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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:05,570 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:19,251 --> 00:00:24,089 NARRATOR: Man lives in the sunlit world 3 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:28,526 of what he believes to be reality. 4 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:33,498 But... there is, 5 00:00:33,532 --> 00:00:37,969 unseen by most, an underworld. 6 00:00:38,003 --> 00:00:41,706 A place that is just as real 7 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:45,810 but not as brightly lit. 8 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:48,546 A dark side. 9 00:01:09,535 --> 00:01:11,536 MAN: Nice. 10 00:01:13,572 --> 00:01:16,308 Okay, these are the fish sticks. 11 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:18,276 WOMAN: Mm-hmm. 12 00:01:18,310 --> 00:01:20,211 With a new kind of bread crumb covering. 13 00:01:20,245 --> 00:01:22,447 Right. 14 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:26,050 And my headline says... 15 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,589 "What the best dressed fish sticks 16 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,491 will be wearing this year." 17 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:33,859 Best dressed? 18 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:36,327 Yeah, that's the new kind of covering. 19 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:37,629 Bread crumbs? 20 00:01:37,663 --> 00:01:39,464 Oh. 21 00:01:41,934 --> 00:01:43,702 Has anyone here seen my watch? 22 00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:46,003 Look under your bed, Sandy. 23 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:49,073 I think it's good, Jerry. 24 00:01:49,107 --> 00:01:50,775 Eh, so-so. 25 00:01:50,809 --> 00:01:53,545 I like it, I think it's cute. 26 00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:55,547 Did you ask about the raise yet? 27 00:01:58,584 --> 00:02:00,985 Hey, Mom, can I have my birthday present 28 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:01,986 a month early? 29 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:03,421 No, you may not. 30 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,356 What do you want, son? 31 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,790 A new watch, obviously. 32 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:07,258 Well, look for your old one, honey. 33 00:02:07,326 --> 00:02:08,660 I've looked everywhere. 34 00:02:08,694 --> 00:02:09,995 In seven seconds? 35 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:13,364 Guess I'll just have to ask the milkman. 36 00:02:13,432 --> 00:02:15,333 What was that? 37 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:17,134 Well, you see, everybody's... 38 00:02:17,169 --> 00:02:19,136 been getting presents from the milkman. 39 00:02:19,171 --> 00:02:21,239 Mr. Collier, Mr. Hemley. 40 00:02:21,273 --> 00:02:24,009 See, they write down what they want on the notes, 41 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:27,245 and the next day, they get money and stuff with their milk. 42 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,713 Sounds like one of Jimmy Rice's 43 00:02:28,747 --> 00:02:30,315 tall stories to me. 44 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:33,685 Mr. Driscoll told me that he asked for $50 in a note, 45 00:02:33,719 --> 00:02:36,554 and the next day he won it in his office lottery. 46 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:38,323 Howard Driscoll told you that? 47 00:02:38,357 --> 00:02:39,557 Yeah, just yesterday. 48 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:40,692 Time for bed, kiddo. 49 00:02:40,726 --> 00:02:42,793 But it's barely dark out. 50 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:46,064 WOMAN: Well, you can take the extra time to look for your watch. 51 00:02:46,098 --> 00:02:48,900 Wait, take this up while you go, okay? 52 00:02:50,369 --> 00:02:53,637 Hey, sport, if you can't find your watch, 53 00:02:53,672 --> 00:02:55,139 I'll get you another one tomorrow. 54 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:56,541 All right! 55 00:02:56,575 --> 00:02:58,310 (running) 56 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,178 Jerry, I really wish you wouldn't do that. 57 00:03:00,212 --> 00:03:01,879 Honey, 58 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:05,150 I actually haven't gotten around to asking for that raise. 59 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:07,418 You told me two weeks ago that you would. 60 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:09,354 I figure another couple of campaigns under my belt 61 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:10,689 and better timing... 62 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:12,456 Jerry, we're losing our lease. 63 00:03:12,491 --> 00:03:14,458 We're down to our last $200. 64 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:17,595 Don't let's press the panic button here. 65 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:19,864 Honey... 66 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:21,733 we lost a baby girl last year. 67 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:22,934 We lived through that. 68 00:03:22,968 --> 00:03:24,869 This is only money. 69 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:26,437 Only money? 70 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:29,707 All right, I'll tell you what. 71 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:32,343 I will ask for that raise tomorrow. 72 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,712 I promise. 73 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:36,080 I'll tell you something else. 74 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:39,517 I don't care what any dumb doctor says. 75 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:41,986 We're going to have another baby girl. 76 00:03:44,957 --> 00:03:47,993 Oh, Jerry. 77 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:51,229 We are handsome, charming people, 78 00:03:51,263 --> 00:03:56,267 and from now on, things are going to start breaking our way. 79 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,236 Okay? 80 00:03:58,270 --> 00:03:59,937 Okay. 81 00:04:01,173 --> 00:04:03,207 Honey, will you write the milkman a note? 82 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:05,410 I think we've got a whole quart in the fridge. 83 00:04:05,444 --> 00:04:06,778 Jerry. 84 00:04:06,812 --> 00:04:09,580 Okay. 85 00:04:09,614 --> 00:04:11,849 Maybe I'll ask him for the raise. 86 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:18,590 "Dear Mr. Milkman, 87 00:04:18,624 --> 00:04:23,494 "please leave two quarts-- homogenized... 88 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:33,505 ...and a wristwatch for my son Sandy." 89 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,639 Ooh. 90 00:04:48,119 --> 00:04:50,054 Magic time. 91 00:04:51,857 --> 00:04:54,525 (dog barking) 92 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,032 Good morning. 93 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:04,436 Morning, love. 94 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,937 Honey, you missed your train. 95 00:05:05,971 --> 00:05:07,472 Mom, Dad. Oh, boy. 96 00:05:07,506 --> 00:05:08,440 Zoom. 97 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,907 Look. 98 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,642 It was on my desk the entire time. 99 00:05:11,676 --> 00:05:13,644 The busted timer hand even works. 100 00:05:13,678 --> 00:05:15,746 Jerry, you didn't go out and get him a watch, did you? 101 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:18,416 No, what do you think, there's any watch stores open at dawn? 102 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:19,317 Maybe the men in your life are 103 00:05:19,351 --> 00:05:21,920 a little more responsible than you think. 104 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:30,028 That was delicious. 105 00:05:30,062 --> 00:05:32,397 Delicious is an understatement, Howard. 106 00:05:32,431 --> 00:05:34,999 That sauce was the work of genius, Ruth. 107 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:36,000 Thank you, Edna. 108 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,668 HOWARD: It's amazing you can stay so thin. 109 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:38,970 Good Lord. 110 00:05:39,004 --> 00:05:40,205 (Howard chuckles) 111 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:44,209 I owe it all to clean living and easy recipes. 112 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:46,344 You're making it hard on the rest of us, Ruth. 113 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:49,581 No, no, she's just warming up for that extra mouth on the way. 114 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,316 Is it really going to be a girl? 115 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,817 That's what the doctors tell us. 116 00:05:53,852 --> 00:05:55,587 HOWARD: Yeah, well, our kids are all grown up, 117 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,021 thank God. 118 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:59,457 Well, they still need a little financial help every so often. 119 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:00,458 HOWARD: Yeah, but that's because they don't make 120 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,227 as much money as I do. 121 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,328 But then again, they don't have our milkman either. 122 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:06,363 Oh, Howard. 123 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,265 Milkman? 124 00:06:07,299 --> 00:06:08,199 Uh, Howard, 125 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:09,366 I thought you told me 126 00:06:09,401 --> 00:06:11,469 that milkman business was just a fantasy. 127 00:06:11,503 --> 00:06:12,837 It is, oh, it is. 128 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:16,141 It's just that we need our fantasies here in dull suburbia. 129 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:17,909 It's funny you mentioning the milkman, Howard. 130 00:06:17,943 --> 00:06:20,411 I haven't heard anything about him since Sandy brought him up. 131 00:06:20,479 --> 00:06:21,713 Uh, honey, 132 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:22,981 do we have coffee? 133 00:06:23,048 --> 00:06:24,883 Oh, sure, I forgot. 134 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:27,184 I'll help. 135 00:06:30,222 --> 00:06:33,158 That was a dumb move, Howard. 136 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,025 I thought she knew. 137 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:35,259 Edna knows. 138 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:36,360 She does? 139 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,329 I had to tell her something. 140 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:41,466 I'd been winning a new car in a different contest every week. 141 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,636 (chuckles) 142 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:47,839 It is just so wonderful that you're having a baby girl 143 00:06:47,873 --> 00:06:49,340 after all that trouble. 144 00:06:49,374 --> 00:06:51,943 Mm, it's more than wonderful. 145 00:06:51,977 --> 00:06:53,978 It's miraculous. 146 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:55,880 You know, Edna says that, uh, 147 00:06:55,914 --> 00:06:58,683 we have to sell some of our eight cars, 148 00:06:58,717 --> 00:07:00,585 but I don't know which ones to sell. 149 00:07:00,619 --> 00:07:02,920 I mean, I've never had eight cars in my whole life. 150 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:05,589 I only ask for cash. 151 00:07:05,624 --> 00:07:07,292 This way I can keep it secret. 152 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:08,359 That's good. 153 00:07:08,393 --> 00:07:10,628 You don't need a garage to keep cash in, do you? 154 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:14,599 (chuckles) Well, not yet anyway. 155 00:07:14,633 --> 00:07:16,867 (chuckling) 156 00:07:21,807 --> 00:07:26,710 That Howard-- he's a crazy old coot, but I like him. 157 00:07:26,745 --> 00:07:29,480 I read your note, Jerry. 158 00:07:29,514 --> 00:07:31,249 My note? 159 00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:33,117 I saw you sneak it into the milk box 160 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:35,486 while Howard and Edna were still here. 161 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:41,425 Do you always ask the milkman for a thousand dollars? 162 00:07:44,229 --> 00:07:48,732 Well... I guess I took Howard's words at face va-- 163 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:50,067 honey, this is a joke. 164 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:51,735 Then I'll just tear it up. 165 00:07:51,770 --> 00:07:54,038 No. 166 00:07:54,072 --> 00:07:56,073 I mean, might as well give it a try. 167 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,442 What harm can it do? 168 00:07:58,476 --> 00:07:59,643 I'm worried, Jerry. 169 00:07:59,678 --> 00:08:00,912 What about? 170 00:08:00,946 --> 00:08:03,214 I don't know, I-I'm just, I'm just worried. 171 00:08:03,248 --> 00:08:07,217 Hey. We're getting our baby, we're paying everybody off. 172 00:08:07,252 --> 00:08:09,053 Honey, we've been on a roll for eight months. 173 00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:10,554 You don't want to let go of the dice 174 00:08:10,589 --> 00:08:12,122 while we're still hot, do you? 175 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:14,258 But you said yourself he didn't exist. 176 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,961 Right... right. 177 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,463 But until a year ago, 178 00:08:19,497 --> 00:08:21,799 I didn't know that horse race gambling existed, 179 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,735 but it does, and it's paying us off a hell of a lot better 180 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,738 than any nine-to-five job I ever had. 181 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:29,407 So, what's the problem? 182 00:08:29,441 --> 00:08:31,042 You've changed, Jerry. 183 00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:33,210 You mean I'm different from you, don't you? 184 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:35,245 No, I mean you're not the man I married. 185 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,082 It's like... it's like you've gone underground. 186 00:08:38,116 --> 00:08:40,385 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 187 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:42,486 Look, I saw the way you changed the subject 188 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:43,754 when Howard brought up the milkman. 189 00:08:43,788 --> 00:08:45,956 I'm not a total idiot, you know. 190 00:08:45,991 --> 00:08:48,192 I think we're growing apart, Ruth. 191 00:08:48,226 --> 00:08:50,761 I don't even know what you're thinking anymore! 192 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,897 We never talk! 193 00:08:52,931 --> 00:08:55,499 We don't even talk about your job anymore. 194 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:56,734 There is no job. 195 00:08:56,768 --> 00:08:58,036 Jerry, you didn't quit? 196 00:08:58,103 --> 00:09:00,371 I told Doug and Willie and the rest of those sad-sack admen 197 00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:01,438 they could take their job 198 00:09:01,473 --> 00:09:04,308 and take a bus. Why? 199 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:07,611 Because I want to get us off the treadmill. (sighs) 200 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:11,683 I want us to take a bite of the good life, Ruth. 201 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:16,220 Honey... you are going to have a beautiful baby girl, 202 00:09:16,254 --> 00:09:17,655 and I'm gonna pick up that novel 203 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,090 I put down when we got married 204 00:09:19,124 --> 00:09:22,594 and I'm gonna conjure us up a masterpiece. 205 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:25,663 I've got a lot of new ideas. 206 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,765 You're going to be proud of me, Ruth, honest. 207 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,200 It's going to be you and me, 208 00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:31,335 and these are going to be the best years of our life. 209 00:09:31,369 --> 00:09:33,004 Jerry, we can't live off a novel. 210 00:09:33,038 --> 00:09:34,238 Sure, we can. 211 00:09:34,272 --> 00:09:37,141 It'll take months to finish it. 212 00:09:37,175 --> 00:09:38,542 Not necessarily. 213 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:39,978 Oh, what are you going to do, Jerry, 214 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,079 just sit down at a typewriter 215 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,179 and start banging out some novel? 216 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:43,747 Bang out a novel, that's correct, 217 00:09:43,782 --> 00:09:46,417 and I'm gonna win with it! 218 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,519 That's what's freaking you out, isn't it? 219 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:51,021 You like the old Jerry Cooley. 220 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,557 You like the guy that didn't even have enough guts 221 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:53,958 to ask for a raise. 222 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:56,361 The old Jerry Cooley told me the truth. 223 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:57,795 You want the truth? 224 00:09:57,829 --> 00:09:59,263 I'll show you the truth. 225 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,164 This is the truth. 226 00:10:00,265 --> 00:10:01,232 Here, here, 227 00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:03,067 and more and more 228 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,369 and this and this and this. 229 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,339 This is wrong, Jerry. 230 00:10:08,373 --> 00:10:12,543 So help me... this is wrong. 231 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,114 (dog barking in distance) 232 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:24,622 (snoring) 233 00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:28,626 (alarm buzzing) 234 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,128 (buzzing stops) 235 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,096 (barking continues) 236 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,309 (crickets chirping) 237 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,328 (door creaking) 238 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,017 You're waiting for the milkman, aren't you? 239 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,455 That's where all the money's coming from. 240 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:32,723 I get my money at the track. 241 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,358 I never met the milkman. 242 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,793 I write him notes, like everybody else. 243 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,329 But tonight, you're meeting him. 244 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:39,731 Tonight is different. 245 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,065 Why, Jerry? 246 00:11:41,099 --> 00:11:42,600 Are you in trouble? 247 00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:44,368 Go to sleep, Ruth. 248 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,103 No one gets something for nothing 249 00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:48,039 in this world, Jerry-- not unless... 250 00:11:48,073 --> 00:11:49,606 Unless what? 251 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:51,942 Why am I pregnant? 252 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:54,412 What kind of a crazy question is that? 253 00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:56,947 Honey, four different doctors told me 254 00:11:56,981 --> 00:11:58,715 I could never conceive again. 255 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,452 In six weeks, I'm giving birth. 256 00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:05,255 Did you ask the milkman for a baby girl? 257 00:12:08,126 --> 00:12:09,927 Oh, honey, please talk to me. 258 00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:11,095 We used to talk. 259 00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:13,064 We used to laugh. We used to love. 260 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,131 Please talk to me. 261 00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:16,533 It's all under control, Ruth. 262 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,903 Sweetheart, it's all under control... 263 00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:20,604 (footsteps, rattling) What? 264 00:12:20,638 --> 00:12:22,940 Shh. What is it? 265 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,675 (dog barking, rattling) 266 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,488 Jerry, no. (bottles rattling) 267 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:38,555 Honey, please! Don't leave. 268 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:39,790 Don't leave! Jerry, no! 269 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:41,525 Come back! I need you! Honey, I'm worried. 270 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:42,759 Please, it'll be all right! 271 00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:43,928 Please! Come back tomorrow night! 272 00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:46,397 I swear it'll be all right. Jerry. 273 00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:52,569 (typing at typewriter) 274 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,142 JERRY: Bravo. 275 00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:00,311 It's pretty easy. 276 00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:04,214 Son. 277 00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,083 Come over here and take a look. 278 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,355 See these papers? 279 00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:13,291 They're going to get us rolling again. 280 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,025 As soon as Mom has your little sister, 281 00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:17,728 they're going to get her rolling, too. 282 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,596 You know, Sandy, 283 00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,799 I know things have been a little bit strained here 284 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,735 for the last few days, but I want you to know that... 285 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:26,803 Maybe you shouldn't get things from the milkman anymore. 286 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:32,109 Maybe that's what's making you guys fight so much. 287 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,945 Has your mother discussed this with you? 288 00:13:34,979 --> 00:13:37,781 Mom doesn't have to tell me everything that goes on. 289 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,151 I take my bike all over town. 290 00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:41,686 I see things. 291 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,686 What kind of things? 292 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,021 Like everybody 293 00:13:44,055 --> 00:13:46,223 within three blocks of here getting rich. 294 00:13:46,257 --> 00:13:48,359 Or adding on to their homes. 295 00:13:48,393 --> 00:13:49,827 People have been adding on to their homes 296 00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,195 for years, Sandy. It's, uh... 297 00:13:51,229 --> 00:13:52,563 Tommy Edison. 298 00:13:52,597 --> 00:13:56,467 He told me his dad got a new oak tree for the front yard. 299 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:59,036 He woke up one morning, and it was there, 300 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,737 like it had been growing for years. 301 00:14:00,772 --> 00:14:03,040 He told me his dad got money, too. 302 00:14:05,043 --> 00:14:06,743 That's what you've been doing, haven't you? 303 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,313 You've been getting money from the milkman 304 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,848 so you don't have to work anymore. 305 00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:11,982 I work, Sandy. 306 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,617 It's just a different kind of work. 307 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,152 (knock at door) 308 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,453 JERRY: Howard, yeah. 309 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:17,754 Come on in. It's open. 310 00:14:17,789 --> 00:14:19,557 Hi, Mr. Driscoll. 311 00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:21,392 Hello, Sandy. 312 00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:25,729 Can I speak to your dad alone? 313 00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:27,398 Just for a minute, okay? 314 00:14:27,432 --> 00:14:29,766 Uh, why don't you help your mom? 315 00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:32,870 Help her do what? 316 00:14:32,904 --> 00:14:34,538 She's been lying down all week. 317 00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,107 Hey. 318 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,675 JERRY: Come on in, Howard. 319 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,577 Care to join me in a little drink? 320 00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,345 Yeah. 321 00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:44,281 You know, it's a funny thing about writing this book. 322 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,684 I keep drinking and typing and... 323 00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:49,119 drinking and... the ideas keep coming. 324 00:14:49,153 --> 00:14:51,054 Feel a little bit like Hemingway. 325 00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:52,622 Of course, I think those stories about Hemingway 326 00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:54,058 are probably a little overblown, but... 327 00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:55,859 Edna's dead. What? 328 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,765 (sighs) 329 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:03,968 She was killed in a car crash. 330 00:15:04,002 --> 00:15:06,170 I just got off the phone with the police. 331 00:15:06,204 --> 00:15:07,271 What can I do? 332 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,040 Nothing, Jerry. 333 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,474 How did it happen? 334 00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:12,176 (sighs) 335 00:15:13,911 --> 00:15:17,481 She took one of those damn new cars out for a drive, 336 00:15:17,515 --> 00:15:19,850 and the brakes gave out on the interstate. 337 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:22,720 I-I don't know what to say, Howard. 338 00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,555 You seen the milkman lately? 339 00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,490 Nobody sees the milkman. You know that. 340 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,260 Yeah, well, maybe it's time somebody did see him. 341 00:15:29,294 --> 00:15:31,395 Seeing as how he killed my wife. 342 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:32,329 He killed? 343 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,197 Oh, he had an accomplice. 344 00:15:34,232 --> 00:15:35,633 Of course. 345 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,635 I was the one who set her up. 346 00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,503 But, Jerry, if you're dealing with this guy, 347 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,071 you'd better get it on paper. 348 00:15:41,105 --> 00:15:43,173 You'd better get records, and you'd better keep them. 349 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,908 Howard, Howard, just take it easy. 350 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:45,843 Slow down. 351 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,645 You're not making sense. 352 00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:50,280 Okay. 353 00:15:50,315 --> 00:15:53,584 Two weeks ago... 354 00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:55,786 I wrote a note, 355 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,689 asking for a sweet, young thing. 356 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,859 I wanted a looker-- a girlfriend-- 357 00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:04,327 to replace the nag I got now. 358 00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:05,629 To replace, Jerry. 359 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,064 You know what that means? 360 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,432 So, you think that... 361 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,735 Hell, man, Edna and I had our fights. 362 00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:14,638 I mean, there's no denying that. 363 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,741 But I didn't want to lose her. 364 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,412 I loved her, Jerry. 365 00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:24,115 I swear it's as if I took a gun and I... 366 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,017 I put it to her head and I pulled the trigger. Howard. 367 00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:28,619 Howard, take it easy, old friend. 368 00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:31,288 Just take it easy. 369 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,392 I think I got to have a talk with this guy myself. 370 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:37,694 Why? Did you ask for something more than cash? 371 00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,397 Yeah, I did. 372 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,431 You'd better see him, Jerry. 373 00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:44,135 You'd better get a hold of him right away and work it out. 374 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,003 I tried the other night. I don't know how. 375 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:49,240 I... Ruth scared him off. 376 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,375 Well, try a box of chocolates. 377 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,610 I mean, it's weird, but I did that once, 378 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,712 and he ate every piece. 379 00:16:55,747 --> 00:16:57,714 I'll try. 380 00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,418 Jerry, you don't think I killed her, do you? 381 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,186 I mean, that stuff's just speculation. 382 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,620 No, Howard. 383 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:04,855 It was an accident. 384 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:08,158 It was just a horrible, horrible thing but... 385 00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:10,561 could happen to anybody. 386 00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:12,763 Just anybody. 387 00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:16,067 (crickets chirping) 388 00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:45,762 (crickets chirping) 389 00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:47,731 (faint rattling) 390 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:51,068 (louder rattling, footsteps) 391 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,779 Excuse me. 392 00:18:07,151 --> 00:18:09,887 I won't come out and look at you. 393 00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:12,256 But I want to talk to you, all right? 394 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,226 First of all, I want to thank you for everything. 395 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,728 Especially the money. 396 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:20,430 It was sort of cute how you had me go to the track 397 00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:22,500 and bet on the horses in order to get it. 398 00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:26,470 Little too cagey to put it in anybody's milk box, 399 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,672 huh, pal? 400 00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:30,507 I especially want to thank you 401 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,710 for all those good ideas on the book. 402 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:34,845 The thing is, I-I wanted 403 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,247 to talk to you about my new baby. 404 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:39,783 I really appreciate all you've done on that. 405 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:41,418 Really. 406 00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:44,688 I just wonder if... 407 00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:48,125 I mean, I wish that... 408 00:18:48,159 --> 00:18:51,395 maybe you could see to it that she has it soon. 409 00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:53,330 I mean, like tomorrow. 410 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:56,900 I mean, I don't care if it's a girl or a boy. 411 00:18:56,934 --> 00:19:00,037 Anything, just as long as it comes soon. 412 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,339 No! Don't go! 413 00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:04,775 Oh, don't go. 414 00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:07,478 (dog barking) 415 00:19:07,512 --> 00:19:08,979 Please. 416 00:19:09,013 --> 00:19:11,582 Please just... 417 00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:14,250 make it be healthy. 418 00:19:14,285 --> 00:19:16,186 Please. 419 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,694 (light footsteps) 420 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,218 � 421 00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:03,166 (birds chirping) 422 00:20:30,928 --> 00:20:33,730 (faint footsteps) 423 00:20:41,872 --> 00:20:43,807 Sandy, is that you, son? 424 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,714 What is it, Sandy? 425 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:54,384 (eerie shrieking) 426 00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:05,028 (eerie shrieking continues) 427 00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:23,547 NARRATOR: The dark side is always there. 428 00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:26,082 Waiting for us to enter. 429 00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:29,253 Waiting to enter us. 430 00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:35,526 Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight. 38432

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