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Watch out for that lady.

She's got business on her mind.

She's a mind cosmo woman who thinks love's a waste of time.

But I think that you can tempt her if you rub her the right way.

There's no girl alive who can't survive on all work and all play.

Hey there, Sandy.

I know deep in your soul There's a warm and tender woman

there Just dying to let go Hey there, Cindy

Why don't you take a chance?

You might find what you are missing Is some old-fashioned romance Cindy

girl Cindy girl

cindy girl my cindy girl

and see that box of lady she's the one

standing alone she works until the sun goes down and she goes

to wreck the phone i know she can't be happy though she puts

up a good front

And I feel real bad, it must be sad, living without true love.

Hey there Cindy, I know deep in your soul,

there's a warm and tender woman there, who's dying to let go.

Hey there Cindy,

why don't you take a chance, you might find what you want.

It's an old-fashioned old man, my Cindy girl.

My Cindy girl.

Hey there, Cindy.

My Cindy girl.

Long time no see.

You know something?

I still haven't gotten over that party you took me to last time.

It's like they get horny just thinking about it.

It was a bit hot, wasn't it?

Pretty, yeah.

Listen, if you think that one was good, wait till you get to the one tonight.

Will you stop that?

Sorry, sorry. Let me tell you about some of the people that'll be there. Okay.

Let's see, who would be there that you know?

Cindy. Do you know Cindy?

Is she the platinum blonde I saw you with? Yeah, isn't she hot? Oh, yeah. Is

she going to be there? Oh, yeah. That's the whole reason for the party.

Her husband decided that he wanted to get her all hot and bothered, so... So,

go ahead.

Hence the swing party.

Makes sense. There you go.

He's a lovely guy, fabulous looking, bit of an egotist, but God, can he fuck.

I don't want to hear about him.

Guess who it is. Cindy was a real professional.

She worked day and night. Well, that was part of her problem.

She was so good at her job.

She probably worked harder at a career than she did at a marriage.

And he just didn't understand.

He just couldn't realize that Cindy needed lots of affection and a little

TLC. TLC?

What is that, a new kind of drug?

Very funny. Tender loving care, you silly.

Of course, I know what you do for a living.

Oh, baby, baby movie, huh?

Let's check it out here.

Ah, look at that. That's how they make babies.

It's a porno flick.

It's far from being a porno flick.

Oh, come on.

It's far from being a porno flick.

You've seen porno flicks. You like them, right?

It's a little loose a little bit.

I am loose. I'm just busy. I need to get this done.

Yeah, but I just came back from the publisher and I'm in a good mood. So we

got to compromise sometimes, right?

Let's fool around a little bit.

No, I can't.

Look, my boss is in the next room.

So what?

He's probably doing the same thing.

But that's his business, not mine.

Mine is to get this film out for him on time.

Oh, come on. You never fuck around.

I never have time to fuck around. These are the kind of things that we're

missing in our marriage. Do you understand that? The kind of things

where you fool around behind in public.

You know, things like that. You gotta get a little bit kinky.

Come on. This is about as kinky as I want to get.

Come on, let's do something. Come on. Look, Michael, you know I'm not like

your friends. I'm not like your friends at all.

But you never tried it.

Why don't you try it? You might like it.

It's something new.

Look, Michael, we used to be really good in bed together.

And things used to be good for us. What's happened to that?

Are you cheating on me?

Never happened.

I'd never cheat on you.

What would give you that idea?

Nothing.

Look, Michael, I've only got a couple of hours left to do this film.

Look, I'll see you at home, okay?

Hey, stop that now. Sorry, sorry.

I'm trying to tell you a story.

Get carried away.

We'll have time for that later.

I'll hold you to it.

No, he was just that way. I mean, when he wanted it, he wanted it.

It was very crude.

Now, Cindy, she was a real doll.

I mean, all the time that Cindy was working so hard, he was busy screwing

me.

Mm-hmm.

But anyway, he finally got a plan that I thought was quite nice.

Hey, listen, I got this real good idea I'm working on. Yeah? My friend has some

triple-X hardcore pornos. Ooh, baby.

Right? Uh-huh. Okay, I'm getting a couple of them. I want you to deliver

one of them to my wife.

You want me to take it to Cindy?

Yeah.

What for?

Well, I want you to give it to her.

And give it to her.

So you want me to, what, play him for her and get her a bit hot? Sure.

Oh, you don't mind if I get involved, do you?

Well, for Cindy and your sake, I hope so.

Thank you.

Cindy's always been a good friend of mine.

She's beautiful.

And so I got to thinking what it would be like if... Oh, you.

Devious. No, dear.

Sensualist. Oh, sensualist. Okay, whatever.

Well, anyway, I thought it would be, you know, my big chance to try something

like that. You know, I'd never done anything like that before.

Oh, you bet.

Never.

Well, anyway, I thought, why not? I mean, the plan was great.

I'd be saving a marriage and having a bit of fun. You are a sly devil.

Hi, Cindy. How you doing today, hon? Oh, hi, baby. How are you? Okay.

Would you mind doing me a favor?

This is that tape I told you about. You know, the one I don't know what's on?

It's been hanging out around the apartment for a while, so do you think

you could play it for me?

Sure. Oh, thanks a lot. I appreciate it.

I don't know what's on it.

Well, I guess we'll find out.

This is a porno clip, Jennifer.

What are you doing to me?

I like Cindy. I thought you'd enjoy it.

This is disgusting.

Oh, come away. Now, come on. Take a look. It's not so bad, is it? How can

people do that?

Jennifer, this is disgusting.

Oh, Cindy, don't be silly.

Oh, come on. It's nothing you wouldn't do, is it?

How can people do that? Hell no, it doesn't get me hot. It's disgusting.

Oh, Cindy, listen up. What's the matter with you anyway?

My God.

Look at that.

You mean to tell me you would get in front of a camera and do that? Well, I

don't know if I'd do it in front of a camera, but I'd certainly enjoy doing it

myself.

What are you doing?

I'm Cindy.

What? Oh, you think I'm going to rape you? Do I look like a man or something?

No, but I think you'd rape me.

Hmm, who knows? I mean, you bring me porno films and you start playing with

me? You don't think I... Of course I think you'd rate me. You've got me so

flustered I can't even speak.

Oh, that's a real shame, isn't it? I'll tell you what you do. All you've got to

do is just stay.

Look at that little screen there. I've got a surprise for you, okay?

I don't take your eyes away.

I don't know if I trust you.

I hope you don't.

You should know me better than that by now.

This is ridiculous.

Oh, isn't it hot?

It's degrading. Oh, don't be silly.

I mean, the girl's not even good looking.

She's not bad.

Oh, she's a real bow-wow.

Oh, look at the cock on that guy.

How could anybody walk around with 20 pounds of swinging meat? Oh, I know.

It's real scary, isn't it?

Oh, poor baby.

How'd you like the real thing anyway?

What are you doing, woman?

Come on.

Jennifer.

You're doing this. Oh, come on.

What if somebody walks in?

Nobody's going to walk in. Everybody's out for lunch. You know that.

You don't mind, do you?

Yeah, I knew you didn't.

You put me on all this time playing this straight and innocent with me.

I knew better.

Ooh, look at that.

Ooh, that's lovely. Where'd you get that?

Ooh, the five and dime.

Honey, you don't get anything at the five a dime. I know you.

Ooh.

See, it's getting you excited isn't it?

I have never in my entire life seen anything quite as disgusting and

belittling as this. I don't want to hear it.

Isn't that nice?

Guess it could be worse.

The best thing about it is you don't even have to feel guilty either.

What do you mean?

You're not being unfaithful, are you?

I mean, I'm not a man, am I?

Well, I guess if you look at it that way.

Now,

what do you have down here, Emily?

I've seen it before, actually.

Oh, you have?

But you think I've peeped on you before.

You're more perverted than I ever dreamed you were. Oh, I hope so.

Come here.

Two can play this game, you know.

Come here. Now, I don't want any kisses. I want to kiss this.

Oh, Cindy, you're a bad girl.

You're very bad.

You've done this before, haven't you?

No, I've watched, obviously.

I figure I can do as good as they can.

Better, baby, better.

You took your skirt off, too. I sure did. On your bed?

Mm-hmm.

Why don't you slip your jeans down?

Come on.

No. Come on.

Am I going to have to rape you?

Maybe. Maybe?

Oh,

God, Cindy, you look good.

oh you're taking off your knickers too oh you know i've always loved your ass

oh that's hot

you like that

really oh baby

I like to feel that tongue on my nipples.

Fuck.

the film to my wife. That's not all I gave her, baby.

After that match with Cindy, oh, I was amazingly horny.

Of course I wanted to know. What happened?

So what did I do? First thing is I ran home to her husband, right? He couldn't

wait to hear what happened.

Well, we started to play it and she freaked out completely.

Yeah. Oh, it was so bad. She didn't? No, not at all. So I told her, look, just

calm down and look at it. You know, you might learn something or might see

something you like.

All I had to do, baby.

Great. So she liked it.

Oh, I can't tell you. Listen.

What happened?

You know, the guy with the big, right?

When he came out and she saw him.

Really, I was so hot. I just wanted to fuck.

All I wanted was to have a big, huge cock inside me.

And I started rubbing her leg, you know?

And then I started kissing her.

This is your wife there.

So I was kissing her. Yeah. And she was good.

So hot.

He would kiss me back, you know?

Yeah. And then I started playing with the nipples.

Tell me some more. Tell me some more.

Come on, fuck me.

Oh, I'd love to, but do you want me to be unfaithful to my wife?

What kind of a girl do you think I am anyway, hmm? Come here.

Ooh.

Listen, what's it now? I know what kind of girl you are.

Do you? Yeah. What kind am I, huh?

You don't want to talk, huh?

Oh. What do you want to do then? I want to fuck you. But tell me some more about

what happened yesterday.

Oh, let's see. What can I tell you?

Well, we were sitting there.

Yeah. And I put my hand up her skirt.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

And it was quite a nice little box her wife had. You know that?

Yeah.

Quite tasty, too, baby.

Yep. Mm-hmm.

And let's see.

And I took off her blouse.

And I did her skirt.

And what else?

And then I went down on her.

Like that?

Mm-hmm.

And what else? It was a little bit smaller, though.

And then I took off my clothes.

Did she help you take off the clothes? She helped me rip them off.

Mmm.

Thank you.

That's phenomenal.

I wish my wife was like that.

She is, baby.

We just gotta get her to the party.

We gotta get her at the party.

He really knew how to satisfy a girl.

I was sorry for a week.

In the meantime...

When you don't succeed at first, try, try again.

I mean, he would not give up. He really wanted to loosen up his wife, you know,

really get her hot.

Jesus, Michael, you sounded really upset on the phone. I mean, what's happening,

man?

Well, it's the little lady with the lungs again.

Uptight. She's got a collar around her neck.

Now listen, don't I know it. You know, I'm after her ass for God knows how long

now myself.

What do you want from my life? Well, listen.

I got a little plot, okay?

Come on, come on with it. Okay. You know those real dirty films you have?

The triple X cocksucker movies?

I know what you're thinking already, you dog.

Okay, okay, you got it. Okay, being a little excited, I want to borrow two

flicks from you. Yeah?

I want you to bring one over to my wife's editing room. Yeah? Slip it down

on the counter. I got just the one, the one with Johnny Wall with that big

purple dick of his.

What do I get in return?

Okay, I'll give you first crack of my wife at a swing-up party that I'm gonna

throw.

Sound good?

Good.

Solid on that. You got the deal.

Mrs. Foreman.

Mrs. Foreman?

Anybody home?

Oh, hello.

Yeah, hi.

That face.

Uh, Mr. Stern, one of my husband's friends. Ah, right on the money. Right

on the money of your shop.

That's why I'm here. I've got an hour's worth of film.

It's got to be cut to a half an hour.

And I've got a client coming in from Europe. It's got to be back to me by 9

.30 in the morning. Now, you're about the only person around with the kind of

acumen that can get this done for me.

Now, do you think you'd give it a shot for me? What do you say?

Well, I don't know. I've got a lot of work to do here.

It's worth a grand.

What time do you need it tomorrow?

9.30.

Well, I guess we can give it a shot.

You're a dog.

A real dog.

God, another one of Michael's special friends.

Let's see what this film looks like.

Too many flash frames.

Hold in his tongue until as good as his cock was.

Oh, Michael, look here.

How do you think this is his car?

See how she gets it all in his mouth.

Oh, watch this.

She has to leave this fruit blob. They have a porn flick.

Oh, how do you throw your tongue on her?

You need some nice looking women in your pictures.

I'd love to wrap my mouth around a big hunk of meat.

Doc's coming with me now.

Not another one of these flicks.

Sweetheart. How was your day?

How was my day? The greatest.

Listen.

You know Michael's old lady?

Oh, yeah.

You wanted to take her home with us one night.

Yeah. She's going to probably be at Ralph's swing tomorrow night.

Guess why?

I brought over a film for her to edit.

And it's not triple X, it's about quadruple X. I mean, it's got Johnny

with that big purple... Yeah, I've seen it, I've seen it. Yeah, well, she's

gonna come out of the closet. You know how tight she's been.

Like being reborn for her.

So you're scheming?

Scheming? Well, it's for her own good, right?

What does this have to do with me, baby?

What does this have to do with you?

I just assumed you were coming with me. We always go through these things

together. I'd love to come with you. How about now?

Yeah, now. But I mean, also, like, tomorrow we could, like, it'll be

liberating for her. Think of the good you'll be doing for the sake of the

universe. There'll just be somebody else in our corner. I've been sitting around

this house all day waiting for you to come home.

Oh, sure, yeah, sure.

Think of what it's going to do for her. And Eddie's going to be there.

Oh, that's good.

That's good.

And Steve.

Remember Steve?

I've had Steve.

Yeah, but... I'm bored of the scene. You're enough.

I like it now in the afternoon. I've been sitting around the house all day

waiting for you to come home.

Yeah, but... Hey, listen.

Think of what it'll do for her.

I mean, liberate her. She's coming out of the closet. It'll be like having a

virgin. Just think of it. You, me, Michael, and... Well, let's concentrate

on now, shall we?

Yes.

Come on, but think about it, will you? Oh, you're so hot.

Just think about it, will you?

I'll think about it.

She's been so uptight.

I'm so hot, baby.

Isn't this as nice as Cindy?

Yeah, but think of what we'd be doing for her.

I'm thinking of what you can be doing for me right now.

You know what I mean to you.

You know what you'd do to me.

You'd make me bananas.

I know what I'm gonna do to you.

Yeah, but would you think about it while this is all going on? Well, I'll think

about it. Right now, I'm just thinking of sucking your cock.

You

like

that, huh?

Just relax.

You talk too much.

Thank you.

Bye-bye.

Oh, I'm boiling.

That's delicious.

Let me put my fingers in this little pink ass of yours.

Oh, yes.

That's it. That's it. Suck it. Chug off the tip.

Come on, you motherfucker.

Suck that cock.

Like I feel it boiling in my prick. The cock's boiling. I'm going to squirt it

right in your mouth.

Oh, yes!

Yeah!

Oh, I love it when you do that, Amy.

Oh, yeah, let me just rub your face.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, let me come.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck it up.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh yeah.

Come, baby, come.

Come all over your back.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

so good.

Take a deep breath.

So what do you say, sugar?

You gonna come with me to the party?

Oh, I already came.

It's all right. You go. Have a good time.

Come here.

It looked like his scheme was working.

Lover boy wasn't available and I was feeling real horny. So I decided to look

up an old lover of mine I mean this guy is even hornier than I am

Oh

What do you want?

So,

not getting enough huh?

Poor baby It's got nothing to do with it. I want you.

Yeah? Yeah.

You could just come over here and have me anytime.

I think so.

Why don't you bring your friend over?

Why should I do that?

Well, I don't know.

It might be fun to have a little face on, too.

Yeah? Sure.

Promise you'll be a good boy?

Sure I'll be a good boy.

Would you give her a call?

No. Come on, fuck it.

Will you fuck me?

Well, I don't promise I'll fuck you, but... You're a bastard, you know that?

No, not yet.

I might, you know, squirt on your face or something like that. Would you lick

my balls?

Oh, too good of you.

I know.

I'll let you. Go ahead.

I'll call it off.

Hi, Vicky.

Yeah, hi. Yeah, this is Jennifer.

How you doing, babe?

Yeah. You doing anything now?

No? Would you like to come over and have a bit of a party?

Yeah, right now.

Yeah.

No, no, there's not going to be too many people here.

Uh, no, no, he's not coming.

Uh-uh.

No, uh... Actually, there's just going to be three of us.

I can get a kick out of that.

Now, you remember Richie?

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Yeah, the one with the... Mm-hmm. Him.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, he's hot for you, too.

Fancy it?

Hmm?

Okay.

Yeah. You gonna come over right away?

You better hurry up, honey. He's awfully hot.

See you later.

Yeah.

Bye-bye.

Okay. Who's a good girl, then?

You're a very good girl.

You did just the right thing.

Didn't I, though?

So you think you can handle her when she gets here?

I don't think there'll be a problem.

She thinks you're some kind of stud or something.

You're some kind of big, hot stud. Is that true, Richie?

I've heard that before.

You think you can handle her?

Are you going to fuck her, Richie?

I might if she's good.

Are you good?

I think I'll just suck her for a while and make you watch.

So if I'm really good, are you going to take me to the party?

Cindy's coming out party.

That's it.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Hey, that's your friend. Go get her.

Go away.

Oh, Vicki, it's good of you to come over. Thanks for inviting me. I'm really

thrilled. I didn't have much of a choice.

Come here.

This is Vicki.

Vicki, huh?

Right here, honey.

Why don't you go sit over there for a few minutes and let us get to know each

other a little better.

Oh, I've been wanting you for a long time.

Oh, that's cool.

Ah.

Oh, hey.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Mwah!

I don't know. She's supposed to be here.

She's going to be here. She's going to be here. Don't worry. We invest a lot of

time. I'm a little excited.

We're all excited.

She'll be here, okay? No, I'm tired.

She may be working a little bit late.

She's working a little late, okay? Give her a couple of minutes. I've been

trying to get a hold of your old lady for God knows how long.

A long time, right?

I made her a promise, okay? And I've got to thank both of you for the films and

showing her the films.

No problem.

I want to see the real Mahaskis. You got the promise.

You're going to do her, okay?

And don't worry, she'll be here soon, okay?

Come on, man. I'm tired.

I'm tired also.

Wait a second. Calm down. I think I heard her.

Surprise!

Are you surprised?

I'm surprised, all right.

Here they are.

You know most of these people.

Thank you.

I just can't believe that all this is going on in my living room.

You know Marvin, don't you? Oh, I've met Marvin a few times.

I think you'd like to meet more of you, too.

I can't believe this. It's coming from both sides. I can't believe you're here,

too.

Come on, listen up. You're going to have a good time. Come on, Church.

Bye.

Here it comes.

Put me away tonight, let's get it

on and on tonight Put me

away tonight, I'm flyin' hot tonight, yeah

What?

What?

We like it, Cindy.

This is incredible.

But you know, Jennifer, it's nothing like being with you.

What do you say we get out of here?

What do you say we do?

I can't believe all these guys. Come on.

Don't leave.

Well, the party was over, as they say. It was one hell of a party.

You know, her jerky husband came in and thought he really had it made. He saw

the both of us lying there and he thought, hmm, this is it.

He was surprised when he tried.

Well, Cindy and I have had a nice long relationship,

but I think it's time I moved on to other things.

Some nice men.

How about you?

Watch out for that lady.

She's got business on her mind.

She's a mind cosmo woman who thinks love's a waste of time.

But I think that you can tell her if you rub her the right way.

There's no girl alive who can't... I don't work and don't play.

Hey, they're saying.