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You're not calling him, are you?

That's the fourth body.

We need him on the case.

He's a freak.

We can handle this.

Sergeant Donovan, we have got nothing to go on.

It's time we brought him in.

Good lord, Sherlock.

What are you doing?

Research, Miss Hudson.

It's important for me to get as much knowledge as possible.

Oh, research isn't going to pay my rent, is it?

Or am I going to have to look for a flatmate for you?

I will sort something out, Mrs Hudson.

What about all those bodies they keep finding?

I thought that would be right up your street.

Well, I haven't called you.

Oh, good lord, Sherlock.

Couldn't you at least wait until I left the room?

There's a young lady downstairs.

She wants to hire you.

Can I suggest you take her case so you can pay my rent?

Okay, is this a bad time?

I mean, I can come back later?

Or not?

No, no, this is perfect.

I've been meaning to test my deductive skills against all manners of

distractions.

We're just fine.

Right, I've been told that you can help me.

Entirely possible.

Did you come far?

No, just a couple of stops on the chain.

One moment.

Right.

Oh, don't worry about that.

Here goes Nick's centric.

Nightmare tenders are not around here.

Oh, so do you own the building?

Yes, I've known a lady for 30 years now.

Oh, so, erm, how many flats do you own?

Oh, just the one.

Good to hear.

Yeah, lovely.

Thank you.

Ah, holiday, yes.

Could I order some flowers to be delivered today, please?

Er, any variety.

About £20.

Yes, it's 221B Baker Street.

Excellent.

And what time will they arrive?

Fantastic.

Thank you very much.

What are the flowers, Sherlock?

Yes, Mrs. Hudson.

Very astute.

The name's Sherlock Holmes.

How do you do?

Jane Watson.

Very well, thank you.

So, erm, are you, like, a detective or something?

Or something.

I usually work with the police, but my landlady here is demanding I pay

the rent, so I'm slumming it, taking cases like yours.

But I haven't even told you my case yet.

The scarf.

A man's.

You're guessing someone you want to find.

You don't know him too well, perhaps spoken a few words.

You don't know what he does or where he lives, yet he leaves his scarf somewhere

and you feel it's the perfect opportunity to ask him out.

If only you can find him.

Erm, yeah, that was amazing.

Yes?

Yeah, bang on.

Thank you.

Hello, Inspector Lestrade.

Is it about the murders you think, Sherlock?

Oh, I've read about them.

Nothing ever can prepare you to see something like that.

No.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

All right.

All right, I'll take you to bed.

I told you he's a freak.

Oh, gosh, I'm coming, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, right down the back door.

Gee.

Yeah, stop.

Oh, there's so much.

It's like a fountain.

Oh, golly, gosh.

Spiffing.

Who's working the case?

Oh, not Donovan.

She hates me.

Again, I'm going to have to bring my own assistant.

I'll see you shortly.

I'll take the case.

My case?

Yes, your case.

My fee is £500.

Oh, erm, I didn't think it would be that much.

That's unfortunate.

I can forego my fee if you come and help me at the crime scene.

There should be no trouble at all for a medical assistant like yourself.

Wait, how did you know that?

You still have your identity card on your laptop.

Fancy seeing another dead body?

Oh, God, yeah.

Lovely.

We'll be back late, Miss Hudson.

Game on.

How could he?

Hold it, weirdo.

Lestrade is expecting us.

Us?

Who's this?

It's my assistant, Dr. Watson.

Well, word of advice, Doctor.

This guy is totally insane and will fuck up your life.

Right.

Just like the others.

Found in a state of undress.

Recent signs of intercourse, but no sign of a struggle.

And, erm, the other three were poisoned, so we're assuming that it'll be the same

with this one.

And you've ID'd the others?

Yes.

No connection.

There must be a connection.

So they've died whilst having sex?

Just any sex.

Look at the beads of sweat.

This guy was really going for it.

So the killer is female?

Yes, female.

She lures them in with sex and, erm, poisons them.

So she likes to have sex with them whilst they die?

Sounds delightful.

Yes, but, erm, we just haven't got any clue as to our identity.

Would you all just shut up?

I'm trying to do my thing here.

No clue.

What must it be like to be so stupid?

It must be cosy.

So...so ignorant.

OK, Sherlock, what have you seen?

Well, I've seen the cum stains on your trousers.

Clearly called in whilst you were going at it.

And then, of course, there's the cat hair.

But you don't have any pets.

Sergeant Donovan loves putting photos of a little miffy online.

Tell me, how long have you two been going at it?

Now, look, that's enough of that, OK, cos, er, you know...

She's still horny, you know, Inspector.

You know, there's plenty of room in here if you want to, er, quite complete

earlier.

We've finished, we've finished, just leave it.

You may have finished, Lestrade.

I'm not sure the lady was quite done.

Afternoon.

But...but what about the killer?

I'll let you know.

Well, that was eventful.

I'm not sure how useful I was, though.

It was more of a test to make sure we're compatible as flatmates.

Flatmates?

Who said I was looking for a place?

You did.

And you spoke to Mrs Hudson.

Far too inquisitive for someone not looking to move.

So, what do you say?

Well, I suppose so.

Plus, we should be able to afford the rent a lot easier, and I won't have to take on

too many cases such as yours.

Yeah, about my case.

Yes, I should, er, have something more for you in about an hour.

In an hour?

Yes, one hour.

Now, if you don't mind me, you'll have to enter this information into my mind

palace.

Your mind palace?

Yes, my fucking mind palace.

Is there an echo?

Do you not have one?

It's where I store all of my information.

With enough knowledge, anything can be deduced.

Right, in one hour.

One hour.

It's like talking to a parrot.

Give you a look, Miss Watson.

Doctor Jane Watson.

And soon to be living with Sherlock Holmes.

Um, yeah, how did you know that?

My name is Mycroft Holmes.

Sorry, Holmes.

Sherlock is my younger brother.

And I worry for him.

If you are to be living with him, I would appreciate your attention.

I would appreciate an update on his well-being.

Can you not just give him a call?

We don't speak.

But he has his uses from time to time.

Besides, his text messages are rather odd.

This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Hold it right there.

No poisoning today, thank you very much.

The police have been called.

Now hands behind your back so I can arrest you.

You?

Some detective.

I still have you beaten.

You're going to jail.

And you're going to your grave.

I don't think you're going to get the chance to poison me.

But I already did this morning.

You can feel it, can't you?

The others knew they were poisoned, didn't they?

This is just a game.

The antidote is locked in the safe.

That's voice activated.

They tried so hard, didn't they?

So, so hard.

Let me guess.

The sound of your old castle is the only thing to open.

That's right.

Now, you want to play?

I know everything there is about pleasure.

It's a textbook.

Well, you are a bird, so to me.

Maybe we should order a pizza now, then.

Oh, yes, on that fucking chair.

You want this dick, baby?

Bend over.

Oh, puss.

Oh, yes.

Wait, wait, wait.

Oh.

Lizzie!

Lizzie!

Lizzie!

Lizzie!

Lizzie!

Lizzie!

Lizzie!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Oh,

oh!

Oh.

The woke up.

The woke up...

AHHHHHHHHHH!!

Hey, hey, hey, oi, oi, oi, ahhh..

That didn't open the fucker, I see.

Oh...

Holy Geoffrey.

Open the Mollies and Mollies Open the Mollies!

Here you go.

I'm just like that.

Comonmviatic.

Witness.

etcetera.

It's all right.

Alright.

Leave.

Hold.

Hold.

Hold.

hold

it.

Oh, I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Oh my god.

You're so beautiful.

I can't breathe!

Oh, you're so beautiful.

I don't even know what to do.

You look so beautiful.

I'm so happy!

You look so beautiful.

Okay.

Thank you.

Yes, I got it.

Clean my dick first.

There you go.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, here.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

There you go.

Oh my

god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

wasting time now.

Mr.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Ahhhhh!

Oh yes.

Ah,

you're on the fucking floor.

Oh, yes, I want to go back.

Let's see, baby.

Are you ready?

Yes, yes.

Can you move the place?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Can you move me?

Oh, yes.

Are you coming?

Are you coming right there?

Yes, oh, yes.

Let's move.- Yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes,

there you

go.

Oh, yes.

Shh, shh, shh, shh... Ohhh...you did good.

You like that, huh?

Come here baby.

Oh fuck...

All right.

Here you go.

You ready to get fucked again, huh?

Yes.

Yes.

Ah, yes.

That's it on my desk.

Oh, Peter.

I see you, Peter.

I see you, Peter.

I see you, Peter.

Oh, Peter.

Yes.

Yes.

Aah!

Oh yeah baby, there you go.

That's it baby, there you go.

Wait,

wait, wait, wait, don't!

Don't!

Don't!

Don't!

Don't!

Where are you girl?

Wait, wait, wait!

Oh, fuck you!

I'm sorry.

Oh, you.

Shit, shit, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Huh?

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, fuck.

I'm feeling weak.

I need that.

Whoa, hey.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

You're in the fucking coma.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Here you go.

I'm ready for this coma.

Are you ready?

Are you ready for this coma?

Hold that awesome for me, baby.

Hold that awesome.

Nice and wide.

Uh-huh.

Nice and wide.

Hell.

Oh.

Oh,

shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It was amazing.

You're welcome.

I feel like I've missed something.

Another case closed.

Well that's good.

I brought my stuff.

Is there any chance you could get on my case soon?

Here.

What's this?

I have a bunch of flowers here.

Not sure who they're from?

They're from you.

From me?

To you?

To her.

Oh.

Oh, my scarf.

Hello again.

Yes, I have your scarf.

Oh, and apparently I have flowers for you.

Wait.

I saw you order these before you took my case.

How is that even possible?

The smell of flowers and petrol on his scarf.

Not just one flower, but hundreds.

He was obviously a courier, exclusively to a flower company.

The company had to be based around where you live for you to see him so often.

So, a quick search online, and I managed to find the shop.

Quite simple, really.

That's amazing.

Thank you.

My name's Jane.

Matthew, nice to meet you, finally.

You know there's a pub just down the road.

You two should go and try it.

Yeah, why not?

Hello.

Not really a good time right now, I'm afraid.

Jane!

That's ridiculous, Charlotte.

There's no way I'm going to pass off as you.

I'm a girl.

Nobody knows that.

Plus, I can't be in two places at once now.

Can I?

Plus, this missing man, Roddy.

Clearly an actor.

Let's probably press.

Don't do press.

Much better if they think you're me.

Are you masturbating?

Just having a spot of bother and angry husband at the moment.

I thought his wife was cheating on him.

She was.

With me.

So what have you got to say about this piece of murder?

Let's not do it.

Ah, Sherlock Holmes.

We were expecting a man.

Look, please.

What was the last one in case you weren't talking to?

You only need to say any comment at all.

Mr Thompson was taken from this room.

Well, we have kept the room exactly as we found it.

Okay, um, I'll just have a look around.

Okay, I could really need some help right now.

My course.

Just stall for time, Jane.

Act like me for a bit.

Wait, you want me to act like you?

Fine.

You!

Shut up and look at me.

Are you looking?

You looking?

I am the most important person in this room right now.

Everybody, look at me.

Look at Sherlock.

Really important.

Big brains.

Yeah, you get it.

Doing my thing now, as Sherlock does.

Okay, so what is it like to be you?

I wonder.

Maybe you're the ant and I'm the big human.

Or, wait, you can be the human.

And maybe I can be a giant ant with a big massive brain.

A big, powerful, intelligent brain.

DITUPTION!

Yes, it's uncanny.

Okay, show me your mouth.

Ah, yes.

Okay.

Cock?

Um, yeah, cock.

What about the cock?

Rub your arse against his cock.

I have to rub my arse against your cock.

It's very important for the case.

I heard you were eccentric, but brilliant.

It's not what I should be doing this Sherlock.

I'm bloody engaged.

Not until he proposes you a lot.

You put us together.

Really shake your arse against his cock.

Now, get up and go behind him.

Give him the old reach around.

Maybe play with these nickels a little bit.

The older guys love that sort of stuff.

There you go.

Now I want you to get on all fours and sniff around the room like a little dog.

Come on, let's drop down.

Don't forget to get that high knee in the air.

If you ask what you're doing, just tell me you're sniffing out some clothes.

What are you doing sniffing?

I'm, um, sniffing for clues.

Ah, yes, that's great.

Now get on the bed and sniff.

Sniff the air around you.

Really bring it in.

Okay, that's great.

Now I want you to ride him like a cowboy.

Now just tickle his head with your tongue.

Jane,

stop dicking around, okay?

If you can meet me at 14 Baskerville Road, I've got a lead.

Shall I look home?

How do you do?

This way, please.

How can you know so much information just by looking at a picture of his room on my

phone?

I'm surprised you don't have Bruce's knees.

So blind.

Signs of a struggle in the room.

Some of the items were knocked over, yet some were still standing upright,

indicating they were too valuable to destroy.

It's obviously an inside job, and it's obvious that the man has clearly kidnapped

himself.

The real case is finding out why.

The great Sherlock Holmes.

You visited my business a few times before, but I don't really regret things

to face.

A pleasure.

I hear you have some information on this new case.

I do.

I'm just curious how good you are.

Oh, I'm good.

Very good.

I've prepared a little game.

I hope you don't mind indulging me.

Not at all.

I'm willing to give you my information if you can pick out and fuck the girl I'm

prescribing.

I'm sorry.

Wait.

Did you just say fuck?

We have to fuck them.

This is a very sexual place, Miss Watson.

A place for sex.

Of course.

She's a feisty one, likes it rough, and people come to her for speciality

treatment, and she can give as good as she gets.

Now, who am I talking about?

None of these girls.

However, the receptionist, she fits your description perfectly.

Jane, if you wouldn't mind, me and Miss Adler have some important information to

discuss.

Yes, Watson.

It's vitally important we get this information.

Now, come along.

Go bang her brains out.

Chop, chop.

Game on.

I'm never actually gonna get engaged, am I?

Of course you are.

I knew we'd be busy, so I invited Matthew along to get it over with.

You did what?

You should be here in half an hour.

Better hurry along.

You enjoy the games, then?

You don't have to be detected to work that one out.

Texting.

James and texting.

Quite right.

Titties.

I shouldn't be doing this.

I'm getting married soon.

Don't you like it?

Yes, that's a bad thing.

I think you'll like it too.

Sweet little boobs, Jane.

I'll just

get you naked.

Be a good girl.

Are you gonna be a good girl, Jane?

I don't know the story, but I hope Matthew's okay with it.

Fuck that.

Show me what a good girl you are.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I thought you'd never done this before.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jane, you good girl.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you naughty girl.

Got you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, God.

Let me get my dildo out for you.

Yeah, bend over like a good girl.

Oh, yeah.

You want Jane to be good.

No.

Oh, you naughty Jane.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, God.

You naughty girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Well, oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Sorry.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Show

them.

Let's see what's beautiful.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

No.

No.

Get.

Oh

my God.

Let's see how good you are.

Oh yeah.

Oh Jane

you dark horse.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh.

Not so innocent anymore Jane.

No.

Do

you like those big teeth?

I do.

They're very big.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh fucking hell yeah.

Oh Jane you dirty girl.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

I'm gonna come all over this fucking park.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh fuck

yeah.

Oh you dirty girl.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Fuck your girl Jane.

You dirty girl.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Why don't you calm me down now?

Oh yeah.

Oh.

I'm gonna cool down now.

You ugly girl.

Oh yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh god.

Oh.

Oh shit.

Oh.

Do

I taste good?

You do taste good.

You taste amazing.

You taste amazing.

And you have the most spankable bottom.

You do I?

I think I've ever seen.

Bend over.

You're a good girl Jane.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

What would Matthew say?

I have no idea.

What would he say to you being fucked by me?

And then be straight like that.

You'd probably be jealous.

I think he would.

I think he would take you as his wife knowing that you've done this.

No.

Do you think you've lost out there Jane?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah girl.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

You're such a bad influence.

How about I get you right here?

Oh.

Fuck yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh god yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Jane.

Oh shit.

What's that?

That's Matthew.

My boyfriend.

Your boyfriend?

Yep.

Oh come on.

Seriously no.

Oh no.

He'll just love it.

Come on.

No he won't.

Honest.

Well.

He can't see this.

Come on.

Everyone loves this.

Jane.

In your world maybe.

Are you sure?

This is not Sherlock we're talking about.

Come on.

Stay.

No.

Get outside.

Make sure he doesn't see you.

Yes.

Right.

Oh Jane.

There you are.

Matthew.

Hi.

It's great to see you.

Yeah.

Nice to see you too.

What was that?

I love you.

I've been thinking the last six months.

It's been perfect.

Not perfect.

Perfect.

We're perfect.

And it's got a question for you.

Okay.

You think you could do me the honour of Mario?

Oh god yes.

Yes.

That's great.

You made me so happy Jane.

Yes.

Oh god yes.

Yes.

I'm so happy.

Take it.

Come on.

Take it.

Take it.

I'll do it for you.

There we go.

You're shaking.

Oh god.

I'm so happy.

Me too.

I'll keep part of this one.

Blackmail.

This is about blackmail isn't it?

Very perceptive.

Bonnie Thompson was a client of ours until he caused some damage.

But that didn't stop him did it?

He stalked one of your girls.

Yes.

He wouldn't leave her alone.

So you used the footage of the recordings you make of all your clients.

What?

She records all of her clients?

And if only Mr Thompson would be releasing them today.

Only to find out he's been kidnapped.

Which would put the blame squarely on you if you did release the footage?

It keeps his name in the clear.

I need your help Sherlock Holmes.

So where is he now?

Isn't it obvious Jane?

That Irene Adler.

She did this to me.

She bloody mental.

So what?

He tied himself up and threw himself in here?

No Jane.

He had help.

Mr Thompson.

Who helped you kidnap yourself?

At first I suspected it was your butler but he's clearly none the wiser.

So who was it?

Or would you rather we release the footage?

No.

I can't say.

Tell me who it was.

And I'll ensure the footage is deleted permanently.

It was... Tell me!

It was Moriarty!

Fuck!

No need to worry.

Sherlock Holmes is here.

The case is practically closed already.

I don't think we're meeting you.

Thanks.

Don't need my help.

But Lestrade has messaged.

Yes.

Well I don't need your help.

Thanks.

Really?

No help.

You have a woman with a bomb strapped to her.

Clock's ticking I guess.

You have no idea how to disarm it.

And you're not accepting any help.

Yes.

Time for your time.

Hi Sherlock.

Hello.

Hello again.

Sorry I can't help you I'm afraid.

You know this woman?

We've had some business dealings before.

Oh yeah!

That's it.

I love that.

That's it.

We can ride it.

All the fuck.

And you know her too?

Yes, an old family friend.

Today you must feel a big bang.

A keypad on a device indicates a design code.

If the bomber has given us a keypad, there must also be a clue.

Oh, exciting.

What does it say?

This is a clue.

Yes, I know.

But what does it say?

This is a clue.

Hm.

Naughty.

What do you think, detective?

Hopkins.

Sally Hopkins.

Miss my husband.

Greg.

I've heard a lot about you Sherlock.

I'm sure you two geniuses can figure out this business.

I think the card is a ploy to distract us from the bomber itself.

I wouldn't do that if I was you.

We're being watched.

The corner of the room behind you is a camera.

Yes, I noticed.

You really think you're so good, don't you, Mr. Holmes?

You seem so concerned about being the one who solves this case.

White on the front, black on the back, Times New Roman typeface.

Times, paper, black and white?

Black, white and red all over.

Yes, that's a given.

How good are you though, detective?

A glass for each of you.

Choose wisely.

They wanted to drink the water.

I don't think that's a good idea, Sally.

It's Moriarty watching us.

The next clue comes if we drink.

What do you think?

I'm good if you are.

Well, now you're practically daring me.

If we're still alive.

Poison?

Just a mind, I think.

I know these symptoms.

I read them about them recently.

Check my crotch.

Listen, Sally, I gathered you as a bit of a dirt and bitch, but I don't think this

is the appropriate part.

Am I pushing?

Check.

Quick, undress me.

I'm burning up.

Okay, guys are calling ambulance.

Wait outside.

It's that new female duty driver.

It's been on the news.

I need it.

I need to go in the next few minutes or I will die.

I just drunk the ambulance.

Only a spunk can save me now.

Honey, maybe we should get you to a hospital.

No time.

You need to have a spunk now.

So I'll just wait here then while you two get down to business.

Couldn't Sherlock just jerk off or something?

Quiet, Greg.

I kind of concentrate here.

I'm sorry sweetheart.

We shouldn't be long.

Why don't you cover the kettle off?

Two sugars, please, Greg.

Yes.

I'll have a good joke.

Look at these f***ing sips out too.

Come along, let's get a nice cup of tea.

That's it.

It's a

f***ing sip.

Don't sip your secret tea.

I can't do that.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Yes, baby.

Oh.

Whoa.

There's the tea.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Yeah, look at that tea, huh?

Whoa.

Oh, yes.

Oh, s***.

Yes, baby.

Oh, s***.

Look.

Oh, s***.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, s***.

Oh, s***.

Oh, yes, that's it.

You need the answer, baby, that's it.

Brother, continue, you see, huh?

Whoa.

Yes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, yes.

Let's see how that's working out for me.

Not too much.

Let's see.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, s***.

Oh, s***.

Oh, that's it, baby.

She decided to have a drink.

Oh.

Oh.

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Oh.

I forgot.

I forgot.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's it, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Look at that.

Can't you feel it, huh?

Yes, that's it.

F*** me.

Give me that f***ing cock.

Yes, that's it, f***ing cock.

Oh, yes, that's it.

Oh, yes, that's it.

Oh, oh, yes,

yes.

Nice.

Nice.

F***ing...

So which f***ing part is the correct?

Oh, no.

Oh.

Mmhmm.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

You need that fucking cup.

You know what really makes me come.

Dip in the brown.

Oh, that's what you need.

I'm just going to have a bit.

Oh, fuck.

A cup should open up.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Oh, baby, yes.

Oh, that's it.

That's for that one.

Yes, go ahead and go.

Oh, God.

There you go.

Oh, God, you're not fucking talking to the earth.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Shit.

Oh, God, it feels so fucking big.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

It's going to be fucking hurt.

Yes, yes, yes.

That's it, baby.

There you go.

Oh, yeah, God, shit, I fucking bothered you in the ass.

Oh, yes.

Oh, let me see, come here.

Oh.

See, girl.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Come on, you're getting nice and fucking hurt.

Oh, God.

That feels fucking good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's your detective.

Yes, detective.

Yes, detective.

That's it.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Is this what you fucking wanted, huh?

I know you're watching.

Oh, God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes, clean that.

Oh, you're terrible.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You're going to hit yourself.

You're so fucking crazy.

You're going to have to put me some fucking time with you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Hey, you did it, you did it, you did it.

What you got?

Sweet.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, yes.

You can get it.

You're a fucking child.

No.

What is this?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

You got fucking back.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Just like that.

Shut up.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Sit.

Keep making.

Sit.

Get the swallow.

Get all that fucking swallow, baby.

Yes, that's it.

Yes, that's it.

Get your hands down.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

There's only one hole.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

That's a fucking dick.

Oh,

God.

It's really difficult because he's fucking my asshole.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Oh, God.

You come on a fucking dick.

Oh, my God.

He's gonna stop looking fast.

There you go.

That's it.

Yes.

Yes, that's it.

That's it.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Go.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

You ready?

Yes, please.

Please.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

There you go.

Baby, don't sit.

Oh, God.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

There you go, baby.

Let's see.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, he is getting up.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, baby.

Look at this.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, baby, yes.

Oh, God, you're so.... Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

He has just pain.

He has just pain.

I'm actually fast at this one here.

That's it.

Oh my God.

That's what you f**cking wanted.

Yes it is.

Straight into the f**king cheese.

It's supposed to be y Ki bless you.

Oh she'll run.

Let's see you need this f**king anthem.

There you go, that's it.

That's a little bit, baby.

It doesn't taste so high.

It's like a dick.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm going to eat it.

I'm going to eat it.

I'm going to eat it.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yes, you eat it.

You're also fine.

Yes, you do.

You're going to eat it.

Oh, yes, baby.

Okay, go.

Okay, it's fucking dick.

You just say fucking match.

You say fucking match, baby.

Yes, it's such a big dick.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Okay, you're also like a dick.

Oh, yes, baby.

You want that dick back to your heart?

Yes,

please.

Oh my

gosh.

Oh, yes!

Ooh, come on.

This is f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king gross.

Oh my gosh!

Ah, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, Oh, Oh, yes.

This is the second sentence.

Oh my god.

There you go.

Here you go.

Oh my god.

Fucking hell!

You're so fucked up now!

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, baby.

Oh, God.

Yes, baby.

That's amazing.

Hold this for a second.

Hold this for a second.

Hold it.

Hold.

Hold the What the fuck are you doing?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh god.

Oh god.

God, shut up.

Fucking asshole.

Yes.

Oh...

Yes, that's it.

Go, give me the energy.

Oh yeah, yeah, there you go.

Yeah?

Mmhmm.

That's it.

Yeah, grab your makeup.

No,

no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, I can't.

No, no, no.

Ugh, ugh... Ugh.

Ugh!

Oh, it's

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

There you go.

That's it.

Come on.

Let's fuck him right here.

Come on.

That's it.

That's it.

Get on that fucking desk.

Fuck you till I come back.

Oh, yes.

That fucking desk.

Mm-hmm.

Get back on the desk, guys.

Okay.

A little bit of magic around here.

Oh.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Come back.

Come back to talk for me.

Yes, come.

You got it coming.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Go on.

Thank you.

Okay.

Don't stop.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Just like that, huh?

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Come on.

That's it.

That's it.

Beautiful.

Oh.

Yes, yes.

Yes, that fucking kid.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Are you ready?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, shit.

You should probably get it down the clinic in the morning.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's better.

Damn it.

Wrong code.

Okay, stop what you're doing.

But we can diffuse it.

A new riddle arrived.

It's a very easy one, too.

It says the deactivation code is a little difficult.

Here's the riddle.

Your finger fits right in it.

You play with it when you're bored.

Once you're married, you're stuck with the same one forever.

What is it?

But we've got three guesses.

It was a pussy and I've already done the vagina.

You're all such idiots with the greatest seductive mind in the world.

In the world, in this building and you're trying to solve the riddle yourselves.

Fucking morgue.

Your finger fits in it.

Married.

Stuck with the same one.

It's not a pussy.

It's a ring.

Put in ring.

Ring.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Two seconds left.

Idiot.

Such an idiot.

Before the riddle, it says the code is a little difficult.

So?

So the riddle had nothing to do with the code.

The code is short for a word that means difficult.

Game on.

Moriarty?

Yes, toying with me.

How do you beat him?

I stopped toying back.

Bugger.

Bugger.

We found the body a few hours ago and I've run his name, Imad Atwa, through our

system and it's come up on Interpol's 10 Most Wanted.

It's a game.

This man's no terrorist.

The book's been placed on his bookshelf as an obvious plan.

Dust indicates they've been shifted along recently.

The religious necklace that he's wearing has had a reaction on his skin,

suggesting that today was the first day he's used it.

It's an obvious plan.

So this is Moriarty trying to put us off?

Moriarty runs an elite criminal empire.

I think all these recent games have been a distraction for me.

Let's try it.

You're on your own with this one.

Hello, Sherlock.

It's nice and warm in here.

Who's this?

It's almost Adler's coat.

But she didn't have any clothes on underneath.

That's fine, Miss Hudson.

How about some tea?

I'll put the kettle on.

Biscuits?

Well, I think we're going to need some lube.

Can you have some?

Oh my word.

The woman I met wasn't Miss Adler, was it?

Just one of my girls.

I further every line.

You visited my business a few times before, but I don't believe we've met

those today.

I do love playing with people.

Sex.

All about sex.

Isn't everything?

I don't think Miss Hudson quite agreed.

And what do you think, Sherlock Holmes?

I think your hands are covered in Moriarty's games.

You're working for him, aren't you?

Don't deny it.

I have no allegiance.

You know something about this imminent terror plot.

Now, why would you say that?

No look of shock in your face.

Besides, you wouldn't be here if you didn't.

Now tell me what you know.

Oh, I couldn't possibly tell you.

I'll be killed if I did.

I can keep you safe.

Saving those closest to you isn't your fault, hey?

You're not that close to me.

I could be.

Maybe then I'll tell you something.

Like I said, all about the sex.

Oh, my word, Sherlock.

No, perhaps, what's he?

Just set it down on the side, Miss Hudson.

All I'm doing is for the good of the company.

Nothing more.

Nothing more?

Whoa, thank you, Miss Hudson.

You're not that exact.

Oh my God!

Oh, my God, yes!

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

What's the difference between you and my wife?

What's the difference

between you and my wife?

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Shut the fuck up.

Yes, that's it.

You can already think of that answer.

There you go.

Oh, he looks creepy.

Nice and slow.

There you go.

Oh, he's back on the back.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit, yes.

You ready?

You ready?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit, shit, shit.

There you go.

That's it.

Give me your fucking heart.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Let's take that back.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

There you go, baby.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Just like that, baby.

You sit down.

Just like that.

Just like that.

That's it, baby.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

What the fuck you're posing for?

Oh, yeah, baby, huh?

Oh, yes.

You're just selling this fucking dick for me.

There you go, huh?

You can swallow this dick like we are also.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Sit on it.

There you go.

You're a good dick and you're also.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes, baby.

There you go.

Yes.

No.

No.

There you go.

There you go, baby.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

There you go, baby.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

See you next time, baby.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Here you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

There you go, baby.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

There you go.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

You're going to jump off this fucking thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, fuck.

Oh, shit, baby.

Oh, shit, baby.

You got to pick that fucking text card.

Yeah.

Can I believe I let you put my arm?

Oh, fuck.

Can you make it up?

She does make a good cup of tea, doesn't she?

She does make a good cup of tea, doesn't she?

I'm going to jump back on this thing.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Here you go, baby.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck with your hopes.

Fuck with your hopes.

I feel so good.

Here you go.

Just like that, baby.

Just like that.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, baby.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, shit.

Here you go, baby.

Do you even have a fucking dick?

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck me.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, thank God.

Let's just tell them nothing more.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Um, I wanted to say it.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Yeah, yeah.

Fucking pussy.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

There you go.

Oh yes.

That's shit.

Oh fuck it.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

There you go baby.

Put it back in your fucking head.

Right in there.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

There's no baby.

Oh my god.

There you go, there you go.

You can go fuck your baby.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

There you go.

That shit, now you can take a whole fucking thing.

That shit's making you fucking awesome.

Oh shit.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh god, yes.

Yes when you fucking come out of my face.

Oh, yeah, you're a cozebippic.

Oh my God.

There we go.

Do you play?

Yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, just a little bit.

Oh, I can feel the tea.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Oh, yes, yes, that's it.

Oh, yes, yes.

There you go.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Here you go.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, my God, yes.

And just like that.

That's okay.

That's okay.

Just like that.

Great.

Get in this cork.

Oh, yes.

Oh yeah, we've got one big word for you baby.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Yeah, you open your fucking mouth.

You open your mouth and I come.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

There you go.

There you go, are you ready?

Huh?

Open the fucking mouth.

Yeah?

There you go, just like that.

Ahh, shit!

Ahh!

Ahh, shit!

Who over there pussy?

Who over there pussy?

Ahh, shit!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, yes!

Ahh!

Oh,

yes!

What's Moriarty planning?

Come on, tell me!

The Prime Minister, he's going to be assassinated.

I don't know how, but Moriarty won't let you fall to his plans.

He'll be kept busy at any cost.

Like right now with this.

Dalliance.

Saving those closest to you isn't your fault, hey?

Jane.

You wait here.

Miss Hudson, more tea for Miss Adler.

You do care about me then.

I do.

Miss Watson, I'm afraid your husband's been otherwise detained.

Mr Holmes, I'm really surprised to see you.

Um, how's Sherlock now that you're married?

I think he's shutting me out.

But what do you mean that Matthew's been detained?

Well, and this is the bit that's going to be a bit of a mindfuck.

Matthew, you see, works for me.

And I'm not even Sherlock's older brother.

Now that should have brought his attention.

Come on, let's go.

This is a kidnapping.

After you.

Come on, dear.

I need the CCTV footage.

Now.

More tea, Sherlock.

Quiet, Mrs Hudson.

I must enter my mind palace to find out where Jane is being held.

Bing!

Ah, Sherlock!

You're here!

Wonderful.

Come on in.

Let her go, Moriarty.

Okay, I'll just go and do that, shall I?

I don't think so.

You're going to have to come through and play a little game.

One which Jane's life depends on.

Sherlock!

One press of this button and it triggers the trigger.

So no sudden movements, okay?

Now I've got a game for you.

Sherlock, I'm really sorry.

He told me he was your brother, Mycroft.

It's okay, Jane.

The switches you see in front of you, one of them deactivates the trigger of

that gun pointed at your partner.

You can put the switches in any way you want, Sherlock.

But once you've made your decision, you cannot change it.

Then you're going to press the fire button.

Which switch deactivates it, Sherlock?

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock, Sherlock.

Challenge me with a game and you think I'll play.

I know you will.

It's because you know me so well that I already have you beaten.

That's so.

This whole situation is a riddle designed for someone with intelligence and great

intellect to fail.

There's only one solution.

Witches.

Don't do anything I normally would.

First draw.

Fire left.

Fire.

47 degrees right.

Fire.

Incoming barrel from behind.

Done.

Return fire.

Position between the final gun and dodge.

Fuck me, Sherlock.

That was... that was very unlike you.

The only solution to winning his game was not playing.

Now let's get out of here.

Matthew, is he...

Working for Moriarty.

Most likely a professional assassin.

It's probably him taking this shot on the PM today.

What, right now?

PM's given a speech of three.

It's most likely him.

He's going to suspect a flower delivery boy, aren't they?

See, unfortunately, Sherlock, this is my place.

Therefore, my rules.

Now comes your choice, Sherlock.

Matthew's on his way to kill Miss Adler.

And then do the Prime Minister.

You're welcome to stop him.

Save your precious love.

But Jane will surely die.

This poison works really fast.

And if she doesn't get laid soon...

Ooh.

Or then you'll be looking for another flatmate.

Won't you, Shirley?

Or...

You can save Jane.

Save your best friend.

But Irene will surely die.

The choice is yours, Shirley.

I know what you're thinking, Sherlock.

There must be a way to save them.

Must be a way to save all of them.

But no.

Not this time, Sherlock.

You've got to choose, Sherlock.

What do you think, Jane?

Well, I have always wanted to try that big cock of yours, Sherlock.

Game on.

Oh, yes, Jane.

That's it.

Oh, yes, Jane.

That's it.

Oh, yes, that's it, Jane.

Oh, yes, that's it.

Oh...

That's what I think.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, that's it.

Oh, your cock is so big.

Yes.

You want to save your life, don't we?

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yes, Jane.

Yes, Jane.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, here.

It's okay.

Oh, yes.

Yes, that's it.

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Oh, yes, Jane.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Hey, baby, just sit there.

Huh?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, she is hungry.

That's it, baby.

Oh, yes.

Back up on that.

Yes, Watson.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, just like that.

There you go, Watson.

Nice.

Oh, that's it, Jane.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, that's it.

That's fucking me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

Look at me.

Oh, yes.

Yes, baby, just like that.

I deduced this isn't your first time with a cock in your mouth.

Yes.

Oh, oh, shit.

Show

me how far you can get.

Now you're asking.

Oh, splendid.

Yes, God loves to try her.

Oh, yes.

Are you ready to sit back tonight?

Are you

sure?

Oh, yes, once in a while.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, that's it, baby.

Oh, yes, maybe you need to be tied back up again.

You seem to enjoy that, didn't you?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

That's it, baby.

Oh, yes, that's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, whoa.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Whoa.

There you go baby, there you go.

Feel that fucking pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you play them fucking balls.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, you have to keep going if you want that fucking spunk.

Oh, yes.

Yes, that's it.

Come here.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, my God,

shut up.

Oh, jimmy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, jimmy, yes, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

That's it, Jane.

That's it.

Oh, come here, Watson.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, Watson.

Yes.

Oh, yes, that's it.

That's it, Watson.

Oh, yeah, I'm fucking a little bit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shut up.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it really fucking turns me up.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fucking God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

will you fuck with me, huh?

God, yeah.

Oh...oh my god.

Oh this is gonna make me...oh I love it when I watch you fuck me.

Oh my gosh.

Are you ready, huh?

Uh-huh.

But you're the one on the fucking couch.

Fuck, you're right.

You deserve to be here.

Uh-huh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Baby.

Oh.

All right.

All right.

Oh,

yes, that's it.

That's all of it, Watson.

There you go.

One more.

That's as deep as it goes.

Oh, God, it's super fucking deep.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

That's it, baby.

Cheers, son.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

What the fuck should I push you up for?

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Get up here.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Here you go.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.

Let's see how you like that.

Oh my god, this is so fucking good.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Here you go.

Huh?

No you won't.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Whoa, yeah.

That's it.

That's okay.

That's fine.

Yes.

You can suck this dick.

You can clean all your pussy yourself.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Fuck, yes.

Yes, that's it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Are

you ready for that dick?

Oh, God.

Oh, I got the fucking dick.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Uh-huh.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yes.

That's okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Look at that pussy.

Look at that fucking pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes,

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Here you go.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

That's you, baby, yes.

You want this fucking comb, huh?

Give it to me.

Yes, baby, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck yes, Trevor.

You want your comb, huh?

You want your comb, huh?

Yes, baby.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, bugger.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

I think he must really love you.

He let his poor Irene and the PM die just to save you.

You should have saved him, Sherlock.

Oh, yeah.

No, of course.

I did.

Already.

What?

Quite simple, really.

When I was untying Jane, I just simply speed-dialed Mycroft.

The real Mycroft, that is.

He got all the information he needed.

He was able to find and arrest Matthew before he struck.

Irene suspected you'd come after her, so I figured the only way to keep her safe

would be to show your assassin that she's already dead.

Well, I think that's everything pretty much wrapped up here, Jane.

Put them up!

Put them up right now!

Put them up!

Shall we go back to Baker Street, Jane?

All I can do with a cup of tea.

Mm-hmm.

Yes?

Bucker.

Oh, Sherlock.

Has Mrs Watson had a marriage in the old yet?

Not yet, Miss Hudson.

She's working on it.

She's in her room vlogging about our adventures or something.

Not a bad idea, I suppose.

Do you have a... client?

Who is it?

Ah, I love what you've done with the place.

I have one very similarly called a Big Blue, but it's much, much bigger than

yours.

Miss Hudson, right?

You're an amazing little banger.

Okay, I'm the Doctor.

You're about to need my help.

Well, come on.

Stop staring.

We've got space bitches to fuck.

Just you wait!

It's not over yet!

The games!

They're just beginning!