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Presenting... Shy Das!

Newest Jhunjhunwalla Board Member.

The perfect girl, on her perfect night!

Here are Shy's parents!

A highly well respected couple.

Shy Das, you've always been the perfect princess...

Now... it's time to be my Queen!

Be a Jhunjhunwalla!

Yes, my Prince, yes!

Is no one allowed to have a bloody dream around here?!

Good morning, Bulby!

Hi!

Baba!

Mummy, come on...

Lower, lower! You're pulling the wrong one!

You'll should stay out of it!

Who dares enter?

Betu's here!

You know it only behaves for me, no?

- Just give me 2 more minutes - Baba, let me, Baba, please!

No, that's the wrong one, it's on the left-

Let her do it!

Good morning-

What happened to your hand?!

We had some trouble with the loan-

The loan officer broke your hand?! That bloody pig!

It's fake! I'm acting! I'm absolutely fine.

You know your father!

- Acting? - Yeah!

Acting!

- Baba! - I'm a genius!

You scared me... Cartoon.

Like anyone can ask a handicapped man for money.

Why stop here?! Next time, fake coma!

Great idea! Great idea!

The shop loan isn't going to pay itself!

Enough with the fake stories!

Your mother's the story-teller not me.

She's my inspiration!

Mummy hasn't even finished writing her book!

The first one takes time!

She's an artist! She needs inspiration!

Can you at least update your excuses!

Shy, no... Shy!

One second...

Shy!

Who's going to save you now?!

Joshi Aunty! Do you really need to attack everyone every single morning?!

This is Self Defense, Shyamili!

Danger lurks... anywhere, everywhere!

Good morning, Shyamili!

My name is Shy!

You promised to keep your volume down!

You're scaring away all our customers!

- Betu, this is her job... - What customers?

- Hey! Bruce Lee, no training today? - Good morning, Dhruv!

What did you bring-Ohooo!

Baba! You can't eat this!

Stay out of it!

This is between Dhruv and me.

Try one!

- Here, eat... Eat! - It has less oil.

- Enjoy! - No! No! No!

Have it.

What happened here?

A little acting for the loan officer! I’m totally fine!

Phaataphaati...?

We're not some Bengali clichés! No one says that!

What happened now?

She was born in a bad mood!

Joy ji! Samosas for breakfast?!

Hey Himanshu! What happened to you?!

Loan officer troubles? You’re also acting like me!

No, Uncle! He slipped on the toilet!

Good job not falling into the toilet!

Shut up, Scammer!

You shut up, First Floor!

- Say that to my face! - You say that to MY face!

Want me to send Dhruv?! He’s got a black belt!

- I’m not afraid of him! - Say that to my face!

I’ll break that hand for real!

Everyone... SHUT UP!

Do we really need this circus every morning?!

Shyamili, what's wrong?

Is she constipated again?

What? It's normal!

- Mummy?! - Sorry Betu, it slipped out...

- Slipped out?! - She's still backed up!

Been jammed for weeks!

No problem at all!

Exercise! It clears your gut!

Look, like this! Girls, CLEARANCE!

See, like this!

Jaya, bring her to class tonight!

I'll have her cleared out in no time.

That’s okay, the shop will still be open, so-

Joy will handle it!

Not like you guys have customers, anyway!

Listen, you start there-

Thanks, Joshi Aunty!

By the way, Joshi Uncle was with Diana Aunty last night! Bye!

Harlot!

Stick to your own husband!

And you also!

If you're done giving my parents cholesterol, thanks! Don't come again!

- Shy, that was very mean! - Shy, the hand... the hand!

It just slipped out!

See you tomorrow, Uncle!

Thank you, son...

Expect this back with rasgullas!

I knew it! Pressure’s high again!

- Your machine is broken! - I told you not to eat crap!

Fine! I'll eat junk tomorrow!

Baba-?!

Joshi Aunty is right about you.

You're far too stressed out.

You should check your own blood pressure!

When you grow up, you'll realize that you need to be a little stressed!

Okay, okay... Tomorrow, full grown ups.

But today...

Oh no...

Oh yes!

Absolutely not!

- Yes, yes, yes! - Baba!

Baba, no! Baba, don't!

Baba!

My name is Shy Das.

And this...

is my life!

Baba!

Ever since I can remember, my mornings have been like this.

A little bit chaotic, and completely insane!

How’s it going, love!

Great! And you?

Fantastic!

Everything in our house runs on sentiment.

The broken fridge? Wedding gift.

Beat up car? Birthday gift.

Debt-ridden saree shop? Grandpa's gift!

Or punishment? Who knows!

You know, Mummy was going to do a writing fellowship in Paris...

Paris!

Baba was going to go with her.

Who wouldn't!

But they ended up here...

Why? Because... sentiment!

Then I arrived.

And guess what?

That sentiment got passed down to me!

That was amazing!

My parents have never bothered with what the world thinks of them.

Look. If you want to protect your family from their own silliness,

you need a kick-ass plan.

Not my words...

Hers.

- Hi Shy! - Hi Shy!

Thanks to Nandini Ma'am and the plan...

Now everything’s perfect!

And all I had to do...

was hide everything about myself!

Easy!

Silence guys, quiet!

Hello! Announcement!

Exams start next week! Please at least try to pass!

And Polly...

This time keep your cheat sheets outside your boxers...

I hate confiscating sweaty paper!

Sir!

Bloody gross-

Yeah, yeah... I was just warming up the audience for you.

Guys, your Contingent Leader, Shy Das-

Thanks, Mr. Q!

Okay guys! Only 10 days 'til 'Ignite'!

Last year we lost to Gurukul College,

but this year, we have to win!

Good morning, Shy!

This year, winning is not an option but a REQUIREMENT!

Fashion and music teams are fire, but-

I'm a perfect princess and I know everything!

Haha! That's too funny, Adi!

My turn.

There once was a boy named 'Aditya'...

... with a girlfriend named 'Sanjana'...

... but his Protein Shaker was secretly with 'Rupika'?!

What?!

Protein Shakers are sacred in this college.

Like a sign of commitment to the relationship!

If a guy gives you his Protein Shaker, it means...

You're the one!

Go to hell, Adi!

But Sanjana, I love you!

- Babe... - Go die!

You bitch!

I prefer the term 'go-getter'...

... and I will make sure we win this college fest!

LET'S GO!

LOVE YOU, SHY!

I love you...

Is my line!

There he is.

My life's greatest achievement...

Mayank Jhunjhunwalla.

Yeah! THAT Jhunjhunwalla!

It's Shy's and Mayank's Protein Shaker!

Now I have everything...

Love, power, and the Protein Shaker.

Well... almost everything!

Polly!

Come on, girls!

Elegance! Grace!

We can't lose to the Delhi Girls!

Come on, Dhruv! Where's that fire!

Get up, Dhruv! Get up!

Hey...?!

Who did this to you?! Show me where he is!

I did.

I gave Rahul his Protein Shaker back.

Meet Tinaz and Aashni.

Freaks!

You won't survive college this way.

You need girls' code!

He heard Tinaz using the toilet...

One or Two?!

Two!

I had beans for lunch!

Sound effects?! Oh man, T!

But everyone uses the toilet!

I'm only human, right?!

Wrong!

Mayank still has no idea I ever use the toilet.

You mean...

You've been holding it in for three years?!

Duh!

Girlfriends. Don't. Poop!

Saw you for the first time at the college gate...

Started to blush on my lovely fate.

You look like an angel from the heaven.

I wish for you on every 11:11.

Couple of things.

Uh, firstly, I think...

Maybe poetry is not for you.

Secondly... You have to start showering.

Everyday...?!

Everyday.

Once upon a time, Mr. Q was a successful investment banker.

In London.

But he left it all behind to become a guidance counsellor here!

God! Save me from this mid-life crisis!

Mr. Q, can I speak to you?

I'm busy?!

Hi, Shy!

But we have a meeting!

Wrong! I wanted to meet your parents.

Where are they?

They're busy...

In London.

You could have met them if you were still there...

You tell me.

Do phones work in London?

I... I've never been there, Sir!

Shit.

Eww.

Sorry, sir!

- Thank you, sir! - That's okay.

Sir, I want to talk about me.

Shocking.

Shall we start with my scholarship? Everything's on track!

Yes, yes. Topper in 5 subjects!

Great extracurriculars, Contingent Leader-

And...

A placement for an Internship!

Oh really! Nice!

- Offer letter? - Soon!

Mayank has promised me.

Mayank!

Yeah.

All sorted then, what do you need me for?

Sir, you're the Guidance Counsellor!

And clearly, you don't need any guidance.

Isn’t that why you skipped the College Placement Program?

Those companies are nothing compared to the Jhunjhunwalla's!

And no plan B!

I don't need plan B! My future is sorted.

Really? Do tell!

Okay!

Internship at Jhunjhunwalla’s.

IIM scholarship.

MBA in Finance!

Then?

Then marry Mayank!

Then?

Then...

CEO of a Jhunjhunwalla Business.

Then?

Then-

Then what, Sir?

Jackpot! Life set! I'll be happy!

And what if this jackpot turns out to be a bust?

It won't. We-

I need it.

This is not a jackpot, it's a shortcut.

And shortcuts are subject to market risks...

Please read the offer document carefully before investing!

I told you... Mid-life crisis.

- Sir, you'll fall! - Go to class!

Today we are going to cover Underwriting Commission.

How nice of you to join us, Mr. Kumar!

So, as I was saying...

Some fan must have written this.

I was just trying to get rid of it.

What happened to your knee?

Wait...

Shy Das... talking to me in public?

- What is happening? - Calm down!

I was only asking because you're the College Karate Representative.

I have a boyfriend, okay!

Yeah. Your wannabe Sonu Nigam.

Ha! Try wannabe Mukesh Ambani.

So... we agree that he’s wannabe.

You're just jealous!

Dhruv Kumar! You can crack your jokes outside class.

Shy Das, you also.

Ma'am, he's talking!

So... where were we?

You already know who this is.

Dhruv Kumar.

Karate gold medalist.

Full time loner.

And, unfortunately, my neighbor.

I looove jokes...

And for some reason, girls go nuts for him.

God knows why.

Bye, Aunty!

Bye!

Shy...

At least Mukesh-Mayank!

Doesn't put on some "cool guy" act.

Right, he just calls himself "Party King".

Do you have any idea how many charities his family funds?!

Family? Wow, Shy.

Sounds like you and Mukesh have it all worked out.

His name is Mayank!

And yes! I am very happy with him.

Very, very, very, very, very, VERY-

Happy?

Okay, okay! We’ll cover this next week.

- All the best for Ignite! - Thank you, ma'am.

I love Karate also...

Mayank just got back from a month-long Leadership Program.

Everyone about to get a Board Seat has to do it!

Cigarettes?!

Uh...

Those aren’t mine!

I swear!

Sorry, Princess.

Please? I'm sorry?

You also made me wait, no? Do you hear me complaining?

I wasn't smoking!

I had to make announcements,

run rehearsals, then class,

a meeting with Mr. Q,

and don't even get me started on the Fashion Show-

Where's Mayank's name on this list?

Number One!

Number One?

All set for tomorrow's party?

Fully set!

I'm ready to be 21.

The mountains changed me, baby...

They don't care who your family is.

They don't care that how sexy you are... Not even as sexy as me!

I asked myself...

Who am I?

'Mayank Jhunjhunwalla'?

'Party King'?!

What do I really want?

What do you want?

Shy, the answer came to me.

I know exactly what I want now!

Okay...

If you love something, don't set it free!

Hold it tight, and tell the whole world...

This is MINE! Mine!

Commitment is everything! Right?

Right! I.. I love commitment.

That settles it.

Tomorrow night, at my birthday party,

I'm going to make a huge announcement!

Oh my God!

- You're making me nervous- - Shh!

Tomorrow night, wear your best dress.

I'm going to change your life.

Oh my God?!

Is he saying that...

Is he going to give me the-

J-RING!

No way, I hadn't even considered it...

Become a Jhunjhunwalla!

Yes, my Prince, yes!

Shy, should we try on dresses at your house?

Finally we can see your house, also-

No! She has to wear something new!

- Let's go shopping?! - Uhh, no.

I already have the perfect dress, custom made!

Hi, Triphala!

Hi, Riu.

Who's Triphala?

Who's that?

I'm Shy-Mili's ex-friend.

But Shy didi never comes over now.

Riu, you broke in again?!

Blame the security here. It's shit!

Riu, language!

Only I'm allowed to say shit, okay?

So... How do you know Dhruv?

I don't know him.

How was training?

Same old... Hook kick was hard.

What's coach saying? On track for the fest?

This is the last tournament before National's, right?

It's important.

Yeah.

Very important.

A National Medal, means a government job!

Be quiet, Riu!

I'll be ready, Dad.

Good!

And listen...

The Jhunjhunwallas' party is tomorrow.

You are coming.

No way! As if!

What do you mean 'as if'?

All your friends will be there!

I said FOUR strips of antacid!

What's Baba supposed to do with FORTY?!

Hello?

I said FORTY costumes, not four!

It's a college fest!

Anta-Triphala?!

I don't need Triphala! I don't care what you heard!

Higher, higher!

Mummy, did you send your chapters to that Hindi Publisher?

Yes!

No...

Again?!

- Ganpati Bappa Morya! - Come on, Ganpati-ji is here!

It's the season, how can you say no!

- You love it! Here! - Yeah, I love it, but I can't eat it!

We can't always do whatever we want!

Why not?!

I need to look perfect for Mayank's party tonight.

Who's Mayank?

- Mayank... - Oh my god, muffin top!

How could you feed me rice!

How could you feed her rice?! What will poor Mayank say!

Sorry, Mayank...

Look at my muffin top...

Oh no, these tires...

Ugh, old-lady hands!

- My goodness, these wrinkles! - Stop it, Mummy!

I know what you're doing.

By your logic, I'm simply gross!

Now will you love me less?

No.

Never.

Then why, my silly child...

Do you have to be perfect all that time?

Hmm.

There's no such thing...

You are perfect. Just the way you are!

You're my Shyamili!

Oh!

Hello, Uncle!

Where is Mayank?!

He has to make his announcement!

There he is!

Let me check.

One sec?

T! You got a BB?!

Ash, not you too?!

Guys, we were going to wait until graduation, right?

Shy, you know my Mom buys my love with gifts.

Should I ask her to get you one, too?

No, thanks.

I can buy my own.

Forget Blackberries.

I need to focus.

Mayank's parents... yes!

His parents love me.

So...

What's happening in China these days?

Trade? Budgets? Exports!

Okay, they'll learn to love me!

Nandini Ma'am always says...

- "Flatter, but just the right amount!" - Jhunjhunu, in Rajasthan!

Hello, Aunty!

You look so expensive-

I mean, beautiful!

Thank God you're here!

Get me a vodka and ice.

No! Aunty, it's me!

I'm Shy.

There's nothing to be shy about? Just get me a drink!

No! It's me! Shy!

Mayank's girlfriend!

Ma'am.

Oh!

Shy! I'm so sorry! How are you?

Jhunjhun! Shy!

Oh, yes. Of course!

How are you, dear?

All well, Uncle! Enjoying!

But not too much!

Prepping hard for the Jhunjhunwalla Internship.

Sir!

Jhunjhunwalla intern!

Impressive!

Sweetie, didn't you say your parents have a textile business?

- They have a textile business! - Yes, Aunty.

They own a very exclusive designer boutique.

Oh, that's so good, Shrishti .

Why not work there?

Family business is so important, right?

What is their company called?

Aunty! Didn't you want a drink?

Let me get that for you!

- No, no... - Two minutes. I'll get it.

Strange girl.

Wait!

Wait!

Did you think that was funny?!

Yeah.

Why are you even here?!

You used to say, "Only bored people attend parties."

Wow, Shy, you remember what I said.

I'm impressed.

Oh, please!

I'm just shocked that you're doing something normal.

Where'd you find that Uncle T-shirt?

This is a shirt, Fashion Police. And...

You see that man?

That Uncle gave it to me.

Hi, Uncle.

Uncle got you.

Yeah.

Right.

It's okay. I mean...

You're busy.

Running such an exclusive boutique.

It is exclusive.

Yeah, it is.

No one comes there.

Stop it!

When are you telling Jhunjhun ?

After the Internship? Or at the wedding?

When I get the J-Ring.

It's none of your business, okay?

Yeah.

Anyway, no one cares because I'm a perfect fit here!

Hmmm.

Am I not?

Hmmm!

Stop it!

That's Mayank's Grandpa!

I'm going to take his blessings.

You and your hmm-hmms can stay right here!

Hmmm hmmm.

Namaste , Grandpa!

Remember me?

Yes! It's me, Shy!

Mayank's-

It's fine, it's fine.

I'll just sell the shop to buy a Blackberry!

His mother thinks I'm the waiter!

What?!

So much money and no toilet paper?!

Use mine.

Thanks.

Are you okay?

Yes.

No...

I'm a little nervous.

Can't let anything go wrong today.

Well, you have my tissue. What else can I offer you?

Advice or a pep talk or...

What advice?

My advice is...

that...

Let the chips fall where they may!

What? What kind of shitty advice is that?

Okay then, pep talk it is!

No, thanks!

Babe! You don't need to be nervous.

They should be scared of you!

You're not human, you're superhuman.

Not even God can stop you!

You're right! Even God can't stop me!

You're amazing! You're Kareena! You're Salman!

And you're... you're right!

Thanks, Bathroom Girl.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Introducing...

The one and only...

MJ!

Hello!

My dearest friends!

Today...

Is my birthday!

King of the world!

Now I can finally make my own decisions.

Yeah! King of Decisions! Let's go!

My boy, Polly... love you!

Love you, bro!

Okay!

So today...

I've made a big decision!

And I want your blessings.

My closest friends, family...

Because...

I have decided...

that I...

Mayank Jhunjhunwalla...

Oh my God!

The Mayank Jhunjhunwalla!

Am...

Going...

Oh my God! Oh my God!

To be a SINGER!

Yeah.

Let's go, man! Yeah!

What?

Grandpa!

This...

Was your big announcement?

Yes!

I'm starting my music career!

Just like MJ!

What happens to his Board Seat?

Mayank Jhunjhun... walla... walla... walla...

Are you on drugs, Mayank? Be serious!

I am Dad, more than ever!

Commitment is everything!

What about all of this?

Not my scene, Mom!

I want to follow my dreams...

Like Sid!

Who is Sid?

Did he give you drugs?

Sid from Wake Up Sid , Mom!

He also followed his passion!

You should watch the film!

You are joining the family business. Final!

Or I'm cutting you off!

Jhunjhun...

Okay, Dad!

I don't need you guys!

I have...

Shy!

Did you fill his head with this nonsense?

Did you give him drugs?

No! Uncle, I agree with you!

He's talking rubbish!

What?

I thought you'd be happy, Shy.

You already have a purpose, right? Now, I have mine.

Double the purpose! Bigger purpose!

But I don't want you to be a singer.

You don't want me to?

Wow.

Mayank!

Mayank...

This isn't the plan!

Plan? What plan?

Engagement? Then the internship?

Running the company together...

That plan?

Internship?

You know it's my dream!

So you want me to give up my music...

for your internship?

Shy. How selfish!

It's not like that, Mayank.

Then what's it like, Shy? Tell me!

Everything is about you, dude!

Your plans, your dreams,

your scholarship, your fest... and now this internship!

Where's my dream on this list?

A two-minute-old thought isn't a dream, Mayank!

It's stupid! You're being stupid.

I didn't mean that.

Baby, I just want what's best for us.

Yeah?

Maybe.

But guess what, Shy?

There is no us.

- What? - Yeah.

Mayank, don't.

Watch me.

If you can't support me, you can get lost.

Come on, what are you guys watching? Let's party!

Oh my God, did they just break up?

The power's out again!

- Load shedding... - Joy.

What load-shedding? Did you pay the light bill?

- Load-shedding everyday 7-8 PM! - Are you sure?

Hundred percent.

- Ghost! - Shy!

What are you doing in the dark?

Mosquitoes will bite you.

What's wrong?

Mayank changed his status.

Status?

What did he do?

He broke up with me.

Officially.

What an idiot!

What happened?

He called me selfish!

But I only wanted the best for us!

These things happen, my love.

I used to have a friend in college-

Sandeep Bhatia, five-foot Mr. India.

Anyway, point being...

What's right for you will find you.

Gave her flowers every day, the gall.

Like Baba found me!

The way to your Mummy's heart is samosas , not flowers.

Mayank is right for me!

I thought he would give me the J-ring!

Now someone else will get it. My life is over.

Your life is not over, Betu! It's just a break-up.

Everyone's going to laugh at me!

They're going to call me a loser!

He's the loser for ditching you!

Let's order some fun food!

Kheema-Pao , Shy?

Yeah! Kheema-Pao and cake is a great combination.

Best!

- Sweet and spicy, just like life. - Let's do this.

What about my MBA?

No internship means no scholarship!

We'll figure something out.

How?

By saying I have Hepatitis?

- Or that I've got three months to live. - Stop that rubbish now, Shy.

We'll talk to Joshi Aunty!

We'll talk to Himanshu Kaka ! We'll figure something-

Himanshu Kaka ?!

These are my options?

I'm going to die.

You're not going to die.

How many plates of Kheema-Pao ?

Four. Four!

Four Kheema-Pao !

Aye!

I have a cure for you.

Kishore Kumar.

Kishore Kumar has the cure for all of life's problems.

Just wait for it.

Masala Soda, Shy?

Yeah! Your favorite song, Shy!

Baba!

- Smile... Smile! - Baba.

- Baba, stop it! - Smile...

Smile!

- Smile... - Baba, stop it.

Mayank is stupid!

- Mayank is an idiot! - Stop it, Baba...

- Mayank is a stupid idiot! - Stop it, Baba...

Baba, STOP IT!

I knew I shouldn't have said anything to you both.

You just don't get it.

What don't we get?

My life was sorted.

Mayank, internship, scholarship... all of it!

And now I have nothing left.

You have us.

You have this home.

I want better, Baba!

Better than what?

Better than this!

For us! For me!

Everything in this house is useless. Everything!

This leaking roof is useless.

The wiring is useless.

The shop is useless!

This life is useless!

We like our life.

Of course, you do, Baba!

You don't know any better.

And you want me to be like you. Accept this shop, this house,

- and call it contentment? - Enough, Shy.

Mamma, didn't you want to be a writer?

When was the last time you wrote anything?

Should I kill my ambition the way you killed yours?

Or like Baba-

Enough!

We didn't choose this life.

But we made the best of whatever we got.

You really think we can't see it?

The way you hide us from everyone?

From your friends...

Even your teachers!

The truth is that you're ashamed of us.

- Mamma... - We thought...

we could give you some time.

Let you figure it out for yourself.

We brushed it off, but this is who you really are, Shy.

- Jaya, let it be, just leave it. - No, it's our fault, Joy!

We just wanted you to be a good person.

But you...

You really hurt us.

And now this internship!

The way you hide us from everyone?

- Selfish! - You really hurt us.

Guess what, Shy?

There is no us.

Shy, breathe...

Shy...

Look at me.

Look at me.

Breathe...

Breathe...

You okay?

I'm really sorry.

What?

You and Mayank...

Your break-up.

Break-up?

What break-up?

Who said anything about a break-up?

There's no break-up!

- You don't know what you're talking about! - Shy.

Shy...

Mayank is going to take me back.

I'm going to make sure he takes me back.

I'll show him what a huge mistake he's made.

No one...

And I mean no one, is going to get in the way of my plan!

Wait!

Stop, please!

Raj?

What?

Say it!

Aunty, what's wrong?

Good lord, what have you worn?

How did your mother let you out like that!

Oh, Aunty!

I wasn't born sexy like you, no?

Now I have to do all this for attention.

You're very lucky!

You're not falling in love with me, are you?

What?

First, Aunty falls for me. Now you!

God, it's exhausting being this hot!

Maybe in another life...

But I already have a boyfriend in this one.

Sorry!

It's okay. I mean, it's not okay!

I don't like you like that!

By the way, I'm Tara!

You know, like...

Okay, Tara! Got it.

And you?

Princess!

Oh my God, I knew it!

I knew Mayank would come to his senses the second he saw me!

My Prince!

Shy?

Princess?!

Sorry, wait. You two?

And you two?

No! I mean yes!

I mean we were!

Not anymore.

- Shy, tell her! - Who is this?

This is Tara.

My girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

Yeah.

Bro, he got a new girlfriend in a week?

Tinaz...

Aash-

Shy?

You actually graced us with your presence?

Obviously. I am the Contingent Leader!

Am? Confidence!

Not am, miss. Past tense. You were.

You've been MIA for a week.

Were? What do you mean "were"?!

Did you give my position away?!

Yeah, to that new girl.

She just transferred here from Dubai.

Apparently she was a real leader back in her old college.

What's her name...

Tara! Tara!

Tara?!

Smart girl! Responds to my emails also!

Guys, I know it's a competition, and we are here to win,

but we're also here to have fun!

- Got it? Right? - Got it? Right! Yeah!

Okay!

Here's the mission, Charlie's Angels.

Get Budget Shakira outta here,

and get Mayank and me back together.

Hello, wanna say that again?

- Hi! - You look so pretty.

I know, I know, I know!

When Dad left Mom for my first step-mum, Mom made a list.

Number one.

We...

Push her off the roof!

Yeah. Okay. Too much.

Okay, Mom's plan B!

We...

Stuff her in a car...

And throw her in the ocean!

Oh shit!

I can only see lakes.

Where do we get an ocean?

Nobody is murdering anybody!

Girls...

It's time for what I do best.

Plan.

Poison?

No!

Found the bag! What's in it?

Porn? Drugs?

There must be something shady in there!

What?

It's too cute!

Tara!

Hi?

Uh... Hi, hi.

I just want to talk!

I hope you don't mind...

That I'm here.

You don't need permission for the Locker Room!

Ha-ha.

Right.

Actually, I just wanted to set the record straight.

Okay?

See, Mayank and I were a legendary couple.

I was the first girl he said "I love you" to-

You know what! Mayank told me everything!

And I'm so happy that there's zero tension between us!

One second.

You must be exhausted!

Why?

Because now you're the Contingent Leader!

You know, so many responsibilities...

Deadlines, performances, logistics...

Winning the college fest... all on you!

Please, who cares about winning?

It's just a college festival. Let's make friends!

Have fun...

Sorry, what?

Fun.

Fun?

Tara, this isn't some silly game!

It's war!

And we have to win.

Oh!

Yes!

This is "war"!

This is Sparta!

We've got it!

This is...

This... is mine.

Yeah...

Yeah.

It looks so cute on you. It's perfect!

This is Sparta! This is war!

- Sparta! Sparta! - Stop saying "Sparta"!

What? What did you find?

This is so much better than drugs!

No, you're cute.

Mayank!

- You are cute. - You're cute.

I think you should have this back.

Ooh! You look good!

Oh, thanks, Tara.

By the way...

I think you dropped this.

Um...

Mayank, why didn't you tell us?

That your girlfriend wants to be a Rebel ?

Tara, you really want to be Rebel ?

Like that TV show?

I haven't auditioned yet.

Oh no!

Mayank doesn't know?!

It's not like that, I was about to tell him.

Oh no! I'm so sorry, Tara.

I didn't spoil your surprise, did I?

Tara, you...

Sorry.

Tara, you're an artist?!

Like me?

I can't believe this!

This is fate!

First Rebels ...

then Bollywood...

then Hollywood...

then global domination!

My Lady Gaga!

My girl is gonna be a Rebel !

That's my girl.

Mother-

F**ker!

You?

Are you stalking me?

Yeah, I love being a creep.

Don't lose!

How did I become the bad guy in my own story?

In this day and age, how can you smoke?

You're an athlete, right?

Aren't you the Queen of the college?

Why are you sitting here alone?

Maybe I don't have a choice.

You're also alone.

Like always.

Don't you have friends?

Maybe I don't have a choice either.

Anyway, I like my own company.

You probably like it, too.

That's why you're stalking me.

Me?

Stalk you?

In your dreams, Jackie Chan!

When I dream... I'm always Bruce Lee.

Princess!

You know you're not my type, right?

It's just candy. Not a proposal.

You're not my type, either.

I'm everyone's type!

I didn't know Bruce Lee smokes.

Hmmm.

Come on, girls!

Fashion Show rehearsals!

Okay. Come!

The Fashion Show!

The F-

Fashion Show!

Delhi College!

What?!

What do you mean the clothes are missing?

How can that be?

Oh no!

Our Fashion Show is ruined?

What happens now?

If we do it without clothes, we'll lose...

Or maybe we'll win?!

Dude, this event was an easy 20 points for us!

Now the Delhi Girls will get them.

Guys, please!

The clothes were right here. I don't know where they went!

I really don't know, I swear.

Guys, on stage in 30 minutes!

Sorry, man. We won't be able to participate.

Tara lost all the clothes.

Come?

One minute.

Next up!

XVC College!

Put me down!

Shy!

Shy!

Shy, please get off the stage!

Shy!

Shy!

Shy, please!

Shy!

Shy, get off the stage!

Shy!

We can see everything!

Happy Kitty! Happy Kitty!

Happy Kitty! Happy Kitty!

Stop, please!

Happy Kitty! Happy Kitty!

Shy!

Shy!

I got you, sister.

Don't worry.

I got you.

Happy Kitty! Happy Kitty!

Am I in trouble?

Yes.

The auditorium is no longer available for the Band Competition.

You need to set this area up quickly.

I think you should start with moving-

I'm not a volunteer!

You're not the Contingent Leader, either.

Shy, you're very irritating.

Sir?

Which, I can tolerate.

But not when it starts affecting other students.

I don't know what you mean.

Listen, we both know,

you disrupted the Fashion Show on purpose.

Disrupt?!

I was trying to save the show!

- Please! - Tara lost the clothes!

Which you oh-so-conveniently found?

Shy, Shy, Shy...

You're as headstrong,

as you are stupid.

Why do you keep shooting yourself in the foot?

I know you're better than this.

If you want to talk...

No, thank you.

Good talk.

All yours!

Oh my God, exciting!

Yo! Yo! Yo!

F-man!

I can't perform in this dump.

Bro, just cancel it.

This location is...

Trash!

No way, there's a vibe here!

Imagine, we'll set up a sexy little stage here.

- And over there, the audience- - Tara, please!

This is a very serious matter. We have to protect bro's image.

It's not about my image, it's about the college reputation.

Only I can fix Shy's mess!

- Yeah, that Happy Kitty thing. - One second.

Why are you dragging Shy into this? What did she do?

She trashed my T's vision!

Yeah, man! She ruins everything.

The fest, your birthday-

Please, all this Shy-talk is so annoying.

She's a waste of time!

You're being very rude, Mayank.

Think about her. She must be so embarrassed.

Don't attack me, baby.

I'm literally defending you.

'Defending'...

Woah, woah, woah!

What was that?!

It's a ghost!

Ghost?!

Some juniors were saying, this warehouse is haunted!

What is she talking about?

Look, there! They're saying hello.

Say hi!

H-hi?

Don't be scared. They're friendly.

- I'm not scared. Okay? - Yes.

I've got rehearsals with him.

Rehearsals.

Good idea.

Come?

No, no. I'll handle all this. Decor, stage...

- Okay, okay. - Yeah.

I'll see you then.

Come on!

- What if that was my grandmother? - Don't talk shit! She hated you!

What?

Oh!

Stupid mascara.

Shy.

Shy...

If you want to cry, you can.

This isn't some Karan Johar film!

You'll wipe my tears, the camera will zoom in,

we both shake hands and become friends like Rahul and Anjali.

What the f-

I'm doing Reiki for you.

Hey! I said stop it.

Hey! Just leave me alone!

Listen, I know you're hurt,

but I'm just trying to help you. Why are you mad at me?

Thanks for your help, Tara!

But this underwear disaster is all your fault.

My dignity is ruined because of your tacky clothes!

You keep your dignity in your ass?

Keep it somewhere better.

Breaking news, Tara!

Not everyone wants to show their ass off like you!

What?

Oh my God! What the hell are you doing?!

You want to take it out on something, right?

Go nuts!

Hold this!

A second ago you were biting my head off.

What happened now...

My Happy Kitty ?

To! Hell! With!

Happy! Kitty!

So, now.

What do we do with this Band Event?

I'll handle it.

Yeah, yeah, Shy the Great can handle everything!

But why, sis?

Where did you find so many volunteers?

If you look hard enough, even God-

Yeah, got it.

Ask, and you shall receive!

Let's go, guys!

Good to see you back in form, Miss.

This is...

Good work.

Sir.

Brijendra, stop it, man.

Some talents should stay hidden.

Love you, Mr. Q!

Where should I put this?

Wherever you want.

Why are you asking me?

Who else am I going to ask?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Nothing.

What are you saying?

I love this music!

Yeah, we'll see about that.

Are you hurt?

Oh!

Oh my God, Dhruv, you're so funny.

What?

I said, Oh my God, you're so funny!

Okay, okay...

Do you mind?

Not at all.

I was just talking to Dhruv.

Dhruv, get me a drink?

Me?

Yeah!

You don't drink.

Of course, I drink, Mayank!

You know nothing about me.

I'm totally chill!

Give her some water.

This band is so good.

All the best, Mayank!

I don't need it.

My lucky charm is performing with me.

My T.

Dhruv, all set for the karate finals?

Gonna get us a gold again?

Water.

What's up, bro?

You chilling?

Yeah, bro, chilling.

Hugs!

Hugs, man!

Come on, give me a hug!

You're the man!

Yeah, yeah. I'm coming!

He's calling me, bro.

I knew you had the hots for him.

Yeah, when I saw him for the first time,

I was like, "Oh my God! Is that The Rock?"

- John Cena is better. - Yeah...

- John Cena! - Slow down, Mayank!

We're going on stage now.

Here, your Protein Shaker.

Dude, please. Don't be like Shy.

- Sorry? - Sorry?

Allergic to fun.

"Don't do this, don't do that".

That's Shy's style.

My style?

Yeah. Everyone has one.

Like, yours...

is being a stuck-up bitch.

Don't talk shit, Mayank.

I don't need you to defend me.

Mayank, bro. It's sound check time.

- Let's go! - Let's go!

Come.

Come!

Give me that!

I'll show him my style.

Yeah! It's called a selfie!

- Wow! - Wow. Let's take a selfie!

Yeah!

Not you! Just us.

- And... where's Shy? - Presenting...

XVC College!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Yes, my underwear says 'Happy Kitty'! So what?!

I don't keep my dignity in my ass!

- Happy Kitty! Happy Kitty! - Happy Kitty! Happy Kitty!

Ouch!

You...

What now?

Done?

I'm missing my mother.

Now?

She...

She used to sing so I could pee in peace.

Okay?

No way! I'm not singing.

Please, Dhruv!

Or I'll die in here!

Really?

Shy, come out!

Oh, no, no, no!

Sir!

Shit, Dhruv! Call someone!

My battery's dead. You call. Sir?

My phone's out of credit!

How could you let this happen, Dhruv?

I was helping you, Shy!

Did I ask you for help?

I can take care of myself.

Fine, then. Here you go!

I'm not going to ask him for help.

Definitely not.

Careful.

Dhruv, stop it! It hurts.

I should stop?

No, Shy, you stop!

Meaning what?

Meaning, it's always the same drama with you.

Pulling me in, then pushing me away!

I can't keep up!

I just-

Just what? Oh right, I forgot.

Princess Shy can use anyone to keep her perfect image!

Wow. There it is.

That's what you think of me, right?

That I use people?

Everything is not about you.

I never said it was.

But nothing I do is ever good enough for you.

Why does it matter what I think?

It matters, Dhruv!

It matters to me.

Because...

We used to be friends.

But, sorry...

Now I'm not as cool or perfect as you, Mr. Gold Medalist.

Look...

Perfect?

Last year, I slipped and fell at practice.

ACL tear.

It wasn't getting any better.

So I tried surgery,

I tried physio, actually, I've tried everything.

But I can't perform like I used to anymore.

I'm losing matches in this bloody college fest, Shy.

Did you know that?

No, right?

It's okay, I mean...

Guess what?

Turns out "Karate Gold Medalist"...

is a huge failure.

Why didn't you say anything?

Because we used to be friends.

Right?

What will you do now?

I have no idea.

I'll figure something out!

I heard "Making ex-boyfriends jealous"...

is a huge career right now.

Sorry.

Huh?

Sorry, Dhruv.

I've hurt you.

I didn't know.

No, you didn't-

No, I know how it feels.

When everything finally seems to be lining up for you,

and it suddenly slips away.

Feels like shit.

Thank you.

Just...

At least no one's seen your bum.

I'm an athlete, Shy.

Everyone's seen my bum.

Yeah.

Sorry.

I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings.

You're actually quite gutsy.

You're quite cool, Shy.

Even more than you?

Way more.

Thank you.

So much for a fun night, huh?

Hmmm.

Although...

We've still got time.

Hey!

- Thief! Thief! Wait! - Sir...

- Wait right there! - One second... Wait.

What?

Sorry, Uncle!

Hey!

Stop!

Who are you calling "Uncle"?

He was an uncle, though!

Sorry.

For?

Last Open Call for events!

Please sign up!

Hi!

Can I have the list, please?

What are you signing up for?

I'm not. You are.

Pick.

Are you nuts?

I can't do any of this.

Dhruv...

I know Karate was your whole life.

Just because that didn't work out...

doesn't mean nothing else will, right?

Okay, pick.

Kathak?

Painting?

Kathak.

Okay, come.

I'm going to regret this.

Cooking?

I love it.

Dhruv Kumar, gold medalist in cooking.

We don't give gold medals for cooking.

I only cook basic shit for Riu and Dad.

Yeah, that's why Baba inhales the samosas you make, right?

Dhruv, I'm not saying you need to become a chef now.

I just want you to know that...

you're not a failure.

You have options.

You're very talented.

More than you?

Way, way, way more!

In that case, I'm in.

Come!

What's on the menu?

How does a burger sound?

I like frankies more.

Should've just said so.

Call your mum...

if you miss her.

Yeah... maybe.

Oh.

Sorry...

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Actually, a burger sounds great-

Hi.

You alone?

Good.

I missed you.

I'll see you.

What?

Can you believe what happened last night?

What happened? Nothing happened!

But I saw Rahul slow dancing with some random girl.

Oh! Thank God.

Shy!

We need to talk.

I'm busy!

- Shy, please get down from there. - Have to go!

Dhruv, hi!

Hi.

Bro!

Wazza?!

Can we talk about last night?

Shy, we need to talk about last night.

How do you guys know about last night?

You told them?!

Told us what?

Actually, I don't remember anything.

Short-term memory loss!

Okay, bye.

Okay, the plan is simple.

I'm going to sit here until I figure out how to...

Kiss Mayank.

Kiss Dhruv-

Dhruv-

Kiss Mayank-

Face Mayank.

Anyway, everything's fine!

This is exactly what I wanted.

What...

Dude.

Something's definitely off.

Wait, that's...

Oh my God! Oh my God!

Those who can't change themselves...

cannot change the world.

That's why I invite all of you...

to wake up!

Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up! Wake up!

I love you, Nandini ma'am!

I love you too!

She loves me!

Today, for this very special group of high-profile members...

I want to introduce you to someone very special.

She's leading her college contingent, here in Igatpuri...

towards a very big win!

Please join me in welcoming...

my daughter...

Nayantara!

Tara?!

Everybody, Nayantara!

Shy?!

What the fu-

Nayan -tara?

- Shy, please don't tell anyone. - Nandini Verma's only daughter...

- is you? - Yeah...

- But please don't tell any- - How can it be you?

- Show me your passport! - I'll show you anything,

- but please go from here- - Passport!

- Go! I'll show it to you. - Show me your passport!

- Can you please... - Nainu! Ready for lunch?

Yeah.

Hi!

I'm Nandini...

but you can call me "ma'am".

Ma'am, I can't believe it's you.

I'm your biggest fan!

I love your theory...

"Don't love yourself...

change yourself!"

You're my hero!

You're very sweet. Why don't you join us for lunch?

- No- - I would love to!

- I would love to! - Why not?

Come, let's go.

Butter chicken?

It's good!

Nice.

Thanks.

Wait a sec...

So...

You and Shy, huh?

Why do you care?

I don't.

Good.

I wish I had known that today would be the greatest day of my life!

Shy, what will you have?

Garden salad.

I'll have double cheese toast.

Carbs?

Can't I have one slice of bread?

Nainu!

That's how it starts.

First toast, just a little pastry.

Until one day, it's just you and your tear-stained cake...

while your husband's living his best life in Goa,

with his tight-bummed assistant!

I need to use the bathroom.

Nayantara Verma!

You don't need to announce "bathroom" to such a large audience.

Please, be more lady-like.

I'm good.

Shy made you quit, right?

F-man!

She's so bossy, dude!

"Smoking is bad, singing is stupid!" Endless!

I know.

And, bro, chilling is not her scene.

She never goes out.

Never!

MBA from IIM by 2011,

Yale School of Management in 2013

for a Master's in Public and Private Management,

Manager by 2014, CEO by 2018,

married at 25, two kids by 30, a boy and a girl!

Wow!

What a nice girl!

I didn't know you had such good friends, Nainu.

I didn't even know you had friends.

Nainu thinks she's exempt from all the rules.

That's why you left LSU, right, sweetheart?

You got into LSU?!

"Mayank, I've got to study!

Mayank, I've got my fest!

Mayank, Mayank, Mayank!"

She wants me to...

be like her!

Join the company, and turn into some corporate joker!

What's your point?

You know, girls only get respect in society when they have class.

Not like these girls roaming around in tiny rags...

using the F-word!

Fu-?

Feminism.

And who made you an authority on what's right or wrong?

I'm your mother.

Why are you talking to me?

Where's Polly?

He doesn't get it, bro.

He doesn't even know that I kissed Shy today!

You kissed her?

Some days I swear...

they handed me the wrong baby at the hospital...

and Tara's actually someone else's kid.

I was in Shy's room this morning.

I don't know what I was thinking.

Would anyone guess that I have a chubby daughter?

And an adult one, no less!

Perks of having them young.

Learn from me!

Listen...

There's no thing.

Nothing's going on between Shy and me.

When we're out in public, everyone thinks we're sisters.

As if we look related.

Actually, we have to leave.

Why? So suddenly!

We have that thingy...

That event thingy!

What's wrong?

Event thingy...

Uhhh... Yeah!

Event thingy!

Nainu!

See you!

- Thank you for lunch! - Bye.

Bye-bye!

Stupid mascara.

If you want to cry, you can.

That's my line.

Thanks.

Is she...

always like this?

You know, sometimes I feel bad for her.

She's so stuck on her "image" she's forgotten who she really is.

You seriously quit LSU?

I seriously want to be a Rebel .

Seriously?

And you don't think that's...

stupid?

Just because our dreams are different...

doesn't mean my dream is stupid.

Here...

No, I don't want any.

Okay!

Yeah?! Sexy, right?

Hi, Shy!

Hi...

Why is this so good?!

What's in it?

Carbs.

Can I ask you a question?

What's the deal with the Protein Shaker?

There's no deal. It just is.

Yeah, but why?!

Because... he needs it every day!

And that's commitment, right?

Because he has to come back for it every day...

You'll clean it and give it back to-

We have to clean it?!

Yeah!

Obviously!

What freak came up with this shit?

Guess.

No!

Party King?!

You know, Mayank is cool and all, but...

sometimes it feels like we're...

Putting on an act.

Yeah!

Exactly.

Sorry if it's weird that I'm talking to you about this stuff.

It's just that there wasn't anyone else to talk to. So...

Why didn't you try talking to Mayank's first love?

Polly.

Do I need to tell her?

No one can love Mayank like Polly does!

Okay, listen...

I know you don't like me, but...

Forget it.

But I think you're pretty cool.

Okay, look...

I know that Mayank and I...

Mayank and I, it just started with a casual hookup.

But then he got so intense about everything!

And Manali, the mountains, are just so romantic...

Manali?

When?

Last month!

He was there for some leadership program-

Before his birthday?

Yeah! That's where we met!

Then Mayank was like, "Let's date!"

I was like, okay... Why not, it's kinda nice...

Shy, I was wondering-

Get lost, okay?!

Just... get lost!

Shy?!

Shy? Did I say something-?

Shy, wait!

You bloody cheater!

How dare you?!

- Sorry?! - What?

You should be sorry, Tara!

You made him a cheater!

What?!

What the hell, Shy!

Please!

You can drop the "I'm so nice and innocent" act!

You had everyone fooled.

You almost had me fooled.

But the truth is, you're...

You're a bitch!

Shy!

And you manipulated my boyfriend!

You said you'd broken up.

That Shy's crazy... obsessive!

Crazy?!

I didn't say crazy- Shy, you need to calm down!

Calm down?!

I'm here at this stupid fest getting my ass kicked...

trying to win you back!

And you were cheating on me the whole time?!

Not the whole time-

Shut up!

You really think I'll believe your shit?

You hooked up with her in Manali,

even invited her to your birthday!

All while we were dating?!

That was you?!

Yeah! It was me.

Mayank's girlfriend!

That's why you didn't invite me to your birthday?!

No, it was not-

By God, Shy. I didn't know!

I just came to surprise him. I-

Enough!

I don't care!

Because guess what, sister?

Today Mayank kissed me.

By God!

I was about to tell you...

Tara...

Tara, wait!

What the hell is your problem, Shy?!

My problem?!

Are you seriously trying to turn this around on me?!

Why do you have to bring up ancient history?!

It's not ancient history for me...

that you cheat on me!

What did you expect, dude?!

You're exhausting!

You have no idea how controlling you can be!

Don't smoke! Don't be a singer!

My dream is stupid!

And I still protected you!

Protect?!

Protected from what?

Protected from what?!

"We own an exclusive boutique!"

"My parents are going to London!"

What not...

Did you really think that I didn't know?

Shy, you know what your problem is?

You think we're all idiots...

and you're the only smart one!

Well, guess what, Princess!

We've always known!

Why aren't you saying anything now?

You're the ones always saying,

"We need to talk to her, we should talk to her!"

Talk to her now!

We thought you must have your reasons...

Maybe you don't trust us, or...

You'd just tell us when the time was right.

Yeah, it's okay to be poor, Shy.

We'd still be your friends!

And you know what, bro?

I'm not sorry.

I'm actually really, really happy that I met Tara.

She's nothing like you.

You're a fraud, Shy.

I need something.

Just pot.

Mild.

XVC College!

Oh...

Hey! All the best!

For your event.

Thanks.

Congratulations!

Congratulations, everyone.

Today, you're about to hear history being made.

Today, you're going to hear me!

Today's song...

is for someone really special.

Really, really special.

And that special someone is...

My Mummy!

I love her so much!

Dad's always like...

"Mayank, you are disappointing..."

Oh, my God, it's Shy!

Shy...

Hi, Shy...

What's wrong with you two?

Wow!

Mayank is such a good singer, guys!

My dreams...

Let's dance!

I can't do math... I can't do anything...

Mayank! Have you had your Protein Shake?

Where's your Protein Shaker?!

Where is it?!

Food fight!

Adi!

This is not the effect of pot!

What the hell was in that packet?

Here's a joke for you, Shy...

Payback is a bitch.

Bitch.

No, no, no! Only Mayank was supposed to drink this!

- Stop it! What are you doing?! - Mr. Q...

What are you doing?! Stop it! Stop it!

Have you lost your mind?

- What's wrong with you! - Sir, I love you.

Polly! What's wrong with you? Stop! Stop!

Stop!

- I want my Mummy... - Take me with you!

Who did this?

You're not children anymore!

There are repercussions to such stupid, idiotic behavior!

Tell me who did this.

You've already been disqualified from the fest,

and strict action will be taken back in Mumbai!

We will find the person responsible!

Please just hear me out. The kids are safe.

Hi, Baba.

Hi.

Dhruv! We'll drop you home!

- No, Uncle, it's okay. - Come, come.

- Come, Dhruv. - Sit, sit, sit! Come, come, come.

So, Bruce Lee!

How was the Karate competition?

I lost this time, Uncle. I have an injury.

What? Why didn't you tell us?

I took part in the cooking event instead.

Wow!

Yeah, but I got disqualified before the judges could taste anything.

Winning and losing are all a part of life.

Bruce Lee or Chef Lee, we're proud of you, son!

Thank you, Aunty. Thank you, Uncle.

Hey, Bruce Lee! Eating alone gives you stomach aches! Share!

Mango Kandy?! Still?! Wow...

Yeah, it's just a childhood thing.

I remember!

Shy had a whole stockpile at home.

Bought it in bulk every week!

Spent all her pocket money on it.

I want to go to Dhruv's. Dhruv loves Mango Kandy.

We've reached.

Thank you, Aunty.

Thank you, Uncle.

Dhruv!

Sorry...

For the car.

It's gotten really old, you know?

Just rattling away...

- I'm always asking them to change- - Stop it, Shy. Please!

I keep thinking I've figured you out...

But I don't get you.

- Dhruv, you know me! - No, I don't know you, Shy.

And now I don't want to.

This isn't my fault, right, Bulby?

It's definitely her fault.

Just look at her clothes.

Sorry, Shy! I'm just leaving. I'm going.

No, it's okay.

I don't have anywhere else to sit.

Can I sit here?

Can you chill?

I'm not going to do anything!

I swear!

Listen...

I shouldn't have yelled at you.

It was mean.

Yes, you are a little mean.

But it's alright, I forgive you!

Just like that?

If you hadn't yelled at me,

maybe I'd still have a crush on you.

- No more crush? - No, and the second it went,

I realized someone has a crush on me...

Her?

She's wearing slippers!

So what?

I don't care what shoes she wears!

She's my girlfriend, and I love her very much.

- What?! Fired?! - Yeah.

Who's fired?

- Mr. Q! - What?!

The drug thing at the college fest!

Parents were pressuring the college!

I think they needed an escape goat!

They fired you?!

Come in! Don't bother knocking.

You can't leave!

Careful, Shy. I might start thinking that you respect me or something.

But I do respect you!

This drug mess isn't your fault-

Shy, relax. Relax!

I know you have very big plans for your life.

And I respect that!

But I've seen a bit of life, too,

and let me tell you, miss,

things don't always work out the way you want them to.

And when that happens...

And it will happen.

Just remember who you really are.

Sir, I-

What the-One minute.

What is going on?

What's all this commotion! Stop it! Move! Move!

Stop it! Stop it, guys! Stop it!

What's going on here? Stop it!

What's going on? Just calm down! Stop!

Stop it! Enough! Calm down! Calm down! Stop it!

No, Mr. Q!

It's her fault. She has to come clean!

Tara, Mr. Q got fired because of you!

We really love you, Mr. Q!

You were the first person to ever tell me, "Well done!"

Tara, you suck!

- Stop it! - You suck!

She's not done it.

I didn't do it!

- She cannot be here! - No, Tara!

- She was the one. She needs to get out! - She's not done anything!

You've ruined the college reputation!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

I spiked the Kaala Khatta .

Unbelievable, Shy.

No, Tara! Listen to me, one sec, Tara, please!

Tara!

Wait!

I didn't do it on purpose!

The pot-

Wasn't pot-

Adi-I just wanted...

Mayank to get a little high and for you to be humiliated like I was!

I made a mistake! That's it!

That's it?

That's it ?

Mayank could have overdosed. That's it?

Mr. Q could've lost his job. That's it?

Everyone on campus turned against me!

That's it?!

Enough, Shy!

You only ever do what suits you!

I don't know what you're so desperate for, Shy...

But I hope to God...

that it's worth it.

I'm sorry...

It's my fault.

Triphala looks like shit.

Riu, language.

You also look like shit.

What's going on in there?

Did you and Baba ever wonder...

if you should have made different choices?

Many times.

But that's life, no?

You only figure it out after you've lived it.

Mummy, you could have gone to Paris!

You know...

Married some Pierre... or Mr. India Sandeep!

Joy Das was the most handsome boy in college!

I was in the library one day, studying.

Your Baba showed up with a tiffin box full of food.

He said, "Eat it. You can't study on an empty stomach."

So cheesy.

I know everyone thinks your Baba is a little quirky,

but that's what I like most about him.

With him...

I never have to put on an act.

When a relationship is real...

you will show your realest real self.

I ruined everything, Mummy.

I don't know how I can ever make it right.

Wait a second.

Mummy, you finished writing your book?

You were right, betu.

Your way of saying it could use some work...

But you're the one who reminded me that I'm still a writer.

So today...

let me remind you, Shyamili...

that you can rewrite your story, too.

Like I'm rewriting mine.

Oh, my God! What's all this?

Shy's allowing hugs?!

And no one invited me? How could you?!

Joy!

Tara.

I have to go.

Now?

Now! I need the car keys!

- But where? - The Rebels' audition!

You're auditioning for Rebels ?!

I knew you had it in you! You've got that fire-

No, Baba! There's no time to explain! Just give me the keys!

But the car's in the shop, beta.

- What? - Shy, where are you going?!

Rebels' audition! She's auditioning!

But there's a transport strike today!

- No! - Today's the 11th!

- Right. - Transport strike!

Everyone's on strike. Buses, autos, trains...

- What do I do now? - What difference does the strike make?!

These guys never work, anyway!

Who asked this soggy noodle to interrupt?!

No! What do I do now?!

Shyamili, take my cycle!

Ma'am, take my scooter!

She just needs a couple of kicks to get going!

Beta, take my keys. I'll get my car!

I have a cycle, take it!

- Move! Move! - Out of the way!

Hi, Shyamili!

The Ladies' Self-Defense team is going on a field trip...

We could take a detour if you like.

Joshi Aunty, I love you!

I know, I know. Get in!

Mummy! Baba!

- Get in, get in! Plenty of space! - Hurry!

- Come on! - Let's go!

What now?

Shy!

Shy!

Mayank?!

Is that oil in your hair?

What are you doing here?

Actually, I don't care about the oil!

I need to talk to you.

I can't talk!

But, Shy...

I love you!

I love you, Shy!

So this is Mayank?

He's so handsome!

I love you, Shy!

He looks like a clown!

Shy?

Shy?

This is madness, this is passion, this is drama!

I'm VJ Niharika, reporting live from the Rebels audition,

right here in Mumbai!

Shy! Come back, please!

Go faster!

So, boys and girls,

hold on to your seats, because anything can happen here!

Shy, he's driving like a maniac!

Promise me you'll never make friends with maniacs again!

Hey!

Stop following!

What's going on?! Something's going on!

Record! Record!

Don't point the camera at me, freak!

- Careful! - What about you guys?

You go! Hurry up!

Love you, betu!

Love you!

Oh, my God! That is such a cool car!

Park it.

No! Move! He asked me to park it!

Tara!

Tara!

Shy, please listen!

What, Mayank?

Tara!

I'm ready to get back together.

You don't need to be a Rebel . I love you!

I'm not here for you! I'm here for Tara!

- Tara? - Tara!

But she left for Dubai already!

What?!

But today's her audition!

After you drugged everyone, her mom pulled her out of college.

She's going back to Dubai now.

But then how will she be a Rebel ?!

I guess she won't be!

- I have to stop her! - Shy...

I got you the J-ring!

First, we get engaged,

then you join the internship,

- and then we run the company- - Mayank...

Thank you.

Thank you for making me realize that...

I don't want the J-ring.

And I don't want the Jhunjhunwalla internship.

And I don't want you!

Shy...

You're rejecting me, all of this...

for Tara?

Forget her. She's gone!

Son of a biscuit!

You know, like son of a bitch,

but a biscuit.

Wow!

- Love it. - Equal rights.

Hey, wait! Stop!

How did she get in?!

Sorry, sir! I couldn't stop her!

I guess you can't stop me from firing you, then.

You just shit all over my creativity!

Peed.

Nice! Can I have a pen?

Here.

Get out of here!

Rajiv...

Can I have another pen?

No, please! This is important! Please!

You think these juvenile antics will make you a Rebel ?

I don't want to be a Rebel !

I'm just holding a spot for someone else.

If you don't want to audition, then get out!

I'm not going anywhere!

And two leather-cuff-wearing uncles can't make me!

Uncle? Uncle?!

You're dead!

Who are you calling uncle, motherf-?

Okay, okay, okay! You want an audition, right?!

Here it is.

My name is Shyamili Das. And I...

I have constipation.

Why do I have constipation?

Because I don't eat anything.

And why don't I eat?

Because I thought being skinny means I'm perfect.

And if I can be perfect... I can be important.

I thought that only your outside image matters.

It makes no difference what's happening inside.

What is she talking about?

I'm trying to say sorry, okay?

Sorry!

I hurt a lot of people.

I messed everything up.

Mr. Q...

you always tried to show me the right way,

but I didn't want to see.

I'm sorry.

Tinaz, Aashni, you knew I was lying

but still were such good friends to me.

I'm the one who wasn't a good friend.

But you'll are awesome, okay?

And anyone who can't see that is a pig.

Even me!

I'm sorry.

No, no. Mumbai was just a break.

And I'm so glad that we're going back to Dubai!

Yeah.

I ruined everything.

Everyone's mood.

Everyone's fest.

And the worst part is...

that I hurt someone...

who was only trying to be my friend.

Tara, I have no excuses.

I don't even want to find any.

I just want to be better.

I'm not asking you to forgive me.

But I'll keep trying...

until you come back and fulfill your dream.

Security!

No, please! I want to say something! Please!

Yes, yes, we know-

What the hell is the matter with this girl?!

Anyway, I'm very excited that we're going back to Dubai!

We can start afresh, put you on a great diet plan.

Please! Please!

And then we're also going to get rid of all these trashy clothes, okay?

Okay, Nainu?

Nayantara?

Nayantara, what are you doing?

Have fun in Dubai, Mom.

Miss me!

Nainu!

A little dramatic, no?

Maybe.

I'm really, really sorry.

I know.

I don't forgive you.

But that doesn't mean I never will.

- Okay, go... - Yeah.

Hi, I'm Tara.

You know, like...

Correct!

One!

Two!

Two!

Riu, you don't have to scream every time.

But it's fun, bro!

Coach.

Please call me 'Coach'.

Okay. Good job, everyone! Pack up!

What?

Coach, huh?

Suits you.

I know you're pissed off.

And I totally get why!

It's okay, Shy. You didn't have to bother coming.

No, it's not okay!

Dhruv, you do know me...

You're the only one who knows who I am, what I am...

You've never made me feel less and...

I always took that for granted.

You really hurt him.

I know! I was an idiot!

And I should've apologized way sooner.

Dhruv, please...

I'm sorry.

Can you forgive me?

- Want me to handle this? - Riu, pack your things.

No! If you don't want to forgive me,

then fight me!

What?

Are you scared, Bruce Lee?

Fight me!

Don't be stupid. I'm not fighting you.

You have to fight me.

Because if you won't, then I can't fix this...

And if I can't fix it...

I won't be able to tell you that I love-

Attack!

Riu!

Come on, move!

Move! Move!

Move!

I'm sorry.

You were saying?

Dhruv, I love you.

Good.

Ewww!

I don't look that stupid, right?

Only a little.

It's cute...

and sexy.

Jaya Aunty, you look bomb!

People will be lining up for-

One second...

Why has the namesake of Shyamili Sarees worn such a boring drape?

Aw, man!

It looks so good on you!

Thanks...

What are you doing?

There she is.

Shy Das, striking fear in everyone's hearts!

Come!

So...

I was expelled from college.

After everything that happened...

I can't really blame them.

For a while there, it was game over.

But then I took Baba's advice.

Don't like it? Well, you don't have taste!

Turns out it wasn't that bad.

I did an internship with Himanshu Kaka,

and learned how to run a business...

even learned the benefits of Triphala!

And hey! The loan's nearly paid off!

And thank God...

because Mamma and Baba's excuses were fighting for their lives!

Oh! By the way!

Proud of you!

Hi, Joshi aunty.

Hi, darling!

Tara finished as the third runner-up at Rebels.

And now I'm fully taking advantage of her fame!

Dhruv joined cooking classes.

He's even got friends now.

I don't have his Protein Shaker...

But whatever... You get it!

Hi!

Hi.

You wanna try?

Hmmm.

Ewww!

Hey!

As for Mayank...

He found himself... sort of.

Did you know everyone has feelings, Mr. Q?!

Even weird people...

Especially weird people!

Psychology is just mad, Mr. Q!

Mad!

Mad.

Hey!

Hi, Mr. Q!

Mr. Q was the one who helped me get my degree,

and with business school applications.

There's no fancy school,

and I don't know if I'll even get in.

But it's okay. It isn't the end.

I'll figure something out.

Like I always do.

Are you Shyamsunder Das?

Yeah...

Thank you.

Okay!

Come on, Shyamsunder...

You can do this.

Yes!

My name is Shyamili Das.

And this...

is my life!