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Oh,

come on, not again.

Come on.

Dixie!

Come on, are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah?

Do you know what's wrong with the disposal?

No.

I don't know anything about that.

Really?

No, I don't know anything.

Did you put anything solid down there?

No.

You know there's only soft food, like I told you.

I know.

I don't mess with the dishes.

You don't?

No.

Well, I know you don't do the dishes.

You know what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's probably your mom.

You know, I got the game going.

I got people coming over.

The game's about to start.

You know what?

I'll take care of it.

I'll fix it.

Just go have fun.

Go do you.

I'll take care of it.

Don't worry about it.

That's about it.

Okie dokie.

I'll secure this.

Yo, Dixie!

Somebody's at the door!

There's no way.

Oh, hey Uncle Dirk.

Hey, what's wrong with your door?

I don't know anything about this here.

I don't know anything about this here.

Okie dokie.

Stop.

What are you doing?

Where's your dad?

Dude, stop.

Stop.

That was a one-time thing, alright?

So just relax.

Dude, you're in trouble.

Just stop.

I'm here to see your dad.

Can you close this door?

I don't know how to close a door.

He's in the kitchen.

What is wrong with you?

Holy shit.

That was Uncle Dirk.

Oh, Uncle Dirk is here?

Yeah.

Hey, what's up, man?

Hey, what's up, man?

Hey!

How are you?

How are you?

Good.

Good.

You?

Yeah, yeah.

Good, good, good.

You're... you're early.

I mean, I thought, you know, there was no traffic.

What are you doing here?

Nothing, man.

The garbage disposal went out again.

You know, they stuck... Really?

Yeah, they must have stuck something.

Bones or something down there.

Did you stick something down there?

Yeah, I don't know.

So, man, are you going to get done pretty quick or what?

Yeah, I should be done in about 15-20 minutes.

Alright.

Cool, cool, cool.

Yeah, then we'll catch the game.

There's a cooler outside with drinks and stuff if you want to... Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's nice.

And I got a few things to take care of anyway.

Some business.

So, I'll let you do that and I'll do this, yeah?

Cool.

Yeah, I'll go back to it.

Alright, alright.

What the... what the fuck are you doing?

Your brother's right there.

Can you stop?

If you don't let me suck your dick, I'm going to scream.

What the... Come on.

No, stop.

I'm kidding.

Your brother's right there.

Stop.

Come on.

Yeah.

You think I'm playing?

Just make it click, alright?

What are you doing?

Uh...

Oh, shit.

Yo, Derrick.

You know, I forgot to ask you.

Did you ever take care of that situation?

Um... the situation?

That court situation.

Like two months ago or something.

Yeah, I took care of it.

Did you get finished with the sink?

I'm working on it.

I'm almost done.

Sounds like you're almost done.

Are you alright?

Yeah, you know.

That's kind of weird.

Just cramping a little bit.

Cramping?

Yeah.

Kind of relax.

Don't stop working on it so much.

Oh, yeah.

I'll stretch it out, man.

Go ahead and get done.

You know what I mean.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Alright, man.

Go have a drink or something but relax.

Just be a little uptight.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my damn.

Oh, fuck.

Damn.

No, what the fuck's going on here?

No, I didn't...

Look, it wasn't him, I swear.

What do you mean it wasn't him?

His dick was in your mouth!

It wasn't me, seriously.

I pushed myself onto him, I swear.

You pushed... what?

She did.

Derek, what the fuck?

I didn't do anything.

I tried to stop her.

I'm sorry.

I have an issue.

I like older men.

You have an issue?

Yeah.

Really?

That's what you call it?

You have an issue?

I'm sorry.

What do you mean you're sorry?

You think that's it?

You're just gonna say you're sorry and that's it?

Look, he tried to stop me, okay?

I tried to stop you.

Right, so it's not his fault.

So, you know, he needs to go.

No.

He needs to go.

No, look, I just like older men.

He tried to stop me.

I pushed myself onto him.

He didn't do it.

You have a fucking problem.

You know that, right?

Yeah.

Why didn't you come talk to me about it?

I would have gotten you some help.

We could have figured this out.

Hello?

I'm talking to you.

Because... Do you really gotta keep fucking grabbing his dick?

Because...

Yo, he's gotta go.

I like older men.

I'm attracted to you too, so I couldn't talk to you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I couldn't tell you about this.

What do you mean you're attracted to me?

I... I like older men.

I just said this.

But I'm your father.

You can't be attracted to me.

You're not my father.

You're technically... neither one of y'all are related to me.

By blood.

Well, I mean, okay, you got a point.

Yeah, we're not related.

Okay.

So then what are we doing wrong?

You're sucking dick in my fucking kitchen.

That's what you're doing wrong.

Oh, my God.

Your mother would kill me if she found out.

Oh, my God.

What am I gonna do?

What am I gonna do?

Just relax.

She doesn't have to find out.

What do you mean she doesn't have to find out?

She doesn't have to know.

Oh, my God.

What am I gonna... Oh, my God.

What am I gonna tell your mom?

I don't know what I'm gonna do with you.

Just relax.

Relax.

Do you remember Jessica?

Jessica?

Yeah, the one from college?

Yeah, you remember?

Yeah, I remember.

It's been a while, but remember we tag-teamed her.

Yeah, I know that.

I was there.

It was me and you.

She's not related to you or me.

I mean, I know she's in your house.

So you want to tag-team her?

Really?

Dude, mom doesn't have to know.

How long has it been for you?

Same person?

It's been 13 years.

Yeah, you're right.

You're right.

She's not going to find out.

You need to relax, man.

What are you... She's into you.

Just take a chance, man.

I mean, you know what?

Fuck it.

You're... you know what?

You're here already.

Just think Jessica.

Do a Jessica moment?

Yeah, just...

You said you're attracted to older guys, right?

Fuck.

No idea.

Just to...

Oh, my goodness.

Just sit there.

Sit down.

Oh, my God.

A little pause... A little pause... A little pause... Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, I didn't do that.

Oh, yeah, definitely Jessica Monroe.

Definitely Jessica Monroe.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, there you go, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes, Jessica.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Yeah, you sure you can handle these two cups here?

Yeah?

Oh, fuck, shit, you know what, if we're gonna do this, let's move to the couch.

Hurry up, we got a couple minutes before everybody shows up.

Come on.

Oh, yeah, let's move to the couch.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

1, 2, 3.

Oh, yes.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah...

We'll take this one.

We'll take this one.

We'll take this one.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, that's a good thing.

Give me that.

Give me your hand.

Suck it.

Take it.

Come on.

Come on.

Ah yes.

Ah yes.

Ah yes.

Ah yes.

Let's do it again.

Oh, yes, that's it, baby.

Yeah.

Take your fucking cups, baby.

Take your fucking cups.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Right there, baby.

Right there.

Oh, baby.

That's it, baby.

You don't stop.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Right there.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yes.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Right there.

Oh, yes.

Right there.

One more time.

One more time.

Oh, I can't breathe.

1, 2, 3, 4...

Ah, yes.

Ahh!

Fuck!

Yeah here we go.

Fuck!

Here you go... Shut the fuck baby.

You fucking good?

Yeah?

You's fucking OK?

You'er good?

Yeah here we go!

There you go.

Oh, yes, oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, we got it.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven,

twelve, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven,

twelve, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven,

twelve, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven,

twelve, three, four, five, six, seven, eleven, twelve, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, three, four,

five, six, seven, eleven, twelve, three, four, five, six, seven,

eleven, twelve, three, four, five, six, seven, eleven, twelve, three,

four, five, six, seven, eleven, twelve, three, four, five, six,

seven, eleven, twelve, three, four, five, six, seven, eleven, twelve,

three, four, five, six, seven, eleven, twelve, three,

four, five, six Scream with that little earmuff.

Down, baby.

Now, baby.

Now, now.

Now.

Now.

Now.

Oh, man!

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's so bad!

Oh, shit, yes.

A little pause... and we are back.

A little pause... and we are back.

A little pause... and we are back.

A little pause... and we are back.

A little pause... and we are back.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Right there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, suck the fucking pump.

Suck the fucking pump.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Ah, yeah.

Ah!

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

I'm not some fucking idiot!

You have to do the whole sentence!

You have to do the whole sentence!

I can't do this!

Yes, right there.

Oh, yes, there you go.

A little bounce there.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, right there.

Right there.

Oh, yes.

Whoa!

It's okay, it's okay.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh!

And that was the second baby.

You see the pink puss on your head?

You see the pink pussy ASAP.

Take your time.

Oh my god!

A little pause... and we are back.

Yeah, you are stuck.

You are a couple of times easier.

Yeah, a little bit easier.

Oh, shit.

You're working really hard.

You're working really hard.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes!

Let me do it again.

Let me do it again.

Oh shit!

Oh my God!

Yes, just like that.

Just like that.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck.

Come here, baby.

Lean back.

Oh, yes, just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

There you go.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Ah, yes.

There you go, jump on the carpet.

Jump on the carpet.

Oh, yes.

Right there.

Ah, fuck.

Fuck!

Oh, yes.

Ah, fuck.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11,

12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27,

28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38,

39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 35, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, 18,

19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 35, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,

24, 45, 46, 47, 49, 50.

One, two,

three, four, five, six, seven, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 45, 46, 47, 49, 50.

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 50.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, 18, 20, 22, 23, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 50.

One, two,

three, four, five, six, seven, 18, 20, 22, 23, 44, 45, 46, 47, 50.

Ahh.

Yes, that's it!

Ohhhh.

Noooo.

Ahhh, my sweetie.

Yes!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, oh, yeah!

Shit!

No!

Oh, yes, ahh.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, fuck you.

You fucking make me crumb.

Ah, I'm so fucking ready to crumb out of your fucking face.

Ah, shit.

Come here, baby.

Come here.

Come here, baby.

Get down on your knees.

Get down on your knees, baby.

Ah, fuck.

Ah, shit.

Ah, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You ready for it, baby?

Yeah?

You ready for it?

Oh, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yes.

Mmm.

Mmm..

Mmm..

Mmm.

Fuck you.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Hmm.

Mmm... Yeah.

Oh shit.

See that a child?

I don't want to tell mom about this.

What time is it?

Isn't she almost home?

No, these people are almost here.

Did you fix the sink, bro?

Yeah, I just disposed of it.

To be honest, man, I never made it to court.

Fuck.

Yeah.

I just wanted to come clean, I'm sorry.

I don't care.

I thought you cared.

You're a bad brother.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't care.