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Here we have Brandy Lyons.

Hi. How are you, Brandy? Good.

Brandy is a mother of one?

Yes, one.

Well, a little girl, right?

Yes, a little girl.

How old is your daughter?

Seven.

Great, great. Now, your husband is a big porn star, too.

Yes. Scott Lyons. Scott Lyons.

Now, is your daughter his kid, too? Yes, yes.

Now, did you get pregnant like on a shoot with Scott or something like that?

Is that why you had to marry him?

No, no. Who would marry Scott Lyons? Oh, that's wrong.

We've been married for, we've been together eight years, so. Oh, wow. We

were together long before the business.

Oh, really, really?

What made you decide to get in the business?

We were doing internet.

Little, you know, the little minicams and webcam stuff and this company, Adam

and Eve.

called me out to do a shoot for them. And here we are.

So we've been here since.

Alright, that's cool. That's cool.

So now tell us about your daughter and everything.

Do you work only in porn to support her?

Right now, yes.

Do you ever worry that someone would find out that you're in porn and call

child services or anything like that?

Yeah, but...

I don't really see why me doing porn would be, you know, would affect her

because she doesn't see it or, you know, so I don't see why child services would

bother me for it, you know. I guess they can, but she's not involved.

How would you feel if she wants to grow up to be just like mommy and suck like

Rod Fontana's cock or something?

Well, I'm not a hypocrite, but I... I can't say I would like it, but I'm not a

hypocrite. My mother supports me, so it would only be right for me to support

her in what she wants to do. Why don't you like it?

I mean, you do it.

I don't know, because it's my daughter.

You think of someone doing your daughter that way, and it's just not... I would

want her to be what she would want to be. If that's what she really wants to

do, then I'll support her.

Can we see where she came from?

Okay. Let's get to the important questions. The important part here. She

came from here.

That's interesting. Now, when she came spraying out of your pussy, did it hurt

a lot?

Or were you drunked up?

Well, labor was for three days, so you tell me.

She was drunked up during conception.

The only part I didn't feel was her coming out. That was it.

Because we were wondering, like, giving birth, would that be like taking

Lexington Steel's cock but backwards?

I mean, how does that feel?

I'd have to say it'd be worse than that.

I mean, honestly.

Like three black guys then, at least. Yeah.

It's like Leg, Mr. Marcus, and Byron Long all mixed together.

That's why I don't do interracial.

Today, you had to find a babysitter, right?

Yes.

Because we both had to shoot today, and it's Saturday.

So the kid's being watched, though, not all alone. Yeah, yeah, not alone.

Playing with hot cans of boiling water. She's always sad, so she can't be alone.

All right, well, you're here to earn some MILF money today. Yes.

We like to help out at Skin Tight any way we can, young mothers.

And we got Rod motherfucking Fontana here today to fuck you.

Sounds good to me. All right, well, we'll let you guys get busy.

Enjoy.

Whoa.

Oh, fuck it. Oh, damn.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, damn.

Yeah, just like.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oscar.

your tits and your chest and

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

My name is Amber.

Oh, that's fascinating.

How'd you get a name like that?

I was born with it.

How many kids do you have, Amber? I have two children.

Boys, girls?

I have two girls.

Two girls? How old are they? Seven and nine.

Seven and nine? How old are you?

I'm 31.

So you got knocked up pretty early.

Yeah.

Did you get married or did the guy leave?

I got married. You got married? Yeah.

Are you still married?

I'm divorced.

Well, that's how most marriages end.

Either that way or death.

Unfortunately. But you got custody of the kids? Yes.

Smart guy.

Yeah. Do you guys stay in touch?

Oh, yeah.

Does he pay you alimony or anything or is he a bum?

No, he's doing what he has to do.

Really?

That's surprising.

Yeah, I wouldn't do it, but... I guess some people have morals.

It's unfortunate.

Some people get their wages garnished.

Ah, so he's not doing it because he wants to. He's doing it because... He

has to do, is what I said.

Ah, okay, well... That's just evil. We're going to have to have Dwayne fuck

you harder now.

For the sake of all divorce men.

We've got a raw deal in this country.

Not that I'm one-sided on this issue or anything.

Yeah, we're fair.

We look at all sides of the equation.

But now you do some, now you're ready to fuck on film to make, like, some extra

money to pay, like, for diapers and shit and college education.

Well, yeah, not diapers.

Yeah. Not diapers, but ready to have some fun.

Now, do you work in any other jobs right now?

Not right now.

Oh, did you used to work a regular job?

And what kind of job was that?

I'm managing offices.

And why'd you quit?

Because I wanted to get back into this.

Oh, into fucking and fucking cocks? There you go.

Well, I guess that's respectable.

Now, what if your daughters decided to go into this kind of business? What if

they wanted to drain some balls to make a living? Would that be okay with you?

We'd really talk.

Would you tell them to do it or would you talk them out of it?

I'd try to talk them out of it. But you're doing it. I'd let them do it.

Well, if they were 31, I wouldn't really be talking them out of anything.

We'd be talking about it, but I'm 31 years old.

Once women turn 31, they just get crazy.

They start fucking dudes on camera.

The sky's the limit.

Well, today we have an angry young black man to fuck you. Cool. Have you ever

fucked a black man before?

Yes. Really?

Is that why you got divorced? Were you fucking a black man? Your husband found

out. My husband is black.

Really? Yes.

That's no good.

That's ridiculous.

Are you ready to make a little milk money today? Oh, definitely.

Alright, let's introduce you to our degenerate here, Mr. Dwayne Cummings.

Let's make movie magic. How you doing?

Good, how are you? Well, thank you.

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That's real good.

Oh.

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Oh, that's really good.

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Spit on my dick. Spit on my dick.

Spit. Oh, yeah.

Nothing wet.

Nothing wet. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

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Oh, I love that.

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That's good. That's real good.

There you go.

Spit on it again. Spit on it again.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Nice and wet. Oh, okay.

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Oh, fuck.

Suck it, suck it.

Suck it. There you go.

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Oh, fuck.

Oh,

you're so nice to me. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, I'm going to suck this dick.

Yeah, spit on it, spit on it, spit on it, spit on it

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yeah.

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yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Fucking good. Yeah

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

Fucking Bhutani

Oh, yeah.

Here we have Bridget Monroe.

Hello. How are you, Bridget? Absolutely fabulous.

You are? Yes. Awesome.

Now, you're a mom of one, right? Yes.

How old's your kid?

He is 18. He'll be 19 in May.

18? Mm-hmm. Holy shit. Oh, he's old enough to start doing porn himself.

Hey, shh. That's my son.

All right, all right. Is he aware of what you do?

No, he's not.

Really? Really? Even now?

No. But he must watch porn. Do you think maybe he's come across some... No, he

doesn't. He doesn't? No, he doesn't. He's a good kid.

How do you know? It sounds like you're in denial here. No, he's a really good

kid. He goes to church and stuff like that. Good kids watch porn. Good people

watch porn. What does that say about us?

Yeah. What are you trying to tell our fans? That they're degenerates?

No. Well, they are degenerates. That's all right. I mean, we're not saying it's

a bad thing. At 18, you're getting it. You don't have to watch it. You know

what I mean? You're getting it with like... Girls that are, you know, like

16 and 15 and so forth. Church girls are great.

Right?

Maybe. I got laid in a church. I worked at it.

I'm still at it.

This is terrible.

We're still paying for it even now.

What if he did come across it and asked you about it? What if his friend comes

across it? Then I would be honest.

I would be totally honest with him, yeah.

Do you think he would think less of you?

No, I don't think so. You know, not if he wants a new car.

You know, it's the difference between a nice brand new SUV than like a Gremlin.

So are you married now? No, I'm not. And were you ever married to the father of

the son?

No, I haven't seen him since my child was a baby.

Did you know his name?

The father? Yeah, his name was Matt.

Does he stay in touch at all? Huh? Oh, you said you haven't seen him? No, I

haven't. So he doesn't stay in touch with the kid either? No, he doesn't even

stay in touch with his new kids from what I heard. He's one of those type of

dads. And he never sends money or anything like that. Why should he? I do

this for a living, you know? That's true. I can take care of myself and my

son. You make giant piles of MILF money.

Right.

Well, you're about to make one today.

We've got you paired up with Alex Rocks.

Whose mother supported him.

Yeah, she was also a MILF.

Cute little boy, isn't he?

It goes this way.

Here we have Darien, single mom.

How old's your kid?

He's coming on nine.

So he's a little boy?

Yes. Okay.

And so you said you're a single mom.

Have you ever been married?

Never. And is the kid father in your life or the kid's life at all?

Of course.

Oh, he is. So do you fuck him at all? No.

Was the kid planned or was he an accident or what?

No.

I wanted him.

Really? Are you sure? Because we believe all kids are accidents.

Oh, shame on you.

I'm sure your mother would beg to differ.

Did you have the kid to try to trap the father?

No. Like, no?

No.

Why are you so negative?

Is he not worth trapping?

No, because I'm never getting married.

You don't believe in romantic love?

It's great. I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't say that. Maybe I just never

met the right guy yet.

Yes, neither have I.

It's so much more fun, though, to be single, isn't it?

Well, you know, you get to participate in fine projects like MILF Money Part 2.

Now, you're probably doing this to get some money or to, like, help support

your kid, or do you have another job? Yeah, the college fund, yeah.

Do you have a job? Yeah. Aside from fucking people, strange men?

Yeah, I am also a feature entertainer.

Feature entertainer, what does that mean?

It means I travel around the world. The country and headline in strip clubs.

Does that mean that you give hand jobs to strange men in dark rooms?

No.

No, I put on performances on stage in big, fluffy costumes.

Now, you were a little uncomfortable about discussing your son, so how would

you feel if he does discover this video?

Like, you know, maybe he and his friends get together and, you know, see mom in

all her splendid glory.

Well... I'm young and beautiful and I don't know.

Humble.

Hopefully, I don't know.

Does he know? He'll understand that I'm only going to be young and beautiful

once, okay?

Does he know that mommy's pretty right now? Does he say that? Does he

compliment you or anything?

Yeah, he knows what pretty women are.

Do his friends come over and like gawk at you and stuff?

No. Well, at least not that I know of.

Not yet.

They're kind of young still, you know?

All right, well, I guess you're here today to make some MILF money.

And we've put you with the talented super stud, Dwayne Cummins.

Yes, Dwayne the man.

So is Dwayne coming or what?

He'll be coming soon. Get ready. On your face.

Hi, Dwayne.

Hello.

How are you doing?

Good, how are you?

Fine.

Is that all you're going to do, shake my hand?

Ha ha ha!

It's like the music, huh?

Shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

A second, second.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that. Just like that.

Spit on it. Make a nice and wide spin on it.

Pretty titties. Oh, shit. You got some big-ass titties.

Let's do it right, let's do it.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Get some nice titties right here.

Yeah.

Yeah, grind it. Grind my dick. There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you like that, huh?

Oh, hell yeah.