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Food court?

What'll it be?

Day-old sushi.

It may not be fresh, but the prices are.

No, no, no. We're gonna do this food court right.

It's gotta be all you can fit.

You can eat whatever you can fit on the plate for just $10.

The kid's right.

It's all in our motto. You can eat whatever you can fit on the plate for

just $10 if you can carry it to the counter.

I've been training for this and it's all on me

It's

the truest sweet and savory separate such impressive Technique pesto and

mashed potato is water.

He really does know what he's doing Good

luck kid

Engage your core.

Nice, dude.

He's really doing it.

Sorry,

kid. Looks like you'll be paying by the pound. And it's market price.

That'll be $559.32.

I'm not paying $559.32.

You're right. You're not. Because we round up to the nearest hundo. We call

hundreds hundos.

I'm not paying squat.

I didn't fall.

There was a weird whirring noise, and then something tripped me. If you're not

paying, I got no choice.

I'm taking you to food court court.

Food what what?

for the Honorable Judge Deena.

All right, people, let's make this quick. My break isn't long, and

children's ears aren't gonna pierce themselves.

Be seated.

I'd like to thank the jury for their break time as well.

Tiny Tot from Potato Palace, the titular wizard from Linguini Wizard, and Tony

Bologna from vegan restaurant Phony Bologna. Hey, guys, wanna get lunch

after this?

They all know each other? That's not fair.

Don't! Don't worry, I've seen several episodes of The Lonely Lawyer, a

charming old man defending the innocent on TV.

Food Corp Corp will now hear the case of Peter Platter of All You Can Fit versus,

uh, R-R-Rye-Rye Eggby of the Park for the crime of refusing to pay for his

lunch. I'm not paying.

Cry all you want over spilled milk, but you have to pay for a spilled lunch.

Look, if Peter Platter plopped a plate of pulled pork, how many pennies would

Peter Platter pay?

Market price.

I see what he did there. That's cute, that's cute. Well, if Rigby... realizes

his rights are... are... This is a scam and you should let me go!

That didn't mean anything.

Not cute.

Does the defense have any evidence to support your claim?

I present his kind and gentle demeanor. Well, doesn't look like this will take

long. Rigby, we're gonna find you some evidence.

Nothing against your gentle demeanor winning the case. Okay, just go fast!

Show us the security footage!

Too slow!

Eye stackers always drop it. Do any cameras point it directly at all you can

fit? Sure. Click the one on your right.

Looks like the lens cap is on.

Play it anyway, fives.

Again, but boost the gain.

Isolate the background noise.

There! Sounds like, uh, whirring?

Whirring indeed.

We'll let you know if we find anything here. What do you got, Skips? There's a

scuff mark.

Look how long it is. Yeah, that's considerably longer than Rigby. So

there's no way Rigby made it. Wait, I think I found something.

What's this?

That's an egg roll covered in hair.

I'm gonna go see if the other vendors saw anything.

Hi, excuse me? Sorry, what? Your eyes are just so breathtaking, I... Well,

I've been told I have my mother's eyes. I'm Benson.

I'm Jenny Crouton. Wow, electric.

I'll say.

So, what were you saying before?

My employee dropped a bunch of food earlier.

How amazing that you're a boss, and Edwin who really looks after his

employees, no less.

Here. Have a salad on me.

Well, on this establishment where I work.

Man, that's a lot of croutons.

Oh, is it too much? No. I mean, croutons are the crunch that makes you munch.

That's what I always say. I've actually been doing my own crouton recipe

experiments. I have a dream of setting up my very own crouton kiosk. I hope I

find someone like you to help me run it someday.

Maybe someday is closer than you think.

I may just be a simple suit salesman from Suitsuride on the main level, but I

know a guilty man when I see one.

Pops, you've got to object.

Oh, but his voice is so soothing.

I'd like to call Tony Bologna to the stand.

Pops, you can't have someone from the jury be a witness.

I object.

On what grounds?

Um, I'm not sure.

Now, Mr.

Bologna, you've met the defendant before, correct?

Yeah, this Rigby guy made fun of my vegan restaurant.

You spell chicken weird!

I've also seen him go the wrong way on the escalator.

Sounds to me like Rigby has no moral compass.

Are you sure you're ready for this?

I've never been more ready in my life.

Thanks for handling our load, Roger.

Hey, my pleasure. Mr. Dunwoody, just sign here, here, and initial here for

your $12,000 loan.

Okey-dokey. Done.

Great. And here is your novelty-sized check. Good luck with those croutons,

you crazy kids.

If someone asked me yesterday to take out a $12,000 loan to start a crouton

-focused kiosk in the mall, I would have thought you were trying to scam me. But

with you, it feels right.

You know what would feel even more right? How about we go on an

international cruise together? Uh, yes.

When? Right now.

I'll hold the check while you go get packed. This kiosk is gonna be the best

investment I've ever made. Oh, it's just that... What's wrong?

The only open spots for the kiosk are on the west side of the mall.

Why's that bad?

There's always a really annoying whirring sound that comes from over

there. Wait, whirring sound?

There was a weird whirring noise and then something tripped me. Only this

whirring sound before we'd be tripped. Whirring.

Really annoying whirring sound. That's it.

I'm so sorry, Jenny. I've got to do something real quick, then we can start

our new lives together. Wait!

Benson! The check!

I'll give it to you on the cruise ship!

Benson. Shh!

Listen.

That's it! The worrying sound from the tape! It's coming from that kiosk!

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So, fellas, you looking to get a leg up with Extend Your Leg?

Look, a scuff mark just like it all you can fit. That's how Peter tripped Rigby,

with the extend your leg.

Back to the trial. Okay, see ya. You're coming with us. Hey, wait, I'm still on

my shift.

Order, please.

I will read the verdict.

In the case of Peter Platter versus Rigby, we find the defendant...

Totally guilty.

What? Oh, dear.

And he not only owes Mr. Platter $600, but an additional $100 because the court

deserves something for using up our lunch breaks.

I don't have $600 plus $100.

If the defendant cannot pay, he will be sent straight to food court court jail.

Conveniently located in the Halloween store during the off season.

Bailiff, take him away.

But, but... Come on, sir.

We will show them by taking a lunch break Can I get a

plate look who it is here to avenge your friend or something? I'm just here for

lunch Of course, sir

You seem pretty confident. Oh, I'm confident. I don't tip and I don't trip

You'll never get me into court. That's why we brought the court to you

I've seen enough release the

prisoner

Sweet justice.

You're coming with me. I only did it because I got scammed by the extend your

leg salesman to buy the leg in the membership for $12,000.

I only sold that stuff because I got scammed into buying the kiosk for $12

,000. $12,000?

Kiosk? I should have known it was too good to be true.

Goodbye, Jenny Crouton.

Benson, where are you? It was going to be a Crouton utopia.

A Crutopia!