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2 OOHING AND AHING

MUSIC PLAYS

APPLAUSE

Back on form, Winston. Hurrah for that hip replacement!

Yeah, not bad, not bad.

MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

Bobby, what do you think you're doing?

Right, I'll open the show by leading a big parade.

Come on everybody, on your feet.

Bobby, it is not about you, is it? It's about Jolly.

We'll sort the opening later, Bobby. First, we need more acts. Who's in?

- I'm in. - Yes!

Magali, you'll perform?

HE LAUGHS That's fantastic!

Not on your nelly, but I would like to know

who trampled my roses.

Bobby?

Huh? Eh? Roses? What are you on about? Roses?

Can we kindly get back on track? Bobby, sit down.

Stop nagging me, woman! Don't speak to your wife like that.

Oi! HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

Original fireplace. Lovely feature.

Stefan, we're in the middle of a house meeting.

What are you doing? Putting this place on the market.

What? What do you mean? This is our home.

Well, not any more. Dad left no will, so I inherit.

Buy me out or get out. SHOCKED MURMURS

I'll give you a week.

All right, all right. You've dropped your bombshell, now you can leave.

WHISPERS:Jolly wouldn't want this. We have to fight it.

Yeah, but we haven't got enough money to buy him out. Unless...

Jolly gave me his marotte, said it once belonged

to the great Shakespearean fool Robert Armin himself.

- It's worth a fortune. - Yes!

Well, where is it? It's gone.

All right, come on, which of you took it? Own up.

If nobody'll talk, how will we find it?

Don't worry, Fenella.

I've got a plan.

Morning, Bea. Morning. Ooh, new coat?

Yes. Cassius bought it for me. Do you like it?

Hmm, it's a bit, er... beige.

I think the word you're looking for is "camel".

BEA GASPS

Hello, there. Are you open for business?

- We are. And you are? Giggles. - Ah, Frank Hatha...

ELECTRIC SHOCK Argh!

Ha-ha-ha! That's very good. Gets them every time.

I'm Luella Shakespeare, but I think I'll leave that.

And this is Bea. Oh, Bea?

- Bea? - WHISPERS:Hi.

How can we help you?

Heart attack a few months ago. Out of the blue.

We're, um... We're planning a memorial show as a tribute to him.

- Everyone in the commune is devastated. - A commune?

Well, Jolly set it up.

A retirement community for circus folk.

We live together, support each other.

- It's... Well, it's really marvellous. - Mm.

But the whole place is under threat

unless we find and sell our most valuable asset.

So, you want us to find this, um... mallet?

- Marotte. - Ah.

I can't see any of the residents taking it,

- but... well, there is another possibility. - What's that?

Stefan, Jolly's estranged son. Appeared at the funeral, of course,

made claim to Jolly's things. He's been in and out, taking it all away.

Well, perhaps he found and took the marotte.

CUP CLATTERS

Sorry, it's nothing personal.

I've just got a phobia of clowns.

It's not uncommon.

I'm harmless, I promise.

- Sorry. - Ta.

So... will you take the case?

Well, the thing is, we're PIs, really.

We're not treasure hunters. And given your circumstances,

do you think you can afford the fee?

I can pay! I'm still working.

HE CHUCKLES Look, tell you what.

Why don't you do a three-day search?

If you find it, there's a bonus, 10% of the sale price.

And how much do you think it's worth?

200K?! Who'd pay that for a puppet on a stick?

Someone crazy about clowns.

We are not leaving!

We've got squatters' rights.

And I'm perfectly within my rights to collect my father's things.

- I don't believe it! - I know, hecould've easily ducked out the way.

No, no. That's Magali Maurel! Cirque Imaginaire.

Oh, my nan took us to see it when we were younger.

She is the most amazing mime artist. She's elegant, poised...

Not today, buster. Get out!

I'll be back, with the police if necessary.

That must be Stefan, the son.

Mm, seems like a barrel of laughs. Hello!

Hi. Don't throw anything. We've come to help with the show.

We'll be right down.

Are you off your rocker, Bobby? Show some respect.

Oh, where's your sense of humour? No wonder your career collapsed.

Enough you, two! We've got guests.

Oh! I'm glad you're here.

Ha-ha, Niles, Rosie.

Rosie and Niles. Yes, backstage crew I have hired,

since we are now upscaling the memorial to a fundraiser.

You sure you got the muscle for it?

Hey, there's a hell of a lot of props to shift.

Yeah, I think we can handle it, can't we, Niles?

We are tooled up, ready to go. Ha-ha!

Ah... OK, yeah.

Right, well, you can start by shifting that box off the landing.

Great big stripy thing.

Come on, hop to it. Chop-chop!

You know she started making that tea just before the war.

There you go. He must mean this.

Right, listen, let's have a look around first.

The marotte handle's made of metal, so I brought this.

- Oh, what's that? - The Prosearch 2000.

Which is... It's a metal detector,

- state-of-the-art, wireless, high precision. Huh? - Hey.

METAL DETECTOR WHINES

This is going to take forever.

BOBBY:Oi, Niles, Rosie, hurry up with that box, will you?

Coming!

You going to help me?

- Oi! Hey, come on. - Sorry.

HE GRUNTS

PHONE RINGS

Stefan Kinley.

FAUX ITALIAN ACCENT: Buongiorno. I am Sofia from Casata Clearance.

Casata what?

I so sorry to hear on the circus grapevine

of the passing of your papa.

Sorry, can I help you with something?

Hey, perhaps it is I that can help you.

Casata Clearance is house clearing service

with special expertise on circus memorabilia.

- Go on. - At this tricky time,

I take away stress of sorting the great Mr Jolly's items,

discard trash, find treasure.

You'd know if any of his circus stuff was worth flogging?

- Absolutely, signor. - Tell me more.

Right, shall I put them here? Heavier than they look?

Bonko! HE LAUGHS

Are you all right, Niles? I'm, fine.

Bobby, for goodness sake!

Oh, stop moaning, woman. He'll live! Oh, eh, Madame Maurel.

IN FRENCH ACCENT:A pleasure as always. Oh, here we go.

Oh, she's miming.

She always mimes under stress. What's wrong, Magali?

Clapping?

Me? No, no. Er...

SHE SIGHS AND BLOWS KISSES

Ah! I believe she has changed her mind

and now wants to be in the show. HE LAUGHS

Oh, the grande madame of mime returns, eh? She'll be a huge draw.

Hey, Fenella, go and change the order of the acts, go on.

Magali, go and dust off your costume.

Right, you two, go and fetch the car from our room, in the attic.

- What, fetch a car? - In the attic?

- Yeah, go on. Chop-chop! - Er...

Hee-hee!

Eurgh!

Oh, he'll be screaming for that in a minute.

Well, let him wait.

Right, you search that lot, I'll look round here.

METAL DETECTOR STATIC

DETECTOR WHISTLES Oh...

Oh! Ah, just...

CLATTERING

Ah... too much metal.

Do you think, um... Do you think Bobby took the marotte?

I mean, he seems to like winding people up, doesn't he?

Well, maybe they're in this together. What's this?

- What is it? - Looks likesome kind of tour schedule.

I thought they were retired.

Oh, hello! What's this?

How much do you think's there? At least a couple of thousand.

What if he stole the marotte, sold it, bought that van,

and then this is what's left over?

If we don't find it, we're not going to get our bonus, are we?

Can we just...?

Let's just go talk to him, see what we can find out.

FRANK SIGHS

Right.

HE GRUNTS Ow.

Come on, get a move on. Where shall I put it?

Er... over here.

No, actually. Yeah, over there.

Well, that's in front of the door, isn't it? It's heavy you know.

You're right, you're right. Come on, over here. That's it.

Come on, that's it. No, hang on. Maybe just...

Ooh! Oh, my back.

SHE TITTERS Ooh!

Oh! Bobby, are you OK?

Oh, hang on, hang on. Might be a trick. Bobby?

SIREN WAILS

CAMERA CLICKS

INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER

What are we looking at? Someone clubbed him with the... club.

OK. Any intel? Potential suspects? Witnesses? Who are we looking at?

A murder has happened right under your noses, and not one single lead?

We are here on a very important case.

A lost toy! It's an antique malotte...

Marotte... marotte, actually. Let me see him!

Let the police do their work. SHE WAILS

Come on, Fenella. Come on, love, come on.

Poor Fenella.

That clown has got the right idea.

This room is now out of bounds. Professionals only.

- Don't rise to it. - I'm going to wipethat smirk right off his face.

I'm going to find the marotte and I'm going to find Bobby's killer.

- You do realise I can hear you. Mm-hmm. - Oh, yeah.

- Oh! - Oh, dear. - Is your back still hurting?

Have a seat. Go on, relax.

Oh... WHOOPEE CUSHION BLOWS RASPBERRY

THEY LAUGH Oh! Can we please just focus?

Now, the spouse is often first in the frame.

See, I thought she seemed genuinely distraught at his death.

Well, she might have been faking it. She's a performer, remember.

Mm. Stefan was very angry about being barred from the house.

Yeah, but did he have a beef with Bobby?

IN ITALIAN ACCENT:I'll see what I can discover at his house.

Good luck. Yeah, I'd rather take my chances

with an angry accountant than a house full of creepy clowns.

I don't find Giggles creepy. I thought he was quite sweet.

And he was very good at calming the residents after we found Bobby.

Yeah, he did seem pretty together, unlike when we arrived.

- I mean, him and Bobby were having a real go about something. - Mm.

HE HUMS

- Hi. - Ah, morning. Coffee or tea?

- Er... No, we're good, thanks. - Oh.

We think we've found something marotte-related.

A few thousand pounds stashed in Bobby's room.

We were wondering if he sold the marotte

and spent most of the proceeds. Oh, I do hope not.

The other day, when we arrived, you and Bobby were having a row.

What was that about?

HE SIGHS

He wanted to hand out flyers of his tour at Jolly's memorial.

He always took the spotlight, you know.

- His ego was just unbearable. - So, you knew they were leaving, then?

They weren't. Look, Fenella had just signed up

to go clowning at the local hospital with me.

She never would have let down a bunch of sick kids.

- Are you sure about that? - Absolutely.

Now... HE CLEARS THROAT AND WHISTLES

...if you'll excuse me, I have got to go

and check on preparations in the tent.

Whoa! Heel, Fido. Heel, boy.

What do you think about that, then? It's an invisible dog.

No, I mean, what he said about Bobby.

Oh, yes. Well, he clearly found him really annoying,

but is that motive to kill?

So, were Fenella and Bobby going to stay or go?

The cash, the van, the tour schedule...

- That would all suggest go. We need to talk to her. - Mm.

IN ITALIAN ACCENT:Mamma mia!

I know. It's a lot.

On telephone earlier, you said

you and Mr Jolly not on good terms, so why you take it all?

Why should that bunch of scroungers get to keep it all?

Anything valuable here I'll just sell. The rest you can junk.

Capisco. Understood.

SHE SIGHS

- Not upstairs. - Or down here. - She might be in the tent.

Ha-ha! Monsieur le gendarme. We have caught the culprits.

Is this what you called me for? These two arrived here yesterday.

- They're too incompetent to be stage crew. - Hey!

I can't believe anyone here would kill Bobby. It must have been them.

You want me to arrest them, then? Oui.

Oh, don't be silly. You know we're not murderers.

They're PIs. I hired them to find who took Jolly's marotte.

- To spy on us? - Mon dieu!

Look, if we don't get it back, we'll lose our home.

So, please, please, whoever took it, own up. All will be forgiven.

We won't forgive you in a hurry for this intrusion. You...

GIGGLES:No, you don't understand.

Yeah, sorry. We should have told you who we were.

Could we have a word in private? If you must.

I've got 101 props to prep for the show.

- Mind you don't kick the bucket on the way out. - Nice!

Bobby wouldn't sell the marotte.

His respect for the circus legacy ran deep. Too deep.

How do you mean?

He came from a long line of clowns, running back generations.

But the glory days of the Bonko Circus were long gone.

Less and less audience, more and more debt.

- It became unsustainable. - Were youthinking of packing it all in?

Well, I persuaded him to come to Jolly's commune

- for a break, a rest. - But he was keento get back out on the road?

Yeah, we did see the tour schedule.

Sorry, we were in your room, cos we were gathering props.

And the flyer, you know. "Bonko's back on tour."Yeah.

He was kidding himself. Even if our act had still been popular,

we couldn't deliver night after night,

not with Bobby's drinking and... and my dodgy knees.

I'm tired of being on the road.

And I love what Jolly's created here.

Yeah, it is kind of amazing.

Yeah. But Bobby couldn't see what I saw.

Must have been hard to convince someone who was so strong-willed.

- Impossible. - Did you ever thinkabout leaving him?

I couldn't. Beneath all that swagger,

Bobby was as fragile as glass.

And he did love us, in his way. He needed me.

Fenella? Are these two charlatans upsetting you?

Oh, they're just doing their job. Did you want something?

Just to say I won't be performing after all.

Oh, Magali, why? It's not for me, not any more.

Instead, I tend my roses.

Now, the fundraiser's falling apart.

Magali's out, and I can't do my act without Bobby.

- Maybe we could help? - What? - Be in the act?

- Yeah.No!Yeah.No! - Yeah.- No!

Why not? I could take the role of Bobby.

You simply fall victim to my slapstick tricks.

- There you go. - Yes!

We can't be clowns! Try these on. Great!

What are you doing? I don't know. I don't know.

It just seemed like a good idea.

We're supposed to be finding the marotte and solving a murder.

Yeah, but look at it like this. You know, this way

we can get closer to the suspects, and we can lure them in and...

You're not thinking clearly... HORN BLARES

Stop that... Listen... HORN BLARES

Come on, it could be fun.

Well, listen, no. We can't. We've got to think...

Lu? Lu? Lu? Lu! Lu!

Oh! SHE SCREAMS AND GASPS

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh...

SHE SCREAMS

SHE GASPS

Oh! Oh, that's just me. OK, pull yourself together.

Marotte.

OK.

SHE SCREAMS

Oh!

SHE GASPS Sit down, breathe.

Now, what happened?

Runaway noses, heads on shelves!

IN ITALIAN ACCENT:I cannot hide it. I hate clowns.

What, even though you're a circus expert?

Me, too.

I guess your papa, Jolly... His name was Gerald...

...before he ran away with the circus.

I was nine when he left. That must have been very difficult.

Are you sure you're OK?

Allora, can I trouble you for, um... How you say? ..sugair?

Sugar.

- Ah. Oh, grazie. - OK.Thank you.

Right, what have we got?

Ooh, perhaps a marotte?

- What are you doing? - Oh... SHE SHRIEKS

HE GROANS

OK. Please pick up!

OK. We're on our way.

I knew he was a bad 'un. Wait for me!

- You stay here. - No, no, no.

If you're taking Stefan down, I'm playing my part.

Giggles, being a detective is a serious business.

- Oh! - Come on!

Oh... Oh, I can't...

- Oh, do the seat. - Try headfirst.- Yes.

- That's not going to work. - That'snot going to work, is it? No.- No.

Oh, OK.

- Bea! - Where are you?

- Oh! - Unhand her, you rogue.

What's happened? It's all right, it's only us.

She slammed the door in my face. Coffee went all down me.

What's with the sword?

Oh, that's Jolly's. He did sword-swallowing.

I wanted her to value it.

I thought you said they were undercover as stagehands.

Where's Jolly's marotte?

Ma... what? I don't even know what that is.

But you do know something about Bobby's death.

What's my stationery got to do with anything?

There was an envelope just the same as this,

full of cash, in Bobby's room. What were you paying him for?

Who says I was?

You were planning a peaceable eviction.

- What's that? - It's a legal wayto remove squatters.

You can't use force, but you can change the locks if everyone's out.

All right, so, I bribed Bobby to get everyone out of the house

for a few hours. So what? How could Bobby do such a thing?

He didn't. He reneged on the deal and kept the cash.

That must have made you angry. I didn't kill him!

I should have guessed he'd let me down. Circus folk always do.

Oh, yeah? Well, what about you, then, eh?

Hmm? Plotting to throw old folk out onto the street.

How cruel can you get? Dad was the cruel one.

He abandoned me and my mum and never looked back.

That's not true. He tried to contact you,

but your mother blocked him. I don't believe you.

Just trying to protect you, I suppose. But as you grew up,

Jolly just persuaded himself that, you know,

you were better off without him.

I mean, I did try to change his mind, but...

Look, the truth is, Stefan, he deeply regretted

the pain he caused you and your mother.

Well, it's too late. I want you all out of my father's house.

Shame on you!

Sorry again about the whole, er... wah!

Poor guy.

Eurgh! Why are you guys dressed like that?

Oh, don't worry. You don't need to be scared.

- Oh... Oh. - It's fine. - No, no, no, thank you. No, no.

Oh, here you are. Come on, we need to finish getting ready

- for the show. - We've got to finishthe marotte hunt in here.

- Oh, here. Hold that, will you? - Ha! - HORN BLARES

Have you invited Annie to the show?

No, no, I didn't bother, yeah. You inviting Cassius?

No, I didn't bother, either. It's not really his thing, is it,

and I've definitely worn more flattering outfits.

Oh, I don't know. All the bright colours.

I like them better than camel.

Hmm. I didn't think you cared about my fashion choices.

Well, I mean, obviously, I don't. I was just, um...

I thought... Oh, look, what's this? Oh, what ARE these?

Ooh, hello! They're racy. Do you recognise her?

I recognise that tattoo.

Come on.

Ah, good, your faces need doing.

Magali, I think we've got something that belongs to you.

MAGALI GASPS

Oh, the shame! He promised me to destroy them.

Who? What are these?

Reminders of a dark time in my youth.

Did Bobby use those to blackmail you into being in the show?

And you killed him to save your reputation?

- What? - Pas moi! I did not kill!

It was, er...

Hmm... He-he-he...

GROANING Oh, here we go.

Witch? Er... Egypt?

Um...

Toilet brush?

- Barry Manilow. - Head on a stick?

- The marotte! - Hmm, um...

Ring? Married?

Um... Glug-glug-glug-glug. Ugh! Bobby?

Er... Ugh! The marotte killed Bobby?

SHE SIGHS

Oh. An angry bull? A bull fight?

Grrr... Tiger? Vicious? Cat?

Lu. Ha-ha! Jolly's marotte is cursed.

Jolly dies after giving it to Giggles.

I take it from the box and Bobby dies.

- You took it? - Why didn't you just saythat in the first place?

Then, today, I hear a bird in the circus tent.

IN FRENCH ACCENT: A bird? It's bad luck. Circus superstition.

I fear the marotte will hurt someone in the show.

I can't bear it in the house any more.

So, you take it and you put it where?

Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm. Hmm-mm.

Lu? Lu! This is taking forever.

- Ow! - What you doing in there?

You should have gone before we came out.

Oh, don't be ridiculous. I'm looking for the marotte!

It could be anywhere.

Have you got your diddly-squat, prodding thing,

- 220, or whatever it is? What? - Your metal detector.

Oh, yes. Ooh. TROUSERS TWANG

TROUSERS MAKE COMEDIC NOISES Oh! Whoop-hey.

- TROUSERS MAKE COMEDIC NOISES Ah! - Ooh! Aye!

METAL DETECTOR WHIRRS

DETECTOR WHISTLES Oh, here, here.

- There, there. - Shall I dig?- Yes.

Oh, I've got something for you to sit on.

Oh, what else have you got in there?

Wouldn't you like to know?! THEY GIGGLE

- Somewhere here? - Yeah, keep going.

- Oh, there's something.Oh. Look, there. - Yes.- Get it out.

Frank, why am I doing the dirty work?

- Oh, Frank! - You beauty!- Oh.

Take them right over to the tent.

It's nee-ee-early show time.

- We've got some news. - You found it?

We're saved. We're saved?

No, it's... Sorry, it's not great news.

We're pretty sure it's not 400 years old.

I mean, what do you mean?

Well, I ain't got my glasses. What does it say?

It's made in Taiwan.

I can't believe we didn't realise it was a... just a replica.

No, the little fella certainly kept that under his hat, didn't he?

FRANK LAUGHS

So, it's not just a farewell to Jolly, then.

It's a... It's a farewell to our beautiful commune, too.

I'm so sorry, Giggles.

I got to get ready.

Poor Giggles.

- Bang goes our bonus. - Oh! - I meant, poor Giggles, poor...

Hey, what happened? Well... The marotte is worthless.

It looks like Giggles and his friends are going

to lose the commune. Oh, that's terrible!

There's got to be another way to raise the funds, though.

Well, there's ticket sales, but I just don't think it'll be enough.

Come on, we should go and warm up, or whatever clowns do.

Or we could take all this off and go to the Mucky Mallard?

No, Fenella's counting on us, and there's still a murder to solve.

And I've come to watch you, even though this is nightmare fuel.

Come on. We don't want Kinley to have the last laugh, do we?

Yeah, let's get on with it. Come on, don't be scared.

- Oh. - Oh. - FRANK LAUGHS MENACINGLY

Take your seats, ladies and gentlemen.

The magic is about to begin.

- Magali, you're here! Bea, this is Magali Maurel. - Hi.

You should get back out there, you know. You'd be magnificent.

I'd look like an old fool.

They'd laugh at me, and not in a good way.

No, no, they wouldn't. They'd adore you,

cos you're a legend. Always have been, always will be.

And nothing beats the buzz of a live audience.

Oh, I wish I could see your act. Lu's told me all about it.

It is amazing.

OK. I require make-up and my white gloves.

- Fetch them from the house. Room seven. - OK, on it.

- Eee!Ooh! - Boo-boo-boo-boo. - LU LAUGHS

Come on.

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

BUZZING Oh, oh! Oh, not again!

Sorry, I can't help myself. I just don't like electric shocks.

No, no, there's no electricity involved. Look, it is...

a clockwork mechanism inside that makes the buzz,

and it's just a simple vibration. No way! Clockwork?

- Yeah. - Can I have a go?Be my guest.- Oh.

CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS That is my cue.

Ladles and jellybeans,

we-we-we-welcome to the circus!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You're not seriously locking everyone out

while they're doing the show. Stefan, no.

Look, this is my house. But it's their home.

It has been for years. Where's your empathy?

Don't lecture me on that. My father...

Abandoned you. Yeah, I know. I get it.

My folks didn't exactly do the best by me, either.

What do you mean? Oh, I was a child star on TV.

I knew you looked familiar. Yeah. My mum and dad...

Let's just say they mismanaged the money I made

and we didn't speak for years.

But I started to realise that being bitter,

it hurt me more than it hurt them.

And even if I couldn't forgive them, I had to move on.

Well, even if I wanted to forgive, I can't. Dad's gone.

But his circus mates, they aren't the enemy.

They're your last connection to him. Come and see their tribute to Jolly,

to Gerald. You don't have to stay for the whole thing.

Jolly was my mentor, my oldest and dearest friend.

You'll also have heard of the shocking death

of Bobby Bonko, husband to Fenella.

Huge personality.

We'll miss both him and Jolly enormously.

Jolly was utterly at home here, in this ring,

entertaining with his fabulous slapstick

and perfect comic timing.

Every performance was imaginative, inventive, unique,

and with his talent came modesty.

I mean, goodness knows, he wouldn't want me prattling on about him.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

He'd cut my speech short with some hilarious tomfoolery.

LAUGHTER

I wish he still could.

- Oh, dear. Oh. - Come and sit down.

- There you go. - I know we all wishJolly was still here with us...

Are you OK?

It was me that found him, you know, Jolly, lying on the landing.

Must have been awful.

Mm. The look in his eyes will haunt me all my days.

Total shock, like he'd been scared to death.

I'm so sorry.

- Did you say on the landing? - Mm, mm.

Lu, I think I know who killed Bobby. And I think I know why.

As Jolly would wish, on with the show!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS

- That's a lot of pies. - Ah, theclassic tricks are always the best.

Jolly and me, we did a pie fight in our act.

Looked spontaneous, choreographed to a T.

Ooh, skilful. Unlike, say,

jumping out of a box and shouting "boo".

Oh, yeah. Bobby did that to us. He did it to everyone. Idiot!

Hmm, even Jolly? Well... I don't know about that.

We think you do know, cos we think that's what caused

his heart attack. You worked it out.

- What? - Yeah, you see, that box was on the landing

until we moved it down,

and Magali said she found Jolly's body on the landing,

and that he looked terrified.

Wouldn't you, if you'd just had a heart attack?

- You're sweating. - Well, it's hotout there, under the lights.

When did you realise that Bobby caused Jolly's heart attack?

HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

You confronted him about it, didn't you?

Look, I do not know what you're talking about.

There was a wire, just like this, beside Bobby's body.

I couldn't work out what it was before

but, thanks to our little chat, I now know it was the driving force

behind your favourite trick, the joy buzzer.

You were there, Giggles. I wasn't. I was in the tent.

Yeah? Can anyone vouch for that?

Come on, when did you work it out?

DISTANT APPLAUSE

When I saw him pranking you two.

Bonko! LAUGHTER

- Are you all right, Niles? - I'm fine.

Bobby, for goodness sake! Oh, stop moaning, woman! He'll live.

I just went to talk to him, you know,

to tell him to take responsibility, to... to say sorry.

I should have known he never would.

Bobby Bonko never apologised for anything his entire life.

That's what happened, isn't it?

You pranked Jolly, and then, he died.

Oh, don't be ridiculous!

And then, you left him for Magali to find,

instead of raising the alarm. I mean, we might have saved him.

Oh, impossible. He was a goner. Oh, you admit it, huh?

You saw him die and you did nothing!

Hey, I did the old guy a favour. Better to go out with a bit of drama

than fade away in this mouldy mansion.

Oh! Oh, you are a monster.

Get out and don't ever come back!

Hey, don't you worry, I'm going. Back on the road where I belong,

not here with you sad circus has-beens.

HE CHUCKLES Hey, you should've seen his face.

Oh, I thought he were faking it, but then he just froze.

Ugh! And then he fell.

Dead as a dodo! HE LAUGHS

Argh! BOBBY GROANS

THUD

HE GASPS

He...

Jolly was a hundred times the clown Bobby ever was.

He didn't deserve to die that way...

...to be so cruelly mocked.

It's time to go, Giggles.

- Oh, no, it isn't. - Oh, yes, it is.

- Isn't.Is. - Isn't.- Is.

Oh, you know the saying, the show must go on!

Oh, no, not again!

CHEERING

GIGGLES LAUGHS

Hey, hey!

- Come here, you! - Oh, Frank!

That way, this way. GIGGLES LAUGHS

Get him. Get him, Lu!

Excuse me. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

GIGGLES LAUGHS

Sorry, sorry. Oh, sorry.

AUDIENCE GASPS

LAUGHTER

GASPS

ALL:Whoa...

Whoa...

CHEERING

APPLAUSE

CHEERING

I'm sorry, I truly am.

I was only trying to protect Jolly's legacy.

What will happen to the commune now?

I've decided you can stay, but you'll have to start paying rent.

Well, the hospital clowning job doesn't pay that much.

- Hey, you're going viral. What? - What? Who is?

Yeah, all of you. "Killer clown's crazy capture."Oh!

I set up an online fundraiser. The money's rolling in.

Wow, amazing! We really can stay? I'll get the contract drawn up.

The commune is saved!

CHEERING

- How much audience? - Over 100,000.

Tell me more about this Tickly-Tok.

Finally conquering your fear of clowns, I see.

EXCITED CLAMOURING

You two look ridiculous.

Oh, I dunno. Couple of clowns just solved a case you couldn't,

so who looks ridiculous now?

Lu, come on, that's not fair. Joe works really hard.

Come on, I appreciate you.

All right, Hathaway. BUZZING

THEY LAUGH

Very good!

WHIZZING

THEY LAUGH

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