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Go ahead, you know you can do it. Remember, you have perfect aim.

You are a champion knife thrower. When I say the word...

EXHALES We have a problem...

Are you practising your act on staff again?!

And you're back to sleep.

We definitely talked about this.

I'm making sure everything works properly.

The Omniscient Octavius is used to playing arenas

and stadiums not this shoebox!

It is an intimate show, for charity.

You've got other things to worry about.

A volunteer from last week is saying that you messed up.

- Ludicrous! - Yeah. Well, she's suingyou for emotional distress

and the lawyers think that you should pay up, just in case.

The Omniscient Octavius doesn't make mistakes.

This woman is lying.

We just need to find someone who can help us prove it.

Or I could wear lilac because I'm not just a bridesmaid,

am I? I'm sort of, maid of honour,

so it's a little bit more special. Frank!

- What? - I'm talking. - Hm, yeah.

Oh...

Where's Bea? She's over an hour late.

I know. It's not good for her first day, is it?

MOBILE ALERT

Aw, it's Casanova again!

It's Cassius!

Is he going to be your plus one for Lia's wedding?

I haven't asked him. I mean,

we haven't even been on a date yet.

You message each other all the time, like a soppy schoolgirl!

I just don't want to rush things, you know?

Rush things? You met at

a singles party where you sniff each other's dirty clothes.

I think you're way past that.

Do you think I should ring Bea, maybe she's forgotten?

Morning.

Oh, hello.

Bea! Sebastian did tell you we started at nine, right?

Sorry, I thought that was a joke.

Here.

He said you liked them and I got a lifetime's supply as part of my contract.

Brilliant!

Oh, I love the taste of these. It's the nuts!

No, it's the honey.

? Toasty Puffs, Toasty Puffs, Sweet and round and roasty Puffs.#

? Loved from coast to coasty Puffs Toasty Toasty Puffs. ?

Toasty Puffs!

Sorry, we should probably stop singing that, shouldn't we?

It's fine, really. I loved that, I was a Toasty Puffs Kid.

Why? Because you had 25 years of free cereal?

And because I got to touch so many people's lives.

Not many actors can say that about their body of work.

Right, um... how about some tea?

Oh! You read my mind, Frank. No milk, two sugars, please.

- Ah! - Oh...

Are we sure this is a good idea? Yeah, course. Hey, Bea, Bea... Make yourself at home.

EXPLOSION

Shakespeare and Hathaway,

consider yourselves hired by The Omniscient Octavius.

Hi, Robyn Stone.

I called you earlier? We are your ten o'clock.

Ah... I didn't realise you were from Stratford, Mr Knight.

The Omniscient Octavius.

This provincial town may have been my place of birth,

but Vegas is my true, spiritual home.

Yeah, I know cos I saw your show there once,

actually, for my friend's 40th, Susie.

And you told this guy he could float,

and he just did it. He just did it. It was amazing.

How did you do that?

The Omniscient Octavius never divulges his secrets.

Very good. Right, yes, so, erm,

you're being sued by a disgruntled member of the audience?

We're in the middle of a UK tour. This woman,

Tina Moon, volunteered to go on the stage at the Birmingham show.

Did you make her float as well? No, I made her think she was a chicken.

Oh, egg-cellent!

- Sorry. - Ah...

And now she's claiming that every time she hears

the word "nuggets" that she starts squawking and flapping again.

And the worst part is, she works at McWingy's fast foods.

And, guess what their best seller is.

What?

Nuggets.

Nuggets, yes.

So this Tina is trying to extort money out of you?

Show them.

So, this was posted online by a member of the audience.

I put my volunteers into a hypnotic trance,

so they are at their most suggestable.

"And hears the word "nuggets"..."

Then I set up the behaviour the act requires.

I use a trigger word to bring it out...

"And you're awake, Tina,

"I understand you work at a fast food restaurant?"

"McWingy's, yeah. So?"

"I hear the burger and fries are very good,

"but tell me how are the nuggets?

CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN

CHUCKLES FROM AUDIENCE

But I always establish a break word.

It turns off the trigger and breaks

and cancels the hypnosis, for good.

"Although it might make a nice omelette."

AUDIENCE LAUGHTER

"I seriously thought I was a chicken."

"Tina, everybody."

Observe.

I write down the verbal cues I use in advance of each performance.

That's the day of the Birmingham show.

As soon as she heard "omelette", Tina would have gone back to normal.

So, the word "nuggets" wouldn't have an effect on her now.

This woman is a fraudster and a charlatan,

and I want her exposed. Do not let me down!

EXPLOSION

Sorry about that. Um...

No...

No. She did it all again. Squawking, flapping, the works.

No thank you. I'm all nuggeted out.

She'll slip up, eventually.

Ah, I really miss Sebastian, don't you? He'd have loved this.

MOBILE ALERT

Oh! Cassius!

He wants to take me out tomorrow night.

What shall wear? What shall I do with my hair?

Wash it?

Now I really do miss Sebastian.

What shall I say back? Hi, there.

Seb told me you like tea

and biscuits when you're on a stake-out. So...

That's very thoughtful, but we're actually undercover here.

Hence... I thought I could help.

My Welsh accent is very "da". Means good,

I'll be better on the night, but biscuits...

CAR HORN

Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry.

Do you want tea?

No, we'll just have the biscuits.

Suspect, three o clock. Heading right this way!

We have CCTV covering this whole carpark,

so any dodgy stuff will be caught on tape.

We're not... We're not together. She wasn't, I mean.

- We were just having lunch. - How manytimes have you been in today?

Yeah...

That snake Octavius sent you to catch me out, didn't he?

You're harassing a member of staff. What's your registration?

BOTH: Nuggets!

CLUCKS LIKE CHICKEN

Thank you. Thank you so much...

So, you didn't catch her out?

No, sorry. We'll try a different tactic next time.

Robyn!

Who altered my cloak?

You'd think he'd know, being omniscient.

You asked for it to be longer, remember,

so it would "billowed more impressively"?

Not this long! You incompetent fool!

I will not appear on stage like some cut-price superhero!

I'll have costume bring you an alternative.

Now I hear that you have some fans who are desperate to meet you.

Oh, well, in that case I'll grace them with my presence.

- Bit rude. - He's not the best withpeople, but I can handle him.

What I cannot handle is this weather. Why is it always so wet?

Yes, I suppose you're used to the desert.

I'm a Vegas girl through and through. I never thought I would leave.

So why did you? I mean, I can think of nicer bosses to work for.

Well, I'm under contract with Octavius,

and it's good money.

He might like calling me an "incompetent fool",

but his bark is worse than his bite.

Octavius... Octavius!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on, now. You can't come in here.

No, look I've told you, I've told you, you can't come in.

I just want to talk. Please. Octavius, please.

It's fine, we used to work together.

OK, all right, then.

I've nothing to say. Just go home, Nick.

Nick? No, no, I'm still The Astounding Pyramus.

You think you're this "omniscient wonder".

Well, we both know I'm the talented one.

So, pick a card, go on, pick a card.

Leave, Nick, before you embarrass yourself any further.

Wait, your cards.

We used to be in a double act together.

It's sad to see how pathetic he's become.

Now, the Omniscient Octavius must focus his powers before

the performance, locate his third eye.

Why? Have you lost it?

How do you two feel about being in the show?

Say what now?

I need two volunteers who know

each other well, which you clearly do.

APPLAUSE

So when I say the word "snug" this pair will think they've swapped bodies with each other.

AUDIENCE GASPS

And you're back with me.

Oh!

You ruined my life!

I'll teach you to set private investigators on me!

I'm so sorry, I don't know how she got past security.

The incompetent fool strikes again!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING The Omniscient Octavius will not

tolerate such abuse. This show's over!

AUDIENCE MURMURS

APPLAUSE

So, you never got to do your body swap trick?

Nah, it wouldn't have worked anyway.

I knew what was going on the whole time.

Yeah, right.

Oh, is this for the big date? Where's he taking you?

It's curry night at the Mucky Mallard.

No, he's taking me to

the fabulous new French restaurant in town.

- Oh, la la. - Oui, oui!

Er, Bea, What are you doing with these files?

Just making some space in the cabinet. It's all getting a bit snug.

Snug... Snug.

It's all getting a bit snug. Snuuug... Snuuuug...

Lu?

Yes? Frank?

Yes!

We've actually swapped bodies!

Someone must have said the trigger word.

No, I'll drive. It's my car.

But it's this face, on the licence.

Frank. Wait, Frank... Frank.

Don't panic, he'll be up here,

Octavius always insists on packing the props himself.

Octavius... Octavius?

Looks like he's been crushed. Is he breathing?

It must have come loose.

Police, please, there's been a horrible accident.

No, this wasn't an accident,

this rope's been cut...

...this was murder.

POLICE RADIO CHATTER

I cannot believe he's actually gone.

I know, I know. It's such a shock.

Did Octavius happen to tell you our break word before he died?

Frank... What? He didn't share any of them with me,

he never let me look at, let alone touch, his diary.

I bet it's in his pocket, come on. We can't search a dead body.

Besides, someone might see us. We need to ask Keeler.

Hey, Keeler!

I told you,

we'll be taking your statements in due course.

No, we just want to try

and find a diary that the victim used to keep with him.

Not that it's any of your business, but we found nothing on the body.

Ahhh... Ahhhh, we're going to be stuck like this forever,

I can't breathe, I'm going to be sick.

What's going on? This is odd, even for you.

They got Freaky Friday-ed. You know the old swip-swap.

Octavius hypnotised them last night,

and his diary has the password thingy to snap them out of it.

So you think you're Frank. Yep.

And you think you're Lu? Yeah.

And you need someone to say this "magic word" thingy?

Yeah.

- Amazing! - So, if you find the diaryyou'll let us know, right?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I mean,

it's evidence so you know it takes time,

it will have to be checked and logged.

I mean, you know, Frank... Frank, things could take time,

weeks, months, years.

No, Frank, he's not worth it. KEELER CHUCKLES

This is the best day of my life.

I bet the killer took the diary.

Well, we need to find it, before Keeler does.

MOBILE ALERT

Oh...

Aw, it's a message from Cassius. Ah, look,

he is rescuing a baby dolphin from a fishing net in Senegal.

Oh, that's rubbish. It's not even doing any tricks.

Hey, I've got a video you can send him,

Um, it's a guy getting hit by a golf ball, right in the...

No... No. can't send that. In fact,

I've got to cancel this date until this whole mess is sorted.

Probably best.

There she is.

Tina?

You two... Still trying to catch me out?

Right now, we're more concerned

with whether you killed Octavius Knight.

Oh, please, I've already had the coppers sniffing around.

Yes, I threw nu... Reconstituted poultry chunks at him,

I was angry.

But I was in the middle of suing him,

and now he's dead I won't see a penny, will I?

So, you don't have his diary?

Why are you wasting your time with me?

Loads of people hated Octavius.

Go and hassle that assistant of his instead.

What, Robyn?

When I was waiting to go on stage in Birmingham,

I heard them having a massive row.

Something about her being offered a job back in Vegas.

Oi, Tina, hurry up.

I've got to go. I can't afford to lose this job,

especially now I'm not getting my compensation.

A job back home?

That sounds like something Robyn would have wanted.

Yeah, except she wouldn't have been able to do it

because she was under contract to Octavius.

So, we should probably have a word.

What about Tina?

If there's any chance she knows the whereabouts of

the diary, we need to keep an eye on her.

Bea was desperate to get more involved.

LAUGHTER

Oi! You lot, clear off!

Thanks for that.

The new girl, yeah?

Angharad. I'm on a trial shift.

I'm Tina.

Look, don't let those kids give you any grief, and don't show weakness.

This isn't exactly what I expected when I was given the job.

I know how you feel. I've been here three years.

How do you stand it?

Well, I won't have to much longer,

I've got an exit strategy,

I'll be out of here before you know it.

I thought Octavius would have locked his diary away in here.

And did he?

I mean, there's a bunch of them, but not the one from this year.

Er... May I?

Sure.

It doesn't look like Octavius trusted you much.

He didn't trust anybody.

He was "The Omniscient Octavius", everyone else was mere mortals.

I couldn't work for someone like that.

You must have been thrilled when you got that job offer back in Vegas.

You know about that? It must have been frustrating,

having to turn it down because of your contract here.

Wait, so what you think I killed Octavius

so I could take that job? Look, at first, I was...

Afraid? Were you petrified?

Excited,

they wanted me to produce an entire new show.

But then reality hit, I wasn't experienced enough,

and I would just mess it up. So, I emailed them and turned it down.

I only signed up with Octavius after that. Look,

my new contract's in here somewhere. One second, I saw it, here.

Check the dates.

If I wanted to take that job in Vegas, I would have.

I didn't need to kill Octavius.

What are those?

Look like threatening letters, addressed to Octavius.

They arrived when he started in Vegas.

He's had a few crazy fans along the years.

"You think you're some omniscient wonder", I recognise that phrase.

Yeah, the guy, the guy with all the cards, the angry one...

The Astounding Pyramus.

I bet he sent those.

This can't be it, can it?

It says on the website this is where

The Astounding Pyramus is performing.

RECORD PLAYS

Voces mysticae!

Oh, hang on. SNORING

Vo... Voces mysticae!

SNORING CONTINUES

Thank you. I've been The Astounding Pyramus!

Thank you very much.

Oh, for you...

Oh, no, thanks. No, please,

just put them in some water, they'll be fine.

So, are you looking for

a magician? I do weddings, birthdays, funerals.

Er, no, actually. We've come to talk to you about a murder.

Me and Octavius, we were a double act for years.

We got headhunted for Vegas.

The Americans really liked my stuff.

I was a master of prestidigitation back then.

Prestidigi-what?

It means sleight of hand.

- So, what happened? - Ha...

During the audition for the financial backers,

well, my tricks, they all went wrong.

I was a disaster.

And Octavius managed to convince the producers

to drop me from the billing

and he took our show to Vegas without me.

Ouch.

Hence the letters.

Yeah, well, I was left with nothing,

I had a wife and child to support.

I tried suing him for performing

an act that we'd work on together, but he was clever.

He'd created his own holding company "Octavius Productions".

So, you never got your prestidigi... your "magic mojo" back?

I couldn't shake the feeling that he'd done something

to me. He never liked sharing the limelight.

He'd rehearse his act on me. The day before the audition,

he put me under.

So, you think Octavius hypnotised you into being a bad magician?

Yeah, it sounds bonkers, I know. No, we understand. Believe us.

Obviously, I couldn't prove anything,

especially with him in Vegas.

But when I saw he was coming back to Stratford, I thought,

"Well, I'm gonna have it out with him,

"once and for all," you saw how that turned out.

So, you went back the next day, and tampered with the set?

No... No.

I wanted to find out if he did do this to me.

Now, with him dead, I'll never find out, will I?

And any chance of lifting this curse has gone!

Oh... And then he was gone, in a puff of smoke.

Sorry, sorry.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

I can explain.

And... Voces...

...mysticae!

Oh, he was good, wasn't he?

Maybe Octavius did do something to him?

What, some kind of hypno-jinx thing? How would that even work?

Well, how would this, even work? What?

This, you know... Frank, what if we never switch back?

Stop panicking, Lu.

We just need to find Octavius' killer,

they'll have the diary, and then we'll get our break word.

But how? The killer could be any of this lot.

They all have good reason to want to see him dead,

and equally good reasons not to.

Hang on.

Tina said she was worried about getting compensation now

Octavius is dead, she said that's why she wouldn't have killed him.

But Nick said he'd set up a holding company.

Here...

Yes, see, Tina's claim was made against "Octavius Productions", not

Octavius personally. She's in line to get a big pay out.

MOBILE ALERT

It's Bea. SOS...

What are you doing out here? I thought you were at McWingy's?

Tina caught me going through her bag.

She thought I was a thief and I panicked.

I told her the truth and ran away.

Oh, great, so you blew your cover?

That's a bit harsh.

I'm just saying, if Tina is the killer she's not

gonna lead us to the diary now, is she?

Oh, no!

I'm going to be stuck like this forever.

I'm so sorry, I've never broken character before.

Even when I went down with noro-virus mid-performance of Annie.

I'm sorry, maybe Shakespeare & Hathaway isn't a good fit for you after all?

You're firing me?

Well, you did put yourself in a bit of danger there.

I think we could probably do with a trained investigator,

or at the least somebody with a bit of office experience.

Yeah, about that...

I may have accidentally deleted all

the case files from 2017.

Yeah... If you give me a lift to the office, I'll pack my things.

I feel like I've just kicked a puppy.

Or a chicken.

Ah, well, at least this day can't get any worse.

MOBILE ALERT

It's Cassius. He's on his way to the restaurant.

He can't wait to see me, I mean, you.

But I thought you cancelled it.

The text message failed to send.

Ah, well, text him again.

He's already on the way, he'll never speak to me again.

Right, that's it.

"Lu" is going on that date. No, he's not.

Come on, hurry up.

Come on, you look like a bag of spanners.

- Is it in? - Yes!

You do realise Cassius is already here?

Oh, he's gorgeous.

Yeah, if you like that obvious handsome Hollywood thing.

Right, it's showtime. OK, now, be nice,

try and look interested... Oh, and don't eat too much.

Oh, and no bad jokes.

Relax, I've got this!

How do you walk in these things?

Go in!

BELL RINGS

- Ooh! - You look lovely.

Whoa! Cheeky!

It's only our first date.

Of course. Maybe we should order a drink?

Yes, a pint of bitter.

What are you doing? I don't drink beer!

I mean, pink wine is fine.

No, don't be silly. If bitter is what you'd prefer, have that.

I just want you to be yourself.

Well, thank you.

...Is the art of misdirection. Now for my next trick,

I'll need my little helper, my daughter. Come on, muffin.

Wait a minute. "OK, I need you to pick a card."

Of course!

PHOTO SHUTTER

"Nine of clubs?"

BELCHES LOUDLY

Better out than in. Same again.

I am so glad we got to do this, Luella.

- Who? - You!

Me... Me, too. Cheers.

Or not cheers.

You are supposed to be me. Act like it. I don't do that!

So, what does a Sustainability Director do?

My main role is to reduce

the carbon footprint of our products.

- Right. - I'm spearheading

the development of ultra-energy efficient lighting

to support a greener world.

He's so passionate.

So tell me about yourself,

that's what I'm really interested in.

Me, Luella? Me.

No.

Right. yes, OK, well...

I'm partial to a custard cream,

or three. I spend far too much on shoes,

love reality TV. Actually, believe in horoscopes!

No... No. No!

Oh, and I can't eat too much garlic, or I'll be trumpeting all night.

Frank!

Should we order some food?

You've got a nerve. You here to bring back the costume?

Yeah, I'm really sorry,

but I wanted to ask about The Astounding Pyramus.

Who?

Your dad.

What are you talking about? I don't know who that is.

Really? Because he's wearing

a very distinctive ring.

Just like that one.

Dad was given it by the President of

the Magician's Society. That's how good was.

So, you've been working together? Is that how you got into the show?

Dad caused a scene at the stage door,

deliberately dropped his playing cards.

When all eyes were on him, I snuck in.

The true art of magic is the art of misdirection.

Exactly. Dad taught me everything he knew.

So, the "hypnotism gone wrong" claim, that was

a lie all along? Oh! You were faking it!

Octavius stole dad's magical talent. We just wanted to make him to pay.

And that's why you killed him? What? No. I meant pay with cash.

So why risk sneaking into the show?

We needed to get our hands on that diary of his,

see if there was anything in there that might fix dad.

So the stage invasion, that was more misdirection?

When I went for Octavius,

I was actually pick-pocketing him.

Another little trick dad taught me.

But it was no help anyway, dad's break word wasn't in there.

Wait, you've got the diary?

Veal escalopes?

I thought you were thinking about becoming vegan like me?

Was I?Yes, actually.

Cassius loves animals, and so, do I!

Your favourite crisps are smoky bacon!

- I'm sorry? - Yeah, yes, I was thinking of becoming a vegan.

But I just thought, why? You know,

because people are carnivores, aren't they?

And honestly, who really wants to live off a lettuce leaf?

No, no!

I'm sorry, Luella,

but I'm not sure this is going to work.

You're not exactly the person I thought you were.

I understand... Hi... Snout.

Snout!

Snout...

Snout...

I'm me again. Snout...

I'm me again. Thank goodness!

Oh, well done, you found the diary then!

I'm sorry, who's your friend?

- I'm Bea. - Weren't you the ToastyPuffs girl? Oh,

I used to love that cereal. It was the...

It was the honey! The honey.

Oh, I'm back to normal! I don't fancy you anymore.

I mean you're hot, but I wouldn't.

What's happening? Is this a prank show?

No, it's not,

but you are gonna laugh when

I tell you what's happened here. Because basically,

we've been trapped in each other's bodies.

FRANK LAUGHS

I mean, not literally, because that would be crazy.

I mean, in our minds.

Yeah. So, you thought you were on a date with me.

- But she was me. - And he was me, and you thought I was me.

But she thought she was me all along, Do you get it?

No. I'm sorry, I really like you, Luella,

but I'm not looking for anything this complicated.

Enjoy the food. The kale bake is delicious.

Where did you find that?

Tina. I found out she was actually Nick Bottomly's daughter.

So, if Tina had the diary, does that mean she killed Octavius?

I don't think so, I mean she gave me that to help our investigation.

Look at this. It's an entry from last week,

some initials followed by a trigger word and a break word.

IF.

That doesn't match anyone we know.

Yes, it does.

Hi.

Hey. This is all going into storage

because the tour has been cancelled, obviously.

So, are you taking the job in Vegas?

You know what, I'm not sure, honestly.

Why, because you don't want to, or is there something stopping you?

Oh, you found it. That's great.

The day before you signed your contract

with Octavius, there's a diary entry,

let's have a look, the initials IF.

Or "Incompetent Fool". Octavius' favourite insult for you.

He manipulated you like he did with Nick Bottomly,

made sure you'd never leave him.

That is ridiculous.

Right, well, you won't mind if I destroy this then, will you?

No, please don't. It's got my break word in there.

So, when did you realise what he was doing?

After I gave Nick back his playing cards.

He told me his theory about Octavius,

and at first, I just thought he was jealous,

you know. But then I realised,

I helped Octavius rehearse his tricks too.

So, you thought he was influencing you as well?

In Birmingham, I was so certain I was

going to take that job in Vegas.

But then it wasn't till later that I started

to worry that I wasn't good enough,

and then I knew what he'd done.

So this morning I confronted him

and you know, he didn't even deny it.

It was almost too easy. I'm very good at my job you see,

yours is not a very complicated

mind. Much like poor, pathetic Nick.

Then I quit, and I will take that Vegas job.

Oh, Robyn, my deluded, incompetent fool!

No, you won't.

There's a reason my hypnosis has always worked so well,

because deep down you know you're not good enough

for another job. You think you have free will?

I've had complete control over you for years...

...and there's nothing you can do about it. I am the Omniscient Octavius!

Argh! CRASH

So, I had to do it.

He believed he was this all powerful...

that people like me

and Nick were just his puppets to control.

But then after I...

I looked in his pockets for the diary and it wasn't there.

Because Tina Moon had taken it already.

Of course she had. Well, I'm gonna need that.

Er, not until you hand yourself over to the police.

No... No way.

Octavius already had me trapped in a prison of my own fears,

I'm not actually going to prison for him too.

So, I'm gonna need that book.

FRANK CHUCKLES

What are we supposed to be afraid of that? It's a trick knife.

Robyn, stop, look, we get it. We understand.

We understand what it's like to be manipulated by Octavius

and to feel like you're not quite yourself.

I promise you, this is not the way to deal with things.

I have no choice, don't you see that?

You do have a choice.

You can choose to do the right thing.

No! I won't let him win, I can't!

Hey!

Frank? Lu? Are you all right?

POLICE RADIO CHATTER A hand, here.

This is why you wait for the professionals.

Oh, do tell us when one arrives.

CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY

Finally got it in the bag.

"Changeling"? That's my break word?

Yeah, do you feel any different?

No.

Well, you should be back to normal now.

Normal?

I don't even know what normal is anymore.

I mean,

I can make my own decisions now, so, thanks, I guess...

So, you're both finally back in your own annoying bodies then?

You know, even though I thought I was Lu

and everything seemed different,

one thing hasn't changed, my opinion of you.

Thanks... I think.

If I was you,

I'd think twice about working with these two. They're losers.

Actually, I don't work for them, not anymore.

Well, she's smart.

You know, Bea,

you showed really good instincts today,

and you also spotted a connection that we'd missed.

So... And you're... I mean, you're useless at filing,

and your tea is essentially warm milk,

you're probably the worst investigator... Yeah, so, I think what...

I think what Frank's trying to say is that,

erm, we would love to keep you on. Wouldn't we?

- Yeah. - If you want to.

Really? Aaaaaah!

Ooh!

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Voces mysticae!

APPLAUSE

My wonderful daughter.

You know you just can't learn that kind of stage presence.

No, but you can learn how to use a computer.

I'll try, boss.

Hey, bit different to the old people's home?

Oh, don't.

And McWingy's.

Well, it's all thanks

to you guys for finding Dad's break word.

We just knew it had

to be hidden in one of Octavius' diaries.

Thank you very much.

Oh, fans are calling!

I'll get us some more drinks.

That's why we re-hired you.

I am still gutted about Cassius though.

I did really like him and you blew it.

Well, I wouldn't be too sure. If you'd just like to take a look up there...

Oh, hi!

I told him the truth about everything.

He's not bad actually, for a vegan!

Really? Did you? Oh, that's really kind of you, Frank.

Well, I think a bit

of "Lu" might have rubbed off on me.

Hi!

Luella, I can't stop thinking about you.

If you don't have any plans for the rest of the evening,

would you like to join me for dinner?

Yes, I'd love to. Sorry,

I probably should play that cool, but no, I'd love to.

I know just the place. They do a lovely pint of bitter.

Oh, what, now?

- Go. - Yes, OK.

You look lovely, I like that suit.

- Oh, thank you. - Cheers. - Cheers.

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