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(rhythmic music)

- Are you gonna say anything?

- It�s just this was so not the plan.

- I know, okay! I fucked up.

( ? It�s Your Birthday [Happy Birthday] ? by Robyn the Bank )

(notification alert)

- Oh my God. (intriguing music)

(keys clacking)

Oh no. There�s so many.

- Sup? - What? No one!

Sorry. I just... winter ball stuff.

I can�t believe I�m running such a massive event.

- Yeah, well, don�t forget to sign Bun�s permission slip

for the ice fishing trip next week.

(Siaja): Thanks, Mom.

(Neevee): Mm-hmm. You�re a little jumpy.

Try less coffee. (notification alerts)

(fanfare)

- Oh shit.

We forgot Millie�s birthday.

- We didn�t. You did.

I got her the sealskin choker that she wanted.

- Why didn�t you say anything? - I did. A month ago,

I said "Siaja, you know how Millie plans her own birthday

every year? Well, maybe this year, we should do it for her."

And you said, "Don�t worry, Colly-Wolly,

I�ve got it all under control.

It�s gonna be epic." And I said,

"Are you sure you don�t need any help-"

- Okay, okay, I get it. I have been so busy

with the winter ball that I dropped the ball.

- I... I think we can pull something together.

As long as you remembered the beer.

- Colin, I forgot to order the beer.

- What?! That�s all she drinks.

You should have ordered it weeks ago. M... Maybe we postpone.

- No! I�ve missed seven of her birthdays

in between Bun and Ting and Neevee...

I told her I�d make up for all of them tonight!

- Well, then what do we tell Millie?

- Tell Millie what? - Nothing!

Except how gorg you look, my birthday queen.

- Some might even say radiant. (chuckles nervously)

- Yeah.

- Why are you both acting weird? - We�re not!

- Nah, it�s normal. Normal as heck.

(chuckles)

- Anyways, peeps are asking where the party�s at.

What do I tell them?

- That they�ll get the details later.

- Okay, are you sure? Cos you didn�t ask for a guest list.

- We know who you don�t like. Lots of people.

- Okay, cool. Thanks.

- What about your place?

- Nope. New neighbours called bylaw on us twice.

Jason�s a... vocal lover.

Wait a minute. Guess who just got a job subbing?

And he got teacher�s housing.

(Kuuk): Okay, so, to figure out the velocity of a plane,

we divide 2S by S minus 2S. Equals.

Wait, what?

(laughter)

You know what?

I need to brush up on my math a little bit.

Okay, for homework, we�ll do page 156, okay?

And I�ll do it too, and then we�ll just compare next class,

all right? - Hey, Kuuk.

- Hmm. - I got S = 250.

- What?

(students chattering)

- Okay, genius.

- I could tutor you, $100 a session.

- All right, Rufio. See how your homework looks first.

(bell rings)

All right, get out of here.

Go expand your minds.

(student): Okay, bye, Kuuk!

(student): Bye, Kuuk! - I think they like you.

- Thanks.

Hey, thanks for getting me into staff housing so fast.

- Thank Ethan.

He couldn�t hack it. He left town pretty quick.

- Yeah, you don�t really see a lot of Inuit teachers

walking these halls, really.

- Arctic Culture. It�s a vacant program.

You should look into it. The kids could use someone

who really understands them.

- Okay, yeah. No, I will. (students hollering)

- Hey! Take that outside, boys.

(rhythmic music)

(Alexis): Hey, Siaja, come on in!

(door squeaks, closes) Welcome to our new home.

- Oh shit. Wow. Are you okay?

- Oh! Yeah, it�s just, like, a little allergic reaction

that I got from the rabies shots.

Is it, uh... is it that bad?

- No! Oh my God, no. Barely noticeable.

- Okay.

- I came to ask a favour but-

- Here, come on. I�m just making a matcha.

Wait, what�s the favour?

- Well, it�s Millie�s birthday,

and I�m taking an extended coffee break

to try and hunt down a party venue for tonight.

- Oh my God, a party? Just do it here.

- Are you sure? I don�t wanna- - No! So dead serious.

Dude, I haven�t talked to anyone except for Kuuk

and the nurse in, like, five days.

You have no idea how bad I need this.

- Thank you.

And while we�re here,

do you have beer by any chance?

- No. Gluten.

Millie only drinks beer, right?

- Yeah. - I wish that Ice Cove had

a liquor store or something. - Same.

- Yeah, booze orders take way too long to arrive here.

- Anyways. Thank you.

- Wait, do we have a theme? Are we gonna do, like...

cottage-core or like rock star girlfriend?

- You pick.

(energetic music)

- Thank you.

Hey. Venue done. Babysitter done. Cake done.

All that�s left is the beer. Any luck?

(Colin over phone): Working on it.

- Why are you whispering?

(skincare tutorial playing)

- Covert op while Helen is in full penetration mode.

Hold on.

- Yes. I believe in you.

(tutorial): For more youthful skin, gently massage the serum

under your eyes. Remember, ladies: pat,

don�t drag.

- Liquor permits. It lists everybody expecting beer

on today�s flight.

- Colin, you magnificent genius.

I�ll start contacting the people on the list,

see if they�ll give up their beer.

(splat)

(Helen clears throat)

- Hi, Helen. - Hey.

- There�s a really good reason why I�m down here.

- Hey. Levi�s expecting beer on the flight today, right?

You think he might... loan me some?

- No way, he�s got poker tonight. We got Pinot Grigio.

- No, thanks. Wine turns Millie into a slutty ho. Her words.

- It does that to all of us. She ain�t special.

(Jeffrey): Can�t. Already traded that beer for a rare vinyl.

Let�s see what I have here, though.

I got this,

I got... this. (bottles clinking)

Home brew?

- No thanks.

I promise that I can replace the beer by next week.

- Already drank it. - How?

The shipment doesn�t arrive until this afternoon.

- Fine. I just don�t like you.

(quirky music)

(clears throat) - Hey.

- Hey. Didn�t expect you back so soon.

- Yeah, well, I�m desperate.

No, I�m not, like, desperate to see you, like, that�s not...

that�s not what I�m saying. I have a proposition for you.

- Which position we thinking?

- A pro-position is what I was thinking.

I know that you�ve got beer coming in on the flight

today and I was just wondering if I could have it.

I would pay you back, of course.

- Would you?

- I would pay you back financially.

I would give you money, not... but if you want... Sorry.

- Worth it just to see you blush.

- Is that a yes?

( ? Vandalist ? by Noga Erez )

(sing-songy): I have beer.

Or I will as soon as the plane lands.

- Afternoon flight is cancelled. Mechanical issue.

Which means...

- No beer?

- No! How did this happen?

I thought you ordered it weeks ago.

- Of course I did! But then they lost my order

and then they got the wrong shipping information.

It�s just been like... (grunts)

Total nightmare.

- I guess we�ll have to wait until the bar opens on Friday.

Or worse, drink gin.

- Ugh! No, no.

I promised you a party tonight, with beer,

and that is what you�re getting.

- Okay, but with the plane delayed,

everybody�s gonna be dry.

- Not everyone!

- Beer quest! I�ll get my jacket.

(rhythmic music)

- When you said bootleggers, this is not what I imagined.

- Welcome to the dark side.

- Yo. You holding?

- We ain�t got shit for narcs.

- We�re not narcs.

- Yeah, we�re just a bunch of cool cats

looking to buy some alcohol.

- Don�t listen to him. He grew up in a loving home.

You holding or what? - We got what you need.

(cans clanging)

- That isn�t beer.

- We make way more selling pop.

- Good for you, but we need beer.

- Two-Eyed Annie didn�t like us cutting into her business.

- Who�s Two-Eyed Annie?

(dramatic music) (Rufio): Oh boy.

- She�s the most notorious bootlegger Ice Cove

has ever seen.

You gotta be desperate to go to Two-Eyed.

- Yeah. She�s crazy.

- Well, we tried.

- You know where we can find her?

- House 415. Bring cash. And some grapes.

And do not look like a bunch of goody-two-shoes.

- I know you�re not talking about me.

(rhythmic music)

(Alexis sighs)

- Hey.

Do you think hosting a party right now

is a good idea?

- Kuuk, I can�t spend another night alone just sitting here

while you study geometry.

- Algebra. Sorry.

- I�m one bored night away from completely losing it.

Like, my steroid cream still hasn�t gotten here, it�s just...

like, nothing is easy up here.

- Hey, you know, well...

how about we cheat the lighting a little bit, hmm?

(gentle music)

- Sorry.

(Colin): Ahh! No, I�ve got to...

I just don�t know why it has to be me, like...

Oh, is it just me or does this kind of eat?

- Got the grapes. Thirty bucks.

But whatever, it�s my birthday.

- Hey, stop eating our entry fee.

- You look rough. My turn.

Siaja, punch me in the face. - What? No, no way.

- Rufio said we gotta look rough.

- I�m not punching my best friend

in the face on her birthday.

- Best friend, really? I�m standing right here.

- Let me do my part and take one for the team.

Fine, I�ll do it myself.

- No. Millie, no... (Colin wails)

- Oh shit! Are you okay?

- Do I look okay?

- I�m so sorry. You look perfect.

- Sorry, Colin. Okay, let�s go.

- Wait. Someone has to go pay for the grapes.

What? It�s my birthday.

(rhythmic music)

(dogs barking)

- This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.

- Heebie-jeebies, yeah. - I haven�t really spent

that much time in this part of town.

- Colin, it�s really not that bad.

(door opens) (yelling)

- Oh! (horn blares)

(car alarm wails) (Siaja): Is she pregnant?

(horn blares)

(Millie): And that�s House 415.

- Colin! - Hey, whoa!

Don�t knock on a bootlegger�s door.

They�re gonna think we�re cops.

Have you learned nothing?

- Well, we can�t just walk in. What if they have guns?

- Colin, everyone has guns.

- For polar bears, not for fending off unwanted people!

- What?

(Colin clears throat)

- We�re looking for Two-Eyed Annie.

(distant dogs barking)

- No negotiating, no whining.

Give me the grapes.

Put these on.

No eye contact with Annie allowed.

She�ll be with you when she�s ready.

(strained music) - Wow.

I wonder what you guys are gonna do for my birthday.

It�s pretty soon.

(snoring)

- Is Colin asleep? - No.

(snoring continues)

(Colin yawns)

(Jayko): She�s ready to see you.

- Um... yes, sir.

- Hey Annie, we got business!

(Annie): How do I know you ain�t snitches?

- Neevee wouldn�t raise a snitch.

(Annie laughs) - You�re Neevee�s panik?

She fall off the wagon or what?

- Nope. The beer�s for me.

- 300 bucks. Two-four. Cash.

(strained music continues)

(cans clanking)

- You said a two-four. I feel six.

- Yeah. Two plus four equals six.

- Ripoff! We paid for a flat!

- What�d I say about negotiating?

- It�s cool, we�ll take it. - No, they�re screwing us.

- No refunds! (gun cocks)

- There better be a polar bear in here.

- You�re worse than your skank mother.

- Excuse me?!

(Siaja yells) - Oh my God.

- Don�t look at me, you little anaq!

- Oh hell no!

(glass eye pops out, rattles) - Run!

- My eye! My favourite eye!

( ? Been Caught Stealing ? by Jane�s Addiction )

- I got the grapes! - I got the beer!

- I think I killed that guy! (Two-Eyed Annie yells)

(thud) - Ow!

? I�ve been caught stealin�, once when I was five ?

? I enjoy stealin�, it�s just as simple as that ?

(siren blares) (all yell)

- You know what I mean? I feel like I look way hotter

with a tan, and so I started this vacation board

on Pinterest. And I swear to you,

the thought of turquoise water is keeping me alive.

Do you know what I mean?

You know? Cheers to that. (man): Cheers.

(Alexis): And honestly, who knows when they�ll hire

a permanent teacher and kick us out of the house, right?

(cell hinges squeak)

(door closes)

- What�s the point in having two parents when neither one

answers the damn phone? - Jason didn�t pick up either.

He�s probably at Millie�s party.

- Now�s the part where you tell me what actually happened today.

- Millie, I forgot your birthday.

I didn�t order the beer and I�ve missed

so many of your birthdays over the years.

I should�ve just told you the truth

but I didn�t wanna let you down.

- Yeah, I figured it out this morning.

- You knew?

Why didn�t you say anything?

- You�ve always had a system.

You jump first, then you figure it out on the way down.

Sometimes it�s kind of amazing and sometimes we end up in jail.

Either way, I always have a good time.

- So you don�t hate me? - Of course not.

- Nobody hates you. (Annie chuckles)

- I hate you! - Zip it, Annie!

- Not talking to you, Spider-Eye!

- Not right now, Annie. Read the room.

- So I guess we�re stuck in here tonight.

- Cuckoo, kittens!

(all): Helen!

- Helen, what are you doing here?

- I can�t have my A-team rotting in a cell.

It wouldn�t look good for me.

- But how did you know we were here?

- Oh, I have my ways. But don�t worry,

we�ll find a way for you to pay me back later.

But for now, let�s get you outta here.

It�s party time!

- I�m here, bitches! (cheering)

( ? Pretty Girls Walk ? by Big Boss Vette )

- Alexis, this is so nice.

But where did all of the drinks come from?

- Oh! Yeah, I did a thirst trap

where I was rolling around in the snow with a Gin Smash,

and now they won�t stop sending them to me.

Yeah, help yourself.

- Millie, I thought you only drank beer?

- What, I can�t try something new?

- Happy Birthday!

(cheering)

- Hey! You finally made it.

- Yeah! Thanks for letting us crash.

- Oh, yeah, yeah-yeah.

Lex needed to have some fun, so... yeah.

- Siaja, get your butt over here!

- Get in there.

(cheering)

(? Potent ? by Shauna Seeteenak feat. Kirsten Kownak ?)

(cheering)

(throat singing)

(cheering and applause)

(all): ? Nalliutigavit! ?

? Nalliutigavit, Millie! ?

? Nalliutigavit ?

(cheering and applause)

(door opens) (party music loudens)

- Sorry, guys.

There you are.

You hiding? - Ah, you caught me.

I�m just not really in a party mood, I guess.

- Okay.

What�s up?

- Lex...

I don�t want you to feel like you have to survive this place.

- No, no-no-no, that�s not what I meant.

- It�s just... this is the first place I�ve been

where I actually feel like I belong and...

I just...

I need to stay.

- You mean permanently?

- You shouldn�t have to sacrifice the life you want

for the one I want.

- You couldn�t have told me before I got rabies?

- I�m sorry. I�m really sorry. I�m sorry.

(gentle music)

- What do we do now?

- How about...

we just dance?

Will you dance with me?

(? Meet Me at Our Spot ? by THE ANXIETY)

? When I wake up I can�t even stay up ?

? I slept through the day fuck I�m not getting younger ?

? But when I�m older I�ll be so much stronger ?

? I�ll stay up for longer Meet me at our spot ?

? Caught a vibe baby are you coming for the ride? ?

? I just want to look into your eyes ?

? I just want to stay for the night night night ?

? When we take a drive, maybe we can hit the 405 ?

? Hypnotized by the lights man this must be the life ?

(song continues muffled) - Bruh!

I know you�re not bailing on this fake-ass party

that you threw me. - Guys, go back inside.

Go drink, have fun, I�m just really tired.

- Screw that! I didn�t call Helen to bail us out of jail

just so that you could ghost.

- You called Helen?

- Yep. And I�m not ashamed of it.

Hey! No working on my birthday.

- It�s not work. A DNA match came in this morning

with an Olivia Jensen.

The dad must�ve changed her name.

- Whoa! (Colin): You found your sister?

- There�s no info on her profile, though.

So I�m trying to find her online but it�s impossible.

- Can you message her on the site?

- Yeah, but what would I say?

"Hi, I�m Siaja, I stole our mom�s DNA so I could find you."

She�ll think Neevee doesn�t want her and that�s not true.

My mom just... doesn�t say things.

You know, all my life I�ve known that she was missing

a piece of herself and I just need to figure out

how to bring them together.

(Millie): Yeah, of course.

(Colin clears throat) - Guys, I don�t mean

to be insensitive but, um...

are those beers?

- No way. You�ve gotta be kidding me!

- Let�s go.

(Siaja): We found beer after all.

(laughter)

- Oh, wait. Your birthday gift.

- No way!

- Yeah. Annie�s eye landed in my hood.

- Best birthday ever! (growls)

- Hey! You took our beers!

- Run!

(? Nuuk ? by T�tu)

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