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Hello, darling.

How are you doing?

I'm good, thank you.

Do you have any mail for me today?

I believe I do.

Correct me if I'm wrong, though. Is that a new outfit you're wearing?

It is.

Do you like it? I do indeed. I thought it was much less work.

Adam, you out here?

Who's this?

This is the mailman, honey.

Yeah, I come by every day, through the post.

Well, why don't you concentrate on your job and leave my wife alone?

Come inside, we can do the lawn later.

I don't want.

Why do you always get so jealous?

I'm not jealous.

I just don't want the mailman thinking he can get chatty with us.

Huh.

Oh, Jesus.

That's a special delivery.

What's up, dear?

Just need to check how much paint we've got in the garage.

Don't you need the garage door opener first?

Yeah, you are right.

Oh, Jesus.

I could just go back to my van.

Got it.

I'll just be outside a minute, OK? OK.

Yeah.

Bills, more bills.

I really think you need to be paying this.

I really think we do need to get the garden done, darling. Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

More bills.

Can't be having this.

Everyone just wants our money, darling.

Anything interesting?

What the fuck?

The phone company, they're charging us $30 for a phone.

I'm not taking that. I'm not having that. No fucking way.

No, you tell them.

I'm going to call them right now. You know what I get like, darling?

I'm going to call them and sort this out.

Fuck the rest of the bills.

Alright, I'm off.

Well, that was a first-class delivery.

Well, that was quite extraordinary.

In all my years of delivering the mail... Oh, I'll see you tomorrow, then.

I...

I'm

so fucking sexy.

Well, there's more.

That really was first class.

Hey babe, I got us a discount from the phone company.

Good job.

Oh, er, you've missed one.