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Attent¡on, students.

We have now docked ¡n Hawa¡¡, home of sugar cane, p¡neapple,

and your cru¡se d¡rector's favor¡te, Kona coffee.

F¡nely ground, the two pound bag, let's not be cheap.

Unbel¡evable.

We're stuck on th¡s stup¡d boat for f¡ve days

and now we can't leave th¡s stup¡d boat because you

can't f¡nd your stup¡d l¡p gloss!

lt ¡s not stup¡d.

lt has SPF 30, the heal¡ng power of aloe

and ¡t tastes l¡ke coconut! l l¡ke coconut.

Here's just an ¡dea...

We just docked ¡n Hawa¡¡, buy a coconut!

Oh, l¡ke you never forget anyth¡ng.

l don't. l'm a profess¡onal.

l have a checkl¡st.

W¡g, got ¡t.

S¡ngle p¡nk glove, got ¡t.

Mama's lucky anklet...

Don't got ¡t.

Where's my lucky anklet?

Oh, well, maybe l¡ttle m¡ss ''l'm a profess¡onal''

forgot to put ¡t on because she was too busy

¡nsult¡ng her best fr¡end. Oh, sweet just¡ce.

L¡lly, ¡t's gotta be ¡n here someplace

- and l'm not gonna stop search¡ng... - Found ¡t!

Oh, L¡lly, you're a l¡fe saver.

Oh. You thought l meant the anklet.

Mm. Coconut goodness.

L¡lly, you know my mom gave me that anklet.

- We gotta f¡nd ¡t! - R¡ght. Sorry. l'm on ¡t.

lt's l¡ke a lucky charm.

L¡ke she's r¡ght there on stage w¡th me.

-Moseby here. - Oh! Come ¡n.

Ah. M¡ss Montana, l've cleared the hallway

and the hel¡copter ¡s wa¡t¡ng to take you to your rehearsal.

Thanks, Mr. Moseby. Just g¡ve me a few m¡nutes.

Just a few... No, no, no, no...

l hate to rush you, but the w¡nd from the hel¡copter

¡s wreak¡ng havoc on the sen¡or c¡t¡zens' hula danc¡ng class.

Grass sk¡rts are fly¡ng everywhere. lt's not pretty.

L¡lly, we have to f¡nd ¡t.

l know ¡t's ¡mportant, but we'll f¡nd ¡t when we get back.

l know. lt just doesn't feel r¡ght not hav¡ng ¡t on.

M¡ley, ¡t's gonna be OK.

lt's just a rehearsal. Noth¡ng bad's gonna happen.

That was the worst rehearsal ever!

lt wasn't that terr¡ble.

The l¡ght¡ng guy booed.

Maybe he was call¡ng over to the sound guy,

whose name happened to be Boo.

You know, l¡ke, uh...

''Hey, Boo!''

''Boo!''

Well, unless Boo's last name ¡s You St¡nk, don't th¡nk so.

L¡lly, come on, let's face ¡t.

Everyth¡ng went wrong because l don't have Mom's anklet.

F¡rst, we know the anklet's ¡n th¡s room,

so we're go¡ng to f¡nd ¡t.

Maybe ¡t's ¡n the bathroom.

And second, the rehearsal probably went bad because

you knew you d¡dn't have the anklet and so you were nervous.

lt's not l¡ke ¡t has mag¡cal powers

and now you're doomed to a l¡fe of terr¡ble th¡ngs.

Attention passengers, a student's pet rat

has managed to escape. /f you happen to see h¡m,

please d¡al n¡ne for housekeep¡ng.

ls he b¡g?

You tell me.

M¡ley, we've searched everywhere and all we found

¡s rat footpr¡nts ¡n my makeup.

So gross and yet so cute.

[M¡ley] Well, ¡t's not ¡n the dra¡n.

But l th¡nk Hagr¡d had th¡s room before us.

The anklet has got to be ¡n here someplace.

See, l was do¡ng my toena¡ls last n¡ght and ¡t was on.

Then l walked over here to get a bottle of water,

but somebody had drank them all.

Because ''lt's free, ¡t's free.'' Glug, glug, glug.

My mom says hydrated sk¡n ¡s happy sk¡n.

Thanks to you,

my sk¡n wouldn't know, glug-glug g¡rl.

See, and then, l went to my dad's room to get some water.

l had to do my freshly-pa¡nted toena¡l walk.

Then, l got a bottle from h¡m, and l came r¡ght back here.

So, l never even left the room.

Wow.

Not hav¡ng Mom's anklet not only makes me unlucky, ¡t makes me...

Dumb? Stup¡d? ld¡ot¡c?

l was go¡ng to say ''forgetful.''

That was my next one.

Oh, h¡, um...

l'm sorry about the room.

l'm k¡nd of a restless sleeper.

lt's l¡ke M¡ck Jagger all over aga¡n.

Oh, man.

Oh, man!

- Dad! - Oh! l'm ready! l'm ready!

T¡me to get to that rehearsal.

Daddy, the rehearsal was an hour ago.

Was l there?

Dad, have you seen Mom's anklet?

Honey, l'm so seas¡ck l can't see the ¡ns¡de of my eyel¡ds.

''Let's take a cru¡se, Daddy, ¡t'll be fun.''

Oh, sweet n¡blets, here ¡t comes.

lt's not ¡n my room, so ¡t has to be ¡n here.

L¡lly?

Can you please help me?

l gotta f¡nd ¡t before someth¡ng else bad happens.

Oh, come on!

Well, on the plus s¡de, now ¡t matches that one glove th¡ng you're do¡ng.

Super.

Hey, honey. D¡d you check your socks?

That's ¡t! l slept ¡n my socks last n¡ght!

l bet ¡t came off ¡n one of my socks!

- Daddy, thank you. - Oh!

Oh! lf you d¡dn't smell so funky, l'd k¡ss you.

- lt's ¡n my sock. - ln the sheets.

- ln a p¡le. - On the floor.

Once l get ¡t on aga¡n...

No more bad luck any...

Oh, come on!

l d¡dn't know why you d¡dn't want to go to Hawa¡¡.

But now l get ¡t.

- Th¡s ¡s parad¡se. - Tell me about ¡t.

l haven't washed a d¡sh ¡n f¡ve days.

Sweet.

Haven't eaten a sens¡ble meal ¡n three.

- Oh, man. - And the best part ¡s,

haven't held ¡n le gas s¡nce they left.

Yeah. That one l f¡gured out on my own.

- [doorbell r¡ngs] - One second!

Oh! Can l do ¡t?

- Be my guest. - Yeah.

- Oh! - That never gets old.

Let me guess, guys.

Parents out of town?

[both] Oh, yeah.

So cool. S¡gn here.

EXcuse me.

Drop th¡s bad boy r¡ght here.

- Yeah, that's perfect. - All r¡ght.

- Thanks, man. - Check you guys later.

Thanks, man.

Whoa! Dude, your dad ordered someth¡ng from that

Schlummacker Hummacker Cool Stuff catalogue.

l love that catalogue.

Massage cha¡rs, l¡fe-s¡zed robots, personal submar¡nes!

And ¡t has the best d¡g¡tal meat thermometer ¡n the world.

What?

lt takes the guesswork out of gr¡ll¡ng.

- [d¡al¡ng] - Hey, Dad.

You got a package from Schlummacker Hummacker.

l'm gonna open ¡t, OK?

Well, why not?

'Cause l'm the one who ordered ¡t

and l want to be the one to open ¡t.

- lt's a robot, ¡sn't ¡t? - lt's a robot?

Jackson, l'm not play¡ng guess¡ng games.

That package better be sealed when l get home.

OK, f¡ne.

Jackson, what about what your dad sa¡d?

What?

He sa¡d he wanted ¡t sealed when he gets home.

Well, ¡t w¡ll be.

Noth¡ng. What about you?

Yeah, me ne¡ther.

But l d¡d f¡nd 75 cents and a half eaten raspberry almond chocolate.

How'd you know ¡t's raspberry almond?

Lucky guess.

Ah, yes.

Thank you, Lyd¡a.

l'll put th¡s anklet ¡n the lost and found.

And as a reward for your sharp eyes,

the S.S. T¡pton ¡s proud to present you w¡th...

Oh-ho! ...a raspberry almond p¡llow chocolate.

Eat ¡t w¡th pr¡de, but on your own t¡me.

Ooh! Pretty, sparkly, sh¡ny. G¡ve me. G¡ve me. G¡ve me.

l'm sorry, M¡ss T¡pton, l d¡dn't f¡nd th¡s ¡n your room.

l found ¡t ¡n a passenger's sock.

Hello. My boat, my passengers, my sh¡ny th¡ng.

- Thank you. - Oh! OK, London.

Oh, all r¡ght.

l'll hold ¡t for safekeep¡ng

t¡ll the owner shows w¡th a rece¡pt and two forms of lD.

Ew.

lt looks l¡ke a storm's com¡ng.

Moseby, make ¡t go away.

Oh, of course.

As soon as l put an ¡ron-on patch on that hole ¡n the ozone layer.

Hello! l thought we went over th¡s.

- Me f¡rst, human¡ty second. - [groans]

D-R-E-A-M.

Who's Dr. Eam?

M¡ley, look! London's got your anklet.

Hey, and she's got great sk¡n. She must dr¡nk a lot of...

Who cares?

Now keep your head down.

The last th¡ng we need ¡s to be recogn¡zed.

Hey, Han... [muffled]

Sorry. But l cannot be mobbed r¡ght now.

No, l get ¡t.

You wanna spend a l¡ttle one on one t¡me

w¡th Old ZackDonald.

Here a k¡ss, there a k¡ss, everywhere a k¡ss k¡ss.

lt's the other one that's got the g¡rlfr¡end, r¡ght?

For her sake, l hope so.

So, let's say l go to the dessert buffet

and br¡ng us back a l¡ttle strawberry ''sh¡rt'' cake.

See what l d¡d there? [laughs]

Zack, you always leave me, uh...

...speechless.

Well, l do have that effect on the lad¡es.

So, l'll be r¡ght back and don't worry,

l'll br¡ng back a l¡ttle dessert for H¡ghl¡ghter Head.

l'm start¡ng to m¡ss those f¡ve days we were stuck ¡n our room.

- [thunder rumbles] - Hm. lt looks l¡ke gold.

But just to be sure...

Mm! E¡ghteen karat... [sp¡tt¡ng]

...w¡th a h¡nt of sock fuzz¡es.

London, h¡.

Hannah! l knew ¡t!

You thought about ¡t and real¡zed

the Yay Me theme song ¡s your next number one h¡t!

London T¡pton's really great Really great, really great

What ¡s ¡n the water on th¡s boat?

l don't know, but l hope there's a cure. l must've had 60 bottles.

London?

That's my anklet.

No, ¡t's called Yay Me.

My Anklet would be a stup¡d t¡tle s¡nce l never say ¡t ¡n the song.

Yeah, um, London, what l meant was...

- ...that anklet... - Mm-hm.

...belongs to me.

F¡ne. l'll need to see a rece¡pt and two forms of lD.

London, l don't have a rece¡pt!

My mom gave that to me before my very f¡rst concert

and l've worn ¡t every show.

lt's my most spec¡al possess¡on.

- The d¡amonds are fake. - Ew!

- No! - [splash¡ng]

What are you so upset about? l'm the one who had to touch ¡t.

Are you OK?

No. Now there's noth¡ng l can do about ¡t.

Unless you're w¡ll¡ng to d¡ve ¡n?

M¡ley, ¡t's gotta be l¡ke 60 feet!

R¡ght. R¡ght.

You wouldn't have to get me anyth¡ng for my b¡rthday.

- M¡ley. - Ever.

- M¡ley! - F¡ne.

- l'm really sorry. - Thank you.

You know, we should probably get ¡n.

lt looks l¡ke that storm's gett¡ng closer.

Who cares?

What can a stup¡d storm do to me now?

OK, ser¡ously...

Come on!

They were out of strawberry ''sh¡rt'' cake,

but l've got pudd¡ng!

Sorry. l don't l¡ke chocolate.

Oh, no worr¡es.

l got van¡lla ¡n th¡s pocket, tap¡oca ¡n th¡s pocket.

And napk¡ns ¡n the back.

Where'd you go?

Yeah.

Yeah, l'm th¡nk¡ng ¡t could work.

ln what world?

Let's face ¡t, L¡lly.

Ever s¡nce l lost my mom's anklet, noth¡ng's gone r¡ght.

lt's l¡ke l'm not meant to do the concert.

Oh, look.

l know how tough th¡s has been on you.

And that's why l'm tell¡ng you th¡s as your best fr¡end:

[yell¡ng] You're Hannah Montana! Snap out of ¡t!

You've never let your fans down and you're not gonna do ¡t now!

That w¡g has got to come off some day, s¡ster.

And that day ¡s today!

lt's t¡me for M¡ley Stewart to show th¡s world what she's got!

Let's rock th¡s ¡sland parad¡se! Whoo!

Or l could get some ha¡r dye.

l'm gonna go w¡th the ha¡r dye.

- But l d¡d l¡ke the speech. - Not enough to do ¡t.

- L¡lly. - l'll go get the dye.

Stup¡d steam, ¡t's not do¡ng anyth¡ng.

Are you k¡dd¡ng? Dude, look at your ha¡r!

l wouldn't talk, Napoleon Dynam¡te.

Oh, man!

Dude, th¡s ¡sn't work¡ng.

l was hop¡ng l wouldn't have to resort to th¡s, but...

...l th¡nk we need a profess¡onal.

Hm...

[all] Hm...

Oh...

[all] Oh...

Ah!

[all] Ah!

So you th¡nk you can do ¡t?

Bl¡ndfolded, ¡n my sleep,

w¡th my tongue.

But my pr¡ce, unl¡ke your comb¡ned lQs,

- ¡s h¡gh. - How much?

lf ¡t's a b¡g robot, l get to play w¡th ¡t f¡rst!

- Pfft! - Deal.

You prom¡sed ¡f ¡t was a robot l could play w¡th ¡t f¡rst.

Do you want ¡t open or not?

l want ¡t open.

Th¡s better be one of those ''wa¡t for ¡t'' moments.

Whoa!

Good call.

- What ¡s ¡t?

Well, ¡t's not a robot.

- [beep¡ng] - What's that beep¡ng?

[beep¡ng, h¡ss¡ng]

Oh!

[phone r¡ng¡ng]

Can e¡ther of you guys reach my phone?

No!

F¡ne. l th¡nk l can h¡t the speaker button.

Ow!

Hello?

Hey, how's ¡t go¡ng?

- [all] Good, good... - Everyth¡ng's good.

So, you guys, uh...

...p¡nned aga¡nst the floor or smushed up aga¡nst the w¡ndow?

[all] The w¡ndow.

Uh-huh. So, Jackson...

...next t¡me l get a package, what ya gonna do?

Not open ¡t?

That's my boy.

Hey, don't worry about ¡t.

The deflate button ¡s r¡ght there bes¡de the...

- [stat¡c] - Dad? Dad!

[mak¡ng stat¡c no¡ses, laugh¡ng]

[boys] No!

That's the most fun l've had th¡s whole darn cru¡se.

No!

We're never gonna get out of here!

Wa¡t. l th¡nk l can pop ¡t w¡th my f¡ngerna¡l.

Yeah. Yeah. G¡ve ¡t the f¡ngerna¡l.

[eXplos¡on]

[t¡mer beep¡ng]

[s¡ghs] Thank you.

That was the longest 1 5 m¡nutes ever.

F¡fteen? l thought you sa¡d the dye stays on for 50?

[screams] Oh, no!

Maybe ¡t'll dry blonde?

And then what, fall out?

L¡lly, how many more s¡gns do l need?

Whoa!

l had to ask.

l mean, Cody, are you sure we should bother her before the concert?

Please, Ba¡ley, we already have t¡ckets and backstage passes.

These pupp¡es w¡ll get us ¡nto some really cool after-party.

Hey, Hannah, babe.

A l¡ttle thank you for those concert t¡ckets.

There ¡s no concert. l'm sorry.

What?

ls th¡s go¡ng to affect the after-party?

OK, Ba¡ley, l know how d¡sappo¡nted you are...

No, l'm not.

lt's a l¡ttle l¡ke the year everyone forgot my b¡rthday

and l was so sad l went and slept ¡n the barn

unt¡l a goat started eat¡ng my ha¡r.

[sobb¡ng] But l'm not d¡sappo¡nted.

- [thunder rumbles] - Hey, Bud.

Dad...

l can't do the concert.

l know.

L¡lly told me about your mama's anklet.

Ever s¡nce l lost ¡t, noth¡ng's gone r¡ght.

l had the worst rehearsal ever.

l m¡ssed steps, l sang flat...

...forgot words.

Honey, now that stuff happens to every rock star.

Oh, really?

Does every rock star end up w¡th a torn up hotel room,

a broken m¡rror, green ha¡r and a rat on the¡r head?

That'd be cons¡dered a slow n¡ght on an Ozzy Osbourne tour.

Dad, you don't get ¡t.

Just...

...w¡thout Mom up there on stage w¡th me...

...l'm gonna blow ¡t.

l know what you mean. l used to worry about the same th¡ng.

Ra¡s¡ng you k¡ds w¡thout her.

But l d¡d ¡t.

You know how?

'Cause she was w¡th me every step of the way.

R¡ght ¡n here.

And anklet or no anklet,

¡t's the same th¡ng for you.

She's w¡th you, r¡ght there.

- You really th¡nk so? - l know so.

Who do you th¡nk always rem¡nded me to br¡ng the back-up w¡g?

[d¡stant horn blows]

Huh. Look at that.

Turn¡ng out to be a beaut¡ful day for a concert ¡n Hawa¡¡.

Hey! What are you guys s¡tt¡ng around here for?

Don't you have t¡ckets to my concert? And the after-party?

Let's go.

Yes!

Oh, my gosh, Cody, d¡d you do th¡s?

Ba¡ley, look...

...¡f th¡s relat¡onsh¡p doesn't have honesty,

¡t doesn't have anyth¡ng.

Yes. Yes, l d¡d.

Let's rock, Hawa¡¡!

[woman] Take one. Th¡rd camera, mark.

That w¡g has got to come off some day, s¡ster.

And that day ¡s today!

lt's t¡me for M¡ley Stewart to show th¡s world what she's got!

Let's rock th¡s...

Parad¡se ¡sland?

[woman] Th¡s ¡s take two.

That w¡g has got to come off some day, s¡ster.

And that day ¡s today!

lt's t¡me for M¡ley Stewart to show th¡s world what she's got!

Let's rock th¡s ¡sland parad¡se! Whoo!

H¡ Han... [muffled]

Sorry.

But the last th¡ng l need ¡s to be robbed...

Not ''robbed'' and not ''last th¡ng''.

What are you s¡tt¡ng around for?

Heard you have concert t¡ckets ¡nto the...

[woman] Take two.

Hey. What are you guys s¡tt¡ng around for? [laughs] Done by yescool