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We haven't met

and that's okay

because you will be asking for me one day.

You'll never take me alive, coppers!

Don't want to wait in line.

The moment is mine, believe me.

Out of the way, grandma! I've got the po-po on my tail!

Jackson, I'm trying to rehearse for the American Teen Music Awards.

Yeah. Yeah, don't worry, you're not bothering me.

But you're bothering me.

Oh, right. Don't care. Look out, cow!

Ooh, look at that heifer fly right into the marching band!

Hey Jackson, you know, you have a real car.

Here's a thought: get in it and drive away.

Well, I would if I had real gas which costs real

money which Rico doesn't pay me a real lot of.

Ask Rico for a raise.

Ask for a raise. Gee, that sounds like a good idea. Oh, wait.

I did. It's not gonna happen. Rico's

vicious, ruthless and completely inflexible.

He looks pretty flexible to me.

To me, he looks like a very lonely munchkin.

Well, Jackson can't leave the house unless that munchkin gives him a raise.

Then maybe finally I can get some rehearsing done. Wish me luck.

Remember, follow the yellow brick road.

Hey Rico, that is one lucky broom.

Can it, toots. I'm working on my tango.

Have you gotten taller?

Your brother's not getting a raise.

I wasn't going to say that. Okay, fine I was. But.

All right, I'll make you a deal, honey. I'll ask my dad to give him a

raise, if you be my dance partner for my ballroom dance competition.

Ballroom dancing?

Laugh all you want. Chicks dig it.

And I dig chicks. So, what do you say? Uh, you wash my back; I wash your brother's.

Okay, first, ew. And second, I think it's scratch my back. And third, ew.

Fine. No dance partner, no raise.

Okay, fine, then no more smiley Miley.

Listen here bub, my brother's sick of being pushed around by you

and he ain't gonna work here anymore unless you give him a raise.

Okay, okay you win.

I do?

Yeah. He's fired.

Really?

Hey, Jackson, where are you going?

Well, uh, I was headed to Jessica Alba's for movies and kettle corn, but

then I decided I'd rather spend six hours making minimum wage at Rico's.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, w-w-wait, you know what, I've been thinking.

And you are right, that little runt doesn't pay you enough.

I think you should quit.

I'm not going to quit.

You're right! He isn't worth your time or trouble.

I'll quit for you.

Miley!

No need to thank me, brother.

That's why we're here.

Miles, what did you do?

Well, um, see, I may have asked Rico to give you a

raise, and it may have not gone as well as I had hoped.

Oh, great, what'd the little weasel do? Cut back my hours?

Uh. Just a tad.

Don't worry Jackson, as soon as Rico sees how dead this place is without you,

he'll beg for you to come back.

Or not.

What's happened? How-How did it get so busy?

Simple. I brought in a professional.

Here you are. Two fresh waters for my ladies.

I got to tell you, getting rid of this piece

of seaweed was the best thing I ever did.

Look, Rico, I want my job back.

Again with the lifting!

Look, I'm sorry, it's just this wasn't my fault.

He's right. It was mine. There's got to be something I can do.

Hey, do you still need a dance partner?

Too late, angel face.

This is Carmen. She's from Argentina. The land of tango.

Great. Thanks to you, I'm from flat broke, the land of unemployment.

Yee-ha. Oh yeah. Man, this jalopy races faster

than Uncle Earl's heart at a Shakira concert!

I can't believe this!

I'm not playing it. I'm just making sure it's

age-appropriate like any good parent should.

Jackson, I'm sorry.

Sorry doesn't pay the bills, sister.

No, that would be me. Somebody want to tell me what's going on here?

I just got fired.

Oh, no, Jackson. What'd you do?

I didn't do anything. You did.

Me?

Yeah, you had to have a second kid, and now little miss big mouth just got me fired.

Is that true, Mile?

Dad, I I was just trying to help. And besides Jackson, I said I was sorry.

What else do you want from me?

I don't know a job!

I'm a kid! How am I supposed to get you a job? Unless you want to

be like Hannah Montana's assistant or something. I don't know.

I'll take it.

What?

The job. It's perfect.

No, no it's not. I'm your little big mouthed

sister. You don't want to be my assistant.

You're right. Assistant is demeaning.

Let's go with senior vice president in charge

of... assistication. I'll start tomorrow

at nine wait, better make that ten. I got to get me some business cards made.

What just happened?

I just hit an armadillo, and Hannah just got herself

a new senior vice president of assistication.

But I don't need an assisticant!

Well, you should've thought of that before you offered him the job.

This is a horrible idea.

Yeah, probably is. Guess you better get up there and fire him.

Dad, I can't! I already cost him one job today, I can't fire him from another.

That would be awful. You do it.

Oh, no. You made this mess, you got to go up there and clean it up.

But, Daddy I I can't.

That's the deal, bud.

Okay. Okay, fine. I'm going to go up there and tell him.

I can be strong. I'm going to go up there and say Daddy, please,

help me, bail me out. Do I always have to learn something?

Honey, I'm just trying to teach you how to be a mature adult.

Now if you'll excuse me, I got a po-po roadblock in front

of me and an army full of evil turkeys on my tail.

Jackson, come on, where's the limo?

We're going to be late for the CD signing!

Chilax. I'm on it right now, boss!

Wow. Jackson is your assistant?

This is a horrible idea. I'm talking your dad's old mullet horrible.

Lilly.

I know. It was a different time, the chicks dug it.

Lilly, stop.

Right. We were talking about you hiring Jackson.

Horrible, horrible, horrible.

Lilly, I'm trying to give Jackson a chance. I mean, it's the

least I can do. And besides, I could use a little support here.

You're right. You're being a very good sister.

And who knows, maybe he'll rise to the occasion.

Do you really believe that?

Do you want support or the truth? Make up your mind.

No, no, this is absolutely unacceptable, all right?

And I can tell you that Hannah Montana will never

use your limo company again. Good day, sir.

I said good day!

Jackson, what happened?

They don't have a limo. And they're saying it's

my fault because I didn't make a reservation.

Can you believe that?

I know I do.

You didn't make a reservation?

Miles, the company's called Ready When You Are Limos not.

Ready When You Are Limos If You Make A Reservation.

I think it's pretty clear who's at fault here.

Zip it. Jackson, what am I going to do now?

Look, it's not a problem. I'll just drive you to the CD signing in my car.

Just sit in the back, close your eyes, it'll feel just like a limo.

Again, really sorry about the whole convertible top thing.

Hi everybody.

You have a little something in your teeth.

Ew, it's a fly.

Come on, mamacita. No pain, no gain.

Here you are, ladies. My newest concoction, the Smokin' Oken Smoothie.

Cool enough for the hottest babes on the beach.

Excuse me. Coming through.

Knew him when he was a dork.

What's crackalackin', Lilly?

What is wrong with you?

Face it, Lilly. I found my new thing and I'm working it.

Well, work your way over and get me two bottles of water.

Two bizzles of wizzle for the Lizzle.

I'm going to bizzle you if you don't knock that off.

Don't be a playa hater, skater!

Ha! You mizzled.

Ay, Papì.

Stop whining, Carmen! Just pop your shoulder back in and let's rumba.

Come on, Jackson, answer your phone.

I can hear it ringing. Why can I hear it ringing?

That's why.

Why, hello there. You've reached Jackson, Hannah Montana's assisticant.

I can't do any assisticating right now because I forgot my phone.

Yuckity, yuckity, yuck.

Stupid Jackson!

What'd he do now?

Oh, he picked up Hannah's dry cleaning.

What's wrong with that?

Then he dropped it in the parking lot.

Horrible!

Stop saying that. I have to perform at the American Teen Music Awards tonight,

and all I can think about is Jackson getting me there late,

or bringing the wrong wig, or clogging up the

greenroom toilet and blaming it on the Dixie Chicks.

Why don't you just fire him?

I know I have to. And I will. First thing tomorrow.

Miley.

All right. Fine. You're right. As soon as he walks in that door.

I'm going to say Jackson, you are Carrying a balloon heart bouquet?

Yeah. Look, I-I just wanted to say that I know I screwed up a few times this week.

And-And anybody else probably would've let me go, but

you didn't. And that means a lot to me so, thanks.

Wow, Jackson, you got me earrings? He got me earrings.

Oh, no, they're beautiful.

I know. It's horrible.

And I don't even care how many paychecks it takes for me to pay them off,

it's worth it just to know that you believe in me.

Uh-huh. I do. You betcha.

Well, I'm just going to go double check on that limo for tomorrow night's awards show.

It's-It's tonight.

Yeah, I'm all over it.

How can I fire him after this?

Too bad you can't give him some stupid job at the awards show,

so when he screws up, it doesn't matter.

Oh, come on, Lilly, that is just Brilliant!

I know.

Hannah Montana rehearsal. Take one.

We haven't met.

And that's okay.

Because you will be asking for me one day.

Don't want to wait.

In line.

The moment is mine believe me.

Don't close your eyes.

Because it's a chance worth taking.

And I think that I can shake you

I know where I stand

I know who I am

I would never run away when life gets bad.

It's everything I see.

Every part of me.

Got to get what I deserve

I got nerve.

Electrified I'm on a wire.

Getting together and we're on fire.

What I said you heard.

Now I got you spinning.

Don't close your mind.

The words I use are open.

And I think that I can show you.

Okay, that's enough. Great rehearsal, Sean.

You too, Hannah.

Take ten. You deserve it. So do I.

Great job. Come on down. Hey, so, uh,

what else do you need me to do, boss? Do you want me to check the sound board?

Inspect the trap doors? Make sure none of those big

heavy lights come crashing down during your number?

No, no, no. Get away from the trap doors, and stay away from

the-the lights and well, stay away from everything. Everything.

So, what am I supposed to do?

I've got a very special job for you. It's the only thing I need you to do today.

Nothing else. Just this. Everything else, once again, stay away.

Bring it.

Okay, I want you to go to every single member of the crew

and tell them how much I appreciate their hard work.

That's it? That doesn't seem like a very important job.

Oh, no, no, no, trust me, it's important.

Good will makes for a good set. Good set makes for a good show.

And a good show makes for a happy pop star.

Okay.

Oh, and if you finish, go around again, and again, and again! Spread the love!

You know, sooner or later, you're gonna have to face the music and fire him.

No, no, no, not anymore, I found an easy fix for this.

I found a way to utilize Jackson to the best of his abilities.

By giving him jobs to do that he can't screw up?

Hey, you tell Hannah Montana I love her, too.

What ever you say. Please put me down.

So keep up the good work and remember Hannah loves you.

You got a kink in your neck? You want me to fix that for you?

You can do that?

Yeah, sure. No problem. Just, uh, turn around, relax, and Oh, I didn't do it!

My back! What'd you do?

I don't know. It worked when Scooby did it to Shaggy!

That's a cartoon!

No, no, I was talking about my cousins. Look, just try to walk it off.

Yeah, I would if I could walk.

Oh, man, I can't dance like this. I got to go tell Hannah.

No, no, no! Wh-What-What you need to do is you need to find someplace to go lie down.

Out of sight. Where no one can find you.

No, but Hannah said that.

No-No, don't worry I'll tell Hannah everything she needs to know.

Mm-mm. She should hear it from me. I mean, you said we're friends right?

No, no, no, she hates you.

What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole appreciation thing? Uh,

that was my idea. You should probably just go.

Go on. Get. Put a little ice on that. Uh, heat.

Ice then heat. Stretch.

Hey. Hannah loves you.

Hannah loves you. You're her favorite. Sweeper guy.

And now performing her new hit, I Got Nerve, teen pop sensation, Hannah Montana!

We haven't met.

And that's okay.

Because you will be asking for me one day.

Don't want to wait.

In line.

The moment is mine believe me.

Don't close your eyes.

Because it's a chance worth taking.

And I think that I can shake you

I know where I stand

I know who I am

I would never run away when life gets bad.

It's everything I see.

Every part of me.

Got to get what I deserve

I got nerve.

Get out. It's going good!

Electrified I'm on a wire.

What I said you heard.

Now I got you spinning.

Don't close your eyes.

The words I use are open.

And I think that I can.

Jackson!

I'm fired, aren't I?

You think?

What's the matter with you, son? You didn't even try to miss the one-legged chicken.

And he's just hopping in one place.

Who cares? I'll probably just mess it up

like I messed up being Hannah's assisticant.

First of all, "assisticant" ain't a word.

And second, don't be down just because things

didn't work out with you and your sister.

That doesn't mean you're gonna mess up everything. You did great down at Rico's.

I know, and I liked it, too.

Well, maybe that's why you were good at it.

It doesn't matter anymore. I'll never get that job back.

Daddy, I feel awful.

I opened my big mouth and got him fired, then opened it and got him hired,

and then fired again. Maybe I should just keep my big mouth shut.

Oh, honey, let's face it. you'll never be able to keep that big mouth shut.

I know!

Its okay, bud. Just remember: next time before

you say something, just think it through.

You're right. Wait a minute; I think I know how to fix this.

Now, slow down, bud.

Right again. Let me really think it through before I open my big mouth this time.

Yep, that'll work! Let's go! I know how to get Jackson his job back at Rico's.

How are you going to do that?

Easy. I just got to make a deal with the little devil.

Now that's how you dip, you dip.

Look at that. No style. No presentation.

No flair. I can't believe I lost my job to him.

That'll be three dollarsmy lady.