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Break a bottle win a prize.

Look how it's done.

alright, let's see.

Ready ?

You two go here, and I'll go there.

You know the deal, three darts, you pop one balloon, you get a prize, kid, okay?

Okay.

I think the trick is to have a little arc on the shot, you know, like hurry.

Oh, this is darts, not basketball.

Shot's a shot.

You got this one.

Ah.

Ah.

See, now I'm going to try Michael Jordan style.

Now look.

Should've kept your eyes open.

All right, kid, you're up.

Dad, now we all need one more.

Good thing we saved the best for last.

What if I lose?

That's what we believe in you, buddy.

You got this.

You got this.

Come on.

No pressure.

Ready?

Oh, kid.

So, guys, what'd you think?

No! Haunted house! I'm not doing that!

That's no way to scare me!

Well, let's let Julian decide.

So ? - No !

No!

Who cares let's go to the merry-go-round!

We haven't been on the haunted house yet.

I think you're a little bit young for that one.

I saw other kids doing it.

Oh, come on, Mike.

You'll do fine.

You guys go.

I'll guard the loop.

Okay.

One last ride.

Don't worry about it.

High five.

It's going to be scary.

I knew it was going to be scary.

Of course.

And off you go.

Welcome to the world of haunted houses.

The most misplaced in time.

But you're not far down until it clicks.

You're inside the vehicle full time.

That is, if you want to survive.

Welcome to the most misplaced in time.

Welcome to the most misplaced in time.

It is here.

I'm out of here, Megan.

Megan, don't stay too late, okay?

I won't.

Hey, you know, we could join the long weekend, Terry.

You two.

I think it's stuck.

Don't worry.

We've got this magic flashlight to protect us.

There's one.

What do you got there, guys?

A scorpion.

Whoa.

Mike, have you ever seen a scorpion that big?

Oh, yeah.

It's one of the biggest things I've ever seen.

Do it.

Mr. Rizzo.

Megan, my wife said you were home.

And I thought, oh, just get the door quick.

Knock her over, you know?

Because I haven't heard back from you about,

you know, the big church camping trip.

And I thought, wow, maybe you're not getting my messages I sent.

No, I got them.

I'm so sorry.

I've just been so swamped with work.

I totally understand.

I totally get it.

I don't even like sending texts and e-mails.

I feel like somewhere along the line maybe we just took a step

backwards in humanity to ask me like we were here, you know?

I mean, this satchel is a perfect companion for an

Ozark camping trip, just in case the answer is yes.

This thing is versatile.

It's comfortable.

You can wear it like side pack, back pack, fanny pack.

I really appreciate the invite, but I don't think I'm going to make it.

Okay, I understand.

Just know that you're always welcome.

Not just for a church camping trip, but service, activities,

whatnot, you know, like anything, you're always welcome.

I mean it.

You know, I owe Mike that much.

He was ...

Michael was one of the good ones, you know.

And Ethan was an angel, and you too.

Megan, you're so brave.

You saved so many lives that night.

What's your bravery?

Oh, we don't have to talk about it.

Of course.

Just know while they're looking down on you from

above, I'll be looking at you from down here, right?

So I'm going to get used to me and take the satchel because,

Lord knows, I've got a garage full of camping stuff.

And the missus is always, get rid of that stuff so you'll know what to do with it.

And also, you never know.

Thank you, Pastor.

You're in our prayers.

Okay.

Bye-bye.

That shit is Tiffany, and it's my childhood, right?

Yeah.

Let's just get this done.

Tina.

Why me?

I'm late for poker night with Tina's sister anyway.

But that, I mean, I'm the only sex lady with your sister.

That shit is bullshit.

Here we go.

You understand how big this is?

This is your last chance.

No mistakes.

Don't even regret it.

I'll get it done.

Get it done.

Get it done.

A lot of confidence for a man on parole with a suspended license.

What's your plan?

Let's just say this time, God's on my side.

Praise the Lord, brother.

There ain't a God that can help you with your crooked stuff.

Yeah.

Hey, stranger.

Hello.

I'm so glad you could be joining us.

Mind if I pop the old trunk for you, and I'll grab your bags?

Oh, um, what name did you change your mind?

Let's just say the fresh air sounded really nice.

Well, you are going to get plenty of fresh air, I can tell you that much.

And plenty of F-U-N, if I might add.

We have a real special boom coming up.

Really good bunch of folk.

I'm not quite the numbers I'm hoping, you know.

Last time you had a straight shot off the bus, you know.

Seven-hour drive, so, you know.

This here is Paul DeLuca.

He's our driver and professional wilderness guide.

Well, semi-professional.

Come on now.

Come on now.

He's the real deal.

He knows that.

He knows it.

I'm Megan.

I don't think we've met before.

Oh, yeah.

Actually, we met at, um, at, uh, uh, uh, it was here.

I think, actually.

It was the last time we met.

So, uh, you know, I knew Mike.

We did Habitat for Humanity together.

He was just, like, one in a million, I would say.

Mm-hmm.

So, that's your bag?

So, you want to take it?

I'll just put it in there.

Yeah.

All right.

Hey, traveling light!

Oh, come on.

Let's go.

I'm sorry about that.

Oh, it's no problem.

Really.

Yeah.

I just, like, if you need to talk, you know, I know a thing or two about boss.

Honestly, I'm good.

Okay.

You don't have to worry about it.

It's there if you want it.

All right?

Happy to talk.

Thank you.

Okay.

Oh, my goodness gracious!

My little Emma made it!

Wait, isn't your daughter?

The one in the scene.

Wow.

She sure grew up.

She what?

Who's the guy?

That?

Wouldn't you like to do this project?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Whoa, whoa, hey!

Come on!

Let me finish the song.

No, my dad is going to flip if he hears these lyrics.

It reminds me of you.

Hey, no.

Remember what we talked about?

Oh.

I forgot I'm not allowed to actually be myself around you.

I want him to have a chance to see the guy that I see.

Okay?

Fine.

Okay.

Hey.

Come here.

We're going to have fun.

And you are going to behave.

Okay?

Hmm.

Let's see about that.

I'll find it.

Hey, Emma.

Remember Mr. DeLuca?

Yeah, of course.

Good to see you.

Good to see you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, listen.

I want to explain to you guys something.

Okay?

We have somebody here on the bus today.

And we just want to be very respectful of everything else.

So we're going up to Winston.

Winston's right here.

Hello!

Welcome!

Hey, Winston!

Welcome, Winston Wayne.

All right!

Hi there!

Glad you're here.

Oh, Mom!

Mom?

What?

Mom?

Hold on, Ethan.

I'm almost done with this chapter.

Mom!

What is it, Ethan?

Ma'am?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm so sorry.

I was just, um...

I was reading a really scary book.

I didn't mean to bother you, ma'am.

I just came here to introduce myself.

I'm Connor.

And these are my grandparents.

I'm Jim.

Mary Ann.

I'm Jim.

Hello.

I wanted to ask if you want any homemade yogurts or Chetmix?

Grandma made toast.

Oh, that's...

That's so nice of you, but I think I'm okay.

Okay.

Bye.

Oh, honey.

My little dear.

Good job, buddy.

Okay, jokers.

Next up, Missouri.

Who's ready for a fun weekend in Missouri State?

Yeah!

Sure!

Come on now, folks.

We can do a little bit grander than that, don't you think?

All right.

Who's ready for a fun weekend in Missouri State?

Woo!

Let's do this thing, Pastor!

Hey, you might want to buckle up there, Rez.

We are going to do it.

Here we go.

Let's light this candle.

I'm so excited!

Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Praise the Lord, I made it.

Oh, this shit.

Hey, no, Tom.

It's not worth it.

Brian, please.

That asshole stiffed me on a suspension package.

Okay, okay.

Everybody just relax.

I'll go take care of this.

Paul, can you help me take care of this?

I got you.

That is good.

There he is, Pastor Rizzo.

Answer to my prayers.

Hello, Richard.

So, um, what can we do you for?

So, you got a room on the Godmobile for one more soul.

You want to come on a church camping trip?

Absolutely.

Got a brand new tent, a whole case of cup of noodles.

All ready to kumbaya and shit.

Oh.

Well, okay.

Um, what's your name?

What's the, uh, issue, Pastor?

You should be stoked.

The prodigal son has returned.

Oh, we haven't seen you at service, Richard,

since, uh, since your daughter downed my ass.

Oh, I wouldn't get colloquial about it.

It's all good.

Listen, if I was Emma, I would've broke up with me, too.

I would've started dating the prick from Schaumburg, but...

Oh, I swear to God, I'm gonna kill him.

Please, Brian, you just don't need to do this.

Please.

Why'd you abandon me?

I didn't do this.

Come on in the house and we'll find out.

I don't know, right?

How'd you hear about our little trip there, Rick?

You know, Paul.

It's, uh, funny you ask.

It's about the flyer, which clearly states, all are welcome.

Unless, of course, you and everyone except Ricky

Vargas, which, I'm not sure how Christian that would be.

Just say hello.

I can read her.

Okay, well, then, um, happy to have you along.

Beautiful.

The, uh, tent's not on the front.

Listen, Richard, I should tell you, Emma is on this trip with

her current boyfriend, Ryan, so I trust you will be respectful.

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

To be honest, I think we're all going to be roasting s'mores by sunset.

All right.

Well, how about that grandbrother Vargas opinion?

No, no, no, no.

All good.

I got it.

I got it.

Uh, God helps the guy who helps himself, right?

Something like that.

Cool.

I'll see y'all boys on the end of the automobile.

You better have my money packed in that bag.

Ah, shit.

You know what?

I think I left it in a lot of the cans.

Uh, and the next time I see you, you mind giving those back to me?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Hey, hey, those rims I put on cost more than your entire car, dick breath.

Pay me what you owe me, or you're going to find it on cinder blocks, all right?

We are here to have fun.

So just figure this out when we get back.

Okay?

Exactly what I was going to say, man.

You look gorgeous, by the way.

The fuck did you say?

Guess, uh, not much has changed since middle school, huh?

I'm sorry, what?

Misfit, still sitting in the back.

Oh, I wouldn't know.

I always sat in the front.

Ricky Vargas.

Megan Forrester.

Nice to meet you, Ms. Forrester.

If you will excuse me, I have an appointment

with a hangover that just simply cannot wait.

Oh, my God.

Beautiful.

That's not the time.

Guys, good news.

We are rolling into the Mark Twain National Forest.

Only two more hours to go, by the way.

Maybe a little bit more, if I'm being honest.

Just a little bit more.

So I thought this might be a fun time to, uh, throw out a little history.

Maybe even some trivia for y'all, huh?

Yes.

Right?

Well, as you look around, you'll notice

about 900,000 acres of untouched wilderness.

This is one of Missouri's best-kept secrets.

A well-known fact.

The Bormans believed that this is the actual site of the Garden of Eden.

I have no idea if that's true or not, but I will tell you, this is a special place.

Very, very special place.

You're probably asking yourself right

about now, Paul, who discovered this place?

Well, I'll tell you.

It was a Jesuit priest named Jacques Marquette.

Of Marquette University fame.

Does that ring a bell?

Any Golden Eagles out there?

That's some bullshit, right?

He's a professional wilderness guide.

More like the assistant manager at the Walmart Garden Center.

Are you serious?

It did, though.

Keep it going with the history lesson, Paul.

Can do, Ricky.

I've got stories for days.

The French were warned, do not trespass into

this forest, or you will not be coming back ever.

Everybody kind of played by the rules for a long time, until finally,

another Jesuit priest took 200 settlers,

crossed the river, and came into this forest.

And that, my friends, was the last time anybody saw them alive, ever.

What happened?

Well, I'm not sure your grandparents want me to share that.

It gets a little scary.

I wouldn't get scared.

Grandpa let me watch all the Freddy movies when Mom went to Tampa.

And that's why I put parental controls on his Netflix account.

It's fine.

Go on.

One day, they were going out to Gallard Water, when they came

across 100 bloody, dismembered bodies floating in the White River.

Legend says that the river chewed them up and spit them back out.

And the other legend says they should have learned how to swim.

That's so scary, though.

All those bodies just floating in the river like that?

They probably had it coming.

Broke the treaty that's bad karma.

If karma was real, you'd have been hit by the L-train a long time ago.

What?

You say that to my face, bro.

You got what?

No, no, no.

You're joking.

Come on, say it.

Say it.

Let me hear her say it.

Let me calm down that you look.

Hey, cool it, you guys.

I don't care what kind of beef you have with each other.

I came here for some peace and quiet for the next three days.

And I swear to God, you're not going to ruin that for me.

Would you do us all a favor?

Grow the hell up.

Okay?

Whatever you say, boss.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to upset you like that.

It's fine.

As long as you're chill.

We'll all be fine.

Maybe we'll even enjoy each other.

You know what?

Megan is right.

Why don't you come back here and join that man?

Why don't we do a whole switcheroo?

Like, you come up here, sit shotgun, and I'll sit here with my brother right here.

I'd love that.

All right?

We'll get cocky and cozy, pull out the king jams, and

get familiar with the parable of the unmerciful servant.

Oh, my God.

That's my favorite one.

Isn't that the best?

The best.

You sure shut those holes down.

Well, we'll see.

Hey, you don't have to worry about finding peace and quiet.

Because there is plenty of that in Davies Canyon.

Yeah?

Is it one of your go-to spots?

No.

No, I've never been there.

But the trail finder reviews are amazing.

And I've been doing a lot of Google Map research.

Been trying to find a very special place.

Pristine and idyllic, you know?

Those places are rare to find these days.

Well, it seems impossible.

But we're sure going to try.

Hey, do me a favor.

Keep your eyes peeled for our turnoff.

It should be coming up any minute here, and I definitely don't want to miss it.

Keep it that way.

The audience is nearly turned off.

It doesn't look like anyone's been here for a decade.

But I promise, it's going to be totally worth it once we're finished.

Okay, folks, I think we found the parking lot.

Oh, yeah.

Welcome to the trailhead, everybody.

Remember, we've still got a two-hour hike until we get to our campsite.

We definitely want to get there before sunset, so don't dilly-dally, all right?

Make sure you have in your bags everything you need, food, water ...

We're gonna take the old way then we'll get the gear.

Grandpa will.

Incredible.

No way.

Wow, what kind do you think it is?

It's a 57 Torchano.

Only made 2,000 of them.

I bet she was a beauty in her prime.

What do you think happened?

Insurance fraud, if you ask me.

Good thing nobody asked you.

How do you figure?

Look at the hood and the dashboard.

It's all charred.

Ono probably got behind on their payments,

hired somebody to steal the car and torture it,

claimed the insurance money, and moved on to the next camp.

You know all about that trick, huh?

Me?

No.

But I do know this one.

Hold on to this.

It might be worth a little something.

Thanks.

Hey, folks, remember what I said?

Don't dilly-dally here.

What are we doing?

Everyone gather around now.

This is the wasting zone.

And my bearers are aware, every time I go on these trips, I always

ring a whistle with me when you hear three short blasts like this.

That means drop what you're doing and come join me.

Like a flock to the shepherd.

Speaking of the shepherd, why don't we start this trip off with a prayer?

Who would like to lead us in prayer?

Not so fast, you eager beaver.

Not this time.

How about you, Richard?

Uh, yeah.

God is good.

God is great.

Shout to the Lord and you're too late.

Amen.

All right, let's mount our troops.

Let's do this.

Hey, uh, Richard.

Yeah, what's up?

Can I get one of those smokes?

I got you.

I didn't even know you smoked.

Well, I don't.

Okay.

It's peak fire season, my friend.

You tracking with me, home slice?

All right.

No open flames.

Get smart.

All right, locked and loaded.

Y'all ready to blaze the trail?

Yes, sir.

Make sure you stay hydrated, okay?

Because I'd hate for this trip to end before it even started.

Hey, Ryan, can you just put that down for a second and come help me?

Hold up, I'm trying to send a picture to the guys at the shop.

They're gonna flip.

Can't you just do it later?

I just need some help.

Hold on, all right?

Hey, this isn't sending.

What's going on?

It's not going to.

There's no cell coverage up here for miles.

You're kidding me.

No, sir.

The only phone up here is my sat phone.

And that's for emergencies only.

Other than that, we're all gonna be like Aaron Clapton's best-selling album.

Broken down?

Unplugged.

Unplugged.

26 million copies sold worldwide.

That's all the fang shit right there, okay?

Let's roll out.

Slow hand, really, slow hand.

Well, there's no need to be embarrassed, Ryan.

I remember my first time.

I know it's not Emma's.

Just drink lots of water.

You'll be all right.

Give me a second.

Your eyes look a little light there.

Richard, you shave right up here.

Just the essentials.

It's not a cabinet.

You don't rough it a little bit.

I'm still kicking myself.

I should have brought an extra gear.

I don't even see a sleeping bag on you.

I don't need one.

I might not even use my tent, to be honest.

Why would you sleep under the stars like Baird's rose?

That's what you say.

And then she starts to rain on you.

Pastor, look at this beautiful sky God hath blessed us with.

I don't think we need to worry about rain.

What do you know about that sort of medical weather in Missouri?

If you don't like it, just get a five-city.

Maybe a Walmart.

Hey, Ricky, hold up.

What's up?

Oh.

Nah, you don't have to do all that.

Come on, you're getting soaked.

Melon balls.

Here.

I appreciate it.

Thank you.

There you go.

You're quite the survivalist.

That's better than nothing.

Thanks for the four-minute departure.

Should have thought of that myself, to be honest.

No, keep it.

You never know what this weekend's got in store for us.

Appreciate that.

So, uh, what's your story?

What are you doing on this trip?

Who says I have a story?

It's all good.

Just trying to make some conversation.

Good old-fashioned Christian fellowship.

No, for real.

I'm just trying to figure out what type of chick has

the guts to step between two dudes about a fight.

You put a real here-to-save-the-day Supergirl back there.

Honestly, I don't know why I'm here.

And I promise you, it's not to save the day.

Why are you here?

I guess you could say, uh, here to be saved.

All right, everybody, watch your footing.

It gets a little hairy down here.

But I really think you guys are gonna love this.

It's really one of the best parts of the whole trip.

There it is, see?

Look at that, huh?

You don't find waterfalls like that every day.

That's just, uh, about a hundred-foot drop into a Category 5 rapids underneath.

That's amazing.

There we go.

Can you imagine the faces of all that fish?

I mean, boats full of new fish.

It's amazing.

We're gonna go to the, uh, new place.

Don't get too far ahead, Ricky.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

That's like, what, a flood of 93?

All right, guys, right here.

Drop your gear, everybody.

Let's set up in a semicircle facing the lake.

Fire pit right here?

Yeah, fire pit right there.

Okay.

Ah, okay.

Well, the heavens can pour all they want now.

She's gonna be fine.

Can I help you with yours?

No, no.

Pastor, I appreciate it, but I'm good.

You're one of those new high-speed jets.

I don't know what that means.

Oh, you're about to find out.

Not for this.

Huh?

Oh, my goodness.

No, not like that.

No.

There he goes.

There he goes.

Oh, my God.

Keep going!

You got it!

I will do.

It's gonna get very far.

Hey, what's the matter?

You need to zip tie the whole thing down.

No, I just want to keep going.

Okay, ready?

Yep.

Got a minute.

Are they off?

Well, they're off.

Woo!

There he goes.

Oh, there he goes.

Oh, there he goes.

I know it's a shame there, but it just rains better out here.

Well Richard, can we give you a hand with your tent?

Nah, I think I got it.

I think so.

Maybe you need some help with that rain fly?

Yeah, I guess I should have learned my lesson on that one, huh?

Good.

Yeah, enough talk foolery.

Anything we can give you a hand with, Ricky?

Nah, I think I'm all set.

Alright.

Just need to, uh...

Oh, shit.

I left my meds on the bus.

Your meds?

Yeah, my insulin.

I gotta go back and get it.

It's not a problem.

It's not a problem.

We can go in for sleep.

I can't wait till tomorrow if my levels drop too low, then.

You're diabetic.

I didn't know that.

And I never mentioned you were diabetic.

Because I never told her.

You know where I'm from.

It's not exactly something I would advertise.

Diabetes is nothing to be ashamed of.

So, uh, what can we do?

It's all good.

Just, I can hike back.

Be back before you guys know it.

Throw me the keys.

I'll dip right now.

Uh...

I don't think so.

No, no.

What do you mean you don't think so?

Ricky, the first rule of camping is you never hike alone.

Thank you, Pastor.

You're welcome.

Did you ever see 127 Hours?

No.

The guy had to chop his arm off.

I'm a big boy.

I'll be okay.

Thanks, though.

Richard, I insist.

We don't hike alone in this truck.

Did you even make it there and back before nightfall?

Oh, gosh.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Maybe.

If we left right now.

I don't need a chaperone.

Richard, I insist.

I'd be worried sick.

Anything were to happen to you, all right?

So, talk skedaddle, skedaddle if you're skedaddling.

And bring this headphone in case he has an episode.

I got him with me the whole time.

Me and shiny Kathy.

All right, Richard.

It's you and me, homeboy.

And we're burning daylight.

Let's turn, too.

To the gondola vehicle.

I bet you love it, you know.

I don't want to get stung.

Don't worry.

We've got this magic flashlight to protect us.

Password.

What do you got there, guys?

Scorpion.

Whoa.

Mike, I've never seen a scorpion that big.

Oh, yeah.

I don't want to put you to sleep.

I don't see anything.

Right there.

Oh, but it's just a little spider.

Kill it.

Well, that wouldn't be very nice.

After all, we invaded her home.

But I hate spiders.

Me, too.

Caught him.

Caught him.

It's okay.

It was just a spider.

You have everything okay?

Yeah.

Apparently, Megan saved the day again.

What is it?

I'm sorry I scared you.

You don't have to be sorry.

My son would have done the same thing.

All right, guys.

We're not going to do this.

You don't have to walk in head shows around me.

I don't need a pity party every time my family is mentioned.

Megan, I think everybody is just trying to be sensitive.

Just try to be normal.

Sure.

Okay.

All right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Megan, hey.

I think we're going to go play up by the lake while the sun's still out.

If you want to come and join us.

Thank you.

But I'm going to finish my book.

I appreciate the invite.

You try it, babe.

No wonder they're too far off.

We should probably stay close together until Ricky and Deluca get back.

Where the hell did they go?

I still don't think you get it, Ricky.

Walmart works under a team concept.

Kind of a group thing, you know?

We're like a family.

Some days you might be working at home electronics.

Next day you might be working at home garden.

But you're mostly a greeter.

Yes, I greet.

Everybody greets.

It's part of the thing, right?

You know, if that's where they need me.

And that's where I'm going to spend my time.

What are you doing?

Well, when we came in, we wrapped around a little bit.

All right?

We're looking at a 30 degree offset here.

I think I need to shoot a gut shot and ask for a shortcut.

No, I'm not trying to get lost.

Look, if we don't take a shortcut, we're going to be hiking back at night.

And trust me, bro-sif.

You don't want that kind of heat.

These skeeters around here, they'll suck you off dry.

Looks like we're going to be doing some old school bush wagon.

Come on!

Skeeters?

Pretty convenient detail to leave out.

He was embarrassed to tell you, which is why I never told you.

Dad, I love you, but I dated the guy for six months.

So I think I would know if he was a diabetic or not.

Piece of shit.

Hey, we got to warn Paul.

We don't know what he's capable of.

We don't know what he's doing.

Ryan, stop it.

Stop.

He just told a little white lie.

Probably to get some attention or something.

I don't know.

It's not a big deal.

Not a big deal.

No.

Whatever.

But I swear to God, if he tries getting...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me stop you right there.

Let's not use the Lord's name in vain if we can help ourselves.

Now, Richard Vargas might be a little rough around

the edges, but we should not be so quick to judge.

Whatever he left on that bus sure is important to him.

Right?

So, Paul DeLuca will get him there and back safely, and then,

uh, well, in the meantime, we can all just enjoy ourselves.

Well, let's enjoy ourselves, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's beautiful out here.

Ryan.

Ryan!

He's in trouble now.

He's in so much trouble.

Joy to the world, All the boys and girls, Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea,

Joy to you and me ... Jeremiah...

There was more than one verse to that song.

Well, maybe if you sang it with me, I'd remember the second one.

Yeah.

Not gonna happen.

Suit yourself.

He was a good friend of mine, I never really stood to

say a word he said, But I helped him drink his wine,

And he always had some mighty fine. Hey!

Look at that!

Oh!

It's a shed.

Who gives a shit?

I give a shit!

I give many shits, actually.

That thing is old.

That's gotta be 18th century.

Maybe 17th.

I don't know.

Hold on.

I gotta write this down.

I wanna mark where we are.

This is amazing.

You don't see that every day.

You wanna go exploring?

Are you kidding?

I'm about to go into anaphylactic shock And you wanna go exploring?

Yeah, no, you're right.

Of course.

Of course.

History can wait.

Yeah.

First things first, let's get you your meds.

Thank you.

But before we do that...

You wanna start shooting straight with me or what?

What do you mean?

Well, I'm no doctor, but I think anaphylactic

shock happens when you have an allergic reaction.

Not diabetes.

You wanna tell me why we're going back to the bus, Ricky?

Listen, man, the only wrong answer is a lie.

Consider that as I pop off more sweet tunes.

You see it?

It's a deer.

It's beautiful.

It's incredible.

Seriously.

What is that?

I don't know what the hell that is, man.

It's the deer.

I know what a deer sounds like, alright?

Okay, then what the hell is it?

I don't know.

Whoa!

What was that?

Okay.

Let's get the hell out of here.

Hold up, man!

Wait, we're almost back at the bus.

Run, Ricky, run!

Are you kidding?

Get back here.

Shit!

DeLuca!

What the fuck, man?

This isn't funny!

DeLuca!

Son of a bitch.

Oh, God.

It's been so long.

Still got it?

Yeah, we do.

Oh, careful, sweetie.

Anyone else concerned they're not back yet?

Ryan, they're fine.

They said they'd be back by dark, right?

Well, yeah.

Well, it's dark.

Where the hell are they?

Piece of shit, Ryan.

Oh, no, that's cool.

Blame it on the little fella thing.

Thank you, Pastor.

You're welcome.

Jim, by the way, no one's lying.

Ryan, sometimes DeLuca gets on DeLuca time, but he's resourceful.

He has flashlights.

Everything's going to be fine.

So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a

little scouter room for a little more firewood.

He's gone.

He's fucking gone.

Paul got taken.

Richard got taken.

Richard, he got taken.

Somebody get a first aid kit.

In my back left pocket.

In my back left pocket.

Okay, okay.

Here.

Let's talk to him.

Are you okay?

He's gone.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

No, sweetie.

All right.

You've got a bandy for his little owie.

Now, what really happened to Paul?

I already told you.

He disappeared.

Bullshit.

People don't just vanish in thin air.

One second he was behind me, then I turned around and he was gone.

Maybe he fell down a ravine or something.

He didn't fall, okay?

He was taken.

By who?

I don't know.

But whatever it was, it was hunting us.

Okay, what was hunting you out there?

I have no clue.

It's whatever's making the hissing sound.

None of y'all hear that?

What are you talking about?

I can't get it out of my head.

Fuck.

Okay, hey, look.

Look, it's fine.

It's okay.

The thing is gone now, and you're safe.

You're here.

No, it was hunting me, coming for me from above.

We are not safe.

Richard, is there any chance that somebody followed you out here?

Someone from your past?

Someone you might owe money to?

You're not hearing me.

It is not a someone.

It is a something.

Okay, with all due respect, I find that a little hard to believe.

With all due respect, I don't give a shit what you believe.

I know what I saw.

And how'd you get away?

I ran like hell, that's how.

No, no, but you said you tripped and knocked yourself out.

Why didn't this thing just grab you while you was laying out cold?

I don't know.

And that's bullshit.

You did something to Paul.

Ryan, come on.

No, stop.

He found out you was lying about your meds.

He called you out on it, and you snapped.

You're a fucking idiot.

What the hell did you do to him?

Hey, chill out.

This dude just killed somebody, and you're telling me to chill out?

If Ricky killed DeLuca, why the hell would he be sitting here right now?

Why would he sprint through the woods to tell us the ghost story?

He would've gotten the keys to the bus, and

he would've been a hundred miles away by now.

Think about it.

Get back to me.

Megan has a point.

No shit she has a point.

What do we need to do?

We need to find Paul.

We need to call for help.

None of our phones work out here.

Right, and Paul has a sad phone.

He dropped it when he was taken.

Okay, well, can you take us back to where we need that phone?

Are you insane?

Did you hear nothing I said?

I'm not going back there tonight.

None of us should go back there tonight.

Scary ass, dude.

You're not getting it.

You're not hearing what I'm saying.

You want to die?

Go for it.

Look at me.

I'm not getting it.

I'm not going back there.

You're not getting it.

I'm not going back there.

Enough.

Enough.

We'll go first light.

Paul is resourceful.

I'm sure he'll be fine.

He knows what he's doing.

We're not going to make a bad situation worse.

We will go first light.

Lightpacks be ready to go.

In the meantime, let's say a prayer to wish for our friend's safety.

Okay?

No, no, no.

Pray for me.

Dear Lord, we ask that you look over our friend Paul.

Please keep him safe and hale and hearty until we can find the big lug first thing.

And dear Lord, please help our friend Richard see the

difference between the truth and the shadows of the night.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Okie dokie, troops.

Let's roll out.

Essentials only.

Lightpacks.

You lead the way, Ricky.

Why am I going first?

You're the one that needs to prove you're not lying.

So when I finally find the phone, are you going to get off my back?

If you find it, I'll think about it.

Now move.

Keep your eyes open for an old run-down cabin.

It had to be not too far from there.

Oh, can we never pass a cabin on the way in?

Yeah.

It's because Duluth is looking on a shortcut.

Look, I don't want to spend a minute barring this place if I have to, right?

Right.

Look, a grasshopper.

Stay close, Connor.

We got to stay with the group.

Let him have some fun.

I don't want to fall behind.

We'll be fine.

They're not going anywhere without us.

Jim, you're not even slightly worried.

I don't believe that kid's story for one second and neither does Pastor Rizzo.

He probably dropped an acid last night and drank the whole thing.

Okay, then where's Paul?

Fifty bucks, says he's snoozing on the bus as we speak.

Probably got tired of that punk shenanigans

and wanted to teach him a lesson.

All right, if you think so.

I caught it.

Pretty good, but I bet I can get a bigger one.

Yeah, let's see.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ha, ha, ha.

Yeah.

Hi.

This is where we turned off.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I remember this curved tree.

This is it.

Okay, all right then.

Jimbo!

Yeah?

It's a rife at the big curved tree.

All right, we got it.

Dead right.

Go ahead.

Hey, man, can you wait up one sec?

You think I'm full of shit?

But I don't think you're lying.

There's a difference.

I guess I'm glad somebody believes me.

I believe you saw something.

The mind is a tricky thing to make us see and believe things that aren't there.

Yeah, I know what I saw.

Whatever happened, I know it scared the shit out of you.

You know what real fear looks like?

It can't be faked.

Oh, hey, I think I see it.

This it?

Yeah, that's it.

All right, that means the phone's around here somewhere.

Keep your eyes peeled, folks.

That's it.

Now you guys are in really good shape.

Way to go.

See?

Told you.

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Okay, let's see.

Screen shot.

This is Pastor Dwayne Rizzo looking for the Forest Service.

We have an emergency.

Does anyone copy?

This is the March Way Forest Ranger Station.

We hear you loud and clear.

This is Ranger Dale with Wright speaking.

What's your emergency?

Over.

Ah, yes.

Thank you.

We have a missing camper.

We were a group of nine, but our guy disappeared late last night.

Where was he last seen?

At our current location, Davies Canyon.

We're just down from an old cabin.

Could be a ranger outpost, not sure, but two clicks

from a giant clearing where we camped last night.

Doctor!

Where the heck are you, Grandma?

I would say there's a ranger that is escorting

you safely back to your cabin, Doctor.

Great, okay.

Great, that's great, Ranger.

Thank you so much.

No problem.

Get your group together and let us know if a friend shows up before we range.

Roger that.

Thanks again.

Okay, God bless.

Over and out.

Good job, Dad.

Good job, Lord of Love.

All right, Rock, you heard the ranger, so why don't we

all just stick together and gather up maybe by the shed.

I think that would make it easier to...

Where are the windmills?

You should have kept quiet, Grandpa.

You guys can't go out and play anymore.

Megan, wait.

Connor!

Megan!

Emma!

Emma!

Wait, come on, we need to go.

No, we need a plan.

What are you talking about?

Don't you get it?

You heard that kid scream.

We probably found Lucas' dead body.

Oh, my God, Brian, there is no way they'd break you up like that.

Oh, God damn it.

You stop defending that jackass.

He is beyond sus.

There's no telling what he'll do.

Can you just let the rangers handle it?

Please.

Connor.

Brian, we need to go.

Brian, come on.

Holy shit.

Jim!

You can hear me, you need to come out now.

Jim!

Connor!

Hey!

Jim!

Jim!

How do you fucking believe me?

Dear God, what is going on?

I don't know.

I'm not sticking around to fucking find out.

What are you doing?

Let him go, Brian.

It's a finger from a murderer.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Let me explain this.

Show him.

There's blood all over your jacket, Ricky.

What did you do?

I didn't do shit.

There's blood on the fucking trees.

How is it?

I honestly freaked out and tore my jacket off and ran.

I swear to God.

You have to understand this makes it very hard for us to do that, Richard.

Pastor, you have got to stop me.

Then I need you to stay put and I'm going to radio this in to the rangers.

All of this to the rangers.

So now you think I killed the kid too?

And let me guess, I killed granny and grandpa, all

three of us while I'm talking to you a mile away.

Pastor, just shut up until the rangers get here.

This is Pastor Rizzo.

Do you read me?

Copy?

Loud and clear, Pastor.

Are you still doing anything?

Sorry, the old ranger helped us.

No, we are approximately at 200 yards.

Well, could you make your way back there?

We're less than two clicks away.

Our situation is strained drastically.

We're going to be in dire need of law enforcement officials.

Yeah, I have the sheriff to arm and in tow.

Everything should be fine.

Well, what do you think?

Can you hear me?

I can hear you.

Yeah, yeah, I think we're getting near the helicopter.

Yes, we do hear the helicopter.

No, no, no.

We're just up the river from the old ranger's station.

River?

There's no river near the ranger's station.

You think he's gone?

Maybe.

Let's ask him to come back.

What the hell was that?

All I know is he killed five of us and it looks like he wants more.

Maybe.

There you go.

I'm so sorry.

Now this thing knows right where we are.

It knows exactly where we are.

We got to leave.

Shut up, man.

You're freaking her out.

I'm freaking her out?

Not the huge fucking monsters we have to group to pieces?

Shut your damn mouth.

Shut my mouth.

I tried to warn you all.

You wouldn't listen instead of telling me I've been gagging you.

You wouldn't be here.

No one knows what the hell is going on or what

we're up against but we've got to work together.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

I'm sorry.

Pamela.

I need you to stay strong.

Okay?

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I think we haven't had food for a few days but

we have to be really careful with our water.

Yeah.

And the whiskey I found.

Yes.

Thank you, Ricky.

Well, you didn't know a few days.

No, no.

I thought that the rangers were already looking for us.

We're in the wrong canyon otherwise they would've been here by now.

Okay, so they're just they're not gonna come.

I didn't say that.

They just don't know where we are.

Look, DeLuca said it's like 900,000 acres in this forest.

I mean, they must have mixed this up with a different station.

No, I don't think this was ever a ranger's station.

DeLuca said it looked 18th century.

Yeah, well, this definitely isn't.

I'm starting to realize why the settlers disappeared.

Whoever owned the Turgeono, the woman who caught was a bandit.

Who knows how long this thing's been around?

Where's the ancestors?

So what do we do?

Do we just stay here?

I don't know.

This forest is really dense.

I mean, it could be a long time before anyone finds us.

We'll run out of food and water long before then.

We need to make it to the bus.

Even if we get to the bus, doesn't Paul have the keys?

I got word.

Okay, well, we got that covered.

So we have to make it there in one piece.

Okay, look, if we're here, if I'm safe here,

boy, the bus has got to be, I guess, a mile.

But this thing moves fast.

There's no way we can outrun it.

We'd have to get a big head start.

Maybe we should ask him to count to 50 first.

Goddamn it.

Can you be serious for one minute?

Megan, what about the river?

Right here.

We're not too far from the bank.

We can get to the water before this thing catches on.

Maybe this bitch can't swim.

We can't either, not with rabbits like that.

Plus the waterfall, it's suicide.

Shit, I'd rather drown than let that thing get all over me.

Dude, what if the rangers do come?

Right?

We're safe here, so maybe we need to just wait.

She's got a point.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah.

We wait it out until they come, or until we run out of food, and

then we high-tail it to the bus while we still have our strength.

In the meantime, let's get creative.

Let's find anything we can make into a

weapon, in case we have to fight this thing.

Let's get this bitch over with.

What the fuck?

Hey, I found a gun.

Oh, nice.

You know, totally, look.

Look at this.

Could've been better, but, you know.

That felt like ice and rock.

It's like bottled rocks on the 4th of July.

Think it's still good?

Seems dry enough.

Okay, that could be Eddie.

Yeah.

There's still nothing but river and crickets out there.

How about you guys?

Same.

Same.

Same.

I was gone three hours.

Still no sign of him.

Maybe he's gone.

Or he's just being patient.

Hey, you'll open up.

your father was a really great man.

He meant a lot to my husband.

He had a gift.

He was always someone you could talk to.

It's funny.

I was so embarrassed by him when he would talk.

Talk to everybody.

I couldn't even go to the Chick-fil-A drive-thru

without becoming best friends with the cashier there.

My dad would preach every single Sunday for an hour straight.

I could still have the energy to talk to every single person on the way out.

All I wanted was for him to shut up for just a second so we could go home.

I know.

I would get anything to just hear him say one more word.

Gary?

Gary Griswold?

Is this my dad?

Come on.

Wait till we see what happens.

Oh no, that's my dad.

That's my dad.

Dad?

Dad, we hear you.

We're coming.

Hold on, Emma.

You can't just rush out there.

Ricky, my dad is alive.

We need to go fucking save him.

Please help me.

But what if it's a trap?

I don't care.

I'm just going to take the bait.

I don't know.

Dad, hold on!

Okay, are you ready?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hey, wait, you guys.

If I can get on the roof, you can get a lookout.

If I hear the hissing, I can let you know which direction it's coming

from, and that should buy you enough time to get back into the cabin.

Okay.

Okay.

Can you guys help me up?

Okay.

Be safe.

Turn off your flashlight.

Look at my UV light.

The whole forest is a trap.

One of those strange snaps tells that living nightmare where to catch its prey.

That's why I didn't get any.

I could have moved.

I was not in doubt.

That's why I closed in.

He moved right over you and moved on.

It just doesn't make any sense.

If this thing sets up all these tracing webs, then how

can we get to the campsite without tripping a wire?

It probably has to start over after every storm.

There's promising webs by the time we get to look at it back.

This thing knows we've been here for hours.

It's hit all that time to set the trap.

Well, hey, it's a good theory, but that's all it is.

What we know for sure is that Emma's dad is out there.

He's alive, and we need to help him.

Yeah, we have to try.

Okay, I feel like we're just wasting time now.

We have to go.

Emma, wait, please.

Let me just prove my theory, please.

What?

What are you...

Are you crazy?

If I'm right, it'll go towards the branch and be oblivious to us.

Then you're wrong.

Get your asses back in the cab.

Oh, God.

Now that we know how it tracks us, we know how to stay off its radar,

which means we can make it to the bus, but we have to leave now.

The UV light only works in the dark.

Okay, but we go to my dad first, right?

Yes, your dad first, and then the bus.

Okay.

You got any more of those magic flashlights?

Maybe we split up.

I'll go warm up the class.

That's funny.

We only have the one.

Like it or not, we're in this together.

Lead the way, boss.

Remote weapons.

As long as you can hold it in one hand, we have to be nimble.

Anything too big won't make it through the webs.

And I know that.

You have to ask.

Let's fucking do it.

Emma.

Dad, are you nervous?

Emma, be quiet.

No.

Please, please hurry, because I'm so close.

Please.

Come on, Tom.

Come on, babe.

Slow down.

Emma, you're going too fast.

You're gonna miss one.

Slow down.

Emma, Emma, stop.

Don't.

You guys, I wasn't too close.

Let's try this again.

Watch your back.

Guys.

It opens up up here.

Oh.

Holy shit.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

He's gonna be in there.

Oh, hey, Emma, hold on.

Wait, wait.

We don't know what's in there.

What do you mean?

My dad is in there, right?

Yeah, and so is the creature that's been killing everyone.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I have to go in there.

Hey, babe.

I'll go with you.

Hey, let's think about this.

There's nothing to think about.

You go in the cave, you die.

It's as simple as that.

That's obviously the next.

We don't know how many of them are down there.

Are y'all crazy?

Hey, what if there's more survivors?

Bass is alive.

What about DeLuca?

Or Connor?

There's any chance someone's alive.

We have to go try.

We already tried.

It was crazy enough to come back this way instead of just going straight to the bus.

It's not bravery going in there.

It's suicide.

I'm out.

Babe, give me the light.

No.

No.

Get your hands off me.

What's wrong with you, babe?

You're gonna get us killed.

Ow!

No!

I'm sorry you had to see that.

I've seen it before.

There was this one moment, this moment that I...

I couldn't save them.

I didn't have the same look in his eyes.

A feeling of desperation, hopelessness.

You did everything you could for them and Ryan.

It wasn't enough.

I miss them so much and I feel so...

Alone.

Alone.

I feel like I've been alone my whole life, you know.

To be honest, I don't even know what's worse.

Having everything and losing it all or never having anything to lose.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah, anything.

What's on the bus?

About a half a million dollars in heroin.

Yeah, I just figured a...

No God-fearing cop was gonna pull over a church bus looking for drugs.

Could've been their impact before I sunk, before I held it and break loose, but...

Crazy fucking night.

Come on!

Okay, I know you're not coming in there with me, but...

You know I gotta at least try, right?

I know you do.

See you on the other side.

I can't...

I can't...

Is that you?

Yeah, it's me.

It's me.

I heard...

I heard her calling.

My name is...

Emma Says.

Yeah, she's okay.

Yeah, she made out with Ryan a few minutes ago.

Yeah.

When you get out of this place...

Promise me...

You will tell my husband that I love him.

Promise me you will tell my husband that I'm...

Proud of him.

Yeah, I promise.

I promise.

Don't you dare make a choice about the money I need.

For when I fall...

I will arise.

And when I sit in the darkness...

The Lord will be a light to me.

I'm...

I'm right here.

Hey.

What's going on today?

You alright?

I'm alive.

Can you move?

Okay, come on.

I got you.

I got you.

Easy.

What's the plan?

Light this whole shit on fire.

Get the fuck out of here.

You good with that?

Yeah, I'm good with that.

The gunpowder?

I got the one from Ryan's bag.

So we gotta make it count.

Let's hope this shit still works.

I'll be right back.

Now listen.

You don't have to move.

I got a kill zone over there.

I'm gonna lead you to it.

Alright?

When I give you the signal, all you gotta do is light it up.

Wait, how are you gonna get its attention?

Pretend like I'm too fast.

Piss the things off.

No, you're gonna be too close.

You're gonna be too close to the flame.

No, listen.

There's a big rock back there.

I gotta hide behind it.

It'll keep me covered from the fire.

Megan.

You gotta trust me, okay?

Well, you son of a bitch.

You good with that?

That's good news.

Not for me.

Unless you got a half a million dollars laying around.

What are you gonna do?

I can't go back to Chicago again.

That's for sure.

Not that there was anything there for me anyway.

As soon as we get out of this forest, I'm gonna have to disappear.

At least come to the hospital.

Fuck no.

Yes, let them take a look at you.

Let them stitch you up.

Look at your leg.

You can give them a faith meeting.

They'll be gone by morning.

Come on, promise me that.

Deal?

Not everyone gets a second chance.

Not everyone gets to become someone new.

I gotta go.

Thanks for saving my life.

Thanks for saving mine.

What ? ...

Ricky !

Ricky !

Whatever you do...