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Hello? Hi, this is Vivian. I was wondering if, um, if the two-bedroom,

one-bath was available?

Yeah, I saw online.

Oh, it's not?

Okay, thank you. Have a nice day.

Hey.

Oh, this one.

Hi. Hi, yes. I'm Vivian.

I was calling about the one bedroom that you have online.

Oh, it is available?

Okay, yes.

Um, Saturday?

Yep.

Okay. Saturday evening. Thank you.

You hear that?

Three appointments for Saturday for house viewing.

I'm out of here.

I'm done.

This is serious.

on saturday okay it's for sure it's serious oh yeah you're actually

talking to me now yeah now you want to talk now you want to communicate because

you you figured it out that's not even a house that's a fucking half a bathroom

and a stove first of all first of all this is enough space for me myself and i

okay well the shit you have you know what this is why we're oh

This place is really needing a little fixer-upper, so I hope you can handle

that. Yeah, well, we're moving out in two weeks, and you have to help me fix

everything so I can get my money back, my deposit.

Oh, your money.

Your money. Your money. Your deposit.

Oh, forget about all the bills that I pay and everything.

Forget about all the... You can go and look it up right now. Where are the

receipts? Whose name is on everything? The Wi-Fi doesn't count. You gotta have

like... Just like I did, everything else has to be in here. We're not talking

about the Wi-Fi and all the past bills. We're talking about the security

deposit. I paid that. You didn't pay it. And why do we do that? To help you in

your credit, right? Because you talked me into it. Because I'm a fucking moron

for listening.

Yes, you're a dumbass.

You know what?

You can handle all this shit around this house. I'm not going to do anything. The

window, guess what?

Your problem.

This little fucking plumbing issue with the disposal, whatever's going on, your

problem. All right? So, yeah. All this other shit, everything else, that little

shitty table that your aunt with the bum foot gave you, fuck all that. You can

fix all that shit because I'm done. I don't want any of it. You're done. I'm

done. Great. Good riddance. Over.

Fucking kidding.

Piece of shit.

All you do is charge your phone, eat hot chips, and lies.

Oh, how nice of you to leave the bag in here for me.

You're not going to help me fix it?

Uh, I don't know. I don't think that I was on the security deposit that I had

to fix anything, so I think you got it.

What even do I use?

Your brain?

What are these?

Reminds me of something.

Little.

Yeah, like your effort?

Fine. I'll do it myself.

Don't mess anything else up.

I won't need you.

Damn window.

It won't even open all the way.

Yeah, that's what broken is.

That's what broken is.

Yeah, okay.

Watch me fix this thing.

What are you banging?

Oh, man.

What's up? What happened?

Bunny, can you help me? I'm stuck.

It's pretty funny to me.

You know, I haven't seen you like this in a long time, in this position.

Don't be a perv.

I mean, we're both sexually frustrated.

That's why I think you're being such a bitch in the first place.

Respectfully.

But, I mean, I could help you out with that a little bit. And I'll help you out

with that. Just do whatever you want. Just get me out of here.

Trying to wash clothes too?

No, I'm trying to get unstuck.

After you help me a little bit.

I actually missed this part about you.

Don't get used to it.

I'll miss this for sure.

Don't get used to it.

This is so fucking big.

It's been so long since we've fucked.

You got what you wanted. Can you help?

I would not be surprised if every sink in here is clogged with it. Okay. First

of all, this is good hair.

I'll just have to... Can you keep it down in there? I'm trying to finish

this episode.

Yeah, you're being useless in here.

Wow.

Can you just, can you, can you come and see and check it out? It's...

Yeah. Yo, this guy on here, I don't know if you've watched this last

season, but I don't know, maybe we were still together. Okay.

My hand is stuck.

You were so loud.

Yeah,

there wasn't a complaint before.

Wait, I don't understand why.

You're genuinely stuck, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah.

On this stupid ring.

What are you wearing?

Where are you going right now at?

It's none of your concern anymore.

Who does housework in this?

Me.

Not when we were together. You didn't. That's pretty crazy. It's really crazy.

I've got new people to impress.

How about this?

Remember you gave me blue balls the other day when I wasn't going to help

you? Against my better judgment, I still helped you, but you kind of, you know,

you left me hanging. And I don't want blue balls if I'm going out of my way

for you, so I think it's only fair if...

It's not going to waste me any time. About two minutes.

You think you're fucking funny.

Quite hilarious.

You don't have to complain about those two minutes.

Usually.

Look at you. See?

You have no fucking warning.

Watch yourself.

It's stuck. Yeah.

Might as well just relax and let me help myself so I can help you.

Oh. I mean, you're used to just lying there, right?

Most of the time.

Wow. It's not like it's going to take you long anyway.

You should definitely just relax and let me help myself and then I'll help you.

Oh. Usually ladies first, but you're fucking rude, so.

Yeah. Take your time.

hasn't been this stiff in a while.

Well, that makes the thought of you actually fucking leaving. Uh-oh.

After we fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Well, hurry it up, then.

Shit, I'm going to enjoy this pussy while I can.

Yeah,

give me some dick on this.

You're definitely fucked up. I cannot wait till you fucking leave.

You know... It's enough... You leave a lot

of fingerprints everywhere.

if you told me when you spilled things on my rug.

Oh my goodness. Are you still complaining about shit?

It's hard not to.

It's been days now.

Look.

This thing.

What is this? Juice? Wine? What is wrong with you?

You probably spilled it.

Right, because I'm the only one who drinks fluids in the house, right?

Well, no, you just make the most mess.

Oh my, see?

You're so sneaky.

This is why, this is why I'm through.

What are you doing there?

I'm cleaning.

Sounds like you're messing shit up.

Your stain.

My stain.

Yeah, of course.

My stain.

Anything wrong with the house is my fault, right?

Why, you get the security deposit back.

Yup.

Correcto.

Because you got yourself in some predicament.

This is great.

Why didn't you just clean it from that?

You know what?

The logic wasn't your strong point.

What are you going to do now?

Well, you're going to have to pull me out.

Oh, I'm going to have to?

Um, yes.

Just... This coming from the same person who is... I mean, we're

breaking up.

And you left me with blue balls, not once, but twice.

And, uh, I don't know, you seem to...

Need my help again.

What are you insinuating?

Oh, I think you know. I think it's time you actually at least let me have sex

and finish one more time before we leave. Or before you leave. Whoever's

leaving.

Right.

Just do whatever, but you're not going to make me change my mind.

I mean, so you're saying if I just felt you really good one time, then you're

not... Gonna maybe even consider staying with me?

Just do whatever, okay?

Good enough for me.

Oh, man.

Wow, you are genuinely fucking stoked. How do you... Every time...

what's wrong?

such a perfect fucking pussy

if only it could match that attitude

I could have just done this the whole time.

Wow.

You know, pussy.

Wow.

Shh.

There's this mouth, baby.

Fuck.

Hmm.

You still want to break up?

I'll think about it.

I mean, I guess I could help around the house a little bit.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Alright.

I'll get the tools.

Thanks.