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So lovely to find a sport the whole family can enjoy.

Even after you're dead and gone.

This looks like it was Cousin Hector.

Ahh, Cousin Hector!

He always did have a good head for sports.

Uncle Fester, your turn.

Ahem.

See, children?

Horseshoes isn't as easy as it looks!

I know.

Let's play darts, instead.

We thought you'd never ask.

Bullseye.

The Addams men have always been lucky.

Lucky in love, as well.

Mon amour.

Cara mia...

Game over.

Why couldn't we get parents who don't like each other, like all our friends?

Yeah, some kids get all the breaks.

♪ Welcome to the Addams family ♪

♪ How you do, the Addams family? ♪

♪ Come into the Addams family ♪

Now!

Chachacha! *snap snap*

♪ Wonderfully scary ♪

♪ And pleasantly hairy ♪

♪ Delightfully? Very. ♪

♪ It's the Addams family! ♪

*snap snap*

♪ Welcome to the Addams family ♪

♪ Come into the Addams family ♪

♪ Come into the Addams family ♪

Now!

Chachacha! *snap snap*

Alright,

one at a time!

And with feeling!

Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo... !

Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Excellent.

Excellent form!

Thank you for your assistance, Fester.

My pleasure.

Now that I'm all warmed up,

I'm ready for you, dear brother.

Darling, I think Thing is trying to tell us something.

Thank you, Thing.

It's a letter from Pamplona, Spain.

Gracias, Thing.

Darling,

do you know a "Señor Molina" in Pamplona, Spain?

Don Javier Francisco de la Macha Molina?

Of course I know him!

Our families go all the way back to the Spanish Inquisition.

Don Javier is also one of Spain's most celebrated bull fighters!

Ooh, I'm dizzy.

Look, darling.

Señor Molina and Consuela, coming to our house to stay.

Excellent.

I haven't seen Consuela since,

well, since she was teething on a captain head!

Perhaps I should plan a party with a Latin theme, in order of our guests.

Querida.

With you at the helm, I have no doubt it will be magnifico~

On second thought,

let's forget our guests,

and have our own private fiesta...

Gomez~!

I'd recognize you anywhere!

I'm Lurch.

The butler.

I knew that...

I am Don Javier Francisco de la Macha, Molina!

Don Javier~!

Gomez?

Don Javier!

Gomez!

My old friend.

Ahh.

Consuela.

You have grown into such a beautiful woman.

Oh, Señor Addams!

Gracias.

Ahem... !

Ah, this is Maria, Consuela's chaperone.

Welcome!

I'd like everyone to meet Morticia.

So nice of you all to come visit.

Querida, this is my armada.

My sister, you might say.

Sister?

I had forgotten Gomez has a sister, too.

Please allow me to take you to your room.

Fester~

Why don't you take me on a little tour of the ca~as~tle~?

Gomez, help... !

Ah, Fester.

He just can't help turning on the charm.

Is there an "I" in the word?

Sorry, no "I".

Fester~!

Come back!

The children so enjoy playing Hangman.

Darlings.

This is Consuela Molina and Maria,

our guests from Spain.

These are my children, Wednesday and Pugsley.

Aren't they...

... cute!

Gomez is a generous man to take in her children as well, hmm?

Is your father really a famous matador?

Yes!

Yes, he is.

Oh, you just wait, he will tell you many stories of his great victories.

Victories!?

But, we want to hear about when he got trampled!

Or at least gored.

Ooh!

My father, he, he has never felt the end of the bulls once!

Then he should give the people their money back.

Now, children, if you'll excuse us,

I'll take Consuela and Maria to their room.

Wednesday and Pugsley are very, um...

How do you say?

Curious!

Why, thank you.

We try to encourage their young minds to wander.

This is one of my favourite rooms.

It doesn't get any sun.

Oh, you're so gracious.

I hope you don't mind that Maria and I are moving in.

Moving in?

Why, yes.

Did Gomez not tell you about the promise he made to my father?

I don't think so.

But don't worry, Gomez always honours his promises.

He's very kind.

And wise.

To not have your spear to the last person who went back on their word.

Oh, poor Granny Abia.

I miss her.

If you don't mind my asking,

what promise did Gomez make?

To marry me when I turn 25.

Don't want to waste my birthday.

I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood.

I thought you said you were planning to marry Gomez.

Right, I marry Gomez, your brother.

You mean Gomez, my husband?

Si, my husband.

Your husband?

Who?

My Gomez?

My Gomez?

Don Javier, I'm surprised to find that Consuela never married.

Yeah, good women are hard to find.

Almost as hard to find as bad women.

Even for a handsome devil like you, Fester.

Ouch!

Hey!

No pinching the merchandise!

Why not?

Because I find you repulsive?

Oh, you don't fool me,

my little, dough boy.

Hey!

You know, Consuela has had many offers of marriage,

but she has remained true,

to her childhood intended.

Now,

finally,

they are going to wed.

To Consuela.

Consuela.

Now, about the wedding.

How does, ehhh,

an evening ceremony at one of your fine, old Spanish cathedrals sound?

Boy, I couldn't have planned it better, myself!

Perhaps Morticia will be the Maid of Honour.

We'll make it a real family affair.

I see, splendid.

Family affair?

Don Javier, this is for you,

in honour of your impending nuptials.

I have so much to learn about your American customs.

He loves me.

He loves her.

He loves me.

¡Ole!

Ahhhh~

Querida!

I've been looking for you.

Gomez, we need to talk.

About this wedding...

Ahh, you've heard.

I must say I'm really looking forward to it.

I told Don Javier you'd be happy to be Maid of Honour.

Gomez, you insensitive cad!

You're absolutely right, darling.

They should have asked before I committed.

But our families are such old friends,

I was sure you'd just want to be a part of it.

Think again.

Señor Addams.

She must have got a look at the bridesmaids' dresses.

[ bouncy gurgling ]

Gomez seems determined to go through with this marriage to Consuela.

What shall I do?

[ gurgling ]

Boil them in oil?

Maybe, as a last resort.

[ gurgling suggestion ]

Perhaps you'd like another woman around the house, but I wouldn't.

[ gurgling suggestion ]

Cousin Itt, that's a brilliant idea.

After I show Gomez the dire consequences of his actions,

he'll drop that Latin lolita like a hot tamal.

[ gurgling suggestion ]

Yes, I'll put in a good word for you with Consuela.

You would make a lovely couple.

[ pleased gurgling ]

Thank you, Cousin Itt,

and ...... to you!

[ bouncy gurgling ]

Ahh, there's nothing like inline skating

to do some serious damage to the knees.

Gomez.

What's the name of that heinous crime

where a man marries two women?

"Bigamy", my dear.

Of course, it's a game few men can play and win.

Unless it involves Siamese twins.

Do you like my painting?

Interesting.

Recognize the face?

I'd recognize that face with my eyes closed.

It's Cousin Crimm!

Gomez, it's you!

There is a resemblance.

Doesn't it send chills down your spine?

It gives me goosebumps!

I've got the perfect name for it.

What?

Joy.

That, that's disturbing news!

Yes, isn't it?

The weatherman predicts sunny skies for the entire week.

Didn't you see the item about the jealous wife shooting her husband?

I never read the sports pages.

Gomez, it's the headline right there.

Oh, yes.

Very messy.

Very.

Poison is so much easier on the carpets.

Say "cheese".

Cheese.

Haha!

This one's a keeper? What's the occasion?

I just thought you needed a current picture of your devoted family.

A reminder that your wife and children

depend on you for love and security.

What a splendid idea.

Lurch,

don't forget to make an extra copy for Consuela and Don Javier.

After all, they're family, too.

Everyone scowl and say "homewrecker."

Homewrecker!

She's after me!

Festerrrr~!

Oh no! She's closing in!

That does it.

I will not sit by and let my marriage disintegrate.

Gomez may be a two-timing rapscallion,

but he's my two-timing rapscallion,

and I will get him back.

[ purrs ]

... Hey!

I love a man who plays hard to get.

Who's playing?

Hors d'oeuvres?

Gracias.

Nothing like the sting of jellyfish for that extra punch, huh?

Mama's last batch burned the tastebuds right off my tongue.

I propose a toast!

To the happy reunitings, of the Addams,

and the Molina families.

To our families.

And now, I would like to propose a toast.

To my daughter Consuela...

And to her charming...

Why, that must be the entertainment for this evening.

Señor Cardona.

Welcome.

Señor Cardona is an accomplished flamenco dancer

and will be performing for us this evening.

Señor Cardona,

Consuela Molina, our guest of honour.

A splendid idea!

Lurch, my guitar.

Gracias.

Señor Gomez!

Señor Gomez!

May I?

Of course!

Gracias.

Magnifico!

Beautiful!

Not bad for a beginner.

Do you like to see me dance?

Would you like to see me run?

He sends shivers down my spine~

Bellissimo~!

It is time for my toast... !

To our wonderful guests from Pamplona.

I'll drink to that.

That is very kind, but, uh...

I would like to propose a toast, to...

To Consuela!

A beautiful flower blooming in her prime~

I'll drink to that.

A toast to...

A toast to...

To, my future son-in-law!

I'll drink to that.

Gomez, Addams!

Gomez Addams?!

Well, surely you remember.

You proposed to Consuela,

when you were ten.

You proposed when you were ten!

Of course, I proposed to everyone when I was ten.

Then I turned eleven,

and I gave up romance!

And devoted the next year to medicine.

Don Javier, I can't marry Consuela.

I'm already married to Morticia.

What!

You are married, to your sister!?

I'm not his sister, we're husband and wife.

You have,

two-timed my Consuela!?

You insult my family.

Pistols, at ten paces!

But Don Javier, you're the best shot in all of Spain!

That is why I did not say sorry.

Oh, goody!

A duel before dinner!

The smell of gunpowder always perks up my appetite!

I will not allow bloodshed in this room.

To the cemetery!

This is almost as good as a bull fight.

Let the duel, begin!

1...

2...

No, I won't let this happen.

Guess we'll have to shoot around her?

Easy.

Papa, no, this is not necessary!

Come on, the suspense is killing me.

... and I like it!

[ purrs ]

Ouch!

Shoot.

Señor Gomez, please!

Spare my Father!

Oh, querido mio!

Oh, what have they done to you?

Look, Don Javier.

They're in love!

But he is only a dancer.

What will they live on?

On love.

And on the wedding gift, Gomez and I have.

Wedding gift?

Cash, dear.

Of course!

Cash, the currency of love!

Will a million be enough to get you started?

Gracias, Señor Addams.

De nada, old boy!

Muchos gracias.

Gomez!

I always knew you were a man of honour!

To love!

To love!

Hey!

That's the...

... worst kiss I've ever had~

Ouch! My neck.

Do it again.

Don't you hate a happy ending?

Cara mia...

Okay.

And now to engage in that ancient Spanish tradition.

The running of the bulls!

You're all set, Uncle Fester.

Ahh, our Fester.

Always trying to teach the children about other cultures.

Pugsley.

Release the bull.

Okay.

Bullseye.

Olé.

Ah, there's nothing like a good trampling,

to set my fiery Castilian blood aflame~

Querido mio...

Tish, that's...

... Spanish.

Hmm.

Oh well, just as good.

... Ow!

Awoooo... !