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Kyle,

oh my god,

Kyle is a mess here.

Jesus.

Just as kick the clothes and do a pile of it.

No,

how about,

it's starting to give you that.

The game's on,

can't this wage?

No,

actually,

I need to talk to you right now.

Oh my god,

it's place of a huge style Kyle.

You know we like to keep it really clean now,

since you've seen the rest of it.

You've shit,

you've been here for like two months.

Super relax,

it's fine.

No,

I know,

I know Marcus thinks it's fine,

but clearly I don't,

and you seem to not care.

What's the big idea here?

It's your problem.

The big idea is you were supposed to be here for two days,

then it turned into two weeks,

and now it's two months.

No,

no,

no,

I talked to Marcus,

it's cool.

Of course Marcus can take care that you're here.

You're like his buddy from college,

and he's at work all day,

and you guys just have beers whenever he gets home.

Like,

you're just a little hangout buddy at the end of the day.

And I don't even spend time together anymore.

No,

no,

no,

that's okay,

he told me.

He likes having me here,

it's fine.

He invited me to stay.

It's cool.

Not for this long,

and in case you haven't noticed,

it's Marcus' and I as house anymore,

not just his place.

It's not like when back in the day,

when he used to come in between all of your jobs and hang out with

them for months on end.

Those days are over,

he's married now.

Look,

look.

Get used to it.

All right,

honey,

I get it,

you're grouchy.

You deal with like a...

I'm not grouchy.

I'm serally...

I am not grouchy,

I'm frustrated.

There's a difference.

Yes,

I'm sure.

I'm serbing married to him would leave you very frustrated and unsatisfied.

I don't know.

That is not...

No,

that is not what that is.

We go way back.

No,

we're doing great.

I'm doing great,

my marriage.

Thank you very much.

I'm not sure.

I mean,

I know Marcus.

You don't have to lie to me.

Why not?

Lie about what?

I mean,

come on.

We both know him.

He's kind of...

No,

he does.

I...

I can't believe it.

I mean,

his conversation with you,

but Marcus does well.

He does fine,

okay?

No,

okay.

He does fine.

Fine,

I admit it.

He does okay.

I say the word fine,

that's...

I don't know.

I know him pretty well.

I have no idea how he landed a woman like you,

but...

I...

As rude as that is to him,

I'm guessing.

Look,

this is our...

This is my last thing.

This is what we've always done,

you know?

Just chill.

We watch the game.

There's still...

The tournament's still on.

I don't really give a fuck,

honestly.

You expect us not to watch the end of the tournament?

I want to use my own TV.

I want to use my own TV.

I don't want you to keep using my TV and laying out in my living

room.

You just...

You don't get it.

This is our thing.

Like,

we've been doing this for years.

I am aware,

and that's...

It's fine.

That's got to end now.

Marcus isn't single anymore.

Someone else lives here too.

This isn't your guy's little buddy Bachelorette anymore.

I mean,

kind of.

I mean...

Oh,

he's with someone.

He's not a Bachelorette anymore.

You are,

but he's not.

Come on,

I mean...

I think he likes having me here.

But I don't.

What is it?

What is it going to take to get you out of here?

Also too,

I would just like to point out,

it is wildly inappropriate that you are constantly walking out of the shower.

Either...

You walk out naked.

Like,

straight up naked before.

And maybe that's fine when you guys were just hanging out.

Well,

crashing together,

but it's not appropriate for you to be naked in front of me.

Even if it's not on purpose,

it's still...

It's not appropriate.

Oh,

that is funny coming from you.

I saw your...

That means...

Linger.

What does that mean?

I saw your local lingers.

I did not.

Mm -hmm.

I didn't...

No,

I didn't.

You certainly did not seem offended at how inappropriate it was at the time.

You actually seemed very interested.

I was not...

I was just caught off guard.

I was not interested.

I know,

you're not used to seeing that kind of size.

We're not here to talk about my...

We're not here to talk about my husband's penis size.

However,

average it may be,

which is generous.

You've seen it.

I'm not putting them out there.

We were in a frat together,

right?

No.

Yeah.

I love them.

I really love them.

Great guy.

We both know.

Yeah,

we know.

Mm -hmm.

Um...

Can I just get back to the game here?

No.

Actually...

What is he going to take for you to leave?

Clearly,

he's never going to ask you to leave.

I've asked you...

I've dropped a million hints.

We've had this conversation before.

This...

Is...

I...

Listen.

I need you out.

You don't care that I want you out.

Okay.

Do I have to try to bribe you?

I have money.

I need to make plenty of money.

I can pay you to get out.

I'm good on that.

I'm here to check out houses anyway.

I still haven't even found the house I want to buy.

So you don't need money?

That's not...

I thought you were lying,

maybe.

But,

um...

I mean...

It's not like you don't have anything to offer.

Oh my god.

Um...

Alright.

I feel like...

You need to give me this tag team...

Sorry,

I caught you off of you.

Marcus tagged team girls together before in college,

right?

Um...

Yeah,

I had the frat,

of course.

And he's...

Like,

you tagged team like...

One of his girlfriend's together and he'd never minded.

Well,

having you fuck his girlfriend.

I don't really know if he minded,

but she was happy about it.

So...

I hate that I believe you.

I hate that I believe you.

Um...

Yeah,

you believe me.

You wouldn't have to know,

right?

Yeah,

no,

no.

And I would totally leave your space and get out of here and get my

own hotel room.

I mean...

Honestly,

I think you need it as much as I want it.

I hate that you're not wrong.

Is that...

I do a little curious.

It...

I fucking hate you,

it dies.

Alright,

so if we do this...

You're gonna fucking leave.

I'll leave right after it.

You will go get your bags.

Yep.

I'll leave right after.

And you're not gonna say a word.

No,

no.

Of course not.

I don't need to hear him whining about it.

Of course not.

And I don't need to get yours to sell.

Just one more thing.

Okay.

It has to be in your guys' bed.

Ooh.

You know what?

I can't have watching some weird shit on our bed before fucking.

Yeah,

let's do it.

Alright,

let me try this.

Come on in here.

Don't get shy on me now.

Come here.

Don't worry.

This is just what you need.

I don't know about that.

Why don't you do a nice strip tease for me?

You've got a big cock to get hard.

Okay.

Alrighty,

we're getting this book.

This far already.

Greg would kill me and we'll just get this over with.

Can't you get out of my house?

Hmm.

Yeah.

Try not to come on.

You know how to do this.

You know how to get a big cock hard,

don't you?

I mean,

yeah.

I've been a while,

but yeah.

Hmm.

You sure this isn't like,

we can be done now.

This is like,

nope.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

This body deserves treatment from a real man.

Hmm.

Deserves treatment from,

well,

why don't you take a look?

Oh.

No wonder you're such an asshole.

It's even bigger close up,

doesn't it?

Yeah,

that does.

I mean,

I'll give you that much.

Didn't quite grasp the size,

just getting a peek from down the hall when I was coming out of the

shop.

I was not peeking,

but fine,

fine.

Okay,

fine.

I looked.

I looked very fucking happy.

Yeah,

well,

you could do more than look now.

Have your fun with it.

That was your chance to enjoy a nice big cock.

I don't even know what I like to fit my mouth over it.

It's huge.

Jesus.

It's a lot.

I mean,

you've seen Marcus.

I don't know if you remember specifics,

but...

It's like two of his.

Wow.

And it's super thick.

Come on,

don't be shy now.

Touch it.

Oh,

wow.

That was huge in my hand.

So let's try.

No,

no.

I'm not going to enjoy this.

I'm just doing this to get you out of here.

Of course,

of course.

No one said I don't like anything.

Wow.

This really explains your whole fucking personality.

I wonder of course,

put up with you.

Yes,

a lot of us do a lot for a big dick.

Oh,

yes.

You're just huge.

That's the word I would use.

That's right.

Get it going.

Good.

Duh.

Good.

Thank you.

Good.

Wuh.

What?

No.

No.

Wuh.

Wuh.

Don't worry about mouthful.

Then you're used to.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

No.

No.

I'm not here to have any fun.

You are gonna have lots of fun,

but I'm just here to give you a fuck in the house.

That was coarse.

That's the only thing you want right now.

I'm not gonna give you,

just for my own pride alone,

I'm not gonna give you a bad blowjob,

so I'm not enjoying this,

but I'm not gonna do a bad job.

Of course.

Very fucking clear.

Oh yeah,

you're sure not,

are you?

Yeah.

Hold my fucking hair.

Being a gentleman for once in your fucking life.

God.

Oh,

you know,

just let's do it.

Oh,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what,

what?

What.

Just,

just for my own pride.

Of course.

Yes.

So it's nothing to do with you.

Mmm,

yeah,

just leave that alone,

Fuck you.

Ugh.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Ah!

Ah!

Two!

Ah!

Oh yeah!

Two!

Ah!

Ah!

Mmm!

Oh fuck!

Ah!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Let me help you.

Ah!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Ah!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

The kids a little smile there.

You couldn't just smiling about this.

Don't you get up.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Just to look at the extreme.

When do I answer?

Of course.

Right,

I gave you head.

Are we good?

Mmm!

I don't know.

Do you feel satisfied?

Do you feel satisfied yet?

I mean no,

but it's a good job.

But we better

make sure you're satisfied then

for once.

Okay,

we already went this far.

Me as well.

Not ugly.

Oh yeah,

I know this pussy this pussy has been deprived.

Oh,

a pussy like this.

Having to put up with just tiny little cocks.

It's the biggest.

Not the biggest.

That's a travesty of a perfect little pussy like this.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

I might have to get it really wet and warmed up for this and the

fit.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

This is what you do all those girls you fight over all the time,

huh?

Mmm!

I don't know.

Mmm!

You can do tail.

Mmm!

Definitely do tail.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

It's okay.

No,

no.

You can moan with poison like this pussy.

No,

I'm not going to stop.

Mmm!

I won't tell them.

I won't tell them how.

They're fucking nuts.

I'll be moving out not you.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Hey,

while you're here,

I guess you should just suck on it.

Mmm!

Just suck my butt hard.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

I might not fit if I don't get too nice and ready though.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Roll!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

The fact that it's getting super wet couldn't possibly be a sign of that.

Oh my god,

whatever.

I mean,

I have somebody eating me out.

Of course I'm going to get wet.

Like,

does it even matter who?

Mmm!

Anybody can do this and I'll be wet.

Dude,

dude,

dude,

dude,

dude,

dude.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Ah.

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Are you sure the thought of getting spread open by giant talk isn't what's helping

make you laugh?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

No.

No.

Why don't we see how that does that?

As I could be anyone doing this and...

Mmm.

Oh my God.

Mmm.

Oh,

I haven't been stressed for like that in so long.

That's right.

Mmm.

I'm not using it.

I'm not using it anymore.

Mmm.

This pussy's overdue for some reason.

It's like a shrink backhoe.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh my God.

Mmm.

Oh,

my God.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mhmm.

Oh

Big fun Yes,

yes,

yes

It's big,

it's big,

it's big,

it's big Ow,

ow

Just do it,

just do it,

just do it Oh my god,

it's been fucking long

Shit

Argh,

fuck,

fuck,

fuck

Ugh,

ew Ugh,

fuck Argh

Fuckin' dead,

fuckin' dead,

fuckin'

dead Fuck you're just fucking dead Fucking

Oh my god,

you're so fuckin' gut

Oh,

ah.

Sh,

sh,

sh.

Yes,

yes!

Ah.

It's perfect,

there's my mouse under the fucking control,

we're gonna be loud.

Just,

just,

just.

Come on,

come on.

Come on,

come on,

come on.

Come,

come,

come on.

It's perfect.

I'm gonna tell him that I love it,

right?

No?

No?

That'll be our little secret.

I don't know you'd come out.

I don't know.

I like it.

It's what I fucking like it.

Shelly -lylly -lylly.

I'm pressed down.

I'm pressed down.

Oh,

fucking break handl it.

Handl it,

Shen.

You guys!

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I really like that,

I really like that,

I like that,

like that,

like that,

yeah.

I don't feel like how.

Fucking cajon stars.

This is so pleasant.

Fucking close.

That's a fucking daily life coming up giant stars.

We got to get in,

we got to get in,

this is jelly.

She's not really coming.

Oh,

hey.

Oh,

shit,

shit.

Yes,

it's so coming.

It's so fucking coming.

Me!

Me!

Me!

Me!

Me!

Me!

Was it that made you come so long?

It was a big fucking second game.

I'm trying to understand.

Me!

Me!

Oh!

Oh shit.

Mm,

yeah.

Mm,

hmm.

I'm just slightly in a mountain being the - Ah,

ah,

ah,

ah.

You know what?

I think you're off the hook.

Maybe I should just leave right now.

That's what you want,

right?

No,

no,

no,

no.

What?

No,

listen,

don't,

you don't have to leave.

You don't have to leave.

No.

Why don't you tell me,

what is it that you want now?

Why,

and you're gonna make me say it,

aren't you?

Mm -hmm.

Find another funny big dick.

Mm -hmm.

That's great shit.

All right,

why don't you sit on it?

Mm -hmm.

Come here,

get it nice and wet first.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah,

this is your chance to get a nice big cock.

You can use your opportunity.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Ooh.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Raise your hands up.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

You take advantage of having this big cock at your disposal.

Oh,

my God,

I'm fucking know the way it stresses me out,

it's been so long,

fucking

from the experience there was,

um,

of a mother,

you know?

Oh,

yeah,

look at your pussy trying to take that whole thing.

Yeah,

you think I stay around this house this long just for a beer time with

my bro.

I mean,

you know,

he's not that much fun.

Oh

Oh

Oh Oh my god

Oh

Oh

Yes,

yes

Oh Oh I feel a pussy in my hand at the same time

Like that

Oh I Can we get your fucking hat on my pillow?

Oh my god,

what is it?

Don't worry about it,

let's go to it up.

You done writing it?

No,

okay.

No,

I just said get your hat on my pillow.

Well,

that's not done.

Really,

watch the sheets.

I mean,

you can't have it.

It's really like you when he gets home.

I suppose not.

Here's something.

You are something.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yeah,

you are not done writing it,

are you?

Yeah,

you like that day?

Yeah,

I suppose not.

Yeah,

down your seat.

There's an ass that deserves a huge cog.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah,

oh yes.

Oh,

my butt.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Take every inch.

Take every fucking inch.

Yeah.

Yeah,

so get those inches while you can.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

my goodness.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

oh yes.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah,

but I was like,

listen,

that's right.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

All right.

Come here.

Ben,

and you over here,

Ben.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

my goodness.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

She was just...

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

I don't think I'll even have any of these.

I don't think I'll even have any of these.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I don't think I'll even have any of these.

Come on.

Come on,

you look like...

Fatty,

come here.

Come on,

me.

Yes,

yes.

Ah!

Here,

here,

here.

Ah,

yeah.

She was putting her foot on her own.

You're one,

eh.

You're one.

Yes.

Oh!

I don't know.

I feel good pull over on you.

So,

I feel a little scared

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I'm going to come.

I'm too wet!

Too wet.

I think it's fucking worth it,

okay?

Mm -hmm.

Oh!

Ah!

Ah!

Mm -hmm -hmm.

You're...

Ah,

you're only belly,

belly,

belly.

You're only belly,

belly,

belly.

You're only belly,

you're only belly.

You're only belly,

belly.

Yeah You

Yeah,

you remember the feeling of this giant cock inside you,

so you have something to think of so you can come on a little cock.

Say that again,

say that again,

I'm talking about a little cocky cock.

Remember that feeling of this big cock spreading you,

so you have something to come to you and you're having a settle for little

cock.

Yeah.

Oh,

that's a dirty little wave.

It's like a cheating pussy.

It's like a cheating pussy.

Oh,

I love this cheating fucking pussy.

It's cheating fucking pussy.

It's like a pussy.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

I'm good on top of me.

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Hiya.

Hiya.

Mm.

Uh.

Mm.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Oh he had an lung.

ahhh,

ahhhh,

ahh,

ahhh,

ahh,

ahhh,

ahhH tweet for you,

tweet for you,

tweet for you Oh dear

What did you hear ?いる What

did you hear?

Fuck,

you gotta go to the real dirty white I love you.

Yes!

What was that you needed?

Love that cock,

what the fuck ya done?

Love that cock,

you're just over it.

Love that cock,

you're just over it.

Yeah,

you do,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

We're going to go on to a love one.

We're going to lovin' these,

so one of these.

We're going to have to do fucking things.

We're going to have to do dirty girls.

Come and get it.

Okay.

Ah!

Ah!

May!

You're so...

Wow!

All right,

you can come back over sometimes,

one hour maximum,

maybe two,

but only when he's not here,

okay?

Now that's a deal.

All right.

That'll be plenty of time.

I like it.

Now get the fuck out.

Don't come back for a while.