Original subtitles

ANNA: Oh, my God. She's gonna love this.

[laughing] You are so funny.

Okay, shh. I'm doing it.

[light, mellow music]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

[phone ringing]

[bed squeaking softly]

SHUJI: Maya, pick up the phone!

MAYA: Okay, I got it!

SHUJI: It's for you.

[phone beeps]

‐ Hello?

‐ Hey.

MAYA: Hi.

‐ Are you super excited for tonight?

‐ Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm really excited.

‐ Sleepover part‐ay, girl.

‐ Oh, I know. At Maura's.

‐ Yeah.

Um, can I ask you, like, a quick question?

How much do you love Maura?

‐ What do you mean?

‐ Like, on a scale from one to ten.

‐ Um... ‐ [snorts]

‐ [laughs]

‐ Can I be honest? I think I‐‐

uh...I mean...

[tense music]

I think I pick...four‐‐

‐ It's Maura and Anna on the phone.

We're just calling‐‐ ‐ Oh, my God, you guys!

‐ We're calling‐‐ [laughs]

‐ Oh, my God, Maura. You're on the phone?

‐ Maya?

Truth. Were you gonna say four?

‐ What? That's crazy! No.

I was literally in the middle of saying...

"For sure ten."

Like, I love you ten. ANNA: See? Obviously.

I told you she was gonna say ten.

She was saying "for sure ten."

‐ Yeah, obviously, I love you ten.

MAURA: I love you "for sure ten."

[laughs]

You guys are not ready for tonight.

‐ No, I'm packed already.

‐ No, like, I mean it's gonna be off the hook.

ANNA: Oh. Okay.

‐ Love you, besties. See you soon.

ANNA: Love you, fool. ‐ Bye. Love you guys.

MAURA: Love you. ANNA: Love you.

[phone beeps]

[phone beeps]

SINGER: ♪ I ♪

♪ I am hiding ♪

♪ The you I show to you ♪

♪ Is just a lie ♪

♪ You take what you want ♪

♪ You get what you take ♪

♪ Lie ♪ SINGER: ♪ So high, high, high ♪

‐ Maya, are you sure you want to go to this sleepover?

‐ Yeah, I'm freaking packing, am I not?

Do you not see a bag?

‐ [sighs]

I don't wanna worry about picking you up tonight.

MAYA: You're not gonna have to, 'cause I'm going

to my other best friend in the world's house.

Stop.

You don't even know who I am anymore clearly,

if you're asking.

‐ I'll be with her, Mrs. Ishii‐Peters.

All night. I'll make sure she's good.

‐ Okay.

‐ What?

‐ Were you gonna say four on the phone?

‐ No.

No, it's just...

sometimes, you guys, like, leave me out,

which is fine, it's just‐‐

that phone call was kinda crazy.

‐ Mai, I'm sorry, but I just wish you weren't so sensitive.

‐ Well, I'm actually not that sensitive, I‐‐

‐ Just because we were just playing

and I thought you'd think it's funny.

‐ I actually think it's the funniest thing in the world.

‐ I thought you'd think it's the funniest thing in the world.

‐ I do. I think it's hilarious.

‐ [laughing] You do.

And Maura said tonight's gonna be off the chain, so‐‐

‐ Yeah, I agree. It's gonna be really fun.

ANNA: I'm excited. ‐ No, me too.

‐ Get in the bag.

‐ Okay.

‐ [laughs]

[door creaking sound]

[mouse clicking]

SAM: 'Sup, Brandt?

Wanna hang tonight?

[computer dings]

[computer dings] BRANDT: I'm bizzy.

SAM: Coo.

Watchu doin'?

[computer dings]

‐ Royal Rumble pay‐per‐view with my boys!

Where you at, Dustin, Alex, TJ, Kyle, and Evan?

SAM: What's up, Gabe and Jafeer?

[computer dings]

GABE: Just printing pics of weasels.

SAM: Wanna come over watch wrestling?

JAFEER: You must be done sucking Brandt's dick.

SAM: Har, har.

Match at 7:00. Mom's getting pizza.

[computer dings]

GABE: Sure, bro. I'll bring a beer.

SAM: Jafeer? [computer dings]

‐ "When the people you love are gone,

you are alone."

Keanu Reeves.

["Rollercoaster" by B‐Witched]

SINGER: ♪ Uh, today's the day ♪

BECCA: So what are the plans for the party tonight?

‐ So, like, obviously, we're gonna do Truth or Dare,

'cause you can't, like, not do Truth or Dare.

BECCA: Obviously. MAURA: And whoever's the most honest

gets a Beanie Baby.

[indistinct chatter]

‐ Oh, hey. [laughs]

BOTH: Hey. ‐ Thanks for having me.

MAURA: Course. ‐ Oh, my God.

Is that double stuffed crust?

MAURA: Yeah.

‐ Amazing. I'm gonna do it.

‐ Like, has it ever been proven?

‐ Hey. ‐ Hey.

‐ Well, it's never been proven, but, like,

I've heard all sorts of stories‐‐

MAYA: Anna.

‐ Where's your mom? ‐ What?

ANNA: Is there more Powerade?

MAURA: To, like, chant her name and, like‐‐

I'm gonna have to read the instructions again.

You either, like, spin around‐‐ ‐ Guys.

MAURA: Or, like, you look in the mirror.

‐ I haven't seen Maya in a long time.

Can't find her anywhere.

‐ [quietly] Okay. [Anna gasps]

SINGER: ♪ We're riding in a rollercoaster ♪

MAYA: [moaning]

‐ [quietly] What the fuck?

‐ [moaning]

[crying like a baby]

[screaming]

♪ ♪

[laughing]

[moaning like Ace Ventura]

[both laughing]

‐ [laughing] It's the‐‐

it's the rhi‐‐

it's Ace Ventura coming out of the rhino's butt.

‐ Ugh, you guys are so weird sometimes.

‐ [chuckles softly] Sorry.

‐ Sorry.

‐ Way to be late to my party, guys.

SINGER: ♪ Riding in a rollercoaster ♪

MAURA: Anyway, I've heard all sorts of stories...

MAYA: Just for a second. MAURA: I'm hosting out here.

ANNA: [chuckles awkwardly]

We'll be out.

Um, is something wrong?

‐ Are you mad at us?

Like, you can be honest. ‐ My God, stop.

You guys are just really annoying sometimes.

When you laugh together. ‐ Okay.

‐ Sorry. MAYA: Sorry.

‐ You're right.

‐ Whatever. It's more Gina.

She's so annoying.

MAYA: Oh. ‐ Oh, Gina.

‐ She's so annoying.

‐ I don't even know if she, like, wants to be here, but‐‐

‐ No, she'd be crazy to not wanna be here.

‐ So, like, you swear then. You're not mad at us.

‐ My God, Mai, not at all.

But, like, ask me one more time and I'll, like,

actually be mad at you.

‐ Okay.

‐ [laughs] Come on, guys.

Number ones?

‐ Oh, yeah, number ones. MAURA: [laughs]

[trickling]

MAURA: Maya? ANNA: Maya.

What's wrong, Mai?

‐ What? ANNA: What's wrong?

MAURA: You good?

‐ Yeah, I'm fine.

I just have to go to the bathroom.

‐ Okay, do you want me to stay‐‐or us to stay?

‐ Mm‐mm. ‐ Yeah, you okay?

‐ No, no, no, it's okay.

It's a number two actually, so‐‐

‐ [singsong] Listening.

[both laugh] Plunk, plunk.

‐ Oh, okay. MAURA: Like, plop.

[laughs] ‐ Well, it's not gonna plop.

It's gonna be really smooth and quiet.

MAURA: Sure. ‐ Love you.

Bye. MAURA: Don't take forever.

ANNA: Bye.

[toilet flushes]

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

‐ You guys?

♪ ♪

You guys.

[clock bongs creepily]

MAURA, BECCA, AND GINA: Crack an egg on your head,

let the yolk drip down, let the yolk drip down,

let the yolk drip down. [creepy laugh]

Crack an egg on your head, let the yolk drip down,

let the yolk drip down‐‐

ANNA: [laughs] GIRLS: Let the yolk drip down.

Crack an egg on your head, let the yolk drip down,

let the yolk drip down, let the yolk drip down.

Crack an egg on your head, let the yolk drip down,

let the yolk drip down, let the yolk drip down.

‐ Hey.

BECCA AND GINA: Crack an egg on your head...

‐ Hey, Maya.

‐ Couldn't find you guys.

‐ What happened? You fall in the potty?

[laughter]

No, I just didn't see where you went.

‐ We're here. [laughs] ‐ Yeah.

Okay, so here's the thing, you guys.

No one is going to sleep tonight.

BECCA: [gasps] Ooh.

GINA: Wait, what? ANNA: Oh, my God.

‐ My swim meet's at 8:00, so there's, like, no way.

‐ No one cares. We're staying up.

‐ Well, I just get really tired at 10:00, but‐‐

‐ I'm down.

MAURA: Yeah! Hell yeah!

[both cheering]

‐ [cheering half‐heartedly]

‐ JK. [laughs]

How are we gonna stay up? BECCA: [laughs]

[carbonation hisses] ‐ Drink up, children.

[laughs]

BECCA: Ew. [laughs]

‐ [whispering] Wait, Na, you're gonna stay up all night?

‐ Are we staying‐‐I thought we were staying up all night.

‐ No, I just didn't know that you wanted to do‐‐no.

‐ Okay. MAYA: I want to.

‐ Yeah, that's the only reason I‐‐

‐ I said it. ANNA: I'm doing it.

MAURA: There we go. Heck yeah! Come on!

‐ Oh, my God, Anna, you're gonna be up all night.

BECCA: Yes! SINGER: ♪ Back to back ♪

MAURA: Yeah! ‐ That's a huge sip.

GINA: Guys. ‐ We're gonna be so hyper.

GINA: You guys. Guys.

SINGERS: ♪ Well, I don't give a mm ♪

♪ 'Cause I done dead already ♪

♪ Back to back, belly to belly ♪

♪ It's a zombie jamboree ♪

[upbeat calypso music]

♪ ♪

SINGER: ♪ One more time now ♪

SINGERS: ♪ Back to back, belly to belly ♪

♪ Well, I don't give a mm ♪

♪ 'Cause I done dead already ♪

♪ Back to back, belly to belly ♪

♪ It's a zombie jamboree ♪

[clock bongs creepily]

[laughter] ‐ Oh, my gosh.

[pop music playing] ‐ Maya, really, really do it.

Like you're really a stripper.

[laughter] Oh, my God.

‐ So, like, um... ‐ She's so funny.

‐ Are you Maura's new best friend, or...

‐ Oh, me and Maya are. Are you?

‐ Um, no. My mom makes me come here, so‐‐

‐ Oh. MAURA: Whoo!

MAYA: [cackles] ‐ [screams]

‐ Gross!

Don't mind if I do.

‐ Okay, is that enough time?

I'm done. I did it. ANNA: Okay, good job.

‐ That was really embarrassing, you guys.

ANNA: Next. ‐ Okay.

Okay, next.

Okay. Um...Becca.

Okay, truth or dare?

‐ Truth for sure.

‐ What's a deep dark secret

you've never told anyone?

MAURA: [laughs]

‐ Okay, I've never told anyone this...

MAYA: Okay.

‐ But Heather cheated on Alex with her cousin.

[all gasp] They hooked up.

‐ He so doesn't deserve that.

Her first‐‐her first cousin? GINA: That's disgusting.

‐ Wait, that's, like, disgusting, you guys.

That's incest. ‐ Yeah.

‐ That's really bad.

‐ But you guys can't tell anyone this.

Swear. On your life. ‐ No way.

‐ Swear. Swear. ‐ Oh, I swear.

‐ Pinky swear. ‐ Don't tell anyone. Swear?

ALL: Swear.

‐ I'll, like, never forget this night.

‐ I love you guys. ‐ Love you guys.

ANNA: Love you.

MAURA: I love you too.

[indistinct whispering]

MAYA: Ew, no. No, that's so gross.

‐ No, Anna will make it really funny.

‐ Wait, what will I make funny? I wanna do something.

I wanna do something. I'll do it funny.

‐ Yes, she will!

‐ Okay, I didn't pick it, so don't get mad at me.

‐ I'm not gonna get mad.

MAYA: Okay.

Anna's dare is...

to go lick the bathroom floor.

‐ Oh, my God. MAURA: [laughs]

‐ That's disgusting.

‐ [laughs]

MAYA: But you have to do it.

‐ No, I'm not doing that. That's disgusting.

‐ What? That's not fair.

We all did something and you're not going to?

‐ Yeah, but mine's worse.

‐ I know, but it's gonna be funny

if you do it, Na.

Just do it. Do it. ‐ Yeah.

‐ Oh, my God. ‐ There, I did it.

GINA: Oh, that's disgusting. ‐ That doesn't count.

‐ That doesn't count. ‐ Maura, truth.

You haven't done a truth yet.

‐ That's true. You have not done a truth.

BOTH: Okay.

‐ How far have you gone with a guy?

‐ [scoffs]

Definitely not as far as you or Anna.

ANNA: What? ‐ [scoffs]

‐ Okay.

MAURA: Truth, Maya.

What really happened with Brandt?

Were you really desperate?

[tense music]

♪ ♪

‐ I don't know. Can I say, Na?

‐ Tell them what...

‐ Okay, this stays in this group.

‐ Yeah. ‐ 'Cause this, like, can't leave.

MAURA: Yeah. MAYA: Okay.

Okay, so what really happened is...

Brandt asked to finger me,

and I was like, "Can I bring Anna?"

'cause I was scared,

and then we went into the closet

and he just, like, felt us up.

Just, like, up and down and‐‐

‐ And circles?

‐ Yeah.

‐ Rumors are, like, so messed up.

MAYA: I know.

‐ Someone once said I have alopecia,

but my hair is, like, so full.

‐ [gasps] Oh, my God. ‐ Rumors are crazy.

You have the most beautiful hair.

‐ I know! It's so weird. ‐ It's so not true

'cause your hair is so full. ‐ Right?

[all talking at once]

ANNA: I love you. ‐ Okay, but, like, Maya. Maya.

I heard you were, like, totally obsessed with Brandt though.

And, like, you put hair in his locker

and, like, he almost transferred schools

for a second 'cause you scared him so bad.

‐ [laughs] GINA: Stalker.

‐ That's not true! That's crazy.

GINA: That's weird. ‐ [laughs]

‐ I don't like him.

I don't like assholes, you guys.

‐ I mean, girls do like assholes.

You can just admit it.

‐ No, but Maya doesn't like assholes.

She‐‐she had a crush on Sam Zablowski.

He's not an asshole. ‐ What?

BECCA: Zablowski? ‐ You and Sam?

‐ Anna! I don't like Sam.

I just liked him for, like‐‐ ‐ Not now! Not now!

‐ I had a crush on him for, like, a day

and then I stopped.

BECCA: God. ‐ That's right. You stopped.

‐ Oh, my God, we should call him.

‐ I don't like him. Fine, call him.

I don't care. ‐ What's his number then, Maya?

‐ I don't memorize it 'cause I don't like him.

‐ Don't call him 'cause she doesn't like him.

BECCA: Wait, we should. MAURA: [laughs]

Does anyone know his number?

‐ I want in. ‐ I don't like him so I don't care. Call.

‐ Who knows his number? ‐ I want in.

‐ Who knows his number?

Does anyone know his number?

Becca, Becca? ‐ Anna might. I don't know.

MAURA: Do you know? ‐ Do I know? I don't...

[phone rings]

‐ Hello?

Hi.

It's Becca and Maura.

‐ Maura?

MAURA: Sam... [snorts]

how much do you like Maya on a scale of one to ten?

‐ Maya Ishii‐Peters? BECCA: [laughs] Yeah.

‐ I don't know. Why?

‐ What?

‐ They're just prank calling me.

They wanna know if I like Maya, or...

[Maura and Becca giggling] ‐ Whatever.

MAURA: Peace.

[line clicks, tone]

[epic rock music playing on TV]

♪ ♪

[sighs] Girls.

[clock bongs creepily]

[ominous tone]

MASK: Secret blood.

[toilet flushes]

[laughter]

‐ Come on, you guys, stop.

Let me out. That's not funny.

‐ Not until you do Bloody Mary.

‐ Stop it, you guys. Come on.

Let me out. ‐ Do it!

‐ Maya, they'll let you out when you do Bloody Mary.

MAURA: Yeah.

[creepy music]

MAYA: [groans] [door knob rattles]

[whining] You guys, stop!

Let me out!

‐ Do it! MAYA: It's not funny.

Stop it. Come on, you guys.

‐ No, do it! ‐ Fine.

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.

Let me out! ‐ We can't hear you.

‐ Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!

Let me out! [all screaming]

[laughter]

‐ Was that funny, Maya? Did you see Bloody Mary?

‐ Yes.

‐ Are you actually mad, Maya?

It was just a joke. MAURA: Yeah.

‐ No. ‐ Are you okay? What's wrong?

‐ Anna, I'm good. Anna, stop.

‐ Oh, no. ‐ No, stop.

I thought it was funny. It's good.

That was really funny, you guys.

‐ Are you sure? MAYA: Yes.

Anna, stop asking me.

I'm fine.

BECCA: [quietly] What's her problem?

GINA: Honestly, I don't know.

[Anna talking indistinctly]

‐ Are you okay?

‐ Yeah, no. I said it's really funny.

I liked it.

‐ I'm talking about Anna.

Like, I love her, like,

so much. ‐ Yeah.

MAURA: But she has the biggest mouth.

I can't believe she told everyone about Sam.

‐ I mean, honestly, like‐‐ MAURA: Yeah.

‐ I agree.

Like, physically, she has a huge mouth.

She can stick anything in it. ‐ What?

‐ Like, even her entire fist.

‐ Has she done that?

‐ Yeah, but shh.

‐ Ask Anna to do that right now.

‐ What? Did you say my name?

MAURA: Yeah. ‐ Nothing.

‐ Anna, truth.

Can you stick your entire fist in your mouth?

Maya said you could. ‐ Maya!

‐ In a funny way, though, I said.

Like, you do it as a joke.

‐ Wait, Anna, actually do it.

BOTH: [chanting] Do it, do it, do it...

‐ She doesn't have to. You don't have to.

BOTH: Do it. BECCA: Do it, do it.

[laughs] Seriously, that's disgusting.

‐ Oh, my God! Ew!

[laughs]

‐ Ugh, there's, like, saliva all over that.

‐ I know. ‐ Oh, my God, you guys.

Gina's already asleep.

[laughter] ‐ She's so tired.

‐ It's so early. ‐ [singsong] Gina!

Gina! Arise!

‐ Oh, my gosh, you guys, seriously!

I have to sleep.

‐ It wasn't me. It was Maura.

‐ [high‐pitched] Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina.

BOTH: Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina. ‐ Maya, stop!

My meet's in, like, four hours. ‐ Gina!

‐ Wake up for an hour for my meet.

I'm sorry! ‐ Okay, okay, okay.

Shut up. Shut up. Everybody shut up.

Listen. Here's the deal.

Next person who falls asleep is out.

‐ Not it. ‐ Not it.

‐ Not it! ‐ Not it.

[clock bongs creepily]

MAURA: [giggling]

‐ [groaning softly]

MAURA: [giggles]

‐ Mm.

‐ She's out.

MAURA: [whispering] Sharpie her.

[both laugh]

Do it.

[laughing quietly]

‐ Shh.

[snorts]

‐ [moaning] [Gabe sighs]

[sultry jazz music playing on TV]

‐ What's the farthest you've gone?

♪ ♪

‐ Haven't found the lucky lady.

You?

‐ Uh, I just got a handy last summer.

‐ You never told me that.

‐ Burned my dick off.

Lotion, my friend.

‐ Hmm. Good to know.

[dreamy sweeping music]

♪ ♪

[music builds]

♪ ♪

[inhales deeply]

♪ ♪

‐ [laughs softly]

♪ ♪

[Anna snoring softly]

‐ [laughs]

[snorts]

[laughs]

‐ What is going‐‐Maya!

‐ [laughs] Sorry!

‐ What are you doing? ‐ [laughing]

‐ What are you‐‐ my sleeping bag's wet.

What the hell?

‐ Don't be so sensitive.

We're doing it to everyone.

‐ I'm not sensitive.

You're the most sensitive person here.

‐ Oh, my God. Sorry.

You were leaving me out all night.

You left me in a bag. Maybe that's why I'm sensitive.

‐ That wasn't on purpose. Oh, my God.

Are you kidding? ‐ Oh, my God.

‐ [whispering] You leave me out all the time.

And you got my bag wet.

‐ Sorry.

That was Maura's idea, not mine.

Sorry. ‐ Oh, was it Maura's idea?

MAYA: Yeah! ‐ Where is she?

‐ You literally are obsessed with her.

‐ Are you kidding? Wow. ‐ Oh, my God, whatever.

ANNA: Oh, my God, Maura.

[both laugh]

‐ She's asleep.

‐ She's out.

‐ [laughing] She's out.

[both shush]

‐ [whispering] Maya, shh.

‐ [gasps] Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

‐ She sleeps with her eyes open.

[both laughing]

‐ Ew.

My God.

[both laugh]

ANNA: So weird. [laughs]

‐ Do you love Maura more than me?

Be honest.

‐ Maya.

Obviously not.

She's here.

You're here, but above the heavens.

‐ I mean, for me, she's below the ground

and you're, like, up here.

‐ That's what I'm saying. Same.

[both whispering] Under. ‐ Swear?

‐ Swear.

[both sniffling]

I love you.

‐ Yeah, let's go to bed. ANNA: In your bag?

‐ Yeah. [grunts softly]

‐ Are you sure‐‐ are you sure you don't mind?

‐ Yeah, no, I'm good.

[grunts]

Hey, Anna.

‐ Yeah?

‐ The last ones out, aren't we?

[relaxed music]

‐ Yeah.

♪ ♪

Do you want me to rub your back?

‐ No, it tickles.

Oh, my back, okay, yeah.

♪ ♪

Can you do the long scratches?

♪ ♪

‐ [sighs]

♪ ♪

[door creaks]

[door thuds]

[toilet paper holder clattering]

[toilet paper rustling]

[toilet flushes]

[door creaks]

[clock bongs creepily]

[Anna snoring]

MAURA: You guys!

Wake up!

‐ Oh, my God.

MAURA: Somebody clogged the toilet

and it's brand‐new and super expensive.

‐ What?

MAURA: Somebody clogged the toilet

and it's brand‐new and super expensive.

Who was it? ANNA: God.

[groans]

‐ She's right.

There's a weird pad in there,

so whoever left it has their period.

‐ Not it. ‐ Not it.

‐ Not it. Not it.

‐ Definitely not it.

‐ I bet it's Maya.

‐ [scoffs] What?

‐ I mean, you did go in there last.

‐ It wasn't Maya

'cause we don't have our periods yet.

‐ Yeah. We don't.

‐ I mean, Maya, if it was you, it's totally fine.

We just need to know so we can fix it.

‐ Okay, but it's not me 'cause I don't have it,

but what if it was like, Santa came

and, like, literally bled on a pad

and, like, put it in the toilet.

‐ Nah, I'm pretty sure it was you.

‐ I don't have my period! Stop.

‐ It obviously was though! MAYA: Oh, my God.

Maura, you're being crazy actually.

Stop. ‐ You guys, she wants her privacy.

‐ Guys, stop.

You're being crazy! Stop!

‐ Uh, Maura? Your foot's bleeding.

‐ What?

[dramatic beat] Wait, what?

Oh, my God! BECCA: Ew!

ALL: Ew! Ew! Ew!

[all screaming]

‐ Ew!

[all screaming] ALL: Ew!

‐ Is that what you do for a pad?

MAURA: That's disgusting!

BECCA: Oh, my God, what is that?

[all screaming] ‐ Stop.

[all screaming]

‐ Stop!

Okay, you guys are being really mean!

Stop!

Oh, my God! Stop it!

‐ What?

‐ My blood.

‐ Fucking knew it.

Why would you lie to Anna?

That's so fucked up.

‐ I'm not.

‐ Come here.

‐ It's gonna be okay, Anna.

MAURA: It's okay.

‐ Anna, I'm sorry.

MAURA: [sniffling]

‐ I didn't‐‐ [sighs]

BECCA: I'm so sorry.

MAURA: That's so fucked up. We're here for you.

‐ We're your friends. MAURA: We love you, Anna.

[line ringing]

YUKI: Hello? ‐ Hey, Mom.

YUKI: Maya? [speaking Japanese]

‐ Yeah, I'm sorry for calling so late.

YUKI: What‐‐what's wrong?

‐ Nothing. Can you just come pick me up?

[sobbing] Please?

YUKI: What's going on?

‐ Nothing. I just wanna come home.

MAYA: Everyone thinks I'm a liar.

‐ No, you're not a liar.

You know, privacy's different than secret.

‐ No, I know,

but Anna asked and I lied to her

and I feel like...

I don't know, I, like, clogged Maura's toilet

and everyone thinks I'm disgusting now.

‐ Oh, you‐‐listen to me, Maya.

Girls or women are like salad bowls.

You know?

You put everything in one bowl.

Um, like this one here?

This is your...

‐ [laughs]

YUKI: [laughing] What? It's not funny.

It's‐‐it's beautiful.

MAYA: No, I hate it. ‐ It's a little cute wonder.

And...ooh, who's that?

What's in here?

Ooh, this is Anna.

You cherish it and keep it.

And you only get to keep what's most important to you.

Okay?

Because there's not much room in the salad bowl.

Okay?

[heartfelt music]

What's that?

‐ Taking things off. YUKI: Ah.

You have a lot of junk in your bowl, huh?

[both laugh]

Oh, what's that?

‐ Anna. YUKI: Anna?

Ooh, it's nice.

Okay.

‐ Stop taking it off my head.

YUKI: You wanna keep it there? ‐ Yeah.

YUKI: You wanna keep Anna? ‐ Yeah.

YUKI: Ah, that's good.

‐ Even if she hates me.

‐ I'm sure she doesn't.

She will come back.

‐ Okay.

‐ Yeah.

So let's just cherish it.

Let's keep it. Okay?

‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ Hmm?

You're gonna be okay.

‐ Okay. ‐ All right?

♪ ♪

‐ [sighs]

MAURA: Hmm?

‐ Um, sorry, but I just‐‐

can I have $20?

'Cause, um, Bernard spent it all on alcohol again.

‐ Again? What a cunt.

‐ Thanks.

It's kinda weird that Maya's not here, no?

‐ I mean, like, it'd be weirder if she was here.

Like, I don't know how you forgive someone

after lying to you like that.

‐ Yeah.

‐ Maya moved to Arizona.

‐ Mm. [laughs]

Yeah.

Bernard.

[whispering] Bernard.

You just always lie to me.

‐ [shushing] Don't cry. Don't cry.

You want milk, baby?

Milk.

‐ [sighs]

[chuckles]

[shady music]

[laughs softly]

♪ ♪

[whispering] Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

Tonia.

[door opens]

MAURA: Hey.

‐ Hey. You got your milk? MAURA: Yeah.

Uh, can I have my wallet back now?

‐ Oh, yeah. Thanks. I just borrowed the...

MAURA: Yeah.

‐ Your baby needs you.

[laughs] Shh. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

Mom.

Mom, could you, like, come up here?

‐ Maura...

You said that she was, like, a doctor.

But she's in a body spray ad.

‐ Um, can I just have this back?

‐ Well, I'm just using it.

‐ Anna. ‐ What?

Right? I mean, you lied. ‐ Can I just‐‐

‐ You can just say it. ‐ Can I just‐‐

can I just‐‐ give it back please.

‐ No. ‐ Anna.

It's mine.

Mom! Mommy?

Anna.

[angrily] Anna, it's mine. ANNA: No.

MAURA: It's mine! ‐ No.

‐ Give it back. ‐ No, you give it back!

‐ No. Mom! [grunts]

Hey, it's mine.

ANNA: I'm just gonna‐‐ just let me‐‐ MAURA: Stop.

ANNA: Stop. MAURA: Give it back!

‐ Maura. MAURA: It's mine!

Come on! It's mine! LEANNE: Maura, no.

MAURA: It's mine! Anna! LEANNE: No, no, no!

MAURA: Anna! ‐ Just go.

[tense music]

Just‐‐ MAURA: No! Mom!

Mom, no! LEANNE: Shh.

It's okay. Calm down.

‐ No! Anna!

Give it‐‐Anna!

No, Mom, it's mine!

[sobbing]

‐ Come on. ‐ Mom, no!

LEANNE: Sweetheart, calm. MAURA: Mom.

LEANNE: Just calm.

Calm. Just breathe.

MAURA: Anna!

MAYA: That's why I said four about her, on the phone.

I knew she was not right.

ANNA: You always know before me.

Like, I'm too trusting.

I'm too trusting. MAYA: My mom knew too.

ANNA: And Gina. ‐ I know.

ANNA: None of them are her real friends.

‐ I knew it. I freaking knew it!

‐ No. Duh. She's a liar.

‐ No, I know, but I am too.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you about my period, but...

[sighs]

I guess you don't like me either right now.

‐ Honestly, it's something about me.

Like, I just attract liars.

Something that says, like, you can't trust me.

‐ Anna, it's not always about you.

It's my freaking period!

Like, it was a big deal and I was like‐‐

I thought it was small and it would go away,

but it, like‐‐it didn't.

Just comes once a month.

‐ No, you're right. That's really intense.

‐ It is.

‐ I'm sorry, and I'm really so happy for you.

My best friend's a woman.

‐ No, I don't wanna be.

‐ Why?

‐ I don't know, I guess I'm just, like, a salad bowl

like every other woman.

‐ Mm.

Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm.

‐ Yeah.

Like mushy carrots, you know?

‐ Just promise no more secrets.

‐ Never. ‐ Okay?

‐ I swear. BOTH: Swear.

‐ Swear. ‐ Swear.

[The Pastels' "Worlds of Possibility"]

Except I did throw away one of your library books

'cause I spilled Sprite on it.

‐ Maya, that could affect my credit.

‐ I know. Sorry.

And also, when you're not around,

I go through your underwear drawer

and try on every pair with flowers on them.

‐ Over or under yours?

‐ Under. ‐ [groans]

‐ Also, I drew that goatee on your face

and there's still a little bit on there.

‐ You did that? ‐ Yeah.

I also joined wrestling because of Brandt,

not 'cause I wanted to be a strong wrestler.

Also when my mom buys potatoes, I put them in my shirt

and I walk around like this with boobs.

Also I have a book of crushes and one of them is your dad.

‐ Ew, Maya! ‐ I just‐‐

Also I sometimes touch myself down there

in a way that I told you about,

but in a different way, not for comfort.

I have a secret screen name where I talk to old men,

and I'm talking to one right now.

I also shave my mustache sometimes.

Shuji's my half brother. ANNA: What?

MAYA: But we're basically full.

That's probably it.

‐ I got a pencil mark on your bed cover once.

It was about this big, and I didn't tell you.

‐ Anna! ‐ That has been killing me.

‐ Why would you do that and not tell me?

‐ I feel so much better.

‐ Ugh, that's, like, kind of annoying.

SINGER: [vocalizing]

♪ ♪

SINGER: ♪ Unbounded by languor or longitude ♪

♪ Everywhere is the center ♪

♪ Of someone's world ♪

♪ Panorama, getting calmer ♪

♪ Senses warmer ♪

♪ I don't want us to fall ♪

♪ ♪