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Sir, your noodles are here.

Finally.

Any word on locating pops?

We're still scouring the Bly's Dwarf Quadrant, sir.

Any word on locating the special sauce?

Scouring the bag, sir.

There doesn't seem to be any, sir.

What?

Noodleverse is the worst.

There were no packets of special sauce in my bag.

Never ordering from you again.

Huh?

Where are the negative stars?

Noodleverse deserves negative stars.

Yes, yellow customer service.

I'm trying to leave a negative star review, and

what do you mean the lowest review is zero stars?

They deserve negative five stars.

Your archaic rating system does not reflect my level of hate.

Oh, dear.

He has grown more powerful than a five-star rating system can contain.

All right, pops.

Go!

Wait, did you even hit it?

I don't want to break it.

This board could one day grow up to be a beautiful dinette centerpiece.

Pops, we're supposed to be training you.

Come on, pops!

Fly like a butterfly!

Sting like a... Hey, wait, pops!

Sting like a bee, pops!

A bee!

This isn't working.

I'm hungry.

Our bees are about to be stung, and by that I mean our butts.

Why?

Anti-pops forever grows in power.

We must hasten our training.

How are we going to do that?

Even with everyone helping, it's still going slow.

Have you heard of the ancient technique of training montage?

Montage?

No.

What is it?

Masters of it could condense time and space to train faster.

They could skip right over the parts where they took a break to pee or fart.

Wait, that sounds familiar.

Oh, yeah.

It's a film technique in which a collection of shots cut with wipes and

dissolves in quick succession is used to condense space and time.

I went to art school.

Yes, exactly.

By doing this, they were able to do weeks of

training in mere days to reach the next level.

Is pops going to level up like in a video game?

Something like that.

Cool.

Ah, music.

With the right track, these lessons will fly by.

This is my favorite song.

This montage technique is nuts, dude.

Yeah, man.

It's crazy.

First they're like, over here.

And then they're all, white.

Boom.

Hey, we're over here.

Yeah.

I bet pops will be ready in no time.

I even like the song.

It's catchy.

It's so early.

How long is this going to take?

Dude, I can't handle that song anymore.

He played it like 120 times.

What are we going to do?

I have an idea.

Let's change the tune-age.

I'm ready for today's training montage, Earl.

Ah, you've caught the montage bug.

If we keep this steady pace, we should be ready in two weeks.

What?

It's so early.

It's so early.

Where is my music?

I don't know.

We're getting some kind of trims on a little bit.

Don't you know what you've done?

What's the problem?

It just looks like he's training faster.

Don't you see?

Montages are more powerful the faster than the song is.

I see my old mind.

I see my old mind.

I see my old mind.

Level up!

Ah!

Ah!

Huh?

All right, Pops.

You chopped the board.

That's enough montage for now.

No!

Don't get near him!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Pops, you gotta stop!

Oh!

Oh!

Pops!

How long is this song?

It's five and a half minutes!

You have to turn off the boombox from within the montage!

We can't do it or we'll get sucked in too!

Level up!

How did I get this fishing pole?

Montage logic!

Just use it!

Dang it!

The wave took my line!

Pops, the bed is me.

You can stop.

All right, our next step is... What?

No!

Oh, great!

Now we're stuck in the montage too!

Way to mess everything up with your young, hip, fast music!

This is dangerous!

You can't just throw fast music around!

Whoa... Didn't explode.

Whoa!

Get the boombox!

Out.

of control!

If we don't stop him, he'll dis-Hmm, what's that sound?

It's a thematically appropriate transition!

Pops, are we breathing in space?

This isn't space!

It is the void!

This is where you end up when you reach peak montage!

Color cards, morphing, split screens, anything can happen here!

Where's Pops?

Pops.

has a place that appears repeatedly to show someone's progress!

If we find the Nexus Point!

Is this what it's like for you all the time?

Pretty much!

I'm, uh... I'm getting a little sick here!

You are not ghosts!

You are overlays!

Now figure I'll top this Nexus Point!

The wood chopping!

He always levels up when he chops wood!

Rigby, get to where the boombox will be when we come out of the void!

Through me, Skips!

For freedom of memory, man!

So far away!

We wait for a man!

A little faster, Rigby!

For the life's also wasting time!

Feel the pain in there!

All he has left to do is like the perfect signature!

Is the boombox about here?

Dude, it's to the left!

It's right over here to me!

Over here, just over here!

Here?

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Pops!

Rain!

He is ready!

He is ready!

Good show!

Good show!

Later!

Good show!

Good show!

Good show!

Here we go...