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Okay, last lap of the race.

Right turn coming up on the radar.

Doing it.

Boost me.

How many times do I have to explain what authorized personnel only means?

Are you authorized personnel, boys?

Are you?

No, sir.

Sorry, sir.

Now get down and give me 50.

Yes, sir.

Sorry, sir.

Is what I would have said if you hadn't gotten the

highest score in Space Racer Deluxe I've ever seen.

You mean that video game?

That isn't a video game, boys.

It's a racing simulator for the Station Racing League.

The Interstation 5000.

An annual competition between all the stations in the area.

For five years, the Space Bushes held the Interstation Trophy.

But this could be the year I finally beat Tanner and win that milk can.

Oh, when I feel that milk pour over my body,

it'll be like I'm born again as a champion.

I need you boys to race for me.

Okay.

Why are we here?

Uh, you're the pit crew.

How are we gonna be the pit crew?

This is crazy.

Are we gonna get trained?

You think I haven't thought of that?

Meet Hans and Lars.

They're our best racers.

Or at least, they were until you guys beat their high score in the racing simulator.

What?

Since nobody's beat our score?

That's impossible.

Well, it was an accident.

Yeah, we didn't know it was gonna be that easy.

Easy?

Did you say easy?

Ah, now, don't get all sour, Lars-y.

Everyone loses their edge at some point.

Edge?

We have edge.

Yeah, look at the edges.

We were born to race.

And that's why you're gonna teach Bordecai Rigby and their crew everything you know.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Nein, nein.

Nein, nein.

We do not teach.

Well, you certainly haven't brought home the milk can for me in years.

So I think it's time to try something new.

Rolls, wait.

Just get him ready for the big race.

Hooah!

So, what's first?

What's first is us.

We are always first.

Get it through your little head.

We have better things to do than babysit you babies.

Yeah.

My cappuccino is now cold and it's going to take me a while to make a new one.

Sorry.

Okay.

I've always hated hotshot races.

Well, what are we gonna do?

I mean, video simulators are one thing, but I have

no idea what to do with this big hunk of metal.

Well, I can teach ya.

Do this, Sally?

Were you under there the whole time?

Yeah.

I grew up around these tracks.

And first of all, they're not big hunks of metal.

They're BHM racers.

That's lesson one.

Now, if you do what I say, I can get you up to speed.

Yeah, but aren't Hans and Lars, like, the best racers ever?

Yeah, well, who do you think taught them?

Was it you?

Yes!

Let's just get started.

Yeah!

That's right!

Oh I know what?

This beat's bad.

The day we'd say today is the first Jedi.

That was a devil.

He ports the treasure.

He tends to sit.

Please.

This weapon.

We drink like a Minh.

A glass where it'sби in the alien place.

Yeah!

Woo-ha-ha!

They're ready.

Welcome to the Interstation 5000.

Sponsored by Anderson Farms Dairy.

That's your best team, huh, Ro?

We're getting that can back to the space tree, Tanner.

That milk is gonna be all over my body.

Looks like the space push is a no-show.

How's he, losers?

What the heck?

You guys work for the space tree.

Not anymore.

We're racing for Air Tanner now.

Tanner!

You lousy!

May the best team win.

It's the moment you've been waiting for, folks.

Racer Roll Call!

Space tree, check!

Space frog, check!

Space flower, check!

Space push, check!

Space frog, check!

Anti, one straight four.

Anti, one straight four, check!

Initiate track railgun!

...and.

large space push have taken the immediate lead while

races from log and mushroom trying to close the gap.

We've got some tree boys over here.

Looks like they could use an arborist.

We're losing ground!

It's.

a bunch of blobs!

Buttoning shield.

Buttoning shield, check!

Takashi, take!

Take!

Dude, do we have a shield?

I don't know!

I don't see a button for it!

What's one little hole, right?

Asteroid meal!

I just wanted to win that little kid!

Fix the hole!

Fix the hole!

It was hot!

I don't know!

Just fix it!

Crew, to your stations!

Mordecai and Rigby, stand by!

Where's.

that pig ship?

Right here!

Huh?

It's.

a... We're getting too close to the surface!

We gotta get out of here!

Prepare for core dive.

Core dive check!

Come on!

Wow, those guys are really not living anymore!

Other racers coming up!

Car insurance!

Car insurance check!

Looks.

like they've gone so deep inside the planet's crust, we've lost the signal!

Nothing to do now but see who comes out the other side for the win!

Come on!

Come on!

We're coming up!

We need more speed!

I'm ejecting the body!

I think!

Why are you being such jerks?

You think you just get to come into space, beat us at

the simulator, then expect us to train you to replace us?

This is about you and us!

Hey, Rigby!

Have we beat their score in the simulator?

Good question, Mordecai!

Didn't we use a speed stick and win?

I don't remember!

Let's find out!

...of.

more speed till you're.

on zero speed!

Finish line is coming up!

Gravity's pulling us back in!

We won't get to the surface!

Our car is lighter than theirs!

We can make it!

Go!

Get out there!

Alright!

Getting out there, check!

Congratulations, boys!

You did a great job out there!

Thank you, sir!

Now, let's party!

Terrific!

Yes!

Yes!

All over my body!

Oh, so smooth!