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- How am I doing? - I don't want you to talk now.

Breathe and relax.

Mm... Peter, do you often experience chest pain?

Yes, but not as bad as yesterday.

- And how is your diet? - Well, I live alone.

- You don't eat healthy? - I might indulge myself too much.

- And your general condition? - What do you mean?

- Well, are you happy? - Yes, definitely.

It's just my daughter... She's visiting her mum in Spain.

She lives there with a new man.

And you miss her?

I'm scared she's going to like it so much, that she wants to stay.

I think it's great that she likes her mum's new husband.

Yes,that's one way of looking at it.

- You have high blood pressure. - What?

- How bad is it? - It depends on how you look at it.

If you compare it with Gunde Svan, when he was at his best...

- ...then it's really bad. - Jesus Christ.

No, I'm kidding. It's not that bad.

You need to start exercising and cut down on alcohol.

Go out in the fresh air, enjoy life, it's not that bad.

But I've just had a heart attack.

No,what you've had is an angina attack,at most.

Angina attack? Jesus Christ.

I would like to keep you here one night for observation.

- Why? - I would like to do some more tests.

- Just to make sure. - My God...

It's All About Friends

Peter, you need a project.

- We want to make a film. - To show that we're people, too.

You're going to interview us,and then we'll put the film on YouTube.

What else are you going to do this summer?

I'm going to rest and take care of myself.

- Hanna said she's going to help us. - Did she?

Yes,this summer.

Really? OK.

Making a film might not be such a bad idea. It's a good idea.

We should definitely make a film about you. You deserve it.

I know a guy in the US, we went to school together.

- He could help us with this. - That's great!

I'll talk to him. He's a fun guy. A nice guy.

Hallo?

- Is this Max Schmidt? - Yes...? Yes.

- It's Peter. - Peter who?

Peter Eriksson.

Shit! Peter? It's been ages.

Mossberg gave me your number. He said you live in New York.

- Yes, that's right. - You're a commercial photographer?

- Is it going well? - Yeah...

Is this a bad time?

I was just about to kill myself, but that can wait.

- OK. - Where do you live?

I still live in Hudiksvall.

I was in the middle of something... Can you wait a minute?

Hallo?

Are you there?

- There we go. - Oh, OK.

- I didn't call at a bad time,did I? - No, no.

It must be 15,20 years ago?

It's more like 30 years ago. Time flies.

Yeah, it does.

So, what's up with you?

I'm not twenty any more.

And I wondered how you're doing...over there.

Are you married? Any children?

I have a great job, I make a lot of money, no wife, no kids.

No friends. Other than that,everything's fine.

That's great.

We've done a lot of fun stuff together, haven't we?

Yes,we sure have.

Hallo? Are you still there?

Hell, yes, I'm here. What do you do?

I'm a carpenter. But I'm on sick leave at the moment.

Listen...

There's...something I want to ask you.

If I'd known that, I wouldn't have brought him here.

Hallo? We're almost there.

No, we ran into some trouble at the airport.

No, it was difficult to get him out. No, it's fine, he's out now.

That doesn't matter,he's out now. We'll be there soon. Bye!

- How are we going to sort this out? - My God...

They're here!

That's great.

- Max is drunk. - We're here now.

- Go to hell. - Should we go to hell?

No,wait. He doesn't mean it. - Come here.

Filippa, will you give me a hand? Come on. Everything's fine.

Hold him. There we go.

No,don't... Please,don't do that.

No, no, no, no.

- Are you OK? - What's going on?

Are you OK?

They were just kidding.

Well,welcome. This is my daughter's friend Filippa.

Hi there, you drunk.

You've met Kjell-Åke. We picked you up from the airport.

Cool, man.

This is the old hunting lodge that the council lets us use.

Here's Hanna. She's the best. She sorts everything out.

- Hallo. I'm Hanna. - Max.

- They played a joke on him. - I need to change clothes.

Absolutely not! The others want to say hi to you.

- Hallo. - One,two, three,four.

Sweden, Sweden, beloved friend

a tiger ashamed

I know what it means

when life's seriousness is a joke

when silence is scary

What is the matter?

What's wrong?

Max seems to be in bad shape.

He'll be alright, he's just scared of flying.

Oh...OK.

Do you think I look fat?

- No, I think you look good. - Really?

Peter? Relax.

- What are you doing? - Time to get up!

Are you completely mad? Get out. Get out of my room. Now!

- Someone's in a foul mood. - I'll say.

No,don't come in.

- Hallo. - Did you feel lonely?

A bit too much of the...? Take it easy with that.

Hiya.

Do you have to stare at me while I'm eating my breakfast?

Good morning! I'll do the interviews and you take the pictures-

- and then you can put everything together.

Can we talk outside?

We have to start now, Max, or we won't have time.

- I want to go home. - I heard they played a joke on you.

This is about my personal integrity. You don't put elk heads in my bed.

Do they have to sing all the time?

And that weirdo who kept staring at me during breakfast.

He's a cold bastard. I don't trust him.

- You don't trust Ebbe? - Have you seen his eyes?

He's the kindest person ever. He just needs a hug now and then.

- You can't go home now. - Can't we just do like this?

We'll relax,do some fishing, drink beer, have a sauna-

- and scrap the film and I'll go home.

I've promised to help them do this. You said you needed a change.

- Yes, but I'm not good with... - Wait a minute.

Why don't you just say it? You don't like mentally handicapped people.

I don't like mentally handicapped people,OK?

They're a pain in the arse!

I'm very disappointed in you.

I didn't think you were like this. I thought you were a bigger person.

I might be prejudiced,but I flew across the Atlantic to help you-

- and you didn't tell me about them.

And when you're here you whine like a baby.

Let me tell you something.

You might not want to hear it, but my daughter is mentally handicapped.

These people you call all sorts of names are her friends, my friends.

Should we hide them and let them out at Christmas-

- and laugh at them? Put them in a circus?

They're human beings just like us. They have feelings.

Thoughts. They're just like us.

The only difference is that you live in a fantasy world.

So go hang out with your drug-addict friends and make your commercials.

I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me.

I'm so used to it,it doesn't matter.

Let's make this film.

We could use this little house.

Bye, bye.

There we are. I'll just put everything in the car.

Hi there. I heard you're making a film.

Great. What kind of film? An action film? It's not a porno,surely?

Hey... You do understand that nobody will want to see that film?

Hey,fatso! I'm talking to you.

- Is something wrong? - No.

- You look so sad. - It's nothing.

- How should a good person be? - I think that people should be nice.

We're different regardless of what problems we have.

There are many people who suffer from different things.

Not just cancer, there are people who can't talk.

There are people who can't walk. There are people who suffer...

...when it's dark, they get ill.

There are people who are easily amused-

- who might suffer because they're too funny.

There are lots of things.

I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia since I was a teenager.

It got worse then and... Yes, I was quite ill.

There are people who...

They can hear lots of voices in their heads.

They feel so ill that they have to have both the radio and the TV on-

- and hum at the same time.

I want to be able to live alone.

If you don't ask any questions, you don't get any answers.

I get help when I need to go shopping. And cleaning on Thursdays.

I feel very satisfied.

If I can't laugh I feel depressed, and I don't like that.

Life should be filled with joy.

I thought you'd like to come here.

Are you going now? OK.

Is mum kissing the Spanish bloke?

You have to tell them that they can't do that when he's driving the boat.

Yes, I'll tell them you said hi.

Yes, yes. Kisses, bye.

- Do you want to continue the game? - No.

Kristina said hi. She's in Spain with her mum.

- I know. - Her mum's boyfriend bought a boat.

A yacht. Do you know what that is?

Yes,a very expensive boat.

I thought I'd take Hanna out to dinner some evening.

What do you think?

Well, you look at her bum all the time.

- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.

- I've never looked at her bum. - Oh yes.

I've never looked at Hanna's bum.

I've got other things to look at. Have you seen me looking at her bum?

- Checkmate. - You said we weren't going to play.

You said we weren't going to play.

You can't talk about bums and play at the same time. I can't concentrate.

You're a good friend. And you're kind.

Hanna?

Would you like to have dinner with me one evening?

I mean, no... Never mind. Let's forget about it.

- I'd love to have dinner with you. - You would?

- Yes. - I don't mean here.

- Are you bringing that? - Oh... Wait.

They've opened a new place in town. Someone said they serve ostrich.

- Go to the other side. - Move your feet. Come on!

- Move your feet! - Go...

But... Please.

Come on. Good! Good!

Good!

And move your feet! That's good.

Back into position. Here's a backhand.

Here's another ball. Move your feet.

- Calm down, Peter! She's exhausted. - I want to learn something. Let's go!

Like this and like this. Try doing this. Good.

Here's the ball. Here's another one.

Hit the ball. Move your feet. Good!

Stop laughing!

I laughed at...

- What happened? - He laughed.

- Why did you laugh at her? - I was laughing at you.

Hang on. Were you laughing at me?

She thought you were laughing at her, so you have to apologise.

He said he laughed at me. I was a junior district champion!

- Go apologise to her. - You play then, you idiot!

- He shouldn't laugh at me! - He didn't...

- Go apologise to her. - I just have to compose myself.

Hey.

Where are you going?

I'm just going to buy some food.

- Can I come with you? - Yeah... Or I can buy what you need.

Let's take the car.

- If you're coming you have to bike. - OK.

- Do you have to bike so fast? - You're whining.

You reek of alcohol.

What now?

- Is that the latest fashion in N.Y.? - What's wrong with my clothes?

It's summer. Haven't you noticed? Why don't you try and enjoy it?

You look like you've slept in a nightclub.

And you wear a helmet.

Use the brakes, for Christ's sake!

- There are no brakes. - Sure there are.

- How are you feeling? - How am I supposed to know that?

- Don't you feel it? - I don't feel shit.

- Or I feel like shit. - Do you want to sit down?

Let's go sit over there.

- After you. - Thank you.

- Are you from around here? - No, I'm not.

I moved here with my ex-boyfriend a couple of years ago.

We got jobs and then...

He met a girl with big boobs and you split up?

Yes. Exactly.

You meet someone, it goes to pot. You meet someone new and it goes to pot.

- What's the point? - To meet the right person.

True love? I think that's just a dream, an illusion.

I don't. I believe in true love.

I'm sorry.

Max, can I ask you something? Are you optimistic...

...about anything in your life?

I'm going to see what fish they have.

- Hallo. - Hi, there. We'd like some fish.

- How was it? - What? No, it's not good.

- Do you check it every day? - Yes.

I don't want to talk about it.

Wow. You know that...

...that Hanna...

I like her. I think she's interested in me.

I can tell. I feel... I'm open for a relationship.

You know. Life's meaningless without someone to share it with.

My girlfriend is very important to me. She's my whole world.

I know her so well. And she really wanted me.

Yes, I'd like to have a boyfriend. I'd like to have kids, as well.

But I don't know how to go about it...

I have social phobia, too.

It's hard in social situations.

I might not do things that I would want to do-

- because I have too much anxiety.

- Do you feel lonely? - Yes.

I'd like to have more friends but it's difficult for me.

It's difficult to reach out to people.

And people don't reach out to me.

A step at a time and a belief

that in this life there's a relief

that bridges the gap of time and space

where just one second holds all years and days

Max, I want you to come downstairs and eat with us. Yeah.

Thank you.

Let's celebrate that we're making a film together. Help yourselves.

Can you help me tie this?

Good answer, eh?

Could I have a hug?

Yes,of course.

If you stay for a while

and just let me,carefully

burst into bloom,just for a while

A kiss on your lips

as night turns into day

Promise to never forget me

Promise to never forget me

Come on.

Stop laughing!

- You're not homesick? - No. Not right now.

No heart attacks?

Well, it feels weird in here. I don't know what it is.

If my heart stops, then I can bid farewell to everything.

Tennis-Filippa said that it was an angina attack.

So?

- That's not a heart attack. - But almost.

No, Peter, far from it.

Angina attack, heart attack... Your heart stops and then it's over.

Feel this.

- I can't hear anything. - Nothing?

- What? Nothing? - No.

Get out of here. OK...

- Something's wrong. - You just need to lose 10 kilos.

Yes, I know. I need to take care of myself.

Jeez.

Listen. Hanna and I are going out to dinner.

I asked her,and she said yes.

- I'm not such a coward after all. - No, no. That's great.

- The war has started. - It's not a war. Sit down and relax.

There, there.

- What's going on? - Some idiots in a boat threw bangers.

- Did you see who? - Jocke and his friends. Bastards!

I hate that Jocke.

Why is he being such a prick?

He hates mentally handicapped people.

If he sees me in a film, he'll just bully me even more. I just know it.

I think you and I should go for a drive tomorrow. How does that sound?

- Huh? - OK.

Then I'll have to come, too.

- It's the rules. - Sure.

Nobody seems to be at home.

- Should we play a joke on them? - Let's burn down the farm.

That's taking it a bit far. Can't you just talk to him?

I know what we'll do. Kjell-Åke and I'll scout the area-

- and you'll stay in the car and phone me if a car comes. OK?

- What do you mean "scout"? - Trust me.

Kjell-Åke,let's go.

Come on, Kjell-Åke.

Did you know they were smashing windows?

- I knew they were doing something. - What do you think they'll do now?

If you'd seen how happy Kjell-Åke was when he was smashing the windows...

- ...you'd have done what I did. - Nobody saw them.

Is that a reason to go smashing other people's windows? It's childish.

- Calm down. Check your blood pressure. - Don't fucking joke about that!

- Today we're having bouillabaisse. - I'm making pancakes!

- How lovely. - Yes, right?

Don't be so conventional. We're having fish stew.

I'm having pancakes, just so you know!

Out on the sea there's a fishing boat

sailing the horizon

safely reaching harbour anew

like I do with you

Yes,we love each other

It's for our sake the sun will rise

shimmering like gold

because there is love

The sun will rise

peaceful above

shine on us both because there is love

High on a hill there's a cathedral

reaching towards the sky

It's for the heaven in you

and the earth in me

We love each other

- This is insanely good. So delicious. - Thank you.

I thought it was a bit bland.

Bland? It was super tasty!

- Great work, Max. - Thank you.

- Did you like it? - It was great.

Wonderful. - Peter?

No,thank you.

Can't you stay the night tonight?

Everybody who thinks Hanna should stay the night raise a hand.

Everybody wants you to stay.

- OK...I can stay overnight. - Great. Cheers.

Hey, Max. Can you help me unhook the boat motor?

- Now? Can't we do that tomorrow? - No, we have to do it now.

- Come on. - OK. Boat motor.

Shit, Sweden's so beautiful.

What are you and Hanna doing? Is there something going on?

- What? - Are you hitting on her?

You two are like this.

I...promise that I'm not hitting on Hanna.

Promise. Swear to God.

- I swear to God I'm not hitting on... - Don't take it so literally!

- But... - It just a figure of speech.

You can't sit on a jetty and swear to God, you idiot!

Fucking hell, it can't be healthy to be as jealous as you are.

What's up with you?

No, it's just...you're so experienced. You've seen the world.

And I've been stuck here, in this hole. You get paranoid.

And then my daughter Kristina...

She's got a new Spanish dad with lots of money.

I worry that she'll want to stay there and never come home.

I was out walking in town-

- and then I was teased.

They called me...

...a fucking mong.

I didn't like it, so I went home and cried.

I felt it deep in my heart, and I cried like a baby.

I couldn't do anything.

If I do this and fall out with the group-

- I'll get bullied because I want to be myself.

Just for something very simple. Like saying:

"I don't want to do this any more."

Then you'll get bullied.

When I was in school, kids were horrible to me.

In fourth grade-

- some girls stole the keys from the cleaning lady at the public pool-

- and put them in my bag, so I got blamed.

My classmates knew who'd done it but said nothing.

My friends are important to me.

Why are there so many mounted animals in here?

It's because they've been mounted. They need to be somewhere.

It's as simple as that.

What is it? What is it now? Why are you laughing?

- You laughed,why? - Because we're pathetic.

- Ouch. - That's what we are. It's settled.

- Cheers. - Clink.

I can tell you one thing. I like Hanna very,very much.

And here she is.

- You're not falling asleep, are you? - No, we're working.

- Sit down and have a glass of wine. - No, I've had my share.

- So you'll turn out the lights? - We'll fix it.

You'll turn out the lights.

Keep it down a bit, 'cause they're all sleeping.

OK, sleep tight.

God, she's so nice.

You look so good in that hat.

- You think so? - Yes, it really suits you.

Thank you.

You're my best, best friend. I really like you.

Thanks for coming. Let's celebrate our friendship with a cannon shot.

This is life.

It doesn't get better than this, Peter.

If you say so.

- Do you know what you're doing? - Do you think I'd risk your safety?

You have to trust me.

From my heart,which isn't in very good condition, as you know-

- to your heart...

...to seal our love.

Here we go.

Fuck me, what a blast!

I think my heart stopped. Feel it.

What are you doing? Huh?

- What...what's going on? - It went boom!

- It went boom,yes. - Yes.

I think we'll go to bed. Come on.

He fired the cannon.

You can go to bed, too.

I didn't mean to do it.

We thought we could fire the cannon because...

We were celebrating my birthday.

But,no. Yes. No, it won't happen again.

Yes, yes... No,things like that are never funny.

We're definitely going to the police to explain.

Well, then... Thank you and I apologise again. Bye.

Idiots!

So you're sitting here feeling bad.

You deserve it. Such a stupid thing to do.

Yes, I know.

I don't know what came over me. It might be related to my condition.

Drunk and stupid.

Can you ever forgive me?

Of course I can. But I'm not sure if the neighbours ever will.

No, no... The important thing is that we're good.

No hard feelings.

No.

- But you're an idiot. - It feels good.

And the dinner...? Are we still on for that?

Not right now.

Fuck, you're so childish! You know I've got a bad ticker.

- He has no sense of humour. - It's a shame.

But it's OK to play jokes on me?

If I hadn't been drinking as much as you, none of this would've happened!

- I don't have a chance with Hanna! - It's not the end of the world.

Not for you, but for me it is!

- There are more women in this world. - For you, not for me!

For me... My life is fucked up!

How could I think that Hanna would be interested in a fat carpenter-

- who runs around trying to serve a fucking tennis ball?

Huh? She can go to hell! To hell!

Hey. Come on.

Max, it's not your fault.

The most important thing is that we stick together.

Love is overrated.

Huh? That's better. I feel better now.

So you're hugging, are you?

That's nice!

I'm thinking about something else. I'm thinking about my dad.

I can tell he's very proud of me, that I'm doing this.

Well...

Music has so much to give, both sorrow and happiness...

Singing became a turning point, and even a salvation, for me.

It allows me to disconnect and focus on singing, which feels safe.

I couldn't live without music. I want to be a professional artist.

You are all I've got and all I'll ever need

The only thing I want is for you to never let me go

That you're there for me, like I'm there for you. Don't give up

It's Jocke!

- What? Is that Jocke? - Yeah.

I'm going to have a chat with him.

- Hi there, Jocke. - Hallo.

- Nice car. - Thanks.

- What's up? - Do you see the group over there?

Sure. I know who they are.

If you say one bad word to them or even so much as look at them-

- I'm going to stab you with a knife here-

- and slit you open up to here.

- You're fucking crazy. - That's right.

- Do we understand each other? - Yes.

Oh... I'm the one who smashed your windows.

Send the invoice to this address.

Yep! I can inform you that Jocke won't be bothering you again.

- What did you say? - That he should respect other people.

- Yeah! - Well spoken.

I think you said a bit more than that.

I think that I have a good life.

I have a lot of feelings.

I can see the future...

How it's going to be.

Sometimes I get a little bit sad, but not very often.

It's feels very important to me... to do this.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Ehm...

Peter has made scones.

- Sorry, but... - What's up?

Can't we just stand here for a little while?

Just stand here?

Why?

I want to.

Here, you've got something there.

It feels a bit weird...

- Did you tell them there are scones? - No.

I know, I shouldn't eat stuff like this now that I'm a bit fragile-

- but I'm allowed a few treats.

- They kissed each other. - What?

Max and Hanna. I saw them kissing.

- Hi. - Hi there.

- I just got Max from his room. - Of course.

Katarina said you kissed each other.

I should've bloody well known!

I couldn't help it... It just happ...happened.

Do you want to go outside and talk?

Come on.

- Ouch! - Peter...!

You go to hell!

Wait, Peter!

- What about the film? - I don't know.

- Is it my fault? - No, no.

- We have to do something. - Yes, we do.

What?

He's out there.

But...?

What the...? - Come on.

What is he doing?

What a fool!

Cut it out!

- What's he doing? - That's a good question.

Max!

- What an idiot! - Let's get that clown out of there.

Hey!

No...

Please, get up.

What are you doing? No... Get up!

Stand up! Get a grip, you coward!

Come here.

You loony!

What a drunk!

Oh dear...

I'm sorry, that was a stupid thing to do.

- At least he didn't drown. - He's a bit cuckoo, huh? Coo-coo!

We must fix him up.

I'm sorry...

We're finally going.

- Do you need help? - No.

Yes.

Fasten the seat belt properly.

You shouldn't fall down now.

- Control yourself! - Calm down. We've got it.

Look at this.

Hey!

Stand up! Get a grip, you coward!

- My God, it can't get any worse! - Yes, it's on YouTube.

- I'm only kidding. - Fuck.

- No, Kjell-Åke, he doesn't pick up. - He's pissed off.

He'll never want to talk to me again.

I'm such an idiot!

- Hallo! - Hallo.

We want to finish the film, but not without you.

Ask Max and Hanna. They're such a great team.

You're being childish.

- Nice house. - You bloody hypocrite.

I understand that you're pissed off.

Can't you help out for their sake?

- So I should just come with you? - Exactly.

You have to come back.

This film can make life better for many people.

Can I have a hug?

Of course.

Are you ready? Let's count down.

Seven,six, five, four, three, two, one, now!

This film is about my friends. They want to tell their stories-

- because if you're seen, it means you exist.

I want to sing and be on stage.

I want to work.

Treat me like everyone else.

I have the same emotions like everybody else.

I want to work.

It depends on the job.

I have a special talent.

They see me as autistic and don't know how to behave-

- when they should treat me like everybody else.

And guns and swords and uniforms

were scattered on the ground

And no matter where you looked

there were no soldiers around

If you hug other people, you feel happy and calm.

Cheers, everyone!

Clink,clink!

Peter, there's somebody here.

- But...! - But...

Kristina!

- Hi, dad. - Hi.

God, I've missed you!

The stories in the interviews for the Youtube film

are the actors' personal experiences and thoughts.

Subtitles: Frida Krantz www.undertext.se