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Tonight on Triple Play.

I was drawn to Josh because I really liked his sense of humor and because his

dick is too big.

We're always willing to try new things. Darcy's pretty much down for whatever.

Because I'll try anything twice.

Once to see if I like it and once more just to make sure.

Do you like anal play? I'm not really into it that much.

Hi, my name is Darcy and I'm from St. Louis.

I'm 28 years old and I'm an accountant.

My name is Josh.

I'm 35 years old from St. Louis and I own a business.

We've been together for just over a year.

Do you want to tell how we met? Yeah, so my version is that I found her in the

bread aisle and I was checking out her buns.

And my version is that we were in the meat section of the grocery store and I

was checking out his sausage.

What drew me to her was obviously she's very beautiful, intelligent, great sense

of humor.

It's rare to find all that in one package.

I was

drawn

to Josh because I really liked his sense of humor. He's attractive.

And he always has a witty comment to make.

I'm pretty hilarious.

Don't pat yourself on the back too much.

I think we have a great relationship.

It's pretty much perfect.

There's definitely a lot of love, a lot of trust.

It's a great relationship.

always willing to try new things. Darcy's pretty much down for whatever.

My

motto

is I'll try anything twice.

Once to see if I like it and once more just to make sure.

We want to have a threesome because it's the ultimate fantasy.

That sexual experience of something brand new with another person.

More hands.

More mouth.

Why wouldn't you want to do that?

I'm not really a jealous person, as long as there is communication and

we're all comfortable.

and we all know what's going on, then why not?

I'm going to buckle my seatbelt and be 100% prepared for whatever.

Seatbelt? It's just an expression, like, you're in for a bumpy ride. That was

dumb. He said good, so I'm sorry that you think it's dumb. They can use it or

they won't, whatever.

And we're back.

our annual third wheel data game and right now we have darcy and josh how you

guys doing we're good how are you doing doing really good now whose idea was

this we were actually approached by a friend who told us about a radio show

last year and we both thought it'd be cool great experience and hey why not i

would say i initiated the conversations but i don't think it took too much

convincing to get her interested so if nothing else it'll it'll be fun and you

know you only yolo once so oh my god i can't believe you just said that so lame

now what's the line that you won't cross we don't like pain yeah you don't like

pain okay and what about uh the look of the partner i mean there's like do they

have to be what if it's like a black dude you're gonna like whoa that's a big

ween to try to evaluate and screen people without the most important thing

being right in front of your face which is the is there physical attraction or

not? There's some concern with that, but I don't think there's really a whole lot

of nervousness.

I'm a little bit nervous.

I don't think we really care about race or ethnicity, just as long as the person

is smart and we have a good connection with, and obviously a physical

attraction. And I'm a little bit nervous, so I want someone who's going

to be...

taking the reins but being gentle but not being like they need someone to show

them the way on how to properly express themselves sexually can you be that

leader all right on line one we have angelica angelica are you there hi i am

how are you doing very well okay so nice to meet you angelica how many times have

you been with two lovers at once a few times my first one was like when i first

turned 18 with my best friend so

She kind of paved the way for all my other lovers.

All right. Give us an idea of what you're looking like. I have high

cheekbones, planted eyes, lots of melanin.

Oh, okay.

Now, Angelica, would you consider yourself a lesbian or are you bisexual?

No, I really need dick in my life, so I can't. Now, Darcy and Josh have any

questions for you.

What are some things that you like to do in your free time? Like, do you have any

hobbies? I love art.

I love all kinds of art. I'm kind of a geek, but I'm hot, so... There you go.

Well, it sounds like you're the whole package.

Geek, intellectual, sexy.

People are usually...

called dorks or geeks when they're smart, and I just felt like there was an

intellectual compatibility.

How kinky do you get, Angelica? How kinky do you want me to get? Oh, that's

the right answer.

Yeah, we're definitely looking for someone to kind of guide our hands into

the threesome department.

I can guide you. I will take you to the water, and I'll let you drink it. Not

make you, but let you.

being new to this we know we need somebody who has a little bit of

experience and is willing to kind of initiate things and so big big bonus

points there all right you take care you too bye All right, on line three, we

have Mike. Mike, are you there? I'm here, yeah, thank you. But I also think

we'd be more comfortable with a girl because I've always wanted to experience

being with another woman, and it's hot, so... Well, I think we'd be more

comfortable with a woman as well because she is kind of bi-curious, sort of, and

is attracted to females, while I don't feel that same way about males. Mike,

now, have you ever done something like this before?

I have done something like this before in college, but I got to tell you, I'm

not calling to try and get in on it.

I'm calling to say that I think they're making a really big mistake.

Okay. Now, what happened in the past time that you pulled a three-way? Was it

a negative experience immediately afterwards?

Not immediately, but it ended up being really bad.

Well, explain. It ended up being, you know, where there's a lot of jealousy

and weirdness.

You know, something that I had that could have been really good, like, just

went down the drain because it just was never the same after we introduced

another person.

Mike automatically pissed me off because he was so close-minded. It was almost

like he was insulting us.

You know, you can't really judge us based on your own individual experience.

I mean, what happened to you isn't necessarily gonna happen to us.

We have a very, very secure relationship.

We're very much in love. We don't get jealous of each other. He's projecting

his own bad experiences onto us, trying to act like he's looking out for us and

warning us and trying to prevent a bad situation.

And, you know, he just was really rubbing us the wrong way. Right. Well,

we appreciate the warning, but I think they're going to take it from here.

If Mike wants a chance, he can take two fists to the face first.

Mike sucks.

All right, on line one, we have Avery. Avery, are you there?

I'm here.

How many times have you done something like this?

Well, this will be my second if it happens.

Give us your measurements.

36, 32, 34.

Now, what made you want to sleep with total perfect strangers?

What about Darcy and Josh has gotten you all moist in your nether regions?

I think the idea would be fun, and it's hard to find people with like-minded

openness. What do you do in your free time? Do you have any hobbies, things

like that?

I dance. I teach ballet.

Flexible. I like go rock climbing, pretty much anything outdoors.

Immediately I'm excited about Avery. Her voice, she sounded super attractive. So

cute. Just based on her voice.

And then she started talking about what she liked to do.

Everything seemed to be some kind of physical activity, so I had assumed she

was pretty fit, healthy, flexible, which is always a good thing.

So what won't you do?

Exit door is an exit only.

Thank you for keeping it classy. And I don't like things flying at my face.

Okay. So you won't give any blowjobs? Is that what you mean?

I would.

However, he cannot finish on my face. She's a lady, Darcy, okay?

All right, Amy, we're going to put you on hold, okay?

Okay. So now is the time.

Who is going to get to sleep?

with Darcy and Josh.

I want to know. Tell me. It's so hard to say. They both sound so awesome. Yeah,

Avery seemed more fun, probably, but it sounded like we might have more in

common with Angelica. For some reason, I guess just because of the voice and what

they described as their hobbies, I think Avery's going to be the more attractive

one. Josh likes Avery.

I think I might like Angelica a little bit more.

How are we going to be able to break this tie?

I could go either way, so I think if you're not happy, I'm not happy, so...

It's Angelica. I'm thinking Angelica. Angelica.

Angelica. I'm hearing Angelica. There you go.

Angelica. It just seemed like Angelica was more relatable to our personalities,

and I feel like we could have a better connection with her and maybe have a

little bit more fun.

I'm going to be happy no matter what, right?

Ultimate male fantasy, two chicks at the same time. Darcy, Josh, you guys have

been unbelievable participants in the Third Wheel Dating Challenge right here

at the station. Thank you guys so much for playing around. We appreciate it.

Thank you.

So the show's over, and the producer gives us Angelica's digits.

So you excited?

I am. I'm a little bit nervous, though.

Yeah? Didn't really want to wait till we got home. We were super excited.

So we just decided to call her right there.

Hello? Hi, is this Angelica? Hi.

Hey, this is Darcy and Josh.

How are you?

We're super excited to, you know, line up a time to meet you.

We could just kind of maybe pick a place to meet for dinner and then, you know,

send you over that info. Does that work for you?

Awesome. Hey, we're super excited to meet you.

All right. Bye-bye.

You know, you've got to start somewhere, so we just thought we'd give it a shot,

and if nothing else, it'll be fun and it'll be a unique experience. Anyone on

the radio can tell you how they look, but we won't know that until we actually

see them.

What if she's prettier than me?

That's not possible.

Have you seen you? I mean, you're in front of a mirror right now, right?

I don't know. What if she has a better body than me?

I know I'm not, like, perfect or anything, but... I think the only thing

that could be... potentially more difficult about sex with three people is

there's a little bit more pressure, especially on the guy if there's two

women to perform.

You need to make sure that everybody's getting equal amounts of attention and

that everybody's satisfied.

So it's like double the pressure, double the attention you have to pay. You have

to be more mindful of the situation to make sure everybody's having a good

time. I think the only other thing that makes me a little nervous is just being

so turned on that I come too soon.

That would be horrible.

They're kind of watching the party, embarrassed that it's over for me.

Can you help me? Oh, yeah, for sure.

Our rules are we both definitely want to be present.

Nothing behind our backs.

We just want to be there for each other. We want to see everything going on. And

the second rule is we...

Definitely want to use protection.

We want to use condoms and be safe.

As long as we communicate and we're both okay with it... There, you're good to go

now. ...we're pretty much good to go.

Everything else is on the table.

We set up the date at a restaurant, kind of like a screening process. We make

sure she's not like batshit crazy, you know, get to know her a little bit, make

sure that we click, have some chemistry first.

We really want to have a connection with a person that we want as our third. We

want them to be physically attractive to us and then also mentally attractive.

That must be her.

She's super hot.

Hi, Angelica.

Hey, Josh.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you as well. Finally, nice to meet you.

Hi. Hi. Darcy. Hi.

You know, not having seen her, only heard her voice up to that point, I was

relieved because she was definitely attractive.

She was definitely super hot, right? You guys look great. Oh, thank you. You do

too. We're glad you called in to the radio station.

I was just chilling at home, and then I got in the car and I started listening,

and I was like, oh, yeah, I got to call in. We were skeptical about it because,

like, I mean, we have no idea. no idea what you look like, and when we saw you,

it was definitely a pleasant surprise.

You described yourself perfectly.

Once we started talking, it was very comfortable.

It was just a real conversation.

Oh, we ordered some appetizers.

You guys feed me, and I'm never, like, gonna leave, ever.

I'm about to be the third wheel, for sure.

I also have a fetish for food.

I wasn't necessarily expecting that. I thought we were going to start with some

icebreakers, so that was kind of a shock.

So, in the bedroom?

Well, this food makes me happy, so if I'm fed, most likely you're going to get

it. A cheap date is what you're saying?

I'm thinking, man, I hope the rest of this evening goes well. That would be

something nice. It can't be McDonald's, so mediocre date, I guess. I hope this

passes the test.

We were immediately excited about Angelica. Yeah. What do you like to do

for fun? Do you have any hobbies?

I went to college in sixth grade. Wow. I took SATs in sixth grade. I went to

school for neuroscience.

Wow. I wanted to be a psychiatrist.

So you're analyzing us right now.

I'm not analyzing.

I think I more so wanted to study it because it helps to get along with other

people, understand people from different walks of life, and it makes me more

comfortable around different types of people. She's very beautiful.

intelligent, and it just puts you at ease a little bit, I think. And then I

play the saxophone, so... You play the saxophone? Yeah, so then that helped me,

like, learn how to deep throw.

What? She's perfect.

In order to play the saxophone, you gotta, well, well, you gotta be able to

hold your breath long. So it's not like you're shoving the saxophone.

It takes some time, and then after you get it in, you're like, shit.

So Angelica starts comparing her dick-sucking abilities to her saxophone

-playing abilities.

We're okay with that.

You gotta hold your breath like... Okay, okay.

Yeah.

I'm just wondering what her teacher did to show her that.

I kind of figured that out on my own. Like, okay, maybe it's because I play

the saxophone, I can hold my breath long. Maybe I'm similar that way because

I'm good at swimming.

Yes! It changes the way you breathe.

Yeah. And when you deep throw. When you deep throw. He knows. When you deep

throw. Not from experience. You know how to suck dick? I've heard things.

We're regulars at this restaurant.

I'm just worried about next time we go in and the bartender's like, so what was

up with that girl you're with? Oh, that was just her crazy cousin.

Don't worry about it.

Tell me more about you guys. Like, what turns you on? I like my butt being

played with. It makes me, it turns me on. Like smack?

Like rubbing, caressing my butt cheeks.

Oh, your cheeks. Okay, gotcha. I like that too. Like grabbing and... Yeah,

it's like the ultimate turn on. As soon as you grab my butt, I'm like, I'm

ready.

We can work with that.

Do you like anal play?

Um, I'm not really into it that much. I mean... You always want me to

do something I won't do to you.

I mean... I mean... The reason he didn't like...

Anal sex is because his dick is too big for it to be comfortable.

All right, well, I gotta go to the bathroom now. Okay.

You have my permission.

It goes right through me.

What do you think of her? She's funny in a weird way. Yeah, but, like, it works.

I like her a lot.

Do you think she likes me, though?

I think she likes you more than me.

I think I'm ready. We kind of liked that she was a little bit weird and quirky,

but it was kind of fun to see that person on the same level of us. Welcome

back.

I live up the street.

That's an invite back to your place?

I'm down.

I think we're just ready to make this fantasy a reality.

Welcome

to

Mikasa. It's beautiful.

The bedroom of love is right here.

So I brought some lingerie.

Yeah? And then she pulls out some crazy G-strings and some strappy bikini tops.

I'm like, whoa, I thought I had some pretty lacy stuff.

I've never been with a girl before, and I'm a little bit, you know, nervous

about that.

I loved watching Darcy fulfill her, you know, fantasy of being with another

woman. It was super hot.

I've always been experienced with men, so I don't really know how to interact

with another woman.

You know, me being able to add another pair of hands or another mouth.

So she's really getting overwhelmed with attention.

I think she really liked it.

Let the German sausage come out.

Oh, that's what you've been working with?

I'm kind of spoiled.

The double blow job was everything I thought it would be and more.

Oh, that's fucking hot.

This is heaven.

Fuck Angelica. It was really actually pretty hot.

I think that Josh was definitely sexually satisfied in this case, for

sure. Oh, my God.

It was fun to see how much pleasure he was getting.

i had a great time and try again yeah if you want to

of

course you want to i'm not gonna say no i have never felt this

amazing before something new

that keeps me one

One, two, three. The heart knows what it likes for sure. Cause I've never felt

this good before. I've never felt this good before.