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All right, Tyler, I need you to do me a favor.

What's that?

Your step-aunt is going to come stay with us for the week.

Sedona? Yes.

Oh, my God.

I know you guys don't really see eye to eye on a lot of things, and I know she

can be a bit of a snob sometimes, but it's just going to be for a week, and I

really need you to do this for me.

I'll try, but you know how we get along. It's not going to be easy.

I can't promise she's not going to provoke you, but, you know, just do your

best. All right, I'll try.

Okay, that's probably her right now.

I'm sorry to give you more warning, bro.

Hey!

Hey! Come on in.

So this is my home?

Mm-hmm.

Hi.

Hi, yeah, it's, uh, what do you think?

Nice, no?

Pretty nice.

Well, make yourself at home.

Just grab a seat. Tyler, say hello.

Hi, Aunt Sedona.

Hi.

How have you been?

Fine.

Yeah, have a seat.

No, thank you.

So how was the flight?

The flight was nice.

Yeah? Yeah, I mean, you know, you know how it is, flying and stuff,

but... You know, it's nice. Why did you come again?

Oh, I just came to, you know, visit you guys and see how you are and stay in

touch. Oh, well, that's nice. It's an unexpected visit then, but a welcome

visit nonetheless.

Very unexpected.

Very unexpected.

Yeah, it makes you feel comfortable.

Yeah, I tried.

Yeah, it was a...

Uber driver was kind of weird. He couldn't figure out like where he was

going and he just wouldn't stop talking to me, which is very weird.

I just

felt like he was just totally like, you know, getting

too much into my business and I just was tired. I just don't want to deal with

people, you know?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Sometimes you just don't want to talk to people. You just want to be left

alone and relax, you know, because I work a lot and never get

many breaks to myself.

And it's just nice to be able just to chill out.

Oh,

well, I'm going to do that next time. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I know.

Tell me about it. It's terrible. Some people just don't know how to have a

conversation or anything. So entertaining people.

I do that all week long.

I just want to come and relax for Pete's sake, you know, with all that.

Homes I go and I show people and all that kind of stuff and my clients In all

the chit chats and all that kind of stuff. Sometimes I just want to be quiet

Oh you do I'm gonna totally take that

up Yes,

I did bring a swimsuit I stuck one in my bag at the last minute so yeah

Yes, I'm going to totally enjoy the pool because it's nice to get some sunshine.

I started it, I didn't finish.

Yeah,

it would be nice if you would clean the pool, you know?

Well, I didn't really think anyone was going to be coming.

You'll have time. Well, I'm here now, and now you can clean the pool. I see

that. And it would be nice to just relax. I could watch you while you do

the pool.

How would you want to watch?

Sounds boring.

Oh, why not watch?

Well, like she said, Tyler, she's trying to relax here on her vacation.

So we'll try to make things as comfortable as we can for her. Yeah.

So how have you guys been?

We've been excellent.

We've been excellent. Work's been going really well.

Yeah. Aside from the weather here, the heat's been a bit much.

It's hard to get stuff done around the house with the weather.

Oh, okay.

You guys don't have air conditioning?

Well, I mean, the AC works in here, but as far as maybe yard work and things,

like I said, there's a few things around the gutters I've got to get to and

things of that nature. You don't have a guy that comes in and does all that

stuff for you?

Well, I'm not exactly rolling in money these days.

You know what, I can save a couple bucks here and there. Plus, I feel more like a

man doing my own.

chores around the house i think it's a lost okay loss of art so to say i

totally hear you on that but you know it's just nice when i have my own

gardener and my own maid and then um i have several people come and just do

special things i just like it wouldn't that be nice it is nice yeah it was a

you know those sounds like very nice lectures unfortunately i can't afford

them right now

Maybe after this recession's over, we'll look into maybe getting a house cleaned

or something.

But anyways, I was saying, I think it's important for a young man Tyler's age to

have responsibilities and chores, you know, help out around the house.

Well, that's definitely something he should be doing, you know.

It helps to do that kind of stuff.

I mean,

are you and Tyler going to school?

You gotta go to school so you can get an education so you can, you know, do

something with your life.

Are you gonna pay for it?

I mean, you can get student loans and all that kind of stuff.

Yeah, but I mean, you just said you have gardeners and landscapers and you can't

even pay my tuition?

Well, what do you... Am I wrong? Okay, so, what are you doing?

Well, you know, I actually had to take on this second job, unfortunately.

It's just a tough spot that I'm in. This tax bracket, you know, they're really

cutting back on the hours, especially with this whole pandemic thing that just

ended. I hear a lot of excuses.

Well, not everyone is in the 1%. Well, how do you think you get to the 1%?

You know, I can't figure out how you did, to be honest.

It was a lot of hard work. I had to make a lot of sacrifices, you know.

A lot of sacrifices.

I had to put in a lot of hours into my job.

I was constantly working like 20 hours a day.

A day? Oh, wow.

That is quite a bit of work.

What does work for you? Just sitting by the pool?

Now it is because of all the time that I put in.

She shows houses, Tyler. That's part of her...

Her job is sitting by the pool, I'm sure, right?

Exactly. I've got to sit by the pool so I can show all my customers what a good

pool looks like. I feel so bad for you.

I've got to have a nice tan and all of that so I look good for my clients.

Is that why they buy the houses?

Of course, that's why they buy the houses.

So, anyways.

What are we doing whenever I'm here on my stay? Are we going to do something

special? well you know i uh i was gonna call and make some reservations i was

waiting to see what you felt like you know what there's

this really nice steak restaurant that i've been wanting to try

why don't we just grab a pizza or something pizza i'm

sure you're gonna want pineapple on it huh

Who do you think I am?

I don't know.

Spongebob? Oh, come on.

Well, I mean, let's hold on here a second. Real quickly, who's paying for

this dinner?

Not me.

You know what, guys?

I guess I have to pay for everything.

So I'll just pay for it, okay?

Well, I mean, if you're offering... No, no, no, it's fine. I was just going to

say, Tyler, I mean, if she's offering to pay for a steak dinner, we want to be

rude. Well, I'll go grab a ribeye, I guess.

Okay. All right, have a ribeye. I think we're all just paying for it. Yeah.

Oh,

there you go.

Twelve ounces?

We'll get to live like the other half, like the 1%. Just for tonight.

Oh, the week? Yeah, I get to give you a...

taste of what it's like. And then maybe you can actually, you know, do something

with your life. I'll develop an appreciation.

Well,

you need to do something.

Yeah. No, I mean, sure. Once I get a taste of you need to set your priorities

straight. I'm not fiscally responsible.

You know, that's my problem. No, you need to set your priorities straight.

Stop, you know, fooling around and doing things you shouldn't be doing.

I can't help myself.

Stop spending money on things you need.

Well, what if you pay for the renovation of this house? I think we'd be a lot

more motivated.

Renovation of a house?

So that we know what it's like.

And how's that going to get you anywhere?

Well, you know, if we brought up the value on the house, I could always tap

the equity and take out a second mortgage.

And that would give us a little bit of liquid assets so we could actually start

paying off some...

Well,

I just hear a whole bunch of things like, you know, for right now, you could

actually get a job.

Like, you don't even work full time.

Like, you just think that putting in five hours here or there is going to be

okay. Well, you know, that's not true. I have two part-time jobs, and the reason

is because, you know, the way the taxes are right now, and they're taxing big

corporations, and they're just not given 40 hours a week, you know. So everyone's

put down part-time, and now no one's going to work full-time to get those

hours. That's really what it's come down to. It's corporate merit and greed. It's

terrible. It's like the 1% get everything, and the rest of us get the

shaft.

And they don't even care about it.

Uh-huh.

Well, at least you guys aren't living on the streets.

You got a house.

Well,

you guys have a house, so I don't understand what the whole idea of, like,

you guys just bitching about stuff.

Maybe someday we can be as privileged as you.

So what are you ordering tonight on my bill?

Oh, you know, I'll probably do the serpent turf.

Serpent turf? That sounds good. It does, right? Lobster, little lobster, little

steak, little variety. That's what life's about, I think, is variety.

Champagne.

Champagne. Do you even know what a good champagne is, huh?

Yeah.

I've never even thought of that.

Caviar, yeah.

Well, I'll make some reservations for you tonight.

Well, go ahead and make those reservations.

I'll cover the cost of it for you guys.

It's the least I can do. Thank you so much. That's so sweet of you. Mm-hmm.

Okay. I'll go ahead and put those in.

For some reason, I feel generous.

We appreciate it.

I'm going to make these reservations. I'll take this coffee back.

Hello?

So, are you going to do something with your life?

What do you think I'm supposed to do with it?

Am I supposed to do everything?

It would be nice.

Are you going to end up being a deadbeat dad?

Who's a deadbeat dad?

You.

What? No,

I...

I'm not going to end up like that.

Why don't you give me a job?

What would you want to do?

Would you just sit around the pool too?

Isn't that what you do? Why wouldn't I want to do that?

Because you have to work hard in order to play hard.

I really doubt you ever worked hard.

I do play hard.

Well, good news.

We got reservations tonight for eight.

Mm-hmm. Okay?

Okay. So, uh, Tyler, I think, uh, do you have something nice to wear?

Laundry or anything? Hang on down. I told you without holding it. What? What?

Oh.

Mm. Oh.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

What are you saying, Dad?

Yeah, what are you saying?

Oh, I was just letting Tyler know, you know, to get something decent to wear

tonight. Oh. Presentable.

We're going to a nice restaurant. I don't want you looking like a bum. I was

just thinking about wearing nice stuff. We've got to look nice and everything,

so let's get all dressed up.

All right.

How long is she going to be here for?

Another four days.

Four days?

Yeah. I don't even know if I could do another hour.

It's not that painful, okay?

And, you know, if you paid attention to her and actually tried to absorb some of

the knowledge that she has, it would really benefit you. I mean, she's a

financially successful businesswoman, and she's been good at this for a long

time. You know, wouldn't you like to be successful like her? You don't want to

end up like me, living paycheck to paycheck.

Didn't she inherit all the money anyways?

Listen, you know...

It doesn't matter. People can inherit money, but they can burn through it

irresponsibly or they can build with it. And that is what she's done.

She's taken a small amount of money and she's increased it tenfold.

And that's what a successful business person is. So just try to learn from it,

would you?

I guess, but I really don't think it's going to go anywhere.

Just try to pay attention, okay?

Fine. Oh, hey!

Hi, how are you guys doing this morning?

Good, we were just talking about you.

Oh, okay.

How are you doing? I'm doing fine.

I slept okay.

Hi Tyler, how are you doing?

Good morning at Sedona.

Are you hungry?

Yeah, I'm hungry. I wouldn't mind, you know, getting something to eat.

Alright, well you know what? You relax for a moment.

I'm going to start making some food for us. Tyler, you hungry too?

Yeah, I'll have some.

Okay, great.

Let's go like that.

Yeah.

So you said you slept over night here?

Yeah, I slept okay.

You know, like, it is what it is. I wish I had my bed at home. I have one of

those fancy beds and stuff.

Oh, sure. How's your pillow? Is the pillow all right? The pillows are fine.

I like having a little bit of it.

Okay. But, you know, I'll survive.

Yeah. How did you guys sleep?

Oh, like a baby, especially after the dinner last night.

Oh, okay. You know...

That wasn't so great.

I mean, I've had way better dinners than that for $500.

Oh, yeah. Give me a break.

Well, we appreciate you picking up the tab last night. That was very, very

generous of you.

Why, thank you.

At least I can do.

Yeah, I'd say.

So, what are we doing today?

Well, if you like, we can...

we can go down to hollywood and do all the touristy stuff maybe a celebrity bus

school or maybe they'll walk around the boulevard or something like that

anything like that interesting sounds like a lot of walking well yeah this is

quite a bit of walking in the city why don't we like you know have you guys

ever thought about you know getting a limo or something like that taking it up

to the city you know and uh there you go wagon you kidding me

Would you want me to take you guys out again?

I wasn't implying that.

I'm just saying, you know, it's kind of on a limited budget is all.

Well, like I said, you guys wouldn't be on a limited budget if you actually put

your stuff together and did something with your life.

I know, I know. You know, I was just telling Tyler that. I was just telling

him how he should really try to absorb some of your knowledge.

He doesn't want to be like his old man and be a bum the rest of his life. I

just wonder whenever he's just going to grow up and actually do something with

his life.

Oh, he's fine.

He's a young man.

It's not how it was when I was younger.

Everyone was out when they were 18 and making their own way in life. It's very

common for... Yeah, well... You know,

like I said, I keep on hearing excuses, excuses.

And it just doesn't make sense to me. I just don't want him. I'm actually

concerned about him.

I just don't want him to end up, you know, like his dad.

Why do you have to worry about me?

I just do. I just don't want you to end up like that. I want you to do better.

One of the things she's trying to say, Tyler, is that, you know, especially in

today's world, a young man like yourself, it's kind of difficult

without, like she said, a college education.

Who cares? Everyone has a college degree. It's the new high school

diploma.

Yeah, true as that may be.

Well, you don't even have your college degree, so you can't even, you know, say

that it is that.

You haven't even tried.

How do you know what I do and what I don't do?

Because I hear about things, you know.

Aren't you a little bit too busy to be worrying about me?

I am busy.

You know that. But I still hear about things and keep in contact with you

guys. We appreciate that.

Because, you know... We thank you.

Who's we?

Tyler, why are you being such a snot?

Yeah, Tyler, you're out here trying to show some generosity.

I am very generous to you right now. All you can do is talk back to me and be a

little snot.

Tyler, you're making things awkward.

You said you wouldn't do this.

Sometimes you guys can butt heads, but I need you to get along.

You said Aunt Sabana didn't have to come here anymore.

Would you like it better if I didn't come here anymore?

Tyler.

I'm pleased.

I'm done. Fine. I'm done. Thank you. I appreciate that. Okay?

It's nice to be nice back. Because I'm being nice.

I'm going to take us out to a drive tonight, you know?

On that limo you're talking about? Mm-hmm.

And we're going to be able to see some sights and I'm going to be able to show

you guys some of the things that I've experienced.

Oh yeah.

And then maybe it might motivate you guys to get off your butts and do

something around here.

What are you doing over there?

Seriously, what are you doing?

Well, I'm making food for us. I'm going to make a stir fry. That is not how you

make a stir fry.

I mean, seriously, do I have to do everything around here?

Well, you know, I didn't have brush care shops.

Yeah. I'm just trying to make a do, you know, what we have.

Just a step aside.

Let me do this for you.

What'd you say over there?

He makes it all the time.

He doesn't make it the way that I want it.

I mean, you might learn a thing or two. Yeah. Yeah.

For once, I mean, it's not bad, I guess.

Is there any spices around here? You guys can't afford that either.

Oh, you don't know. No, no. We have some curry. We have some turmeric. We have a

little Himalayan pink salt.

Yeah, that's actually pretty decent.

Yeah.

Let's see here.

Oh, rosemary. You can't go wrong with rosemary.

You can't go wrong with rosemary because you know that it's very good for you.

Be around me and before you know it, you'll know how to cook a little bit

around here.

And you can be a pro.

And then you start to, you know, things will start getting better for you guys

around here.

I think I'd rather just get some pizza.

Oh, I know because kids always daze when they eat pizza.

And it's not... Well, I like other things, too.

What do you like? What other things do you like, Tyler?

You know, chicken tenders.

Oh, okay.

Mac and cheese.

Tyler, all this is junk food to you. It is very much so junk food.

It's all carbohydrates.

You want your triglycerides to be high?

You know, that's what leads to diabetes.

I don't know if you knew that. Are you aware of that?

I've never even heard of diabetes before. You like the stuff that comes

out of the freezer, huh?

Oh, yeah.

The little banquet meals.

Yeah, the stuff that you get from Safeway.

And all of that. You guys probably have never been to Whole Foods.

Well, you know, we're waiting for our neighbor to actually get one.

It's a gentrification to set in.

Hopefully we'll get a nice fancy supermarket.

Oh, until that happens, we're just going to be stuck here with the piggly

wigglies. Well, when Whole Foods comes by, then we could spend $20 on a chicken

breast, right?

Uh-huh.

That's because it comes from, you know, the farmers.

So see?

That's all there is to it, huh?

That's how you make a stir fry.

Just add a little oil to it, huh? Yeah, just add a little oil, good for you, and

there you go.

Hope you learned something.

Well.

And get the plates out, get everything ready.

Yeah, I'll set the table for us.

Okay.

This table's set for us.

Yeah, I see that you're doing that.

That's very nice of you.

Tyler, do you have a chance to do the dishes?

If they're dirty, I just throw them out.

you have all these interesting like silverware things over here what did you

do collect things for restaurants that you went to like fast food places well i

like the starbucks well like we said tyler eats a lot of fast food so we try

to keep some plastic silverware around like i guess so i know it's not good for

the environment but the thing the other day they said that every plastic fork

you ever use in your life is still in existence that's terrible oh that's

terrible

Supposedly true.

Well, you sure got a lot of them here.

Yeah, well.

Also, with Tyler, like you said, every time he gets his stuff dirty in his

room, instead of washing the plates, he just throws everything in the trash.

Tyler, why do you gotta be so lazy? You're never gonna get anywhere in life

if you... Not lazy.

You want me to eat off of a dirty plate?

A dirty plate?

You need to wash the plates.

I mean, seriously, get responsible.

Start doing things around here.

Be a man.

I'll do what I want.

I'll do what I want, yeah.

Yeah, that's like the total attitude of kids today. I swear to God.

Yeah, well, your guys' generation is the one raising ours.

You know, the piss-poor job we're doing, I know.

You know what happened? To be honest with you, years ago, this all...

Things started when they made domestic violence against the law.

Yeah.

Are you almost ready?

Oh yeah, I know. So we're right here.

I am getting hungry.

I bet.

Yeah.

After dinner not being so good last night.

It was the best dinner I've ever been to.

Oh, okay. That comes from a guy that likes pizza.

Are we almost ready?

Yeah, Tyler, you're almost done.

Yeah, but I'll be done in a few seconds. Okay.

You're not stopping.

Man, there he is.

Okay.

All right, let's dig in, guys.

All right, let's get something to eat.

Come here.

What? Come here.

Why? Just come here.

I mean, seriously, you need to learn how to do some things around here.

I really don't.

None of this is going to help me.

Really? It's not going to help you?

Of course it's not. It's going to totally help you.

I don't think so. You need to learn to take some responsibility.

I mean, when are you going to do something with your life?

I don't want you to become like your dad.

Like, seriously.

Do you want to become like him?

He's not a bad guy.

I didn't say he was a bad guy. I just said, you know, he just is not doing

anything with his life.

You know, you could be living a way better life than what you are and you

just decide to just not.

What are you guys talking about? You know, I have a suggestion here.

Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, why don't you teach him some responsibility

around here and start cleaning up around here? Maybe he can learn something from

you. Well, I mean, to be honest, neither one of us is really good at cleaning. It

was... Well, I could see that around here that neither one of you are really

good at cleaning.

Well, I mean, I never really had to do it, even to Tyler, so it's still new to

us. Well, that's why you're a bachelor.

And that's why you're going to stay a bachelor until you learn how to clean

this place up. Don't want to stay here.

Yeah, you do bring up a good point.

Well, come on. Start cleaning.

Start cleaning around here.

There's all these spots around here and things to clean up.

I just... Yeah, you're right. I mean, there's nothing I can really say. I

can't justify this. This place is a pig pen.

Where did you even find that mop? I didn't know we had one.

It's a woman's touch.

I can find things.

I know how to clean.

Even though I have a maid, I don't have to clean, which is nice.

I'm sure it is nice.

There's a spot over there.

I'm sure there's a lot of spots everywhere.

I mean, honestly, I don't remember the last time I ever spoke up around here in

Paris and say.

Okay.

Tyler,

do you ever get under these couches?

Of course not.

What?

What's going on?

Yeah,

well, I mean... What else am I supposed to do all day?

You're so naive.

Play video games, I suppose, right?

Of course.

I'm trying.

It's hard to raise a young man these days.

Lots of things are hard.

Dad,

can I get 20 bucks for the new game?

See? Exactly.

Exactly. I could have said that better myself. Thank you very much. Thank you.

You're welcome. What are you two, best friends now?

Yeah, we're best friends.

We just happen to be the two mature people in the room.

You know, Tyler, there's things you're going to want to do in life and things

you're not going to want to do. And part of being an adult is just sucking it up

and just getting things done.

Just roll your sleeves up and just do it.

Maybe someday.

I want to hold my breath.

Do we have any cleaning products for that?

We're going to get some wipes.

We're going to get some wipes.

Oh. We're going to get some wipes.

Right, of course.

Mm-hmm.

No. This one. This one.

This one.

You just missed it.

So many dirt spots.

I'm here to help you guys. I'm here to help out.

No,

I'm not relaxing right now.

I'm working.

help us clean the house and this

stuff's okay to

use on leather right?

uh

yeah make sure you arrange those pillows too yeah

yeah get that get get in there and get that clean that i

feel like

i have to do everything around here

well i mean yeah

I've been doing everything around here.

Getting those spots nice and white.

When was the last time you dust around here?

Dust? Yeah, I dusted around here.

Honestly, I don't even own a duster.

What's a duster?

oh you guys don't even know what a duster is oh man see

that's just like your thing over there you need to stay balanced you have

artwork in here it tells you to stay balanced you guys can't even be balanced

oh man why did you get a white couch

anyhow you know how difficult these things are to clean

Well, it was only like 25 bucks on Craigslist. Well, it sure does look like

it was only 25 bucks on Craigslist.

Sure you didn't get it from the second-hand store.

How embarrassing. I tried not to tell her that.

Jesus.

I thought it was a pretty good deal. It's nothing to be ashamed about.

Oh, that's exactly what you would think because you just don't want to do

anything with your life.

Well, I mean, if you want to help us out in...

well i guess since i like help i since i help out you guys you know with um food

and uh take you guys out on a limo ride and everything might as well just pay

for everything would you like me to pay for your you know utilities and

everything uh yeah i mean you're offering i mean i'm not gonna say this

is a free ride you know what i think it's a little bit more like you're

Helping us through a rough patch with a free ride. Free ride makes it sound like

a free ride.

It's going to continue being a free ride if you just keep on taking stuff.

Only for about three more years.

Three more years? Well, what happens in three years? Are you going to actually

do something?

Yeah. I don't know.

You don't know? It's a secret?

Maybe four years, actually. Four years?

Oh, so you're hinting at I need to pay for your college?

Yeah, you could pay for all my stuff.

No, I can.

Just, you know, get your rich aunt to do everything for you.

This is the downfall of giving these kids these participation trophies

growing up and now they feel entitled to take out student debt loans and not pay

them back.

Well, it shouldn't have to be my problem.

I guess that's just the way that life has to be, huh?

Well, you know, it doesn't really have to be like that.

There's a spot over here.

I know, there's a lot of spots around here.

Amy, what was the last time that you guys cleaned 1999?

When Tyler was a kid.

I wasn't even born yet.

Maybe a little bit. Maybe twice clean. Maybe.

But we can't all have a maid like you.

Well, it's nice having a maid. I love it. I bet.

I'm too busy to have to be doing all this, you know? Wouldn't you want to

just be too busy and making money and doing good and successful?

So you don't have to do this. You could hire one, too.

Well, that would be nice. I'm not going to lie.

But, you know, I appreciate the simpler things in life sometimes, too, you know?

Not everything has to be perfect always. I think that is another way of saying I

appreciate being poor.

Well, you know, maybe I'm just better at being poor.

Do you ever think of that?

Well, you did find the talent, didn't you?

I did. I mean, I can find something. You know the expression, one man's junk is

another's treasure. I can find something. Most people see no value in

it. And I take it home, I clean it up, and...

It suits my needs just fine, like the sofa that you're on. Yeah.

Why go and buy a $5,000 fancy sofa like you probably have at home? Because it's

more comfortable to sit on.

You know what's more comfortable to sit on for me?

What? The little bit of cash that I have.

Well, when you get rid of that cash, are you going to invest it? Because if you

invest it, you can make more.

Investing money only makes rich people richer.

How is that possible?

Well, I mean, what are we going to invest in the stock market?

As soon as the ordinary guy starts to come up in the stock market, you know

what they do? Well, the firms just get together and they just crush it. They're

just a little pandemic.

Certain stocks, it's all set up. It's all rigged. And as soon as they think

that you might figure the game out, they just change the rules of the game to

suit their needs.

That's how the world even works nowadays.

It's hard to come up with.

Penny stocks, that's how people went broke. Remember back when we were

younger?

The 90s, all those people put all their money in the penny stocks. But that was

the 90s. We're not in the 90s anymore.

You've got to, you know, get into date with today.

All right, well, what are we going to do? That's some sort of fake

cryptocurrency.

Well, that's just the way of the times. You've got to adjust with the times.

There's so much money to be made.

I made a lot of money on Bitcoin.

You know, you suggested doing that years ago. I wish I had some money into it.

But what about all the suckers now? It's like a Ponzi scam. They put all their

money into it.

Millions, but no real actual money in it.

Well... It seems like all these things, these get-rich-scams, are just a way to

screw it all up.

It just feels that way.

Maybe it's just the thoughts of the salad break, so it was bitter.

Well, yeah, it sounds bitter.

There's a spot right there. Yeah, that's right.

That is how she's allowed to be.

Well, would you like to be on the side of the road?

No, no, it was on the internet, like you said.

Well, the internet was out. Jeff was a little bit pregnant, so I don't think

they settled it.

You'd be surprised at the joke they sell.

There's a stain on this pillow. Didn't you not see that?

I thought that it was print.

Was that the print? No, that is not the print.

At least it doesn't have any sweat on there. I don't know. It looks like some

sort of fluid stain of some sort.

Tyler?

Yeah? We're going to talk about that later.

Yeah?

I don't know what you're doing with these pillows.

What are you doing on these pillows, Tyler?

Should I just throw it out?

That's the answer for everything. Instead of cleaning, he just throws

everything out. You see, this is why I can't get anything accomplished, and

this is why I can't have... This is why... That's why everything needs to be

disposable, forks and everything.

Waste of environment.

Tyler, this is why we can't have nice things.

I'm sorry, Dad.

Maybe if you picked up a few more shifts.

The company will only be working more than 32 hours now.

They're getting taxed here and they're trying to pass that on to us.

You may have to get a job, Tyler. The day may come.

Why would I want to do that?

You know, I need some wipes to

help clean this couch.

and uh can you go over there and uh clean those windows there's a whole

bunch of dirt all over them oh like what you guys do have monster in there or

something yeah a

lot

of cobwebs a lot of dust like i said

hardly gets cleaned around here

Are you learning anything, Tyler?

Not really.

You need to learn something.

Can't you at least pretend?

Yeah, just pretend.

Entertain me, at least.

Make me feel like I'm doing something.

You and your aunt, so she doesn't feel like she's wasting her time here?

I think she is wasting her time here. I guess I might be.

You know what? It's part of the problem.

Even if I were to like, you know, help you out with your school, you still

wouldn't. Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Like John said, you don't want to grow up to be like me.

Make sure you get around those edges. Really good.

Yeah. You see that dirt coming off?

Yeah. Yeah.

Make sure you get those windows really good. Rub them down.

There you go.

That's how I am. I don't really care about considerations.

It's pretty difficult being a single dad, you know?

Well, maybe you shouldn't have got a divorce.

You know what it means now?

Yeah, I agree with

you. Kids nowadays, I just don't understand it anymore.

How do you think I got where I was in life?

I had to work hard for it.

What you guys just want to do is just take advantage of something.

I was good.

I was going to say something else, but... I shouldn't.

Tyler?

Yeah?

You get a list of responsibilities, toys, I think.

Yeah, I think we should make a list of things for you to start doing. And if

you don't start doing them, you know, you just might end up having to move out

or something.

Are you going to learn how to hold a pencil first to make that list?

Oh, I see where the king of wisecracks right now.

See, this is what I have to deal with. I think he's just a little bit jealous of

the fact that, you know, I don't have to work as much.

anymore because i worked hard whenever i was younger when i was your age there

you go yeah there is a nutshell tyler what you do today is going to affect

your future into tomorrow and you really seem like uh yeah and it just seems like

you just aren't going to go nowhere are you done with that yeah i'm done with

that you can throw that away for me but you know there's still that spot over

there you see that yeah yeah that'd be good to get that It's a little hard for

me to do that right now.

I didn't know that I'd be working so much

around here.

You'd think I'd be happy whenever I go home and I get to do nothing.

You could go cry about it in your yacht.

Yeah, at least I have a yacht. You wish you had one.

I mean that had to cost a lot to do that. So I don't understand why

you have a couch like this.

Well, I got those off the internet as well. Oh, okay. It's new to me.

It's new. It's new from the nineties.

Oh yeah. They are pretty gross.

Hey, I need a wipe over here.

It's really dirty.

I'm afraid to put my hands on it. Sorry about that.

I

have

a recommendation.

What's that?

Never buy a white couch.

Because even after we clean it, it's still going to get dirty.

Tyler just likes to sit around and work pizza.

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.

She was white, you know, not really into cleaning. So a black couch would be

better. Yeah, a black couch would be a lot better. Then you wouldn't have to

clean it so much.

Remember, Tyler, if we have black furniture, we don't have to clean it.

Hey, you know what?

You could probably buy that on the perks list.

We could go get a new futon or something.

You know what?

Tyler, why don't we...

We should paint the bathroom black. That way we don't have to clean the toilets

or anything after the bath tub. We can do it all black and then we don't have

to paint anything no more.

That was a brilliant idea. Thank you so much.

Yeah, thank you.

I am so full of ideas and I love it.

Yeah. What would you do without me here?

Well, I would say we do enjoy your company. Well,

thank you. It depends on the day.

Tyler, will you stop being a snot?

I have helped out around here so much. The least you can do is be just a little

bit appreciative.

I don't know. Maybe soon.

Well, this place is looking a little bit cleaner.

No thanks to Tyler.

Exactly. No thanks to Tyler. Well, that's because I don't care.

I know you don't care.

That's obvious.

He only cares about pizza, video games, and girls.

Tyler, do you have a girlfriend?

Why is that any of your business?

Maybe one day he will, right, Tyler? Settle down and find out. Yeah, maybe

one day he'll get serious with something. No, I don't think so.

I think he will someday get serious with something.

Oh, did you see that he left a shoe print on the couch over here?

Yeah.

I think Tyler over the pandemic, you know, gave us something to do. Well, I

would give him something to do, but he just is like not wanting to do anything

but take advantage of things.

It's the nature of this generation.

All they want to do is just take.

When are they going to give back?

Right.

So

anyways,

like I was saying, I really do appreciate your help with that.

Well, you thank you. I mean, at least that means a lot because, you know, I do

do a lot for you guys. You guys do mean a lot for me.

Come on, Tyler.

And I promise I'll make sure.

Come here, Aunt Sadala.

Again, I wanted to say thanks for helping us out with the bills and

everything. Oh.

She's paying the bills?

She's been helping us out for the past few years since things got bad. Oh, I

didn't know that.

Thanks, Aunt Sedona.

Well, you guys want to get something to eat?

I'd love to. That'd be great.

Yeah? Well, let's go eat.

Can you pay for it?

Tyler!