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What's up, Pops?

What's good?

Um, you okay, Pops?

No!

What the...?

Gotcha, you stupid parasite.

Yeah!

Hey, Pops, gotta catch those things before they destroy the ship and kill us all.

Uh... okay.

Hey, Pops, wanna go on a supply run with us?

On the way?

We're gonna see how close we can fly to a sun.

Uh, okay, you're lost, bro.

Guys, we gotta figure out what's got Pops so bummed out.

Maybe he just misses Earth stuff, like wrestling and two-ply toilet paper?

Maybe it's because we have to drink recycled garbage water all the time.

Wait, we drink what?

You think that maybe Pops is sad because in less than 24 hours we'll reach Lolly

Land, where he'll have to face anti-Pops, his super evil twin brother, and figure

out how to save us and the entire universe from being erased from existence?

Yeah, it's probably that one.

We need to get his mind off all that.

Before the battle tomorrow, let's make it our mission to show Pops a good time.

A song?

For me?

Yeah.

Looking good, Pops.

Cool new magical abilities.

And I've always been impressed by your fashion sensibilities.

So cheer up, Pops.

There's no need to cry.

You'll fight anti-Pops tomorrow, and you probably won't die.

You're gonna win the fight, so till then let's have some fun.

And if you don't, well that's alright.

We'll all be erased from existence anyway.

Dude!

Rigby.

Sorry, I couldn't think of a rhyme.

Hey, Pops!

Surprise!

We made you a cake!

A cake?

For me?

It's your favorite!

Red velvet with raspberry filling.

Let's cut you a big ol' piece.

This'll make you feel better.

Help me!

Hey, Pops!

Check it out!

Here comes the big show!

Drop!

Oh, I love firing work!

It's beautiful!

Well, that was a total bust.

We were doing fine until your stupid fireworks.

What are you talking about?

Those fireworks were very festive!

No, they weren't!

Yes, they were!

They were totally freaking festive!

That's it.

Guys, I know what we've gotta do.

What's the one thing guaranteed to cheer anybody up?

The wet burrito combo platter at Chimichanga Wands?

What?

No.

I don't know.

It's pretty good.

I really like how wet they make it.

No, guys, I'm talking about a surprise party!

Microwave wings!

Microwave wings!

Hey, you made it!

Bummer about the whole end of the universe deal.

Oh, we brought chips!

Honey barbecue and zesty lime.

Hey, Death!

Thanks for coming out!

Oh, it's no problem.

I was in it out here anyway.

Hey, hey!

Glad you could make it.

Of course.

And we brought some HD DVDs we thought Pops might enjoy.

To use as coasters.

Then we can watch some of my movies as they're meant to be seen on Blu-ray.

Come on!

I thought you said you'd give me that one.

Yeah, but those discs aren't gonna cheer anyone up.

They're literally trash.

Okay, yeah, come on in.

The eagle's approaching the nest.

Got it.

Everyone, get in position.

Surprise!

Oh, my!

A party?

For me?

Yeah, Pops, for you!

How lovely!

And all of my friends are here.

Oh, but what's the occasion?

It's not my birthday.

Hey, you don't need to have a reason to have a party.

Well, then let's get this shindig started.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Alright!

Hey, let's get Pops up here.

Come on up, Pops!

Hey, where'd he go?

Hey, Pops?

Hey, Pops?

You okay?

Oh, yes!

Chowdy good party!

Just getting some fresh air!

Oh, well, that's cool, then.

We thought you were having some sort of emotional breakdown.

Rigby!

Ugh!

Pops, you know we're here for you.

I know!

I'm sorry.

It's just seeing you all together.

All my good friends.

If Anti-Pops wins tomorrow, everything will be erased.

And I don't care what happens to me, but I don't want any of you to get hurt.

You're my best friends.

I don't normally mix meself up in the affairs of the

living, but in a battle tomorrow, you can count on my help.

Oh, I can't ask you to do that.

Ridiculous!

You're our friend, Pops.

Yes, and leaving you to face Anti-Pops by yourself would be totally uncool.

We got your back, Pops.

We got your back, Pops.

Don't worry, Pops.

Joe!

Wait, I have an idea.

When I finished high school, our class buried a time capsule full of moments for

us to dig up at our ten-year reunion to see what we each put in it.

What if we all put something personal in a time capsule and shot it into space?

That way, no matter what happens, there will

always be a part of us floating out there forever.

Mordecai, that's a splendid idea!

Good show!

Yes!

I can totally relate to wanting to do that now that I'm a high school graduate.

But what would we even put in it?

Like, our favorite chips or something?

I can help with that.

I can copy everyone's memories of their entire

lives and put them on a Blu-ray box set.

Uh, I can do that too if you guys want.

Uh, yeah, but your lives will look way better on Blu-ray.

Yeah, we should just go with Blu-ray.

Blu-ray.

Blu-ray.

Show off.

Hey Benson, mind helping me get this thing started?

Uh, sure.

Come on around back here and pop open that little panel on my back.

Yo!

Ever since we got to space, Benson's been killing it with the ladies.

Yeah.

Uh... Yup, there you go.

Almost got it.

Ugh, there's so many buttons back here.

Hey, I only have one button over here.

You can't miss it.

You guys will need to stay still once the process starts.

It can be dangerous and disorienting.

There's lasers involved.

Don't touch the lasers.

Found it.

Good job, Benson.

I knew you'd find the button eventually.

Memory scan commencing.

Now hold on, guys.

This might hurt a little bit.

Wait, what the...

Whoa!

Whoa!

We can see everything!

You make me so angry!

Dude, I think most of these are of Benson yelling.

No they're not!

You're fired!

Whoa!

Remember when Pops wrestled a bear?

That was awesome!

Good time!

Rose, are you not hearing this?

I'm killing it!

Hey Rigby, check it out.

What?

Whoa!

Stop wiping!

Don't look at that!

Rigby, stop!

What's happening?

I can't stop!

Rigby!

Blu-ray, turn off the laser!

I can't!

The process won't stop until it's done recording.

You know, I was very clear about not touching anything!

Hold on, Rigby!

Mordecai, what are you doing?

I got you, dude!

Dude, I'm slipping!

Guys!

Oh yeah, I leaned!

Come on!

Oh yeah, Pops!

I don't know how long I can hold on!

The memories are catching up!

We're almost done, Pops!

Dude, that killer plant was cool!

Look, it's us right now!

Whoa!

That was awesome, Pops!

Wow!

Good job, Pops!

Oh, it's nothing!

Blu-ray?

Did it work?

Recording...

Complete!

Everyone's memories saved onto their own commemorative Blu-ray!

Cool!

They've even got our faces on them!

Pretty neat!

Your entire lives are contained on these discs.

I also took the Liberty of compiling a few bonus discs.

This disc is two hours of bloopers, and this one I call Mordecai Pulls a Mordecai.

It's a two-disc set.

What do you think, Pops?

Don't worry!

These are tears of joy!

Now, no matter what happens, our friendship and all

of our jolly good times will never be forgotten!

That's great, Pops!

Now, let's blast those discs into outer space!

In five... Four... Wait!

What if the person who finds the discs doesn't have a Blu-ray player?

Yeah, what happens?

Don't worry, I've got it!

Wait!

But what if the person who finds the time capsule doesn't have a big screen TV?

I can push one of those out.

Fire in the hole!

Or... We could just Bury it in the park.

I can see that, Sp NASA?

I can.

Able chocity.

Wait ha ha ha ha... I can x.