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Classic Grilled Cheese and Bacon if you please.

If you wanna come and get it, cause we'll eat it in a breeze.

Got bread, got cheese, got the bacon in the grease.

That'll make you go, oooh!

Bacon, ba-ba-ba-bacon, ba-ba-ba-bacon, ba-ba-ba-ba-bacon.

Are you all done, sir?

Yeah, we're done.

I guess we should head back.

Not to be rude, but, uh, how do I say this?

Your hands are really gross, bro.

What?

Well, if you're gonna shove it down my throat, fives.

Sorry, I'd want someone to tell me.

I'll just use one of these moist towelettes and everything will be fine.

Ah!

Huh?

I'm sorry, but these are for VIP members only.

VIP member?

Excuse me, VIP coming through.

Thanks, Rick.

Here's your complimentary VIP merchandise.

Later, normies.

Whoa!

And that sweet merch and moist towelettes

aren't the only thing you get from being a VIP.

You get table reservations in the VIP room.

Oh!

Complimentary tater tots.

Oh!

Oh!

50% off anything in the Cheezers gift shop.

Oh!

My cheezers are pretty.

But the best perk is, if you present your VIP card, you

get access to our exclusive new sandwich, the Pork Picnic.

Slow-cooked baked beans, hearty coleslaw, and

three different types of barbecue pulled pork.

Now that's lip-lickin' good.

It's available for only one week for VIPs

only, and will never be released to the public.

Bros, huddle.

I don't want to assume anything, but we're totally

gonna become VIPs and eat that sandwich, right?

Definitely.

So how do we become VIPs?

There are two ways you can become a VIP.

Be an astronaut, or you gotta prove you're worthy.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but are y 'all astronauts?

Well, no.

That's what I thought, normie scum.

Hey, listen lady, we can be VIPs just like a lousy astronaut, okay?

Man, I'm sick of these astronauts coasting

through life, getting free handouts all the time!

So, I guess you'll need to just get to a computer, go online, and fill out the form

to begin the grueling application process, scum.

Dude, what the heck?

Maybe it isn't worth it.

Mmm.

Oh man, it sure tastes good to be a VIP.

We gotta get to a computer.

Hmm.

Hmm.

H.

U.

M.

M again.

I.

N.

Look, Pops, we need the computer to fill out a form.

Oh, I won't be long.

Let's see.

Lost my train of thought.

H.

U-M-M-I-N-G-P-I-R-G, done!

Thank you, Mitch.

All done.

The computer is yours.

Thanks, Pops.

Okay, it took six hours, but we've finally finished the form.

Okay, so we've got applications for Mordecai Rigby, Muscle Man, and High Five Ghost.

All right, you boys are officially VIPs.

Here we are!

Picnic, here we come!

As soon as you put all these flyers on the cars outside under the hot blisterin' sun.

What?!

But I thought the application was the last thing we had to do.

Oh, honey, I would never say something like that.

I'm not sure if this is a good return on our investment, guys.

Well, that's fine if you really don't want the pork picnic sandwich.

Available to VIPs only with our patented three types of dipping sauce.

The real chance of a lifetime.

Okay, okay, we'll do it!

We'll do whatever it takes.

I can practically taste that hearty coleslaw right now.

And I've been taking care of business every day.

Taking care of business every way.

I've been taking care of business.

It's all mine.

Taking care of business and working overtime workouts.

Oh, my stars!

You boys have done so much work around here.

It looks like a whole new cheesers.

Thanks.

So how much more stuff do we have to do to be VIPs?

Oh, just 65 little ol' things.

Cool!

Are you serious?

It kind of just feels like we're doing all your chores for you.

There's got to be a shortcut to being VIP.

Shortcut!

Shortcut!

Shortcut!

Boys, I know this is hard, but you've got to keep your eyes on the prize.

Now, do you or do you not want that succulent pork picnic sandwich?

Yes.

Where are your manners?

Yes, ma'am.

There they are.

Now, there's an overflowing grease trap that's larding up.

Y'all better get on that, and don't forget to lock up!

Good luck!

I really don't like her.

This sandwich better be worth it.

Oh, but it's totally worth it.

I heard you.

You're all on verge of giving up.

And why not?

These chores will go forever.

What?

The hostess is playing you for fools.

Giving you run around.

You're normies.

No reserve table for you.

No tater tots.

No limited edition sandwiches.

Not astronaut.

Human garbage.

That's a little hurtful.

She is your enemy.

If you want to be a VIP, there is another way that will challenge you to your core.

Or you could just give up.

We've come this far.

We're not giving up.

What do we have to do?

I cannot say.

I can only show you.

Will you meet me here at 2am?

Good.

Are we sure about this?

Yeah.

This seems like some sort of shady astronaut underbelly of some sort.

You guys want to become VIPs and eat that sandwich, don't you?

Ah, good.

You came.

This way.

So what is it?

Munster.

Eat!

Eat!

Eat!

Eat!

Fine.

We'll eat it.

Wait.

This isn't even Munster.

It's cheddar.

That is Munster's food.

What's that?

Uh...

What the heck, man?

I thought you were gonna show us how to be VIP.

If you want to be VIPs, you have to defeat the Munster.

What are you talking about?

Oh, Munster, not Munster.

I get it now.

He's at the end of his line.

Eat this!

Yeah!

Pile, we're gonna use it to fly out of here.

You really think that thing's gonna carry us all?

I mean, we gotta try something.

Everyone get on!

Wow!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

You guys, lure it over there!

On it!

Yoo-hoo!

Over here!

You want some of this?

Come on!

Okay, aim at the grate!

Bruce!

Mission accomplished!

Rigby, shoot now!

Choke on democracy!

B.I.P!

B.I.P!

Rrrrrrrr!

B.I.P!

B.I.P!

B.I.P!

B.I.P!

B .I .P!

B.I.P!

Yeah!

You did it, buddy!

You did it!

You are now...

B.I.P.'s!

What?

Oh, my gosh!

You completed the final task!

Congratulations!

You were the astronaut?

Not just that!

B.I.P.

I was the monster, too!

What?

But?

How did you...?

You see, that's what being V.I.P.s is all about.

It's not just about being an astronaut.

It's about working hard to earn your place among the cream of the crop!

And you boys are definitely the cream of the crop!

We did it!

We're V.I.P!

We're V.I.P!

All right!

It's over!

It's finally over!

Yeah!

You did it, buddy!

Mmm!

Mmm!

And it was the best day of our lives.

That's a really roundabout way to tell me you want to go to Cheesers.