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I'll put it this way. I need you to promise me that if I get out of hand,

you'll tie me up.

So I won't do anything I'll regret later.

What was I thinking?

It would be nice if somebody would come- Fuck me! Fuck me!

Fuck me!

Hello? Damn it!

Somebody answer me!

Somebody listen to me!

Hello? It would be nice if somebody would come- Fuck me! We can't dance

anymore.

It's more of the classic.

Not the music.

The music's the only thing I can stand anymore. It's the fucking bitch upstairs

in the bedroom.

Who does she think she is? If it wasn't for her, we'd all be... Broke?

Listen, why don't you shut the fuck up before I... Why don't you both shut the

fuck up?

Listen.

He stopped screaming.

Well, it's about fucking time. As soon as Michael gets back, we're gonna get

this thing finished once and for all.

You know guys, I really wish we didn't have to tie her up.

It all seems so right.

I was supposed to be in control.

I'm sorry.

I'm not like Jennifer.

Who do you think I am?

I know, I know.

I don't mind.

Oh, still not mad at me?

Oh, come on. How could I possibly be mad at you?

It's just that... Shh.

No excuses.

Look, it's getting late and I gotta work in the morning.

So I better go.

Call me tomorrow?

Sure, I will.

Just wait and see, okay?

Okay.

Want me at the door?

Okay.

You're gonna call me, right?

Of course.

Definitely.

Lock up when you're done, alright?

What is this?

Good.

Bye.

Thank you.

you

Ugh.

Oh my god, you're so

Okay.

Thank you.

I would do it so different if I just had another chance.

so

Thank you.

you

Thank you.

Thank you.

You bastard!

Where are you?

Who in the hell opened the bedroom window?

I could hear her screaming all the way down the street.

Yeah, I just thought it was a little hot in there. Maybe the woman liked some

fresh air.

See? Just like I told you.

We've got a lot riding on this.

We are going to be rich.

Why don't you shut the fuck up, Candy?

Matter of fact, I've got a good idea.

Why don't you take a bath?

And why don't you take your little bath toy here with you?

Yeah, after what he did last night, I don't think so.

The bath, I need.

Him, I don't.

Could you please go shut the window?

No problem, amigo.

What do you want?

I came in here to get away from you.

Come on, Candy. I'm sorry.

I got caught up in the moment.

Besides, it's not like you weren't having fun anyways.

I guess so.

I can use a little something besides myself, bath toy.

Peace.

thank you

I have some of that.

Okay, here.

Oh,

you're a godsend, but that's not what I wanted.

Don't worry, everything will be okay. It's just, it's real soon, I promise.

Yeah, it'll be good now.

I'm tiny.

I got a burst.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't know what you're saying.

You're delirious. Yeah, and I mean, you'll come to your senses.

Oh, what do you mean?

I know what I'm saying.

Oh, God.

I'm no angel.

You spread like an angel.

Maybe I can help you out a little bit.

Poor thing.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

That's it!

Thank you.

What the fuck is going on here? Nikki, what do you have to say for yourself?

Come on, Michael.

We're all friends.

Come on, join us.

What the fuck do you think you were doing out there?

You asked me to open, shut the window.

She was just laying there. She looked so helpless. I mean, you know.

Look, the dicks tricked me.

Man, you know, I trusted you, and you turn around and do this to me?

I mean, what are you getting paid for? All you had to do was keep your fucking

dick in your pants.

So now you can do what every guy does who fucks a girl they don't love.

Leave!

No, no, she... I couldn't help myself.

She just looked... You know, she was... Just leave before I do something I'm

going to regret.

I said leave!

What was all that yelling?

What took you so long? I'm so horny.

Yeah, well, you don't know what you're saying right now.

But don't worry. I got the cure for what ails you.

What is that?

Just drink it.

Good girl.

Feel better yet?

Do you remember anything that happened?

Remember what?

The experiment last night.

What experiment?

You really don't remember, do you?

Remember what?

You needed witnesses.

I believe I have synthesized something that would change the human sexual

libido in ways we could never imagine.

Don't give any to this tiger. His sex Olivia is more than I can handle.

What are you talking about, Nikki?

It's kind of like the mythical Spanish fly, but it actually works.

Until now, I haven't had a chance to try it on human beings.

Well, don't look at me. I'm no guinea pig. You're not going to make me do it.

Relax. I mean me. I just want you to make sure I'm okay.

So, what do we get for doing this?

We stand to make millions.

But right now, $20 apiece.

That's when you pulled me aside.

Let's put the rules.

Cuddle my nose.

I'll put it this way.

I need you to promise me that if I get out of hand, you'll tie me up.

So I won't regret anything later.

Then give me this.

It will neutralize the effects of the bio-mononucleic polysarbutin acetate,

okay?

What's this?

It's cough syrup. It will neutralize the effects of the BPA.

Okay.

Oh my god, it's coming back to me.

I was working on my thesis.

I needed a test subject.

Oh, Nikki, you're back.

God, not too loud.

I got a headache.

Remember, I drank a vial of my BPA.

Okay, come on. You and I in the bedroom right now.

That sucks.

I don't want all of you.

Wait a minute, Michael.

Let's go.

Mickey,

this isn't funny anymore. Let's go upstairs. Wait a minute, Michael. Relax,

man. Yeah, it's alright.

Thank you.

It's just fucking games.

All right, that does it, Nicky. Party's over, baby.

Okay,

plan B.

You've got some on your nose.

I hope Michael has a washer so you can wash Brad's shirt for him.

Fuck you. Yeah, right. You fucking men are jerks.

Maybe one of them will lick it off.

This stuff stinks.

So,

I did all that?

Yeah, tell ya.

Gotta hand it to you. That stuff really works.

That candy's really pissed at me.

She'll get over it.

Now, bread, on the other hand... You're so understanding, Michael.

Well, hell, it was all in the name of science, wasn't it?

Besides, we're gonna be rich.

We can't sell it. There's a problem.

What problem?

Who wants an aphrodisiac that makes you so horny?

But you can't remember the fun you had.

No.

In the end, it's just a destructive force, so... Yeah.

God, could you imagine if it wound up in the wrong hands?

Let's not think about that.

Goddamn son of a bitch!

What'd he do that for me for? I'm gonna take this shit from him.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

I'll put it this way. I need you to promise me that if I get out of here,

the time down, Kim can bring anything home. Give me this.

It's a neutralizing effect, so the bottle will burn on the plate.

Don't go!

Don't talk to the camera!

Action!

What the fuck's going on here?

Nikki, what do you have to say for yourself?

I say move that fucking chair out of the way! Come on, man!

Jesus Christ!

You better quit smoking that shit, son.