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Everyone on high alert.

I want no mistakes. No mistakes.

Over and out.

[DIALER TONE]

Why are you standing here?

I don't need security, this place does.

-Understood? Over and out. -Yes sir.

[CAR APPROACHING]

-Good morning sir. -I hope everything is under control, Roy.

Sir, right now we are standing at India's safest place.

[HELICOPTER PROPELLER] -[SIREN]

I quit!

Shut up.

Give me one more chance, please.

Get lost.

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

-He is a genius. -Absolute genius.

He is amazing.

He is playing a tape.

You are fooling us.

-Thrash him! -Thrash him!

What?

[DOOR CLOSED]

-Take it. -Thank you.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

My son. My dear, dear child.

Old man!

[CHIMES]

Troubles his own child.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

And calls that car, my son, my son.

[HISSING]

-Boman! Come here! -Yes.

Did you bring my son's brake oil?

-I forgot. -You forgot my son's vaccine.

-Papa... -Not papa, call me dad.

-Yes papa... -Call me dad.

-Yes dad. -Don't overdo it!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Why are you quiet, don't you have a tongue?

-I have it, dad. -You are arguing with me!

-Sorry dad. -First you commit a mistake...

...and then you say sorry.

Next time, I will say sorry first, dad.

That means, later on you will make a mistake!

Useless! The brake oil should be here today, understood!

Go quickly!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-Boman! Never enter in this house again! -Papa.

Say Dad, you scoundrel. Dad!

"Fun, Fun, Fun."

"Fun, Fun, Fun."

"Fun, Fun, Fun."

"Fun, Fun, Fun."

"Who is your daddy, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, tell me now."

"Rock, rock..."

"Rock, rock..."

"Give it to me."

"Give it to me."

-"Stop it." -"Ms. India is crazy about me."

"She wants to marry me."

"Ms. India is crazy about me."

"She wants to marry me."

"She troubles me a lot, what can I do?"

"Ms. World is the one I like."

"But I don't have the time."

"As I left, Ms. India."

"As I broke her heart."

"As I left, Ms. India."

"As I broke her heart."

"Only then did you meet."

"Only then did I meet."

"Ms. Universe is the one I like."

"But I don't have the time."

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby? Fun."

"Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun."

"Hit me."

"Everybody, hit me."

"Hit me."

"Everybody, hit me."

"Hit me."

"Everybody, hit me."

"Now who is your daddy baby, tell me."

"Tomorrow I have to meet the minister for the deal of the Taj Mahal."

"It is true."

"Agree to it."

"I have already bought it."

"The deal of heaven is done. It is true."

"Agree to it."

"Let it be."

"I have kept the Jaipur palace on rent."

"The five star hotel is smaller than my house."

"Don't delay it anymore, I have to buy the moon."

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby?"

"Who is your daddy, baby, baby? Fun."

"Fun, Fun, Fun."

You scoundrels! Wake up!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

I am fed up of them.

[CHINK]

They don't do any work, and also come home late in the night.

Neither do they sleep, nor do they let me sleep.

First there were three, and now there are four hooligans in this house.

[DOOR BELL]

Now, who is it?

Your pizza ma'am.

-Take this. -Thank you.

For the past 2 months, they haven't even paid rent! And whenever I ask for it...

...they come up with some or the other excuse!

Today I will make them pay!

Wow, what a luck! Pizzas!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Oh no.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Open the door!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I say, open the door.

Auntie, the door is open.

One two! One two! One two! One two!

Stop this nonsense and tell me, where is my pizza?

Auntie, what is a pizza?

What pizza? Who pizza? I don't know any pizza? Do you?

One tight slap and you will understand everything!

Auntie, mouse!

Where is the mouse?

Hey, you...

[CAT MEOW]

Hey Parsi boy, tell me, where is my pizza?

Oh God, cockroach.

Cockroach, where is the cockroach?

Thank God, it ran away.

Roy, where is my pizza?

We don't know, auntie.

I swear on you.

Don't falsely swear on me!

You are laughing, even after being slapped you are laughing!

Shameless, useless!

You will not reform!

You will never reform!

-What are you hiding behind? -Nothing, auntie.

-Bring your hands forward. -Of course.

Your pizza.

Papa!

Oh really, papa!

First of all, you don't pay the rent, and then you steal too.

Aren't you ashamed?

Now tell me, who will pay me the 2 months rent?...

...and the one who will pay, come forward.

Manav, you will pay me the money.

Money, how can I pay the money?

Then why did you come forward?

Forward, I didn't come forward!

-Adi. -Manav.

Who will pay me my money?

I will give the money! I will pay you the money!

-Roy, give aunty the money! -Which money?

The same money that I had saved for my sister's cancer operation.

But Adi, we are already short of 10,000 rupees...

...if we give money from that to auntie, then your sister will die.

Let her die! Let her die! That's her fate.

Lord, my sister is coming to you and this woman is sending her. Take care of her!

[CRYING]

-Enough, stop crying. -Okay. [CRYING]

And Manav, come with me.

-Go Manav, go... -Go you scoundrel.

Go...

[CRYING]

Don't cry, son, your sister's operation will be done and she will be fine.

I am not crying for that auntie.

Then why are you crying?

Adi never told me that we have a sister too...

...and that she has cancer.

-What? -Yes.

Your liars! You cheats!

Now you can enter this house only when you have the rent money.

You shameless boys, go and look for some work!

[HONKING HORN]

We will have to look for work.

-I found it. -Found what?

-I found a job. -This dead man will give us jobs!

-But he can give us money! -How is that?

Manav, bring that painting where the horse is eating the grass.

Stealthily! Go.

[HORN HONK]

Bring it very quietly! Go!

And I have a mind blowing idea, listen to me.

[HORSE NEIGH]

[SIGHS]

Sorry aunty.

Where is the food?

Ask them.

-Was Mr. Trivedi your relative? -No, no. no.

-Was he your friend? -No, no.

-Was he your neighbour? -No, no, no.

-Then why are you crying so much? -My foot, my foot!

My foot, my foot!

Oh my god.

Tell me, I am Mr. Trivedi's son.

I have come to handover your father's memorabilia to you.

Father's memorabilia?

Some days ago your father had come...

...in our art gallery, and he liked this painting worth Rs. 20,000.

He has already given 1,000 rupees in advance...

...and he had asked to collect the remaining money...

-...on delivery of the painting. -Yes.

Painting. Strange, father didn't have any liking for paintings.

-Did he have a liking for death? -No.

But still he died, right!

Look, sometimes people do some spontaneous things...

...which they have never been spontaneous about. How shocking is that!

-Shocking! -Very shocking!

Let it be brother, please pay the money quickly...

...it will give solace to uncle's wandering soul.

Correct!

I don't know where it is wandering.

For father's...

Painting. Our money.

-This is twenty. -Thank you.

-Here nineteen. -Hold this.

Give one thousand for good luck.

-Okay, thank you. -Greetings.

We have brought the painting with such effort's at least open it and see.

Hey stop!

Look, don't ask for discount now!

-What is this? -It is a painting, what else?

What is this painting of?

-Horse eating grass. -Really! Then where is the grass?

The horse ate up the grass.

Then where is the horse?

Why will the horse wait after eating the grass?

-He left, isn't it brothers? -Yes, you are right.

-Left. -The horse left, now we are leaving too.

-Bye. -Bye.

Thank you.

Don't take tension at all, once the grass grows back...

...the horse will come back.

[HORSE NEIGH]

-[HORSE GALLOP] -The grass will...

"Get on the dance floor baby."

"Move your body."

"Get on the dance floor baby."

"Move your body."

"Get on the dance floor baby."

"Move your body."

"Get on the dance floor baby."

"Move your body."

"Get on the dance floor baby."

"Move your body."

"Get on the dance floor baby."

"Move your body."

"Look, look my heart is beating."

"Look, look what it is saying to you."

"Come on baby, let's have fun."

"Fun!"

"Look, look my heart is beating."

"Look, look what it is saying to you."

"Come on baby, let's have fun."

"Fun."

"You stealthily pierced my heart with your eyes."

"Come in my arms, says my heart."

"Look, look my heart is beating."

"Look, look what it is saying to you."

"Come on come on, let's have fun."

"Fun!"

"Fun! Fun!"

"Fun! Fun!"

"This is the ambience. These are the days."

"This the age. Live it up."

"There is intoxication. There is merriment."

"This is the wave. Savor it."

"Your desires are like the bird." "If you have the wings, then fly."

"Who cares about the world, let them say what they want."

"This is the ambience. These are the days."

"This the age. Live it up."

"There is intoxication. There is merriment."

"This is the wave. Savor it."

"Let us have fun."

"Fun! Fun!"

-"Fun! -"Look, look, look...!"

"Look, look my heart is beating."

"Look, look what it is saying to you."

"Come on, come on, let's have fun."

"You stealthily pierced my heart with your eyes."

"Come in my arms, says my heart."

"Look, look my heart is beating."

"Look, look what it is saying to you."

"Come on come on, let's have fun."

"Fun! Fun!"

"Fun! Fun!"

"Yeah, it is all about money."

[BIRD CHIRPING]

Boys, get up! Come on!

-It is morning, come on! -Let us sleep a little more...

I already told you, don't sleep here, means don't sleep here!

Hey lollypop, come on get up!

-Come on, go home. -Come, let's go home.

What are you saying? We will have to pay aunt 's rent.

Come on, take out the money.

We spent it all, what will we do now.

I have an idea.

-Newspaper. -Obituary.

The next theft, I will do it.

Not you!

We will go and bring it!

[HORSE NEIGH]

[HORSE NEIGH]

Mr. Sameer?

Yes, tell me, I am Mr. Sameer Agarwal.

I am inspector Kulkarni, crime branch.

The four people that murdered your father...

...the police suspect that they are the members of Pasha gang.

Mr. Agarwal was murdered at 9 o'clock at night on a sunday...

...but he had left home at 6 o'clock.

Can you tell me for what work had he gone out?

Excuse me, we want to meet Mr. Agarwal.

What work do you have?

He was saying on the phone, try to understand...

...I can give only Rs. 50,000 now.

So, he had given that 50,000 to you.

Advance, do you doubt it?

I just remembered, papa was saying some proverb on the phone.

He was saying that if the horse befriends the hay...

...then what will he eat.

[HORSE NEIGH]

I think someone was blackmailing Mr. Agarwal.

I think that the horse and hay were their code words.

-Tell sir. -Yes.

Seems like you have quite a good acquaintance with Mr. Agarwal.

Our work is such, we have to keep acquaintance...

...with influential people, understood. Go.

Excuse me, Mr. Sameer.

Hurry up, we don't have time.

Do you think we have a lot of free time! Hurry up!

What is the hurry, you can go.

Let me see that painting too.

Why, who are you?

Inspector Kulkarni, crime branch.

[DHAMAAL]

-He was asking! -He was asking!

Come on show me the painting, quickly.

Hurry up!

[HORSE NEIGH]

-Here. -It is upside down.

Sorry.

The horse was lying down.

[HORSE NEIGH]

Horse and grass!

-Arrest them! -What are you doing?

Now I will never attend anyone's condolence meeting.

There won't be any need, because people...

...will attend our condolence meeting.

Peter did you recognise, this is Kulkarni sir's favorite road.

Yes, last time he encountered Tiku Tarzan right here.

I had seen it.

Pistol in the hand, and the button of the shirt was open.

As soon as the van stopped and he made Tiku Tarzan get down...

...he understood that he is going to die for sure.

Sir does the right thing, abducts him and that's it...Encounter!

Do you know, what is Kulkarni sir's score now?

-What is the score? -4 less in half century.

-Four? -What are you saying?

47, 48, 49, 50.

No! I don't want to die!

-Quiet. -I don't want to die, papa!

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[DIALER TONE]

Yes sir. Yes sir.

You have found out about Agarwal's murderer.

Yes sir. But sir, the four of them...

Yes sir, right away sir.

The van...here.

Today he will complete half a century.

[CHURCH BELL]

"Govinda..." [CHANTING OF PRAYER]

-Deshmukh, open them. -Yes sir.

-It's okay. -Hey! Leave it!

Come on, hurry up, hurry up.

-Come on get down! -No! No! No!

Come on get down!

-No sir, we didn't do anything sir. -I know that.

Sir, please spare us.

Don't talk about sparing us, sir please, jail us sir...

...please give us life sentence sir.

Get them all out!

No! no! I don't want to get down.

-Please sir. -Complete your half century next time!

Quick! Quick! Quick!

You all are free.

-Thank you, sir. -Manav! -No!

Sir, you will shoot us from behind, won't you?

Can't I shoot you from the front!

Please sir, please forgive us.

Sir please sir, sir please forgive us sir.

We don't want to die.

[VEHICLE MOVING]

We are your children, sir!

He is gone.

[VEHICLE PASSING]

We are safe!

-We are safe! -We are safe!

[HORN HONKING]

[TYRE SCREECH]

[TYRE SCREECH] -[HORN HONK]

-Oh shit! -Come on.

Come on...

Oh god.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

There is no one in the car.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Now if the car drives without the driver...

...then it will surely meet with an accident.

[WHIMPER]

There he is.

Come, come, come.

My God! Oh my God!

Oh God, he is badly hurt.

Shit!

We should take him to the hospital.

I...I...I...I know that my time has come.

No sir, nothing will happen to you.

-We will bring the ambulance, you... -There is no use.

Listen carefully to what I say right now.

Have you seen Goa?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

No sir we haven't, are you a travel agent?

Shut up Manav! Go and bring water.

Sorry.

Look, I don't have much time.

In Goa, in St. Sebastian garden, below a big W...

...below a big W, there are ten crore rupees.

-10 crore! -10 crore!

10 crore!

Yes, it is my life earnings.

But, why are you telling all this to us?

Because...

...you look like good people.

Otherwise, in today's world no one comes forward to help someone.

Anyway, all that money is useless for me.

Take the money, divide it amongst yourself...

...then the entire world will be at your feet.

[SIGHS]

The entire world will respect you.

[SIGHS]

Fulfil your dreams...

[COUGHS]

...by removing that money.

And live life like kings.

Like life like kings.

-God. -He is dead.

Yes, and while dying he played a very big joke with us.

Joke! A dying man never lies!

-No! No! -A dying man...never...lies.

[CLANG]

Is he dead.

[CLINK]

Water.

He is dead.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

What was that uncle saying about Goa?

Uncle was saying that there is some St. Sebastian garden in Goa...

...where there is a W, under which he has hidden Rs. 10 crores!

We have to go and take that money out.

Why should we take it out, are we his servants to work for him.

10 crore! 10 crore! We are millionaires!

10 crore!

-I don't believe it! 10 crore! -I don't believe it!

I don't believe it too!

Are we going to play KBC?

[POLICE SIREN]

[TYRE SCREECH]

Another police.

Listen, don't tell the police anything...

-...about St. Sebastian garden. -Okay.

And about the 10 crore?

Side, side.

You escaped my clutches again.

Who saw the dead body first?

-Who saw the dead body first? -No one.

What do you mean by no one?

I mean when we reached here he was not dead, he was still alive.

-What do you mean by, he was still alive? -He was just about to die.

What do you mean by, he was about to die?

He had a few breaths left.

But he died right then.

-Yes. -Come on, come in a line, come on!

Now tell me, was he alive or dead?

He was alive, a bit.

Just like people are a little bit alive before they die.

Did he say anything before dying?

Did he give any information?

He was saying something, but I didn't understand.

I understood.

Constable, take these four people to the police station.

-But sir, we... -Shut up!

Come on! Quickly.

[FOOT STEPS]

Sir, the Bose is dead, now what will you tell commissioner sir?

I was thinking about the same thing.

Search the dead body.

Come on, into the jeep, come on.

Sit in the jeep.

Not behind me, sit in the jeep.

[DHAMAAL]

Inspector sir!

Why are we running?

If we wouldn't have fled the inspector...

...would have found out everything.

He has a jeep, he can catch us within two minutes.

He can't catch us, because detective Roy...

...has brought his jeep's keys along with him.

Superb!

Then which key have I brought?

Sir, they took the keys to my house too.

Not just the keys, they have fled...

...with the money of the chit fund fraud...

...which I have been after for the past 10 years.

Rs. 205 accounting everyone!

Only one person can go to Goa in this.

I will do one thing, I will go to Goa and bring the money.

-Wait... -What happened?

Has the doctor restricted me from going to Goa?

Listen, either all four of us will go to Goa together...

...or none of us will go. Thank you.

Listen, do what you want to, I want to go to the bathroom.

-Quiet! -Keep quiet!

First of all that inspector is after us. If he nabs us, then?

We have to reach Goa as soon as possible.

Look, if all of us want to go to Goa together...

...then there is only one way for that.

-No, no, no. -Yes, yes, yes.

-No, no, no. -Quiet!

Dad will kill me if I touch his car!

There is no chance.

By the time your father finds out in the morning...

...by then we will be in Goa, isn't it?

Yes, there will be money in your pocket...

...and you will be the father of your father, isn't it Adi?

Yes.

But...

Then...But...So...

Okay, come on.

You both go near the car, we will bring the key.

-All right. -Okay.

Where are you going, you are coming with me. Come on!

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

Key. The car key.

[SNORING]

No!

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPINGS]

Manav, hold this screw driver. [CRICKETS CHIRPINGS]

[CRICKETS CHIRPINGS]

The car is there!

-Manav, the screw driver! -I am holding the screw driver.

Take a look, see where you are holding it!

-I am sorry. -Let it be.

Whatever you say.

-I can't even abuse you. -Why?

[SNORING]

[HEART BEATS]

Who is it?

[HEART BEATS]

Who is it? Who is it?

[PHONE RINGING]

You are voicing the telephones ring.

Fool, the telephone is dead since the past two days...

-...now I will not spare you. -No Dad, no dad.

Come out, you come out!

You think I am a fool! You had come to steal the car!

-What did you do? -He is only unconscious, take the keys.

I am there too, brother.

Kamble, until they are not found...

...you will not move from the airport, is that understood.

Appoint 25 more men at the railway station...

...I want all four of them under any condition!

Until the four of them are not caught...

...there should be a tight blockade.

Okay sir.

Where can they go?

[VEHICLE APPROCHING]

You have maintained the car really well, really nice.

It is not his, it is his fathers.

Come on.

[SIREN]

Boman, please tie him up, man!

You don't know how to drive.

-Why did you stop the car? -Look, our fathers!

[SIREN]

Police!

[SIREN]

My detective mind says, that police inspector...

...has setup this blockade for us.

Hundred percent. [SIREN]

So what should we do now?

There is no problem, I know a shortcut...

...it goes through the jungle and meets the highway, up ahead. [SIREN]

Don't worry, turn the car.

-Turn the car, come on. -Adi, you are so clever.

Thank you. Thank you.

[CRICKETS CHIRPINGS]

Oh God.

[CLANG]

[CRICKETS CHIRPINGS]

-Oh shit! -Okay.

Oh God.

[CRICKETS CHIRPINGS]

Roy, you banged the car, my dad will not spare me!

I was trying to save the bear, that's why I banged the car.

You broke both the headlights, it will cost Rs. 18,000.

Why are you crying, all three of us...

...will give you 6,000 rupees each.

-1 minute, what do you mean by we three? -We three.

And Manav?

We are a single unit, we are not two different people.

We are brothers since childhood.

What do you mean brothers since childhood!

-My father will kill me! -I am telling the truth.

Just a minute.

We three will pay 6,000 rupees each for your light.

-Let it be! -What let it be!

Now, we will have to spend the entire night in this car.

We won't have to go through that, my dear, I have an idea.

Here, I take the matches out, and I light the fire...

...and there is light. Light. Manav.

When I tried, all were burning.

[ROARING]

Thank you.

Get in! Move inside! Close the door! Close it!

-Thank god. We are safe. -Lock! Lock! Lock!

I have another idea, let us sleep here tonight.

[CRICKETS CHIRPINGS]

-Adi you are so clever, so clever. -Thank you.

-Mama would be so proud of you. -I know!

Shut up!

[THUNDERING CLOUDS]

What do you mean by, the Bose died?

-When did all this happen? -Yesterday evening, sir.

It happened yesterday evening, and you are informing me right now!

-But sir... -Shut up!

What were you doing from yesterday evening till today?

Sir I was trying your mobile, but I couldn't reach you.

Shut up! How did all this happen?

Sir, maybe there is a bit of a problem in your network.

There is no problem in my network...

...there is problem in your work!

It was very important for us to catch the Bose alive.

We have lost it, we have lost the information that was worth crores...

...and because of which I was to be promoted.

You have ruined everything!

I am at loss too, sir.

For the past 10 years because of this case...

-...you stopped my promotion too. -Shut up!

You are worried about the promotion! The promotion!

I have been after Bose for the past 10 years.

Not you sir, me.

-Who appointed you? -You did.

You will have to go, now you will have to go to Yavatmal.

Why sir, where is Yavatmal, sir?

Once you reach there, you will know. You'll...

...receive it, you'll get it by tomorrow.

What is this sir?

You will get your transfer order by tomorrow. Get out!

-But sir... -Get out!

This is what I get for doing my duty honestly for the past 10 years.

[HORN HONKING]

Who are you?

-Nari (Woman), I am Nari. -Nari, but you look like a man.

Contractor, my name is Nari contractor.

My stupid son, ran away with my sweetheart.

I have come to lodge a complain for that.

-But, this is a car. -For you, but for me it is my sweetheart.

And this is my stupid son, Boman...

...who has stolen my car along with is three scoundrel friends.

Boman.

-This is your son. -Yes.

-And he has stolen your car. -He has stolen my sweetheart.

Kabir you are back in business.

[VEHICLE APPROCHING]

What are you singing?

"The moving thing is called a car."

Why we have stopped?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[CRUNCH]

Oh God!

[CREAK]

What will we do now?

Simple, we will have to make the car jump.

You will make the car jump.

-I am serious. -Shut up!

Have you gone mad! Come on, let us go back to the highway!

Come on everyone, come on now.

If we go back then that inspector...

...and your father will be waiting for us.

And if we cross this, then we will be rich.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

But this...

Don't worry dude, my calculation is absolutely perfect.

How?

Look, this broken portion will be of approximately 9 feet.

-Right. -Right.

If we drive the car at 81 km/hour...

...if we make it jump at 45 degree angle...

...the car will definitely cross to the other side.

You are right, I will demonstrate it right now.

Piece of cake.

This is the car. This is the speed.

And this is the angle.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Now the distance is 20 feet, so the speed will be 120 kilometers.

-Perfect. -Yes good.

You both have gone mad! You are talking nonsense!

The car cannot go on that side, I am telling you!

Shut up!

Trust us!

But...

But...Then...Okay!

Chill boy.

-Come on Adi! -Yeah Roy.

-Let's go! -Yeah!

-Adi, you are so smart. -Thank you, thank you.

Oh wow, what a jump.

-Your calculation was absolutely right. -Thanks man.

The car is banged up.

Boman, my brother...listen...

Listen...

But listen to us...

Why are you getting so angry?

Scoundrels, because of both of you my car is banged up!

This is my father's car and not your father's!

My papa will kill me!

Stop it.

We were giving you 6,000 each.

Add another 5,000 in it.

Only the mudguard is banged up right, you are reacting as if...

As if your car blew up.

Boman, no one can stop a person whose time has come.

Your car was half dead, and now...

...its last rite has been performed too. Don't worry.

Don't worry, your dad will die too, once he sees the car.

-Promise. -I swear.

[VEHICLES PASSING]

The car had passed through here last night at 1 o'clock.

No sir, I have not moved from here since last night.

This car didn't pass through here.

They passed through the toll, but didn't reach here...

...then where did they go?

Sir, sir there is a path that meets the highway up ahead.

That's it...that's it. Yes!

Left. Left.

Adi, where have you brought us?

Believe me, I know all the shortcuts of Goa.

Which shortcut is this?

Once we cross 50-60 thousand trees and 2-4 rivers...

...bang, you are on highway Bose.

You are counting the trees, aren't you?

-Who is counting the trees... -[ROARING]

Boman, keep quiet.

I didn't do it.

-[ROARING] -What?

[ROARING]

What are you doing?

Tying my shoe lace so that I can run fast.

Do you think you can run faster than the tiger?

Have you gone mad, who wants to run faster than the tiger!

I only have to run faster then the three of you.

Don't come behind me.

[ROARING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-This is a broken bridge. -Yes.

My son! My son!

My son!

Those scoundrels killed my son!

My son! My son!

I swear...I swear on your engine oil...

...I will seek those scoundrels out, even from hell!

And I will make pieces of them and feed them to the crows.

Boman!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-Adi? -Yes.

When will we reach the road?

The road won't come, we have to walk towards the road.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Oh God, it has come.

-What? Has the road come? -No dead end.

Don't try to run, the bullet of my revolver runs faster than you all.

Why did you think that we were trying to run?

I was guessing.

How could you think that you can fool me and flee?

Sir, you are misunderstanding us...

...our friend fell ill, that's why we ran away from there.

But I had asked you to go to the police station.

Yes so, are we your fathers servants that we will agree to your orders!

-Not me, but he was saying that, sir! -Shut up.

Tell me, which one of you wants to die first.

Are you in a hurry to die?

Then why did you come forward?

When did I come in the front?

I don't know, in such dangerous situations...

...how I automatically come forward.

You will have all the time to think about it after you are dead.

Please save me.

Look, please don't shoot.

We will go wherever you want us too.

We will go to our house, we will go to hell...

...we will go to the police station, please forgive me! Please forgive me!

Please forgive me, we are not even married...

...why are you doing this brother?

Here I am.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Even I have seen Sholay a lot of times, understood?

-Well tried Adi, well tried. -Thank you.

It is not your fault that he has seen Sholay.

Enough, get ready to die.

I am still not ready sir, start from there...

...until then I will be ready.

Roy well done. Shoot him!

Inspector, every father has a father.

And we call him grandfather.

You were threatening us with death, right?

We play the death of game every day.

Inspector, let's play the game of death today.

-There is a bullet in it. -I know.

Roy, there is really a bullet in it.

He will die!

I know there is a bullet in it, I know.

You ready inspector, to play the game of death...

...you're scared, it's okay.

You are safe. He is safe.

-Now it is my turn. -Correct.

Yes.

No! No...Roy there is a bullet in it!

Stop right there.

This game of death is between the inspector...

-...and detective Roy, right? -Right.

-You will die! -Adi, he is not so smart.

Yes.

Roy!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Enough, what did Bose say before dying.

Subhash Chandra Bose said, 'You give me blood...

...and I will give you freedom.'

Jai Hind!

I will tell you! I will tell you!

-Have you gone mad? -Shut up! I value my life.

Sir, I will tell you.

Before dying Bose said that he has hidden 10 crore...

...in Chiplun, 40 feet away from the main square...

...buried 4 feet under the chickoo tree.

Chiplun! Chiplun!

You cheaters, deceivers! You bloody baskets!

You lied to me, you told me that man said before dying...

...that he has hidden 10 crore in St. Sebastian...

...garden under some W in Goa!

You are not worthy of being called friends.

Cheater cocks!

-Enough Manav. -What enough!

-Thank you, manav. Thank you very much. -You are welcome.

Excuse me, I have proposal.

Look, we can distribute that money amongst ourselves.

If you will give the entire money to the government...

-...what will you get? -Correct.

What did I get after doing my job honestly for the past 10 years...

...a transfer to Yavatmal!

That's why those 10 crore will go in my pocket...

-...and not in the government treasury. -What?

One more thing?

You play the game of death every day, don't you?

Let's have a game with me too.

Inspector sir!

[VEHICLE PASSING]

-Hey, where are you going? -Hey, don't move.

[LAUGH]

Manav, why are you laughing?

That inspector is so stupid.

He tied our necks, he tied our hands...

...but he didn't tie our legs, come on lets go to Goa.

Hey! Have you gone mad, are you here for a stroll in the garden? Stand straight...

-...or the four of us will die. -All four.

Of course all four of us, the noose around your neck...

...has been crossed around the tree and goes straight in Boman's neck.

And the noose that's around my neck...

...that has been crossed around the tree goes to Roy's neck.

If anyone of us moves, then we all will die.

-Adi, you are so creative. -Thank you, thank you.

Adi, keep quiet, don't talk and especially to this Manav...

...all this has happened because of him.

What did I do?

You told that inspector everything...

...and he hung us here and left.

What did you do when you had the gun in your hand?

I will play the game of death, the game of death.

Now we are all stuck.

I was just...

If you will keep arguing like this, then I am leaving.

Don't move! Don't move!

Don't move! Don't move from there!

I will think of something.

Yes, you think, think something for me too.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-Cheetah. -Cheetah!

-Cheetah! -Cheetah. Cheetah!

Look, he is slowly growing up.

He is not growing up slowly you fool, he is coming closer.

Oh Lord! Oh Lord! Oh Lord!

Why are you sweating so much?

He isn't sweating, he has wet his pants, seeing the cheetah!

You fool! I will thrash you!

Don't move! Don't move!

Now you are just drenched, if you move too much...

...then you'll become dirty too.

If we survive from here, I will murder you.

Stop your nonsense, the cheetah is coming closer...

-...scare him away, scare him away. -How?

-Imitate the voice of a tiger, a tiger. -Yes.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Are you scaring him or inviting him for dinner?

-Imitate the voice of a tiger, a tiger. -Yes.

He ran away.

-Boman, he ran away. -Thank you. Thank you.

Well done. Well done.

Boman you are so smart also.

Manav don't move, or all of us will die.

Something has entered in my pants.

It is tickling me.

Don't move or all of us will die.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

We are safe!

We are safe!

We are safe!

Untie it.

Adi! Adi!

We are safe!

Hey, save us.

That scoundrel inspector must have gone quite far by now.

No, he mustn't have gone very far.

How do you know?

Because when I had fallen unconscious, then...

According to my calculation...

...that inspector might not have gone far.

It will take at least 15-20 minutes to change the pipe...

...until then have some tea at the inn.

-Hurry up. -I'll do it right now, sir.

[SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]

"You are not a hero but a villain..."

I had told you, that inspector must not have gone very far.

I have a very good idea...

...let us flee with the inspectors car.

If we have the car then what is the need to flee.

You have a point!

If this time the inspector catches us...

...then he will hang us in a different way.

And before he can hang us again...

...we should take care of him.

[SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]

[SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]

-Yes. Tell me? -Senior Inspector, Adi.

-Inspector Roy. -Tell me!

-Where is Pasha? -Pasha?

Yes, the man that came in that car.

The one who came in this jeep?

Yes, he is a very dangerous criminal...

...and he poses as a inspector.

He first tried to kill us, and then fled with our jeep.

What are you saying?

Tried to kill us, and then fled with our jeep.

What?

Tried to kill us, and then fled with our jeep.

What?

I have already said it twice, are you deaf?

There is also a reward on him.

-How much? -Of Rs. 15 lakhs!

15 lakhs!

15 lakhs!

-15 lakhs! -15 lakhs!

-Careful. -What are you saying?

We are saying the right thing. And whoever helps us in catching him...

...he will get a reward of Rs. 15 lakhs from the government.

15 lakhs!

I will get 15 lakhs!

I will catch him! I will catch him!

So you survived.

We survived Pasha, but you cannot escape the law Pasha.

-Pasha, who is Pasha? -You are Pasha.

-I am Pasha? -See, he said, I am Pasha.

Pasha.

Your game is over, Pasha.

What Pasha, I am inspector Kabir.

Brother Pasha, brother Pasha, when did you return from Dubai?

-I am not Pasha! -Okay.

I am not Pasha!

Brother Pasha, brother Pasha, inspector Adi...

...is searching all over for you.

Oh God inspector Adi! Oh God inspector Roy too. Run!

I will catch you and take you to the police station...

...and I will get Rs. 15 lakhs! Catch him!

Catch him. Catch Pasha! Don't let him escape.

[PUNCHES]

[PUNCHES]

[PUNCHES]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[CLANG]

Inspector... your mobile.

-Stop right there, or else... -Or else what?

Or else...

...we will push the send button...

...and all the information about the 10 crores...

...will reach commissioner Chaturvedi.

-We have typed the complete message. -Yes.

-We just need to press it. -The button, the button.

But, this way, even you won't get anything.

No problem, we don't care if we don't get 10 crores, no problem at all...

...but we won't let you get that money too.

Stop there.

My fingers move faster than your legs.

Stop right there inspector.

There is no network in this.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

Got it, got it, I got the network.

I understood.

You want to compromise.

Yes.

Look, I have a solution for it.

Eighty percent ours, and twenty percent yours.

-Twenty percent mine. -Yes.

Do you agree or should I send the message.

Give me the phone, I will send the message.

If I wanted only twenty percent...

...then what was the need for me to compromise with you.

I would've gotten it anyway!

I would have told the government...

...about the 10 crores, and then I would have received...

...20 percent officially.

And then medals from the government and then interview in the T.V, papers...

...etc...etc.

Should I send the message?

No, no...

I have another solution, 60-40.

60 percent ours and 40 percent yours.

Please this is fair. Don't create trouble for us.

Please leave something for us.

-Done. -Thank you.

-60 percent mine and 40 percent yours. -Thank you.

Sir, according to that how much money do I get?

1.5 crores.

-How is that? -What do you mean how?

How much is 60% of 10 crores? 6 crores right.

And how much is 1/4 of 6 crore, 1.5 crore, it's simple man.

Where has this 4th share come from?

One, two, three and he is the fourth one...

Hey, but you both are the same unit, right?

That...that...I...

What that...last night you said that you both are the same unit.

According to that we will divide 2-2 crores in 3 shares. Got it?

That's not fair!

Is it? Your excuses are only valid while taking money, not while giving!

When you had to give 6,000 for the headlight...

...at that time you were one unit.

And now that you have to take 6 crores, then you are two units.

There will be only three shares, his, mine and one for the both of you.

-Then how much money will I get? -Quiet!

1 crore, that's all.

How 1 crore, 1.5 crore his and 1.5 crore mine!

We will not take anything less than 3 crore.

-Why are you forcing us? -Yes I will force!

What do you mean by that?

Give me the phone, I will send the message to the commissioner.

Just a minute, how did the commissioner come in between?

Listen to me, the only favorable solution is that you all divide the money equally.

-And hurry up. -Accordingly, how much money will I get?

One crore fifty thousand each and you all agree to it.

Okay, then I want nine lakhs forty seven thousand of my dad's car, separately!

-But... -No buts, I want that money...

...apart from the one crore fifty lakhs!

-Okay keep it. -What do you mean by keep it?

Boman, when your father kicked you out of the house...

...that's when I looked after you, I paid your rent!

Adds upto 1-1.5 lakhs, count that too.

If you are adding that, then add the 80-90 thousand...

...that I spent on your food, alcohol, your merriment! Add that too!

You are so cheap. You all have shown your true colors.

You are not talking of being majestic, yourself.

You are the son of a cheapskate!

You called me the son of a cheapskate!

You pushed me!

You all are friends and yet you are fighting amongst yourselves.

-To hell with friendship! -Yes, to hell with friendship!

Hit him Manav, hit him!

Not me, hit him!

You foolish boxer, can't you see and hit!

What are you all doing?

-Sit down and decide calmly! -It has been decided!

One who reaches Goa first, the money is his.

How can you reach Goa first, you cheapskate!

Will you fly and go?

I made your father's car fly, did you forget that.

Keep quiet! What is it?

Roy is fleeing!

He is fleeing with my jeep.

The inspector has fled too.

Where are you running!

Manav catch him! Manav catch him!

You fool, why are you catching me, catch him!

-Catch him, come on. -He ran away.

[TYRE SCREECH]

Hey...him!

Manav, sit.

Fool, sit here, sit here.

Quickly.

There is no handle, how will I drive?

The scoundrels want 10 crores...

...have they even seen Rs. 10.

I have spent 10 years searching for Bose...

...no one can touch this money!

I will see who can take that money away from us.

I will acquire 10 crores at any cost.

-Adi, at what cost? -Keep quiet!

Do you think it is your fathers money...

...I will not give anyone a single penny.

Fake snake! How childish!

Wants to scare me with a fake snake.

Horn ok. Bye, bye.

10 crore! 10 crore! Get lost from here!

Let's see how you get the money.

Hey, why are you looking at me? Look in the front.

Why, do I have to pay tax to look at you?

Look, I am warning you look ahead or else...

Or else! Or else what? I will keep looking at you.

I will see you; I will keep looking at you.

Do what you want! Do what you want!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

What happened?

Oh God!

Stop! Stop!

[EAGLE SCREAMS]

Shit! Shit!

Stop! Stop!

Shit! Shit!

Stop! Lift! Lift!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[CAR APPROACHING]

-Papa! -Say dad, you scoundrel.

I searched for you a lot, now I have found you!

Just like that, my son must have screamed...

...when you made small pieces of him!

His bumper, his tire, his doors must have begged you for mercy...

-...you merciless! -Please forgive me, dad.

Forgive you! Forgive the murderer of my son!

No, I will blow your brains out!

Dad, please don't shoot me I have 10 crores!

What?

-10 crore. -Cash?

-Yes. -Where is it?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-Uncle, excuse me. Uncle with the hat. -What is it?

Can you please give us a lift to Goa?

Yes, yes I am taking some mental patients...

...to the Goa mental asylum.

I will give you a lift too, come with me.

Thank you very much.

Shabbo, why did you leave me...

...and go, Shabbo?

Shabbo! Where did you go, Shabbo?

-Who is he uncle? -He is Shabnam's lover...

...Shabnum left him and married someone else.

-How sad. -That's very unfortunate.

Yes, it's very unfortunate, come on.

[SHOUTING]

Shabnum.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Uncle, who is he?

He is the one that married Shabnum.

Come, come let us not waste time in all this nonsense.

Who is she?

She is Shabnum.

Come, I will drop you.

Are we a hair that you will drop us!

Manav, this girl will ruin us, come on run!

Handsome, I have given lifts to many, tell them.

-Stop, she is calling you! -Wait!

Oh God!

Oh shit!

Inspector Kabir Naik.

Just see how I misuse your name.

Stop! Stop! Police, stop!

Mummy!

[SIGHS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-Are you enjoying? -How can I enjoy!

Is watermelon really a thing to be eaten!

I wanted to eat banana, and you are giving me watermelon!

Is this a watermelon, give me another sweet one.

Give me this one, I don't want this.

-Give me another one. -Here.

I have told you ten times.

The car! My car.

My car! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

He took my car!

To hell with your car, he took Guddu along with the car.

Guddu was in the car!

[BABY CRYING]

Child.

[HORN HONKING]

That means, in St. Sebastian garden...

-...below a big W, there is 10 crore? -Yes.

-10 crore. -Yes, dad yes.

-And what if you are lying? -Then you can kill me.

Useless, you are ordering me!

I am not ordering you, I am only giving a suggestion.

Am I a fool for you to give me a suggestion.

Dad, there is no time to waste...

...or they will reach first.

What was that for?

You said the most important thing in the end.

Hurry up son, I can see the 10 crore.

Dad, Goa is that way, why are you going on this side?

Son, airport is 25 kilometers from here...

...we will reach sooner.

What are you staring at, move inside, come on.

Hey you...

Give me a ticket to Goa, hurry up.

Hey...

I don't give tickets, I send people on their final journey.

He is not the conductor, he is a dacoit.

This bus has been hijacked.

Lift, lift, lift.

It stopped. It stopped.

-Greetings friends. -Can you please give us a lift to Goa?

-That's why I have stopped the car. -Thank you.

-Get in, get in. -Shall I sit on your lap, move, move.

Sit, sit! Get in!

Your door came in my hands.

Doesn't matter, hold it and sit.

-What? -The door.

The door, the door.

The car works doesn't it? Thank you.

Let's go!

Don't worry, I will start it right now.

I had the starter fixed today, it will start right now.

I can't understand what has happened?

The keyhole, right there.

Did you stop the car to give us a lift or to torture us?

-Oh God. -Why are you troubling this corpse?

It's capable of going on foot and not on wheels.

Oh God!

What oh God! It doesn't work at all and you are saying it will fly!

Come on Manav, get out.

Sell this car, add some more money...

...and buy a pair of roller skates...

...the one's that Hrithik Roshan had in 'Dhoom'.

Yes, at least they will work!

You wander around with a scrap car, you fool...

...and on top of that, you call people to trouble them.

To hell with you, I don't want to go to Goa with you!

Brother, Goa, Goa.

You scoundrel!

-You scoundrel! -How dare you abuse me?

My mother told me not to fight with anyone.

You abused me. You called me fish curry.

You, your entire family is a fish curry. You son of fish curry!

Your car will have an accident.

Yes, you will have dysentery after eating fish curry.

Come on, we will have to look for more cars.

How many times have I told you I am not a police personnel...

...my name is Deshbandhu Roy. I came in this bus to take a lift.

Another name for terror is Babu-brother.

2 years and 20 robberies, still no one knows...

...who I am and what do I do?

Did you understand? Did you understand who I am?

You are Babu-brother, you have committed 20 robberies...

...in 2 years, and another name for you is terror.

How did you know, how did you know who I am?

Who is that traitor?

Who is that traitor that has escaped from my sight!

-Who is he? -Brother, you are suspecting me again.

I will deal with you later, first search this boy.

I card.

I card.

Read, what is written in it?

Inspector Kabir Naik.

You dare salute an police personnel.

Why are you sitting here, go there.

[LAUGHS]

There is no photo on the card...

...seems like he is an underwear officer.

Babu-brother, undercover officer not underwear officer. It's English!

How dare you teach Babu-brother English!

Tie him up and put him in the back!

[BABY CRYING]

Don't cry! Don't cry!

Don't cry!

Stop crying, or else I will throw you on the road!

Good boys don't cry.

Look. Let me reach Goa once.

It is a question of 10 crore.

Look, if I get the 10 crore...

...then I will give you 1 crore from it.

You want more?

I will give you 2 crore.

I will give you 3 crore.

-How much do you want? -10 crore!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

10 crore.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Ma'am, ma'am, we want to go to Goa, is there any flight?

You are late sir, the last flight to Goa left 15 minutes earlier.

Okay, okay there might be another flight.

Sorry sir, there is no flight till tomorrow.

-Any private plane? -No sir.

None, Oh God.

Dad, look!

What are you saying, there is a private plane standing there!

The plane is standing, but the pilot is lying down.

Lying down! Where is he lying down? With whom?

-Sir, hello. -Mr. driver.

-Move! Get up! -Driver, driver!

He seems to be the brother of Kumbhkaran!

-Driver! -He will not get up like that...

...I will arrange something to wake him up.

Driver! Mr. driver!

Crash! Crash! Crash!

Not crash, it must be a crack, take a look.

-Who are you people? -Boman, Nari.

-Please take us to Goa, sir. -Sorry, today is my half day.

Take us to Goa, we will turn your half day into a full day.

I said no, that means no!

Sir, please don't say no, my mother is very ill, she's in the hospital...

...in a hospital of Goa.

Please, let's go, sir. You are under the oath of your mother.

-Mother. -Mother.

The mother that left me after giving me birth...

...you are giving me her oath.

Keep your mother's...oath to yourself!

Not mother, he gave the oath of your uncle.

Uncle's oath!

I will kill you!

My uncle was crueler than Dracula and Satan.

He never gave me anything other than abuses to eat...

...and water to drink.

And you are giving me the oath of such an uncle.

Of the father, we gave you the oath of your father.

Don't give me my father's oath.

Don't give me my father's oath.

Because I still don't know who my father is.

My cheap father made my mother a mother and left...

...do you know that?

-Made your mother a mother! -I mean unmarried mother.

Once I find him, I will chop his... I will chop his...

...legs!

[GLASS SHATTERS]

Sir, can we give you the oath of your this?

-What did you do? -What happened?

This oath can persuade me to go to hell too.

Tell me friends, where do you want to go?

Goa!

"Pump it up."

"Pump it up."

"Pump it up."

Bike! Bike!

Adi, bike.

Waiter, waiter, what are you doing it is only tea.

-Where is the owner of the bike? -He is in the bathroom, bathroom.

Come on, in the bathroom.

"Have a blast, have a blast."

Tell me where the bike keys are.

Give me the bike keys.

-Hey you. -You scoundrel give me the keys.

Hey, please give the keys.

-Give me the bike keys. -Give me the bike keys.

Hey, what are you doing? What I...I...I?

Get out of here. Manav hit him.

-You get lost. -Give me the bike keys.

[MOTOR BIKE PASSING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Sorry, we didn't know that bike was not yours.

That bike was not mine even then you hit me if that bike would have been mine...

...then imagine how much you both would have thrashed me?

Get out of here.

Couldn't you ask whether that bike was his or not.

But you could have listened to what he was...

You are arguing with me! You are arguing with me!

You are trying to teach me. Because of you we missed that bike.

If we had that bike, we would have reached Goa soon.

Because of you we hit the man in the jacket. He was a respectable man...

-Adi! Adi! -Look here, I am looking like a fool.

That man in the night dress sat on the bike and left.

No, Adi, Adi!

[HORN HONKING]

[CAR PASSING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-I was saying Adi, Adi. -You were saying Adi, Adi!

Couldn't you say car, car!

I am not so smart. Mummy.

Stop it, stop crying!

Quiet, come here.

[CLINK]

The students have ruined the country.

There is a lot of corruption.

[CLINK]

BAABU: Take it out! Take it out!

[TINKLE]

[TINKLE]

Take it out!

[GUN FIRE]

Take your purse out and give me the money.

-What is this? -This is a gun, hands up.

Lower your guns.

And driver, stop the bus.

Come on.

Come here.

I am telling you, don't lock horns with Babu-brother! It will cost you!

Even I don't have a liking for cheap things.

Don't you dare misbehave with Babu-brother!

It's okay that you hit me, but if you dare touch Babu-brother...

Inspector, I am telling you!

What can you really tell me!

Fine that you hit me, but please don't hit Babu-brother, please.

-To hell with Babu brother. -Inspector.

Fine that you hit me, but if you dare touch Babu-brother...

Enough!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

No one will say anything! No one will say anything!

[THUNDERING CLOUDS]

Do it, do what you want to! Come on!

I will do it, are you going to stop me?

You cheap dacoit, you can't even afford to steal a cycle...

...and you want to rob a bus!

Your size is that of a bullet...

...aren't you ashamed to pick up the bullet.

I hang people like you on the threshold of my house...

...along with 5 green chilies.

Did you understand?

Brother, he is calling you a lemon.

I know, I know.

Babu-brother, sorry.

Hey, stop.

Tie people properly, man!

They free themselves and do such crazy things...

...this doesn't happen. Isn't it babu-brother.

Yes.

Tie properly.

Catch him, don't let him escape.

Even I'll see how he escapes!

[BABY CRYING]

Neither is this car worth driving...

...nor are you worthy of taking anywhere.

[BABY CRYING]

My arrangement has been made.

Now, I will arrange something for you.

-Brother, please catch him. -But...

Please catch him it is very urgent.

-I will not spare you. -My car.

Your dad will just return.

-Guddu. -I will not spare you.

Hey, why are you hitting me?

-My bus! -Enough.

My bus! My bus!

[FLIGHT PASSING]

Within half an hour we will be in Goa.

Thank you.

[BEEP]

"You are so nice..."

"You are so naive..."

"You are very beautiful..."

Change it, you fool change it.

"My uncle is more loving than moon uncle..."

"My uncle is the twinkle of my eyes..."

You will get us killed, change it, change it.

"Father says I'll make a big name for myself..."

-Catch the steering. -What are you doing?

-Boy, come here. -No, no. But sir, but sir...

How can Boman fly the plane?

Shut up! You shut up!

Brother. Mr. Pilot.

You made him emotional again.

What was the need to play the song?

He is drinking alcohol again...

...all this has happened because of you, useless!

-God! -Oh Lord!

What are you doing?

Pilot sir...come here!

-Boman. -Yes.

The pilot is unconscious.

-What? -Yes!

I am safe now.

-Seems like they left. -Yes, they left.

[BIRD CHIRPING]

-He ran away. -He ran away.

What are you laughing at, catch him!

Thank God I got rid of that child.

"Oh Sir!"

"Oh Sir! Oh Sir!"

"All my dates were sold!"

-"All my dates were sold!" -Quiet!

It is only you! It is only you!

So many children, shit.

Keep quiet, you don't even let us sleep!

Someone put a tape on his mouth.

It is of no use, he sings from the nose.

-Then break his nose. -Go break it.

Thrash him! Thrash him!

Uncle, save me! Uncle, save me!

Hail Shri Ram!

Uncle, where are you?

-I am in the garden son. -In the garden.

In the hanging garden.

Hello! Can anybody hear my voice, hello!

Dad, Dad I can hear it! I can hear it!

Not you, you fool!

Hello! Hello!

Hello.

-Hello.-Hello!

-Hello. -Hello! Hello! Hello!

Hello, I am Dev Kumar Malik.

D. K. Malik. Welcome to Goa flying club.

I am always available here for 24 hours in case of any emergency.

They appoint anyone for the emergency services...

...he is so slow.

You just tell me, what is your problem?

Our problem is we are on a private plane...

...and the pilot is unconscious!

What should we do?

Then who is flying the plane?

I am flying it. Boman! Boman!

Yes than Boman, Boman.

My name is just Boman once.

So Boman just once, have you ever flown a plane before?

He has never even shoved away a fly before...

...you just tell us about how we can land the plane.

Before landing the plane, we should first know about flying the plane.

And before knowing how to fly, we should know about the plane.

The plane that you are travelling through right now...

...it weighs 2084 kilos and 300 grams.

Instant technology, two propellers...

...and two pilots control, it is a private plane.

Two engines, two fans and three wheels.

How do we get down?

There are two doors at the back and one emergency door...

...in the cockpit to get down.

And on top of that, that's almost everything.

We should save uncle.

He is not even our driver.

So what, he is in this situation because of us.

But why should we listen to you?

Because I have all the chocolates.

Then we will have to save him.

-Come on, come on let us save him. -I will get the rope. Move!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Uncle, catch the rope and come up!

We have tied the rope to the bus!

Come on uncle, come on!

Uncle.

Uncle.

Uncle, save us! Uncle, save us!

Quiet! What did you think, I was really in the hanging garden...

...that you came down here to play on the swings.

-Uncle, save us! Uncle, save us! -Quiet!

Stop your nonsense, and quickly tell us how to land.

Haste makes waste.

Humans should have patience.

Take a look right in front of you.

-What can you see? -Death!

No, no before death.

Is there a big round wheel in front of you?

Yes, there is.

Is there a red button on the side of the wheel.

I have pressed it, what next.

You shouldn't have pressed it.

Pressing that button shuts off the main engine.

Useless, you don't even hear properly.

Now the main thing is that, your main engine is off...

...and your other engine is cheap.

Thank God. Second engine is working.

No, no I mean your other engine is cheap...

...it is not company made.

It is of very cheap quality.

It is on right now, that means it is working.

But how long will it work, there is no guarantee of that.

-Oh Lord! -Dad.

Look ahead!

No, uncle, don't leave me.

Children, you wait here I will make arrangements...

...to save you.

No, no uncle, I will come up along with you.

-Okay. -And what about us?

You both come later...

-Ladies first...! Come on brother! -Brother! Come on mother.

Uncle!

Uncle, come soon! Uncle, please.

Uncle, please save us. Please...

Save us! Uncle. Uncle!

Uncle, please save us.

[INDISTINCT CHANTINGS]

Uncle!

Uncle!

Uncle!

Uncle!

-Quiet...! Quiet! -Save us!

I have come here to save you, not to play cricket.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[FIRE BRIGADE BELLS]

Have courage, have patience.

And at least stay calm.

We don't have time to keep anything!

Okay, now do one thing.

See the indication on the fuel meter.

Thank God, the red light is on here.

That means your fuel is about to end too.

What?

What should we do now?

-Now repeat after me. -What?

Lord, all the sins that I have committed.

Lord, all the sins that I have committed.

-Please forgive them. -Please forgive them!

We are coming in your shelter.

We are coming in your... quiet!

We don't want to die, we don't want to die!

Whether you want to or not, everyone has to die one day.

Because death is a truth that can never stay away from us.

A human is unaware, and death comes closer at every moment.

And suddenly, it comes very close.

Sir, death has come close to us too!

-Stop! Stop! Stop. -Stop! Please.

Please, please...

Oh God!

-Greetings sir. -Excuse me, can you drop us to Goa.

-Come, come. -Thank you...!

Thank you very much for the lift.

How long will it take to reach Goa?

We will reach as soon as we finish the introduction of our names.

Wow, thank you.

My name is Manav Shrivastav...

...and he is Aditya Shrivastav, and your good name please.

-Iyer. -Iyer.

-Venu Gopal lyer. -Venu Gopal lyer.

Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Chinna Swami Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Coimbatore Chinna Swami Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Ekaparam Pilaparam...

...Chinna Swami Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Trichipalli Ekaparam Pilaparam Coimbatore...

...Chinna Swami Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Srinivasan Trichipalli Ekaparam Pilaparam Coimbatore...

...Chinna Swami Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Rajshekara Srinivasan Trichipalli Ekaparam Pilaparam...

...Coimbatore Chinna Swami Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Shivavenkatah Rajshekara Srinivasan Trichipalli Ekaparam Pilaparam...

...Coimbatore Chinna Swami Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Srinath Attapattu Jaisurya Laxman Shivramakrishna...

Shivavenkata Rajshekhara Srinivasan Trichipalli Ekaparam Pilaparam.

Coimbatore Chinna Swami Muthu Swami Venu Gopal lyer.

Adi, is he telling us his name...

...or reading out the telephone directory of Chennai.

Quiet! Quiet!

Stop the car!

[TYRE SCREECH]

I don't want to go anywhere with you! You are mad!

I will drop you.

You will drop me, you scoundrel! I will not spare you!

You have such a big name.

Sir, no sir, this is only my pet name, sir!

I will hit you with my shoes.

If this is your pet name, then what is your full name, sir?

-I will tell you. -You won't say anything! Nothing!

Manav get out! You won't say anything!

-Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! -Vasudeva!

[CROW RATTLE]

[CROW RATTLE]

Here, take this!

[GUN FIRE]

[GUN FIRE]

You! Bloody rascal!

[CROW RATTLE]

Babu-brother...!

...please...please...Babu-brother... Please don't shoot!

I have Rs. 10 crore, Babu-brother!

10 crore!

10 crore?

We shouldn't hide from death.

Because death can find us from anywhere.

What is it?

Have you gone mad?

Are you asking for help or my life?

Did I tell you to sit in the plane?

I don't ask anyone for help.

Why do you do such things that you have to ask for someone's help.

Go! Go from that side!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Help.

-Are you alright? -Are you hurt?

Thank you uncle, you are the real superhero.

Uncle, please take us to Goa quickly...

...our show is about to start.

Your show is about to start, but my show has already started.

-Come on, come on. -Come on, come on.

Babu-brother, I have 10 crore! A total sum of 10 crore!

5 yours and 5 mine!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Look, if it turns out to be a lie...

...then my pistol and your life.

Babu-brother, don't waste time...

...think of how can we find a car to reach Goa.

What is there to think about?

I hijack buses, hijacking a car is no issue at all.

Do you want to see? Don't get scared!

Stop! Stop you old woman!

Stop!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Hey old woman, get out! Come on! Get out!

I need you car! Come on!

Have your parents taught you this!

Don't you have any manners so as to, how to behave with a woman? You fool!

Idiot! Stupid! Get out! Get out!

Idiot!

She is asking you to get out!

Aunty, please give us a lift.

Please aunt, please I am begging you!

Okay, come.

Excuse me sir, do you know where St. Sebastian garden is?

-Near the bridge. -No.

-Behind the old church. -No!

-Then. In the yellow alley? -No!

-Then where is it? -I don't know.

Adi! Adi! No! No Adi!

Taxi! Taxi!

-Boman... -What is happening?

We have reached the runway.

Land it! Land it! Land it!

Dad, we have landed!

Move aside! Move aside!

Run!

Dad, dad!

That scoundrel driver!

-Taxi! -Taxi! Taxi!

-Taxi! -Come on, come on. Hurry up.

Where do you want to go?

Come on hurry up! Come on hurry up, drive fast.

-But where do you want to go? -St. Sebastian garden...

-...come on hurry up. -Quickly! Quickly! Quickly!

Full speed.

Speed up! Speed up!

-Fast. -But, what's the hurry?

-The 10 crore... -She stole my heart with ten reasons.

Quiet! Quiet! You drive, come on drive.

-You are such a well mannered boy. -Thank you, aunty!

But your friend is absolutely dirty...

...disgusting and manner less brute.

What is she saying?

She is praising you, Babu-brother.

Aunty, if you see any hardware store ahead then please stop the car.

-Drive faster boy. -Don't hit me!

What do you mean don't hit me...

...are you driving a car or a handcart?

Come on, come on, get down quickly children!

[CHURCH BELL]

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

-Here, take it. -Adi change...

-...Keep it. -Adi change, Adi change.

The garden is closed, we will come back after 4.

-Adi you are so smart... -Thank you.

Greetings, Mr. St. Sebastian.

Please forgive us.

Here. Take your money!

Boman, come quickly.

I am getting down dad! We made it, dad!

Hurry up.

Where are you going with the shovel?

To row a boat, do you want to come?

Come on Babu-brother, come out. The old woman says anything.

Thank you, aunty. Thank you so much, bye.

Come quickly, Babu-brother!

We have reached St. Sebastian garden!

Manav, I will look for the W here you look there...

...as soon as you find it, shout. Fine.

-Okay. -W.

-W. -W.

Dad, you search for the W there...

-...I will search for it here! -Search for it quickly, quickly.

Where is the W, where is it?

The W is in this garden, we will have to search for it.

You look for it there, and I will look for it here.

What is W?

-M which upside down. -What is M?

W! -W! -W! -W!

-W! W! W! W! -W! W! W! W!

-W! W! W! W! -Is anyone W here, come out.

W! W! W! W! Where is this W?

It must be there.

Come on Boman.

Where is this W?

What does this W look like?

He is from Sholay.

W! W! W! W!

Are you searching for the W or playing games.

Jokes. Sorry. Adi, we can't find the W so...

...let us look for V.

Why should we look for V?

Actually V comes before W.

-S T U V W... -Zip it. Zip it.

[COW MOOING]

[FOOT STEPS]

Who was he?

Must be the gardener?

Gardener, looks like a dacoit named Mahakali.

To hell with dacoit Mahakali, we have to look for W! W!

-A big W. Come on. -Adi you are so smart.

Babu-brother, did you find the W?

No, I didn't find the W, but I found three men with shovels.

What?

-Who is he? -Boman.

-Who is he? -Manav.

-And who is he? -Why is Nari uncle here!

-And who was he? -He is Adi.

So many people, but which one is W amongst them.

Why...you...quiet.

Hello, all of us know that we are here.

And so there is no use of hiding.

Adi...Manav...Boman...

Nari uncle, please come out!

What are you doing with the gardener?

-He is not a gardener, he is a dacoit. -Dacoit!

You scoundrels reached here after all.

Not just us, four scoundrels! You are along with us too.

You just wait...

Stop Guys. There is no use in fighting amongst ourselves.

Adi, Roy is absolutely right.

There is no use in fighting amongst ourselves.

Adi, you fight with Roy and I will fight with Boman.

-Stop... -Shut up!

All of us know, no matter who finds the W...

...only one person can't take the money away.

-Can he take? -No...!

So it is better that we search for the W together...

-...and divide the money equally. -Yes, that's right.

Come on, let us look for the W.

-Where can the W be? -It must be around here somewhere.

He said it was a big W.

We are not such big fools...

...that the big W will be right in front of us and we won't even see it!

He is also very smart.

You are all wasting time.

Roy, both of you go to that side.

Boman, you both go to that side. Okay. You come with me.

Go. We have to look for W! W!

-W! W! -Oh no, do you have a tissue?

What will you do with it, the crow has flown away.

Manav!

-Oh shit. -It is crow shit.

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

What is shit?

-Dad! -W.

-The W. -W.

W.

Found it! We have found the W!

We have found the W!

Congratulations, you have found the W.

Now, who is he?

Ask him yourself.

Who are you? Prime Minister?

Ever since I met you, my terror is over.

Does anyone else want to ask anything?

Look inspector sir, we won't let you take away all the money alone.

-No way. -He is right...!

Hey! One minute! When did I say that?

I am saying, let us take the money out...

...and divide it equally.

That's right. Good idea.

Give...

No, no I will dig it. Why will you take the trouble.

-No, no the mobile. -Oh the mobile...maybe, to make a call.

-Go! Go! -Dig it, come on. Dig it!

Firmly! Hit it!

-Come on, firmly! -Dig. Dig it!

[CLANG]

Come on, Boman, dig it.

I am tired.

Manav, come on, put some strength into it.

Very Good.

Time please. Keep on digging! Hurry up, hurry up, come on!

Dig it! Dig it!

-Dig it! -Manav, what are you saying?

-Dig it! -Okay.

-Dig it! -10 crore! Dig it! Dig it!

[BIRD CHIRPING]

Bravo, hurry up!

Hurry up!

If you dig it, you will get the money.

-Babu-brother, give me your hand. -Come on.

If you dig it, you will get the money.

Come on, dig.

Yes, come on, Boman. 10 crore!

Hey, you go out!

Hey, talk to me with respect.

Babu-brother is another name for terror...

Hey you terrorist, come out.

Coming.

Oh shit!

-I have found it! I have Found it! -I have found it!

The lid.

Bag! Lift it.

Open! Open!

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Come on, let us divide the money quickly!

-One share for Nari. -Thank you.

One share for Boman.

And one share for Adi Manav.

Just a minute.

-What do you mean by one share? -Both of you are the same unit.

Yes! They are one unit!

We are not giving a unit test.

It is not so easy. We are two units.

And Bomans car that you had wrecked...

...you will pay for that too, won't you?

The car is not of Boman's but his father's.

I want that money.

Uncle, take that money from Boman's share.

You had wrecked the car why should I alone, pay for it?

Then who will pay for it, it is your car!

You three will pay for it, who else.

Just a minute, why will Adi Manav pay for the car...

...from their single share. That's injustice. Not fair.

Why are you saying just one share, we have two shares.

Have you come in a wedding ceremony that you want two shares!

You are saying this after keeping my share of Rs. 5 crores separate, right?

The city has still not been established...

...and the beggars have already encroached it.

Roy has made a deal of 50-50 with him.

50-50! Is it your father's money that you have made this deal with this idiot!

Don't you dare drag my father into this!

We will drag your mother into this!

K.G class keep quiet! You turn.

-What can you do, cheap detective? -You coward, I will...

Your father may be a coward!

Again father! Roy is not a coward, understood!

Yes, you dragged my father in-between...

-...you! -Why did you hit my dad.

-Come on, hit him. Hit Adi! -Hit!

Even you! Why did you hit my dad!

-Boman, you scoundrel! -Sorry, dad.

You had come for your 5 crore, isn't it?

Then what are you doing here, take it.

-Hey, leave me. -You are not alone, even I am with you.

What are you doing? You shameless, what do you want?

5 crore!

5 crore...! Did you get your 5 crore?

Old man, I will...

[INDISTINCT CHATTERNIG]

Enough! Enough!

He is running.

-Repeat telecast, shut up! -Not repeat telecast...

...look he's running very fast.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Bye.

Bye.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

-Hey, come down. -Please come down.

It is coming down!

Hey there it is. Come on, run.

Hey Boman, take this money.

Take more. Take more.

Take more. Take more!

Wow, what an entry!

This is amazing, I don't believe this!

What an entry!

-Who are you all, and what is all this? -Money!

It is our 10 crore!

10...10 crore!

Friends, Rs. 10 crore!

Have you come here to distribute this 10 crore?

Yes, we are going to divide this 10 crore!

They have come to distribute it.

We will have to distribute it, because each one of us wants that.

How nice.

This money belongs to all of us...

...so we have to distribute it!

Give them a big hand friends...

...they have come to distribute 10 crore here.

So friends, now we will see what our total donation is.

[FLASH SWOOSH]

What?

So friends, what was 9,11,000 till now...

...after their donation, it has become 10,09,11,000.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Good evening friends.

We run the help orphans organisation...

...and these are some of our children.

I always told my children, that you are not an orphan.

But then, I didn't believe my own words.

But today, today I am happy I didn't say anything wrong...

...to these children.

Until people like you are in this world...

...no child can ever be an orphan.

With your money these children will have food to eat...

...a house to stay, good education.

You seven people are like the seven colors of the rainbow.

That have come to spread colors in the colorless lives...

...of these children.

Now we can get your operation done...

...and you will be able to walk again.

You will be able to run.

Hello uncle.

We love you uncle!

[APPLAUSE]

Yes!

I always believed that you are useless, Boman.

But, today you have proved...

...that you are my true son, you are my real wealth, not this!

-Yes! Dad. -My son.

Come on Adi, give the money!

Why should I give the money, have I gone mad?

They have all gone mad.

Give it Adi.

This money is for the poor orphan children.

Even we are orphans.

Mother must be watching over us.

What will she be thinking?

Give it Adi, you are under our mother's oath.

Please.

Please give it Adi... please.

Mother will be so proud of you.

Mother will be proud of us.

Thank you so much friends, may God bless you.

And now, I would like to invite on stage...

...our chief guest for today to come on stage...

...and thank our friends here.

Friends pleas welcome the commissioner of Mumbai police...

Mr. M.I. Chaturvedi!

[CLAPS]

Sir, I am ready to go to Yavatmal.

By tomorrow you will get this.

-I don't want a snake sir. -Not a snake, this, this.

-What is this sir? -Your promotional letter.

Promotion sir. Thank you sir, what can I say sir.

Kabir, this money can't be put to any better use then this.

We are proud of all of them, give them a big hand.

"Let us dance and make a commotion..."

"Let us dance and sing along."

"Let us dance and have fun."

"Let us dance and make a commotion."

"Let us dance and sing along."

"Let us dance and have fun."

"Life, let us live the moments of life that are left."

"Life, let us live and let others live too."

"Let us dance, let us dance."

"Everybody, come let's go crazy."

"Let us dance, let us dance."

"Everybody, come let's go crazy."

"Let us have some fun, baby."

"Let us have some fun, baby."

"Let us have some fun, baby."

"Let us have some fun, baby."

"Let us have some fun, baby."

"Let us have some fun, baby."

"Let us have some fun, baby."

"Let us have some fun, baby."

-"What will happen tomorrow. -No one knows that."

"Those who share others sorrows."

"They know how to live life."

"We steal the tears from your eyes."

"Believe it or not."

"Let us dance and make a commotion."

"Let us dance and sing along..."

... "Let us dance and have fun."

"Life, let us live the moments of life that are left."

"Life, let us live and let others live too."

"Let us dance, let us dance."

"Everybody, come let's go crazy."

"Let us dance, let's dance."

"Everybody, come lets go crazy."

"Let us dance, let us dance."

"Everybody, come let's go crazy."

"Let us dance, let us dance."

"Everybody, come let's go crazy."