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A friend once said that every woman needs three men.

One for adventure and fun.

One for stimulating conversation, and one for good sex.

Johan was all three.

It was too good to be true, of course.

Jon's need for adventure pulled him off to the Arctic.

He was supposed to be away for three months.

After a couple of months, I stopped receiving letters.

That was five years ago.

Once I had a sweetheart and now I have none.

Once I had a sweetheart and now I have none.

He's gone and left me. He's gone and left me. He's

gone and left me to sorrow and mourn.

Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see.

Last night in sweet slumber.

see my own precious jewels set smiling by me

my own precious jewels set smiling

the tears overflow my eyes like some fountain the tears

overflow once i had

a sweetheart and now i have none once i had a sweetheart

and now i have none he's gone

Eventually I tired of crying over Johan. I had learned my lesson. I was going to

master my emotions.

I was not a victim of love.

From now on, it was going to be all about fun.

From now on, I would be living life to the hilt.

It worked

Strangers

without strings No commitment, no

casualties

Although one of them tagged along, Frank.

Frank was sweet and steady.

He took good care of me.

Hi, Mom.

It's me, Frank.

Listen, I have a very good friend staying with me. Came last night, eh?

He got a very bad headache.

But do you know what I have to do about it?

Yeah, you know, you know, just, you know, cure or something like that.

A what?

Aspirin?

Okay.

The sex was good, the conversation was fine, and thank god Frank didn't have a

single adventurous bone in his body.

My guard dropped, and so when I got a new flat, I was really close to letting

him move in with me.

Hi darling!

Wait a minute. I just have to try and finish it on the top here.

I'm not really sure about this.

I think I'll go with the white.

Can you?

Yes, ma'am.

I was thinking about it. What if I... Well, you know. Come on, Frank.

This does look like Daria.

And what do you do?

It's ready.

Johan was back.

A blast from the past.

What are you doing here?

I thought I never should see you again.

Oh yeah.

Let's just say off.

I'm full of adventure.

Are you going to help me or what?

Why do you want this?

I don't know.

I'm not expecting this early.

Looks like I'm a few years too young.

Is that the lucky guy?

Frank, he's... He's not.

Stop flirting with the customers.

Really?

I lost.

Gone as suddenly as he came, a mirage from the desert of my last love life.

I figured I'd never see him again.

I really tried to keep up the thing with Frank, but I had this feeling.

When I told him he couldn't move in with me, I was protecting him as well as

myself.

Right?

Putting up that ad was the beginning of the end.

Hi, Anna.

What are you doing?

I thought you said you need to be alone.

50 people called, but I went for the one single woman who shared my views on love

and commitment.

Camilla.

Sorry to drag you away from your party.

That's okay.

It was actually a stand to annoy me.

Look, I know this sounds a bit corny, but... I don't suppose this belongs to

you, does it?

I found it in the back of the van.

Well then, let's see if it fits.

Would you like a beer?

Who's this man?

Thank you.

Thank you.

I know this is technically trespassing, but I felt bad about

leaving last night.

Seriously?

Frank had no idea whose phone number he erased.

As always, he meant well.

Still, I used that incident as an excuse to break up with him. I figured a clean

cut was best for both of us.

Can I talk with Johan, please?

But you do, he moved my stuff just two days ago.

Can I leave him a message?

Can you get me his phone number?

But, but I'm an old friend.

Listen babe, I'm gonna treat this poor single woman to a night on the town.

I've got this bad dress.

The one that Carlos bought me in Rome.

You know, the one I told you about.

The one with the little penis.

It doesn't fit me in the boobs.

They're just too swollen at the moment.

But it'll fit you.

Yes. Thank you, but I don't get in the mood.

It's an expensive dress. It'll look great on you.

It's a real garlic pull-out.

Do you know how many times I've been fucked in this dress?

Every time I go out... What?

Someone's there.

Oh,

champagne? Yeah. Camilla, I just need to get organized, okay?

I could have tried harder to find Johan.

I know he thought I had his number but hey, he was the one who knew where I

lived.

Obviously, this was just another adventure of his, and I wasn't crying

over him again.

Good,

hard, honest work can take your mind off anything.

I designed the costumes for a small play that turned out to be a huge success.

And one night this French guy was visiting the theatre.

And in the end of act two, I fell down the stairs and everyone was laughing.

This is Pierre Poitier, the French actor.

I am the top name at Théâtre de Poleroyal.

And this is Miss Olsen, who plays the captain's first wife. Ah, yes, of

course, I remember.

How lovely.

It's an honor to meet you.

And who is this lovely creature?

This is Anna, our costume designer.

Enchanté.

Nice to meet you, too.

Mr. Gautier is also artistic director at the Palais Royal.

The one in Paris?

Oui, my flower, the one in Paris.

Your work is magnifique.

I want you to make costumes for our next play.

Me, in Paris?

Oui. Can you make big birds?

I want feathers and wings and beaks.

Well, that depends.

You know, making big flashy costumes just for a show doesn't really challenge

me.

A costume should be an extension of the character and show the audience

who the character is inside.

That is what inspires me.

Perhaps if you told me a bit more about the play?

Mademoiselle, take my card.

I will meet you tomorrow to discuss the details.

I'll call you then.

And of course, the next day we had excellent reviews and I could find

sponsors all over France.

Pierre's offer wasn't only a career move.

It was an opportunity to do what was best for me.

A chance to get away from loud girlfriends and old lovers who popped up

whenever they felt like it.

Why wouldn't I say yes?

So, do you want the job?

Yeah, please.

I love birds.

Watch me go.

She's a bird with fancy feathers.

Walking through the room.

The local lady of design who's make all your costumes.

She can ride you on a ticket.

Take you for a ride.

Wake up in the morning.

Will she be there by your side? All the way.

All the way.

All the way.

Birds of the feather flock together. You and me, I see. Some say she's connected.

Always in the car.

She's got a set of white long legs. You know that gets you far.

There's money in the picture.

A picture you can't see.

The colors of the feather flock together.

You and me are the...

Birds of the feather flock together, you and me, Ozzy Birds of the feather flock

together, you and me, Ozzy All the way

Albert, do you want to stop?

I am.

No. No.

Yeah.

Oh, Albert.

Oh,

Albert. Albert.

Oh,

please.

Oh, please.

My very serious and busy girlfriend doesn't want to be disturbed.

Oh, maybe she can join us.

She's working.

Oh, Albert, come on.

Come on, shh.

Come on.

Do, do, do, do, do.

Do you

want

to see a photo?

I want you to suck me

and lick me.

Here. That's it.

Here.

Okay.

Yeah?

Do I look sexy?

Do I look sexy now?

Do I look sexy now?

I'm going to be two minutes. You're going to fuck me.

Yeah, sure.

You promise you're going to fuck me? Absolutely.

Yeah? Yeah.

You want to be asleep?

No.

No? Just a sec.

Hey

Albert, help me.

Help me.

You want a fucking baby?

Albert, I want the Tower of Beezer.

I want it big.

I want it big.

Albert. Oh.

Wow.

Albert for the first time.

I

don't want to be

fucked.

Such a dog.

Oh, guys.

I love

you. Me too.

Do it again.

Do it this way.

Yeah, that would be nice.

You can pick her up at the airport and she has to go on a train. Hey, Hannah, I

met this guy.

I look forward to work with you two.

No, I talked with you yesterday, so no problems.

Thank you.

Okay, goodbye.

Anyway,

this really handsome guy down at the gym.

Really? So Albert is history now?

No, but he's desperate for a place to stay. So I told him my black mate was

going away for a couple of months.

That's fine by me as long as you take care of it all then.

Pick up the keys Saturday before I leave. Oh, Anna.

I love you.

If I'd known the true identity of this Mr.

Mouthwatering, I'd never have said yes.

I know a trick.

What's keeping him?

Relax. He's smart and he's gorgeous.

And you can count on him.

Oh, have a wonderful trip.

Enjoy the spring, and not least the Parisian gentleman.

Okay,

I'll try.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just about to leave for Paris, sir.

I know.

You're military.

Well, I'm here for the keys.

Keys?

Of course.

Emily confused it.

It's a possibility you're around them.

Yeah.

Didn't get much of a tour the last time I was here.

No, that's right.

So

that's

Camilla's shelf, that's mine, I'm in yours.

You can make up a different system if you want, you and Camilla.

Jesus, Johan.

What are you doing here?

You never called.

I can't stop thinking about you.

I lost your number.

I tried to find it but...

i don't know what annoyed me most him appearing from nowhere again or him

sharing my flat with camilla

Yes. No.

You can't work on something like I did. Look forward to something like I did.

Invest all your energy in something like I did. And then just put it on hold

because an old lover blames you for never calling.

On the other hand, this was the perfect test.

If Mr.

Mouthwatering could live in my flat for three months without giving in to little

Miss Maneater.

Then maybe I could trust him again.

But his odds were low.

Paris was just what I needed. A new beginning, a change of scene.

I made friends with one of the actresses in the play, Sophie.

Sophie was strong, self-assured and single by choice.

exactly the person I needed to be around.

Did I miss life back in Copenhagen?

Why would I?

Can you please take off your sweater? Thanks.

And raise your arm.

Sorry, but you have to do me now.

The director needs me all day.

I have to finish here first.

Oh, no, it's okay, Anna. I'll come back later.

Sorry, Christ.

Con... Your costumes are just

magnifique. Thank you.

You can come a long way in France with the right support.

You know, Anna...

I feel I see who you are and what you need, you know?

No, I'm not quite sure I do.

I could make you a very successful and very happy woman.

Thanks, but... But I'm doing fine.

Anna, I think you should start trusting your feelings.

Like we do it in Paris.

What feelings?

You don't know who I am!

You cunt! You loser, you!

I thought we talked about you using my bathroom.

I'd be afraid if you didn't.

If you insist.

Sit down.

You can keep it off and out if you like.

Sit down, please.

Celebrating? We're celebrating we've been living together for a month.

Almost.

Okay.

To being flatmates for a month.

Almost.

Sit down, please.

So, what are we having then?

Uh, having?

Dinner?

Oh! In the oven?

Did you like what you just saw?

Yes.

You're a very attractive woman.

But I think we should just keep it as flatmates.

Having a good time doesn't have to change anything.

You have needs and I have needs.

What would be more sensible than to try and fulfill those needs

in the comfort of our own home?

I don't think this is going to work, Camilla.

Sit down.

Please.

Turn off your brain.

And relax.

And relax.

Camilla, I don't...

Thank you.

Okay.

Sorry I

guess

it's time for a shower

Hi, Camilla. It's me.

Oh, Anna.

You sound so close.

Are you back?

No, I'm way too busy here.

Yeah, doing great.

I just wanted to check on my two tenants.

Don't worry about us.

We're fine.

Everything is fine.

Hey, what's up? You sound strange.

I can't talk.

Johan, in your room?

No.

Oh, good.

So, who's there? I mean, are you still fooling around with Albert?

No.

And your lover?

No.

And my other tenant?

Is he seeing someone too?

I bet your... building a little love nest.

Aren't you? I mean, separately?

No, I don't think he's seeing anyone at the moment.

Oh, good.

And I just really miss that bastard.

Johan? No, for Christ's sake, Albert.

Oh, sweetie, why don't you just go sort things out with him?

I think it's gonna be too late.

It's never too late. Don't say that.

If you like him so much, why don't you just commit yourself?

You know, it's probably just some sort of misunderstanding.

Oh, Camilla.

No, you couldn't be going too.

May I come in?

Are you alright?

We used

to

be lovers.

Can you believe that?

Who?

You and Pierre?

Yes, I know.

I thought it was the love of my life.

Are we talking about the same person?

Yeah.

Unfortunately.

What happened?

What?

It means that when you're in love, you're blind.

Do you like life here, Anna?

Yeah.

Parents is a big break for me.

That's not what I asked.

Show me your finger.

Don't be afraid.

Just when I think it's over between us, he's back in my face.

And I can't say no.

I've got to stay out of that crap.

It's got to be fun, for Christ's sake.

Right?

It's got to be fun, for Christ's sake.

Right?

It's got to be fun, right?

Home's okay.

Maybe fun's not enough anymore.

You're a romantic.

So that's why.

I've met romantics before.

She's got to be special.

She is.

So there is someone.

I knew it.

Who is she?

You know her.

I know her?

Oh my God.

It's Anna.

Did all that happen when you came to get the keys?

No.

I didn't go back a long time.

I fucked it up.

It's just getting

too complicated.

I've decided to move out.

Don't worry, I'll cover you for the rent.

But that's unfair.

I didn't know about you and Hannah.

You're not to blame for any of this.

Can I stay here tonight?

I can't sleep if I have to be alone.

No hanky-panky.

Scout's honor.

I have to go, Sophie.

Yeah, I understand

Thank you.

So much for wanting to break the vicious circle.

If Camilla was a trap he'd walked right into it. Told you his odds were low.

I was never ever going to expose myself like this again.

I was too drunk to worry about it. But really, what were the chances of being

scooped up by that other removal guy?

I couldn't take a step without being reminded of Johan.

Yeah, what's up?

Well, let me think.

Just screw the brain out of me.

So, you really, you really want my stuff?

Yeah Yeah, yeah two hours something.

Yeah, I just need to move this piano. Okay, dear. Yeah Yeah, okay. See you

honey. Okay. Bye Yeah,

yes, yeah

What are you doing?

Hey, okay?

I'm sick.

I'm sick.

Hey, hey, hey, sorry, okay?

I guess you's not dead then.

I know this is awkward, but I'm just back from Paris and I just... And I just

thought... Can I come in?

No, this is a bad idea.

I really feel bad.

You were so good to me and I... I just didn't...

I know I've completely screwed

up, but...

But if you consider forgiving me, I would... Anna, don't. Please, don't.

Listen, I... I'm not blaming you for not daring, OK?

Well, I... I probably wasn't the right guy for you anyway.

Daring? What are you talking about?

Come on, Anna. If a guy says he loves you with eternal love, suddenly you're

suffocating, and, well, if he doesn't, well, this is what you want, isn't it?

But I... Anna, you... You're so damn scared of losing.

That you never actually invest yourself in anything.

Well, except your damn work.

Of course.

I just wanted to... Anna, please.

Just tell me what he means to you.

What you will spend the rest of your life thinking love hurts.

But how do you know?

Good night, Anna.

And good luck.

what if Camilla and Johan had already planned their future and What if she

said she'd love to have his babies and he said he'd never ever leave her again

in my flat Frank was right.

I had to conquer my fear of defeat.

I had to risk the pain I had to go back into that flat

Joanne, I have to talk to you.

Have you seen any fucking Joanne in here?

Had I just blown all chances of ever seeing him again?

Apparently, Johan had left the flat for good to go to some boat.

Of course, the boat is ticket to adventure.

We decided to put the last five years behind us. From now on it was going to

be all about us.

she gets what you want almost every time boys talk around her

and form a hungry line she tried a few hours but it really didn't work

frank rose a nice guy but the rest of them were jerks is it all about

you or all about

was a dream she met a lot of people and all of them were keen when

something isn't right even fools know it's wrong she was hopelessly in love

others could forget her she was hooked on just one guy if you want a happy

ending then one is on the way listen to your heart and what it

has to say