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Have any fun weekend plans?

Nah, you.

Uh, no.

Okay, bros, let's rank our coolest bosses.

Oh-ho, I think I know who they'll pick to be number one.

I had a boss when I worked at the pumpkin patch.

He let us go early if we sold enough pumpkins.

My old boss used to let me paint signs at the art store I worked at in high

school. My old boss was like 90 years old, and one day he just stopped coming

to work. Really appreciated the hands-off approach.

Okay, I know I'm not super cool, but surely I'm not the least cool.

Okay, now in the count of three, we'll all say our least cool boss.

One, two, three. Benson!

What?

Least cool boss?

I can't have the stink of least cool boss following me around.

It's not too late to change things.

You just gotta do something cool.

Something cool.

A mandatory bonding day?

No. I could give everyone fancy socks.

Warmer. Fancy jackets?

How about you bring a box of donuts to tomorrow morning's meeting? Wait.

I got it.

Donuts. If you bring a box of surprise donuts to the morning meeting, you'll be

the coolest boss in town.

How original.

Thanks, Daddy.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Who's a cool boss?

Oh my gosh, Benson, what a great surprise. You're the coolest boss ever.

Don't mention it, kiddos.

My crotch!

Sup?

Are you pregnant?

If by pregnant you mean coolest guy this side of the Mississippi, then yes.

That is not at all what I meant.

Chillax, my guy.

You'll see at the morning meeting.

Now hold tight. I gotta tinkle. I mean drain it.

He's glowing.

Donuts.

Huh?

Whatever. People know to knock, right?

We're not animals.

Hey!

What's the matter with you?

Haven't you heard of knocking?

There was no knob.

So? So, no knob, we rob.

It's knob 101.

It's basic robber's code.

And why do you know robber's code?

Why are you hiding donuts under your jacket?

What donuts?

The ones under your jacket. Oh, this?

No, no, I'm pregnant.

Really?

It's a surprise for later, cats.

You mean the donuts under your jacket? They're not donuts!

Benson, are these two interrupting your private time?

Yes, they are.

I've been there.

Which is why I had my very own custom bathroom built upstairs.

Come, Benson.

Come with me to the bathroom.

So there is more than one bathroom in this house.

There she is.

First door on the left.

Huh?

Uh, Pops? Why is your bathroom like this?

Whatever.

Heh, there's probably a button or something that'll unlock it. No sweat!

I'm picking up notes of maple, sprinkles, and glaze.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that smells like... Donuts!

Help! Help!

There's no way out!

I gotta break the glass somehow.

Um,

it's been a while, and I'm sorry about that.

It's coming from in here!

It's locked!

Ah, now blocked, we blocked!

It's Knob God.

No, dude.

The voice is coming from that weird panel in the wall.

Mordekai, Rigby.

Can you hear me? Yeah, and we can see you too.

You having a dance party in there?

What? No, listen.

I'm trapped inside Pop's psychotic fluted shower.

I need you to go get Skips. Are those the donuts behind you? Huh?

No, that's just my bathroom box.

What's in it? Nothing.

I bring it whenever I go to the bathroom. You bring an empty box with

you every time you go to the bathroom?

Mm-hmm.

Why? Because I'm cool.

Now go get Skip.

Okay, we're going. Jeez.

Thank goodness.

Now, just try not to touch anything until they come back.

Well,

that can't be good.

Sorry, Benson, we couldn't find Skips anywhere.

But we found Pops.

Pops, why is your bathroom designed this way?

Oh, it was designed by Panic Room Plumbing. They assured me there would be

plenty of space since I repeatedly hit my head in most conventional showers.

Huh. Well, I guess the shape makes sense now that I think about it.

Don't worry, Benson.

I'll simply call the contractors.

They'll know what to do.

Panic Room Plumbing, please.

We're sorry to inform you that Panic Room Plumbing is no longer in business

due to several customers being trapped indefinitely inside of our

installations. Goodbye.

Indefinitely? There must be someone who can help. I know somebody who's never

failed to solve an escape room.

I'm here. How's he doing?

He's, uh... He's starting to lose it.

To my dear pet pig, I leave my apartment.

I will!

No, no, no!

I see you found my quick disintegrating toilet paper.

Once it dissolves, it forms an impenetrable, unbreakable plaster.

Uh, guys?

Guys? Uh-oh, the QDTP from PRP must have clocked a D. That's not G. Not G at all.

Okay, looks like it's time to do what I do best.

Build an impromptu scale model out of household items and run scenarios.

Get me the items on this list ASAP. We're on it.

Pops, dig up any info you've got on the layout of the bathroom.

Okay.

really is an impenetrable fortress.

Are you guys sure that's everything in the room? Otherwise, Benson really is

gonna die- Be trapped indefinitely!

Right... We think there's donuts in there. What?! Why didn't you guys tell

me?! Uh... Was I not clear earlier?! How can we use everything in the room if I

don't know what's in there?! Benson, do you have donuts in there with you? It's

my empty bathroom box!

Are there donuts in the box or not, Benson?! We don't have time to play

around! Okay, fine!

Yesterday I heard you ranking your least cool boss one two three Benson I was

trying to bring in doughnuts to be a cool boss Listen, you're a great boss.

You're just not a cool boss.

Rigby, he's about to be trapped indefinitely.

Tell him he's cool.

It's not cool to lie to a man who's on his deathbed.

Death shower?

Okay, guys, that's enough bickering. We don't have time.

Every scenario I've run has been fatal.

Aw, jeez.

Whoa, Eileen.

Yeah, whoa is right. Now, Benson, I need you to be specific.

What donuts do you have?

Two glazed, two sprinkles, one jelly donut, two cinnamon cake.

Oh, man, those are some good...

in donuts. We definitely gotta get those out of there. We need to use every

single donut. Eileen,

you gotta save the donuts! Sorry, guys. Every single one of these donuts

contributes to Benson escaping.

And the margin for error is zero.

Now, Benson, blow up your coat into a flotation device to preserve the donuts.

Ready. Mordecai and Ruby, chew these gumsticks into model donuts for the

simulation. First up is the toilet bowl. You're gonna need to grab both sprinkle

donuts.

Brush the toilet so the water drains.

And then stuff the two sprinkles in the drink, clogging it. Next, to the toilet

tank. Stuff one cinnamon in the fill valve and one apple fritter in the flush

valve. Next up is the sink. Use one apple fritter and one cinnamon in the

faucet. Then quickly unscrew the shower head.

Coat the inside of the shower head with the chocolate donut to create a

makeshift seal around the holes. Then stuff the jelly donut top first, which

is a bonding element.

Stuff the final chocolate donut into the shower pipe. Now quickly screw the

shower head back on!

I think it's working, Eileen.

Everything is starting to back up, and there's two bear claws left over.

Sorry, Benson. There aren't going to be any leftovers.

There's no way to save the bear claws. Benson, you're going to be trapped

indefinitely. You're right.

I was never going to be cool anyway.

Okay, Benson, there's currently a ton of pressure building up, so we have to act

fast. Aim the shower head at the door.

Now take the bear claws and put them on each hand.

Now punch the shower head until it breaks.

So do you think it worked?

Is this morning meeting?

Dude, look!

Cool!

Whoa!

Benson! You went full scorpion! Are you okay?

Speak to us, dude!

I was such a fool for thinking.

I could be cool.

What are you talking about, Benson?

You're so cool.

Yeah, man. Cooler than cool.

I... I... am?

Yeah, man. The way you surfed on that toilet.

And when you grinded on the banister.

Coolest thing ever.

Thanks,

guys. Hey, Benson.

I brought those donuts you wanted to make you look cool.

after all that I'm cool I'm so happy