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Wash, wash, wash away what's mundane

Free of sulkiness and aggressiveness, wash away all the dusty smells

Scrub, scrub, and let the snowy skin shine

Wash it fresh, clean, crisp and tranquil, and rid of internal heat

Wash away the bad temper

Let out all the stinking smell

That makes sense

Makes perfect sense

Wash, wash, it is the most pleasurable

Feels so fabulous that human traits are restored

Cleansed and purified, so free that I fancy flying

Washed to feel comfortable, refreshed, and relaxed with a snowy white beauty

Bathing makes sense. Bathing really makes sense

That makes sense. Makes perfect sense

So sensible, that it is the truth

Conflicts and grudges vanished in a single cleansing.

Could this be the will of Heaven?

PRESENTER: LEONARD HO

PRODUCER: SAMMO HUNG

PLANNING: COREY YUEN, DAVID LAI

FILM COORDINATORS: SZE MEI-YEE, JACOB CHEUNG

Go faster!

PROJECT MANAGER: JESSICA CHAN

STARRING: YUEN BIAO, JOEY WONG, WU MA, LAWRENCE NG

INTRODUCING: ELIZABETH LEE

SPECIAL APPEARANCES: MAY LO, LAM WAI, YIP SO

Come, quickly.

ALSO STARRING: SIT CHI-LUN, YUEN WAH

Master.

SCREENWRITERS: WU MA, CHAN KA-CHEONG

DIRECTOR: WU MA

Watch out. Be careful not to slip.

Little Seung.

What's the matter, Miss?

Little Seung, how come we're still not there yet?

It's getting dark.

Miss, look at you! You cried and screamed when you got into the sedan chair.

Turns out you're yearning to get married!

Who said so? I'm just bored inside the sedan.

Miss, please bear with it.

They say the groom is a talented scholar.

He can also compose verses and poems.

Later on, as a couple, you two can compose and sing together. You won't be bored.

Little Seung, don't speak out of turn.

Porters, you better hurry up!

Our Miss Mok Sau is very impatient!

All right!

Little Seung, did something happen?

Miss… nothing much.

Don't come out. It's taboo.

WELCOMING THE BRIDE

King Ghost is here to snatch a bride!

Please don't go!

Miss!

Don't! Please don't take my Miss!

I'll catch you, even if you're dead.

A bright moonlight before the bed…

I mistook it for frost on the ground—

What are you up to?

What is it that you want? Are you mute?

Hey!

Careful with my priceless gem!

What brings you here this late?

If you're here to beg for alms, I have no money, honestly.

Acting weird and making strange gestures. I have no idea what you want.

It would be difficult for me to help you. I've starved for days myself.

A gentleman is not covetous

and would not accept food offered with scorn.

Man is, by nature, kind.

Man is, by nature, kind.

Man is, by nature, kind.

It's very cold…

Elder, you came to take shelter from the rain? Please come in.

I don't mind anyone coming to my home, except one kind of people.

Could he have left when the rain stopped?

- What did you say? - Nothing. Take a seat.

Elder, why are your hands so cold?

Sit here, and I'll get you hot tea to warm your hands.

Good.

Elder, you don't have to come here. I'll do it.

Come, sit down first.

Be careful.

Here. The blanket will keep you warm.

No! Don't be reckless!

Get going, elder! Be quick!

Don't come any closer!

Look at him! He's poorer than me. How can he give you money?

You want to kill him?

I've never seen such an unreasonable man.

Get going, elder! Don't worry, I'll protect you!

Don't push me outside! I must get the books back!

My books!

Don't pull me back!

My books!

Hey!

My books!

Hey!

Don't steal my books!

My house!

Don't steal my books!

Hey!

Give me back my stuff.

I told you to give me back my stuff. Didn't you hear me?

Mutes are usually deaf.

You can't hear me, right?

Here, look closely.

Please, can you… hand that stuff back to me.

To me. Thank you.

How can he not understand?

Hey! When are you going to return them to me?

Taoist priest's son!

- Go now! - Go!

Go!

Don't stay here.

- Taoist priest's son's here. Get going! - Go now, hurry!

Taoist priest's son's here. Go now!

He's a weirdo.

Better stay away from him.

Go quickly!

Sister!

Uncle, you come to buy the etui again?

Thank you.

Taoist priest's son's here. Why don't you get going?

- The ghost-catching Taoist! - Get going!

He doesn't seem to be so fearsome.

Hey!

You've dropped something.

Here.

You burnt my house down. Where can I sleep for a night?

You know?

How long can I live there?

'Residence with No Door'?

With no door, how can it be a residence?

How superficial…

But most of those wanting to be a hero are usually like that.

'Residence with No Door'?

I'd say this is a residence without an occupant.

Splendid!

This is the best house I've ever lived in.

Hero. I don't know how to express my gratitude to you.

Please accept my salute.

He seems like a nice guy.

Why are the people in town so afraid of him?

Scholars are highest in social standing, surpassing officials of all ranks.

Although penniless, their writings are treasures.

I'm drying the rain-soaked scrolls.

Thank you very much.

What's the matter?

So he has come.

I'm taking this to sell. I'll see you in a moment.

Hey, it's Taoist priest's son!

- Don't stay. Get going! - You're acting like you've seen a ghost!

This is quite heavy.

Told you my writings carry weight.

I knew I'd win recognition sooner or later.

Well, boss, I'll sell them to you!

Fine. This amount, then.

- How much is that? - Five cents.

Five cents?

Yes.

Fine.

You must be reconciled to humiliation.

After being put into print, it will be an astonishing smash hit.

I know! You are a genius. I admire you too.

Try harder next time.

Take care.

Boss, so you're taking others' writings for tissue?

How could you do that? These are their lifeblood!

Lifeblood?!

Who on earth reads this stuff?

I bought it out of charity for you.

You…

I won't sell you my writings! I'd rather die than take your money!

Too much studying rots the brain.

TEAHOUSE

Money and power can be set ablaze.

But love cannot be set ablaze.

Don't burn it!

What good are they? No one will appreciate them.

Call me a genius? I'll burn them all!

Don't burn them!

Let me burn these.

Out of my way!

These are all scrap papers. Burn them all!

Nothing to be kept. Burn them all.

Put out the fire!

Soybeans can be made into soya milk.

Fine. I'll sell soya milk instead of writing.

SAP

A bridal dress.

I had looked forward to becoming a bride with joy.

Who would have thought we'd encounter the King Ghost snatching a bride?

I thought jumping off the cliff to my death would end it all.

But even though I had become a drifting spirit,

he didn't let go of me.

He sent his little ghosts to pursue me.

What should I do?

Where are you, Miss?

You died so tragically.

No pure haven exists on earth, I'll send a twig to what remains.

Retreat from merits and sins, where both heaven and earth know me not.

Miss?

Miss!

God-damn it!

'Miss'? Can't you see I have a beard?

Men and women should keep their distance!

Please do help our mistress.

I dreamt she was pursued by ghosts in hell. She's suffering!

There's nothing I can do about her.

Ghosts won't mind you, unless offended. I won't help you.

Don't be silly. Get out of here at once!

There are lots of evils here. Go now.

Miss!

Miss!

Miss!

Wait for me, Miss!

I'll… be able… to see Miss soon…

King Ghost, the Nine-Tailed Fox?

Yin Chek-Ha, let me see if you've aged or not?

Trying to bewitch me?

So? You don't even dare to look at me?

Let's see what you've got!

You can still get your head up, so you're not too old.

Sense of justice.

Sense of justice?

Right now, evil forces prevail. Why talk about justice?

Damn you! Matches are made in heaven, but you defy rules of nature.

Who knows how many brides have fallen victim to you?

This is my turf, so the ways of King Ghost apply here.

We mind our own business, so don't you come here causing trouble!

Right or wrong, what do I know?

Life and death, I fear not!

Trouble found me today.

I'll settle it my way!

Too early to tell who settles what!

Naughty!

Naughty!

How naughty you are!

I'll spin you to death!

Consider yourself lucky!

- Sure. - Taoist priest is here!

Get going!

Hey! You haven't paid yet!

Give me a bowl of soya milk.

Why didn't you run?

Run? Why should I? I did nothing wrong.

Sister!

- King Ghost again? - Sister, where are you?

- Rescue her first. - Hey! You haven't paid yet!

Come back!

Hey, come back!

Don't go away!

A wasted trip.

That little brat became so superficial after a mere few months.

What has this world come down to? Nothing looks the part!

How can this lousy door do anything? Superficial!

Where has the little brat gone?

All right. You're allowed to speak now.

Anything happen while I was gone?

Master, since you left,

I've done many meaningful things besides cleaning the room.

Right, the first thing…

There was a leak through the fourth tile on the third row of the roof.

But don't worry. I've fixed it already.

What's more, did you notice that the staircase doesn't creak anymore?

You didn't, right? Because I've fixed it, too!

Master, I realised I have more time on my hands when you're away.

No! I meant I have a lot of time besides practising kung fu.

I can go out to catch ghosts, too.

Master, why do ghosts get more cunning when they get older,

whilst old men become more annoying?

Master, you must be thinking that I'm being annoying?

However, there's something I must tell you!

That old ghost has very long hair.

He kept whipping it behind me fiercely.

Master, I've been missing you every day since you left.

Everything you said was nonsense, except this line.

Why are you coming back?

What did you say?!

Any more nonsense, I'll forbid you to speak for life!

No! I wasn't talking about you. I mean that…

Nothing.

Isn't this the Yin's Imperial Mansion?

So it was rather magnificent before. What a pity.

So it's you! Pay me for the soya milk!

Why are you here?

Never mind that. It's wrong not to pay for your soya milk.

People like you are the cause of social depravity these days.

No wonder everyone's shunning you. You ought to reflect on yourself.

Look at you, what a stinking Taoist!

What did you say?

Hey, that's enough! No one wants any soya milk here!

Go!

So you're not mute?

Sap Yee, so it was you who brought him here?

So you started acting up while I was away?

- It's not his fault. - Hey!

What's so great about you? I'll waive the cost of soya milk to pay the rent.

- Now we're square. - It's not a matter of money!

Residence With No Door never admits outsiders!

Why have you brought trouble?

- Master, I burnt down his house— - Mind your words.

Say no more!

The world is vast, how could there not be room to live?

I'll pack up and leave.

Master.

Little brat! You've never done anything right!

Hey, that's enough! Don't go too far!

I've said I'll leave. Why are you still scolding him?

Master…

So today's the Lantern Festival.

Little Seung, why are you so silly?

Sometimes, being a ghost can fare worse than being a human.

Miss, as long as I can stay with you and not be lonely,

I'm content.

Little Seung, you combed my hair on my wedding day.

Miss, I hope you'll have another lover. Then I'll comb your hair for you again.

Silly girl.

Now we're drifting without any idea when we can be reincarnated.

How can I cherish any illusion?

Miss, do you know what day it is today?

The Lantern Festival.

Floating the lanterns in memory of the kin.

Miss, why don't we float a lantern and make a wish, too?

Hey! Don't do anything foolish! Come back!

Hey!

Come on.

No wonder my master said that scholars are sentimental.

Superficial.

Superficial? If I were like you, I'd have died many times in one day!

Go now!

- Miss, I know what wish you made. - What do you know?

Don't talk nonsense.

That scholar was so rude. He kept staring at us.

- I didn't say anything about him. - You're sharp-tongued!

I'm not joking. I'm serious.

You know why I'm called Sap Yee?

Many thought I had ten brothers. In fact, 'Sap' means 'pick'.

My master picked me up when I was little.

Not only do I have no brothers, but I also have no friends.

If I like a girl but dare not tell her, what should I do?

Hey! Don't laugh, I'm serious.

Then go and find her.

It's hopeless. She's already married.

Don't worry. Life rarely goes exactly as we hope.

Pursue as long as you live.

Look, the future is bright!

Now the future is bleak.

Don't worry, there is light in my heart.

It's just got wet. Wait a moment.

Hey! Don't run around. Beware of the wolves!

Come back.

Come, light the lantern first.

Oh, no. Even the candles are burnt out.

Don't worry. I can walk on this road, even with closed eyes.

I'm used to walking in the dark. Come on!

Are you all right? Come on.

- You said you can walk with closed eyes? - Superficial. Think dark roads are easy?

Hey, does your chest hurt?

No. I feel very comfortable and warm.

Scholars are such a nuisance!

Hey, don't worry, I've already told Master.

Don't hold it against him.

Also, please refrain from leaving your room at night. Okay?

Fine.

Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you the rules here.

First, no pawing around.

Second, no loitering.

- Third— - I'm very tired. I must go to bed.

Here.

Good night.

You're back?

Master, still haven't gone to sleep yet? I've done what you've asked of me.

- Go to bed if you have, then. - Okay.

Where has it gone?

Mister.

- Are you addressing me? - Yes, I was passing through here.

I found this house… very peculiar.

Well said. I found it peculiar, too.

Mister, if I may speak bluntly…

I found the most peculiar part of this house… is you.

You're possessed. Did you know?

Why do all the Taoists say the same line? What a coincidence.

You're supposed to be fine.

But there's something wrong with the picture in your hand.

Don't talk nonsense! Something wrong with my picture?

Something must be wrong with you.

What is it?

Nothing. I'm only feeling sorry for you.

How about I buy that picture off you?

That way, your life can be spared, and I can take the picture away.

What a joke. Wealth means nothing to me.

This picture is priceless. I won't sell it for anything in the world.

Mister, since the picture is priceless, would you allow me to appreciate it?

Fine, then.

I'm only lending so you can look at it. You must return it after.

Don't!

She's a demon.

Great. Master's torn her skirt off!

- Not chasing after her? - Can you defeat her?

Luckily, she didn't take away the priceless gem.

Sap Yee, you're such a failure.

You toy with feminine objects without practising kung fu.

Don't you know? These are priceless gems. They belong to the lady he loved—

What?

Sap Yee.

Sap Yee!

I won't be practising kung fu anymore. I'll help you sell soya milk every day.

That would be a waste of your talent!

Waste? My master always said I'm useless anyway.

- Oh, yes, your master— - Don't mention my master.

It's rather heavy!

Isn't it hard to carry it every day?

Hey! Take care of yourself!

You'd better watch out!

You look eerie! Be careful not to be possessed!

Don't you worry!

He's so eerie. I'll go and catch ghosts!

Stay where you are!

Where are you going?

Upstairs to get some paper.

Master, do we really have to fold them?

Master, it's boring folding these.

- Come on, can I not fold them? - No.

How about we practise swordplay?

What are these paper folds for?

What can they be used for?

Master, I'll fold them, too! Master, how can I make them fly?

You must fold 1,365 pieces continuously.

Paper crane-folding requires patience and concentration.

- Focus your mind on the paper crane. - I know, and put emotions into it, too.

Don't talk to me about feelings. I only have feelings for wine!

- Understand? - You want to fold a wine barrel into it?

Nonsense! Fold!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Never thought soya milk sells better than writings.

Another poor girl was snatched by King Ghost.

She must have known. Why else would she marry him?

King Ghost's so cruel, snatching brides.

Don't talk behind others' backs.

- Then why did you do it? - Don't talk so loud. People might hear.

Yes, there is! Yes.

So what? Yes means yes.

Hey, who'll be the next bride?

The daughter of Mrs Lee, I think.

- They'd better watch out for her. - That's right.

Are you all right, Miss?

You've blinded me!

How was it possible?

Here, I'll help you. Careful.

I'm thirsty, I want to drink soya milk.

Sorry, my soya milk has sold out.

I'll have some tofu, then.

There's no tofu either.

Then let me grind it for you.

Miss! It's getting very late now.

I think you'd better go home.

- My home is right here. - Right here?

Mister, judging by your voice, you must be handsome.

- Miss, don't… - Let me touch you.

I need to take a good look.

I need to find them.

Here they are!

Mister, don't go away.

Mister, you're very handsome. Come here.

Thought you weren't afraid of these filthy things?

I didn't say that. I just didn't believe.

Do you believe it now?

Seeing you every day, I have no choice but to believe.

Don't move!

What do you want?

Can't you take a joke?

What a cheeky grin.

Have you seen Sap Yee?

- Are you looking for him? - You don't say!

I'll tell him if I see him.

Don't do that! I never said I was looking for him.

What nonsense.

Stinking Taoist!

Sap Yee, what are you doing here?

Master told me to fold paper cranes here.

You must be away just now. Master has been looking for you.

I've been looking for him too, but don't tell him.

The master and disciple are so strange.

Brother Sap! Thanks for tidying up the room for me.

What? I didn't even bother to tidy up my own room.

Who did it for me, then?

I know. It must've been a ghost!

Ridiculous!

'What is love, I ask the world, that binds two souls to life and death as one?'

'With wings entwined, we roam the world, unafraid by the storms of fate.'

Good verse.

Who added these words for me?

Something's wrong about this house.

Brother Sap, what is it?

This house is haunted by filthy things.

Filthy things?

Gorgeous! Brother Chui, you painted beautifully.

You're flattering me.

This must be your dream lover?

Don't talk nonsense!

Yet she's like the girls I know.

- Why? - So poor, that she can't afford shoes!

There's nothing filthy here. I'm the filthiest.

I haven't taken a bath for days.

You can go now. I'm tired and need to rest.

Good night.

Hey, yell for me if anything happens, except in nightmares.

All right.

So tired, I'd better sleep.

So it really is you!

How did you get here?

- You… - Mister Chui, don't be afraid!

Don't come near me!

I won't harm you.

You won't harm me? So you're a ghost?

Yes. I am a drifting ghost.

I died from jumping off the cliff.

I was getting married far away from home.

However, when I got to Black Wind Cliff…

So you were pushed to your death?

No.

King Ghost was snatching me as a bride.

The wedding retinue was so scared that they all scattered.

I was left helplessly alone, with nobody there to help.

Later, unwilling to bear the humiliation,

I had no choice but to jump off the cliff and end my life.

You are indeed a woman of virtue and integrity.

But they kept on after me.

I had nowhere to stay, which was why I had to hide in the picture.

Why do I… mean to come across you?

Mister Chui, I know you're being kind to me.

However, my stay will get you in trouble.

I'd better go!

Miss! It's too dangerous out there, you'd better stay here.

I only worry about the two Taoists here. Not sure if they…

She's my cousin! She's just come from our village. Don't hurt her!

You don't have to lie. I know she's a ghost.

She's a ghost, but she's a good ghost.

Don't harm her.

She's not a good ghost, she's a pitiful ghost.

- You'd let her go? - I never said I'll arrest her.

Brother Sap, you're such a good man.

Oh, yes. He's Sap Yee.

She is…

My name is Mok Sau.

Mok Sau. What a beautiful name.

Brother, are you kidding me? You're in the mood for that at this time?

There'll be big trouble when Master returns!

Since your master hates ghosts, I'd better go.

Can't do that. How can I let you take this risk?

I'll hide you somehow.

Hide? Where to hide?

Wherever you hide her, my master can find her.

Sap Yee.

Oh, no! Master's back.

Sap Yee.

Are you here?

Master!

Sap Yee. What are you doing here?

The scholar's sick. I'm tending to him.

Little brat! Why didn't you tend to me when I was sick?

He's just gone to sleep.

Master, let me help you to your room.

Is he seriously sick?

Very sick. He's having both headaches and stomachaches.

Though a bookworm, he's still a good man. Let me have a look at him.

Master! Hey…

He has a fever indeed. Prepare some medicine for him.

He couldn't sleep last night. Stayed up painting that picture and caught a cold.

He only painted a single lotus the whole night?

No wonder he's sick.

If it keeps hanging here, he'll die soon!

Master, the picture is his lifeblood.

- Master, don't take it away! - It's for his own good!

He's faking illness.

No!

He won't have to fake it soon!

Master!

I told you there'd be trouble when Master's back.

Now Mok Sau has no place to stay.

Maybe it was meant to be.

You two are so nice to me.

Even if I fail to reincarnate in this life or the next life,

I'm more than satisfied already.

Don't say any more, or I'll be crying, too.

I'll help you get the picture back.

Brother Sap, beware of your master.

Don't worry. I won't let Master find out.

Now I have 1,365. Would this be enough?

Go and steal the picture from Master. Please, fly now.

Fly…

I beg you. Fly!

Do me a favour and help us out.

Be good. Fly.

What are you doing?

Look at you, just like a stinking Taoist!

You taught me to be a classy Taoist. But you…

You think I like doing this? I was trying to save them!

- Then why did you separate them? - Separate? One's human, one's a ghost!

You two have no ill feelings. Why did you harm her?

I didn't harm her! I wish to release her soul so that she can reincarnate.

Reincarnate?

Don't listen to him! He wants to separate you!

Separate us?

Foolish!

Ghosts are inhumane.

She knew full well that sticking with you would do you harm!

Don't you understand?

I understand.

She has suffered enough.

You're… still trying to harm her!

It's you who's inhumane!

Humans and ghosts tread different paths. You two will never be together!

I can't be bothered with you!

My master might have a peculiar temper, but what he said was right.

Stinking Taoist! Where's Mok Sau? Give her back to me, or I'll kill you!

Master, you…

Even you don't believe me?

Silly boy, you've ruined the altar. How can I catch any ghosts?

Don't lie to me! You were just pretending. How dare you deny that you caught Mok Sau?

I don't think my master is lying to you.

Maybe she'd left by herself?

She's left?

She must have done it for my sake.

It's so dangerous out there. She'll be caught by King Ghost for sure!

No! I must save her!

Why are you still standing here?

Master, I know where he'd go.

Why didn't you say so?

Have some manners.

Mok Sau!

Mok Sau, where are you?

Mok Sau, it's been so hard finding you!

Mok Sau, where exactly are you?

Mok Sau.

I've found you at last.

Mok Sau.

Mok Sau.

Why are you harming me?

Shut up! King Ghost hates romantic types like you the most. Die!

What kind of a demon are you? How dare you attack a weak scholar?

No, Sap Yee. She's the woman you love.

Help!

Hold this.

You recognise me at last.

You have it on you all the time?

Master, she…

Don't let feelings hold you captive.

You'd better kill me.

I'm in much pain, being under King Ghost's control.

She's a ghost! She'll harm you!

- A cursed fate. - 'A cursed fate'?

Give me a break!

You rotten scholar, always poking your nose into everything!

You damn Taoist, you forced him into everything he does!

He didn't dare to teach you a lesson. Let me do it for him! You…

Damn fool, how many lives do you have?

I saved you from disaster, and yet you curse me to die?

Sap Yee, go back with me.

Sap Yee, you won't listen to me?

I taught you for many years. Now you're acting up?

I'd been too obedient!

You taught me to ignore people, trust no one, and keep my distance.

People saw me as if I were a ghost, or worse!

I'm no different from a tree!

Silly boy, I understand how you feel.

They lie when they say love is stronger than gold.

How can it be stronger than hundreds of swords?

The love game is not ours to play. It'll harm you!

What makes you an expert on love? Have you been in love?

You…

How can there be life without love?

Love is like arms and legs. Without love, one is a cripple.

If humans are without love, they're dry and dull like dead bodies.

What do you know?

Say no more! You're going to say experience comes with age, right?

Of course, I know man and ghost shouldn't fall in love.

But we were earnestly in love.

A spark of the moment can represent eternal love.

Tell me, what have you done or gained in the past 60 years?

No need to say, I can answer that for you. You've done nothing and earned nothing!

Even your son is someone you picked up.

Sap Yee!

Mok Sau, where are you?

Mok Sau.

I know you won't reappear for my sake.

I can't believe we only share a fate in a past life and a love in the next.

Since you won't come out to see me,

there's no point in me staying here in this depressing place.

Without you by my side, what purpose is there in my life?

Like a dream, like an illusion

Unlike this mortal world

- Mok Sau! - An impossible love

Seeps into the soul and blossoms into brilliance

Like a dream, like an illusion.

Flying past the human realm

A single moment feels like eternity

You turned the earthly dust into a fairy mountain in a painting

A deep imprint of kissing lips

A gentle kiss to wipe the tears

Today, this mysterious dream has come true

It cocooned within your heart

Let this dreamlike spell

Lock me in love's embrace

Pouring out a love so true

Retain the eternity within our hearts

Don't take us away!

Sap Yee! Help!

Master!

Master, it's bad! They were captured by King Ghost.

You don't need to say.

- I already know. - Then why don't we save them?

Come back!

It's no use.

They're destined to have this crisis. What's the point of saving them?

Master, are you going to watch them die and do nothing?

Love.

- I just don't get it. - You don't get it, but I do!

If two people endure hardship together, death holds no regret.

Is being all alone like you a good thing, then?

Outrageous! Are you lecturing me?

That's right!

You said there are no good men and no good ghosts.

You're wrong!

They're a good man and a good ghost.

Heaven isn't helping them, whilst the ghosts are trying to harm them.

Even you wanted to separate them! Is the world really so unfair?

Correct. The world is unfair.

Whilst men stir up troubles, ghosts bring disturbance.

There is no pure haven on earth.

I'm helpless on my own, which is why I was hiding here.

But what's the purpose of living like that?

Even if you live for centuries, what differs you from a tree?

That's right! A tree can take a bath, pick you up, and bring you up to be a man!

So what?

Deep down, you're a selfish, cruel, and ungrateful person!

You traitor!

- You're stubborn! - You shut up!

You little brat. Rescuing them from hell is going to get yourself killed!

Instead of getting yourself killed, I'd rather kill you now!

As though I never picked you up!

Go! Get yourself killed!

IF HEAVEN COULD LOVE

Love. What is love?

What on earth is love, love, love?

What the hell is love?

Pure love, tender love, bold love, heroic love. Love is hard

Flirtatious love, deep, lingering love. Love twists and turns

Loneliness is intolerable. This is all for loyalty and love

My care, my joy, my sorrow are all because of love

After all, what in God's name is this thing called love?

If Heaven could love, it too would age. Pity that with age, love deepens

Not sensible, nor sober

What makes me foolish, loyal and sincere can be nothing but love

After all, what in God's name is this thing called love?

Love

Romantic swordsman's sword wails through time

Love

IF HEAVEN COULD LOVE, IT TOO WOULD AGE THE UNBROKEN SWORD WAILS THROUGH TIME

There is no ill feeling between us. Why won't you spare us?

That's very simple.

If I couldn't have it, I'll see that none of you do!

You're too selfish.

Unable to win love for yourself, you snatched others' brides.

Do you know how many great pairings you have ruined?

What you did was unfair to us.

Heaven hasn't been fair to me either.

I fell victim to an unexpected tragedy shortly before my wedding day.

I've never felt the warmth of this world, let alone the thing called love!

But because of that, I have no worry. I have no pain either.

Therefore, I shall wipe out every trace of love and affection in this world.

So no one will suffer from worry and pain anymore.

You're wrong. Love doesn't have to be painful.

You just haven't found it yet.

Take me and Hung-Chien.

Although separated by the realms of men and ghosts,

we're bound in life and death. Our resolve is unwavering.

That is happiness. No one can separate us.

Say no more.

I don't believe that fool of a scholar would sacrifice himself for you!

Even less do I believe that true and faithful love exists in this world!

Suppose if there is… it won't last!

Mok Sau!

Mok Sau!

Mok Sau!

Run away now!

You evil demons! Don't hurt her. Kill me if you want!

Hung-Chien, are you willing to sacrifice yourself for me?

Thank Heaven for giving me the chance to prove myself!

Hung-Chien, hold me.

Hold me.

Mok Sau.

Mok Sau! Are you all right?

- Why did you hurt Mok Sau? - That was the Nine-Tailed Fox!

- Run, before it's too late! - Mok Sau!

Come on!

You won't get away.

Mok Sau! Come here!

- Mok Sau! - Don't! You mustn't go!

Never mind me! I must save Mok Sau!

Hey! Don't!

Paper crane, go and get Master.

SAP

It's me, your master. Go!

Master!

Beware of traps. Go now!

You won't get away.

Yin Chek-Ha, you meddled too much, and it will all come to nothing!

So what? I insist!

Sap Yee, take the sword.

Sword's back in sheath!

The gate to hell is closing. We need to leave now!

Poor scholar!

Mok Sau!

- Go, get out of here now! - Where's Mok Sau?

Hurry up!

Get going!

Mok Sau!

- Get him! - Mok Sau!

Go!

Hung-Chien, you'd better leave now.

No! Mok Sau, get back inside the picture. I'll take you with me.

You're human, I'm a ghost. We'll separate sooner or later.

- You'd better go now! - Mok Sau!

Master, grant me my wish. I must be with Mok Sau.

Mok Sau!

Hurry up! Or it'll be too late!

I must be with Mok Sau!

Get inside the picture, Mok Sau!

Mok Sau!

Grab the picture and climb up!

Mok Sau!

- Mok Sau! - Hey, don't!

Hung-Chien, don't!

Mok Sau.

Mok Sau.

Hey! Grab the picture now!

Come on!

It's too late. Go now!

Hung-Chien, we will not separate for the rest of our lives.

Chui Hung-Chien! Hold tight!

It's too late.

Chui Hung-Chien!

Chui Hung-Chien!

Master, would you say they're stupid?

You're the stupid one! You depend on Master for everything. Go!

Do whatever you like to do.

Stinking Taoist priest! I'll come back to see you for sure!

Take good care of yourself!

Love. What is love?

What on earth is love, love, love?

What the hell is love?

Pure love, tender love, bold love, heroic love. Love is hard

Flirtatious love, deep, lingering love. Love twists and turns

Loneliness is intolerable. This is all for loyalty and love

My care, my joy, my sorrow are all because of love

After all, what in God's name is this thing called love?

If Heaven could love, it too would age. Pity that with age, love deepens

Not sensible, nor sober

What makes me foolish, loyal, and sincere can be nothing but love

After all, what in God's name is this thing called love?

Pure love, tender love, bold love, heroic love. Love is hard

Flirtatious love, deep, lingering love. Love twists and turns

Loneliness is intolerable. This is all for loyalty and love

My care, my joy, my sorrow are all because of love

After all, what in God's name is this thing called love?

If Heaven could love, it too would age. Pity that with age, love deepens

Not sensible, nor sober

What makes me foolish, loyal and sincere can be nothing but love

After all, what in God's name is this thing called love?

Love…

Romantic swordsman's sword wails through time

Love