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[drumroll]

[cheerful electronic music]

[dog barking]

- [gasps] - Ohh.

Ohh-ohh!

[tires squealing]

[laughs]

[giggles]

[dog barking]

[both giggling]

[frog ribbits]

[dog barking]

[laughs]

[tires squealing]

[laughter]

[dog barking]

[dog growling]

[gasps]

[laughs]

[vocalizing]

[peaceful music]

It was a boredinary day like any other...

until the big cake rolled in.

Where did it come from?

Who is it for?

No baby knows.

- Coming through. - Ahh!

Made it.

- Whoa. - No, no, no, no, no.

[sighs]

Ah, thank you for picking up the cake.

That's such a big help.

I just came by to drop off the cake topper.

[gasps] They look so real.

How did you do that, Didi?

Oh, you know,

spun sugar and a steady hand

and the teeniest little tweezers.

[phone ringing]

Hello? Okaasan, where are you now?

What do you mean, Milwaukee?

That's the giantest cake I ever sawed.

I didn't know they could grow them that big.

That's no cake.

It's a vanilla frosting monster.

Since when are there cake monsters?

Since always.

That's why you gotta eat them before they eat you.

[laughter]

[giggling]

Hold it right there, toddler toes.

That's a wedding cake!

It's got fairy dust and sprinkles inside,

maybe even a baby unicorn.

That answers all my questions.

So keep your stubby baby hands off.

We don't get to eat it until Chuckie's daddy

and Kimi's mommy have a whole wedding.

Everything's gotta go smooth as milk.

And in case you haven't noticed,

whenever you babies get round something special,

you mess it up.

We do.

So don't.

So all's we have to do is make sure nothing goes wrong.

Then we all get big cake.

[babies babbling]

Oh, my parents missed their connecting flight.

They won't get here until right before the ceremony.

I wanted them to spend some time with you in person...

at least have a cup of tea.

I'll have two cups of tea with them after.

Actually, no, that's too much caffeine.

The good news is, they'll make it to the wedding.

You're right. Oh, Chas,

did you find the special vase my parents sent

to display at the ceremony?

Right here,

next to the blender.

Perfect.

My coordinator is on her way.

We have the cake.

The caterers are here.

I don't want to jinx it, but everything's coming together.

- Ahh! - [screams]

- [crash, clattering] - My bad!

Beans, you fool!

All my hors d'oeuvres!

[gasps]

Floor food.

Mm.

Oh, I love your wedding outfit, Chuckie.

Aw, thanks.

It matches my daddy's.

I don't think I've ever seen you two

without crumbs on your head or a frog in your diaper.

[gulps] Why, thank you, Kimi.

Pockets are the new diapies.

[frog croaking]

Yeah.

Oh.

So the caterers somehow dropped pretty much all the food,

but I think they went to the truck for more.

Forget the mascarpone.

Go, go, go!

Yeah, they're gone forever.

OK, a little hiccup.

We need to stay calm.

Trish and I can cook.

All the dinner ingredients are there,

and I'm sure we can scrounge up some appetizers.

No one ever said no to my famous spinach balls.

The secret? An illegal amount of butter.

[phone ringing]

Hello, Jessica?

I beg your pardon?

Is something already going wrong?

- You can't be serious. - It's all fine, Chuckie.

All that matters is that vase didn't break.

My grandparents sent it all the way from Japan for the wedding.

Come on, Kimi.

Show me your flower basket.

Me too.

I know a lot about baskets.

[dog barking]

Cousin Archie!

Well, hello, everyone.

I did not expect you all so early.

Archie's not even dressed yet. [laughs]

My coordinator is stuck in a hot air balloon over New Mexico

from her last event and won't make it here...

unless the wind changes.

This is why I do not trust hot air balloons or the wind.

That's not important right now.

We will get through this.

Big sister to the rescue.

Kira, Chas, I got you coordinated.

Hand over the schedule and color scheme.

I can step in, too.

I have my own clipboard.

Thank you both. That would be wonderful.

[Spike barking]

Hey-o!

Happy wedding day.

Wow.

The invitation said dressy casual,

but you and Archie really stepped it up.

The tux makes the man...

in this case, the best man.

And I'm pretty sure his bow tie is a clip on.

Isn't that from our wedding?

Yep.

Still fits like a glove.

[panting]

[dogs barking]

Spike!

Archie!

The vase!

The cake topper!

My canine son!

[dogs barking]

[babies babbling, giggling]

Just a few bite marks.

We will see what Mr. Toothbrush

has to say about all this sugar.

Since stuff's already going wrong,

we might as well start eating while the eating's good.

No, no, no, no, no.

[chuckles]

Cake curious, huh?

I'm taking the kids back to our house

until the wedding for safe keeping.

[Spike whimpers] You too, Spike.

I'll go with you.

I forgot my fancy socks.

You don't have to be so formal, Stu.

You've done so much already

by taking care of the wedding rings.

Got 'em right here, next to my heart.

[Spike barking]

[birds chirping]

[Spike barking]

Grandpa, there's been a little misunderhanding.

We big girls don't belong here with the babies.

Well, sunshine, there's lots going on over there.

And believe me, we're better off here.

[gate clangs]

Kicked out... oh, the humiliation!

What? You're Chas's sister.

They've gone too far.

Oh, Lou.

Not me... Archie.

Didi hasn't let go of the cake topper incident.

I brought over an educationally stimulating game for him.

I will just set it up.

Linda emergency!

Our landscape helpers got called to City Hall

to fix the mayor's topiary.

Someone's hedge clippers slipped,

and now she's noseless, so we're short.

Oh, Mummy, can the big girls help too?

Sure, come on.

Now, Lou, make sure Archie plays with his new toy.

It's good for his leg-mouth coordination.

Mwah!

[Archie whimpers]

Well, looks like it's just you and me

holding down the fort.

It's a pretty big job,

but, hey, Archie here can be your backup.

[Archie panting]

But... but how did I get stuck...

put down the paw, fur face.

[playful music]

[thunk]

[phone chimes]

"Meet me in front of the house.

"Come alone.

Tell no one."

Oh, Stu.

Prom night all over again.

Seize the day, junior builder.

My grandpa must have set this game up for us.

I wonder how you play it.

Like this.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[babies giggling]

Perhaps putting the vase outside

while people are completely redoing our yard

was not the best idea.

But do not worry, Kira.

I am taking it to Stu and Didi's

where it's gonna be nice and quiet.

Chas, you have no idea how calm

you're keeping me right now.

Well, that's me...

cool in a crisis, peaceful in a panic.

Ah!

Whoa, whoa.

Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh!

[groans]

[glass shattering]

[babies gasping]

Doomed in a disaster.

- Chas? - Nothing's wrong.

Call you back.

- Yello? - Stu, where are you?

Wait there!

Oh, no!

Um, did one of us

just break that special vase?

Don't look at me.

I couldn't keep track of who was stepping when and where.

It might have been Lil.

Or Phil.

He's been a different baby since he gotted those pockets.

It could have been any of us.

We were all so good at it.

[gasps]

What happened?

[Archie barking]

I knew that mutt was trouble.

The best-dressed ones always are.

[Archie slurping] Ugh!

It wasn't Archie.

He was just licking a flower.

So it was Spike.

Ah! Oh!

Ugh!

Not zactly.

So it turns out, we were the ones playing with the toy.

Just sayin'.

We are babies.

- [Spike whimpers] - [gasps]

Get ready.

She's taking a big breath.

What was the one thing I told you before?

That the big cake has a unicorn inside?

No.

That you babies can't ruin this wedding!

So two things.

You all heard Kimi.

This vase has to be there.

But it's broken.

Which means now there's no vase,

which means there's no wedding,

which means no big cake!

And it's all your fault!

I'm telling you, Pop. I checked the car...

twice, in fact. Those rings are gone-zo.

Found 'em, right in the cup holder...

same place you left your prom date's corsage.

Ha! History repeats itself.

Glad it all ended well.

[slurp]

And my coffee's still hot.

Hello, hello. I know we're early.

Don't worry. We're not here to help.

Hey, best man.

How about a quick round of door stop to, I don't know,

calm your pre-wedding nerves?

What nerves?

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Stu, something went wrong!

[sputters]

[groans] Oh.

Hello, everyone.

Don't go in there, and please don't ask why.

- Why? - Well played.

You forced my hand.

I broke the one-of-a-kind vase

that Kira's parents sent from Japan

for us to have at the ceremony.

Now they'll just know me as the vase-breaker,

not the beloved son-in-law who tries way too hard.

Everything is ruined!

Okay, let's all stay calm. We'll figure this out.

Besides, vase-breaker sounds kind of cool

If you're looking for a better gamer tag.

Wait a second.

What's wrong with my handle ChasFinsterOboeMaster?

That vase is good and broked.

Question is, what are we gonna do about it?

You'll do what you always do...

stand there like statues and wait for me to save you.

Oh, that's easy.

Angelica, there you are.

Freeze now!

[babies groaning]

Kimi, you're a blight for sore eyes.

Quick question... you know that vase

that was at your house before?

You mean the one my baa-chan and ji-chan sent from Japan?

Right. Did they by chance send two of them?

No, just one.

In that case, I just have one more question.

Where's Japan exactly?

All I know is it's far away.

My Mummy and Papa said they're bringing Japan

to your backyard for the wedding.

Oh, Angelica, we came to see if you wanted

to help us make party favors.

Yes!

[babies grunting]

[sighs]

I mean, actually, start without me.

I have some busy-ness to tend to.

She doesn't want to make party favors?

Oh, Angelica loves hanging out with the babies.

Great.

I'm missing out on big kid stuff,

and they think I like you.

This is all 'cause you blubber fingers broke the vase.

So what should we do now?

We're going to Japan.

[babies grunting]

Unfreeze!

[babies groaning]

Phew.

Everyone in!

We're going to Japan.

Charlotte, there is no time.

Plus, my passport photo is not flattering.

I've been meaning to fix that.

Oh, Chas, not the country,

my favorite high-end import-export store.

We'll simply buy a matching replacement.

It worked with Stu's hamster when we were kids.

What? Mr. Tubby?

[phone ringing]

Chas, where are you?

Oh.

Hello, Kira.

Just going on a quick errand.

- We need milk. - Wait, what?

Bye!

[tires squealing]

Hello? Chas?

As soon as I heard your videographer

ate some bad clams, I jumped at the chance

to document your big day, cinema verit� style.

Oh, thank you both for coming early.

Of course.

And I am psyched to fill in for your mom

and help you put on your kimono.

I've got the ultimate obi-tying tutorial cued up on KlickKlack.

So, girls, all you have to do

is put the rubber band over this piece of fabric like this.

- Didi! - Oh!

Let's tell the bride and groom

what's in those cute little jars.

This is homemade jam of the kumquat.

Chas was acting so strange on the phone.

Oh, Kira, if anything was wrong, he'd tell you,

or Stu would tell me.

And he hasn't called, so everything's fine.

Great. Now I can dress you.

Step one of tying an obi sash...

- [phone ringing] - Ooh, bonus content.

Hi, Stu.

He did what?

[gasps]

Okay. Uh-huh.

I see.

But we can't upset Kira on her special day.

I won't say a word to anyone.

Normally, I wouldn't eavesdrop and then admit it,

but as co-wedding coordinators,

we need to share everything, especially secrets.

[chuckling]

[sighs] How do they expect anyone to set up

this thing without directions?

Oh, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Oh, yeah. [laughter]

Well, it does look like a picture of Japan

that Kimi showed me.

That's good enough for me.

Come on.

Stay close, you dumb babies.

[Spike barking]

[babies gasping]

Wow.

I love Japan already.

[giggling]

Ooh. Ooh.

We need a plan.

Where's Angelica?

The one time we need her to boss us around, she disappears.

We'll climb to the top of that mountain.

Come on!

Don't look at me.

Babies?

Where'd you go?

Oh, typical.

Always wandering off

when there's something important to do.

[chortling]

Babies?

Aww!

You're not the babies.

You're a raccoon... dog...

person.

Whatever.

I'm looking for the fancy vase section around here.

Ahh.

[light string music]

I was hoping it wouldn't be in a dark cave,

but, OK.

- Hello, Angelica. - Ugh!

How do you know my name?

I am the Wise Fox, you see.

You may ask anything of me.

Anything?

Oh, I forgot to say...

you have three times to ask a question.

Ask them well is my suggestion.

You're not gonna keep talking in rhymes, are you?

I mean, I thought it was like a Wise Fox thing.

But, okay, two more questions.

Some babies I know need a new vase.

Can you get me one?

Ahh, the vase.

For that which is broken,

the answer is in the pieces.

Can you quit talking in riddles?

Strange third question, but suit yourself.

You have to go to places that are steep, hot,

cold, and wet to find all the pieces.

Okay, I'll just tell the babies.

I got big kid stuff to do.

Nope, you gotta stay and help them.

Figures.

I hope they appreciate it.

Oh, one more thing...

you can't tell them you're helping.

[groans]

I'm late for my nap. Night!

But that's the best part about helping.

Why can't I tell them?

Come on.

It's just one more question.

[light music]

Hmm.

The top didn't look so far away from down there.

Maybe we should try walking backwards?

Just the diapie-disasters I was looking for.

Is she talking to us?

Great news.

I talked to a smartypants fox, and he told me

all you have to do is find the broken pieces of the vase,

and everything will be okay.

Wow. You speak fox?

I go to preschool, you know.

So the wise fox said, you'll find the pieces

if you go somewhere steep, somewhere hot,

somewhere cold...

and, uh, somewhere else.

But you'll figure it out.

This place is steep.

Nothing's harder to climb than a mountain.

'Cept for a mountain made of cheese,

but at least you could eat it.

[sparkly whoosh]

Babies, there's the first piece.

Uh-uh.

I didn't say anything.

[grumbles]

Fine.

Phil, Lil, why don't you play in that mud puddle over there?

Good idea.

It's all fresh and oozy.

Care to jump in first, Lillian?

Mm-mm.

I don't want to land on that broken thingy.

[babies gasping]

We just found the first piece.

Where to next?

Hmm, Angelica said somewhere smelly.

It was scratchy, Phillip.

Hot! Hot!

Are you getting too warm, Angelica?

Ugh!

Hey, there's some sand.

I bet that's smelly and scratchy.

Great idea, Darsh.

[chatter]

[eagle cries]

[percussive music]

[camels braying]

Oh, look at 'em.

By the time those dust brains get here,

they'll probably just walk right on by that sign.

Wait. Stop!

I got sand in my shoe.

Phew.

We gotta start digging.

But where?

Maybe someone knows over there at that juice stand.

You babies didn't think I'd trust you...

I mean, leave you all alone in the desert, did you?

Juice?

[babies chattering]

Drink up.

'Cause we're in a hurry to find that next piece.

And it could be anywhere.

Uh-uh.

I'm sorry, but I gotta dump out the sand

in both shoes this time.

I'll sit under that sign, where it's nice and cool.

Whoa.

Ow! What's poking me?

[babies gasping]

Nice work, Chuckie.

Don't you have someone else to thank?

Oh, yeah.

Thanks for the juice.

[mystical notes]

[rumbling]

Cracker crumbs on tuna salad?

Or it could be...

footprints in the sand.

So that brings us to the 21st century...

- Finally! - Here we go.

...and how to wrap an obi sash.

Oh!

You know, Linda, I still don't think

it's a good idea to tell Kira that Chas broke the vase.

[gasping]

Kisses in the Snow?

Nailed the food naming thing.

I'm driving a snowmobile.

We're in the Arctic.

Can life get any better?

Whoo-hoo!

[vocalizing]

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