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[drumroll]

[cheerful electronic music]

[dog barking]

- [gasps] - Ohh.

Ohh-ohh!

[tires squealing]

[laughs]

[giggles]

[dog barking]

[both giggling]

[frog ribbits]

[dog barking]

[laughs]

[tires squealing]

[laughter]

[dog barking]

[dog growling]

[gasps]

[laughs]

[vocalizing]

[curious music]

Hi.

I'm Tori the Talking Toy Box.

[children laughing]

? Every toy Just loves to play ?

? Off in Toyland every day ?

? It's such a happy place ?

? And so into the box ?

? Into the box ?

? Into the box you go ?

Oh, Stu, Tori is just adorable.

I know, right?

Now that I've completed all the safety trials,

I just need a little proof of concept

before I take it to the manufacturer.

Behold the test subjects' delight

as they discover the wonders of the talking toy box.

I wish you wouldn't call the kids "test subjects."

[Dil babbles]

I need to check on Dil.

Oh, but I don't want to miss this.

I'm recording. I'll go make us some lunch.

Then we can watch the whole thing.

? Into the box Into the box ?

? Into the box you go ?

Have fun, Teddy!

Welcome aboard, toy friend.

Who else wants to go to Toyland?

Let's go, Drooly.

Let me, Phillip.

? Every toy just loves to play ?

Have fun in Toyland, Crocky.

Naia, bring us back some underwater rainbows.

? Into the box you go ?

? Every toy just Loves to play ?

Ahh!

? Off in Toyland every day ?

? It's such A happy place to go ?

? Into the box, into the box ?

? Into the box you go ?

I don't have Reptar to put in.

He had to go in the Washington machine

'cause he tried to eat ketchup with his whole face.

What about Mr. Tippy?

Oh, Tommy.

Mr. Tippy Cup's not a toy.

I drink out of him.

But you heard Tori.

Everybody wants to see Toyland.

Uh, okay.

Oh, wait!

That's not what I wanted.

How will I drink my milk?

Oh, don't worry, Chuckie.

We can get Mr. Tippy Cup back.

But it's dark in there.

I can't see him.

We will if we go inside.

Come on.

Tommy, what about "it's dark in there,

and I can't see" makes you think I want to climb in?

I'm telling you, it is a bad idea.

Whoa!

[screaming]

[monkey shrieks]

[mysterious carnival music]

[lights powering on]

Whoo, fun!

My kind of ride, right?

Welcome to Toyland.

[laughs]

Whoo!

Hiya, Darsh.

Whoa! [laughs]

Put it here, pal.

Fist bump, fist bump, toe tap, smile.

Oh, yeah.

Wow, Crocky.

You sound way differenter than the way you talk in my head.

Phil! Lil!

Hello.

Group squeeze.

[hisses]

Careful! I shed easily.

Aw, sorry.

You'll get used to it.

[gasps]

[water splashing]

Naia, I didn't know you could do that.

Oh, yeah.

It's a whale thing.

Whoa.

Even Tippy is a toy now.

That's Mr. Tippy Cup to you, young man.

And clearly, I am not.

I am a receptacle with a very serious job.

You got milk coming out your nose.

Oh!

Well, I never!

You all came to Toyland!

Let's play!

Hey, where's Tommy?

Whew!

Are we okay?

I don't know.

I feel sort of different.

Holy croc-a-moly.

What is it?

Are my glasses on upside down or something?

Tommy! Chuckie!

[squeaking] Look at you.

Oh, uh, Teddy, Chuckie doesn't like that

on account of it tickles.

Actually, it didn't.

Do it, Tommy!

[squeaking]

This is the greatest thing in the whole wide world!

I think we turneded into toys!

Let me try.

[jingling]

I got a jingle belly.

Jingle, Chuckie, jingle!

I wonder what I can do. [gasps]

You're so light, Tommy.

Susie, catch!

- Ah! - [laughs]

[grunts]

[laughter]

[monkey shrieks]

[cymbals banging, kazoo droning]

[monkey shrieks]

See, Tommy?

Isn't that fun?

[laughs]

Look at me, Tommy.

I'm riding a snake, and I'm not even a'scared!

It's a bran new life!

Yeah, um, it is, Chuckie.

But where did that talking toy box go?

Whee! [squeak]

[thud]

[monkey shrieks]

No need to ask about Tori.

She'll tell you when it's time.

Time for what?

Clean up.

That's when we all go back in the box.

Toy rules.

Did you hear that, Chuckie?

We'll have to go back, too, on account of we're toys.

Eh, rules is rules.

I'm not worried.

Wait, maybe toys don't get upset.

This day keeps getting better and betterer.

[mysterious music]

Look what I bakeded for our tea party.

Vanilla cupcake?

Um, okay.

Thanks, Teddy.

Cream cheese sandwich?

With cucrumbler?

- [munching] - No, thanks.

Cucrumblers are slimy.

[gasps] Wait, toys can't taste.

Nom, nom!

I hope we can stay here and be toys forever.

You can.

Ha, ha.

[ominous music]

Clean up time is coming.

Gobble up those sandwiches, and let's play.

[munching]

[laughter]

[frantic music]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Fasterer!

Whoa! Whoa!

Right down the middle!

Strike, yay!

Ho, ho.

I never thought I'd knock something over on purpose.

Don't worry. Go on.

[laughs]

Oh, this is fun.

Kinda?

What are we gonna do next?

Oh, it's a surprise!

We don't choose the games.

[all] Toy rules.

[eerie music]

Chuckie, can we talk?

I'm not sure I wanna be a toy.

? Our time is done In Toyland ?

? Let's put our toys to bed ?

? Our time is done in Toyland ?

? Lay down those sleepy heads ?

[monkey shrieks]

? Into the box, into the box ?

? Into the box you go ?

Aw, already?

Sorry, Phil.

Clean up time.

Come on in, Tommy.

You too, Chuckie.

You can be a toy like us...

forever.

Wait, Chuckie.

We gotsta think outside the box here.

Forever is a really, really long time,

longer than the longest bath time ever.

I'm good with that.

I like not being a'scared of snakes or slimy cucrumblers

or getting dizzy or...

But we'll stay toys while all our friends

turn into growed-ups.

And I got things I want to do as a real baby...

a'ventures and stuffs.

Don't you?

Tommy, you know I'm not big on a'ventures.

I didn't even want to get in the box in the first place.

I shouldn't have made you do it.

It was a bad idea.

? Into the box, Into the box ?

? Into the box you go ?

If you don't come back, who's gonna tell me

when I gots a bad idea?

I don't know because I'll be a toy, and I won't think

'bout stuffs like that.

So... bye.

Aw.

I was wrong.

I wanna go with you on a'ventures and tell you

when they're bad ideas and probably do 'em anyway.

And most of all, I don't wanna miss you!

[gasps] Come here now, Chuckie!

- Hurry! - Hello there.

It's into the box with you two.

- [evil laughter] - Whoa!

Ahh!

I don't think so.

When that lid closes, they're both gonna be toys forever.

[gasps]

Not on my watch.

[straining]

[grunting] Oh.

Mr. Tippy Cup!

You're a hero!

No, just a plastic cup with a spill-proof lid,

and I might crack.

So you two have to give this all you got.

Ow!

Get in the box!

[gasps]

[Dil babbling]

Huh?

Toy box malfunction.

Lid jam, lid jam.

Please remove items and try again.

Get in there! Get in there!

Ah! Whoa!

Try again... [electricity crackling]

Again... again... [explosion]

Again.

[powering down]

We gotsa to put the toys back before she wakes up again.

[grunts]

[whimsical music]

Deed, remember this day.

I'm gonna put a Tori the Talking Toy Box

in every playroom in the world.

Ooh, maybe a whole line of them,

all different flower heads.

Next time I want to climb into a talking toy box,

just say it's a bad idea.

I did!

I mean louderer.

[electricity crackling]

[vocalizing]

[upbeat music]

[horn honking]

Here you go, Tommy Pastrami, and his faithful crew.

Now you can all be chefs too.

Not sure how this fits in with the theme,

but, uh, yeah, they'll make it work.

[squeaking]

We gets to make foods, just like Unkie Jake.

Oh, Jake, I can't wait to see your show in person!

And this livestream will be great publicity

for Trish's new restaurant.

Got my lucky spatula.

Kidding.

There's no luck involved in cooking.

Some occasional crying, but that's usually onion-related.

Hey, Jake. Thank you for doing this.

Are you kidding?

Thank you!

Table looks amazing.

Love the vibe, love the menu...

just like your last restaurant.

And chairs?

Kidding.

That should be my next restaurant.

Kidding again.

Just a little nervous about being on camera.

The viewers will love you.

You're relatable.

And brought you an apron so we match.

Welcome to "Food with a Story."

Today, we have a special guest, Trish Lavon,

owner of Table Restaurant.

Hi, Trish here...

which Jake just said.

So... [chuckles]

Hi again. [laughs]

Oh! Whoops.

Ah, we don't need that spatula anyway.

Now, you've seen me forage in the woods for ingredients...

mushrooms, berries, herbs.

But we also forage at home, right?

Trish, would you mind grabbing five random items

from the kitchen, please?

Anything to get off camera...

I mean, be back in five with five.

Can't wait to see what she gets.

Come on, let's get to floraging.

[enchanting music]

[birds chirping]

[all] Ooh. [gasping]

We could make something yummy out here...

like brownies.

Whoa, Susie.

It's like you readed Lil's mind, who readed my mind.

I was just thinking about browndies.

[slurps]

[sniffs] Pinecone.

[sniffs] Phil.

[sniffs] Chicken crackers?

Mmm, these will make our brownies

extra crunchy and chickeny.

[bubbling]

Do you hear that bubbly sound?

I gotta go see what it is.

Lillian, I do not.

Phillip, you do too squeak in your sleep, like eeh eeh.

No, I don't.

I growl, like grr!

Grr! I would never squeak.

I've never seen'ded applesauce in the wild a'fore.

Scoop some up.

The more, the messier.

[giggling]

Ooh.

I'll prove I don't squeak.

[snores] Grr.

[snores] Grr.

[snores] Grr.

You're not really asleep.

Am too!

You just woke'ded me up.

Huh, what's this pointy food-eater thingy doing here?

Phillip, look! [gasps]

What? Huh? What?

I see something out there. I think it's a...

Where? Ugh!

I don't see anything... whoa!

[grunting]

Aw!

It's so cute and cuddly, right, Phillip?

Phillip?

Down here.

Who tolded you to fall in a hole?

No one. I just did.

Wanna help me up?

[grunting]

Too far.

There's only two ways to get someone out of a hole.

And the first one didn't work, so I better go try the other.

I'll be right here, obviously.

Foraging... a lot easier in the pantry than in the woods.

For one thing, no pantry bears. [laughs]

Welp.

When you're stuckeded inside a hole,

first you gotta make it into a comfy home.

Plenty of light, musty leaf smell.

[sniffs] Ahh.

Soft, muddy floor.

Yeah, this will do just fine, wouldn't you say, Phil?

Sure, Phil.

Oh, I already maded a friend.

[sips] Ah.

Hole sweet hole.

[fog misting]

[light music]

Nom.

Found our secret ingredient...

carrot sticks!

Oops, maybe I shouldn't yell that.

Perfect!

Hello.

Did a porkypine run past here?

Uh, no, I don't think so.

Where's Phil?

Oh, he falleded into a really big hole.

Classic Phillip.

When my mummy and papa dig a really big hole,

they call it a pit.

Was it a pit?

Yeah, a pit.

But don't worry, I gots a plan.

I just need a rope.

- For Phil? - No, silly.

Phil's stuckeded in the pit.

This is for the porkypine.

- [rustling] - [gasps] Oh!

Gotta go.

If you see Phil, tell him I'm working on stuffs.

I've known Lil my whole lifes,

and I still don't understand her.

A head of cabbage, an orange, cooked turkey leg,

a rutabaga, and half a bag of cheesy popcorn.

Couldn't make it too easy for us, right?

[chuckles]

[phone beeping continuously]

Whoa, looks like you've got some fans already.

You know, with some tortillas,

we could make turkey tacos with orange coleslaw,

pickled rutabagas, and...

Cheesy popcorn on top for crunch.

- Let's do it. - Let's go!

[birds chirping]

Ah, I've been meaning to orderize the old diapie.

Look at you, getting stuff done in here, Phil.

Question is, what's going back in?

Only things I really need.

Phil!

Where is it?

Over there!

Wow.

Figures Phil would fall into the biggest

pit in the whole world.

Thank you.

I try... 'cept I wasn't trying.

We're all here to help you get out.

Well, uh, most of us.

Lil kind of went off looking for something in the woods.

Oh, that's all part of her plan.

Which is?

No idea.

Got anything to eat?

I can't believe we didn't bring you

our fresh-maked forest brownies!

We'll go get them. Wait there.

Uh, oops, sorry.

Oh, don't worry. I'm keeping busy down here.

Now then, where were we, Phil?

[porcupine snoring lightly]

Come here, porky, porky.

[gasps] Nice porky.

[chuckles] Let's go for walkies.

[squeaks]

[footsteps pattering]

You're not a very good listener!

Guess that's not the right kind of porkypine.

Hmm.

I'm confused.

Why would Lil go after a porkypine

instead of helping Phil?

And why doesn't Phil mind that he's stucked in a pit?

Only Phil and Lil know the answer to those questions...

and maybe the porkypine.

Phil! We're back!

Nice and slow.

We don't want these to fall all over the ground.

[grunts]

Whoa!

Brownies and a stick?

[munching] First, yum.

And thanks, I could really use this.

Yeah, well, we were gonna use it to pull you out.

How 'bout we come down and get

the stick and see your place?

Yeah!

Darsh, Tommy, I don't think that's a very good...

Ahh! [grunting]

Idea.

Brownie?

You can really taste the chicken crackers.

Ah, you know, being in a pit makes you

see what's a'portant in life.

[munching] Like what, Phil?

Besides brownies?

Can you say that again?

That was a lot of crunching... whoa!

Oof!

Well, this is cozy.

Good.

So we can all live here forever!

Darsh, we're not telling Phil he's stuckeded here

forever, 'member?

It's okay.

Lil's on it.

How can he be so calm?

What if Lil's never coming back?

Hello, Phillip!

I gots a surprise for you.

I broughted you a porkypine.

What?

[grunting]

I knew this would get you out.

A'course!

Who wouldn't know that?

Whoa!

You didn't mention he was invisdible.

Well, that's the bestest part.

And I wanted you to see for yourself.

Careful... he's spiky!

Aw, thanks, Lil.

I always wanted one just like this.

Phillip, give me a hand.

[grunting, straining]

- [grunting] - Oof!

[clinking]

- Mmm. - Oh!

- Delicious! - They're amazing!

That's all for today, everyone.

Thanks for tuning in to "Food with a Story"

with me, Jake, and my very special and delightful guest.

That's me, Trish.

Bye, everyone.

See you next time.

Trish, you were wonderful!

A real natural.

You bet she is.

Table is booked for the next three months.

- Yeah! - That's right!

Got some tacos, kids!

Dig in!

Here, Porky. [grunts]

Are you two really gonna just leave that taco there?

A'course, Susie.

Invisdible porkypines gotsta eat too.

Is it me, or is that common knottage?

Oh, no. It's not you.

[cheerful music]

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