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[drumroll]

[cheerful electronic music]

[dog barking]

[gasps] Oh!

Oh!

[tires squealing]

[music continues]

[laughs]

[giggles]

[dog barking]

[both giggling]

[frog ribbits]

[dog barking]

[laughs]

[tires squealing]

[laughter]

[dog barking]

[dog growling]

[gasps]

[laughs]

[light music]

[yawning]

[yawns]

I know it's early, but just think,

it's our first sunrise of the new year together.

I promise that was an excited yawn.

My mama says seeing the first sunrise

makes the whole year better.

I just need to tell that to my eyes.

I didn't get much sleep last night after story time.

You weren't scared of my mama's sock people, were you?

Oh, no.

Well, yes, but that's not why.

It's just that when my daddy does story time,

he always does all the voices from the book.

Um, yes, but does it bother you

that he makes the prince and the cow

and the mermaid all sound the same?

Oh, that's the best part.

It puts me right to sleep.

Same with me and sock people!

I guess we'll have to choose

which story time we do from now on

since we're going to be one family.

Kimi, Chuckie, here are your fukubukuro.

Thank you, Mama.

These are lucky surprise bags.

It's what me and my mama do on New Year's.

Oh, I don't really like surprises.

I can never see them coming.

But I do like crayons!

Your turn.

The fun of these is that neither of us knows

what's inside.

Wow. Thank you, Kira.

A teeny, tiny brush. Oh.

[chuckles] Hmm.

Actually, it's for eyebrows.

- I'll take it. - OK. [chuckles]

I didn't realize it was supposed to be

a surprise for both of us,

but next year, I'll get it right!

I hope you like my gift anyway.

"Reptar in Space on Ice: The Musical Experience"?

Today?

Oh, how sweet!

It's Chucky's and my tradition

to catch a big show this time of year.

So now Kimi and I have a new tradition.

- Thank you. - Oh.

Kimi, we're gonna go see a show, starring Reptar!

It's what me and my daddy always do in our family.

It's gonna be so fun!

But my mama and I always eat ozoni on New Year's Day.

- I guess we won't now. - Why not?

'Cause in a family, you only do one thing, right?

Right.

[horn honks]

Chaz, Kira, thank you.

I had nothing planned except making

my New Year's resolutions.

And Stu was just going to watch some domino falling thingy.

Domino toppling, Did.

And it's grandmaster Anton Chekmanoff's

last tournament, so pretty big deal.

But it's great to be here.

- Got you covered, buddy. - Not me.

My eyes aren't going to leave that ice.

Same here. I love ice shows.

And not just because it's funny when the skaters slip.

Can you believe we're gonna meet Reptar?

I waited my whole lifes for this.

Reptar probably waited our whole lifes for this too.

If he did, then his life must be pretty boring.

[sipping]

Reptar has a very 'citing life.

Did you know he's the firstest...

Skip it, baldy.

If you babies are excited about meeting him,

I don't need to hear anything more.

Thank you for the invitation.

Nyra's such a fan.

We know all the songs.

[singsong] We're ready to sing along!

What we lack in perfect pitch,

we make up for in enthusiasm.

[all] ? Let's start our day the hero way ?

? With a cosmic burrito or two ?

Family bow!

Wow, there's a lot more to this franchise

than I realized.

[whispering] OK, I do need to hear more.

Tell me everything about Reptar, quick!

Well, his favorite thing in the universe is the moon.

And he loves breakfast burritos.

- And... - Moon, burritos, got it!

Hiya.

Guess what I'm gonna say when I meet Reptar?

I practiced.

Rawr!

Hi, Nyra.

I didn't know you were also a fan of Reptar.

Of course. I know everything about him.

Me too!

I love how he eats burritos

and looks at the moon at the same time.

Classic Reptar, right?

I never thought of that. [gasps]

What else do you love about Reptar?

Uh, I just remembered,

I left my gummy candy on Tommy's head.

[whispering] More Reptar stuff.

Like, what is he anyway?

And what's he do all day?

Big space lizard, saves the universe

from his starch enemy, Arachno.

I love how Reptar saves the universe

from his starch enemy, Arachno.

Me too! He's so good at that.

[sipping]

[atmospheric music]

Wow, Reptar's home planet!

It's smaller than it looks on TV.

And colder.

Hello.

As your "Reptar in Space

on Ice: The Musical Experience" ushers,

we'd like to escort your little ones

to their own viewing area

while you enjoy the show from your premium seats.

Oh, that won't be necessary.

The floor is a rubber puzzle mat.

Well, that does sound nice and educational.

New Year's resolution number 39,

go with the flow...

done!

Mummy, can me and Angelica sit with you and Papa

so we can all sing along?

Of course.

I bet she knows all the words too.

Welcome, kiddos, to "Reptar in Space on Ice:

The Musical Experience"!

Whoo-hoo!

Yikes. Vibes are off.

Barry, stick to the cards.

If our friend Reptar gets into any trouble,

he might need your help along the way.

And how do we help Reptar?

We cheer.

You're not selling it.

- [dramatic music] - [cheers and applause]

Welcome, and happy New Year.

Are you ready to start the show?

[all cheering]

Don't slip!

Reptar, Reptar, whoo, whoo, whoo!

Look who it is.

It's Reptar's mama, Reptilda!

? In this ginormous universe ?

? Brighter than The brightest star ?

? There is a boy I call my own ?

? My snarling, darling Reptar ?

- And here he is, Reptar! - [cheers and applause]

? No hero is so green and bold ?

? His heart like a reservoir ?

? Full of love and silliness ?

? My snarling ?

? Darling Reptar ?

? Mama ?

? Why must you embarrass me? ?

? Although what you say is true ?

? Let's start our day the hero way ?

[all] ? With a cosmic burrito ?

? Or two ?

? RoboSnail? ?

? Ahead of me in line? ?

? I thought you were gone for good ?

? Why are you slither-sliming back ?

? Into my lunar neighborhood? ?

[sipping]

? Bonjour, my scaly frenemy ?

? You're not the only one ?

? Who starts their day the cheesy way ?

? Under the morning sun ?

[both] Hmph!

? You two were once the best of friends ?

? When you were kids, you know ?

? What if you need each other again ?

? To fight that evil Arachno? ?

Arachno's coming?

? Mama, I've faced tougher foes ?

? That spider will be no sweat ?

? I'll show Arachno a defeat ?

? That he won't soon forget! ?

[cheers and applause]

[steam hissing]

[cackles]

Did someone say my name?

[booing]

- Arachno, go home! - Go home, Arachno!

? Oh, the delight! ?

? Oh, what a story! ?

? I'll steal your moon in all its glory ?

? I take what I want ?

? I want what I take ?

? Getting in my way would be a mistake ?

[gasps]

? My breakfast burrito! ?

? Reptar, I'll handle this clown ?

? I'll be someone's hero today ?

? I've got a few tricks up my shell ?

? I'll do it the RoboSnail way ?

? I got this on my own ?

? No need for escargot ?

? Step out of my spotlight now ?

? 'Cause this is the Reptar Show! ?

Not for long!

[cackles]

Oh! Oh! Oh, look out now.

[laughs]

Oh, little guy's gonna fall. He's gonna fall.

Oh, no, Barry.

Is Reptar going to be okay?

He might be, Eve, with all our help.

Can you give him a big cheer?

- Whoo-hoo! - You can do it.

Come on, Reptar.

Reptar has to win, right?

Right?

Ha!

And spinny, spinny, spinny.

Off you go!

[cackles]

Toodle-oo!

? Everyone's favorite moon ?

? I want you ?

? Your big silvery orb ?

? Which all seem to adore ?

? Means nothing to me ?

? Just a mere trophy ?

[dreamy music]

- [sipping] - [munching]

? Everyone's favorite moon ?

? I will take you ?

? If fancy French snails ?

? And fools with big tails ?

? For you are willing to fight ?

? Then it's time, moon ?

? Say good night! ?

[singing off-key]

- No! - Not the moon!

We can't let Arachno take the moon.

We've gotta go find Reptar.

- All right! - On it!

He's probably stuckeded in that cave!

So let's un-stuckeded him,

and then we can help him stop Arachno.

What if we stop Arachno ourselves?

Hold on, Kimi.

I've known Reptar for a long time.

And sometimes he's too nice.

So it's better if we go help him

before Arachno tricks him again.

Well, Chuckie, I've been helping people for a long time.

And sometimes you help someone by stopping their problem.

Reptar, are you in trouble?

Has Arachno taken the moon for good?

We gotta do something.

Um, so which way do you wanna try?

- Mine. - Mine.

[crowd cheering]

[soft dramatic music]

[gasps] Whoa!

[chuckles]

[crowd cheering]

[slurping]

Hey, Becky. Want a sip, huh?

[whispering] Any sign of Reptar?

- Or Arachno? - Mm-mm.

Just some aliums wearing shiny space shoes.

? Arachno has to pee before the next act ?

? Why do they never put the zipper in the back? ?

Whew! Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.

He's right in front of us.

Let's tie his legs together.

No, no, no.

We haven't looked for Reptar yet.

He's probably hiding... Over there.

That's a tight squeeze.

But this might be our only chance

to jump rope-tie Arachno.

Reptar, it's safe to come out.

No Arachno.

Just two-legged peoples who wanna help.

Not in here.

Anyone find him?

Nope.

Just these alien people clothes.

[grumbling]

Forget Reptar...

Arachno's over there!

Oh! Oh-oh-oh! I'm not gonna make it.

I'm not gonna make it.

- Whoa! - I'm gonna have an accident!

Spider costume or no, I gotta go, go, go!

Anyone know how to get spiders

to come out of the potty?

Maybe we should break something.

That always gets Mommy out fast.

But then he'll see us

and use one of his super-spider legs on us.

Then I don't think this jump rope plan is gonna work.

Quick, put these spaceship parts in front of the door.

[all grunting]

[toilet flushes]

Hey, what gives?

Excuse me.

Let Arachno out immediately!

[grunts]

[door rattling]

[sighs] ? Relief for Arachno ?

? Back to the ice I go ?

Now what?

I know a way we could get to Reptar

without Arachno seeing us.

Tommy, Susie, can you help me?

I have a new plan too.

Who wants to help?

[cart rumbling]

[quirky music]

[all grunting]

[all exclaiming]

[shouting]

Your alien suit wrecked my tunnel ride.

Well, your tunnel ride wrecked my alium suit.

I was almost to the ice.

Nuh-uh, Chuckie, I was.

I think every plan is great,

but maybe we should just pick one right now.

No, picking one plan means

I'll have to look at sock puppets

at story time for the rest of my life.

Or I'll have to hear voices that all sound the same,

even the cow.

Well, that's it.

We're a family now.

And in a family, you can only do things one way.

- Uh, that's not actually true. - Yeah.

When me and Phillip can't decide

which of our ideas to do,

we just try a whole nother way.

And it's usually even betterer.

- Up top. - Uh-huh!

[laughter]

Hope everyone's had their intergalactic green popcorn

because our favorite space-lizard is back.

And he's hungry too...

For justice!

- [cheers and applause] - No time to stop Arachno.

Or help Reptar with a plan.

But what if we put our ideas together?

For a whole nother way!

[lighthearted music]

? I'll tie Arachno with this rope ?

? Before you can say "tout suite" ?

? That's French for "right away" ?

? Reptar, my plan can't be beat ?

? I'll trap him first with this net ?

? With just one mighty roar! ?

? That's lizard for "get it done" ?

? Arachno will rule no more ?

? Do you hear yourselves with this talk? ?

? Can't you see in front of your face? ?

? There's something here you both must do ?

? It's a matter of life and space ?

Robie, are you understanding this at all?

Oh.

You haven't called me that since we were small.

- [all] Aww! - [cheers and applause]

She's saying, help each other do both your plans,

ya dumb space creatures!

What?

So I pretended to care about some ginormous green dinosaur

just 'cause you liked him.

But I can't keep that up.

So what?

We have other things to be friends about, right?

- Hmph. - [sighs]

- [dominos clatter] - Oh!

Grandmaster Chekmanoff toppled too soon!

Bested by a ten-year-old.

That's why this sport is so fresh.

Domino toppling will never be the same.

Poor, poor Anton.

Great skating.

Could my mama be right?

She does have a point!

[both] ? We were once the best of friends ?

? When we were kids, you know ?

? And we could be that way again ?

? If it helps to beat Arachno ?

[triumphant music]

? This is all happening so fast ?

? And yet it couldn't come too soon ?

? Time to let the past be the past ?

[all] ? Nothing matters but our moon ?

[both] ? Arachno ?

? We are ready for you ?

[grunts] Pardon me.

[both] ? We said, we are ready for you! ?

[clears throat] Excuse me.

- [both laugh] - Ahh!

Get out of here!

[gasping] Ahh! [crowd gasping]

My big moment!

- Babies? - What's going on?

Wow, my glasses must be dirty

because those actors look an awful lot like our kids.

That's because they are our kids.

But here's a microfiber cloth.

- Pardon us. - Ah!

- Excuse me. - Excuse me.

- Coming, pups. - Baby on the ice.

Coming through. Babies on the ice.

- Dad's coming through. - Heads up.

Barry, we are so fired.

Uh, but we can keep these sweet name tags, right?

? Babies on ice ?

? Isn't that nice? ?

Mr. Reptar, my little brother knows you're scared of Arachno.

So we want to help you take him down!

- [all] Aww! - Aww.

- Aww. - [chuckling]

And we thought you can use this

to tie up Arachno's legs.

? Hey, that's a pretty good plan ?

? What do you think, Robie? ?

? Oui, oui, I agree ?

? Let's try it, la-di-di ?

? Did you all change the show? ?

? Why am I the last to know? ?

[laughter]

Wait, wait. What are you doing?

Oh, no!

This wasn't in rehearsal!

Roar! Three cheers!

- Superb! - Roar, roar, roar!

[crying]

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

[all cheering]

[laughter]

Kimi, that was amazing!

You're a true fan of Reptar.

Well, I wasn't before.

But now I am.

We have so much to talk about!

Come on!

I can make us matching Reptar friendship bracelets.

No one told me there were bracelets.

I would have kept pretending to care!

Well, what an unexpected yet delightful twist

to our adventure.

Farewell, space travelers!

This is called ozoni, New Year's mochi soup.

To everyone's health and happiness!

- [all] Happy New Year! - Thank you, Kira.

[laughs]

- Ah! - [laughs]

[munching]

See how Kimi does it?

That's how I'm gonna eat ozoni from now on too,

instead of slurping.

Oh, you don't have to.

There's lots of ways to eat ozoni,

like your way, Chuckie.

Hey, let's see if they taste different each way.

- [slurps] - Good idea.

What do y'all think?

Doin' it!

Way ahead of ya!

[laughs] Soup is soup.

[speaking Japanese]

Happy New Year, everyone!

[all slurping]

- Yum. - Mmm-mmm, that's good.

[cheerful electronic music]

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