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[drumroll]

[cheerful electronic music]

[dog barking]

[gasps] Oh!

Oh!

[tires squealing]

[cheerful electronic music]

[laughs]

[giggles]

[dog barking]

[both giggling]

[frog ribbits]

[dog barking]

[laughs]

[tires squealing]

[laughter]

[dog barking]

[dog growling]

[gasps]

[laughs]

[quirky music]

Keep digging.

This is going to be our bestest Tunnel City ever.

I have big news.

You're all going to want to hear this.

It'll change your life.

You see, my eyes have been opened to "the way to play."

So, Pierce, we come here a lot.

I think we kind of got it already.

We know how to play Tunnel City, that's for sure.

But what would you say if there was a way

to do it faster and better?

Or even build tunnel to the center of the Earth

and still have time to go on the swings

and slides and stuff?

I'd say that's impostible.

That's 'cause you haven't seen the new, skate-of-the-art

toy Tricycle Kid made.

It does everything you want to do at the park.

Wait, I'll go get him.

Hey, Tricycle Kid! Guess what.

I never knowed that guy's name was Tricycle Kid.

I've been looking forward to this baby group all week.

Here you go, Grace.

The coffee's not hot anymore, but we saved

you some hazelnut creamer.

Thanks, but no need.

Today I had time to whip up my own matcha latte

with fresh-grated ginger and homemade cashew milk.

But how?

I have so many precious extra minutes in my day now

thanks to "Got a Minute" with Carlo.

You mean that KlickKlack click influencer

with the shiny hair?

That's him.

I knew it was something you'd all be into.

So I DM'd Carlo, and he's coming here.

Today.

Extra minutes.

Last time I checked, we all had the same 24 hours in a day.

[chuckles] Oh, Borry, your humor is so edgy.

[wheels squeaking]

Go ahead, Tricycle Kid.

Tell them how this all began.

Well, one day, I wanted to go on the monkey bars

and dig in the sand and ride the springy duck.

So I made this thingy.

You mean you figured out

how to do all those fun things with one tool?

Yes.

You were there, Pierce.

And I'm so lucky I was.

I saw it with my own true eyes.

I call it the Super Scooper.

It's got a digging cup, a sand shaper, and slide smoother.

And on top of that, it has grabby claws.

[all gasp]

Now, you might be thinking, I could use one of those.

Where can I get it?

I could use one of those.

Where can I get it?

Just ask.

I find parts all over the playground.

I love building them and giving them away.

So who's ready to start living

the Super Scooper life smile?

- I am. - Me, too.

Mm-hmm.

Excellent. While he works his magic,

I'll show you how I use my Super Scooper

on the monkey bars.

I say we stay here and keep digging Tunnel City.

We already started.

[grunts]

Sorry, Tommy.

I gotta see this monkey bars trick.

I got plans to become a real monkey one day.

Grabby claws.

This shovel and bucket work great.

We don't need a fancy new tool, right?

We could go see how it works.

Just to prove we don't need it.

[whimsical music]

Our is taking longer.

Tricycle Kid's making us a special order.

We're getting a double.

Twice as super, twice as Scooper.

Why don't we dig right here with my shovel

until it's ready?

[chuckles] Oh, we can't go back to playing shovels now.

We've seen too much.

Thanks, Tricycle Kid.

Worth the wait.

You want one, Tommy? Chuckie?

No, thanks, Pierce.

Me and Chuckie gots other stuffs to play.

This is my kind of bumblebee, made out of metal

and not buzzing around my earholes.

We know a fun new way to ride the springy aminals.

[chuckles] Oh, I don't think any

fancy homemade toy could make this dolphin any betterer.

Grabby-claw that side, Lil.

[playful music]

That does look fun.

Here's something else it does.

It can dig without even touching sand.

We don't care about stuff like that, eh, right, Chuckie?

Actually, you know I don't like getting

sand under my fingernails.

It's all skritchy.

Maybe this Super Scooper is on to something.

Wow!

All the dig with none of the skritch.

Tommy, you gotta try it.

[children giggling]

Try this out, Tommy.

Feel the smooth curve of that Scooper?

That's what gives it the extra boost.

I can tell you're all smart buyers, okay?

So I am only showing you my best products.

This time-saving apparatus goes right over the bathroom door.

It's for hair clips.

It's for toddler tie pins and one of 8,000 easily lost items.

And this is just one of the many organizing

tools Carlo showed me that saved me

those precious minutes.

So now I can enjoy having a color-matched library.

Whoa, Deed. Think.

Do Tommy and Dil even wear hair clips?

I don't want to limit them.

But shouldn't you at least wait until one of them

has hair?

[chuckles] Of course it's multifunctional, people, okay?

It does double duty as a sock sorter.

I'll take two.

Good eye, my friend.

That's one of my best sellers.

The Kitchen Keeper.

Oh, yeah, a utensil holder?

More like a utensil rescuer.

It's got this extra clip.

That's where you put the spatula.

Saves oodles of time searching for it.

If you're losing a spatula, you've got bigger problems.

Some time saver.

All I see is them wasting time listening

to this schlemiel talk.

Who needs all this stuff?

Every generation wants to think

they have all the answers.

I'm going to go talk to them.

[grunts]

How did I live my whole life without this Super Scooper?

Pierce, tell us again about the big dig.

Well, they say that when Tricycle Kid used his Super Scooper

to dig all the way through the center of the Earth,

he saw kids on the other side digging back to our very own sandbox.

- He did? - I knew it!

- What? - Wow.

I want to see the upside-down kids.

You think we're almost there?

We might have to keep digging for a long time.

Like till we're four.

We just need another helper.

[giggles]

[giggles]

Got the perfect volunsteer.

Good call.

He's strong.

I've seen him kick over a whole tower of blocks.

[babbles]

[giggles]

Keep trying.

[sighs]

I wish we had Super Scoopers when we were his age.

Imagine if we'd started then.

We coulda digged to the moon by now.

Ba-ba!

No, Dilly.

Like this.

[grunts]

Ba-ba.

Uh, Dil, can we focus?

Ba!

[giggles]

He's still stuck in the old ways.

Poor guy.

Watch.

Scoop and toss.

See?

[giggles]

Come on, Dilly.

Why do you keep digging with your hands?

Oh.

[laughs]

'Cause it makes sense.

He's a baby.

He was borned knowing how to dig.

Huh?

We all were.

Phil, Lil, look at Dil.

He's digging his own way, and he's happy,

just like we were a'fore.

Susie, Chuckie, Tunnel City wasn't about digging

fasterer or better.

It was just about digging.

[together] Huh?

Tricycle Kid, you gots to make him see the blight.

I never meant for all this to happen.

I made the Super Scooper for myself because it was fun,

not to take over the whole playground.

I guess a baby had to show us the way.

[giggles]

Look, there's no shortcuts or magic fix in parenting,

no matter how much you think you know.

It's messy for a while, and then it gets better.

That's the answer.

Of course, noshing on a delicious blintz

might make things easier.

I'm sorry, Carlo.

I'm putting all this back.

My mom's right.

There's no magic fix.

"No magic fix."

I'm calling that. It's mine now, okay?

New KlickKlack idea. No magic fix.

This could even be a podcast.

Okay, note to self. Call attorney,

set up podcast next week.

[sighs] Bye-bye to making that hand-knit

set of kombucha cozies.

[sighs]

You're better off, Grace.

[crow cawing]

I don't know how it happened, but this might

have gone a little too far.

We're here to tell you, there's no right way to play.

Mm-hmm.

- So true. - We're free.

Come on.

[grunts, giggles]

Let's dig!

Well, see you all around.

I'm going to go play with my new slider thingy I just made.

And we're calling it the Green Gizmo.

Wait, what does that do?

Green's my favorite color!

- Can I get one? - Tell me more.

[giggles]

[upbeat music]

Mommy, why did Nana Judith send me this game?

Because, darling, she and Grandpa Julian live far away,

and they want you to remember your cousin Simon.

Uncle Simon.

Because he's my new little stepbrother.

[phone buzzes]

Drew!

You won't believe my mother.

I'd rather remember him this way.

Wouldn't you, Cynthia?

Mother, really, how could you drop your child with us

for a week while you and your third husband...

Fourth! If we're counting Oakley.

Your 48-hour marriage?

Sure, fourth, and probably not your last.

[chuckles] Let's not cast me out just yet, eh?

[chuckles] So nice of you and Drew

to watch Simon while my bride and I

are off on our spectacular Antarctic cruise.

Yes. I'm almost envious.

While you're bonding as a family,

we'll be shivering on an iceberg feeding penguins.

Mommy, are we there yet?

Angelica's very needy right now.

Not the best time for a visit.

There he is.

Oh!

Give him a kiss for us.

I'll try to call every day, but it's the South Pole.

Who knows?

[ship horn blares]

Anchors aweigh!

- Ciao, bambinos. - Say goodbye, darling.

Mother! Mother!

Mother!

Angelica!

Wonderful to see you.

And Cynthia, oh, lovely, as always.

Careful. You might catch flies.

[chuckles]

My mommy says you're going to be here a while,

so here's what toys you can't touch...

Cynthia's Perfect Penthouse, my scented crayons,

anything with a face, and...

[chuckles] Oh, Angelica.

You must realize I'm much older.

I don't play with toys.

But since you do, I brought you a little something

from England.

Ooh!

We'll work on your manners later.

Now, I need some proper hangers for my blazers.

Angelica, can you show your cousin...

Uncle... Where the bathroom is?

Ah, yes, here we are.

There better not be any lizards in there

like the ones you tried to put in my mommy's birthday cake.

[chuckles] You really are most suspicious.

Am not!

Whatever that means.

Hey!

I didn't say you could put

your toothbrush in my cup.

[gasps]

Here at Tommy's, if there's bossing around to be done,

it comes for me.

No taking toys, no making faces at Dil,

no calling Spike smelly, no...

Good to see you again, Thomas.

I brought you this gift from England.

Look what your Unkie Simon gaved me!

Ah! We haven't met.

But here's a little token of my future affection.

[babbles]

OK, what gives?

You don't even know drooly Dil, and the last time

you saw Tommy, you put a icy pop down in his diaper.

I see what's going on now.

Finally, you remember!

It was a classic.

And what's a little freezer butt to a baby?

I meant, I see you're stuck in the past.

I've changed, Angelica, as people do.

But you, it seems, haven't.

Pity.

I mean, what was my mother thinking?

I've got no use for a younger sibling at this point.

I hear that.

Thank you, bro.

I mean, can you picture me with two children

at the same time for a week?

Wait, isn't Angelica in preschool the rest of

the week, anyway?

[laughter]

Finster, I need a word.

Sorry, Kimi, this doesn't confirm you.

Okay.

I'll get right to the point.

You remember Simon, right?

What if he came back?

[shudders]

So I'm not wrong!

He was terrible to you babies.

[gasps]

Hello, Chuckie.

Look what I have for you.

It's from England.

No one ever gave me a comb a'fore.

Does anyone see what's happening

here with this squirrel-brain?

Um, Angelica's not trying to be mean.

She's just not used to sharing attention.

Angelica, Kimi, wonderful news.

I've arranged for Uncle Simon here

to attend your preschool all week.

- Yay! - [gasps]

Night-night, princess.

You okay over there, Simon?

Brilliant.

Thank you.

And may I say, Drew, it's a pleasure having

you as a brother-in-law.

Ah!

Right back at you there, uh, young man,

ah, sir.

Daddy, can you hand me Wigglebear

in case I have any bad dreams?

Ooh, would you like to borrow my sleep mask?

It smells like cinnamon.

[blows kiss]

[growls] Stop pretending to be nice.

Ah, suit yourself.

[bird screeches]

Good morning, darling.

Are you ready for preschool with Simon?

I sure am.

[mumbling]

Ooh.

Are those... [chuckles]

[gasps]

Not the macaroni!

Mommy!

Daddy!

[both cackling]

[screams]

I do believe in paying attention to dreams.

I've often circled back to one of mine about flying bunnies.

But yours is a doozy.

What are you going to do?

Nothing.

Simon will show his true colors soon enough.

Attention, children.

We have a very special guest from the Commonwealth,

also known as Merrie Olde England for all

you Elizabethan-era fans.

Is that a royal crest embroidered on his blazer?

He just gave me his picture!

Wait, what... Angelica!

His name is Simon, and he's here for the whole week.

So let's all introduce ourselves...

Thank you, Mr. Garth. I'll take it from here.

Oh, ah, yes, yes, yes.

I'm thrilled to be with you at this fine American academy.

Let me be the first to welcome you, Pieman.

[groans] It's Simon.

And what's your name, my good chap?

Chap?

From now on, my name is Chap.

So what do you want to do first, Simon?

I'd love to play an American playground game,

like Follow the Leader or...

Simon Says!

Who's with me?

- Come on, people. - Simon Says! Simon Says!

Oh, if you insist, yes.

[gasps]

Simon says, walk like a chicken.

[all bawking]

Simon says, flap your wings.

- Flap, flap. - Flap, flap, flap.

Flap!

Crow like a rooster!

Huh...

[gasps] Oh, most impressive.

Simon says, go and hide somewhere

and keep your eyes covered.

Hiding isn't part of this game.

Cynthia, what's he up to?

[giggles]

Josh, can you scooch over a little?

Your clodhopper of a foot is smushing my pinky toe.

The name is Chap.

- Aha! - [gasps]

Just as I respected.

You set up a trick to dump this water on top of some poor kid.

Come see what Simon did!

[gasps] You didn't say "Simon says."

Simon says, uncover your eyes and come out of hiding!

Huh?

[gasping]

Why, Angelica?

Why?

I can't believe you would dump water

on your own uncle.

I didn't do it. He did!

Nurse Meghan, we need towels.

Hot chocolate, emergency cashmere blazer, stat.

Come, Simon, let's get you dry.

Angelica, follow us.

Dumping water on some kid is for amateurs.

Dumping water on one's own self and blaming you?

Genius.

[laughs]

Recipe for disaster every time.

[slurping] Mmm.

Oh, yummy.

Oh, I forgot, you didn't get any

because you're being punished.

[laughs]

Go ahead and laugh.

Everyone's going to know the truth soon.

I already have your classmates wrapped

around my little finger.

I'll rule the play yard while you stay inside

and pick up blocks, just like I planned.

It's going to be so easy getting those...

Oh, what's your word?

Squirrel brains in trouble, one by one.

You mean these squirrel brains?

[gasps] What?

Oh, hello.

Kimi, Begley, Chap, I...

I didn't see you there.

The name's Josh, you faker.

To think I coveted those crisp navy blues.

[grunts]

Angelica's the bad one, not me.

I'm so sorry, Char-Char.

You're saying that we need to leave our dream trip

and come get Simon?

Yes!

But the penguins.

Oh, no, Mother, you stay.

I can handle this.

Simon can continue attending Angelica's preschool all week.

[gasps] Judith! Judith!

It's for the best.

Don't you agree?

I think we'll all learn a lesson this week, Mommy.

Uh, Simon says, stay back.

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