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And in the blue corner, America's most famous porn star, Ron Jeremy.

The veteran of the industry who's appeared in over 1,000 adult films.

Ron Jeremy is to porn as Warren Beatty is to Hollywood.

Internationally famous male porn star Ron Jeremy.

The spy appearances Jeremy is one of the rarest creatures in adult video,

a straight male superstar.

Nicknamed the hedgehog because he's small, fat and very hairy.

The emperor of erotic films has appeared in more than

1,600 blue movies and directed nearly a hundred more.

The prolific Ron Jeremy is considered somewhat of

an industry cult hero to his thousands of fans.

As a child of the 70s and 80s, Ron Jeremy was

an idol to an entire generation and he still is.

You know, there's a office and then there's Ron, basically.

It's simple as that.

One of the greatest men this country's ever seen.

My good friend Ron Jeremy.

He's a legend.

He's a legend here.

Everyone wants to be Ron Jeremy.

They want his life.

I don't know how this little man, this little fat man get all these women, boy.

I don't know how he do it, but he does it.

The one, the only Mr. Ron Jeremy.

How much more, you know, explain about Ron Jeremy's?

It's Ron.

Ron is the man.

So we're still here just because...

I can't move right now.

I have no self-esteem.

I have no self-esteem.

Do you hate going home?

I almost hate myself.

I think I want to go find a knife and slit my wrists.

Are you afraid to go home to an empty house?

That too.

He's very short and he's got the big belly and his appearance.

His appearance, yeah.

Kind of slobbish.

Not what you'd expect of the world's most famous porn star.

It's easy to see how people get all these

misconceptions about all these kinds of porn stars.

Ron Jeremy, you should go to jail just for all the

things that you help make worse in this country.

I don't think you should be so proud of yourself.

You should be behind you, scum!

What you do is sick and afraid you should be shy!

Everything that you might think about somebody in the porn

industry is being a party or only caring about having sex.

He's complete opposite.

He could care less about that.

The funny thing is he's a real nice guy,

which is strange because you'd expect a prick.

He could give us a warning the sign said, oh, America didn't say a mile.

He's the sweetest person he doesn't drink, he doesn't do drugs, he doesn't like to

party, he likes corny things like the Lord of the Dance.

I think Ron is proof that somebody should have practiced birth control.

I think it's starting to wear on him that all he's been is a caution.

And he's trying to convince people, and rightly so, and himself, mostly,

that he's more than just that.

How the hell do you get out of here?

The Lord.

He's got years and years of work and a stigma is attached

to him and that's all that anybody's ever going to say.

I have no idea what I am.

How the hell is this?

How do we get out of here?

America is a forever hell, I'm fucking...

What's great about Ron is he loves being Ron Jeremy.

And the sex thing, he almost takes it for granted,

because Ron he doesn't even want to be that.

Ron Jeremy just wants to be at the comedy club.

Ron he wants to be legitimate.

My goal in life is to be an actor and to continue acting.

And that's my goal.

Everything else is just something to try out to show that I can do it.

My whole family's doctors, teachers, lawyers, ambassador, you know what I mean,

just government officials.

I mean, it's an incredible, incredible family.

And they totally support what I do.

And they don't, they think I'm in that case, but

they just think I have right to do what I do.

Hi, Bob.

It's nice to see you.

I wish you came to visit me when you were in town.

I always do.

I always do.

Well, not too often.

I was born in Flushing, Queens on March 12, 1953, four o'clock in the morning.

I remember when my wife came home from the hospital after having Ronnie.

She said that she happened to hear some of the nurses in the room.

And she commenting, you know, about baby Ronnie and what them said.

I think my husband would give his life to have something like that.

Ronnie, whom your favor?

Show Rodney what a real man looks like.

Okay.

Oh, men are created equal.

What bullshit?

Oof, his size.

I love a big guy.

And his size is a compliment.

I mean, he is so big, even when he stopped, he is huge.

Say, honey.

Where's your daddy black?

No, at least I don't think so.

Well, that sure does look like a black dick to me.

Ronnie, you have a really big penis.

What's that like?

It's fun.

I mean, how big is my penis?

It's two inches from the floor.

It's big?

But it's spongy.

I don't know if that makes any sense.

It's like squishy.

So it's not like a raging hard dick.

You know, like the spongy-osome is going to pop off the top.

It's just squishy.

So it doesn't hurt.

Here's a set of stamps dedicated to some of this country's most remarkable citizens.

That's right.

You know what I'm thinking about?

It's the well-endowed American series.

Yeah, there's adult film star Ron Jeremy, isn't it?

I can give you an honest answer.

I can do this.

It's nine and three quarters.

That's pretty scary.

The nine is in the same 10 inches.

So be it.

Please don't write in and correct them, okay?

They say 12 inches?

Shut the fuck up.

Okay.

Now, now what exactly is your problem with Ron and his coital contingent?

You die in hell, you Hebrew scum!

Now, do we need to go there?

Yeah?

Well, I fucked him up last night with my infected... Paul Steeke, Paul!

What are you talking about?

Did you see what your name is?

I'm a thing?

Mr. fucking Jew.

Jesus Christ, Mr. Shit.

He's Jewish.

He's Jewish.

He's Jewish.

I like most Jews you'll talk to nowadays.

I was basically a good Jew till I went to synagogue and got by Midsford.

And I pretty much forgot all about it.

Then I would go to the temple just for the Onyx

Shabbat, where you get the wine and the Danish.

I'd go for the Danish.

I'd skip the service.

You know, who wants the other stuff?

The rabbi, the cantor, nice guys.

Where's the Danish?

My name is Susan.

I've known Ron all his life because I'm his sister.

Ronnie was a terrific little kid.

He was always a performer from the time of elementary

school and doing little skits and performing for neighbors.

He always wanted to be the center of attention.

He always wanted to perform for people and please

people and make people happy and make people laugh.

Ronnie's mother had a phrase she used.

She said, Ronnie marches to the beat of a different drummer.

If I could pinpoint one specific event in any of our lives which had the most

profound impact, it would have been the illness and subsequent death of our mother.

My mom came down with Parkinson's disease when I was, I believe, in third grade.

Most of my memories about my mom are when she was at Parkinson's disease.

A lot of the times they would say I developed this humor to look up for the

sadness at home, you know, seeing my mom crippled and stuff.

As she became more and more incapacitated, ultimately

we had to institutionalize her in a nursing home.

She went downhill from there and died in the nursing home.

Here is my room.

You can see I have all my cars.

There's still a lot of goodies in here.

Oh, here it is.

There we go.

This is my old high school yearbook.

You know, Benjamin Cardell is a high school.

And of course, here's Maggie.

Something, huh?

He was popular in high school.

Girls were always attracted to him.

He always had friends.

My first actual divergentation was with a girl named Carrie.

So I was like, I think he was 16 or 17 when I actually had actual intercourse.

Stop!

He'll make me see!

Make you see?

And I, it was funny because I put the rubber on backwards.

So lubricated side faces me.

The dry side faces the girl.

So I finally put it right in the edge of her vagina and I'm going back and forth.

Basically, I screwed the rubber.

I don't think I even ever screwed the girl.

Oh, that's right.

Dynamite.

We're here to see Ron Jeremy.

Ron Jeremy, number one in the industry.

Ron Jeremy was my idol since third grade.

First time I ever saw people having sex was with Ron Jeremy on the Betamax tape.

He was my uncle's.

He still got the tape so we don't have a player.

I can't remember busting into my mom's boyfriend's

stuff and finding porns, you know, and just pop him in.

I'm like, whoa, who's that guy?

He's the best.

The guy's the best.

He taught me how to eat pussy.

The guy taught me how to fuck him.

And I'll do a little pussy thing.

Last question?

Yeah.

Well, what did you get in the business in the first place?

This is going to also shock you, folks.

I got a master's in Special Ed from Queens College.

I used to be a teacher.

And that's very scary.

That scares a lot of people.

When I was in college, I got my degree in theater.

I knew I wanted to be an actor.

But I also wanted to get an education degree because

I knew I had to have something to fall back on.

My parents always said to me, they'll never rely on an acting career.

You got to fall back on something.

I did teach for two years.

I student taught association for the advancement of blind and retarded, A-A-B-R.

I taught disturbed children, autistic kids, childhood schizophrenics.

Now, the Germans first took over Poland and quickly

took France and started air raids on England.

Any questions?

They knocked about my penis.

And then I had this class of 30 kids.

It was commercial retarded.

All kinds of disturbed kids.

An assistant teacher.

It was such torture because I knew I was not chasing my dream.

So I quit pretty much abruptly.

Now I wanted to act my whole life so I quit teaching in New York, started doing

theater off-Broadway, off-Broadway, Bronx, and the job market is horrible.

Do folks know what it's like to try to be an actor in New York?

They got hundreds of kids competing for jobs that one person gets and has no money.

He actually appeared in some small productions or fourth-Broadway.

He did children's theater, which in retrospect is an interesting choice.

And he was great.

And I realized it's a bitch.

You know, there are so many actors and so few jobs.

Damn!

And I said, what a ridiculous, pathetic situation.

I could be the greatest actor on planet Earth who's going to know.

I said, this has got to be something better than this.

We got into this whole line of work purely by accident.

His girlfriend, you know, submitted a picture of his at the Playgirl magazine

for a section in the magazine called The Boy Next Store.

But some of the secretaries, you know, that I worked with, had copies of Playgirl

magazine and they saw the name and I told him it was my son

and some of the more forward girl says, I'd like to meet him.

People looked up our Hyatt in the phone book and got my

grandmother Rose Hyatt at the same address living downstairs.

His phone calls would come in at all hours of the

day and night because it's a national publication.

Hello?

Hi Ernie.

Who's this?

You don't know me, but I know you.

I've been watching you.

You have?

I think you're really a hot stud.

Me?

Yeah, and I think you've got the equipment to satisfy me.

My dad said to me that day on, you want to get

to this naked crazy business, you go ahead.

If you ever use the family name again, I'm going to kill you.

So for then I was wrong Jeremy, I used my middle name.

I don't want any confusion between myself and his line of work because I'm retired.

A director that approached me to do porn.

Design here on a dotted line.

I asked my dad what he thought.

As well, I hope he used it as a means to an end.

I hope he don't stick with just porn, you know.

I gave it a shot.

Alright, I'll sign.

Oh boy, boy, boy.

The first time I did porn, it was very scary.

I wasn't that good.

I mean, I had to leave the set to run upstairs and be with a fluff girl.

To be with somebody off camera, then run down

the stairs with a hard arm going, roll, roll.

My intention was to do maybe a couple of porna films and that's it.

Then continue doing theater, get some more breaks.

And a lot of the directors who were doing porn were doing mainstream movies.

So if I think if they like my work and porn, they'll put me in the mainstream film.

He befriended the right people or the right people befriended him.

And he began to perform in one movie after.

Another movie after.

Another movie after.

Another movie after.

Another movie.

My name

is Greg and I carry a badge.

I also carry very much dick.

And I'm probably the prettiest man to sign of the Mississippi.

If I could keep my mind and my job and none of

my privates, I'd be a much better private eye.

It's a shame.

What do you think, Cheryl?

All you need is a really good crocodile case.

If you want me to pee all over your face, I'll gladly save up alone.

Let's get it.

Adam!

Those girls!

Yeah.

They're having the pussies.

They're hoes and they're all sealed up tight.

All I want is a room somewhere.

Pork, gink, any in her dairy air.

This is still the land.

Each within these rolling hills and fertile valleys.

An entire community of rubber and latex sexual implements exists.

I was in a great era, late 70s and 80s.

You know, it was the golden era of adult.

We had, there was no Viagra.

So not anybody could be a porn star.

We had no HIV tests every single month.

So, you know, I was around in a great, great era.

The golden age of adult films, in my judgment, ran from 75 to about 83.

You look at those movies and they are actual productions that many of which

could compete on a level with any of Hollywood's better B movies.

Southern France, 1918.

To make the world safe for democracy.

A time for heroes like Johnny Yang.

There were real movies, you know, when I got to fuck in character.

And I got to see my pussy 16 feet high on the silver screen.

That's an awesome sight, you know?

That really is awesome.

I am exhausted from battle.

I would like to bathe under sleep, yeah?

A dankishan.

Oh, but can't you play with this for just a little while, please?

I did inside Seika.

I told the filmmakers, who now own Coliseum

Video, that I can actually kiss my own penis.

And they go, you got to do that movie, you got to do that.

Give yourself a head.

I'm embarrassing shit like suck himself off, man.

I'm not a faggot.

I'm not a faggot.

Oh, yeah, go and keep doing what's sucking his own dick.

Whenever mainstream people talk to me about

doing porn, they always bring up this one thing.

Did you really suck your own dick?

Oh, god damn it.

You know, thousands of films I did, and that's what you got to remember, you know?

I don't say I regret it, but that's still even used to give me a little help.

Right, can you still suck your own dick?

That's what I want.

Yes, but not as a deep, again, the way I can't take as much in there.

I can kiss the tip at this point, that's about it.

Not only was Ron a competent woodsman, he was also able to provide whatever

visual, whether it was comedic or serious or somewhere in between.

If you wanted to have Ron fuck a love doll or you

wanted to have Ron cry, he was capable of doing that.

I would rank him easily in the top ten of all-time male performers.

Here's some of my trophies.

These date way back.

I got the erotic award here in 1984 for Susie Superstar.

So, how did you girls got a problem?

Fuck a lot, no kidding.

Hey, is there any way to talk to the man who's got the key to the backstage door?

You can get us in.

You get in.

If I get in, get it.

Be ashamed to be just close to miss out.

Well, what do you say?

You got beautiful pussy, ma'am.

Well, if you like it so much, why don't you lick it so more?

And then you can fuck it.

This is what it was way back in the early days, you know?

I think it's very brittle, these fucking things.

There you go.

Though he was in New York, he was one of the first people

to come to California, which that's where the business is.

There was two places where you could shoot hardcore.

It was either New York or San Francisco.

You never shot in Los Angeles, LA County, ever.

That was a bust.

That was a big bust.

From 72 until 88, for all intents and purposes,

the adult entertainment industry is illegal.

Making the movies are illegal.

Showing them is not, distributing them is not, owning them is not, but performing an

X-rated movie to be an actor and actress in an X-rated movie

during that period of time was tantamount to being a prostitute.

What are you in here for?

Cops don't like me.

I got busted twice.

I was a director.

I was paying the actresses for sex.

And therefore, I was considered to be a panderer.

So basically, I was facing some serious court time.

But they put me on a hold, on a freeze, until how Freeman's case went to the

Supreme Court, because that's that's precedent.

He won with a seven-nothing majority, because he proved that basically,

if you're paying an actress for sex, and that's illegal, any guy who rents the

tape could be a John, because we're doing it for him.

The other point we proved is that drag racing is against the law.

But if you videotape it, have a cop supervise it, it's legal.

Beating somebody up is against the law.

Put gloves on, videotape it, it's a boxing show.

So basically, the fact that it's being videotaped

or filmed gives it first amendment protection.

The Freeman decision, for all intents and purposes,

it gave a birth certificate to a bastard industry.

It legitimized us.

If there were sexual Olympics, he would have the gold medal.

We made a film with Ron Jeremy, where he actually

had sex with 14 women in a four-hour time period.

And to be able to maintain an erection through all this, switching condoms,

going from girl to girl for four hours straight,

it's unbelievable what he did was unbelievable.

The proof is in the tape.

And the pitch.

At any given time, there are about 24 reliable woodsmen.

Guys would keep good erections in the American porn scene.

You know, myself, Randy West, Peter North, Tom Byron.

You know, you see a lot of these same guys over and

over again, because not a lot of guys can do it.

A lot of guys try, and the real confident ones strike out.

Oh, I could do this easily.

Gone.

In a crew with about 10 to 15 men just standing around watching you naked,

stroking your dick, trying to get it up so you can fuck.

It's a little bit of a challenge.

I don't have time to wait for wood.

The guys I hire have to get up in three minutes, or they

know they're going to have holiday screaming at them.

Now you compound that by putting them in the presence of a woman who finally looks

up at the guy when he's starting to get an edge and

says, Don't look at me like I'm your girlfriend.

Just fuck me.

I want to get out of here.

Bingo, the guy goes limp and he's gone for the rest of the day.

You can't fake an erection.

And Ronnie's always got one, so...

I think it's all in the mindset, really, whatever it takes at that time.

And when you're a performer that is a veteran, as he is, you know what you got to do.

And he just basically knows.

I mean, his technique is clouded in mystery.

If we all knew it, we'd all be able to do it.

I'd say I can go, the best thing to do is to

head out of sex a day or two before a sex scene.

To be really extra good.

If you do mess around, just don't have an orgasm.

If you go much before that, that won't be any good, because if you wait too much

before having a sex scene, if you wait too long, then you're going to be too excited.

And then one stroke.

Oh, God!

You'll spend the entire scene trying to hold back, and that's not good either.

Here's the big studio out here.

What's it doing?

Today's the day's the anal, you know?

We're doing an anal today?

Okay.

I'm sure Ronnie will appreciate the nice smooth, soft cocoa butter skin.

Is this your first scene with me?

Oh, yeah.

Never done that before.

Are you looking forward to it?

Yeah.

See, Ronnie's been in the business as long as you've been on this earth 21 years.

I know.

Are you going to have an orgasm when you're with Ronnie?

Oh, you know I will.

Are you going to come?

Oh, yeah.

What's your favorite position?

Pile driver.

Pile driver is that what makes you come?

Yeah.

Hard.

You tell me a hard thing?

Yes.

Oh, yeah, because you're a good girl, huh?

Yes.

What kind of sex is best?

Anal.

Anal, sex is best, huh baby?

This is my husband.

Hi, I'm Skeeter.

Richard's my wife.

Yes.

No.

We're going to aim with backwaters.

Okay, so this is your pretty last look.

Oh, come on.

Let me remember me.

Don't shoot for a second.

Don't shoot me.

Don't shoot me.

Oh, Scott, you are asshole.

I was happy he says that.

No, it's a good part.

Here we go.

And... action.

He says that...

What the fuck is my first line?

That's what he says?

He's as famous as what?

He says that you're as famous as they come.

Okay.

Everyone thinks it's easy, but it's not.

Now all the cameras and crew standing around you, it's not.

Although with Viagra, you start seeing a lot

more guys, because now anybody can do it.

You know what I'm saying guys who, you know, wouldn't

be good performers pop a pill and they get it.

No!

I wouldn't take, I would never take a Viagra, because then you rely on it.

Then next time you have a really important date, you want to impress a girl,

you want to have a good scene in a movie maybe.

You'll have to pop the Viagra again, you'll come to rely on it.

I want to know that when the going gets tough, I can rely on me, and I can do

whatever I have to do, and I can count on some pill.

Oh!

Oh!

God!

Come on, guys.

Nice seeing you.

Thanks, Mike.

Thank you.

Say thanks, Ron.

Say thanks, Ron.

Say thank you.

Bye-bye, honey.

He can count down to ejaculation.

Stroke wise, he can start with five, four, three, two, one, and he can come on cue.

No one in the business can do that, and there's ever been able to do that.

When he counts down from ten to one and on, and he doesn't do ten, nine,

wait a couple of seconds.

No, he's like ten, nine, eight, seven.

On one, he's blasting all over the place.

That's incredible.

Five, four, three, two, one!

Let's say you are too excited.

Let's say it's a gorgeous girl.

There's no rubbers, she's driving me nuts.

She's riding on top of me, which is the hardest position to control.

She's bouncing like crazy, and I'm going to let go with one more stroke.

That takes such a hard mental concentration.

You've got to think so carefully about something in your mind, disgusting.

Like I'll think of Vietnam War casualties, German shepherds, farm animals,

my grandmother, dead relatives.

I'll say, look at my eyes, look at my eyes while we're doing it.

He'll say, oh, I can't, I can't, and he'll turn away.

He'll just turn his head completely.

And he'll be like dead dogs, dead dogs.

He'll be like, what do you mean dead dogs?

Ugly grandmothers, ugly grandmothers.

He'll start saying things out loud.

So what are you talking about?

I have to think of something, stop it, and I'll just pull his hair.

Look at me.

I'm going to lose it, and he'll pull it out, you know.

He won't lose it, but, you know.

That's a lot of concentration.

You know, thinking so hard in your mind that what's going on is not even relevant.

You're not even thinking about that.

Because if you do, you're going to explode.

That's real concentration.

And in a way, you know, I love people to realize the fact

that in a way, it's a real pure, pure form of acting.

It's really acting and it's well-timed best.

It's the kind of acting that Lee Strasburg and Stanislavska used to teach.

You know that you're so immersed in your character.

You're inside looking out.

And the audience doesn't exist.

You're inside your character looking out.

So, so dick, can't think.

That's what you're here for.

Years ago when we shot on film, there were real characterizations.

There was good dialogue, good scripts, and a lot

of the actors did a really good dialogue scene.

And then screw it like they always screw, you know.

I would try to take the character right into my sex scene.

Can you do something for me?

What?

I mean, can you do something my wife never does?

What?

You talk dirty to me.

Oh, brother.

The way Ron talks during his video is the way he jokes

in the middle of a video, in the middle of a scene.

It really keeps the viewer, it keeps her ears open, you know.

He's putting down a good scene.

He's fucking a girl really hard, and then you get a chuckle here every now and again.

More.

More, more can I say.

Oh, I'm sure.

Talk about your asshole, okay.

Why, you're in my conch.

I'd like to see Richard Burton, or Sir John Gielgood, or Sir Lance Levy,

eh?

Do Macbeth, memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner.

Is that Justine?

Justine Jones, come here.

Come on, Justine.

I haven't seen you since I died.

I always know that you didn't make it down here.

How did you die?

He is considered to be, by the way, the best

conalingas artist in the history of this business.

There isn't a woman who's been gone down by and was complained about it.

Because he likes to eat, it's just another meal.

Ron Serum, he can eat a... can I say that?

Pussy.

This is a man who was eating more pussy than all the cannibals in Africa ever did.

Of all the men in the business, Ron is the best at giving oral sex to a woman.

He eats the best pussy.

Apparently Nina Hartley taught him a how.

Because apparently when they first got together

like this, Ron Jeremy was just going after the clip.

That was it.

And you have to work around the whole pussy kind of thing and inside and stuff.

And so that's where his really good expertise came from.

I love your love-giving head.

I really do.

I think it's nice to do it because, you know,

girls like and you do a nice job with it.

Nothing gets them excited.

That in turn gets me excited.

You see, some women are lucky because they

can get satisfied with a variety of methods.

They can come up with a finish line.

They can have an orgasm.

But there are some girls, maybe even out there, that has to be very, very specific.

What it does to get them off.

For example, if you lick clockwise, it's still good.

The cannibals have to be up and down.

Gotta go in the labia major.

No, no, no, no, no.

This way, clockwise, cannibals have to push a one finger in.

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh!

Everyone likes it different and sometimes it has to be just that specific.

I masturbate with Jeremy's video every day.

Or not every day, but every other weekend.

Wow, what is it you like about him so much?

The way he's licked pussy.

Yeah?

I want to do a three song with him.

See who's the best.

If I can lick better or he can lick better.

I really don't know how many women Ron actually

has slept with, but he has 1,800 movies.

Now, some of them were two scenes in the movie.

Some were one scene, if some were no, some were just dialogue.

So let's say we average out to one scene each movie, 1,600, right?

So that's 3,600 there.

It's going to be at least $2,500, $2,500.

And another 2,500 different girls in private life.

Socializing?

It's going to be at least $500 to $1,000 over the years, I guess.

But even very conservatively, 4,000 men up.

One little action like me, Chris.

I didn't get paid.

Come and tell us that y'all want to be a porn stop.

Come and tell us that y'all want to be a porn stop.

Come and

tell us that y'all want to be a porn stop.

Having so much fun.

He's all right.

Ron ain't bad.

Ron ain't bad at all.

He's got a big dick too.

I don't know how this little man, this little fat man, get all these women, boy.

I don't know how he do it, but he does it.

It's a name or a bank account, one of the above.

Or a big dick.

I think it's a big dick that gets him over.

The interesting thing about Ron is that he could still

be getting a lot more than he does, but he is calm down.

He's not so many obsessive about.

Back he used to be.

You know, in the old days, I went to Plato's retreat.

I used to go to all these big, swing clubs all over the country.

It was really a thrill doing my girl after, girl after, girl on orgies.

But you know, since the virus got so known and Clemente is out there and trick him on

all this stuff, I get tested every single month.

You know, the more I do, the more I take a blood

test, the more I got a panic and get annoyed.

Hey, hey.

That was always the part I hate.

Like my age test.

They're taking the blood as a lot of me.

It's the half art way for the results that's a little painful.

This is nothing, really.

You get used to this, you know?

Even though they say that girl to guys is very, very difficult,

and I've seen no cakes, and she hasn't seen any cakes.

You always wanted to give me that one shot in a zillion that maybe you're at,

you know?

So each month you wonder, what did you do this last month?

What did I do that was careless.

That makes you nervous.

Now the sweat starts.

Is that right?

Yeah, that's right.

This is why I hate.

I got a way to have time for my first results.

I watched the process because it is interesting.

Seeing how they do it.

My hair on the phone, I wonder what she's saying.

Like I always get nervous.

I'm thinking, that's why I couldn't stand waiting out here.

Because you know, I would hear it on the phone seriously.

So I go, what?

Oh no.

She was telling it to a girlfriend.

But I hear that and going.

No, I'm thinking, something's going on in my blood.

So anyway, it's slice it.

It's the one big pain of being in the porn business.

But it's necessary and we absolutely have to do it.

No choice about it.

And I endorse it and I enforce it.

But that would be one good thing about eventually getting out of the porn business.

To be able to finally stop taking these things every fucking month.

I hope you have color film because it really turns a nice shade of blue.

It's very funny.

It turns a nice shade of blue.

I got a huge problem.

By the color of your shirt there.

Yeah, we didn't want it to turn this color.

How long did it take for that to ask the student how long about it?

It's finished.

He dodged another bullet, Ron.

I mean, I'm okay.

That was awfully quick this time.

I actually let him shoot that test.

I was going to rock something to ask.

The 46 years on this planet, I've gotten one

case of gonorrhea and one case of the crabs.

Before I even got into porn, I got a pretty good record.

Because in my 21 years of porn, I got nothing.

I have to say his biggest flaw would be his cheapness.

Ronny is so tight that he squeaks.

He pays for nothing.

He's a tight wad.

He's cheap.

You name one Jew that money is not important to.

When you see him in the airport, he's carrying a glad bag.

That doesn't mean he's changing guards bags.

That's his luggage.

Yes, I do steal these.

I'm supposed to turn it in after I left the flight.

But no, I think I can see a free movie again.

Hey, look, I saved one of the five dollars.

I fly so damn much.

What the heck, you know?

And yet, he can be an incredibly generous person.

Ron, actually, I don't know if he wants anyone to know this or not, but he

actually anonymously bailed me out of jail once I didn't think I ever knew about it.

It's rumored that Rod is one of the wealthiest

people in the adult entertainment industry.

There's a reason why I'm saving my money.

It's for my future.

I want to be independent.

I saved my money.

What are you saving your money for?

The future.

Not a car.

Not this and that and isn't that for the future.

And I've done it.

I know that you can't take it with you.

I understand that.

So maybe leaving a good chunk for my kids whenever I get them.

The guy's a multi-millionaire.

He's been in 4,000 films.

He hangs around the set for peanuts to get a blowjob.

From a chick that recognized him.

Let's see what this is.

Let's see what this is.

Does porn degrade women?

Oh, they're paid way better than we are.

I've been around 21 years.

A girl brand new in the biz will make more than me.

Her first day on the job.

We're all sex objects in a porna film.

It's a porna film.

It's meant to entice.

So if you're going to say it degrades women, also degrades men.

One quick thing with Ronnie in the world.

You're going to say it out right now.

We might do something else anyway.

Maybe I'll get very first.

No, I don't want to give you a hit.

Oh, that was okay.

He's a very important person.

He's known.

And maybe by working with him, I can say maybe it'll take me a step up.

He's a great person.

It's a pleasure for me to work with him.

Can you finish like fast?

It's going to be about five minutes anyway.

How are you going to come?

Oh, if you're back.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, you're so funny.

No, but I can't.

Oh, you can't do honey.

It's going to be like this or something like that.

I hope he was like 20 years younger.

I mean, I like old men.

There's a story about Ronnie that there are women who

have been asked what they won't do in the business.

And they will say, I won't have sex with dogs or Ron Jeremy.

You're Ron Jeremy?

Charlie, I told you I never worked for this fat fucking pig.

There were women that didn't want to do Ron Jeremy.

And there was a time when it was circulated that

they didn't want to do Ron because of his hygiene.

He always looks dirty.

I know I've seen him shower, but he looks unkempt.

I guess because his body is so hairy.

Ron's famous for having girls ask that he shave his

body before they will commit to doing a scene with him.

Charlie, this shit ain't coming off, man.

Oh, my dish is glued on here.

It's like fucking steel.

A lot of girls go, that's disgusting.

What you do is disgusting.

And you're a fat pig, you make me sick.

Ron Jeremy's looking like he's fat.

I would never.

I would girls say that to me.

I'd say, well, you know, title to opinion, and then I usually leave.

I would rather work with Ron, who's, you know, overweight.

Harry, who has a great personality, who's a good friend of mine, then work

with some arrogant bodybuilder type of a guy.

I hate that more than anything.

Oh, thanks fucking stupid.

You know, I got a little bit of idiots, dude.

Here's a watch over idiots.

I wish you'd lose some weight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've got to stop and say, look in the damn mirror and

say, now I don't have to lose this fucking weight, you know.

Oh my God, they promised to photo-retouch this picture.

He says to me yesterday, he goes, you know, they

were supposed to airbrush this little bit of fat.

I'm like, Ron, it's not just a little bit.

This, here, and say for later.

This, he likes food better than pussy.

He's essentialist, and he loves things that feel good and tasty.

So of course he loves women, and of course he loves food.

Oh, it's crazy.

I think he is a glutton for life, and whatever it has to offer.

Oh, losing blood sugar.

Oh, here.

That's some cake.

Oh, good idea.

I was doing a doggy position, and I couldn't see the girls' ass on my penis.

I looked down and realized I had a huge dinner.

My stomach got in the way of my view of my penis.

I didn't feel so good.

She ate a lot also.

So many of us are addicts in this business.

Two out of alcohol, drugs, and Ron, he is too food.

He doesn't eat junk food.

He doesn't eat sweets.

He eats healthy.

And I just think what it is, is he eats just too much healthy food.

Ron, he never met a meal he didn't like.

And that's what I love about Ron.

He's totally non-discriminating.

We go to dinner, and he's like, you're going to eat that?

You're going to eat that like every plate is cleaned.

If you're eating a couple slices of pizza and you don't eat the crust, he will

literally eat the crust right from your plate.

A friend of his gave him this fork that extends.

He's amazing.

He is a walking garbage truck with a... with a website.

Ron, Jeremy, wow, boy.

You're my wife's favorite.

You know that?

Hey, Ron, can I have your autocorrect?

My pleasure.

Why is Ron so successful?

It's an obvious question.

Why?

Because he's fat, hairy, and ugly.

Because guys, people can relate.

And he's the gorgeous guy, getting all the girls.

The audience goes so what.

They see a schlub like me getting lucky.

He's like, oh, for everybody else.

He's my hero.

That guy's like a regular guy.

He's just a greasy looking dude.

And he's like the biggest porn star in the world.

I

signed it backwards.

This is America's youth.

Ron definitely has made a mark on this world.

I can't walk down the street without having 25 people shout out to him.

I mean, from all walks of life.

You really like Ron.

What is it?

I don't know.

It's that pizzeria owner look.

I don't know what it is.

I just love him.

I have all of his videos.

I watch him all the time.

He's hilarious.

I'm shaking.

I'm sorry.

We had more people lined up to see Ron at a CES show than the girls than the women.

I said, what's this or what?

He says, well, he says, I just got it.

Hi, Ron!

You're my hero!

Ron Jeremy is an American icon.

From most college men, they've all seen his movies

or got off to his movies at some point in their life.

We have many other stars such as Ronald Reagan and even Elvis Presley, our brothers.

So, following in good footsteps, right now,

Ron would rock in his grave if he saw this.

Now, you say he's not dead yet.

Yeah, this would kill him.

We're fucked up and he's in our frat.

Here's Ron Jeremy who's with us tonight.

So drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker.

He has a tremendous sense of humor.

He's a hell of a comedian.

Thank you, thank you.

Sorry.

Leading this girl's pussy backstage and I got her today's punch caught in my throat.

That is the worst act in show business.

Actually, it's getting better.

Why is this the best speaker a girl should masturbate with?

Because it's mine.

So I book Ron in clubs where he does an x-rated comedy routine.

Ron Jeremy!

Goes all over the country so much so that the clubs can't even pre-pay his plane

ticket because he never knows where he's going to

be coming from because people fly him everywhere.

He worries about New York as I book him twice in nearby New Jersey and he says

that even though he loves New York, he's from New

York and New Yorkers are just too tumble crowd.

And I'll be in the live mic while I walk on stage.

And then, as I think, as I press out the bomb, I'll

start saying, we got a really great show for you guys.

People drink here?

Yeah.

I know what you want to play because I'm really proof that anybody can get laid.

If it wasn't for a director getting action, I wouldn't get a dick,

let alone pussy, but I'm saying.

So the show's starting a little bit late.

I was backstage getting blown.

Well, he has no material.

He has no presentation.

He has no time.

Oh, we're getting it.

Get it.

Shit.

Look,

you know, this porno thing, it's not as much fun as people think, right?

I'm trying to go legit.

In fact, I just auditioned for an episode of George and Leo.

And I hope you get it.

I want to be seen in more mainstream films so that, you know,

they'll realize that I can do other things besides porn.

I'm not a stud.

I'm not a stud.

I'm...

Jizzmaster Zero!

Deep down, he wants to be a famous movie star.

Within a lot of B movies, within about 42 mainstream films.

Yeah, I got you.

Are you looking at me right now?

Yes, sir.

You saw what happened here, didn't you?

I saw her go over the railing of that, that you mean.

Unfortunately, from this angle, I couldn't tell if she slipped or was pushed.

Have you seen so many videos of Ron in it?

It's an every time I see it, I freak out, you know?

Oh, my God!

Ron!

Come on!

One thing I noticed about Ron and his cameos in movies...

He gets killed a lot.

He's done legitimate, but he's mostly done legitimate in small extra parts,

never as a principle.

Please, Lord, just any sign, just a sign.

Please, any sign.

Ronny once said to me, I want you to be an extra in a movie called Cobra.

He's still own film.

And I said, but I don't do that.

I don't need that.

And he said, oh yes, yes, be an extra.

So I didn't do it, but later on I saw the movie

and the back of his head was in the movie.

And he was extremely proud of that.

Ron's very proud of his bits and pieces of mainstream film that he's done, and he has.

He was in a film shot in France killing Zoe.

He was in killing Zoe, but this was it.

Bang, he was dead.

That's his whole deal.

He had to go to Paris for it and everything.

I don't even know why he bothers with that one.

I mean, we're all narcissistic in vain, but this man is a walking press release.

I hate meeting him.

He runs over to me.

Look at this, I'm on an MTV.

I'm here.

I'm there.

I stopped it.

Once I was in an elevator with him, I had to look at 32 articles about him.

Yes, he's famous.

Yes, he's entertaining.

But he's fucking boring.

Good morning, my movie.

Good morning, his movie.

Meanwhile, he sparks.

And I'm in the near post today, an article about Boogie Nights.

And what haven't you done, Ron?

I just got this yearning just to go and be

places, be seen, be the center of attention.

And that's part of that old ham thing.

You know, that gets us all into the industry in the first place, you know?

The desire to be a ham, to be noticed, universally approved, you know?

It's kind of like a disease.

He made a rap song.

You know that hit?

It was on the charts.

He runs at the Hollywood celebrities.

He loves that.

He loves that.

So, like, he's been crying for McRoy Hames.

Now, it's a great film in Ron Jeremy.

He knows everybody in Hollywood.

I mean, Ron has met everybody.

Tom Wies, Whalen Flowers, Polish Shore, Gary, Baba Boogie, Steve Curacy from Rat.

He's like a moth who goes to the light.

Jim Carrey, Linda Blair, Sam Kennison, Charlie Callis, Jay Leno, Robin Williams,

myself, and Sam Kennison.

And everybody likes him, because he's just such a character.

He craves publicity.

He craves notoriety.

I think that, you know, it's obvious because of his pursuit of the mainstream.

That pursuit has been dogged, dogged.

I'm going to be in Dallas to do a, uh, my comedy show.

Wednesday, I'm supposed to go do a rap video with Kid Rock.

I'll be on the Jerry Springer show Thursday morning.

Oh, God.

I have to fly from Chicago in the afternoon, right to New Jersey to Newark.

I have a workaholic attitude.

I think it's the lack of drugs that make it possible for

me to be able to work night and day and hardly ever sleep.

Ronnie just wants to be famous, and that drive, that drive that he has,

the drive to succeed.

It's a crazy drive.

It's disproportionate the way most people live, but that's why he's made it.

Because he'll sacrifice everything.

He will never miss a party.

Hey, Ron, we're having some city parties tonight, you want to go?

I'm probably going to check the thing out, yeah.

He's like a walking festival.

He's like a Mardi Gras.

God forbid somebody doesn't recognize him.

God forbid he believes, I think, on some deep level

that if he's not there, that party isn't happening.

I think really deep down on a true Freudian level, Ron

Jeremy feels if he closed his eyes, the rest of us disappear.

So Ronnie is a total nutcase.

So that there are actually parties in Hollywood going on, I'm not invited to.

It's very depressing.

I think Ron's one of those people that feels

like he's missing something if he's not out.

So he's always out.

You walk into a party in Hollywood.

You should simply wait for the criteria, and if

they're there, you stay up and not, you leave.

Number one, is there any celebrity at the party

who I can direct to my friends that I met?

Two, anybody who can help my career in any way, shape or form?

That's very important.

Three, great food.

Four, really good looking women, so maybe I can have nucky with.

I give food, actually, more important.

Five, some great entertainment.

He's had this really incredible phone book thing that

he's had for years that no one could take away from him.

You open it up and it's got millions of little tiny names and numbers scribbled in

this thing, and little lines drawing a person's name

to another name so he'll know what the connection is.

He'll talk to someone on the phone and he'll trace back the line, go,

oh, and I remember your friend so-and-so.

It's amazing.

I don't know how it's like a hologrophics or something that are indecipherable for

other people, but he can do it and somehow that's the way his brain works, I guess.

There's actually a wrong reason to this thing.

It says that's the LA list.

Here we go.

See, we should look at the heading.

See if I put this in order, outside USA.

This is any kind of state other than New York or LA.

Here's all my numbers in all of the Europe, like Buffalo, Albany, Catskills.

It also has the outside, eventually, ones, radio stations.

And how long have you had this book about, I guess, 12 years?

So anyway, funny story.

They're just finishing up running the movie where they'll be ready for you.

Alright.

Ron has actually one of the ugliest bodies and asses of anybody.

He can get away with this because he puts me in movies.

All I gotta do, you know?

Background, action!

You know, Ron actually performs in the film.

Detroit Rock City.

Oh, that's funny.

There's Ron on the movie poster.

So, here in the video, we're giving him a different role, but we felt it was

important that Ron make a presence in the video

since he's such a strong presence in the film.

Background, action!

We're backstage at a kiss concert, and Ron is one of the security guards who

is trying to keep our lead teenage characters out of the backstage concert.

I think he's a really funny actor, I think he's a very good actor,

and he's extremely professional.

He always knows his lines, he always hits his marks, he always gives a good

performance every take, and he works very hard

at that because he knows he has to overcome.

The stigma of being a porno star.

Although I have had a lot of nice parts in some mainstream movies and I've consulted

mainstream films, in fact, there's still a lot of

films I won't hire me because of the world of porn.

I mean, sometimes all this fame can hurt you, not help you.

I guess Ron just doesn't get the respect that maybe he rightfully deserves.

I think maybe the media has been a little harsh on him over the years.

Let's do a flower girl, always.

That's giving her a little flower girl.

Mr. Jerm, they're going to ask that you're not in

this segment that they're going to use you later on.

Okay, so can we go in and pull this mic?

Yeah, tell

them that he's got great stuff to talk about Mustang.

What'd they say?

Okay, yeah, you're out, unfortunately.

Go ahead and pull that chair to the side.

Because Hollywood can be so cruel that for people like Ron who are sensitive,

they really have to have a lot of ambition to get beyond the rejection or the hurt.

Probably he has been cut out of more movies he's been in.

Evidently he's been a whole bunch of films and he just

always has to cut him on the floor so he's paranoid about it.

He had a part in Ronin with John Frankenheimer

which they cut out because it was Ron Jeremy.

You got cut on the chase too which is one of

Adam's movies because they found out who he was.

People recognize Ron as a porn actor and immediately

will ask me to remove him from the final cut.

It's just simply a hypocritical industry.

It's a hypocritical world in general that jacks off to the exterior of the industry

with his left hand and pushes us away with the right.

I only got hurt by only two things really got to me

and really bothered me and the whole time in the media.

That was Jerry Butler's book bothered me a little bit

because I thought he was very mean for no particular reason.

And the article in New Yorker by Susan Faludi I thought was very mean because we

became friends and she said things that were

unnecessarily mean like I lived to gross people out.

Things that were very poison like I don't wine

insults, but it's got a little poison attached.

It kind of hurts me.

What's the matter?

Something dark?

No, worse, much worse.

Nobody loves me.

Why have you never been married?

Why have you never been married?

Someone's never got a cell phone.

I used to piss you off.

I want to be eventually a father and have children

and have a serious relationship with a woman.

How do you come now?

It can't be that bad.

It's probably worse.

To be an active person in adult movies, it's tough to

have a relationship because picture what it's like.

You have breakfast with your wife.

Full honey, I really enjoyed these Cheerios.

I'm going to fuck sake.

I'll see you Thursday.

How many wives want to put up with that, right?

It's tough.

And do I get lonely?

Sometimes.

Oh, come on.

It's got to be somebody that loves you.

Nobody.

I've never seen him have a real serious attachment to any one lady.

And I often think that it must be tough at times.

I think it's really great to be Ron Jeremy, but I think it could get awfully lonely.

Sometimes when you're not having a strong mate,

you do feel a bit lonely at times like that.

But then at times when I'm at a party with a lot of fun people around, which is maybe

why I like to party so much, you don't feel it as much.

So maybe the reason why I go to a lot of these parties is to feel less lonely.

Maybe doing movies is a way of feeling less lonely.

Maybe a lot of what motivates me are people in general is to feel less lonely.

I think Roni is totally a casualty of the world.

Nobody could be a Ron Jeremy without being damaged and dysfunctional.

I always tell Ron Jeremy, Roni, you're like the Tin Man.

You have no heart.

I had three girlfriends that I still love to this very day, Margie, Alice,

and Tanya.

They could affect my heart with a flick of the heels.

If things weren't going well, I couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, couldn't think.

Totally distracted.

That's when I realized that sex is simple.

Love, that's painful.

That's tough.

Tanya was the only girlfriend I ever had while I was in porn.

And maybe why it was so volatile.

The cleavage of your tush.

The top part.

The top part.

Just the top part.

The show is in a bathing suit.

You don't see that in the bathing suit.

Look at the cleavage in the top.

She's the closest I ever came to getting married.

We lived together in her apartment in Brooklyn.

It landed a little tough because Tanya went to quit the business.

She quit for her.

See, it's this old victim attitude.

It's not our fault.

She starts saying porn is bad, porn is evil, it's disgusting.

Yeah, you say this, but you're one of the highest paid actresses in the business.

Come on, quit fucking around, really fuck me.

She was sucked by 20-30 grand and only maybe six months of working in the biz.

And also had this really negative attitude about it and got religious.

Or just thought it was a mean, disgusting, vile, abusive business.

And meanwhile, you know, and then she hated me, hated everyone involved.

Oh, just give me a nice beautiful expression.

After Tanya left me, she fell over this guy, he was an idiot.

Rich came from Rich Home.

They had a baby together.

They divorced.

And it's Tanya.

I ran into her in New York about a year ago, two years ago.

I hadn't seen her in like nine years, ten years.

And she gave me a number to call her at.

And then it was no good.

Within a few days, the number was disconnected.

And it was the last time I saw her, know nothing about her.

It's amazing how time just changes things, you know.

Big film playing on theater as well as 13.

And that's me right there.

That's me right here, you know, of course.

Oh, cool.

Oh, yeah.

That's who that is.

Thanks.

I guess who that is.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

It's always, uh, it's like you.

This guy's been a big movie and I hope it does well.

The bottom line is Ronnie does want to be a serious person.

And he's not, he's a clown.

He's the clown prince of porn.

That's right, folks.

Please welcome luggage, Ron Jeremy.

You know, I think that Ron has a decent amount of time left and porn.

But, you know, that day will come perhaps when he cannot work in the industry.

Stay down.

Left just to each other for a season, right?

It's time for Ron to go on and reach his high potential.

Let him retire as a dig.

I need more mainstream work.

It's obvious.

I want to be at the point where I'm getting only

mainstream work and I've kicked goodbye porn for life.

You know, but I think it's still so tempting.

I still enjoy it.

He would really miss having the voluptuous women by his side and the swinger parties

and people yelling at him as he goes down the street.

Ron, you're the luckiest man on earth.

I want to have your life.

You know, it's hard to give up.

You know, I still think that a lot of his self-esteem and self-identity is wrapped

up in this persona that he's created as Ron Jeremy Guy.

He's been working continuously in the business all these years.

That's not an easy feat.

It's not an easy feat for somebody to be able to grow and change and adapt.

It is a survivor.

I personally don't think that a Ron Jeremy could come again in the porno industry.

There's no heir apparent to the throne of Ron Jeremy, or perhaps the toilet of Ron

Jeremy, which could also be considered to be a throne.

He's the one and only.

Ron Jeremy has done what every man only wishes they could spend ten seconds of

their life, though, and never mind their whole lives.

Is it all?

It's a nice thought.

It's really flattering.

I thought it's still rather being a Steven Spielberg movie.

That's true.

I really would.