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[cheering and applause]
>> john: welcome, welcome,
Welcome to last week tonight!
Ire back!
And we've missed a lot since
We've been away.
The iran war continued to
Escalate, with no end in sight,
We learned don junior's wedding
Weekend was bankrolled by a
Russian oligarch-- but don't
Worry, his dad says he paid it
All back, so nothing to see
There-- and ted cruz went on
Espn's college game day, where
The crowd gave him the exact
Reception he deserves:
>> they're producing enormous
Value and enormous skill, but it
Also puts reasonable rules in
Place, so for example, every
Player gets one free trade.
>> john: i do not like that man
Ted cruz.
I do not like him on the news.
I do not like him talking
Sports.
I do not like him wearing
Shorts.
I do not like him on tv, i do
Not like him trying to flee.
I do not like him in a tux, but
I love him being told he sucks.
[cheering and applause]
Also this week, kash patel
Appeared before the senate
Judiciary committee and answered
Questions about changes to fbi
Hiring rules, making certain
Types of conduct that had
Previously be disqualifying,
Suddenly potentially okay
And one of those types of
Conduct was pretty striking.
>> why would you even get into
Bestiality?
>> we are not into bestiality.
>> john: look, if you ever find
Yourself defensively saying "we
Are not 'into' bestiality",
You've already lost the
Argument.
And incredibly, that exchange
Continued:
>> these changes didn't start
With you, did they?
>> no.
>> someone came to you and
Recommended them?
>> yeah.
And when you saw bestiality-- i
Say this with respect-- the
Person who recommended it, why
Didn't you just say, "what
Planet did you parachute in
From?
Why do i want to lead with my
Chin and get into bestiality?"
>> john: that's amazing.
I just wish kennedy had kept
Going on.
"mr. Patel, explained what
Constitutes bestiality.
Hand job?
Mouth stuff?
Also, exactly when does gentle
Petting crossed the line?
And please, speak into the
Microphone so history can
Remember your answer."
And look, i'd absolutely love to
Spend the rest of the show
Talking about that exchange.
I have a particular set of
Skills, and discussing that clip
For forty minutes would finally
Utilize all of them.
You think i don't want to show
You a clip of the ass-shaking
Donkeys from encanto live at the
Hollywood bowl?
Of course i do!
You think i don't want to show
You that other clip of kennedy
Talking about sex that we're all
Thinking about right now?
>> i can't wait to have your
Cock--
>> john: stop!
Stop!
We don't have time for it!
And i don't like it either, but
We don't have time!
Unfortunately, we have something
Different planned this week.
Because we're actually going to
Dive straight in with our main,
And only story tonight, which
Concerns health insurance.
The thing supposed to cover
Anything bad that happens to
Your body, except eyes and
Teeth, as those cost extra.
They're the guacamole of the
Face.
Specifically, we're going to
Talk about united healthcare,
The country's largest insurance
Company.
As you undoubtedly know, almost
Two years ago, its then-ceo,
Brian thompson, was shot in
Midtown manhattan while going to
An investor conference.
And that killing was,
Noticeably, not exactly met with
Universal sympathy.
In fact, in some quarters, there
Was even support for luigi
Mangione, the suspect who's
Since admitted to the shooting.
>> this ivy league hottie named
Luigi is the robin hood that we
Never knew that we needed.
>> this is like a regular,
Everyday person becoming our
Hero, our vigilante.
>> universal health care now or
Free luigi.
>> john: yeah, luigi had a lot
Of fans, many of whom-- like
That guy-- supported him by
Wearing green hats.
Which must be so weird for
Nintendo.
This guy's been mario's sidekick
For decades without controversy,
It'd be like finding out every
Mario kart game had oj simpson
As a playable character.
But that was just the beginning.
A sign depicting luigi as a
Saint was projected on a new
York building like his album was
About to drop.
And supporters showed up at his
Arraignment dressed in shirts
That said things like "i love
Italian boys," and "cougars for
Luigi."
And, look, let's just get this
Straight out of the way: luigi
Is hot.
There's no way around that.
In fact, he's so hot, they even
Had to acknowledge it on the
News:
>> so much of, you know, the
Clips we were watching at the
Top of this segment are driven
By the fact that this is-- this
Is an attractive person.
>> you know, we've got to drop
The banner to show why.
>> and it is deeply troubling
That we are celebrating this
Person who's committed cold
Blooded murder--
>> yeah.
>> because, you know, he clearly
Went to the gym.
>> john: yeah, someone on that
Panel said, "drop the banner",
So viewers could understand the
Full extent of luigi's
Attractiveness.
Cheeky pecs peeking out is
Insufficient.
We are the fourth estate and we
Will show all four rows of abs.
But it's not "just" that luigi
Was handsome.
One reason many found it hard to
Completely condemn the murder is
That so many americans are
Furious with united healthcare.
In fact, shortly after the
Shooting, when a poll asked "how
Much responsibility do you think
Each of the following had for
The killing?"
78% said the killer held some
Responsibility, which, of
Course.
But 69% also blamed "denials for
Health care coverage by health
Insurance companies".
In fact, one of united's
Executives even coincidentally
Alluded to public anger at the
Investor meeting taking place
"on the day of the murder", and
Claimed it was all misdirected:
>> in no way you would design
Something as complicated and as
Contradictory and as difficult
To navigate as the system we all
Find ourselves in today, because
Nobody designed it.
It simply evolved.
>> john: oh, i get it, it's not
United's fault the system's like
This.
Nobody designed it.
It just evolved naturally.
It presumably all started when
This nasty bitch crawled out of
The ocean and therefore,
Regrettably, out of network.
And not long after that, that
Same guy gave an address to his
Company's employees, and offered
A pretty direct piece of advice.
>> i'd encourage you to tune out
That critical noise that we're
Hearing right now.
>> john: wow.
If someone shooting your
Insurance division's ceo won't
Make you listen to 'critical
Noise,' i'm not sure anything
Will.
Because it's pretty much the
Ultimate yelp review.
That man's andrew witty, and at
That point he was the ceo of
Unitedhealth group.
That's the company that owns
United healthcare, y'know, in
The same way that alphabet owns
Google or benson boone owns
Backflipping.
I know other people must have
Backflipped before him, but i
Cannot name a single one.
And, while you're undoubtedly
Familiar with united healthcare
As an insurer, because it served
Almost 50 million people last
Year, you may be less aware of
The sheer scope of its parent
Company, united health group.
Last year, it took in $447
Billion, making it the third
Largest company by revenue in
The u.s.
That's behind only amazon and
Walmart, and above apple.
It's almost unimaginably
Massive, as it doesn't just own
United healthcare, it now also
Has subsidiaries touching almost
Every aspect of our healthcare
System.
In fact, as the washington post
Put it, "in many parts of the
Country, a patient could be a
Unitedhealth customer from
Cradle to grave, starting with
Obstetric care and ending with
Hospice services."
And you should know: that was
Their aim all along.
In fact, in 2007, unitedhealth
Group's then-ceo, stephen
Hemsley-- who recently returned
To that role-- said the company
Was trying to be "a health care
System unto itself."
Which is a pretty far cry from
"hey, nobody designed this, the
System just evolved naturally
From the fertile crescent of
Mesopotamia."
And the very fact that one
Company controls so much of
America's healthcare is what
Makes it so infuriating when you
See just how bad people's
Experiences with it can be.
In fact, if you just search for
"united healthcare" on tiktok,
It won't take you long to find
Videos like these:
>> i am frustrated.
I'm living in pain.
And you guys are denying
Everything.
What is wrong with you?
United healthcare, get it the
Fuck together.
>> i have a surgery that's been
Canceled four times due to
United healthcare denying a
Claim.
>> i want somebody to go tell
United healthcare to eat a giant
Dick.
>> john: yeah, "telling united
Healthcare to go fuck itself"
Has become an entire genre of
Internet video, like "unboxing
Products" or "horny whispering"
Or "someone doing a dance trend
With their friend who's not
Quite as good at dancing as they
Are, which you feel is why they
Picked that friend in the first
Place."
And look, luigi's upcoming
Sentencing is obviously going to
Get a lot of media attention.
But it's important that noise
Doesn't drown out the broader
Frustration with united that his
Case also revealed.
So given all that, tonight,
Let's talk about unitedhealth
Group.
How it makes so much money, how
Big it's gotten, and what that
Means for all of us.
And let's start with the aspect
Of united you're probably most
Familiar with, the fact its
Insurance division has a
Well-earned reputation for
Denying claims.
So much so, in fact, the shell
Casings for the bullets fired at
Brian thompson were inscribed
With "deny, delay, depose"-- a
Reference to a common criticism
Of the insurance industry that
They "delay, deny, defend".
Basically, delay processing
Claims, deny paying them out,
And, if necessary, then defend
That denial.
Now, united will say that's
Completely unfair.
It loves to repeat the argument
That it actually pays out 98% of
All "eligible" claims under the
Terms of members' plans.
Which sounds great!
But remember, the company itself
Is the one determining what is
And isn't "eligible."
And the glimpses of data that
Are publicly available suggest a
Very different picture.
For instance, when kff examined
A group of 37 million claims
Under united's obamacare plans,
They found that in 2024, nearly
One in five in-network claims
Were denied.
But it's not just denials,
There's also the practice of the
Company requiring "prior
Authorization" for certain
Treatments, which can be the
Bane of both patients' and
Doctors' existence.
Just listen to this doctor who
Had to get permission from
United to prescribe someone a
Cheap, basic blood pressure
Drug.
>> i just got a prior
Authorization from
Unitedhealthcare for lisinopril.
I hope the whole board at
Unitedhealthcare gets diarrhea
Tonight.
>> john: yeah, i get it.
And in the interest of balance,
I should say that man doesn't
Speak for all doctors.
In fact, one actually issued a
Response to that video, that
Took a different tack:
>> now, as frustrating as it is
For us to have to do prior
Authorizations and other
Ridiculous paperwork for the
Insurance companies, i don't
Think as healthcare
Professionals, it is appropriate
For us to be wishing ill upon
Other people.
Except for the board of united
Healthcare.
Yes, may they have explosive
Diarrhea, not just tonight, but
Every night.
[cheering and applause]
>> john: perfect.
In fact, i'll go a step further.
I hope they get diarrhea every
Night and then have to pay a
Fuck ton of money out of pocket
To treat it because the
Gastrointenstinal distress
Associated with the guilt of
Being a healthcare executive
Turns out to be a pre-existing
Condition.
And on the patient side,
Fighting claim denials or
Seeking "prior authorizations"
Can be a massive time suck, too.
Take these parents, whose
Workplace insurance is
Administered by united, and
Whose child has a rare
Neurological disorder:
>> your experience with your
Insurer, if you had to sum it up
In one word, what would that
Word be?
>> frustrating.
Like her physical and
Occupational therapy, it's the
Same claim every month, and
Every month they'll deny it
Because instead of looking at
All of her diagnosis, they look
At the top line and go punch it
In the computer and say, nope,
Denied.
>> it's hours a week, if not
More.
>> and every time we have to
Call in it's a different claims
Rep we have to deal with.
>> to bathe without drowning,
Emmy needs to be strapped into
This chair.
Amid the maddening fight to get
One covered, carrie says a
Unitedhealthcare rep had this
Suggestion.
>> they said that we should find
A way to give her a bath, either
Us getting in the bath with her
Or just wiping her down was
Sufficient enough.
>> john: wipe her down?
She's not an iphone you just
Sneezed on, she's a fucking
Human being.
And while thankfully, those
Parents did finally get that
Chair, it was only after a
Prolonged back-and-forth.
In fact, when their daughter
Outgrew that chair and needed a
New one that cost $1,800, they
Opted to skip the hassle of
Dealing with united again, and
Paid for it with donations
Coordinated by his employer.
But at that point, having
Insurance sure looks an awful
Lot like not having it.
Because if you're paying
Premiums, but still having to
Take up a collection for medical
Equipment, what exactly is
Insurance for?
They're just sending you mail
You don't want to open, and
Forcing you to have phone calls
That make you angry, and we all
Know that's supposed to be your
Nana's job.
"no, new york's not under sharia
Law, nana.
Also, what do you mean, i 'sound
Like i put on weight', how's
That possible?"
And the thing is, far too often,
United's denials can seem to be
Completely at odds with medical
Advice patients are getting.
Take this story, of a woman who
Was fighting cervical cancer:
>> several years ago, kate
Weissman was diagnosed with
Cancer.
Because her cancer was so close
To her vital organs, her doctors
Wanted to use a very special
Type of treatment called proton
Beam radiation therapy.
Basically, the radiation is
Beamed exactly where it needs to
Go and it protects the organs.
But guess what?
Her insurance company,
Unitedhealthcare, said, nope,
We're not paying for it.
>> john: yeah, that's maddening.
That woman's own doctors got
Overruled by people who had no
Experience with her case.
Which is ridiculous.
It's kind of like how sex ed at
Catholic school is taught not by
Medical professionals, but by
Sister henrietta, who's never
Even had sex.
Except for, y'know, that one
Summer in italy.
The convent sent her there to
Study, but it was so hot, and
The sea was so sweet, and
Valentina was so beautiful.
They spoke in different tongues,
But connected in a way that
Transcends language.
It was perfect, pure, one could
Even say holy, but all too
Brief.
And when the air cooled, and
They parted for the final time,
The pain was like nothing she'd
Ever known.
To this day, whenever she sees a
Shock of red hair, she yearns to
Sprint down the street, to spin
Valentina around, to take her
Face in her hands.
But each time, she lets the
Moment pass.
They probably wouldn't even
Recognize each other now.
And yet henrietta still keeps
Her greatest treasure, a secret
Between the pages of her bible:
A white lily, browned and
Brittled with time, nestled in
The book of psalms.
And that's why you should never,
Ever have sex.
Not even once!
[cheering and applause]
Now, united healthcare insisted
In that woman's case that "three
Independent radiation
Oncologists agreed that proton
Beam therapy was not safer or
More effective than the proven
Standard of care."
But here's the thing about that,
Highly-esteemed oncologists
Advocating on her behalf,
Including five who also teach at
Harvard medical school, with the
Sixth, presumably, sick of
Having to hear about how the
Other five teach at harvard
During every fucking
Conversation.
Meanwhile, one of united's
Ob-gyns who helped deny that
Woman's appeals wasn't even
Board-certified in gynecologic
Oncology.
She did, however, co-found a
Tattoo laser removal business
And apparently once violated the
State's medical code by allowing
An unlicensed individual to
Perform laser-based procedures.
And i'll be honest, i personally
Wouldn't want my cancer
Treatment being decided by that
Person, even if they are
Probably destined to become
Deputy secretary of health and
Human services.
Now, in the end, her parents
Paid $95,000 out of pocket to
Cover the treatment, which, in
Happy news, did actually work!
But having access to wealthy
Parents just cannot be the
System to get badly-needed
Healthcare.
Even if it is, apparently, the
System that lets you be in
Charge of hbo.
Yeah, my soon-to-be business
Daddy has a literal business
Daddy.
And, to be very clear, i deeply
Respect that.
And i'd never make fun of you
For it, unlike that pesky
Stephen colbert.
And, look, it's frustrating
Enough when united's medical
Experts are coming to bad
Decisions.
But in some cases, there's
Evidence people are barely
Involved at all.
Because former employees of one
United company have said that,
When determining how long to
Cover patients' stays in skilled
Nursing facilities to recover
From injuries, they'd rely
Heavily on an algorithm called
"nh predict", which would
Routinely come up with a date
Earlier than they felt was
Appropriate under medicare
Guidelines.
And as this former case manager
Explains, there were real
Problems if she tried to contest
That.
>> you've got all this
Experience.
Can you use your human judgment
Instead if you saw that it was
Wrong?
>> wouldn't that be great?
Unfortunately, no.
The expectation was i would stay
Within 3% of that estimated
Discharge date.
But by the time i stopped
Working, it was down to 1%.
>> one percent.
>> john: it's true!
And employees have said
Deviating from that one percent
Could mean exposing themselves
To discipline, including
Possible termination.
And look, unitedhealth group
Will claim those were
S medical
Directors, and that they were
Consistent with medicare
Coverage criteria."
But, here's the thing - if a
Company essentially forbids its
Case managers from deviating
More than 1% from an algorithm,
That company is run by an
Algorithm.
And that is very dangerous,
Because as we all know,
Algorithms can make huge
Mistakes.
It's why, for instance, hbo
Suggested that you watch this
Show after you caught up with
Euphoria.
Why would it do that?
No one's hot here, no one's on
Drugs, and no one's getting
Laid.
I am the ontological opposite of
Euphoria.
And look, everything you've seen
So far is basically par for the
Course in the insurance
Industry.
United may be worse in some
Ways, but they're not much of an
Outlier.
Where united's genuinely
Different, though, is in its
Size.
Because, remember: it's the
Third largest company in
America.
And the way it got that big was
By expanding into other,
Non-insurance areas of
Healthcare.
Over the years, it's engaged in
Something called "vertical
Integration."
Basically, instead of acquiring
More and more competitors in the
Insurance field, united's
Focused on acquiring more and
More parts of the healthcare
Industry.
And to be fair, it's not the
Only company doing this.
Cvs health, for instance, has
Built a similar
Vertically-integrated behemoth
As, in addition to its
Drugstores, it also owns a
Massive insurer, aetna, and a
Pharmacy benefit manager, cvs
Caremark, while also having its
Own medical clinics, all of whom
Subtly share the same heart in
Their logo.
And honestly?
I do appreciate that.
When i'm picking up my
Prescriptions at cvs after
Spending 45 minutes asking
Someone to unlock every shelf
For me, it is nice to feel
Loved.
I'm so sorry for wanting to shop
At your store.
But amazingly, united is even
Bigger.
It has about 2700 subsidiaries,
Including "primary care clinics,
Surgical centers, urgent care
Centers, home health agencies,
Hospice agencies, mental health
Agencies, a pharmacy benefit
Manager and plenty more."
To name just a few.
Through its subsidiary optum,
Unitedhealth group directly
Employs about 9,000 physicians,
And has non-exclusive contracts
With some 80,000 more.
Meanwhile, another united
Subsidiary, optumrx, manages 62
Million patients' prescriptions.
The company even has its own
Bank, optum bank, which has
Twenty billion dollars in
Assets.
And the company will claim that
All of its acquisitions have
Helped it "coordinate and align
Incentives" to deliver what
Industry leaders refer to as
"value-based care."
And that notion-- that all its
Subsidiaries really add up to
More than the sum of their parts
-- is something they love to
Hammer home in upbeat ads like
This one, about the company's
Prescription benefits:
>> before mark even picks up his
Prescription, unitedhealth group
Goes into action.
Mark's doctor gets real-time
Information to prescribe the
Most effective, lowest cost
Medication.
Mark's medical and pharmacy
Information are connected,
Allowing clinical experts to
Hone-in on any possible risks
With the prescription.
And mark's about to get a
Discount at the counter.
Working behind the scenes to
Ensure quality and savings.
This is what healthcare can do
When it's caring and smart.
Unitedhealth group.
>> john: well that sounds nice,
Doesn't it!
It almost makes united seem more
Like a farm-to-table restaurant
Instead of a massive
Data-sharing panopticon.
But owning all these companies
Is hugely helpful to united's
Bottom line, and in ways you
Might not expect.
For instance, if you ask united
Healthcare, the insurer, they'll
Insist they barely make money at
All.
They'll claim their insurance
Profits are only around five
Percent.
They'll also point out that
Their insurance profits are
Capped, because under the
Affordable care act, they're
Required to spend 80 to 85% of
The premiums they collect
Directly on patient care, or on
Quality improvements.
What they don't say quite as
Loudly, though, is that that
Only applies to the insurance
Side of the company.
Unitedhealth "group", on the
Other hand, makes a shit-ton of
Money.
And one of the key ways it can
Do that is through its
Vertically integrated model,
Because it's often on both sides
Of billions of dollars in
Transactions.
Very basically, when united's
Insurance arm is paying out that
Mandatory 80 to 85 percent on
Healthcare, the company on the
Other end of that transaction is
Often also united.
And it can use its ownership of
One part of the healthcare
System, very much to its
Advantage in another.
Take "upcoding".
It's the practice of making a
Patient look as sick as possible
On paper, to make more money.
For an example of this concept,
Just watch this scene from the
Fox medical drama "the
Resident", where an outside
Consultant is telling a roomful
Of doctors how she wants them to
Upcode:
>> now, to simplify, doctors and
Nurses at chastain need to
Charge more per procedure.
For example, ear infection.
Typically billed to insurance as
Service code one at about...
Yeah?
>> $200.
>> but what if that ear
Infection took a trip to the
Brain?
That's now a code four.
Serious.
Costly.
We can bill in the thousands.
Illness is unpredictable, so
Billing must be proactive.
Right?
It's called upcoding.
Think... "cute."
Code.
Up.
To.
Excellence.
>> john: yeah, turns out
Upcoding is so common, they're
Making fun of it on network tv.
Which is just wild to me.
It's being explained in the same
Place where people watch
"survivor", "dancing with the
Stars" and "tracker".
Oh, you've never heard of
"tracker"?
Over 16 million people watch it.
More people have watched
"tracker" than have ever watched
A single episode of this show.
What's it about?
I dunno, jeremy tracker tracking
Things?
There's no way to know.
But people fucking love it.
And while it's not strictly
Necessary to understand the rest
Of this story, i'd be remiss if
I didn't tell you that, in that
Same episode, that consultant
Gets in trouble after ordering a
Patient get an expensive mri he
Doesn't need, and then this
Happens:
>> mr. Reynolds, do you know how
An mri works?
It has incredibly powerful
Magnets.
Magnets that will rip anything
Metal out of your body.
Anything at all.
Do you have anything metal in
Your body, mr. Reynolds?
Mr. Reynolds has a penile
Implant, a metal-based penile
Implant.
How much is your penis worth to
You, mr. Reynolds?
Say, in a lawsuit?
A million dollars?
Five million dollars?
>> stop the machine!
>> john: yes!
More shows should be brave
Enough to have a character ask
The question, "how much is your
Penis worth to you?"
You know how many times "the
Pitt" has asked that?
Fucking zero.
Take back that emmy.
Now, in that clip, doctors were
The ones being encouraged to
Upcode so their hospital could
Charge insurers more.
But as we discussed in our
Episode on medicare advantage,
Insurance companies can also
Benefit from upcoding, to get
More money from the government.
Very basically, under medicare
Advantage, the government will
Pay insurers a higher rate for
Patients with more serious
Conditions.
That was meant to discourage
Them from cherry-picking only
The healthiest people.
But obviously, that also means
That the sicker insurance
Companies can make their
Customers look, the more money
They can then claim.
And it turns out, as
Unitedhealth has gobbled up
Medical practices through its
Optum subsidiary, doctors at
Those clinics have said it's
Placed enormous pressure on them
To code patients intensively.
Although, fun fact, they don't
Use the acronym "cute".
That would obviously be
Ridiculous.
Instead, their coding guidebook
Tells doctors to use the
Mnemonic "treatment, assessment,
Monitor, plan, evaluation, and
Referral", or "tamper."
And i don't know, guys.
Personally, i might've picked an
Acronym with a less negative
Connotation.
Because what kinds of things
Does someone tamper with?
So far i've got evidence, and,
End of list.
And while united will claim they
Have robust safeguards to ensure
Accurate coding, it's reportedly
Pressured its doctors to code as
Many conditions as possible by
Offering bonuses to those who
Coded aggressively, and
Reviewing the performance of
Those who weren't coding as
Much.
In fact, doctors have even
Described being emailed a kind
Of "leaderboard" that compared
Them locally, and nationally, by
The percentage of their medicare
Advantage patients that they'd
Diagnosed with certain chronic
Diseases.
And all this aggressive coding
Has made united a fuckton of
Money.
In fact, one study found it
Receives 12 billion dollars a
Year in additional payments
Because of "higher coding
Intensity" alone.
And that's by no means the only
Way united pressures doctors.
Those in formerly independent
Practices acquired by optum have
Said it's also overhauled their
Schedules, with some required to
See three to four patients an
Hour, and complaining they
Barely found time to eat or pee.
In fact, one doctor in
Massachusetts who retired after
Optum acquired her practice
Said, "i feel just like an
Amazon warehouse worker, where
All i'm doing is 20 minutes, 20
Minutes, 20 minutes, 20
Minutes."
Which obviously isn't great!
Doctors shouldn't feel like
Amazon warehouse workers.
Not even amazon warehouse
Workers should feel like amazon
Warehouse workers, but that's a
Story for another show we've
Already done.
And the thing is, because
United's so massive, even
Doctors who don't work directly
For them can wind up negatively
Impacted by them, and sometimes
In surprising ways.
Take "change healthcare."
It's a united-owned
Clearinghouse that processes
More than a third of all u.s.
Claims between pharmacies,
Doctors, hospitals and insurers.
That's a lot!
But there are real hazards to
Letting one company be that
Dominant.
Something that became painfully
Clear in february 2024, when it
Was subject to a massive russian
Ransomware attack.
>> at this busy new hyde park
Medical practice, claims cannot
Get submitted, doctors aren't
Getting paid, procedures aren't
Getting needed
Pre-authorization.
Change health, owned by
Unitedhealth, which handles much
Of the nation's medical records,
Was hacked three weeks ago.
>> a huge part of that system is
Down, and the people responsible
For making it work aren't
Stepping up to the plate.
>> ronald laszlo went 10 days
Without medicine he needs to
Prevent a transplanted kidney
From being rejected, because the
Pharmacy couldn't get
Authorization.
>> the bottom line is, it could
Kill you.
>> john: that's obviously awful.
But what makes it especially
Infuriating is that apparently,
One reason the system was so
Easy to hack is that the
Company's portal did not have
Multi-factor authentication.
Which is just insane.
As a rule, medical record
Platforms should be required to
Have operational security at
Least as good as the buffalo
Wild wings app.
And notice i didn't even say
Better, there.
I just said at least as good as
The app that lets you order a
Bacon-smashed hatch chili burger
With a whole chocolate fudge
Cake for dessert.
At least meet that fucking bar.
Now, the good news for all those
Doctors' offices whose
Businesses were massively
Disrupted by that hack is that
United-- through its bank
Subsidiary-- quickly offered
Them no-interest bridge loans.
Basically, it was using one part
Of its company to clean up a
Mess that another part had just
Made.
Unfortunately, the bank then
Caused a different problem by
Demanding full repayment of
Those loans little more than a
Year later, even threatening to
Withhold insurance payments from
If providers
Didns
Doctor, to get him a
Prescription for a more
Affordable alternative.
Which they apparently didn't.
But the thing is, even if they
Had, as anyone who's ever dealt
With an overworked doctor's
Office can tell you, getting a
New prescription isn't a quick
Process.
It takes time.
And unfortunately, cole needed
Those meds immediately.
Because i'll let his father pick
Up the story from there.
>> he says cole called him
Minutes after leaving the
Walgreens.
>> i could sense that, you know,
He was having an asthma attack.
His purpose of the call was
Simply to ask about his
Insurance.
And i said, don't worry about
That, just get to the hospital.
>> a roommate drove cole to the
Hospital, but cole was
Unconscious by the time they got
There.
He died days later.
>> he couldn't get his advair
That night and we were told by
His roommate that it was over
$500, and, you know, cole had to
Make a decision that night of
Paying that exorbitant price for
His medicine or other bills, and
Apparently he-- well, not
Apparently, he walked out
Without it.
>> john: that's an absolute
Tragedy.
And it was completely
Preventable.
This is the richest country in
The history of the world, and
Yet, for some reason, our
Current health system still
Forces people to walk away from
Medicine that will literally
Keep them alive, because they
Can't afford it.
So what can we do about all
This?
Well, i'd argue the broadest
Solution is to find a way to
Transition to a single payer
Healthcare system.
That would solve many of the
Problems you've seen tonight.
[cheering and applause]
And though getting anywhere
Close to that feels a
Ridiculously long way off, i
Don't think it's unreasonable to
Say that at the very least,
Unitedhealth group should not be
Allowed to exist in the form it
Currently does.
[cheering and applause]
There's actually a bipartisan
Bill right now, sponsored by
Elizabeth warren and josh
Hawley, that'd separate the
Payer and provider roles in
Healthcare, so that united
Couldn't be in the situation
Where it can just pay itself.
And while that's clearly not
Going nearly far enough, it's at
Least a start.
And i know united may well
Continue to try to "tune out the
Critical noise", or argue that
"nobody designed this system, it
Just evolved."
But what's clear is that
Everyone but them wants it to
Work very differently.
Because right now, the way
Companies like united exist,
They're at best pointless,
Time-wasting middlemen, and at
Worst, algorithmically driven,
Ruthless arbiters of who lives
And who dies.
And until such time as they've
Made significant changes-- or,
Much more likely, had those
Changes forced upon them--
Then, in the words of my new
Favorite health care provider:
>> may they have explosive
Diarrhea, not just tonight, but
Every night.
[cheering and applause]
>> john: exactly.
And now, this.
>> announcer: and now, behold
The symphony of chaos that is
Postgame interviews at women's
College softball.
>> i knew i had to come through
With my team.
I feel like this year more than
Ever, i have kind of been
-- i. Have taken on kind of a
Leadership role.
I know i had to get it done.
And i was just thinking about
Megan and this team, and how
Much they have had my back this
Whole year.
I just wanted to make something
Happen.
>> no, i think it's just
Trusting my preparation and the
Coaches.
Just having a plan for us and
Getting us ready to compete, you
Know?
>> caroline, you had great
Speed, you had great movement,
Just hitting some key spots.
Tell me about the sort of
Scouting report.
>> whoever we have to play next
Week, we will prepare.
Cages, everything we need to do
For whoever we play.
>> did you know coming up to the
Plate in your final at bat, you
Were only a double play away?
I don't think you heard that,
Did you come xp when i heard a
Little bit.
>> you had to battle through a
Lot.
What is a game like this evening
Mean for you to come out and be
So dominating?
>> i'm just so blessed.
I want to give all the credit to
My lord and savior.
>> we try every day to be there
For each other and have each
Other's backs.
>> coming into it, we knew that
They would be a great team, they
Would attack.
>> we are going to come back and
Get this run right here, but we
Never have doubt in our dugout.
>> i think it was just our
Preparation before.
We watched a lot of film before
The game, we were super excited
To get to it.
We couldn't wait to start
Playing this week.
So we were just super excited
And focused on that.
All of us were excited for each
Other's success and we thought
Yesterday we were ready to see
It.
We saw a lot of it at the mound,
They all came through.
[cheering and applause]
>> john: that's our show,
Thanks so much for watching,
We'll see you next week.
Good night!
Thanks, that was obviously a
Tough show to put together.
Unitedhealthcare is a difficult
Opponent.
But we just tried to be there
For each other.
I really want to thank megan and
The whole team, all of us were
Really excited for each other's
Success.
We never have doubt in our
Dugout.
That's something i always say.
We never have doubt in our
Dugout, that's my classic
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