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Okay, honey. What you doing? Oh, hi, honey. I'm just cleaning. Yeah, I got to get the house nice and ready.

Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah, we have that party coming up. Yeah, I am so excited for it. I have to get my hair done. I have to go to the store.

I have to get so many things and I just can't remember. Oh, that's okay. I mean, I'm sure you'll get everything done.

You always make this party so great, baby. I know, right? I mean, it's like my favorite thing in the whole year. And I'm just so excited to be able to do it every single year.

But I always feel like I have to make it better. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, I know exactly what you need to be.

Oh, you know, there's any thing that... What should we do for food? Whoa, I was thinking we can do sandwiches or hmm.

I heard about this thing called a like a boil, like a seafood boil type of thing. But maybe hot dog.

You know, I like to cook, but it's just so much work. It has to do all that too.

No, I agree, baby. I mean, whatever, it's going to make it easier for you. That's what we should do. Okay?

First of all, I really want to make sure that I get this house nice and clean before everyone gets in. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's good. You seem like you're doing a really good job.

I feel like I need so much more... I could use more hands. I could always use more hands.

Well, I mean, like I said, does anything you want me to do? I'm going to do that. Okay.

I also... Oh, you know, there was this one. I want to get some value.

What is it that leaves people to help with the car? So when I want something from my town, that'd be great.

I don't know. It would be good.

So it looks so, like, chic.

And then, oh, that's right. I have to make sure that the balloons are ordered in a specific color because we are here.

It wasn't not the right color. But honey, listen, I need hands. Okay? I need help.

I need help.

Can you pick up my costume for me, please?

Um, I don't know if I'm really going to help.

Any time, um, I need to be, maybe, totally can do it, huh?

Tyler? Yeah.

Oh, it takes up forever.

You don't think.

I'll do it, don't worry. Okay.

Hey, uh, Tyler, can you come in here real quick steps, son?

Here.

Yeah, what do you guys need?

Hi, honey.

You mother wants to ask you something?

I need help.

So can you please, please, please pick up my...

What?

You didn't even hear what I have to say.

Yeah, exactly.

Well, I still don't really want to do it.

Please pick up my costume.

Please.

What do I have to do it?

Because she's asking you to.

That's why.

You know that I have so much to do to get ready for this party.

And it's just between all of this and having to get all the food.

Yeah, but I don't know why.

You guys even have this party every year.

It's like, well, because you're stuck mother, she was.

Oh, you know that already.

And we look forward to it every year.

Come on.

Don't tell me that you don't.

Yes.

All right.

I feel like I kind of got a girl here.

You did not.

Can you believe that?

Somebody out there will call me how he's for adults, especially more for adults in there

for kids.

I mean, all the candy.

Uh-huh.

We're going to get this house already.

The costumes and everything.

Come on.

I know you'll be looking at the girl.

Can you dress up in the little sleigh outfits?

Come on.

You just like to call her.

You do.

Well, you're a costume on them.

I mean, they want...

They want me to look if they're dressing like that, right?

Ah!

Exactly, right?

Yes.

You're right.

You're right.

I don't know.

I was like the little cat ears or the double ones.

Yeah.

Always do your clear of those girls.

Honey, those are trouble.

Oh, sweet.

I know.

But that kind of makes it more fun.

Ah.

Well, I'm going to have to get you to get all of my costumes from the dry cleaner ASAP.

I'll see what I can do.

Um, listen.

You need to see what she says.

She's your mother.

And if you don't do what she says, I'm not going to give you money to that trip into

some of you.

You want to let?

So, did you go pick up the costumes?

I think I have this party, okay?

No.

And help your mother.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Listen to your father.

I'll be a little bit later.

I don't really want to do it right now.

Well, you're going to have to do it today, okay?

And we have no time.

So, can we click it to it?

And thank you.

All right.

Ah.

Ah.

Do you want to do anything?

He did.

Uh-huh.

So now, let's see.

I'm going to adjust all of the compliments to you that we have.

There's only three of them in that.

I'm not going to drink coffee.

No.

I'm going to look for your mother.

Maybe.

I don't think anybody's going to want coffee.

Maybe I should get more alcohol.

And then, of course, on the candy.

What kind of candy do you get?

Oh, you know, we throw the party stars and stuff like that.

You know?

The mini one.

Yeah, the mixture of stuff.

Yes.

That's a good one.

I wish I had something to write it with.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to forget all of this.

I mean, everything is looking good.

It's pretty sweet front, so.

I know.

But you know what I'm actually really not looking forward to is our neighbors.

You know the crazy ones?

Yes.

Every time that I have this party, they always want to come in like they're invited.

I know.

Maybe there are leaders and it's not a big deal.

Not a big deal.

It's a very big deal.

Do you know how much money we spend on this?

And I do not need any free workers.

And they come in.

They eat all our food.

I know.

And I always catch them staring.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, I'm sure they they're probably just jealous of how they're able party.

You throw on every point.

I mean, it is the talk of the neighborhood.

You know, I didn't thought about that.

You know, they used to want to use to throw all the parties before you didn't hear.

So.

Do you think Tyler appreciates?

Off.

Well, maybe he appreciates everything we do for him.

Okay.

I don't think he does.

Trust me.

He does.

I know he just doesn't show it, but.

He really doesn't show it every time I do try and ask him to do something.

Uh-huh.

He always does this thing or he's like, no, but I haven't even said anything.

I don't know, but maybe you know where you were his age, right?

Like, did you want to do stuff with your parents?

What?

All the time.

Well, that's why you marry me.

Yeah.

But I guess kids these days just, you know, they're just different.

And you don't want to hurt me too.

What?

The way the girl's dress nowadays.

Uh-huh.

I hate that he has to go out there and be tempted all the time.

It was a little slutty nurse and a little flowy devil and then the flowy teacher.

Everything was flat.

I, I, I get that for, you know, kind of changing.

Can you?

I call it, you know, man.

How is he going to bring a wife?

He'll probably have a final wife.

Not in this neighborhood.

Oh, he should be able to tell her.

Oh, my gosh.

I hope that the neighbors really do not bring their daughter.

Why not?

Because she'll, she'll wear a costume that is funny.

Okay.

I mean, it's funny.

You know, well, since we, I did teach him how to do nice and proper.

So he's not going to be sure to do it.

Well, that's true.

And that's why I want to keep him steer clear away from the crazy neighbor.

And, you know what?

I think they have stolen our dry cleaning.

I think so.

I swear I have seen our neighbor wearing your shirt.

Uh-huh.

I wonder, oh, I wonder if maybe our dry cleaning gets swapped every once in a while.

I mean, maybe.

I mean, our kids are pretty close.

Mine is just the one number.

We should have Tyler.

We should ask him.

Ah, speaking of it.

I wonder what he's doing.

Well, I think he just wants to go get the costumes and hoping.

As long as he doesn't.

Oh, I guess I'll most find out.

And if I don't have a costume, then I guess he's going to have donated.

Oh, God.

That's it.

Uh-huh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

I can call it my birthday suit.

Yeah, you could.

Um, for Halloween.

All right.

Well, honey.

I'll let you finish up here.

Okay.

Thanks, honey.

I don't know what the movie is on, right?

Okay.

No.

Oh.

Hey, honey.

How are you doing?

Oh, hi, honey.

I don't know.

Yeah.

This is where I am always making this.

It's bad.

He never does this chores.

It looks great.

It's fine.

I'll just come in and mess it up anyway.

I know.

But I want to get it done.

Uh-huh.

I can make sure that all of it, you know, I think what we need to do is get inside.

I think, oh.

No, it's fine.

Don't worry.

Maybe it will get into like me more.

Oh.

It's okay.

Oh, look.

Baby, he wants to rest here.

I don't think he does.

Yeah, he does.

Now, let's talk about this.

Okay.

So how long have we been together now?

Oh.

You know, it's been like four or five years now.

I have no idea why he still doesn't listen to me.

Don't you think he should be listening to me right now?

Baby, listen.

You know?

There's only one reason why he doesn't.

That's because he doesn't.

Like, let's just be honest and call it what it is.

You know, if you like you, it's just, you know, he's just,

he's still getting used to you being his mom officially now.

And, you know, remember what he did at the wedding?

Yes.

Hello.

I should have known that was like a red flag from like the beginning.

I know, but you also need to understand that you know,

you're his, his first mom,

since his real one left and it takes, you know,

some of that age to get accustomed to something like this.

You think so?

It's totally normal.

So I shouldn't like think about it so much.

No, you should.

But then what about all these parties that I've thrown for him

like too much?

Am I like getting, you know, too much into it to make him like me?

Like am I trying to buy his love now?

No, it's just, you know, his, his mom

was really worth an inspection or anything like that.

She wasn't.

Oh, and, you know, how couldn't she be?

He's adorable.

He is.

It's just, you know, that just wasn't her parenting style.

Why did you marry her anyway?

Oh, you know, she's my high school sweetheart and everything.

Don't tell me she was good and bad.

Oh, she was great and bad.

She was, you know, only, only when I was been working.

I see where Tyler gets it from.

Well, okay, so let's do this.

I am going to really focus on being the best step-mom possible.

And I'm going to make sure that every single time that boy thinks of me,

he smiles and he wants nothing more than to see me all the time.

Right.

That's totally fine with me, baby.

Only if he doesn't do what I said, then we're going to have problems.

Oh, I don't think he's going to be in trouble.

If he doesn't pick up my dry cleaning, and if he doesn't get my costumes,

what am I going to say?

No, if he doesn't, that means he doesn't like me.

See, baby, listen, she is definitely going to get your costume trust.

He's going to listen to what I said, right?

So, I'm sure he's getting it.

You know that they close in like an hour.

I know.

But I also don't think that he has any idea where he's going because

you've got enough phone call for him.

He always gets lost.

He does what I trust.

He's been so clear.

He does a bunch of times already, okay?

I bet you he's going to go see someone.

I bet you he's going to go see like a little girlfriend or something.

Maybe that's why he doesn't like me.

Because he has a girlfriend.

Because he's already occupied.

You know what I mean?

Like I'm not there for him.

And a special way or anything.

Oh, you're there for him.

Just the way you need to be.

All right.

Well, you just think you're always thinking in those two muscles.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You're right.

You're always right.

You're always right.

And I need to just breathe.

I think I could breathe air and relax.

But he likes me.

He likes me.

He likes me.

Why is yours at that age?

You know, they're just just so cold.

It takes me a little longer.

Were you that difficult?

Well, when you were his age?

Uh, you know, I was.

Well, I've heard stories from your mom.

Yes, exactly.

I also grew up, you know, we grew up in a different time.

Things weren't as complicated as things are today for kids.

So.

I bet you gave her quite a headache.

I, you know, I did my best.

Well, then at least we can agree that if he doesn't bring the dry cleaning,

he doesn't like me.

That's fine.

And then you'll have a conversation with him.

If he doesn't get you dry cleaning, I promise.

I promise, baby.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, now I'm going to go and get the bedding.

Yes, you should do it online.

I wonder because I really want him to have a really high breakout.

So that way he can feel cozy.

You should be back just any minute.

I wonder what color he would like.

Do you hear that?

Maybe we should get him a new bed.

You think he would like that?

Yeah, it is a little.

It is a little pretty.

You're going to appreciate it.

You want, you know, I dropped me from something like that.

Yeah.

Let's do that.

Oh, he'll really like me then.

Yes.

And a big screen TV.

That's what all the kids like to say.

Oh, I'm a genius.

Okay.

So big screen TV.

So I'm going to get the colored bedding.

He'll probably want something.

Well, he likes gray.

But I probably won't like it.

Here you go.

Oh.

Oh, he's so happy.

Oh, my God.

You got it.

And you got it in time.

Oh, I mean.

Oh, the snow coming it up.

Oh, yes.

I'm so happy.

You got it for me.

Oh, this is.

You're on it.

Yeah, it's so happy right now.

Oh, this is.

Yeah.

This means everything to me.

Tyler, you don't even know what we've been talking about.

Can you help me please?

No.

What are you?

Right there.

Thank you.

So I'm thinking that this dry cleaner hopefully did the right job.

Because sometimes the clothes can get a little bit tighter when he does it.

Because I think he uses like the wrong solution or something.

Yeah.

Oh, I think you beat me.

Okay.

Oh.

Doesn't.

This does not look good.

This does not look good.

Oh, yeah.

I think he looks.

He looks good.

Yeah.

What do you think is wrong with that?

I mean, it doesn't even.

Oh.

Doesn't even.

Don't turn around.

Oh.

Yeah.

It looks totally fun.

Yeah.

It looks great.

I mean, that's what you picked off the left side.

How about can you just take a picture of me so I can see what it actually looks like?

I've actually started to like it a little bit more.

I'm sorry to grow on that.

What do you think?

Oh.

No.

I'm still not feeling it.

I'm.

Let me see.

Oh my God.

No way.

Really.

There's nothing wrong with that.

I think it was phenomenal.

I have no time to go get another costume so basically I'm fucked.

You're not fucking.

It looks perfect.

But even if you can tell it likes it.

Don't ask him.

He'll like anything.

I mean, what we're just talking about, right?

I feel like a compliment for him is something you're looking forward to working.

You're right.

Oh, you're always right, honey.

Thanks, Tyler.

You guys are talking about me.

Uh, you know, you know, you know, you know, you can tell him.

Your mom thinks that you, uh, you don't like it.

What?

Not things.

You don't like me, Tyler.

What are you talking about?

Well, I don't exactly feel the step mom vibes from you at all.

I mean, sorry.

You kind of direct my home.

All I do is clean up after you.

You work your mother.

You're stuck in just like me.

I was there to save me when I was at my lowest point.

Okay.

At his lowest point, Tyler.

I saved him.

You know, you're starting to grow on me.

You know, I was trying to be nice with all this compliments and all that.

And now I hear you don't even like me.

I wonder what he was like with your ex.

Um, he's fine.

I've given her a piece of mom.

So, you know, like I said,

he's just, he's just fine.

He's the kind of, you know, no harm is what he is.

Right, Tyler?

It's taking you some other.

It takes a little bit of time to get used to.

Well, listen.

The fact that you did go get my dry cleaning speaks volumes.

But now that I look like shit,

I don't even care anymore.

I guess it has to be that way.

I mean, how am I going to feel better now?

Oh, baby.

Whoa.

He's telling me why he wants to hear you agree about it.

It does taking time.

So.

Okay.

Tyler, I'm going to get you in your bed.

I am going to get to like a 90 inch screen TV.

Really?

Yeah.

Wait, that make you so happy.

It would be a start.

And would you like love me forever and ever?

I love you for a week to start.

Wow.

I'm like his honesty.

Just look at his father.

You're happy.

Okay.

So now I know I have to add that to the list too.

You see, I have so many things to do.

I can't be baby.

I can't be baby.

It's hard.

Me and Tyler are here to help you out.

I think this thing, Tyler, is more than welcome to do it for you.

Oh.

Okay.

So then I think what I'm going to, first of all,

have to do is to make sure that I get a brand new costume

or somehow make this one work.

And I don't know how I'm going to do that because those pictures

looks like shit.

You're all baby, baby.

You look phenomenal in it.

Okay.

Listen to me.

You don't want to go get another costume.

If you are, I'll go pick up another one.

I'll quite appreciate that place.

Only if you really, really want to.

I don't want you to do anything you don't want.

Like I said, I'm trying to make events with you.

So I'd be willing to help you out one more time.

Oh, that is such,

such exactly the words I need to eat right now.

Yes, yes.

I told you, baby.

She's going to make an orchestra.

I need a couple overthinking.

Don't I?

You do.

You always think everything.

I know.

That's the one with me.

Because they're always coming down and make sense of everything.

Okay.

Oh, no.

You're trying to make sure it's toxic household.

Yeah.

I'm never going to win with this kid.

All right.

It's okay.

All right.

Like I said, baby stresses.

Okay.

Not a 90 inch.

I'm going to get you a hundred and ten inch.

Oh, sweet.

Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

Look at that.

It's still in your working day.

You know what to do.

And if you say the word toxic,

well, more time, I'm going to smack your across the face.

Okay.

I'm not going to say it.

Because I am anything but all I want to do is be a loving,

wonderful step mom,

trying to do the best that she can with what she has.

Baby, you do them such a good job.

Oh.

All right, one second.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You know what?

I think I'm ready for the party now.

Really?

You feel better?

Fuck it.

Let's do it.

All right.

Okay.

Oh, look at you two, huh?

You guys are bonding so, so well.

I shouldn't be doing the spider scare the shit out of me.

You know that, honey.

Oh, I did not know, baby.

But Tyler is helping me as being such a good step son,

and I appreciate it so much.

And I'm really trying to.

Well, I don't know if we have enough though.

What do you think?

Oh, I think it looks pretty good.

No.

No, something's missing.

What's missing?

You see, I want to make sure that this party

looks amazing for you, Tyler.

So, like I said, I'm really not a huge.

Oh, my God.

But I think this looks good.

You know what?

Maybe I can.

Oh, I know.

Let me just lay these out, don't you think?

That way, kind of add a little bit more.

And then maybe I'll put some more.

Right here.

Put some more in there.

Stop there.

Okay.

That's good.

And then we got some more here.

Oh, you know what we could do?

We could hide these.

Let me see.

I could hide these inside of the couch.

So when people find them,

they think that there's like real spiders here.

Oh, yeah.

You think can these come off of it?

How many people are coming here?

We have a full house, Tyler.

I told you that I really wanted it to be a special party

for the whole single way.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, why do everything looks so good?

Nah, you think so.

Are you going to make any special food this year?

I was thinking about it, Tyler.

But, you know how our neighbors are.

There's just constantly free loading.

So I was thinking sandwiches and hotdogs.

And this thing I heard about a seafood boil.

What do you think?

That seafood sounds really good.

Doesn't it?

I mean, maybe you could,

if you're calling them like freeloaders,

maybe you could do like a bring your own food,

kind of, oh.

Oh, Tyler, you are brilliant.

Yeah.

I mean, but you don't have to cook for clean.

But that's my love language.

I love hosting people.

It shows just how much I want to be.

That's good of a neighbor.

And that's good of a, that mom.

And that's good of a wife.

Oh, she's a piece of a flavor.

So, how about you tell me, Tyler?

What, what do you like?

Good wife.

Forget about the free lovers.

Well, that seafood sounds really good.

Okay.

So do you like shrimp?

Or mussels?

Or what about?

For that lobster.

Oh, can you add that to the boil?

I'm sure I can do anything, Tyler.

So let me see.

If we do lobster,

then maybe we can get some corn on the cob.

And then something really delicious on the side.

Let's see.

Potato salad.

Biscuits.

Do you like biscuits, honey?

I do.

Yeah, that's good.

Okay.

You're dad likes biscuits.

So we'll do biscuits too.

Okay.

So we narrowed it down.

This is great.

Okay.

I think this will be also stuff about the food.

You got some questions about them.

You know, you can get some all my little,

one on one basis.

Now.

I'm not that interesting.

No, Tyler, you're very interesting.

Trust me.

You're so interesting.

And this is why I'm so glad you're here

because I've just been wanting to be the best I can.

So how about you tell me?

How's school going?

How's school going?

Pretty good.

You know, I'm about to graduate.

Yeah.

I'm up in a few months.

Can you believe he's graduating right now?

You know, he's bigger up so hard.

I guess that makes my dad.

It was mad.

Oh, just a little bit.

Oh, no, we're not honey.

Come on.

And then what about your social life?

Is everyone treating you good?

Are you having any problems with anyone?

No problem, Shirley.

I got to keep to myself for the most part.

You know, then seeing a few girls.

Oh, my.

Who?

What do you mean, how girls from my school?

Tell me more.

She goes to a different school.

You don't know her.

It's not our neighbors.

Check is it.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Are you ever going to bring them around the house?

Well, actually, I was hoping maybe I could invite them.

Oh, honey.

What do you think?

I mean, you said you want to, you know, get to know him

and have a little bit of it, right?

Oh, but I just, I don't think I'm ready to.

Well, I kind of got this costume because I wanted to impress them.

I mean, the costume does look great.

So then Tyler, what are we going to do then with the girls?

Are we thinking about bringing them over?

Or are you just?

I really would like to.

But like I said, I mean, I'm trying to make things up to you.

So if you don't want them to come, then they don't have to.

Oh, thank you.

I appreciate it because you mean a lot to me, Tyler.

And I just want to be the best step-mom possible.

And I think they would just be a distraction for both you and me

and even maybe your dad.

Right.

Dad, you know, I mean, I feel like you're a dad.

I think it might be good if you don't.

You can also get to know him.

No, also know the girl too, right?

Well, we'll see.

We'll wait on that, OK?

And then what about college?

I mean, what about where do you want to go study?

What do you want to study?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I've known about where I'm going to go as much.

Well, do you want to stay on the west coast or the east coast?

I don't know.

I mean, maybe I'll just start out like a community college or something.

Why would you do that?

Why would you not aim for the start?

Well, I've been aiming, but I don't know.

I've got to kind of slack up this year.

Why is that?

I'm not here anything about it.

None of your teachers called us.

Well, I just had a lot of distractions going on.

That's all.

I mean, you remember when you were in school.

I do.

But what makes me so upset is that I can't be there for you.

And that way, so that your school would have been a better experience.

And now I feel like I couldn't fail.

To be fair, you don't need to know me for about a year or not.

I guess if anyone's to blame, it's early.

Oh.

Well, if no, don't say that.

Because I'm sure she did.

I bet she could.

I don't know.

I don't know.

But sometimes, your best is it.

You can do good enough.

Well, so in that case, I'm going to have to make up for it.

All of it.

And that is why I'm here.

Well, I would appreciate it.

So when, what's out?

If you want to go to committee college.

What would be some subjects that would interest you?

No, I don't really know.

It will be like math better.

Or do you like science?

A math and science are not my.

It's strong, sir.

It's not.

I mean, I don't know.

Maybe I'll just get like my liberal arts degree.

I mean, are they still useful?

Oh, after that.

Yeah.

You know, you're still very useful depending on what you want to do in life.

I'm just a housewife.

Maybe I could be a house husband.

What do you think about that honey?

Boy, trust me.

If that was the thing, I'd probably be doing it myself also.

He would.

Well, maybe I could be the first person to like ever do it.

Yeah.

Well, we'd have to find the right check for that one.

Mm-hmm.

Well, it's.

It would help if I could invite them over to parties where they're going.

Mm-hmm.

That is true, you know.

Well, not that I guess we won't find out because they're not coming because you are all mine.

Mm-hmm.

I'm worried about your teachers.

Have they been fair to you or since you're dying to kick anyone's ass?

Well, I don't want to see dad get in trouble.

I'm not going to kick anybody's butt.

I don't want dad to go back to jail or anything.

Mm-hmm.

We don't want that.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

But I mean, they too need time, I guess.

Like, it's nothing like crazy, you know.

Well, as long as that they're fair to you.

And, you know, I just want to make sure that always you're listening.

Oh, I know.

I mean, respectful.

Yeah.

Well, that I don't have a problem with them.

I've always tried to be respectful.

Mm-hmm.

You've done a very good job.

You're such a good boy.

And that's what we always talk about.

But you are just such a good step, son.

I thought a few days ago you started saying that.

I'm glad I like this.

Oh, honey, that's what I'm saying.

Oh, baby.

Mm-hmm.

Nothing gets past you, Tyler.

Does it?

Well, thank you very much.

See, when I was in school, I didn't do very well.

I wasn't really that stupid.

Well, I mean, you said you have a job at the house right now.

So, yeah.

Thank you.

That's all right.

Well, yes.

That's all.

Thank you for that.

And being rich.

Sure.

Mm-hmm.

I did get myself a good one.

Oh, so that is rich.

I mean, maybe you could take me to go to a good school.

Um, I don't think so.

Oh, yes.

I'm not.

Yeah.

I didn't earn anything by just getting a hint.

What was it?

Grandpa.

That's before you.

No.

We don't talk about such things.

That was just a question.

Well, exactly what your grandpa did was that lingo.

And that is not the road that you're going to go under.

Right?

Or down to.

That's not the road you're going to go down.

Even this is why he needs to stay in school.

And not be a house husband.

All I'm saying is I think he does my own school.

Oh, Tyler.

Really?

Oh, I mean, you have me as a stepson.

Oh, and that was the best thing that happened to me.

I mean, what more can you really fast for?

Ah.

I don't want more could I ask for?

Well, I could ask for maybe more of you.

Right, honey?

Mm-hmm.

I've been wanting a bun in the oven for so long.

What if you've got a brother or sister?

What does that make you jealous?

I'm a maintainer.

Well, that makes you jealous because wouldn't you want me

all for you?

Well, I mean, it would be nice.

But I know that's what you want to pursue, then.

Oh, such a journal.

It was so sweet, honey.

We're so lucky.

Oh, we were really cool.

And are you playing any sports?

No, they're really nice sports anymore.

Oh, what do you mean anymore?

Well, I would have went pro, but I heard my name.

Oh, you're a little injury.

He did.

Yeah, I mean, it happens when you play sports.

Yeah.

He never told me.

He never told me that.

I really think that's, you know, but everyone was scouting me

during every single sport.

Oh.

Wow, I see this.

Honey, if you would have told me this, then I would have known

an outreach.

It's OK.

I'm sorry.

No, but I don't like to talk about it too much.

We use the kind of drinks back at that.

Oh, because I would have won pro.

Oh, poor baby.

Oh, but we don't want you to feel sad.

Remember, I want to be your source of happiness.

Mm-hmm.

Well, if you would have gone pro, then you

won't have been here in the house.

But then we weren't able to get to know each other.

But that is true.

A lot of things would be the same.

So fresh.

I want to be able to spend my time with you.

But you didn't like going to the show.

I didn't.

You know, when you're like me, you just wanted to be all in

the mix.

And all I did was go and party.

I don't know.

Things went a little crazy.

Were you a big party?

Oh, that was a huge party.

Dad, did you know that?

Oh, I did a little bit.

But you know, it's fine.

Not only that, but I was a sorority girl.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

From my school.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I went well.

Yeah.

I was one of those students that had to do a lot of extra credit work.

But not the kind that you're thinking of.

Did you know about that either day?

I did farm.

I could say it's happened for a matter.

I mean, just because a young lady wears a short skirt without

underwear to get an A plus.

Well, I guess that helps you.

It helps a lot.

But barely graduated.

As long as dad doesn't care about it.

No, he shouldn't be.

Because as long as his dick gets sucked right, honey.

Mm-hmm.

I don't really want to hear about you guys having sex.

You've never heard us?

No.

Disgusting.

But our rooms are so close to each other.

I know, but I always have my earplots inside.

Oh, is that why?

No.

That's why we never have asked them to do things

is because he's had the AirPods in.

I wouldn't go that far.

But I need to never ask them because of the AirPods.

Oh.

I mean, we really need more room, honey.

We need to get another garage so I can put all of these

decorations somewhere.

Maybe we should spare him this time, putting up the

Halloween decorations into the attic.

Ah.

He's still young.

He needs to learn how to do his same things.

OK.

Mm-hmm.

To do what?

It just goes to the attic.

Yeah.

I mean, he needs to learn his mouth.

He always needs to do his same chores.

Right.

Because we want to fully ready for adulthood.

Is that what a building is being?

Like at least go up to the attic.

Basically.

We're just, you know, having chores in his mouth goes.

He says he's doing nothing.

Oh, I've done that.

Of all the chores that I asked you to do, Tyler, which

one's your least favorite?

Mm-hmm.

Well, I guess all of them would be not going to be doing any of them.

I mean, do you don't like when I ask you to move a lawn?

Oh, I don't have a go out and make me push a lawnmower out.

You don't like it when I ask you to go and do the laundry?

I mean, fold.

Not do.

No, but folding is almost more in the way.

And you don't like it when I ask you to wash the dishes

when the dishwasher is broken?

No.

I mean, do you like doing any of those things?

Well, I'm a housewife.

That's why I ask you to do it.

Because I don't want to do it anymore.

Yeah, she's favorite.

You're pretty fun.

Well, she's kind of making me want to try the househouse thing

or a little bit more.

So maybe I'll just leave you in for a while.

Mm-hmm.

I guess when you put it that way, actually.

Do you want to come or help for a good one?

Yeah.

How about short?

Well, not only that with the chores, but also because

he's going to be the best adult.

Wherever he ends up at.

So short.

Well, and also, Christmas is around the corner.

And that means all the decorations are going to come down

from the attic.

So you're going to be super busy with those chores, Tyler.

I'm surprised that I don't hear any trick or treaters yet.

It's thoroughly in the day, so.

You think so?

Yeah.

That's like giving us our work, though.

Kids don't really do it anymore.

Oh, that is definitely so true.

Remember when we used to put Tyler into one of those little

costumes that looked like a, what is it, one of those?

Our canoe.

Or.

Yes.

Honey, do I get a bigger budget this year for the rest of it?

Yeah.

You know what?

I think I really came through with him.

So is it safe to say Tyler that I can maybe tell you that I'm no

longer nervous that you don't like me?

Yeah.

I think it's definitely safe to say.

Yeah.

I've never did it like you did again last time.

This is going to be the best Halloween ever.

You know what I mean?

It's a little.

A little.

I've heard where some can go.

And I promise that if you go away to college, you'll have a

care package for me every single week.

Careless.

What do you do?

So many goodies.

Well, I'm going to.

What's that called when you like jazz a place up?

Spruce it up.

Yeah.

I'm going to spruce up your dorm room.

I don't really know what that means.

But if you want to do it, then go ahead.

It means we're going to make it really fast.

Right?

It really was.

Like cool.

Like cool.

Yeah.

Make it a real good vibe in there.

So all the vibes.

All the vibes.

P. A. C.

Yeah.

P. A. C.

You guys want me to learn more?

I know my.

I think I got it in the Bible one time.

Tyler.

Take that back.

What?

What?

I thought there's a matter of time.

You know I'm not that old.

Yeah.

Come on.

Be nice.

Okay.

That's what we're going to make sure that I take care of all your

needs with the care package.

So you're, you know, ramen.

Some posters.

Right.

Honey.

And then of course, I'm going to have to figure out what to do

with all the dirty clothes that I'm sure I'm going to have to clean

when you come visit.

Yeah.

So we find it.

Thanks.

But anything for you, Tyler.

I just want to say sorry for being so difficult to do that.

Oh honey.

Thank you.

This is going to be the best Halloween ever.

Are you ready to party?