Original subtitles

- aloft airlines welcomes you

Aboard flight 18141.

- hey... Tori.

Hey.

- what?

- is this chicken?

- I think

It might be pineapple.

Or part of a thumb.

- ulch.

I can't eat airplane food.

Too gross. Ulch.

- and why is this now

On my tray table?

- 'cause I'm done with it.

- I don't care

If you're done with it.

Keep your garbage on...

- hey, hey, kid!

I told you to stop kicking

My seat.

- so?

- stop that!

- you're not the queen

Of this plane.

- excuse me.

Will you please do something

About your son?

- will you stop kicking

Her seat?

- no.

- some people are so rude.

- I know.

- this is Captain stubing.

Sorry about our late start

Today.

We should be arriving

In Los Angeles

At around 11:14 P.M.

- wait, what time did he say?

- 11:14.

- aw, great. 3 1/2 late.

- why do you care?

- I'm supposed to meet andre,

Beck and cat to write a script

For class that's due

In the morning.

- what teacher?

- gradstein.

- ooh, he's tough.

- no chiz.

- what is "chiz" anyway?

- andre thinks

It's a German sausage.

- --water.

- thank you.

- can I get you anything?

- uh, excuse me?

- yes?

- does this plane have wi-fi?

- no, but we do have wireless

Internet service.

- that's what wi-fi is.

- please don't give me

Attitude.

- what are you doing?

- I'm gonna see

If andre's online

So we can work over video chat.

- oh, smart.

Maybe you guys can, uh--

Did you just kick my seat again?

- why don't you ask your butt?

- look, if you don't

Knock it off,

I'm gonna tell

The flight attendant.

- ooh, you're a scary witch.

- I wish I was a witch

'cause I would take

My broomstick and I would...

- trina, sit.

- oh, good. Andre's online.

- I need some more air.

- you have a pimple

Under your arm.

- don't talk about it.

- Tori Vega, what's up?

- hey, I'm on the plane.

- you're on the plane?

Well if I were you,

I'd get in the plane.

So you're on the plane?

- and I'm not gonna land

Until after 11:00.

- oh, but we gotta write

That script for class.

- I know.

Wanna do it over video chat?

- yeah, sure.

I'll text cat and Beck

And tell 'em to get online.

- cool.

- will you pop this for me?

- no.

- I let you borrow

My green sweater last week.

- and that means

I should pop your pit pimple?!

- yes! We're sisters.

If you had a pit pimple, I'd--

Quit kicking my seat!

- quit kickin' my seat!

- your desserts.

- what is this?

- I dunno, pudding?

- aww. It's got fur on it.

- just like your pimple.

- oh.

[music]

♪ here I am once again ♪

♪ feeling lost ♪

♪ but now and then ♪

♪ I breathe it in to let it go ♪

♪ and you don't know ♪

♪ where you are now ♪

♪ or what it would come to ♪

♪ if only somebody could hear ♪

♪ when you figure out how ♪

♪ you're lost in the moment ♪

♪ you disappear ♪

♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪

♪ to put your dream in action ♪

♪ you're never gonna fade ♪

♪ you'll be ♪

♪ the main attraction ♪

♪ not a fantasy ♪

♪ just remember me ♪

♪ when it turns out right ♪

♪ 'cause you know ♪

♪ that if you live ♪

♪ in your imagination ♪

♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪

♪ everybody's fascination ♪

♪ in my victory ♪

♪ just remember me ♪

♪ when I make it shine ♪

[music]

- woo. You're a long one.

- hey, tori.

- oh.

Hey, uh, did you get cat

And Beck?

- yeah, they're about

To get online.

- nice. Where are you?

- at my grandma's house.

- why are you

At your grandma's?

- she called me

And said she was scared

'cause the numbers

Kept changin'

On her digital clock.

- isn't that what clocks do?

- all I know is,

When I got here,

She was hidin' under her bed.

- did you get her out?

- uh-huh,

But I had to use butter.

Oh, cat's on.

- yep, I see.

Let me invite her.

- hey, are you gonna eat

Your pudding?

- you ate yours?

- yeah, I just scraped the fur

Right off the top,

It wasn't bad.

- go nuts.

- hi.

- whassup, little red?

- hey, cat.

- andre!

- one sec.

What's wrong, grandma?

- the numbers on my clock

Changed again!

- it's a clock, grandma.

The numbers are supposed

To change.

- what happened to my butter?

- I'll go to the store tomorrow

And get you some more butter.

[screaming]

- what was that?

- my grandmother just screamed.

- why, what happened?

- I don't know.

I think she saw herself

In a mirror.

- andre!

There's another me on the wall!

- it's okay, grandma!

Just introduce yourself.

I'm sure she's nice.

- Beck's online.

- oh, yeah.

- requesting...

- ow!

- what?

- that rotten kid behind me

Kicked my seat again

And made me poke my eye.

- I didn't kick your seat.

- you did too.

- how's your pit zit?

- that tears it!

- trina! Trina!

He's a little boy.

- yeah and I'm about to put him

Into a little hospital.

- you requested my face?

- hey, man.

- hi.

- hey, Beck.

- is that a dog with you?

- aw, look at the puppy.

- he's cute, huh?

- so cute.

- is he yours?

- nah, I'm watchin' him

For my neighbor while she's

At her cheerleading practice.

- you live next door

To a cheerleader?

- I do.

- figures.

I live next door

To a one-legged old man

Who throws lemons at me.

- so, what's up?

- tori's plane's late.

- I don't get in

Till almost midnight.

- but we gotta write the script

For gradstein's class.

- yeah, so we're gonna do it

Here over video chat.

- oh, sounds good.

- all right.

I will type...

- cat, read the assignment.

- 'kay, 'kay.

It says,

Write a single-scene script,

Between 7 and 10 pages.

The scene must involve

A mystery--ooh--

Use at least 3 characters,

And have a surprise plot Twist.

- got it.

- we can do that.

- ideas?

- hey, you guys wanna hear

A cute joke?

- a joke?

- yeah. Listen. Okay.

What did the young shrimp say

When his mom asked him

Why he wouldn't share

Any of his toys?

- what?

- sorry,

I'm a little shellfish.

Get it?

'cause shrimp

Are very self-centered.

- I think the joke

Is that shellfish sounds

Like selfish.

- oh, my God.

That's even funnier.

Okay, back to the script.

- hey.

What if our script's about a kid

Who goes into a closet

To look for something and--ulch.

- what?

- who was that?

- Robbie's requesting

To join our chat.

- hey.

- hi.

- 'sup?

- hey, Rob.

- hey, Robbie.

What did the young shrimp say

When his mom asked--

- I'm a little shellfish,

You told me yesterday.

- poo.

- listen,

I need your guys' help.

- you need professional help.

- I don't either!

- Robbie...

- we're trying to work

On a script

That's due in the morning.

- this'll just take a second.

- okay, what's your problem?

- well, on Friday at school,

I asked Rex if he wanted

To see a movie with me

On Sunday night.

True or false?

- you said, "how would you feel

"about seein' a movie

On Sunday night?"

And I said,

"sounds like a plan."

- exactly.

And now it's Sunday night

And Rex says he has other plans.

- which I do.

- why would you go

And make other plans

When you said you'd see a movie

With me?

- you guys.

- I never said

I would see a movie with you.

I said, "sounds like a plan."

- what's the difference?

- you never called me

To confirm.

- I'm gonna get a rootbeer.

- Robbie, Rex, you guys

Work this out yourselves.

- bye, Robbie.

- wait, no, don't kick us out

Of the chat!

No, don't!

- all right,

Back to our script.

- hey, what if we write

About a giraffe

Who learns to love?

- a giraffe?

- that's not good.

- no.

- let's just stick with the kid

In the closet.

- right.

So I was thinking,

Maybe he comes home from school

Looking for something,

And he goes into his closet,

And there's like a small,

Secret door in the back of--cat.

What are you doing?

- I clicked on rainbow.

Woooooooo.

-ill you please stop that?

- we gotta do this project.

- sorry.

- now where were we?

- uh, the kid goes

Into his closet.

- right.

And maybe it's not a normal kid.

Maybe he's like created

By scientists

In a government lab or...

- who's that?

- jade.

Let me see what she wants.

- aww.

- hey, look.

We're doing this project

That's due tomorrow morning,

So...

- where have you been?

- home. Why?

- I left you a voicemail

And you haven't called me back.

- I'm doing homework.

- so you wanna break up

With me.

- wait. No. No.

Why would you think

That I want to break up

With you...

- why do you have that animal?

- my neighbor's dog.

- his neighbor the cheerleader.

- cheerleader?

- why? Why would you say that?

- sorry.

- you know

What cheerleaders have?

Pep.

- pep?

- did she say pep?

- why are you doing favors

For a cheerleader,

And what is she doing for you?

- it's not what you think.

She's just...

- I'm coming over there.

- no, no.

You don't need to...

- all right.

So far we have nothing.

So it'd be great if we could do

A little writing together, okay?

- look!

I'm in a kaleidoscope.

- oh, how does she do that?

- you just click effects

On the lower left.

- this is not a time

For effects.

- wooooooooooo.

- hey, look at me!

You guys are giving me

A headache.

- andre...

- ooh! I'm getting dizzy.

Look at me, I'm spinning around.

- what effect is that?

- it's spinning clockwise.

- why tell her that?!

- whoa. Look at me.

- we're not making progress.

- here I go!

- andre, I need you to focus

And keep your eyes...

- I'm spinning.

I can't focus on anything.

- it's like a space ship.

- I'm princess rotation.

- you guys.

We have a project to work on.

I'm not gonna sit here and watch

You guys spin clockwise!

- hey, you heard the lady.

Ready?

- counterclockwise!

- oh. Reverse!

We're in reverse now.

- that's not what I meant.

- look at me

Going back in time.

- when did I become

The mature one?

- I don't know. Quit it!

- make me!

- oh, I'm gonna make you, kid.

- you guys.

This is no time

To fool around.

- you cannot treat me

Like that.

Excuse me.

Your son is being a brat.

- all right.

So the little boy yells...

Will you stop that?

- what?!

- stop dancing in your seat

Like a weirdo!

So the little boy yells what?

- how about,

"mom! There's evil in my closet!

Eviiiilll!"

- okay. Good.

How do I spell eviiiilll?

- use four is and three ls.

- got it. Okay.

Now, why don't we say

The mom walks into the closet

To find her son's face

Being eaten by...

- look! Now I'm a cherry pie.

I'm pie girl!

But don't bite off my nose.

- cat! We have a 10-page script

Due tomorrow morning

And we're on page three,

And you're not helping at all.

Now will you please stop

Acting like a child?!

- there she goes.

- look.

I didn't mean to yell at you.

Please don't cry.

I was frustrated because--oh.

- what happened?

- I made cat cry

And she signed off.

- well, you have to learn

To be more careful

With people's feelings.

- stop kicking my seat

You worthless little nub!

- shut up, old lady!

- are you gonna let your kid

Talk to me that way?!

- I gotta take a wazz.

- enjoy your wazz!

- so where are we

In the script?

- still page three.

The boy says, "mom!

"there's evil in my closet!

Eviiilll!"

- right.

- oh, yeah.

- okay. So next,

Why don't we say the closet

Starts turning into, like,

A fiery den of...

- is that Robbie again?

- yeah.

He wants to re-join our chat.

- no.

- deny it.

- denied.

- move back.

- where are you going?

- the tanning salon.

Where do you think I'm going?

I gotta take a wazz.

- the nub's dad

Is in the bathroom.

- I'm not going back there.

I'm gonna go pee

In the first class lavatory.

- you're not allowed to.

- yeah, yeah. Move.

- ah!

- ah! What was that?!

- that was trina's butt.

- that was horrible.

- your sister's a freak.

- yeah. I know.

- but she's kinda hot.

- did you just call

My sister hot?

- yep. But you're hotter.

- so, who is your new

Boyfriend there?

- not cute, andre.

[knocking]

- what's that noise?

- open the door.

- is that jade?

- yeah. I'm busy working

On a project!

- I need to talk to you.

- sorry. Door's locked.

[door being forcefully opened]

Now it's not locked.

- she has a key?

- no, she has a foot.

- what is going on?

- you just kicked my door open.

- put the dog down and tell me

About this cheerleader chick

Who lives next door.

- I'm not gonna put

The dog down.

- oh, aren't you?

- if you wanna meet

The cheerleader,

She'll be back any minute

To pick up her dog.

- then I'll wait for her.

- whatever you want.

- okay, can we get back

To writing the script now?

- yeah, let's get this done.

- okay. Boy's in the closet.

Face being eaten.

Mom walks in and...

- another video chat request?

- who is it now?

- someone named

Lilóstephanie21.

- who's she?

- I don't know. Let me see.

- hello.

- Robbie!

- dude!

- oh, come on.

- you created

A fake screen name?

- well, you denied my real one.

- but why lilóstephanie21?

- 'cause lilóstephanie1

Through 20 were taken! What?

- you couldn't have picked

A boy's name?

- says a lot, doesn't it?

- look, don't you guys agree

That if a person says

He'll see a movie with you

On Sunday night,

He should honor that commitment

And not just leave me hanging.

- what happened to Robbie?

- my finger.

- ah.

- all passengers, please...

- move, move, move.

- ah!

- it's back!

- will you stop wiggling

Your butt in my friends' faces?

- guess who I just met

In first class!

- who?

- Perez Hilton!

- shut up.

- I swear! Row one seat b!

- oh, man, please tell me

You didn't bother Perez Hilton.

- I had to!

- trina.

- do you realize

How powerfule is in Hollywood?

He can make me famous overnight!

- so you talked to him?

- I tried to,

But then he called

The flight attendant

Who called the sky marshal

And then they escorted me

Out of first class.

- so why are you all smiley?

- I got his camera!

- why?

- 'cause tomorrow

I'll email him,

Say I found his camera,

And he'll be so grateful

When I give it back

That he'll write about me

In his blog and I'll be famous!

- what ever happened

To getting famous

By having some talent?

- talent has nothing to do

With being famous.

- oh, now who?

- somebody wants

To join our chat.

- it's probably Robbie again.

- ugh.

- what's the screen name?

- Mr. Skinny jeans.

- that's sinjin.

- hey guys.

I see you're video chatting.

- what you need?

'cause we're really kinda busy.

- are you on a plane?

- yeah, I'm on a plane.

- and they have wi-fi?

- no, sinjin.

I have the world's longest

Internet cable

Hanging out the window.

- nuh-uh.

Airplane windows don't open.

- hey, wait a minute. Sinjin?

- hi, jade.

- where did you get that lamp?

-- at the lamp store.

- it looks exactly like

The lamp I have

In my den at home.

- oh. Weird.

- are you in my house?!

Take your computer with you!

- please don't tell my mother.

- all right,

We're not accepting

Any more chat requests, okay?

- good.

- agreed.

- andre!

Stop talking to yourself!

- grandma,

I'm not talking to myself.

I'm talking to tori and Beck.

- that's a lie!

They're not here!

- I know that.

I'm talking to them online. See?

- hi, Mrs. Harris.

- how you doing?

- I don't understand this!

- grandma.

- ah! Grandma!

- aw, grandma!

Just go sit down on your couch!

- it's just me, Mrs. Harris.

- leave me alone!

- guess that just leaves

You and me.

- and me.

- let's just get an f

And be done with this.

- oh, come on. We can finish

This script ourselves.

- you really want to?

- sure.

Why don't we just try to--

[knock on door]

- oh. Now what?

- is that your cheerleader

Friend?

- come in.

- yeah! Come in!

- hi, Beck.

- hi, Allie.

Jade, this is

My next door neighbor, Allie.

Allie, this is my girlfriend,

Jade.

- nice to meet you.

- hello, Allie.

- thanks for taking care

Of sparkles.

- any time, kiddo.

- your girlfriend's pretty.

- I know.

- bye.

- see you.

- wow, jade, looks like

You got some competition there.

- you gonna say you're sorry?

- you didn't tell me

She was nine.

- you didn't give me a chance.

- oh, don't try

To turn this around on me!

- hey. Beck.

- you love making me jealous.

You could've said she's nine.

I wouldn't have gotten

Upset with you.

- listen.

Can you guys fight later?

- stay out of this, tori!

- but I just need Beck

To help me write--

- oh.

- now what are you gonna do?

- I am gonna finish writing

This script myself.

We have 62 minutes

Until we land, and I'm sure

If I type really fast,

I can get this done--

- you!

- Perez!

- oh, my God.

You're Perez Hilton!

- you took my camera!

- no, no I didn't!

- yes, you did.

It's in your hand!

- I'll give it back

If you write about me!

- no! It doesn't work that way!

Give me my camera!

- oh, come on!

- trina!

- you don't understand.

- give me my camera!

- this is a big deal to me.

This is like something

I've waited for my whole life.

No, no, no!

- oh, my God!

Perez Hilton is on my lap!

Perez Hilton is on my lap!

- can you invite me

To your party.

- no. Stop it.

- this is a really big

Deal to me.

- gimme my camera.

You're a freak.

You're crazy.

- I love you, Perez.

- trina!

Stop harassing Perez Hilton!

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