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Are you sure you don't want me to help you lock up?

No.

We could crack open this wine bottle.

And test out a few beds.

Well, that sounds like a plan, Sarah, but I don't think your husband would go

for it.

You're such a good guy, Robbie.

That's what makes you so appealing.

A little boring, maybe.

But definitely appealing.

I think you need to get laid a little more often.

So what makes you think you're a sex therapist now?

Huh?

I'm a woman.

It's a profession I'm born into.

Are you sure you don't want me to help close up shop?

Uh, no. I think you can go home now. Hey.

I think she's tied herself out shopping by now.

Thanks anyway, Robbie.

Okay.

Bye-bye.

Excuse me, miss. I'm sorry, but we're closing the store right now. Oh, but I

just found what I wanted.

Can I please buy it now? I can't sleep on my floor another night.

Well, I guess I don't have a choice. What did you decide on? Well, I've

decided on this and this.

You always get so excited buying furniture.

Well, it's my first time.

Your first time?

That's cause for a celebration. Would you like to make a toast?

Compliments?

Compliments at the store?

Well, sure. Why not?

Okay, I'll be right back. Okay.

My own bed.

Thank you.

And who am I toasting to?

Lisa.

Robbie.

Here's to first times.

Bottoms up.

First times. Bottoms up.

Can I have some more?

Why, certainly.

Thank you.

I feel dizzy.

Well, maybe you should lie down.

Can I get you a glass of water?

Let's see.

I think you'll live.

Do you feel any better?

Is there anything at all I can get for you?

Well, I've never lived alone, and I feel kind of scared.

Will you hold me?

Yeah, certainly.

I didn't know testing furniture could be so much fun.

You learn something new every day.

Just sit right on top.