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[Dr. Colosso] Previously on The Thundermans: Undercover...

Wait, so our entire mission is over

if we don't impress this guy?

I'm gonna prove I'm better without you

by taking on a new partner.

The Giddler!

You cannot replace me with Gideon.

[zapping]

[Gideon gasps]

I might have shrunk Gideon

and can't find him.

Max, how could you do this?

I really need to focus on making

my partnership with Phoebe better.

But I'm ready to do the work.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Good morning!

Would you two care for

some super freshly squeezed orange juice?

[whirring]

[squelching]

Do these good morning vibes have anything to do

with Captain Perfect's Hero League report?

Okay, yes.

And it is time for me to start making up

for some very tiny mistakes.

You shrunk your friend Gideon.

That's why I said "tiny."

But now, I'm ready to be a better partner.

So I made breakfast.

Ooh, cereal.

And you didn't keep all the marshmallows to yourself.

[retching, spitting]

Ew, Max, how do you burn cereal?

Okay. Admittedly, cooking is not my super power,

but I can only get better, right?

[chuckles nervously] That's so true.

I'm just gonna go kick the vending machine at school

and see what drops out.

[knock on door]

[in singsong] Come in!

Captain Perfect, would you care

for some freshly super squeezed orange juice?

I just came by to say I can't do team building exercises today.

I've got to help my little sister, Penny.

-She's going through something. -Aw. What's she struggling with?

Imaginary friend? Nail biter?

Her imaginary friend's a nail biter?

She wants to be a supervillain.

Ah, that's just a normal part of growing up.

Penny's a smart kid. She's great with gadgets,

but this evil phase is leading her down a dangerous path.

Or a weird path where you grow up

to play dress-up with your bunny.

Ahem! I play dress-up,

he just tells me what looks good.

Hey, what if I talk to Penny?

When I was a kid, I wanted to be evil.

But through my inner strength, I overcame it.

You didn't have help from anyone?

Like your whole family? For like ten years?

Oh yeah, Billy did help.

But seriously, I could talk to Penny

and help her learn from my mistakes.

Max, if you could help Penny turn from evil,

it would look great on my report to the Hero League.

Great idea. I'll sub for your class

so you can spend the day together.

[laughs] See? We're better partners already!

We go together like...

like cereal and frying pans! [laughs]

-Whoo! -I just spat that out.

♪ theme music playing ♪

[Chloe] I come from a family of superheroes.

But now my brother and sister and I

are heading to a brand new town.

[Phoebe] We're going undercover.

[Max] To try and solve our most important mission yet.

♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't make-believe, it's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Max, thanks for agreeing

to hang out with my sister today.

I'll beam her in right now.

-[beeps] -[whirs]

Hey! I was about to punch your laptop.

Penny, meet Max.

He's going to teach you that being a superhero

is much better than being a supervillain.

You're seriously going to force me

to hang out with this boomer?

I am no boomer, okay.

I got skibidi high-key rizz, no cap. [chuckles]

Can I punch him?

No. You're going to learn from him.

I'll take that boxing glove

and I'll call later to check in.

Good luck!

So, Penny, some cool wrist gear you got there.

Other than gadgets, what else are you into?

Hatching evil plans, world domination.

Normal kid stuff.

This kid's a little jerk!

I like her already.

Whoa! You have a talking rabbit?

Uh, actually Colosso is a supervillain

that my dad turned into a rabbit, so...

Can I spend the day with him instead?

The evil is strong in this one. Train her, I must.

Colosso, quiet down. I'm trying to inspire her, okay?

Now, Penny, let's, uh, kick back and talk about your issues.

Cool kid to cool kid.

Yeah, let me know when the other cool kid gets here.

Kapow! She doesn't miss!

Look, I've heard it all.

Nothing you say will ever change my evil mind, super dork.

Hey, I'm no super dork.

And I saw you hide that stink blast, by the way.

[explodes]

Whoa! You saw that? How?

Because I've been doing evil

ever since you were setting stink blasts off

in your diaper, kid.

I heard you used to be a villain.

If you were still one,

you would have noticed my second stink blast.

-[explodes] -[Dr. Colosso coughs]

Kapow! She got me!

[laughs] That's hilarious.

I mean, don't do that again.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

-Hey, Phoebe, what's going on? -Max is busy today

so I'm going to be your substitute teacher.

Hey! That means we might actually learn something!

We learn stuff from Max. Like...

You're right, we don't learn anything.

[both gasp] It's starting!

What's starting? Pizza before 8:00 a.m.?

My dad already invented that.

We didn't tell you. The summer school dance is coming up.

-Cool! We going? -Yep.

Most people go with their friends.

But some people get asked by their crushes

with a sweet dance-posal!

I think this might be one.

Delivery for Bridget.

I didn't order pizza.

Then how about coming to the summer school dance with me?

[Bridget gasps] Yes! [laughs]

Aww! Is there anything more magical than a dance-posal?

Yes! Pizza!

Save me a slice!

Chloe! Your first normal life school dance.

-This is so exciting! -I know.

I have to pick out a dress, do my hair.

Can I get a new pair of cute shoes

that make my feet hurt?

So cute you won't be able to walk for a week.

Do you think you're going to go with... B.C.?

Uh, I don't know, maybe. Why, did you hear something?

No, not yet, but let's find out.

-Hey, B.C.! -Phoebe, what are you doing?

Just giving you a little shove towards love.

A love shove!

Well, cut it out.

And promise me you won't ruin my first dance

by getting too overly involved?

I promise I will not get too overly involved.

Good.

I will get just the right amount of involved.

♪ upbeat musical transition

[exhales]

Whoa! A reverse gravity slide?

I didn't think that was possible.

Lots of things are possible.

Like...

I don't know, not becoming a supervillain!

Ugh. For a second there, you were almost cool.

Check out all this tech that only superheroes get to use.

Oh! Our newest gadget.

This is the Stick-it-to-'em

and it sticks your enemies in place instantly.

You're nothing like my goody-goody brother. You're--

Charismatic with a streak of awesomeness?

I was gonna say less annoying.

I'll make you a deal.

You quit being evil

and I'll train you in all the latest gadgets.

Or let me train you in evil

and I'll give you the world!

Greetings, Max!

Oh, what's up, Thunderford?

Thunderford? [snorts]

More like Thunder-nerd.

I'm not programmed to feel pain yet that still stung.

I thought you should know that The Mastermind

is recruiting henchmen today at the abandoned toy factory.

Now, if you'll excuse me... [sniffles]

...I'm going to cry hot digital tears. [sobs]

Well, looks like our hang will have to wait, Penny.

I got a mission.

I need to go to that.

Sorry, but you can't sneak in with me

to the evil henchman auditions.

Who said anything about going

with you?

I'm stuck!

You had your time as a villain,

now it's mine.

[laughs maniacally]

You get back here, Penny!

Colosso, why didn't you stop her?

Why? I'm rooting for the kid.

She's everything you were supposed to be. [laughs]

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

[sighs] Using my own gadgets against me?

Oh, that kid is good.

I'm gonna miss those jeans.

Max, you need to get down to those henchman tryouts

-and bring Penny back. -I know.

If Captain Perfect finds out, he's gonna give me a bad report

and our entire Thundercover mission's gonna be over.

I meant bring her back to see if she'll adopt me

and give me a new forever home!

I just need to sneak in there and rescue Penny,

but if she knows it's me, she'll never listen.

I do not support this.

What if I let you give me an evil makeover?

I now fully support this!

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

[laughs] Nice job, Colosso. I look pretty evil.

You don't even know the most evil part.

Those pants don't come with a zipper.

Good luck in the bathroom!

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

[laughs] 'Sup, fellas?

You guys auditioning too? [chuckles]

So, uh, don't we know each other

from our evil kickball team in high school?

No? Good talk.

A child? [chuckles]

Someone get this kid out of here.

Seriously, kid, get out of here and never look back.

Who brought their weird uncle?

I'm not going anywhere.

[yelps]

I mean... Thank you. [chuckles]

Henchmen love pain.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Okay, can anyone tell me

who famously sailed across the Delaware River in 1776?

Jinx, please lower your hand

if your answer has anything to do with zombies.

Or werewolves.

Guess you don't wanna be educated.

[school bell ringing]

Oh, wow, Chloe, we had no idea your sister

was such a good teacher.

I thought you guys had her for art class.

That's why we're surprised.

Hey, B.C.! Can you hang back for a sec?

Am I in trouble?

That depends on how you answer this question.

Are you gonna go to the summer school dance?

A, no. B, maybe.

Or C, darn tootin' I am and I wanna go with Chloe!

C!

Except for the tootin' part.

I'm just not sure how to ask her.

Well, who better to help you brainstorm

than her substitute teacher and all-the-time big sister?

What if I asked her by putting a note in her burrito?

-[clears throat] -Or...

I could ask her with a dance-posal.

[gasps] What a good idea you just came up with!

Come on, we got work to do.

-"We"? -[scoffs]

Well, since you're asking for my help, okay!

Line up, recruits!

It's time to meet your new leader. Kiefer!

[chuckles] I'm more pumped than the time I wrestled that shark!

I wish the shark ate you.

We henchmen are going to play a vital part

in The Mastermind's upcoming attack on Secret Shores.

Um... upcoming?

Are we talking days, weeks?

Any information about the attacks would be helpful.

Shut your trap!

Now, there's only room for one more henchman on the team.

There's only one spot?

Yeah.

Jerry exploded.

Hear that, punk?

Jerry went kablooey!

Only a matter of time before that's you too-ey.

The losers will be kicked out.

Now break a leg.

Hopefully each other's.

Now's your last chance to split, kid.

Yo, why do you keep talking?

What's your name?

Uh... [chuckles]

Chuck. Chuck Dynamite. [chuckles]

That's dumb.

I'm going to call you Smudge McDumb-Face.

-I really like Chuck Dyn-- -Can it, Smudge!

You're first.

Let's see if you're still talking

after getting hit with a chair.

We doing a count to three or--

[groans]

Yes! [chuckles]

Like I always say,

chairs are for hittin', not for sittin'.

Not bad. Take a seat.

You're up, Penny.

My first chair smash?

Let's do this!

Go easy on the girl.

Her bones are still growing.

[chair smashes]

I've never felt so alive! [laughs maniacally]

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

[gasp] Ooh, a dance-posal's happening!

Cool! I wonder who's asking me.

[romantic music plays in school]

I think I'm the one being asked.

Why would he wear that costume?

And there's my answer.

Chloe, when I'm with you, my heart skips a--

Whoa!

[Chloe] Are you okay?

[groans]

I'm gonna go home and never talk to anyone again.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna need that costume back when you--

Uh, never mind, not the time.

Phoebe, what did you do?

This could get ugly. Let's get out of here.

Well, I just maybe sorta helped B.C.

plan an elaborate dance-posal.

Come on, I had to go over the top.

He was just gonna put a note in a burrito.

I love burritos!

Why'd you have to get so involved?

[sighs] Wait, Chloe--

Whoa!

Ow. [panting]

I should have gone with the burrito.

♪ upbeat musical transition

Congratulations on completing your evil tryouts.

We appreciate you choosing to hench with us.

Now, our new henchman is...

Please don't say Penny, please don't say Penny.

Smudge!

Yes! [laughs]

Oh, it feels so good to win! [chuckles]

Can't believe I lost to this goober.

Sorry you didn't make it, squirt.

Better luck next time.

Or better yet,

maybe quit crime and take up coding.

Hey. Where are you going?

Well, since I didn't get picked,

I'm going to go slash all your tires.

You are pure evil.

We can't let you leave.

How would you like to be our first henchkid?

Yes!

I'm gonna call you Chuck Dynamite.

What?!

Oh man, I'm finally gonna get to be a real villain!

Not so fast. You and Smudge have one last initiation task

before you get your patch.

You two are going to destroy Splat By The Sea.

Sweet! My life of crime officially begins.

[laughs maniacally]

Uh, yay, crime! [chuckles] This is great, Penny.

Call me Chuck Dynamite.

I will never!

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

This place is locked up! Well, we gave it a shot.

Let's go check out that coding thing you were talking about.

Move it, Smudge.

Let the real villain handle this.

You'll never be able to pick that lock.

-[metal jangling] -Done.

And that's how this day's going.

Uh, I gotta admit, you got skills, kid.

Thanks. Had to find something I was better at

than my try-hard brother.

Don't even get me started about annoying perfect siblings.

Right?

I'd love to see the look

on my brother's perfect face now.

[laughs maniacally]

[beeping]

Uh, his face? What face? I don't see a face!

I gotta take this, but don't do anything evil without me.

Hey, Max. Just checking on Penny.

Wait, why do you look like that?

Oh, this? Um, this is just some evil henchman cosplay.

All part of the de-villain process.

Love it. That's why you're the right person for this job.

Yep. [chuckles] We are this close to a break-in.

I mean, breakthrough!

[laughs maniacally]

Well, gotta go talk about feelings.

Don't call back! Bye!

Check it, weird-beard. Plugging up all the tubes.

To clean them? That is so evil.

No, to clog them.

Then I'm going to hack into the ordering system

and send meatballs through every tube and--

The pressure from the tubes

will cause a meat explosion, destroying Splat By The Sea.

Yeah! That's why we're here.

You really are a McDumb-Face. [giggles]

Start plugging tubes.

Or, we could talk about decisions

that could ruin your life.

I said start plugging tubes!

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

There's my loving and forgiving sister.

Nope, it's me, Chloe.

You still got your sense of humor, that's good.

What do you want?

I want to apologize

for messing up the dance for you.

And for injuring my crush?

And for injuring your crush.

And for renting a giant billboard

saying "Chloe and B.C. forever."

I didn't do that.

No, but I bet you would've!

Look, I don't expect you to forgive me,

but I still want to make things right.

How could you possibly do that?

By allowing you to make your own memories

while I stay out of it.

Except for one more time. Come outside.

-B.C.! -Hey, Chloe!

Uh, Ms. Thunderman.

Hi, B.C.

Oh, right, this is where I butt out.

I'm so sorry about today.

Phoebe means well, but, you know... you were there.

I remember every painful second.

Do you think you'll be better by the dance?

Because if you go... and I could go,

maybe we could go together?

Well, if I'm there and you're there

and we're there at the same time...

So, is that a yes?

It's a yes!

So, what do we do now?

Maybe you leave and I'll text you later?

Sounds good.

Phoebe, I forgive you.

Huh. Guess she really did give me some space.

No, I'm still here.

And I'm really happy for you.

Thanks.

And never mess with my life again.

Ehh, we both know I will.

[laughs maniacally] All the tubes are clogged.

-We're ready. -Ready to go home?

That would be the most evil thing we could do. Good call!

It's time to make this Splat go splat!

As soon as I press this--

No, wait, you can't!

Your brother would never forgive me.

How do you know my brother?

Uh...

'Cause I'm not Smudge McDumb-Face, I'm...

Max Thunderman.

Also, ow!

That dork I was supposed to hang out with?

Yep! Except for the dork part.

Hey, boss. Smudge was wearing a disguise.

Who cares? So am I.

I can't let people know I'm a second grade teacher.

Listen, Penny, if you order those meatballs,

you're going to regret it.

Trust me. I know exactly what it's like

to grow up with an annoyingly perfect sibling.

More annoying than you? Well, that's rough.

No matter how hard I tried,

I could never be a superhero like her,

so... I became a supervillain.

Why'd you stop?

My family saved me before I went too far,

and... they knew deep down that I was good.

I think you are too.

No one ever understood me enough to talk to me like this before.

Thanks, Max. Up top?

-[beeps] -Oh no.

We just put in an order for a hundred mega-meatballs!

[rumbling]

This place is gonna blow!

-What are you gonna do? -Uh, I'll try to unclog

all the tubes at once using my telekinesis.

Take cover!

[whooshing]

Max! That was awesome! Thanks!

If you really wanna thank me,

help me clean up these meatballs.

Is he some kind of supe?

Whatever he is, he's perfect for what The Mastermind is planning.

When I hit him with this microchip,

I'll be able to make him do all the evil I want.

Hey, can I borrow a Stick-it-to-'em

to use on my brother at Sunday dinner?

Well, sure! That's not evil, that's just hysterical.

[both laugh]

[groans, winces] Stupid mosquitoes.

[device beeping]

♪ suspenseful music playing ♪

Welcome to The Mastermind's new villain league.

♪♪