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[Max] Previously on Thundermans: Undercover...

Chloe has to take summer school.

-Who did you get to teach us? -Me!

I'm Bryson Chance, but everyone calls me B.C.

-I'm Chloe. -Please tell me you don't like

the son of that environment-hating meanie.

[all grunting]

-Tell me who you are. -The name's Captain Perfect.

[all grunting]

I hope we get to work together again sometime.

-That sounds perfect. -Perfect.

Phoebe has no idea what we have in store for her.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Thank you for helping me save

that pancake house, Captain Perfect.

That syrup bandit really thought he'd get away.

But instead, he found himself in a sticky situation.

-Ah. -[both chuckle]

He was toast. Oh!

He was a chicken and we...

[both] ...never waffled!

[both laugh]

[Captain Perfect grunts]

Surprise agility test? All right.

No. I thought I saw my brother in the kitchen.

But I think we're good.

You two still play hide-and-seek?

-That is adorable. -[chuckles]

Well, it's more like hide-and-lie.

I haven't technically told Max

I've been teaming up with you yet.

-Mmm. -You know, he's my partner

and I didn't want him to feel disrespected.

Phoebe, the last thing you are is disrespectful.

Aw. Thank you.

Now, mind crawling away on your belly so no one sees?

It would be my pleasure.

I'm gonna call it Evasive Maneuver Omega 12.

Call it whatever you want, just get to crawling.

Continuing surveillance on Thundergirl.

Mission is progressing as planned.

♪ tense musical sting ♪

Okay, coast is clear.

Max and Chloe will never suspect a thing.

Phoebe, why are you in your super suit?

Did you sleep in it again, you weirdo?

You know they're not pajamas, right?

Oh! This?

I was wearing it to protect me from the sun.

After all, UV rays are the villains of the sky.

Why were you even outside?

For gardening.

-We don't have a garden. -Oh, we do now.

Well, I assume you were on, like, a solo mission,

handling minor hero stuff

while I'm stuck teaching summer school.

That would have been a better explanation,

but a false one, 'cause of the gardening.

Whatever. We gotta go to school.

Hey, if you face off against any real villains,

make sure you call the toughest member of the family.

Oh, yeah, I have Chloe on speed dial.

-Oh, snap! -[both giggle]

We're just lucky The Mastermind has been so quiet lately.

We are. [gasps] Or maybe he's stuck

in summer school like you guys.

[chuckles] Can you imagine?

With a little Mastermind backpack. [chuckles]

I think Phoebe's finally lost it.

[chuckling]

Yeah. Let's back away slowly.

[chuckling] He's like, "Rawr, I'm The Mastermind.

Oh, this backpack's so heavy. Rawr!" [chuckles]

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

[Chloe] I come from a family of superheroes.

But now, my brother and sister and I

are heading to a brand-new town.

[Phoebe] We're going undercover.

[Max] To try and solve our most important mission yet.

♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't make-believe It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Living a double life ♪

[song ends]

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Hey, Chloe!

I had fun studying history with you last week.

Me too. It was fun learning about old dudes

and their old stuff.

You wanna come with me to Splat By The Sea tonight?

My dad's celebrating the launch of his new Chance Phone 7.

Oh, fun.

I heard it's exactly like the Chance Phone 6,

only more expensive.

That's not true.

It's way more expensive!

Anyway, there'll be free food and your new friend, me!

-What do you say? -You had me at "free food."

Kidding! I'd love to hang out with you. I'm in.

Chloe!

[sighs] Sorry you were stuck talking to B.C.

Seriously. Who does he think he is

with that dumb, handsome face?

We have a riddle for you.

What's the only test that's actually fun?

A protest!

Want to join in on a protest we're planning?

Is it about Max being the worst summer school teacher?

That's next week's.

This time, we're protesting Chance Technologies.

They're throwing a big party at Splats tonight.

We're going to stand outside and politely yell at people.

[laughs]

No.

No what?

I want to "know" more about that protest!

Chance Technologies' towers send out frequencies

that keep bats awake during the day.

Which doubles our chances of turning into vampires!

Wait.

Maybe I wanna be a vampire.

Jinx, focus!

[sighs] There's nothing more important tonight

than saving those bats.

-[Jinx sighs] Right. -[giggles]

Glad you're in, Chloe. I'll send you the details!

Not if I send them first.

Which wouldn't make sense 'cause I don't have them.

All right, class, I'm here.

Your first assignment is...

don't bother me.

Max, I need your help.

Did you not hear the assignment?

B.C. invited me to the same party

that Buch and Jinx want me to protest.

Ah, the age-old conundrum.

-[chuckles] -Crushes versus friends?

No. Bothering me versus not bothering me.

You chose wrong.

Wait. I'm like the one person who can handle two events

at the same time.

I'll just teleport.

Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. I was, uh, designing

some cool new super gadgets. [chuckles]

I call it "The Stench Rocket."

-[chuckles] -Oh.

You shoot bad guys to make them smell?

Bad guys and Pheebs. [chuckles]

I wonder what she's up to?

Besides totally falling apart without me. [chuckles]

-Weird. -[beeps]

She said she was gonna be at a gardening shop

but my watch has her at this jewelry store.

I assume she's not buying me

that clock necklace I wanted.

Yeah, we agreed as a family you cannot pull that off.

She must be on a solo mission.

And I'll bet she needs backup.

Hey! Can you cover my history class?

Sure. What are you teaching?

Just tell them who invented Benjamin Franklin

or whatever. Gotta go!

♪ quirky musical transition ♪

-[alarm blaring] -[chuckling]

You'll never get away with this diamond heist, Professor Portal.

Clearly you don't know how portals work.

Allow me to demonstrate.

-Ha! -[whooshing]

Lucky I showed up!

She can't defeat this Portal-Potty alone.

Ha! "Portal-Potty."

[exclaims]

[both grunt]

Ha! Nice try, Portal-Potty.

Hey, I just said that.

Thanks, Captain Perfect.

No problem. I owed you one

for saving my butt last week.

Last week?

I'm taking these diamonds

straight to The Mastermind.

Like he always says,

"When life gives you diamonds,

give them to me." [laughs]

-They can't let him escape. -We can't let him escape.

Okay, this guy's gotta stop saying what I'm saying.

I'll get the Professor, you get the portal?

Hey, Professor, what's another name for diamonds?

Wow, that's a good question.

Uh, there's jewels, rocks, oh, and, uh, ice.

Oh, crud.

[grunts]

-Here comes the safe! -And here comes the save!

[thuds]

Nice job! Now be a gem and help me push

those diamonds back to the store, save buddy?

"Save buddy"? Has a nice ring to it.

Ah! 'Cause jewelry stores sell rings! [chuckles]

Ugh! There's two of them.

Wait. There's two of them.

Phoebe found a new partner.

♪ dramatic music plays ♪

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

All right, Professor Portal defeated.

House to myself.

Time to kick back with some after-action reports.

-I know what you've been doing! -No, you don't!

And is your hair looking flat today?

I did sleep on it a little weird. Wait!

Don't distract me with hair talk.

You've been fighting crime with a new superhero partner.

What? Why would you say that?

Because you're obviously hiding mission reports

behind your back.

What? This?

No, this is a novel I'm writing

about a woman in her mid-20s with nothing to hide.

[clipboard thuds]

Stop it!

I saw you and your little "save buddy"

-at the jewelry store. -Okay, fine.

Captain Perfect did help me at the pancake house.

Wait, did you say "pancake house"?

How many saves have you done together?

Just a few while you were busy teaching school.

I just didn't tell you 'cause I thought you might get upset

and, obviously, I was right.

What do you even know about this guy?

Well, his name's Peter. His parents are dentists.

Oh, he used to have a pet pig named Ham Solo. [chuckles]

-[chuckles] Ham Solo. -[chuckles]

Your new partner still sounds dumb!

He's not my partner.

So you admit he's dumb.

Okay. How about this?

Next time I see Captain Perfect,

I will bring you along.

He's actually been asking to meet you.

-Really? -Mm-hmm.

Thunderford, send Max a calendar invite

for my meeting with Captain Perfect.

Please clarify which meeting with Captain Perfect.

There are quite a few on the horizon.

[scoffs]

There's like two, tops.

I count seven.

Hey, Thunderford, be cool.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

How could she keep this from me?

Say the word, Max.

I've got a team ready to initiate

"Operation Kick Phoebe in the Shins and Make Her Cry."

Stand by, Lorenzo!

I don't wanna make her cry.

Stand down, Lorenzo.

I just need to track down Captain Perfect

and find out what this guy's up to.

I know a ferocious bloodhound

who's great at tracking.

I think I have a better idea.

Stand down, Millie Slobby Brown.

All right! It says here the Professor's portals

leave a quantum signature on anyone around.

So track the signature, track the Supe.

Let's build our own tracker!

We'll have so much fun, we'll forget all about Phoebe!

[laughing maniacally]

Colosso, the point is to keep working with Phoebe.

For now!

Shoot! I said the quiet part out loud.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

[protesters chanting] No Chance towers!

No Chance towers!

No Chance towers!

No Chance towers!

No Chance towers!

-Chloe! -No Chance towers!

Take five, people!

-We're so glad you made it. -Of course I did!

Nowhere I'd rather be!

Here's your T-shirt.

"Give bats a chance."

Aw! We should save these little disease balls!

Now, just make a protest sign

and join in on the peaceful yelling.

And if you need any ideas, we made a list. [clears throat]

Chance is a creep! Bats deserve to sleep!

We want flowers, not Chance towers!

And my personal favorite is...

Boo, you stink!

Can you keep it quiet?

Fancy people are trying to enjoy my Tube Shrimp.

-[Jinx] Hmm. -The party started already?

Yes, and hopefully, I get a phone upgrade out of it

'cause mine's a little... old.

Ugh.

-Uh, I should go. -Go where?

Uh, to work on my sign and no other activities.

I love how clear she is.

Hit it, people!

[chanting] Give bats a chance! Give bats a chance!

Give bats a chance!

[protesters continue chanting]

Didn't I just yell at you outside?

Yeah, then I came inside. That's how doors work.

Hey! So glad you could make it.

Oh, this is for you.

A bib?

I'm pretty good at eating since I turned six.

It's your free ticket to shrimp. Observe.

[indistinct chatter]

[automated voice] Shrimp bib detected.

[tube gurgles]

Ooh!

I've had dreams like this.

You want some lemon?

Actually, I, uh, like to dip my shrimp in the ocean,

so it tastes fresh. BRB.

As the party's host... [chuckles]

...do I get one new phone or a bunch of them?

-Give bats a chance... -[zaps]

...or they won't have a chance!

We're not saying "chance" too much, right?

Hey, guys. What'd I miss?

Probably not a lot 'cause I've been here the whole time.

What's that on your shirt?

Why are you wearing a bib with a shrimp on it?

Uh...

because Chance Technologies is "shellfish"!

Good point!

Speaking of which...

Give bats a chance, or they won't have a chance!

-Give bats a cha... -I...

Okay, hang on. I know you were just inside.

Inside, outside.

The important thing is that I'm on your side.

Oh. [chuckles]

Shh!

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

-[rapid beeping] -All right, Colosso.

I set my tracker to find Captain Jerk-Pants.

It brought me straight to school.

Say the device's full name!

The Max and Colosso Portal Residue Tracker

Powered by Friendship.

Thank you!

Of course Phoebe likes Captain Perfect.

This nerd's at school on a Friday night.

Mission update. I haven't made contact

but I was able to gather important materials

from the target's work place.

Target?

The designs are impressive. [chuckles]

Although, the fake lesson plans were disappointing.

I'm the target?

One thing is clear,

the target has no idea I'm watching.

Oh, yeah, I do.

And he won't see it coming if we move to terminate.

♪ tense music plays

Terminate?

[breathes deeply]

♪ tense music swells ♪

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

All right. Hopefully, once Max sees

these "please don't be mad at me" brownies,

he won't be mad at me anymore.

Oh, I am so mad at you!

Ooh, brownies!

Don't let her distract you, Max!

You have been working with a villain this whole time!

-What villain? -Captain Perfect!

I spied on him and he called me a target.

That's absurd. You must have misheard him.

Maybe he said "market,"

like he's going to the farmer's market.

He seems like a fresh corn guy.

We'll find out if he's a villain or a corn lover real soon.

-What do you mean? -I texted him from your phone

and was like, "Hey, it's Phoebe.

Come over and help me alphabetize my mission files."

Yeah, like he'd ever believe that.

He's already on his way.

Yeah, it was pretty good.

♪ upbeat musical transition

[imitating bats squeaking]

Chloe, where have you been?

And why aren't you honoring bats

through dance with us?

Because bats use sonar, so to honor them,

I think we should cover our eyes.

Seriously?

Great idea!

[imitating bats squeaking]

...and 3,000 new ringtones.

Which brings us to the main event.

Chloe, you wanna do the honors?

What honors?

Sending the first official text.

Did you miss my speech?

Of course not.

I really liked the part where you...

said all the words.

I had them put my number in there,

so you can text me if you want.

Chloe, we lost you!

Follow my bat sounds.

[imitating bat squeaking]

Is that protester squeaking at you?

No. I've been here the whole time

getting my shrimp on. I'll text you about it.

-Hmm. -From the kitchen.

[imitating bats squeaking]

I'm right here. Open your eyes.

Oh!

Why do you have a Chance Phone 7?

It's fake!

Obviously. For the protest.

Aw!

Let's smash it to send a message!

No!

Uh, why smash it

when you can bury it in the sand?

[laughs] Oh, yeah! That'll show 'em!

I'll do that. You guys stay here.

All right, everyone! Wings up!

Hey, how come you didn't text?

And why are you wearing that shirt?

Mid-party outfit change.

You don't do that?

Hmm. You should be asking her how she was everywhere tonight.

It's like there's two of her.

I think I heard them say something

about giving away free phones.

Where?! Come to Wayland!

Can I be honest?

I was really hoping to impress you tonight,

but I guess fancy parties aren't your thing.

Impress me? You don't have to do that.

No. I mean, I get it.

I don't love these parties either.

Everyone gets the shrimp sweats.

I saw that.

-And I wish I hadn't. -[chuckles]

Learning how to balance the family business

with normal life is hard.

I might know something about that.

But tonight was fun.

Because I got to hang out with you.

And I had a great time with you too.

All right. I got my three phones so party's over! Get out!

Did he say "three" or "free"?

'Cause both are wrong!

[protesters] No chance for Chance!

[both] Chloe?

Wait. How did I get in here?

Please tell us you're not in here

for the evil Chance Technologies party.

Of course not.

But I am in here for B.C.

What? Why?

[sighs] I know I said I don't have a crush on him,

but I super do.

Well, Chloe, this is super not okay.

[sighs] I know. You guys don't like his dad.

That's why I didn't tell you.

[sighs] It's not that.

We don't care who you have a crush on.

Unless they're a magician.

We do not trust magicians.

Well, duh. They're creepy.

But B.C.'s not.

B.C. isn't the problem.

It's that you kept a secret from us.

[sighs] A secret is like an alien parasite.

Sooner or later, it bursts out and gets messy for everyone.

I didn't mean to make a mess of things.

Well, you did. And best friends don't do that to each other.

[Jinx] Yeah.

[sighs] Let's go, Buch.

Wait! Guys!

♪ somber music plays

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Hi, Phoebe.

[crickets chirping]

And... Max!

[chuckles lightly]

I see you finally told him.

I found out myself, Captain Perfect.

Or should I say... Captain Villain?

Plot twist, I'm making you my target.

-I'm sorry, what? -Um...

Max thinks you're a villain. [chuckles]

But you're not, right?

Uh... Anytime now. [chuckles] Hi! Why aren't you talking?

-Okay, Max. The thing is... -Time's up!

[groans, grunts]

Not your wisest move, pal.

Joke's on you. I'm never wise.

[both grunting]

[both yell]

I don't think I made enough brownies to fix this.

♪ intense music plays ♪

[both grunting]

[panting, grunting]

Boy fight! Kick him in the shins, Max!

[both grunting]

Stop it! Right now!

I'm trying to stop him but he won't let me hit him!

[yelps]

You can't surprise me!

You have all the same powers as your sister.

Yeah, she cares about the rules. I don't.

-[grunts] -Ah! Enough!

Stop acting like super weirdos. You're both superheroes.

I hope.

-[grunts, sighs] -Okay, now,

why did Max hear you calling him a target?

Because he is.

You both are!

-What? -See?

Oh, Colosso had the right idea. I'm gonna kick him in his shins!

-Ah! -[Colosso] Forget the shins!

Kick him in his gorgeous face, Max!

[splutters] Wait! Wait!

I am not a villain.

I was sent here by the Hero League

to make sure that you two don't blow the mission

to stop The Mastermind.

What are you talking about?

Thunderford, call President Kickbutt right now.

She said she didn't know you,

but maybe she can clear all this up.

Gladly.

Hello, Thundermans.

And who is this mysterious Supe behind you?

It's okay, President Kickbutt. My cover's blown.

Oh, good.

I wasn't sure where I would go with that one.

Wait, so it's true?

This was all an act? [gasps]

Even the wordplay?

No! Phoebe, those puns were very, very real.

Okay, well, then why did you tell me

there were no other Supes stationed in Secret Shores?

I had to preserve the integrity of this investigation.

But the truth is, you should take

Captain Perfect's presence here very seriously.

Pfft!

More like seriously annoying.

Nailed it!

Why? What makes it so serious?

Failure to impress Captain Perfect

will bring an end to your mission

in Secret Shores.

The life you've built here with Chloe

will be over.

♪ tense musical sting ♪

Give me a sec to smooth this over.

-So, Evelyn-- -No!

Well, better pack your bags!

♪ upbeat musical outro ♪

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