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Do you know this one?

Of course, please don't answer straight away

if the husband or the family friend or even both sit next to me.

But it would be possible, I'm a kurshade.

A kurshadow.

Don't know what that is?

By the way, I not only shadow the ladies, but also take care of their pastime and

their hormone levels.

Hello!

Sorry, she's a madam.

Such an unheard of thing.

Have you heard anything at all?

Fly.

Thank you.

But I'm not asking you like that.

Room 13.

Room 13.

Please.

I'm not crazy.

Come.

So that you can get a very clear picture of the gentlemen in our profession.

We are not male prostitutes. We also only take in

rarely money. Most of the time these are small gifts.

Congratulations, Signor Alfredo. Signor Comendatore, how do you manage that?

Well, my dear, skill is skill.

Skill is skill.

But next time it'll be a little less obvious, right?

Ciao.

Grazie mille, commentator!

With Tonio Stuzzicarende you can always count!

Tonio is always your friend!

Ciao, Tonio!

Oh well, another nice car.

Here, I'll give you the car.

Now? You should have given it to me sooner.

Aren't they wonderful, really happy cattle?

Yes, here you can certainly...

♪ Up to the love kisses from the lederhosen,

♪ can you go to Bayern and away.

♪ Because with the love kisses from the lederhosen,

♪ then you know how things are going with us.

Dear Oskar, I'm fine and I'm very happy,

because the mountains here are magnificent and there is a lot of filming.

Sunday was the church fair and I also went to the dance,

But the biggest sensation here was the Lausel's rake.

♪ Up to the love kisses from the lederhosen,

♪ yes, to Bayern and away.

♪ Because with the love kisses from the lederhosen,

♪ then you know how things are going with us.

Dear Robert, it's beautiful here, you can row and sail,

But if I stress the Schor, then we two get nasty.

Dear Heinrich, your Gerda feels a stirring in her heart,

when Frantl dismisses me as Bavaria after swimming.

♪ Up to the love kisses from the lederhosen,

♪ yes, to Bayern and away.

♪ Because with the love kisses from the lederhosen,

♪ then you know how things are going with us.

You could really paint it, the Bavarian sky,

No, what I have in my hand is Sepp's brush.

In the Hackecht service it's the masters, the boys, the cheeky ones,

but they are even greater in the evening when reading.

♪ Up to the love kisses from the lederhosen,

♪ we know exactly what it's about.

♪ The larks are bright and cold,

♪ the fun that kicks, oh yes.

♪ That's why I wish you, my dear darling,

♪ it should be easy to add.

And it hasn't been forgotten, we'll meet again on the pitch next Wednesday.

He hasn't forgotten his teaching.

So, hello.

Watch out for Schorsch, the Hobo-Nifieti, she's always very fresh but...

Yes, you see, you're not wearing any pants.

Yes, you pig!

Bres, girl, you!

The Mr. Kurgels don't like it.

Uh, why don't you do it yourself, hey?

I don't know, it works.

I'm subscribed to by a medical councilor's wife for the whole season.

Oh right.

You see, my wife is completely different.

She doesn't like these glamorous places.

She really needs a Tropé or Monte Carlo.

She prefers the simple solitude of the mountains.

What? Again?

Although you haven't completely recovered from the last few grids.

But my dear Mr. Eber,

You disappoint me badly.

Let me.

Go open your window. I've been waiting for this for so long.

It's coming soon.

Already?

No, no, Sweden is coming soon.

Oh right.

Okay, then we have to hurry.

Come!

One moment.

Is anyone coming?

I'll be ready soon.

Yes?

Sister Frieda, please.

Anyone want to go outside?

No, Mr. Medical Council, the director was there the other day.

Well, then we can do a little honors today.

So now you take this two to three times a day.

Well, above all, lots of exercise.

Lots of walking, lots and lots of fresh air.

Well, you see, our women have it easier.

While we have to hang around in the polluted oven heat of the big city,

You can enjoy the naked bosom of nature.

On the fragrant hills and mountains of the Bavarian landscape.

Well, my dear, goodbye.

Goodbye, thank you very much.

Goodbye.

Tell me, Sister Frieda, is there anything special?

Yes, Mr. Medical Councilor, I have, I have, how should I tell you?

I have ants in my butt, it itches so much.

Hmm, everything is very pretty.

I mean interesting, of course.

Ants in your bottom?

Well, let's take a look at them now.

Please, about it.

Do you still have rooms available?

Lots.

Is it quiet here too?

Yes, unfortunately. Too quiet.

Exactly what I'm looking for.

Yes, but for me it's not as fun as if it were in there, in that fancy pool.

Are you the house servant?

Yes, house servant will cook, no one knows, I'm just one person.

They're already going out.

Yes, a little walk.

So, a walk, but with stucco pipes.

Excuse me, is this still free?

Thank you, that's very kind. Please don't let me disturb you.

Good day Mr. Wait a minute, I need to clean this up a bit.

Already ordered?

I would like to have a beer.

One beer, please. It's already there. He can do it anyway.

Thanks.

There's a fly in there.

A fly? Wait a minute, we have that in a moment.

Another wish?

The menu.

The menu? It's already there. Nice thing, Marit.

Bring me a Cape roast with potatoes.

Cape roast with potatoes? Yes, unfortunately it's already over.

Then bring me a Wiener Schnitzel with salad.

Wiener Schnitzel? Oh, Jesus, the cook burned that.

Unfortunately, that no longer exists. Please.

Yes, then bring me onion roast with French fries.

Thank God it would have been enough with French fries.

The gentleman over there is chewing on the last piece, but it wasn't good anyway.

Please.

Knösu? Please, what does Knösu mean?

Knösu? That doesn't exist at all.

Ah yes, Knösu, that's supposed to be liver dumpling soup and we have that.

Then, in God's name, bring me some liver dumpling soup.

A liver dumpling soup.

And you can take the beer with you too.

Well, the little flowers want something too, don't they?

They're actually very nice guys, aren't they?

Really very nice.

Yes, and they aren't spoiled either.

You, Zänzi, I really can't come to you so stupidly.

You go to him, sharpen your hands, go on, go to him.

And you only appear to be looking after the guests.

Go on, go to him.

Very nice business here.

Professional colleagues seem to be at work there.

But what does that matter to me?

I'd rather go on vacation.

There is nothing better than watching others work.

So, what was the name of your liver dumpling soup?

You've got your thumb in the ointment.

Yes, but my thumb is clean.

No wonder you asked for it in every soup.

Well, look for yourself, completely clean.

But here, Renegel, is this how you go to a fine restaurant?

But now I've had enough.

Bring me the complaint book.

Please not the complaint book.

Look, I have such an extremely long thumb.

And the complaint book, there's already so much

in it that you can't put anything down there.

Well, who wants to snack on someone else's soup?

That's not how you behave at the table.

The complaint book!

Who wants to be so sensitive?

The complaint book!

Please?

I'm the host there.

Ah yes.

I read the complaint book.

But I haven't written anything in it yet.

But the waiter.

I'm so tired. I think that's what the air in the mountains does here.

True, the air makes you very tired. But it is very healthy.

This is the third year I've been coming here. For three years?

Naturally. I've tried all over the south

But nowhere else do you feel as comfortable as in the Bavarian mountains.

Yes, yes, you are absolutely right. I have my cloudy ones too

Experiences with the South. Italian men are so pushy.

That's true, yes. But here, here, that's something completely different.

Yes, yes. Please.

Waiter, the cup is cracked. This is a sign of how strong the coffee is.

I'm sorry, boss, but I'm just not suitable to be a waiter.

I would much rather apply to become a member of your club.

What? Yes, what do you mean?

Yeah, well, I mean, I want to be much more suitable than...

as a seasonal rooster, you know?

My thumb isn't the only long thing I have.

What you? Stop it!

Our ladies want to paint Bavarian power and not a garden gnome like you.

Excuse me, I'm going back now.

Willie? Yes?

I think the liver dumpling is still usable.

Oh, please forgive me.

No, our liver balls are smaller.

There he is.

A beef brisket for Mrs. Direkta.

A bit tight, but it suits her.

And a calf's head for the man.

Also fits.

And once oxtail soup for Mrs. Kommerzienrath.

She eats oxtail soup every day.

And yesterday the fence was in.

She'll have an oxtail bite today.

What is it?

Am I not getting anything to eat today?

What?

Now for the night, do you want something to eat?

I'm hungry.

Peak time is now indicated.

You are good.

The hens sit outside and wait.

And the rooster wants to rest in there.

You, when women want a belly,

then they can stay at home with their own manbloods.

Go, Vroni, go to her.

Go, I have a heart.

This is the heart.

The heart for your prizes.

And my heart.

The powers.

And the onions.

And that I don't get any complaints from you either.

The woman looked very sad at breakfast today.

As if she had just slept all night.

Don't talk like that about the staff.

From the staff?

You know, it's always cutting.

Now go to your work.

And remember, today is a full moon.

The ladies expect access.

Vroni, go to her. Move on.

Catch me up.

This morning I had to go to the mountain pasture twice.

This afternoon I helped you out with everything.

As an American.

Twice too.

No, one and a half times.

So if you don't want to become a widow early,

then go to her.

Just get me again.

Do trick 17.

Trick 17?

Yes, the one with noodle clouds.

I love you.

Wait, slowly, slowly.

Well, that's good.

That's OK.

I don't need to see anything like that.

Come on now.

Can't we just get in the door?

Aren't you a devil?

That's part of romance.

Let's go.

Well, don't embarrass us.

Is what?

I need a drink.

A double one.

You wouldn't have drunk on duty.

Without it, with the best will in the world, it doesn't work.

It has to work.

You're staying the whole guild, Horst.

Just wait.

I already know something.

But where do you put it?

Hey, Horst, what are you doing?

Go over here.

George, you?

Your sheet is the Cherry Cotton.

Are you off duty today?

Well, I can't do it alone.

She's coming quickly today, yes, in a hurry.

Spirit of this landscape, oh my, oh my.

You have no idea.

Say, say.

Oh, referee.

Are you excited?

Oh, ref, come quickly.

Not so quick, where are you?

Yes, yes, come.

So?

Oh, don't take it off completely, ref.

You know me.

The shoes?

Ah, just the shoes.

All right.

No, not the hat.

And now?

Yes.

I don't have to talk.

Now I'm pointed.

But Schorsch, can't you just stay a little bit?

Now you are quiet.

You just told me that you are a new person.

Yes, just.

But the new person now also wants it.

Like this?

Was nothing.

Well, what are you doing here? What do you want in my room?

Get back out now!

Holy Christian, she stands by me, please help me!

How does that happen?

Yes, you see, it really helps me!

Yes, if you please, I am.

Yes, yes, how?

Very impressive.

I'll go to the bathroom quickly. Let's still have some

time. I'll be back in a moment and then we'll continue.

All night. What? Yes, Miss, now she wants to go again.

Vroni, Vroni. Sepp. What are you looking for there? Excuses.

Sepp, listen. Now take off all your clothes and then we'll make ourselves comfortable.

We'll make love all night long. Are you happy? Yes. Are you really happy?

That's it, I'll be happy, crazy. Me too.

Finally. This is my Oide. Wait a minute. Moment.

You are so kind, doctor.

What do you want then?

Cut, cut!

Doctor, I'm so proud of you.

His husband isn't in the moon, I think.

I don't know which ring he's traveling into the country on today.

Then I thought, maybe he is with you.

I have to check on you, doctor.

No, no, there's nobody here.

It is one who sends me.

Please calm down.

But Ms. Eber, I beg you.

But what do you think of me?

If your husband was in my room, I would have screamed for help.

He was definitely with my husband.

But now that he's getting older, he sometimes has such uncertain moments.

Doctor, I believe your word that my husband is not here.

But it could be that he came in through the window.

There's really no one here.

Do you understand me?

You don't know my husband.

This is a very hypocritical avalanche.

He's just pretending in front of the guests.

But you don't know him.

Doctor, you know, I don't want to raise any suspicions.

That's very far from my mind.

But caution is the mother of windows.

Just a moment, I'll open it soon.

Of course you can check, Ms. Eber.

But you were wrong.

Do you really think he will be here?

Get going! Get going!

Hello! Get going!

Get going! Soggy!

Get going! Hello!

Get going! Hello!

Get going! Get going!

Hello, you! Get going!

Hello, you! Get going!

Untie me! Hello!

Get going! Soggy!

Please, as you wish!

Oh, the empty sky!

Where are you staying for so long?

No, Ms. Take, it's the Wiesnest.

No, what do you look like?

Yes, my boy.

Did you hurt yourself?

How did that happen?

I just fell away.

Such a heartless person.

No, from the people.

But thank you very much, darling.

That you at least helped me with trick 17.

I didn't do that completely selflessly.

How come?

Don't ask so stupidly.

Come on. Where to?

To bed. What?

I would like to talk once.

What?

After all, we have only been married for 25 years.

Oh!

Well, how do you like it?

That's not straight.

What is?

The sign is not straight.

What is? I don't understand.

The sign is not straight.

Wait a moment.

The sign doesn't hang straight.

That's not straight.

Now I understand that.

Well, next you take your own animals.

Yes, yes.

Ah, our hotel gets a new name, the fiery bull.

Yes, yes, you have to move with the times a bit.

Or should I just leave the whole business to you?

Hopefully you also have enough staff.

Well, of course you have to set up a few seasonal cookies.

And hopefully you have enough customers.

There, I'm not afraid at all.

There, there they stand.

What did I say?

There are already a few such monster-great females coming along.

Hello, ladies.

Good day.

Here's next to the suitcases.

Is there something in there too?

Yes.

Wonderful!

Clean!

Welcome to this year's bull!

I hope the name reflects its quality!

What can you rely on?

Fine!

Isn't it, sir?

Yes, where is he?

There he is!

Yes, tell me, what do the Citadromes count?

I'm making myself useful, you can see that!

So, I could reserve the five-person room for you.

It has its own bathroom.

With running, cold and warm water.

And your own toilet so that you are quite comfortable.

But that costs 180 marks.

Listen, good man, I have three bathrooms in my villa in Rastatt.

In three different colors.

I want to live rustically here.

Do you perhaps still have the barn or cowshed available?

Barn?

At most a cowshed.

Mommy!

No, no, not for you.

You get the five-person room and I'll take the cowshed.

Yes, but it costs 60 marks more.

OK.

She's just moved on.

Cool, we have it!

Oh, and that! Simply sweet!

But the smell is nothing, apron.

Well, the hot stuff is coming soon anyway.

Too bad.

Geweide, Jüsel, Geweide!

Hello, what a day, right?

Tell me, is that all you have to offer here?

Well, well!

For example, we would have book proceeds.

Hello? Sepp? Is the coast clear?

Yes, completely.

Oh, my Scherrie. I've been waiting for you all night.

I was so terribly alone.

When your wife knocked again, I was so frightened that I broke the candle.

And on the bill.

I'm sorry, what?

Yes, yes, I didn't expect that.

And so that nothing happens this time, the tap is running terribly up here.

Yes, the tap is running.

Come up and bring your tools with you.

I always have that with me.

Put a bottle of champagne in the toolbox right away.

You know I'm always so thirsty afterwards.

After our Bumsi-Bumsi.

Champagne? What brand?

The most expensive, of course.

What did you say?

No, I mean, what? No, I...

Nothing is too expensive for me, I wanted to say, yes.

A soldier is playing on Wolker Strand.

May I open?

Of course.

Thank you.

So, yeah, laughs.

Sepp!

As ordered.

Oh Sepp, you are really, really sweet.

Oh no!

No?

Oh my God!

Come quickly!

20% room service.

0 and 0 is 0.0 is remembered at 0.

Yes, please?

The faucet in my bathroom is leaking.

I'm sorry, Ms. Eber, but the gentlemen are busy.

But it runs and...

I'm telling you, the gentlemen are occupied. Unfortunately I can't do anything.

Excuse me, Ms. Eber, I just happen to be free.

Could I perhaps be of help with that?

You little Japanese dwarf cuckoo.

After all, I pay. Send me a man immediately.

I'm already completely wet.

Look at yourself all wet already. Please give me a chance.

Just a small one. I will definitely...

Don't disappoint.

Sepp!

Yes?

Ms. Kommerzien's faucet also runs.

You have to follow up.

And you? Where is George?

He has his day off today.

And the Loesl? And Matthias?

Over. In the ox.

That is, in fiery Taurus.

Bull? When I hear a bull like that. I have to

think of something. I have to think of something.

Excuse me, Ms. Eber. Come to mind. But that doesn't

mean everything has to fall apart straight away.

Excuse me, Mr. Wirth, could I perhaps...

Come on, let's do it now. Let's do it. Let's move on.

Yes, please.

I need a man.

Excuse me, boss? Let me try it.

Let me prove that I also support my husband.

Let him go away.

All right, go prove yourself.

So thank you, boss.

Thank you, Ms. Eber.

So I definitely won't disappoint you.

When is someone finally coming?

Someone is coming soon.

No, woman, someone will figure it out soon.

Who's there?

Well, who will be there? The plumber!

What are you waiting for? Come in!

Of course, madam.

Madam, you don't need a plumber.

You need a plumber.

Olga, forgive me. I'll make everything right again.

I want to pay for the car here.

Stumbling in my processing.

Good night.

I'm not Olga.

Who are you, then?

I am Olga's daughter Eva.

And what gives me pleasure?

You have to help me.

I'm sorry, what?

My mom locked me in. And do you know why?

No.

But I know she's having fun.

I know exactly what my mother does in the previous style.

I'm not stupid.

So, yes, I too have heard about this feeling of sin here.

If you need my help, I am my wife mom.

She's right.

So.

And what about me?

How come?

I'm engaged after all. And my fiancé is harassing me.

Well, he's just a man. I would really like to, but...

But what?

I'm completely inexperienced. Yes, there is such a thing.

But if I act so terribly stupid, he'll end up ditching me.

Yes and?

No, no, I have to be sensational when I go to bed with him.

What does that have to do with me?

You will teach me.

Why me?

My mom locked me up because of you.

Yes, does Mama know what you're up to?

Of course not, but I know for a fact that she recognized you.

So don't bother. How much are you charging?

I demand that you get dressed again and leave my room immediately.

Or even there.

Are you serious?

My full.

Phew!

What does phew mean here?

Thank God you're not the only rooster around here.

What did you say?

Do you want to hear it again?

Yes.

Phew!

What do you think of talking to me like that?

Sweet.

Eve.

Eve.

Eve.

Don't do anything stupid.

It doesn't suit you.

What?

The arrogant facial expression.

Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Grandpa said she.

Don't forget, tomorrow is Saturday and the train arrives at 10 a.m.

Yes, I know, the Bull Express.

The train is really late.

Procedure, procedure.

The timetable is the passenger train from the

direction of Mützke over, Kempfhöpp, Buchloe,

Engine grain, from platform 1.

96 minutes late.

Please look back at the moving walkway.

I do not know exactly. I don't know if he's in there.

Sorry, guests.

Can I get through? Thank you very much.

Can you see it.

Final trip with the Ravelsbahn from Huberhausen, platform 2, A-Bus 4 and 5.

Travel date from Stromplatz, platform 4, A-Bus 4 and 5.

My rental kitten.

My little mouse.

My bunny.

My chicken.

My cows.

My kid.

My little deer.

To the wild boar, to the wild boar, to the wild boar.

How do we sing it this way?

Today the final game.

Thanks, cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Say hello to Christ, finally on Saturday we can

have some peace and quiet from the little women

And you don't need to shave either.

What?

And the loss of 500 marks every Saturday.

Yes, sky ass cloudburst.

Then we have to put up with it from the little women,

that they bring their own men here.

If I had something to say, I would completely ban my visits.

Forbid, that's exactly forbid.

Place the cards and we'll play a round.

10.10.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Here you go, the cards.

You give, you embarrass best.

See you soon.

Good day.

Excuse me, is this free?

Yes, put one here.

Thanks.

What can I bring you?

A beer please.

Du Sepp, we have to sort ourselves out with a piece of other money.

Yes, you're right.

How about we give that clover ax over there a little pluck?

Dude, it's a great idea.

Good.

You, we need a fourth man to play cards.

Wait a minute. Do you want to join in?

But I can't do that at all.

Never mind, we'll learn it from you.

All right then.

Then go. Let's go.

So gentlemen, he's playing with the gentlemen.

Scary, go to your seat.

Logical, Witzel.

Well, just slip it in.

Thanks.

Good evening.

Yes, that's right. Schusche, you lift stop.

Cracks.

Oh, Cherie.

If you only knew how much I missed you.

You too, my little angel.

I live here like a nun.

I also live like a nun here.

Of course I live like a monk.

But I don't mind that at all.

Just the work.

Lots and lots of work.

Maybe it's better if you get a good night's sleep first.

Yes, maybe you're right, darling.

But I long for you so much, my little angel.

Yes, I look after you too, my big, strong boy.

Do you know what the mountain air is doing here?

That's funny.

This mountain air makes me tired.

Oh, just lie down, darling.

I can still wait.

But not me.

I'm only living from this weekend.

So, again.

I didn't realize I could learn the game so quickly.

Yes, me neither.

Sepp!

Yes?

I'll come right away.

Is what?

It's something, it's something.

Something like this is found every week, including feed from the sex boutique.

If you then let the sheared person gut you like a Christmas goose.

What should I do then?

What should I do then? What should I do then?

If you don't do something, I'll do something.

So, what?

I have to go to the rooter.

The rooter. The Fire Player.

Fire player. This is the best box office player in all of Upper Bavaria.

Including the Allgäu albums.

Yes, that's true, but it's sitting.

Take it.

It's idyllic here.

Really romantic.

Especially romantic.

This somehow reminds me of our wedding night.

Yes, back then you barely gave me time to take off my stockings.

Yes, back then.

But today you have time to knit yourself some.

Can't you sleep, Ludwig?

I think I ate too much.

And ate too much of the fruit stick.

I think I have to...

Oh, you can't get through here. You allow.

Always the same. Please, please don't be angry.

Middle of the night.

Yes, may I ask?

And then what?

Cornials.

Where is the root, Rainer?

He'll come.

And the?

Yes, what do you want there?

Rootcleaner, you need to come over to us.

Let me have it.

But look, you are our savior.

No, I say and a thousand times no, I'm not going.

Why not?

Because I don't like.

And if I don't like, then I don't like.

But go, Rootcleaner.

No!

You must restore the earth from our house.

Rehabilitate ourselves and have to take the money back from the city people.

Oh, you completely forget that I'm a prisoner.

Who cares whether you sit there or not?

Yes, just.

Yes, who will look after the prison and my wives afterwards?

Go, doctor, it'll get away from there.

You'll be back in an hour.

No, I say, no.

And stung.

Archking and won ironically.

You know, he's lucky, the root cleaner, huh?

Yes, as if won, so crumble.

Gentlemen, I think it's better if he can't talk.

Yes, he is today, today, it doesn't matter.

You know that.

With us you have every loan.

There you have the cards.

Now give it a try.

But first comes mixing.

But I'm totally broke.

But you have such a dilemma.

Stands for 300.

Ok.

Gentlemen, top or bottom.

What is?

Hopp, my insurance.

Hop, my?

Oh well.

Is he insured?

Yes, of course.

But this is definitely my last game.

Eight, place.

I have to go back again.

You have to know that I still have 34 days to serve in prison.

Yes, I don't go in in winter.

Oops, that's mine, right?

I don't go in in the winter because I'm a ski instructor.

Then I'll wait to see what all comes together.

Sorry.

Please please.

I'm now a dodger.

A criminal evader.

Twelve days for fighting, eight days for lack of supplies, five days for

Insult of officialdom, 20 days for refusing to pay alimony.

Set the clock a little further so I can go home earlier.

When I've got my three months together, I'll do it all at once.

Until the last day, until the last minute.

On an ass flare.

Or as the Prussians would say, on a quake.

Now don't talk so much and act out, come on!

There's your grandpa.

It's already mine.

This is the chair.

I have this new.

Pretty cross-white there.

Come.

But I'm still getting there.

That's hardly possible because I can still get there with the sawyer.

It's already mine.

Have you seen it?

Ah, help, I'm still hanging.

What are you laughing about?

You've never seen it in your naked ass.

Not that yet.

Anyone who looks is blind.

I'll risk an eye.

Unfortunately, you arrive in about pants.

Stupid, immoral.

Yes, what is it?

Are you looking for something?

Well, yes!

Yes, you have to be lucky.

So, it's all mine now, everything.

It was a pleasure meeting you.

Because you know, I only have three passions.

The liquor, the cards and the prison.

Can you go?

No, inside.

Yes, yes.

Wait, you stay there.

Yes why?

Haven't you forgotten something?

Ow, ow!

Oh right.

That's almost it.

Thank you, dear sir.

Yes, thanks.

Okay, scrounger.

So, look here.

Ow!

Hands off!

We are a decent house.

Look, look, who is it?

Schorsch, I know your grip.

These mountains are magnificent.

It's lucky you're a mountaineer.

And what a...

Skip! Skip!

Who are you then?

Sorry to bother you.

Because you know, I'm engaged.

But still completely inexperienced.

That sounds a bit strange, but there is such a thing.

After all, I don't want to embarrass myself with my friend's comb.

And that's why I ask you to let me join in a little.

So that I can finally learn it.

Well, where can you find something like that?

Forgiveness.

Something like this has never been done before, for you.

Don't you have any morals at all?

If you want to see something, go to the cinema.

Please let me join in.

I really want to try too.

Why not?

What was that?

Why don't you thank her?

Oh right.

All right then.

Oh, such meanness!

There's no sign,

♪♪♪♪♪♪ in yellow, that's what the ♪♪♪♪♪♪ sees.

Yes, something like that, there is one.

Hello!

Go to Teviken!

Overnight and pleasant stirring my bedroom closes again.

Sneezing is just effort.

Here you go!

No, don't bring me any more beer, I have to leave anyway.

But please, I'll leave you the suitcases as deposit.

Move a little tighter.

You don't have to pay me anything at all.

What?

Because let me suggest to you hard how you can pay off your debts to me.

My father already said that anyone who works has no time to earn money.

You are directly predestined, predestined, predestined, unsuitable for the work I mean.

A polite hook and a polite hat.

So.

So something isn't right there.

Oh, the hat, the hat.

Well, things are looking good now.

Well, now the women will snap like trout after flowers.

Come back soon, my cat.

Bye, my darling.

So, this neck has to go.

Further.

Miracle, underneath.

Come on, come on, go on.

A little more like that now. Up, up.

Up, up.

Exactly, now.

Back, back.

Further.

Okay, good.

Okay, now off.

See you next Saturday, my darling.

Keep being good, okay?

My chicken.

Have you seen my husband?

No, sorry, I didn't see it.

Oh!

To the arbitrary liver...

Have you seen my husband?

Unfortunately, Ms. Schneider.

We'll eat the bugs out of your place.

What?

Ow!

Ow!

Tell me, can we finally drive it?

Wait a minute, we can drive now.

If you think I'm going to let this ruin my vacation, then look no further

deceived.

Is there municipal street cleaning there?

Yes, I would like Tonio Stuzzicadente.

Yes, the little Italian.

You'll demand a phone, Tonio.

Please take this down.

Yes, go through it.

Pronto, this is Tonio Stuzzicadente.

Signor Alfredo.

Si, si.

Tonio, listen.

Can you serve?

Serve?

No.

Okay, I need a waiter who can't serve.

So pack your bags immediately and come here.

Did you understand?

And Sosken?

But we don't want to go there because of nothing.

Yes, like that.

Wait, someone get it.

Is understood?

Would you do something to me? I mean, do what to me?

What?

The same thing you do with your girlfriend.

But I don't have a girlfriend.

Don't you have a girlfriend? Then it's time for you to get one.

On. I've wanted to try it for a long time anyway.

Try out? You've never?

No. And you?

Nope.

We look healthy now. Both want something and neither is there to show us.

Well then come on!

Yes, just don't stink!

Yes, I think it could work here.

Oh, can I do that?

What do I mean by that? You have to, otherwise it won't work!

You can only unbutton me!

Oh right!

Oh, that's difficult!

Come on, my pants too.

The pants too?

Yes.

Okay, for what?

For what, for what? There's a reason for all of this.

Oh, that's what it looks like.

I've often looked at pictures, but I always

thought they had censored something down there.

They didn't censor anything, you stupid guy.

Who's that name?

Eve. And you?

G'saferl.

I never thought that my first boyfriend would be called Xaver.

And what do we do now?

I don't know either, but I think that must have something to do with it.

A bit small for you.

What? My zip?

What does that have to do with it? I might not believe that.

You have to lie on top of me.

No.

Why not?

Florian doesn't do it either. I watched it myself.

Have you been watching?

Often.

Florian does it completely differently.

How come?

No, from above.

From above?

You have to go back there.

So on all fours.

And Florian then comes from behind and knocks your shoes off.

Where do you want to go?

Who is Florian anyway?

This is our community door.

What? But I'm not a cow.

Yes, but how else?

The men are gone again.

And the gentleman cow with the bed, the stupid, autumn-brained skin.

Well, the work can continue.

Of course the pleasure.

We would have our first customers right away.

Of course the first lady.

This is Ms. Chief Public Prosecutor Klampe.

Prosecutor?

Yes, yes, her husband is a man of law.

So she likes it right.

That's right.

But not before half past eight.

Right.

But don't forget the romance.

What please?

Well, you don't have to guess at Pentecost anyway.

How come?

You're a couple now, right?

Oh right.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm the wilder Jennewein and I'm coming into your bed now.

I'm going to turn off the light so we can get

to know each other a little quicker, sweet girl.

Yes, a dark is a good rumor.

I'll just go to the bathroom quickly.

See you soon!

Well finally!

Where did I come from to ask?

Come!

Where?

In there!

To the bathroom?

Naturally! Room service!

But...

You promised me you were heterogeneous!

Oh, look!

Hey! Hey!

Do you want to cry with me?

A woman? Yes!

Oh yes.

Do you want to?

No, I'm here.

Come.

No misery.

And if I pre-order it, nothing is free for me.

But outside it's all about knowing what.

Even without a pre-order.

The small room.

But it even has a bathroom!

The main thing is the phone.

It has that too.

And it also has a bidet.

But you don't need that.

But you have to pay it.

Stop! Connect me to this number now.

But quickly.

I like that.

I can make phone calls here and there.

Is the detective talking about graves there?

This is Inspector Keller.

Yes, Anna Keller from the 7th department.

Yes, Mr. Detective Inspector, I have arrived at the crime scene.

You know, Fiery Bull Hotel.

This is the inn opposite the Wilder Eber.

But this appears to be an equally contaminated hotel.

I'm sorry, what?

The police dog Pluto?

Yes, he's here too.

Pluto?

Pluto!

I'll keep you updated.

See you later, Mr. Detective Inspector.

End.

We Italians are fantastic!

Everything for Italy!

Mama mia!

Help! Help! Help! Help!

Heaven!

Oh, I don't know. Our business was much better.

I don't know, I don't know.

But I know you never should have left out the stick man.

Now the bull has him, where he is extremely rigid.

Yes, Frauli, we have a Willi.

You never gave me a chance to prove my manhood.

Starr, don't let him laugh. He lets a guest worker work for him.

What? He lets a guest worker sweep for him?

How do you know that?

My wonderful aunt, my diving partner, is married

to my sister's brother-in-law and she told me.

What, a guest worker?

And an Italian too.

That too.

I have to think of something, I have to think of something.

There, the mouths.

No.

No no no!

Is there anyone there?

Where do you come from?

All the best, come from above!

As good as always!

I think there must be a nest up there!

Viva! Viva!

Maybe there are more up there?

Hello?

Good morning, where is the new waiter?

Over there.

He just hasn't acclimatized yet.

What do you mean, you have to be very careful with guest workers.

Have a beautiful good morning.

Buongiorno, Signor Alfio.

Sit down, come. Sit down.

Hey how are you?

Gracie aunt.

Speaking of aunt. You, the aunt from room 7 is a fire criminal.

What?

Yes, a female detective. Yes.

But I already have an idea.

I now swap the heating silence with the water silence from your bidet.

What do you think will happen next?

But she'll burn herself.

Ah, where? The water is at most 90 degrees.

What?

Well, of course!

So things can't go on like this.

If you don't want something history, then history something.

Well, where was it?

So all my suitcases are there.

Do you have my handbag too?

Good evening, Ms. Eber.

Here is my check. I'm checking out.

Why lie? We're moving to another hotel.

What?

Isn't that right, my dears?

So ladies, hopefully you won't regret this,

that you are moving out so suddenly.

It would definitely have been very comfortable here.

After all, I'm still here.

Weren't you satisfied?

Of course not.

There are hotels where you can be even more satisfied.

I mean, satisfied.

Say, dear Gerda,

what kind of zodiac sign are you?

I? Bull.

What else?

Bull? What else?

Bull? If I hear bull again.

I have to think of something.

I've already thought of something.

Good evening.

You immediately take the right side.

And I have the left one.

No, you say whether the police are coming.

Go away, go to her.

So, Mr. Sepp, we don't trust anything at all.

No, go away.

Good evening, ladies. - Good evening, Mr. Hagen.

Society ladle? - No, thank you, not further today.

Well, how about the two of us?

No thanks.

Good evening. - Good evening.

Good evening. - Good evening.

Good evening.

Do the ladies want something to eat or something better?

No, we would like the wine list.

The wine list. Come now.

The wine list.

I really like the opinion.

So the ladies want something better?

I'll come right away.

The ladies don't want anything better.

Nice looking here, right?

One moment please.

What do the ladies want?

There's still something missing.

It's missing a bit of sauce.

Yes.

Hold on.

What?

Oh, that's going to be well beaten.

Hopp.

That's how he goes.

Where does the clock fit?

The police are coming!

How?

Where is he from? - No!

I don't hit a woman!

Well, friends? Layers remain!

Aman!

You can't even just fuck here!

Well, I still believe, Kenny Blau!

Well, absolutely right!

Well, the tourist office could have really told us that today is hometown evening.

Man!

Off again?

Come on now! What's the point?

Your Bavarians! You wild, wild Bavarians!

Bavaria? Excuse me, madam, but I'm from Olmich!

Your Olmich! You wild, wild Olmich!

Excuse me!

Well, then we're done, mistress.

No, I still don't hit a woman!

It's you!

That's it!

That's it, Michel!

In the old days, right?

Yes, come back soon!

Yes Yes Yes!

Michel!

Yes, what do you want?

Drive a little more carefully, Alfredo!

Si, Signor Tonio.

Antonio. There has to be that much time.

Si, Signor Antonio.

Turn right to the pastry shop.

I have to get something for the afternoon table.

Come, my love!

Alfredo, we're done.

This is for our favorite.

And this will taste particularly good to him.

Thank you, my darling.

Alfredo, the cake goes too.

If I may say so, Senior Antonio, the icing on the cake is no longer quite fresh.

Not quite fresh anymore? How come?

Cover your eyes and ears, because here comes a sexual

air game that's all about banging and crashing.

With love from Lederhosen.

I'm the wilder Jennebein and I'm coming into your bed now.

Yes, you see, you're not wearing any pants.

Yes, you pig, there's Märl you.

I've heard of it, but I never thought it actually existed.

Yes, yes, Hartisch really does exist. Incredible.

No, no, let me do it. I find this so exciting and so nice.

Go open your window.

It's coming soon.

What?

No, no, Sweder is coming soon.

It's on the greetings from the lederhosen.

Yes, it's off and on at Bayern.

Because with the greetings from the lederhosen, you know how things are with us.

Dear Ostermann, I am very happy because the mountains

here are magnificent and there is a lot of filling.

Sunday was the church fair and I also went to the dance,

but the biggest sensation here was the Lausel having fun.

It's on the greetings from the lederhosen.

Yes, it's off and on at Bayern.

Because with the greetings from the lederhosen, you know how things are with us.

Dear Robert, it's nice here, you can row and

sail, but when I meet George, we walk a lot.

Happy holiday adventures in blue and white checked beds. With love from Lederhosen.

It's on the greetings from the lederhosen.

Yes, it's off and on at Bayern.

Because with the greetings from the lederhosen, you know how things are with us.

You could really paint it, the Bavarian sky.

No, what I have in my hand is Sepp's pebble.

In the Hackecht sense, in the master, the boys, the chains,

but they are even bigger in the evening when reading.

It's on the greetings from the lederhosen.

We know exactly where to go.

Sorry to bother you.

You must know that I am engaged but still completely inexperienced.

That sounds strange, but there is such a thing.

After all, I don't want to embarrass myself with my friend's comb.

And that's why I ask you to let me participate a little so that I can finally learn it.

Oh, sorry.

There's never been anything like this before.

Don't any comrades have it?

If you want to see something, go to the cinema.

There is Kursinth on the Allendah.

But in the cheerful inns the beams bend.

The walls are shaking and not a single eye stays dry.

Things are going well here.

Drive out!

Come on!

A Pums Fidela film about lederhosen sex.

With love from Lederhosen.

Here soon.