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How did you get in here?

This weird guy let me in.

Looks a bit like Jesus.

Yeah.

Like a game of Christy and guess who in his house.

What do you want?

I wanted to give you this.

You're very annoying.

Yeah, well, you seem to inspire it in me.

Jinx. You're gonna run.

Great.

I'll help with the form.

No, Emily.

I don't need any help.

Right, okay.

Well, see you.

Just so you know, my first thought when I see you is not, I want to fuck that

girl. No. We've kissed. Twice.

It was nice.

But it's also nice just being with you.

When you're not being a prick, that is.

Thanks.

You should run for president because I think you'd be good at it.

It's that simple, okay?

Okay. And you should stay.

Thanks. I will.

I can just see it now.

In lights.

Naomi. Get to know me.

I thought I was quite catchy.

Yeah, well, so is AIDS.

Do you think I can do it?

I think you can do anything.

Really?

I've been wondering.

Yeah?

What do lesbians do?

I mean in bed.

I know what you mean.

What would I know?

You've never... No, I've never.

I mean, is it all brogues and strappers?

No.

I don't know.

They just do what we do to ourselves, only to each other. Probably slightly

more aggressively and with, you know, all your awesome stuff.

Oils, hey? Yeah. And stuff.

Oils.

Yeah, lots of it.

Oils.

Where'd you put it?

Oils.

On salad.

Hmm.

JJ? Yeah, him too.

This is about Effie?

That obvious, is it?

So tell her.

I did.

It should make a difference when someone loves you, shouldn't it?

You left pretty early.

I had things to do, you know.

Well, I met your mum.

Did you?

She's nice. She's a cliché.

She's a nice cliché. Is she?

Emily, look.

I've got to tell you, I made these in anticipation.

Cool, huh?

I got the message, Naomi.

I'll manage.

But there is one thing though.

Well, you can't let him win now, can you?

My name is Kristen. That's my name. I don't like chat. That's my game. If you

vote for me like a princess and a peep, I'll free you from their menace.

Wicked, wicked, worthless morning sun.

Next up, me. Talk about you. I know it's kind of stupid just to think that I do

it. Share a lot of jokes and that's OK, but I don't want to make you laugh in a

serious way. Give a look to the man, Cook.

Excuse me, everyone.

Can I just... Can you listen, please?

If you vote for me, I'll make sure each and every one of your voices is heard.

I'll make it my business to get to know each and every one... Apples!

Apples and pears!

Apples and pears!

Get your apples!

Apples and pears! Apples and pears! Apples! See, this is what you've got to

decide.

Do you want a comedy, President?

Bananas!

You're such a fucking joke!

I'm a joke? You're fucking hilarious.

At least I care about something.

There are issues... What's so good about caring? No-one here cares.

We just want to play!

Kurt, any chance you could be a cunt over there, do you think?

Emily.

Oh, that's nice.

Getting your girlfriend to hold your end.

A bit of moral support, yeah.

Sweet, innit?

No.

Sweet. Hey, Naomi.

If I'm a joke, at least people can have a laugh.

Kareem's overrated. Do you want to know my slogan?

I'm cook.

Vote for me. I don't give a fuck either.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Go,

go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Naomi.

Naomi.

Naomi, wait.

I'm sorry. Just leave me alone!

He's a ball bag, right?

I was such a dick.

I was such a dick. What's a bit of public humiliation?

I'm a teacher. I'm used to it.

Yeah.

People fuck you up every day.

Yep, every day.

After a while, you get to kind of like it.

No, I'm serious.

There.

You look so much better. Prettier when you smile.

I don't get it.

Why are you so nice and all other men are such wankers?

Oh, now you've got me.

No! What?

But you're... You're old enough to be my dad!

What? I mean, maths was never my strong suit, but I think, you know, not quite.

Fuck! You... Fuck!

I thought you liked me. I do. And I do.

What did you just do?

You wanted me to kiss you.

But I just... I wanted to trust you.

No, you can.

Just trust me.

Can we go somewhere?

Anywhere?

If we never take the first step,

we cannot

It's lovely.

It's a lovely place.

It's one of my favourites.

I didn't bring a swimming costume.

Neither did I.

Sun won't shine forever.

Someone might be looking.

Honey, your body ain't that special.

Don't look, okay?

Fine.

I said don't look.

I wasn't looking.

You weren't looking. You weren't looking.

Come on! Come on, get in!

You alright, Em?

Deaf or what?

You know, that's the first time you've asked me something.

What, today?

Ever.

Well, answer it then.

You alright?

No.

I'm having the worst time of my life.

The weather's shit.

The company's even worse.

Well, then.

It's peaceful.

Yeah.

Shouldn't you do blowbacks?

I never got blowbacks.

Why can't people just smoke the damn thing straight?

It's fun.

Have you even tried it?

No.

But being all seeing, I already know it's shit.

Come on. Everything once.

Oh, fuck it. Go ahead and disappoint me.

For you are here inside a place

Say something.

I'm all about experiments, Meek.

from all that separates us and divides for you

are here inside a place so far away

my brother always here

every other weekend and in

messages they send broken comments

Twice! You're gonna do this to me twice!

You fucking... Stop right now!

Don't you dare leave me in your bed again.

I've got to go.

I know you, Naomi.

I know you're lonely.

I think you need someone to want you.

Well, I do want you.

So be brave and want me back.

Now that it's safe to retire so far from home

Light beams and sun rays

of fire you'll never know

When lies

and comfort

You noticed how quiet it is?

You kick them out?

Probably take a few days to clean the place, right?

What did you want to talk to me about this morning?

Is anyone here?

Or just some man who seemed to think you wanted him back in my bed.

It's very entertaining for an Irishman.

It is peaceful.

Yeah.

Did I ever tell you how angry I was when I found out I was pregnant with you?

Is this going to cheer me up?

Because I need cheering up, okay?

I'm getting there.

I'd met the man of my dreams.

I wanted to travel the world, fuck on every beach in India, be in love, and

then I found out I was pregnant.

I can only apologise.

And you know your dad turned out to be a shitty little prick and it was all a

little bit rubbish.

Until you made my life complete.

And actually rather fucking wonderful.

I did that.

I wasn't expecting it.

People who make us happy are never the people you expect.

So when you find someone, you've got to cherish it.

Alright then.

I've got an Irishman waiting for me who says all he needs for happiness is

regular sex and potatoes.

I'm not going to open the door.

My face is all puffy.

I've been crying a bit. I don't care.

You want someone.

You need someone.

You're right.

And... And... When I'm with you, I feel like I'm a

better person.

I feel happier.

Less... Alone.

Less lonely.

It's not as simple as that, is it?

Being with someone.

It's men.

No.

I mean... I don't know.

I mean, I don't think so.

Can't we just sit like this?

For a bit.

Yeah.

We can.