Original subtitles

I got eggs.

We can have eggs, yeah?

And Red Bulls and a pan of chocolate and... I got heat.

What?

She'd been snoring like that all night.

What? You were both so fucking trashed.

So I slept on the sofa with Panda.

Right.

She's quite cute.

For a straight girl.

Whoa.

In the scud.

When did that happen?

I didn't notice.

Good thing.

You might have got, you know, tempted.

I was wrecked.

Yeah, you were both pissing corn.

Like I said, cute.

Is this bad?

You want to do breakfast?

I can fry you, poach you, scramble you.

Do you any way you like.

But shower though, because you smell of something and it ain't roses.

Oh,

fuck

me.

Seems nice.

Met her at dojos.

Hit it off.

You know?

Like a whirlwind romance?

Yeah, well, we got chatting.

Did you?

No.

Well, at least you're moving on. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm well over F.

Finito. It's like... liberating.

Yeah. Good. Moving on. Oh.

I'm looking forward to meeting you.

Phew. Fucking hell, I'm never having the mezze platter again.

Open the window a bit, you know.

Naomi, Arsia.

Pardon? Arsia.

Sorry, I didn't quite... Arsia.

Arsia.

Arsia. All right?

Yeah, it's fine.

Arsia. Arsia.

It's pretty.

Marcia. Cheers.

Listen, lover.

I think I lost my piss and thong in the bus station.

Uh, did you?

You know I fucking did.

Stub man.

He's a little criminal.

That is what they say.

Yeah.

I thought you didn't sleep with her anymore.

Yeah, well, people keep moving in.

Isn't what you told me, that's all.

Mandy, we haven't done anything, so I don't know why... I mean, we didn't do

anything last night.

Did we? You wanted to.

If you hadn't been totally fucking AWOL... No.

I didn't. Yeah?

Otherwise, what have we been doing?

What have you been doing?

She thinks I'm straight.

What?

How do you even... She said it when she was licking up my tits, didn't she?

A bit fucked up, that.

I don't want to be fucked around, Emily.

Just because she won't take you to go up.

Don't.

I'd take you.

We'd go dancing.

Sleep in a hut.

I'd make love to you on the beach.

Isn't that what you want?

There's room for two in these baggies.

Uh-huh.

You like a bit of cheesecake, do you?

Well, this is... nice, isn't it?

Yeah, it's nice. I think it's nice. I'm eating cocktails.

Who wants a ball breaker?

Um... I've got rum, creme de menthe, ouzo, and... rum.

Um, fine.

Oh, come on!

What's wrong with everyone?

I'll have eleven.

I'll have one.

I love that creme de menthe stuff.

Makes you piss green, innit? There you go.

Come on, you pussies. Ball breakers. They're cool.

If Effie's having one, you can all fucking... What did you call her?

Um, I might have made a slight... Her name's Arcia, for fuck's sakes.

Why's everybody weird in her?

Yeah, your friends are weird old Kirk.

They don't half-fucking stare, do it?

Oh, man.

I just remembered, you've got to go. What?

Something's come up. Will you... I've got to... But we was going to get

person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we will. Soon, soon. What the fuck?

No, it was a lovely time. You said you was going to be right up my alley,

wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, there's a bus now.

But... Yeah, bye.

Did I do that?

Yeah. I think you did.

I'll go.

What is it? It's Mandy.

Yeah, yeah.

You can dance. Come on.

I gotta get going.

No, no.

Everyone's so fucking pissy.

Come on.

MC's got the gob on and I want a party. That's all we have to do.

Okay.

Why not? There you go. You hear that?

Why not?

Have a bit more volume.

Is that all?

You're a straight girl.

Yeah. We have problems, me and Emsie, because I was

bad and... That right, Ems?

See?

I'm forgiven.

It's just been heaven these last months.

Fucking heaven.

If you don't want her... I do.

I love you.

Don't lie.

My mum's coming back next week.

Maybe you should go.

What's happening?

Gotta go, Cookie, the fuzz. I'm on it.

This is King God in lingerie, Pandora.

This

is

the police.

Open the door. James Cook.

OK, OK, step back.

James, come on!

Police! Stay where you are!

You, stay there.

Where is James? Where is he?

Hello, Mum.

Looking forward to seeing you too.

Oh, no, nothing much. Just the usual stuff.

Yeah, I accepted a place at Goldsmith, but... I

know how barred you are of me, Mum.

I love you too.

It's all over

What are you doing?

I'm having a party.

Fred's would like it, don't you think?

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess he would.

So here?

Well, I guess it's not here.

Hi Thomas.

Hey.

Never been here before.

It's Freddy's shed.

Yeah, same here.

Last time for everything, yeah?

Yeah.

Right.

Let's get this party started.

What the fuck kind of lame-o rave is this?

How do you want to start?

Yeah, well, pardon me for farting, dinky tits. Took long enough getting here.

We're playing Ace of Truth. I can tell you we've learned a few things tonight,

haven't we, Karen? You said it had to be shocking.

Yes. Please don't say it. I'm still feeling queasy.

Who's going to start?

I will.

I loved you from the first time I saw you.

I think I was 12.

It took me three years to pluck up the courage to speak to you.

And I was so scared of the way I felt, you know.

Loving a girl.

I learned how to become a sarcastic bitch just to make it feel normal.

I screwed guys to make it go away, but it didn't work.

When we got together, it scared the shit out of me because you were the one

person who could ruin my life.

I pushed you away.

I made you think things were your fault, but really I was just... I've replied

with pain.

I screwed that girl, Sophia, to kind of spite you for having that hold on me.

And I'm a total fucking coward because I got

these.

These tickets to go are for us three months ago.

I don't want to be a slave to the way I feel about you.

Can you understand?

You were trying to punish me back and it's horrible.

It's so horrible because...

oh oh