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Hey, it's OK!

No, it's OK.

I ca, I can't feel my legs.

I don't know what's happening.

It's OK, you're just having a bad trip,

but you're gonna be fine.

You're safe, all right?

You just need to try to lie down and relax.

Here, let me help you.

Easy!

There you go.

You just need to breathe!

I know.

You're gonna be fine, trust me.

Hey, did I wake you?

Where were you last night?

Gary didn't have enough drivers,

so I had to work a double.

Here.

I made you some breakfast.

You promised you wouldn't do this anymore.

I don't have a choice.

This baby is gonna be here before we know it,

and we still have a wedding to pay for.

Stop, please!

Why can't you trust me?

Just be honest with me, Michael.

You know I'm done with that shit.

What's this?

Finally got paid for all those night shifts.

How much is in here?

Six grand.

They paid you $6000 in cash?

If you don't want it, I'm sure I can find somebody

that would take it off our hands, you know?

No, I didn't say that.

Just need to work this job a few more months.

I just really don't like you being out all night.

I know, and as soon as this baby comes,

I'm gonna quit, OK?

I promise.

Shit.

I'm running late, I gotta go.

I love you.

Bye.

Hey, Mike, you know I did Alan

a favor by hiring you, right?

Yeah, I know.

Show some fuckin' respect, be here on time!

Got it.

Wow!

Fuck!

Come on!

What the fuck?

Come on, get his hands!

Oh, no, oh, Jesus!

Somebody help me!

It's time to pay, Michael.

You assholes!

You assholes, what the hell is this?

This is what happens when you don't show up

to your own bachelor party.

That's not cool, dude!

Cut me out of these fuckin' things

and get me outta the trunk!

Wow, seems kind of hostile!

Yeah, I think he needs time to cool off.

Yeah, I agree.

No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, guys, come on...

Bye!

All right, let's set up camp and get a fire going.

What's the ETA on that food, I'm starving!

Patience, I'm making magic here.

That's the kind of magic

that'll put you on the can all night, man.

This coming from the guy

who lives off of animal crackers and beer.

Hey, man, it's nutritious, OK?

It keeps you regular.

To animal crackers and beer,

cheers.

Hey, look who finally decided to show!

Hey.

Are you still pissed?

What do you think?

I think you should get over it.

You want a cold one, man?

Sure, thanks.

Well, bet you're probably wondering

what you're doing out in the middle of nowhere,

just freezin' your ass off.

Yeah, where are we?

Would you rather be in Vegas

- gettin' a lap dance right now? - No.

Yes, please, I would.

Yeah, that was a pretty epic bachelor party.

Except you weren't there.

And now, we are broke, so welcome to Plan B.

Yeah, well your Plan B

really fucked things up for me, man.

C'mon, you hate that job.

I'm talkin' about Jess.

What?

Dude, she's on board, man.

What are you talkin' about?

Man, who do you think packed your panties for you?

Are you kidding me?

I think it's time for a toast.

Gentlemen, for our first toast, we're gonna do it right.

This bottle was not cheap, all right?

But these golden drops have been aging

in oak barrels for the past 45 years

just waiting for the right moment...

All right, Shakespeare, I think we get the idea here.

Let's just drink this shit!

Do you even know what 45-year scotch tastes like?

- Your mailman. - All right, all right, all right, all right!

All right, all right, to Michael and Jess.

To Michael and Jess.

Is it supposed to taste this bad?

Dude, how's the wedding planning going?

It's good, but you would not believe

how expensive this stuff is.

And we're having, like, 45 people at the wedding.

That's a lot of cake.

You're telling me!

Would you pour me another one, wouldja?

All right.

Aw, here he goes, here he goes!

Take it easy, it's meant to be sipped!

Well, I sip quickly.

My God!

I'm done, man.

- What? - Are you serious?

- I'm done. - Already?

Yeah, already.

Hey, do you know your way back home?

And so we set the record straight,

I never wanted it to go down like this.

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about!

Why's he being so dramatic?

I'm not being dramatic, I'm being honest!

Come on, Louie!

He's always been the emotional drunk of the group.

He drank half my scotch in, like, an hour and a half!

Dude, where you goin'?

Just take a leak.

Oh, we're not done with you yet.

Come back for another drink.

You got it.

All right.

Shit.

Yo, I thought you said we were the only ones out here.

We are, why?

I thought I saw somebody out in the woods

when I was takin' a piss.

No, I seriously doubt that.

We're a hundred miles from anything.

No more drinks for this guy.

I'm not even drunk, I just, I don't know.

I thought I saw someone.

You should invite him over for a drink, you know?

We got plenty to go around, right?

Hey, wanna come over, anybody out there?

Quiet, I'm trying to sleep!

Good night, Louie!

Guy is wasted!

Hello?

Hey, man, I found ya a lady friend!

You asshole, you almost made me shit my pants!

Mwah!

She's cute!

Hell yeah, she is, I picked her out myself.

You guys are dicks, man.

Damn, dude, you look like hell!

Thanks, it means a lot comin' from you.

Did you get any sleep last night?

No, not really.

Oh, well, lucky for you,

I am makin' the best hangover food in the world!

All-bacon diet?

Yeah, yeah, we're goin' caveman style.

We are roughing it.

Yeah, I think I'm just gonna have some coffee.

I'm not really that hungry.

You better eat somethin', man,

you're gonna need your strength today.

Woo, look at that!

You OK?

Fine.

Let's go, lift with your legs, ladies!

I gotcha, buddy.

Thanks, bro.

Don't tell me this view wasn't worth the climb.

Oh, Jesus!

- Dude! - Come on, bro!

No, it's OK, just bask in the glory of what it is.

You are so disgusting, filthy!

This is exactly why you have your own tent.

Well, my special mamasita doesn't mind it.

Guess Lindsay did.

Ooh!

You're a dickhead, dude!

Don't mention her name, OK?

We had something special, she was my white buffalo,

I found her in the plains, she was...

- Dude! - Your what?

Lindsay was crazy.

Yeah!

- What? - She was pretty nuts, bro.

Really, so you wanna get into, uh, Rachel,

or whatever the hell her name was?

How 'bout you, Sarah, really?

That's not even close to the same thing.

How long did you two even date for?

Like two weeks.

No, it was about a month, about a month,

but it was a passionate month.

Guys, let's not dig into all of our past failures, OK?

We're here to celebrate a relationship

that is actually working.

True, and we're all very jealous.

I'm not jealous.

I don't know how you're gonna raise a kid

in this fucked up world.

Come on, man, don't be an ass.

I'm just sayin'.

Dude, Michael, where you goin'?

I'm just gonna turn in to bed.

Why are you being so sensitive?

I'm not being sensitive,

I'm just tired, man, it's all good.

Dude, you know I'm happy for you and Jess.

Nice, dude.

I can't make a joke?

Who went through my bag?

What're you talking about?

Just give it back.

Give what back?

Don't be a prick.

Whoa, who's being a prick right now?

Oh, I'm being a prick...

Dude, calm down, I'm sure we can find it.

What exactly are you missing?

Yeah, Michael, what are you missing?

I know it's you, you little piece of shit.

Yes, Michael, I went through your fucking bag.

Gimme back...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey!

Michael, stop, Michael, c'mon, stop, relax!

Let go of me!

Relax!

What's your problem, man,

it's your fucking bachelor party!

Fuck it.

What the hell?

I think we're gonna need something a little stronger

than beer if we're gonna turn this night around.

Knock yourself out.

Louie?

No, dude, I'm never drinking scotch again.

You guys have a good night.

And away he goes.

Have fun with your lady friend.

You're just jealous

'cause I won't share her with you.

Hey, honey.

Yeah, I'm home.

All right, I give up.

Hey, leave the bottle, will ya?

Need a drink?

No, I'm good.

Havin' fun?

Oh, yeah, can'tcha tell?

So, uh, are you gonna say it, or am I gonna have to?

Say what?

What we're all thinking.

That John's a dick?

No, that you're a complete fucking mess.

Where the hell have you been for the past three months?

You don't answer your phone,

you don't show up for your own bachelor party.

What the hell is goin' on?

I've been busy.

With what?

I have a baby coming, and I'm trying to pay for a wedding.

I don't have time to fuck around, man!

Then stop fuckin' around!

It hasn't even been a year since rehab,

and you're already starting to pull your disappearing acts.

Jess went through hell for you last time, man!

Shit, we all did!

So this is how it's gonna be?

I fuck up once in my entire life,

and you get to question me for the rest of it?

Yes!

Well, I don't know what to tell you, man,

because there's nothin' goin' on, OK?

Sorry to disappoint you.

Have it your way, man.

Thanks for the pep talk!

Hey, that's what the best man's for, right?

Hey!

Who the fuck are you?

Get the fuck outta here!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, hey-hey, wait-wait-wait!

Achilles, Achilles, he's cool, he's cool, he's with me.

He's totally cool.

I say who's cool, your words don't mean shit!

I meant no disrespect, OK, he's money!

Look, I can totally vouch for him, all right?

You sure you wanna do this?

Yeah.

If he plays, he pays.

Of course, all right, yeah.

Dude, I can't believe you fuckin' made it, man.

- Hey. - Oh, shit, man!

Don't worry about him, man,

could be on his fuckin' period or something, man.

Why haven't you called me, huh, huh?

Hey, hey!

What?

You need to get out of here.

It woke me up, I have no idea where it came from.

No, no, I heard it, too.

You mean up here?

No, no-no-no-no-no, like, along this treeline.

Maybe he's using the bathroom.

I don't think he's using the bathroom.

Well, I'm gonna go check.

What's goin' on?

I heard somebody screaming,

I th, I think it was John.

Wait, how do you know it's John?

I'm tellin' ya, it was John.

Something's not right.

John?

Hey, John!

We're gonna have to go look for him.

Let's split up, you two go that way.

Louie, you come with me.

Man, this better not be another stupid prank.

C'mon.

Let's go.

Yeah.

C'mon.

- John! - Hey John, are you out here?

John?

God, dude, it's freezing out here, let's keep going.

John, are you out here?

John?

John?

John?

C'mon.

John?

What are we gonna do?

I don't know, get that thing outta my face.

Maybe he just went for a walk.

No, no, no, something's not right.

So?

Each one of us are gonna pick a direction and spread out.

He could be hurt out there.

No way, I'm not goin' out there by myself!

I agree.

Well, I guess we should just call the cops.

My phone's dead.

I don't have any service.

Me neither.

Someone's in the car.

John, is that you?

Hello?

John, what are you doing?

John?

John, Jesus, John, hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

I-is he breathing?

No, no, he's, he's gone.

- What, what the fuck happened? - I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?

Somebody murdered John!

What, you don't think I can see that?

C'mon, c'mon, I gotcha, I gotcha.

Here we go.

Shane, grab his feet, Michael,

get in the car, find the keys.

Shane, grab his feet, man!

C'mon!

C'mon, careful.

OK, I'll get it.

C'mon, in, there we go.

I can't find the keys.

Look in the glove compartment.

I just did!

What if John has 'em?

Got 'em.

Let's go.

OK.

You gotta be kidding me!

What?

Come on, you son of a bitch!

Push down on the brake...

I am, I've got no power!

God, I can't believe this!

Where are you going?

I'm gonna go check on the battery. C'mon, give me a hand.

OK.

Oh, no, battery cables are gone.

Well, that's it, we're done.

We're not goin' anywhere.

Let's get back in the car.

Yeah.

Jesus!

Did you fix it?

No, we're stuck.

What, is it the battery?

The cables are missing.

- What? - They're missing, someone took them.

- Fuck! - OK, now that, guys, that, that's it!

- This is insane, we can't stay here. - Where are we gonna go?

I don't know, but we can't stay here! We're sitting ducks!

You wanna run through the woods

in the middle of the night?

No, I don't, but we can't be trapped here.

- How far is the nearest town? - I don't know, pretty far, I think.

What are we talkin', like 10 miles, 20 miles, what?

Maybe, I don't know, definitely too far to run in the dark!

I'd rather take my chances, man.

Yeah, yeah, me, too.

If we go out there right now, we're easy targets.

You don't think we're easy targets here?

How are we even gonna defend ourselves?

This car is the only shelter we've got,

and I've got my knife.

There could be 10 people out there

with something much worse than a knife, man!

You wanna go out there

lookin' for sticks and rocks and shit?

No, I don't, but I'm just trying to help, man!

Hey, look, it's only a few hours til morning.

Let's stay awake, stay alert,

and we'll hike out at first light.

All right?

All right?

Yeah.

All right, c'mon.

This is fucking unbelievable!

Hey, will you pour me one of those?

Sure.

I could use a drink.

Where are you from?

England.

I can't imagine this feels too much like home.

You'd be surprised.

Who brought you here?

My roommate, how 'bout you?

I don't have an excuse.

Get out here, now!

Shit.

What?

Shit!

Where the hell is John, man?

I don't know, someone picked the lock.

Why would somebody take his body?

- I don't know. - We gotta get out of here.

- Well, we're not just gonna leave without John, right? - We don't have a choice.

Whoever did this could be out there right now waiting for us.

We need to grab the gear, and get the hell outta here!

Let's go!

Man, you OK?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

All right, let's go.

Hey, can I see your phone again?

There's no service.

I just wanna look, like, really quick.

No.

Guys, can we at least take a break, then, please?

Thank you.

Are you sure we're even going the right way?

I'm just following this trail.

This has gotta lead us back to the main road.

What are you carrying in there anyway?

I didn't wanna leave all the beer behind.

Really?

Yeah, it's important, dude.

We need it, we could die from dehydration out here.

Yeah, except alcohol actually causes dehydration.

Uh, yeah, that doesn't even make sense.

You want one?

What are we even gonna tell the cops, man?

Just gonna tell 'em what happened.

Except for we don't know what happened.

We don't even know what happened to John's body.

Well, that's their job, man.

They're gonna have to investigate that.

We know that, but what he's saying is

that we don't have any proof.

What if someone followed us out here?

Have you guys even thought about that?

Why would anyone ever do that?

I don't know, why would somebody fucking kill John?

Look, we don't have time to argue.

We just need to keep moving.

Sorry.

Shit!

How'd they move the car?

Hey, do you still have the keys?

I left them in the car.

Should we break the window, we can hot wire this.

Do you know how to do that?

No, I don't, but we should at least try!

We can't take the chance.

If the car alarm goes off, we're screwed.

We gotta get off this trail

and keep heading north towards the main road.

Shouldn't we just hike back the way we came

and try to find another trail or something?

No, if we cut through the woods,

it'll be harder to find us.

You sure?

We don't have a choice!

Sorry, man, we gotta keep moving.

It's fine, let's just keep goin', OK?

Hey guys, hold up.

You hear that?

What is it?

Shh!

Do you hear that?

Run!

Whoa, whoa, whoa-oa-oa!

Whoa, where's Louie?

He must've fallen behind.

We've gotta go back for him, man.

Alan!

Shit.

Why'd you guys leave me back there?

We thought we lost you.

No, been hiding in this tall shitting my pants.

I lost Shane's freakin' phone.

Here.

Where's he at, where's Shane at?

No, no, no, no, Shane, no, no-no, no!

Help me, help me, please!

Push his feet!

I'm trying.

Just push, dude, I'll push.

Gimme your knife.

Hurry, hurry!

Oh, God!

Aw, fuck!

Louie, Louie, help me!

Shane!

Push his feet up!

Push him up, all right, push him up!

I'm, I'm trying!

Louie, what are you doing, help me!

Grab his feet!

Louie, Louie, Louie!

Where are you going?

There's nothing we could do.

We gotta go after Louie.

Oh, God.

Aw, Louie, stop!

C'mon, c'mon!

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

We're screwed.

These people are toying with us.

We're not gonna make it out.

Listen, listen, listen, listen to me!

Listen to me, we're gonna make it,

we just need to find the main road.

We just need to keep heading north, and we'll be fine.

Michael?

Hey, Michael!

It's getting dark, we need to go.

C'mon.

Stop, stop, stop!

You guys, I don't think I can go on any further.

We need to find a place to hide for the night.

Where?

Follow me.

Right here.

Michael, lay down.

C'mon, man, there, c'mon.

OK, that's good.

Shit!

- What? - Something's crawling on me.

Just ignore it.

I'm trying, man!

Try harder.

Alan?

Alan!

Shh, shh, this way.

What about Louie?

I don't know, come on!

No, we can't leave without finding Louie.

He ran off, I lost track of him.

No, no-no, he didn't run off, someone took him.

Michael, he ran, we all did, now come on!

Wait.

This doesn't feel right.

We need help, we have to do something.

Hold on.

We're fucked.

It's all my fault.

What are you talkin' about?

I'm a fuckin' junkie,

and I stole from the one person that I shouldn't have.

What did you say?

I wanted her to believe in me.

What did you take?

Michael, what did you take?

Michael!

Michael!

Alan?

What?

Alan?

Come on, Jess, pick up!

Come on, baby, please pick up!

Shit!

Hello?

Is there anybody here?

Stop, stop, please!

Please, stop!

Please, this is an emergency!

I need you to call the police.

Please, I need your help!

Thank you.

We were just camping and

they're all gone.

Wait.

No, no, no, no.

This, where are you taking me?

This is, what the hell is this?

Hey, what are you doing to me?

No, no-no-no-no-no, no!

Pull this truck over right now!

Please!

Oh, no, no.

No!

Please, don't do this to me, please!

Please don't do this!

Please!

No, what do you want from me?

What do you want from me?

- What is this? - Are you getting this?

Yeah, it's good.

- C'mere, give me your hand. - What?

Feel, feel, feel.

Where the fuck did you get this?

Stop, turn it off, turn it off.

C'mere.

Don't you fucking touch her, do you hear me?

She has nothing to do with this.

She has nothing to do with this!

It was me, I took the money,

but I can get it back, I promise!

Just don't, just don't touch her, please!

Please, please, don't touch her!

No, no, no, no, don't,

no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!

Don't, don't, don't!

No, please, please!

No, no!

No, no, please!

Please, I'll do whatever you want.

You can kill me, just please, don't touch her!

Please say something.

Wake up.

Michael!

I bet you could use a cup of coffee.

Take a seat.

How ya feeling?

Where's Jess?

Jess if fine, we're gonna focus on you.

Who the hell are you?

My name is Richard, I'm a recovering alcoholic.

I am the director of this program, and once upon a time,

I sat in the very same chair you're sitting in.

Michael, this whole thing is about transformation.

Our tactics are harsh, but they work.

This is not a celebrity rehab where we polish your image

and make you feel good about yourself.

So all of this was a lie?

What do you think?

I saw their bodies, I...

Michael,

you saw exactly what we wanted you to see.

Your friends take you to the woods.

It's dark, one by one, they start to disappear

til you're left alone.

It's very dramatic.

Your paranoid mind sees this and believes it's real,

creates emotion, guilt, fear.

These emotions are powerful tools

when they're used correctly.

What if this doesn't work?

Then you'd be the first.

Wow.

So what do I do now?

Now you go home.

I don't know if I can do that.

Yeah, it is gonna take some time.

You violated a trust with Jessica,

you have to rebuild that trust.

OK, we got a few details we need to attend to.

I understand you stole some money.

- Yeah. - How much?

About $12,000.

Do you still have it?

Most of it, yeah.

OK, our guys back in the city,

he's gonna help you square all that away,

but as a precaution, we're going to move you and Jessica

into a new place across town.

Wait, but...

Now, listen to me, are you fully disclosed

because we cannot afford any loose ends.

How are you able to do all of this?

Over the years, we have helped a lot of people.

Some of them are very influential.

From time to time, we call in a favor.

Who knows, maybe one day, your phone will ring.

That is your ride.

You got a second chance, don't fuck it up.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm OK.

Well, let's go home.

You all right?

Come on.

Get this piece of shit outta my trunk.

You really think I wouldn't find you?

What?

You lucky son of a bitch!

Let's go!

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