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[puppet]
Previously on Kidding...
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Have you ever wanted
to turn back time?
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...my proposal
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that this proposal is
a real proposal to propose.
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Can you live with that?
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♪ I'm angry at Godand I'm angry at Jill ♪
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♪ She was driving the car ♪
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♪ It's her faultwe lost Phil! ♪ [gasps]
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[Will]
I wanna show you something
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that I found in Mom's closet.
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What is this?
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[hoofbeats approaching]
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♪ exciting music ♪
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[horse whinnies]
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[swords swish]
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♪♪♪
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♪ tinkling bells ♪
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♪ romantic acoustic music ♪
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♪♪♪
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speaking Tibetan
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speaking Tibetan
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singing in Tibetan
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♪♪♪
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speaking Tibetan solemnly
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speaking Tibetan
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[horse chuffs]
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speaking Tibetan
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♪ rushing music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ abrupt chime ♪
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♪ gentle harp and bell music ♪
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♪♪♪
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[Jill]
"Begin by closing your eyes
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and seeing the moment in timeyou'd like to return to.
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Now surround yourselfwith the past."
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♪♪♪
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"This trick,if you can call it a trick,
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is incredibly difficultto pull off.
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It all depends on one thing"‐‐
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[Will] I'm sorry.
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‐ [Jill] For what?
‐ Dad's right.
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It's important to be honest.
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[inhales, exhales]
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Who are these wonderful people?
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I made this decision without
you for a number of reasons.
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Kidneys.
Heart.
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Lungs.
Liver.
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[breath heaves]
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So much of him is still here.
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I'm sorry.
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These are the friends
you don't get to have.
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He's breathing our air.
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His eyes read.
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A 15‐minute ride away,
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his heart beats
in a woman's chest.
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He saved seven lives.
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But I'd trade 'em all
for one more hour with him.
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Did you read them?
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They're not mine to read.
They're Phil's.
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They're Phil's gifts.
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Not yours.
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I wanted him to have this
for himself.
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If you knew,
you would've reached out.
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You would've answered
all of these letters.
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You would've invited them
all to Thanksgiving.
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I'd be passing
the sweet potatoes
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to his fucking pancreas.
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The headlines would read,
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"Jeff Pickles saves
seven lives,"
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but Jeff Pickles
did not save seven lives.
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Phil did.
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That was his gift to them,
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and not telling you
was my gift to him.
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The headlines
would not have read,
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"Jeff Pickles saves lives."
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They did when you hit
my boyfriend with your car.
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Are you gonna bring that up
every time we have a fight?
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[sighs]
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I was so angry
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when that man threw
that flaming pickle jar
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at the wrong house.
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How could you say that?
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I could have begun again...
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could move.
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Moving isn't moving on.
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Do you want me to move on?
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[softly] Yeah.
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Then blame me.
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For what?
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I drove the car.
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Blame me.
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[no audible dialogue]
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I don't understand
why you need that.
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Because until someone
wearing your face said it...
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‐ [Jeff sobs]
‐ I didn't realize how much
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I needed to hear it from you.
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This is not‐‐
this is...
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[whispering]
It's not how you heal.
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Do you blame me
for Phil's death?
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I can't give you what you want.
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Why won't anyone tell me
what I already know?
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Why won't anyone
let me have that?
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No one will let me have that!
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But you will.
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You'll say
what's in your heart.
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You wanna sell the house?
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Fine.
Sell the house.
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‐ Blame me.
‐ Stop it.
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Blame me.
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Blame me. Blame me!
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‐ Stop.
‐ Blame me!
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‐ Don't make me do that.
‐ Do you blame me?
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Please, just answer
the fucking question!
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Do you blame me?
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♪ ragtime jazz ♪
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[dance teacher]
And a‐one, two, three, four,
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five, six.
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Now knees.
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One, two, three, four,
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step, five, six.
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Good.
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[Lisa] Why was Jeff Picklesat jazz night?
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[Jill] He wants to teachthe Dalai Lama the Charleston.
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So I told himto come to class.
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[Lisa] How do you twoeven know each other?
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[Jill] He lives in my building.
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[game playing eight‐bit
version of "You Can Feel"]
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[bells dinging]
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[Lisa] Did you invite him
to the bar?
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Yeah.
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He said he'd come,
but you never know.
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Does he drink?
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No, but people are always
buying him shots,
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which is great,
'cause then he gives them to me
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and designated‐drivers me home.
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[Mr. Pickles voice]
Nice playing, friend.
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Wait, are you fucking
Jeff Pickles?
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Oh, my God.
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So what are the rules?
Can we curse around him?
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You treat him like
a normal person.
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Who transitions
between the real world
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and the magical realm
of puppets
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via a pickle barrel
with a parachute on it.
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Just don't, like, pepper him
with dumb questions, okay?
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Yeah.
Obviously.
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Is it true
you're completely celibate?
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Only in Japan.
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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No.
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Is Sy the Wide‐Eyed Fly death?
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No, but a lot of people
ask me that.
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Who's the most exciting
celebrity you've ever met?
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Julie Andrews.
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‐ [Lisa] What? No way!
‐ [Jake laughing]
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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ What was she like?
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A hurricane.
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Mr. Pickles?
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The folks over there
wanted you to know
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you can drink
"anything at all" on their tab.
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Ah.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ [Lisa chuckles]
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[whistles fanfare]
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Charge!
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[gulping cartoonishly]
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I feel like there's
more steps tonight.
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They might've put some in.
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Did you know that you can
actually rent out
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the New York Public Library
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for a private function
for $60,000?
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‐ Why do you know that?
‐ [giggles]
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I think I'm gonna puke.
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No, you‐‐you're not gonna puke,
'cause you're right here.
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Too many people like you.
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No.
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No one said you had to drink
the thank‐you drinks.
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[both laugh]
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‐ I'm a bag of liquid.
‐ Keys?
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I can open my door.
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‐ I know you can.
‐ Stop...
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And that's what I'm gonna
let you do right now.
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...yelling at me.
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[exhales]
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Whoo!
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[both chuckle]
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I like your dance friends.
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That's good.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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♪ wholesome acoustic music ♪
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♪♪♪
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[ragtime jazz playing
from Jeff's stereo]
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♪♪♪
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[jazz continuing faintly]
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[rhythmic footsteps on ceiling]
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♪♪♪
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[loud knocks at door]
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[music stops]
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Is the jazz too loud?
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Sit down.
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On the floor.
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Sit down.
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Tie your shoelaces together.
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[stifles a laugh]
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Can I talk?
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You'll know when to talk.
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Okay.
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And sit on your hands.
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I'm falling for you.
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[inhales]
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I love you too.
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‐ You need to stop saying that.
‐ I mean it.
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But not in the way
that I mean it.
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It's not unrequited.
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Then kiss me.
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I don't think
I have room in my life
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for the kind of relationship
you want.
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Every time we have
this conversation,
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I am told to pretend
this is something it isn't.
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I don't wanna be in a romantic
relationship with anyone.
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I'm married to my mission.
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Look around.
I'm a monk.
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I'm married
to the children of the world.
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Well...
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enjoy watching
The Sound of Music
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for the 46th time.
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That's not fair.
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I hope that you
and that bouncing lyric ball
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find the happiness
you so richly deserve.
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I love...
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Sorry.
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[grunts]
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...our friendship.
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I wanna protect it.
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This isn't a friendship.
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This is me in love with you.
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I'm in love with you too...
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as a friend.
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If we can't be
more than friends,
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I don't wanna be friends
at all.
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♪ melancholy music ♪
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Either this moves forward...
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or it doesn't exist.
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♪♪♪
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I don't know what to tell you.
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♪♪♪
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Then it doesn't exist.
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Come on.
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Don't‐‐
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[sighs]
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It's for the best.
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‐ [door clicks shut]
‐ Hey.
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How you feeling this morning?
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[door clicks open]
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[Jill] I'm so excited you came.
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[indistinct conversation]
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♪ acoustic guitar music ♪
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♪♪♪
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I'm gonna warn you:
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my friends are really good
at trivia.
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[chuckles]
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You seem like you can keep up.
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♪♪♪
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[boyfriend, yelling]
Maybe you're who you are
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‐ and I'm who I am...
‐ [woman] Oh, really?
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...and we're just never gonna
see eye‐to‐eye
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about, I don't know,
everything!
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♪♪♪
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[sighs]
Jeez.
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[door clicks open]
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[all giggling]
272
00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:25,799
Wait, should I bring a coat?
273
00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:26,925
[Lisa] No, you'll just
get drunk and lose it.
274
00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:28,260
[laughter]
275
00:12:28,343 --> 00:12:31,263
I'm really glad
we threw a party.
276
00:12:31,346 --> 00:12:33,473
[laughter fades]
277
00:12:33,557 --> 00:12:34,516
[door clicks open]
278
00:12:36,143 --> 00:12:38,770
[mover] Just‐‐no, like this.
279
00:12:38,854 --> 00:12:39,438
Just hold it like this.
280
00:12:39,521 --> 00:12:41,481
[mover] No, like this, dude.
281
00:12:41,565 --> 00:12:43,066
You do this every time.
Hold it like this.
282
00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:45,110
‐ This is!
‐ No! Like this.
283
00:12:45,193 --> 00:12:46,111
‐ Like this.
‐ No, like this!
284
00:12:46,194 --> 00:12:49,948
♪ melancholy vocalizations ♪
285
00:12:50,032 --> 00:12:51,450
♪♪♪
286
00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:54,620
Oh, um, actually...
287
00:12:54,703 --> 00:12:59,124
it is, uh, Second Street,
not Second Avenue.
288
00:12:59,207 --> 00:13:00,417
New York, New York,
289
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,545
one‐zero‐zero‐one‐three.
290
00:13:03,629 --> 00:13:05,297
Thank you.
291
00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,632
Oh, you forgot one.
292
00:13:06,715 --> 00:13:10,218
♪ Change,it's a lot of things ♪
293
00:13:10,302 --> 00:13:13,138
♪ Strange,oh, the fear it brings ♪
294
00:13:13,221 --> 00:13:14,640
♪ Change ♪
295
00:13:14,723 --> 00:13:18,518
♪ It takes you milesfrom home ♪
296
00:13:18,602 --> 00:13:20,103
♪ It brings your pain ♪
297
00:13:20,187 --> 00:13:22,898
♪ Into precious view ♪
298
00:13:22,981 --> 00:13:26,068
♪ Strange,but refreshes you ♪
299
00:13:26,151 --> 00:13:27,486
♪ Change ♪
300
00:13:27,569 --> 00:13:31,657
♪ The tickingof life's metronome ♪
301
00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:34,326
♪ I understand why ♪
302
00:13:34,409 --> 00:13:38,163
♪ You're contrary, love ♪
303
00:13:38,246 --> 00:13:41,500
♪ Change is sweet ♪
304
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:46,505
♪ But scary, love ♪
305
00:13:46,588 --> 00:13:48,423
From, uh, Sigma Tau Delta.
306
00:13:48,507 --> 00:13:49,883
Okay, thank you.
307
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:53,679
♪♪♪
308
00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:58,517
♪ I know I'm wry ♪
309
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:03,522
♪ But don't out‐wryness me ♪
310
00:14:03,605 --> 00:14:07,109
♪ Just be grateful ♪
311
00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:10,195
♪ Minus me ♪
312
00:14:10,278 --> 00:14:14,658
♪ Change,it's a lot of things ♪
313
00:14:14,741 --> 00:14:16,034
I miss you.
314
00:14:16,118 --> 00:14:19,871
[ragtime jazz playing]
315
00:14:19,955 --> 00:14:25,001
♪♪♪
316
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,057
[knock at door]
317
00:14:39,141 --> 00:14:41,435
May I enter?
318
00:14:43,145 --> 00:14:43,812
Your Holiness.
319
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,277
A gift of thanks
320
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,988
for welcoming me
on your program.
321
00:14:53,071 --> 00:14:55,073
I made this creation
just for you.
322
00:14:55,157 --> 00:14:58,243
Salvador Dalai Lama.
323
00:14:58,326 --> 00:15:00,203
He loves to paint...
324
00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:02,205
and paints to love.
325
00:15:03,874 --> 00:15:06,126
That's nice.
Thank you.
326
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,337
This was not the reaction
I was hoping for.
327
00:15:09,421 --> 00:15:12,257
‐ I'm...distracted today.
‐ [Dalai Lama] Mm.
328
00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:13,467
Ah.
329
00:15:15,719 --> 00:15:16,470
What's her name?
330
00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:19,598
It's not‐‐
I‐I shouldn't bother you.
331
00:15:19,681 --> 00:15:22,809
I once fell madly in love
with a woman.
332
00:15:22,893 --> 00:15:25,145
She had brown hair
and brown eyes.
333
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:28,315
She lived on a mountain.
334
00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:30,025
I was not supposed to love her.
335
00:15:30,108 --> 00:15:32,360
But I did.
336
00:15:32,444 --> 00:15:34,988
And it cost me everything.
337
00:15:35,071 --> 00:15:36,323
When was this?
338
00:15:36,406 --> 00:15:38,742
1706.
339
00:15:38,825 --> 00:15:39,910
Ah.
340
00:15:43,705 --> 00:15:47,793
Do you ever regret
having a lifestyle that...
341
00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:48,919
[sighs]
342
00:15:49,002 --> 00:15:52,547
...prevents us from having
intimate relationships?
343
00:15:52,631 --> 00:15:52,964
Jeff,
344
00:15:53,048 --> 00:15:56,301
I am a monk.
345
00:15:56,384 --> 00:15:58,261
You are not a monk.
346
00:15:58,345 --> 00:16:02,390
You are children's puppet guy.
347
00:16:02,474 --> 00:16:06,269
The problem with this woman
is about you.
348
00:16:06,353 --> 00:16:10,482
Your calling is to raise
the world's children.
349
00:16:10,565 --> 00:16:12,651
But perhaps what's stopping you
350
00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:14,903
is that you are afraid
to have your own.
351
00:16:19,032 --> 00:16:20,867
[high‐pitched voice]
Because of your mom
352
00:16:20,951 --> 00:16:21,701
abandoning you.
353
00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:25,705
Is that what you are afraid of?
354
00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:29,167
I'm afraid I'll never be happy.
355
00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:30,585
Mm.
356
00:16:30,669 --> 00:16:33,964
Happiness is a thing
357
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,173
that happens in the now.
358
00:16:35,257 --> 00:16:38,176
It is fleeting.
359
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,845
It exists,
360
00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:41,471
and then it does not.
361
00:16:41,555 --> 00:16:45,851
There is only the pleasure
before the pain,
362
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:48,770
the smile before the suffering.
363
00:16:48,854 --> 00:16:52,107
We could only be truly happy
364
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:55,193
if we could freeze time
forever.
365
00:16:55,277 --> 00:16:57,028
But we can't.
366
00:16:57,112 --> 00:17:00,073
That is impossible.
367
00:17:00,156 --> 00:17:03,034
Is it worth it?
368
00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:04,327
Dying for your love?
369
00:17:05,161 --> 00:17:09,082
When love has hold
of your heart,
370
00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:11,334
you go.
371
00:17:11,418 --> 00:17:14,296
Go like a stallion.
372
00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:17,340
♪ energetic music ♪
373
00:17:17,424 --> 00:17:18,550
♪♪♪
374
00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:20,135
Thank you.
375
00:17:20,218 --> 00:17:21,720
But remember:
376
00:17:21,803 --> 00:17:23,972
I get reincarnated.
377
00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:27,350
♪♪♪
378
00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:28,560
[Jeff gasps]
379
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,023
Jill!
380
00:17:33,106 --> 00:17:33,440
Jill!
381
00:17:33,523 --> 00:17:35,775
♪♪♪
382
00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:37,402
Jill!
383
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:42,657
♪♪♪
384
00:17:48,705 --> 00:17:50,665
‐ [car horn honks]
‐ Ooh, jeez.
385
00:17:50,749 --> 00:17:52,584
‐ Sorry!
‐ [driver] Son of a bitch!
386
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,753
[car horns honking]
387
00:17:54,836 --> 00:17:56,004
Jill!
388
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:03,637
[indistinct conversations
and laughter]
389
00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:09,976
♪ traditional Italian music ♪
390
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,937
[people cheering in Italian]
391
00:18:13,355 --> 00:18:15,440
[bellows] Jill!
392
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:17,651
[air rushing in slow motion]
393
00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:19,319
[gasps]
394
00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:24,699
[complete silence]
395
00:19:00,235 --> 00:19:02,112
[dollar bills rustle]
396
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,290
[sound rushes back]
397
00:19:13,373 --> 00:19:14,958
[cannoli mascot shouts]
398
00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:17,335
shouts in Italian
399
00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:18,461
Jeff?
400
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:21,381
I'm sorry.
401
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:25,051
What are you doing here?
402
00:19:25,135 --> 00:19:28,138
I wanna have the conversation
we should've had that night.
403
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:33,935
Well, we could go somewhere
and grab a coffee.
404
00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:35,312
I lied to you...
405
00:19:35,395 --> 00:19:39,024
when I said we couldn't
be together because of my job.
406
00:19:39,107 --> 00:19:40,734
Truth is...
407
00:19:40,817 --> 00:19:41,943
I'm afraid of the pain
it would cause if you left.
408
00:19:43,528 --> 00:19:45,363
And now that's all I have.
409
00:19:45,447 --> 00:19:46,531
So...
410
00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:50,327
Also, Julie Andrews meant
nothing.
411
00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:51,619
Also, I know
412
00:19:51,703 --> 00:19:53,038
that you've had
a lifelong fantasy
413
00:19:53,121 --> 00:19:57,042
about getting married
in the New York Public Library.
414
00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:01,588
But $60,000 is just too much
to spend on anything...
415
00:20:04,966 --> 00:20:06,801
...in my opinion, you know?
416
00:20:07,844 --> 00:20:10,430
Could you say something?
[chuckles]
417
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:10,930
Please?
418
00:20:15,977 --> 00:20:17,604
It includes catering.
419
00:20:20,023 --> 00:20:20,982
You read the fine print.
420
00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:22,567
I Google things.
421
00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:24,402
I don't like to spend money
on myself.
422
00:20:24,486 --> 00:20:26,738
I don't like
not talking to you.
423
00:20:30,658 --> 00:20:33,203
I beat your pinball score.
424
00:20:33,286 --> 00:20:35,372
‐ No, you didn't.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
425
00:20:35,455 --> 00:20:38,333
Knocked you
right off the chart.
426
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,210
It's when I knew
you were gone for real.
427
00:20:41,252 --> 00:20:43,755
You casually destroyed
my life's work.
428
00:20:43,838 --> 00:20:46,091
What about a backyard?
429
00:20:46,174 --> 00:20:48,426
My dad could do the food.
430
00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:49,719
Instead of gifts,
431
00:20:49,803 --> 00:20:52,597
people could give
to a worthy cause.
432
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,100
[chuckling]
I think we should date first.
433
00:20:55,183 --> 00:20:56,267
Oh!
Sure.
434
00:20:56,351 --> 00:20:57,936
Whatever you want.
435
00:20:58,019 --> 00:21:00,146
I'll never leave you.
436
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,357
I'll never lie to you again.
437
00:21:05,527 --> 00:21:09,531
♪♪♪
438
00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:14,077
Although we grow older,
there is always more
439
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,621
the universe has to teach us.
440
00:21:16,704 --> 00:21:20,083
It is even a greater gift
441
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:23,420
when one encounters
a fellow traveler
442
00:21:23,503 --> 00:21:26,798
with that same
childlike spirit
443
00:21:26,881 --> 00:21:29,092
who wishes to grow
444
00:21:29,175 --> 00:21:30,802
and learn
445
00:21:30,885 --> 00:21:34,639
and marvel along with you.
446
00:21:34,722 --> 00:21:36,808
Recognizing this,
447
00:21:36,891 --> 00:21:38,977
I ask you, Jeff,
448
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:42,021
to look into Jill's eyes
449
00:21:42,105 --> 00:21:44,441
and tell her.
450
00:21:44,524 --> 00:21:46,860
Do you vow to nurture
451
00:21:46,943 --> 00:21:49,279
and be nurtured,
452
00:21:49,362 --> 00:21:52,824
protect and be protected,
453
00:21:52,907 --> 00:21:56,953
nourish and be nourished,
454
00:21:57,036 --> 00:21:59,664
so that you may grow
455
00:21:59,747 --> 00:22:01,624
in this world
456
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:02,834
together?
457
00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:09,549
I do.
458
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:10,758
[sobs]
459
00:22:13,428 --> 00:22:15,346
I do blame you.
460
00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:18,099
[sobs]
461
00:22:18,183 --> 00:22:21,394
[sobs, exhales]
462
00:22:21,478 --> 00:22:24,272
[exhaling] Oh, thank you.
463
00:22:24,355 --> 00:22:28,443
[breathing heavily]
464
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:39,579
I'm sorry about your dad.
465
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,336
♪ soft resonant music ♪
466
00:22:46,419 --> 00:22:49,255
[Jeff] We can't turn back time,
467
00:22:49,339 --> 00:22:51,424
but we can steal it.
468
00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:53,343
Does your house have a clock?
469
00:22:53,426 --> 00:22:54,928
Maybe it's on the microwave
470
00:22:55,011 --> 00:22:57,472
or your father's wristwatch.
471
00:22:57,555 --> 00:22:59,224
Today,
472
00:22:59,307 --> 00:23:01,559
I want you to go to that clock
473
00:23:01,643 --> 00:23:04,687
and I want you to turn
the time back one hour.
474
00:23:04,771 --> 00:23:07,565
And I want you to spend
that hour with your family.
475
00:23:07,649 --> 00:23:09,859
Treat them as what they are:
476
00:23:09,943 --> 00:23:12,820
a precious giftfrom the universe.
477
00:23:14,072 --> 00:23:16,491
I can't be thereevery day for you,
478
00:23:16,574 --> 00:23:18,493
but there are peoplein your life who can.
479
00:23:20,328 --> 00:23:22,330
Your sisters and brothers,mom and dad.
480
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:27,544
Cousins, friends.
481
00:23:27,627 --> 00:23:29,212
Even your teachers.
482
00:23:29,295 --> 00:23:32,215
♪♪♪
483
00:23:32,298 --> 00:23:34,384
[clock beeping]
484
00:23:34,467 --> 00:23:38,304
See, family can be anyonein the world who loves you,
485
00:23:38,388 --> 00:23:42,058
anyone in the worldwho gives you strength.
486
00:23:44,644 --> 00:23:45,436
Excuse me.
487
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,481
Sorry.
488
00:23:48,565 --> 00:23:51,276
Dad says
if the rocket explodes,
489
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,987
we're standing
in the debris field.
490
00:23:54,070 --> 00:23:55,238
[sighs]
491
00:23:55,321 --> 00:23:58,449
Please just try
and enjoy yourselves.
492
00:23:58,533 --> 00:23:59,826
[man on radio] Welcome
493
00:23:59,909 --> 00:24:02,453
to Dragon resupply missionCRS‐21.
494
00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:05,164
We're about 15 minutes fromour scheduled departure
495
00:24:05,248 --> 00:24:07,292
to the InternationalSpace Station.
496
00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:08,960
Or as Astronotter would say...
497
00:24:09,043 --> 00:24:12,088
[speaks gibberish]
498
00:24:12,171 --> 00:24:13,715
♪♪♪
499
00:24:13,798 --> 00:24:16,009
Can I call you New Mom?
500
00:24:16,092 --> 00:24:18,511
‐ Yes.
‐ Well, I don't...
501
00:24:18,595 --> 00:24:22,307
Hershey Park, here we come.
502
00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:23,558
Ow!
503
00:24:23,641 --> 00:24:26,603
Don't you fucking hurt Dolores.
504
00:24:27,729 --> 00:24:33,610
speaking Serbian
505
00:24:41,909 --> 00:24:44,454
I like your purple belt.
506
00:24:44,537 --> 00:24:47,248
We get it, James.
You can see.
507
00:24:50,918 --> 00:24:54,714
Sorry about your throat.
508
00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:58,009
‐ [throat mic buzzes]
‐ You're all that I have now.
509
00:24:58,092 --> 00:25:00,219
It's kind of nice.
510
00:25:00,303 --> 00:25:01,596
[doll chimes]
511
00:25:01,679 --> 00:25:03,097
Jeff...
512
00:25:11,689 --> 00:25:13,024
I'm here.
513
00:25:16,778 --> 00:25:19,697
Do you have an hour?
514
00:25:19,781 --> 00:25:21,491
I want you to meet someone.
515
00:25:23,159 --> 00:25:27,830
So tell me about
this $80,000 car.
516
00:25:27,914 --> 00:25:29,332
[chuckles]
517
00:25:29,415 --> 00:25:31,876
How do you know the MSRP
of a Range Rover?
518
00:25:31,959 --> 00:25:33,419
Mm, I Google things.
519
00:25:34,671 --> 00:25:37,215
Do these heated seats
work in the summertime?
520
00:25:37,298 --> 00:25:38,716
There's three settings.
521
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,884
Well,
now you're just showing off.
522
00:25:39,967 --> 00:25:41,219
[laughs]
523
00:25:41,302 --> 00:25:43,388
[both laugh]
524
00:25:43,471 --> 00:25:44,639
[both sigh happily]
525
00:25:44,722 --> 00:25:49,852
♪♪♪
526
00:25:51,104 --> 00:25:53,398
♪ Where do you turn ♪
527
00:25:53,481 --> 00:25:56,567
♪ When there's no oneto turn to? ♪
528
00:25:56,651 --> 00:25:58,820
♪ Where,when it's so hard to cope? ♪
529
00:25:58,903 --> 00:26:02,031
♪♪♪
530
00:26:02,115 --> 00:26:04,742
♪ How can you start ♪
531
00:26:04,826 --> 00:26:08,121
♪ Make a change,maybe learn too ♪
532
00:26:08,204 --> 00:26:09,872
♪ What do you need? ♪
533
00:26:09,956 --> 00:26:14,001
♪ stirring piano chord ♪
534
00:26:14,085 --> 00:26:16,504
♪ Hope is the song ♪
535
00:26:16,587 --> 00:26:19,048
♪ When the worldis a menace ♪
536
00:26:19,132 --> 00:26:21,926
♪ Hope is the open... ♪
537
00:26:22,009 --> 00:26:24,178
[no audio]
538
00:26:24,262 --> 00:26:26,431
♪ ...door, ooh ♪
539
00:26:28,808 --> 00:26:31,686
♪ Maybe getting back up ♪
540
00:26:31,769 --> 00:26:34,981
♪ Again is ♪
541
00:26:35,064 --> 00:26:37,108
♪♪♪
542
00:26:37,191 --> 00:26:40,361
♪ What falls ♪
543
00:26:40,445 --> 00:26:43,781
♪ Are for ♪
544
00:26:43,865 --> 00:26:47,785
[heartbeat thumping]
545
00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:55,001
[heartbeat continues thumping]
546
00:27:25,531 --> 00:27:28,367
[no audible dialogue]
547
00:27:28,451 --> 00:27:31,454
[heartbeat continues thumping]
548
00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:48,429
[complete silence]
549
00:28:22,129 --> 00:28:25,883
♪ ragtime jazz ♪
550
00:28:25,967 --> 00:28:31,055
♪♪♪
551
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