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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,136 --> 00:00:03,553 (rock music) 2 00:00:13,202 --> 00:00:15,569 ♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say 3 00:00:15,569 --> 00:00:18,437 ♫ I'd heard it all before, just another day 4 00:00:18,437 --> 00:00:21,349 ♫ January, February, all the same 5 00:00:21,349 --> 00:00:24,137 ♫ March, April, May's coming back again 6 00:00:24,137 --> 00:00:26,825 ♫ Oh, why? 7 00:00:26,825 --> 00:00:30,002 ♫ 'Cause it's the worst year of my life again 8 00:00:30,002 --> 00:00:33,292 ♫ It's looped around and pulled me back in now 9 00:00:33,292 --> 00:00:37,699 ♫ Yesterday has come again, oh no 10 00:00:37,699 --> 00:00:38,907 ♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 11 00:00:38,907 --> 00:00:43,074 ♫ The worst year of my life again 12 00:00:47,904 --> 00:00:50,487 (alarm blares) 13 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:57,335 - Okay, so we have Aunt Ethel's home phone, 14 00:00:57,335 --> 00:00:58,865 Aunt Ethel's mobile phone. 15 00:00:58,865 --> 00:00:59,990 Mrs. Peters is the next door neighbour, 16 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:01,788 She's-- - Mum, Mum, chill. 17 00:01:01,788 --> 00:01:03,901 - You'll only be gone one night, Okay? 18 00:01:03,901 --> 00:01:04,984 - Okay. Okay. 19 00:01:06,178 --> 00:01:07,073 - See ya. 20 00:01:07,073 --> 00:01:08,516 - Bye, guys. 21 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:10,379 - Send our love to Auntie Ethel. 22 00:01:10,379 --> 00:01:11,441 - Okay. Be good! 23 00:01:11,441 --> 00:01:13,191 - Love you. Have fun. 24 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:15,293 Drive safe. 25 00:01:15,293 --> 00:01:16,126 - See ya, Dad. 26 00:01:16,126 --> 00:01:17,043 - Love you! 27 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,058 - [Both] Woo! 28 00:01:19,058 --> 00:01:19,894 - The house is ours! 29 00:01:19,894 --> 00:01:21,817 Come on, the party isn't going to organise itself. 30 00:01:21,817 --> 00:01:24,923 - But I invited Simon over for DVDs and pizza. 31 00:01:24,923 --> 00:01:26,379 - Well, as long as that creep doesn't ruin my party, 32 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:28,433 I don't care what you do. 33 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:30,706 - So, we can come too? 34 00:01:30,706 --> 00:01:32,076 - Sure thing. 35 00:01:32,076 --> 00:01:34,249 In fact, Slug, it's going to be your job 36 00:01:34,249 --> 00:01:35,601 to keep things tidy. 37 00:01:35,601 --> 00:01:37,889 Make sure there are no accidents and nothing gets broken. 38 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,834 You should probably carry a cloth at all times. 39 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:41,248 - You mean like a cleaner? 40 00:01:41,248 --> 00:01:43,235 - Exactly like a cleaner. 41 00:01:43,235 --> 00:01:46,034 Oh, you're so much smarter than you look. 42 00:01:46,034 --> 00:01:47,126 - No way! 43 00:01:47,126 --> 00:01:49,522 I'd rather play Sudoku than be your party slave. 44 00:01:49,522 --> 00:01:51,299 - Oh, really? 45 00:01:51,299 --> 00:01:52,297 'Cause if the house doesn't look 46 00:01:52,297 --> 00:01:54,664 exactly the way Mum and Dad left it, 47 00:01:54,664 --> 00:01:57,632 then everyone at school is going to see this. 48 00:01:57,632 --> 00:02:00,671 ♫ Rubber ducky, joy of joy 49 00:02:00,671 --> 00:02:04,561 ♫ When I squeeze you, you make noise 50 00:02:04,561 --> 00:02:05,728 - Right, then. 51 00:02:08,273 --> 00:02:09,106 Cool. 52 00:02:10,587 --> 00:02:13,254 - [Samantha] Yeah? - [Alex] Yeah. 53 00:02:14,113 --> 00:02:16,613 (dance music) 54 00:02:26,419 --> 00:02:27,252 - Oh! 55 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,983 - You've been in the house for 30 seconds! 56 00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:33,643 - Looks a little bit like Finland. 57 00:02:33,643 --> 00:02:36,320 - No, no, it looks more like Madagascar. 58 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,972 Sam cannot see this. 59 00:02:37,972 --> 00:02:40,280 We have to find the cleaning stuff. 60 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,116 - Why didn't you tell me about the party earlier? 61 00:02:42,116 --> 00:02:44,844 I would've worn something a little more sophisticated. 62 00:02:44,844 --> 00:02:46,092 - What? 63 00:02:46,092 --> 00:02:48,071 - This could be my big chance with your sister. 64 00:02:48,071 --> 00:02:48,904 - Oh, as if. 65 00:02:48,904 --> 00:02:52,334 You're the last person she wants to see. 66 00:02:52,334 --> 00:02:54,751 Come on, before she spots it. 67 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:56,972 So far, so good. 68 00:03:01,619 --> 00:03:02,753 - And then you know what Norris says, 69 00:03:02,753 --> 00:03:05,361 he says, "You have to Captain the cricket team, Simon. 70 00:03:05,361 --> 00:03:07,836 "There's no-one else as talented or as good looking as you." 71 00:03:07,836 --> 00:03:09,057 And so you know what I said? 72 00:03:09,057 --> 00:03:09,890 - I don't care. 73 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,308 - Exactly, I don't care. 74 00:03:11,308 --> 00:03:12,499 I'm not doing it for you, 75 00:03:12,499 --> 00:03:16,755 I am doing it for all of the little people. 76 00:03:16,755 --> 00:03:17,588 - Simon? 77 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:20,551 Oh, this is not good! 78 00:03:25,614 --> 00:03:27,895 - Hey. Paula, isn't it? 79 00:03:27,895 --> 00:03:29,034 - Sam. 80 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,337 - Sam, right. 81 00:03:30,337 --> 00:03:31,288 How could I forget? 82 00:03:31,288 --> 00:03:32,730 - Um, do I know you? 83 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:34,227 - Some people are highly forgettable. 84 00:03:34,227 --> 00:03:35,361 Take a walk, buddy. 85 00:03:35,361 --> 00:03:38,330 - Oh, wow, are you rescuing me from toad-head? 86 00:03:38,330 --> 00:03:39,898 Oh, how sweet. 87 00:03:39,898 --> 00:03:40,977 Come on, I'll show you around. 88 00:03:40,977 --> 00:03:42,041 - What about my cricket story? 89 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:42,874 - Drop dead, Simon. 90 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,603 - Sorry about that, mate. 91 00:03:44,603 --> 00:03:47,795 - You should be, your shoulders are really pointy! 92 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,322 - Simon? 93 00:03:49,322 --> 00:03:50,905 Simon. 94 00:03:50,905 --> 00:03:52,572 Rug. Cleaning stuff. 95 00:03:55,344 --> 00:03:57,261 Be careful of the lamp! 96 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,488 - One minute Bugsy was dead in the shoe box, 97 00:04:06,488 --> 00:04:08,698 the next he's eating a lettuce leaf. 98 00:04:08,698 --> 00:04:12,865 He had definitely crossed back over from bunny afterlife. 99 00:04:13,778 --> 00:04:15,067 - What are you doing here? 100 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:18,484 - I just came by to borrow a rolling pin. 101 00:04:19,562 --> 00:04:21,802 I don't go to many parties, Alex. 102 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:24,169 Was I supposed to bring a lamp? 103 00:04:24,169 --> 00:04:25,002 - Come on. 104 00:04:37,329 --> 00:04:38,839 Watch it! 105 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:41,346 - Relax, you're making me clumsy. 106 00:04:41,346 --> 00:04:43,763 - That's Mum's good pecorino! 107 00:04:46,973 --> 00:04:47,940 - Maybe you should drink something! 108 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:50,773 (coughs and gags) 109 00:04:56,314 --> 00:04:58,981 That wasn't ginger beer, was it? 110 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:01,401 - Smells like it. 111 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,585 - Ginger beer always makes Alex puke! 112 00:05:03,585 --> 00:05:05,065 Has done since kinder. 113 00:05:05,065 --> 00:05:09,338 - Well, you'd think he would know better now! 114 00:05:09,338 --> 00:05:12,588 (retching and gagging) 115 00:05:13,678 --> 00:05:14,511 Gross. 116 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:19,447 - Dance Mania! 117 00:05:19,447 --> 00:05:22,780 Oh, wait till Sam sees my smokin' moves! 118 00:05:26,299 --> 00:05:27,414 Hi. 119 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,247 - Hi. 120 00:05:28,247 --> 00:05:30,689 - I'm Simon, I'm Sam's boyfriend. 121 00:05:30,689 --> 00:05:32,871 - Are you coming out, Alex? 122 00:05:32,871 --> 00:05:34,312 - [Alex] Can't. 123 00:05:34,312 --> 00:05:36,331 There's no door handle on this side. 124 00:05:36,331 --> 00:05:37,955 It's dodgy. 125 00:05:37,955 --> 00:05:40,938 You have to lift and jiggle. 126 00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:41,946 Lift. 127 00:05:41,946 --> 00:05:42,995 - I am lifting. 128 00:05:42,995 --> 00:05:44,411 - [Alex] Then jiggle it. - [Maddy] I am! 129 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:45,993 - [Alex] Pull! - [Maddy] I am! 130 00:05:45,993 --> 00:05:48,079 - [Alex] Pull harder! 131 00:05:48,079 --> 00:05:50,742 (groans) 132 00:05:50,742 --> 00:05:53,191 - I think I pulled too hard, Alex. 133 00:05:53,191 --> 00:05:55,110 I'm deceptively strong, you know. 134 00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:57,023 (Alex shouts) 135 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,523 (phone rings) 136 00:06:01,974 --> 00:06:03,807 - Hi, Mum, we're fine. 137 00:06:05,744 --> 00:06:06,642 Oh, I was just... 138 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:09,289 I was helping Alex with his homework. 139 00:06:09,289 --> 00:06:11,125 Got to go. Love you, bye! 140 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:13,042 - I'll get some pliers. 141 00:06:15,032 --> 00:06:16,032 - Excuse me! 142 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:31,427 Alex, are you in there? 143 00:06:32,687 --> 00:06:33,854 - [Alex] Um... 144 00:06:35,138 --> 00:06:35,971 No. 145 00:06:37,413 --> 00:06:40,310 (drill whirs) 146 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:41,454 - Well, aren't you handy! 147 00:06:41,454 --> 00:06:43,287 - I'm pretty capable. 148 00:06:52,457 --> 00:06:55,383 - I didn't break the door, it just got stuck. 149 00:06:55,383 --> 00:06:56,320 It's dodgy. 150 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,967 You know you have to lift and jiggle. 151 00:06:58,967 --> 00:07:01,068 I'll fix it, I'll fix everything. 152 00:07:01,068 --> 00:07:02,928 I'll clean up. I'll mop the floor! 153 00:07:02,928 --> 00:07:03,796 Don't. 154 00:07:03,796 --> 00:07:04,653 - Why shouldn't I? 155 00:07:04,653 --> 00:07:05,840 - Because... 156 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,405 Because you'll lose your waiter and you'll have to clean. 157 00:07:08,405 --> 00:07:09,637 Who'll host? 158 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,384 No host, no party, right? 159 00:07:11,384 --> 00:07:14,310 And you haven't even gotten Mr Handyman's number. 160 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:16,283 - Okay, but you'd better make this place 161 00:07:16,283 --> 00:07:17,559 look exactly the way it should 162 00:07:17,559 --> 00:07:21,726 and I'd better get Mr Handyman's number or it's bath time. 163 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,980 - Where's the rug? 164 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:29,323 - I moved it in case of accidents. 165 00:07:43,488 --> 00:07:44,488 Sorry, mate. 166 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:47,368 Watch out! 167 00:07:48,681 --> 00:07:49,514 No! 168 00:07:49,514 --> 00:07:52,264 (glass shatters) 169 00:07:59,155 --> 00:08:00,077 What are you doing? 170 00:08:00,077 --> 00:08:01,583 - Dancing, Alex, want to salsa? 171 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:03,736 - Just don't break anything, okay? 172 00:08:03,736 --> 00:08:05,551 - What, like the high score? 173 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,634 Yeah, 'cause I'm on fire! 174 00:08:10,385 --> 00:08:13,198 - You know you're right, you are on fire. 175 00:08:13,198 --> 00:08:15,407 (sizzles) 176 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,240 - No! 177 00:08:38,903 --> 00:08:41,403 - Don't break anything, Simon. 178 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:50,651 (smoke alarm blares) 179 00:08:55,589 --> 00:08:58,731 (electricity sizzles) 180 00:08:58,731 --> 00:09:00,987 (clattering) 181 00:09:00,987 --> 00:09:02,795 (Alex groans) 182 00:09:02,795 --> 00:09:03,628 - [Boy] Who turned the lights off? 183 00:09:03,628 --> 00:09:04,461 - [Boy] What's going on? 184 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,481 - What's with the lights? 185 00:09:05,481 --> 00:09:08,064 - [Boy] Supposed to be a party! 186 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,978 - [Samantha] Ow, who's that? 187 00:09:10,978 --> 00:09:11,930 - It's me. 188 00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:13,890 - Oh, hello you. 189 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:17,557 (overlapping conversations) 190 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,070 - I found the fuse box in the cupboard under the stairs. 191 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:26,755 Oh, and I found this too. 192 00:09:26,755 --> 00:09:29,599 - Oh, hey, it looks like Finland. 193 00:09:29,599 --> 00:09:30,887 - Alex! 194 00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:32,121 - We should probably have that dance now, 195 00:09:32,121 --> 00:09:33,647 before the party's over. 196 00:09:33,647 --> 00:09:35,914 - Oh, this party is so over. 197 00:09:35,914 --> 00:09:39,091 - I can clean it up, there's still time. 198 00:09:39,091 --> 00:09:40,954 No, you wouldn't. 199 00:09:40,954 --> 00:09:41,787 Would you? 200 00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:43,937 - Feel like pizza? 201 00:09:43,937 --> 00:09:44,770 - You bet. 202 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:51,464 (phones beep) 203 00:09:52,463 --> 00:09:55,794 ♫ Rubber ducky, you're the one (laughter) 204 00:09:55,794 --> 00:09:59,211 ♫ You make bath time so much fun 205 00:09:59,211 --> 00:10:03,378 ♫ Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you 206 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:09,794 (alarm blares) 207 00:10:09,794 --> 00:10:11,966 (upbeat music) 208 00:10:11,966 --> 00:10:13,127 - Drive safe! 209 00:10:13,127 --> 00:10:13,960 - See ya, Dad. 210 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,199 - Love you. 211 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,282 - [Both] Woo! 212 00:10:17,495 --> 00:10:20,098 - Oh, I invited Maddy over for DVDs and fortune cookies. 213 00:10:20,098 --> 00:10:22,076 - Well, as long as you didn't invite creepy Simon. 214 00:10:22,076 --> 00:10:24,454 - Nope, definitely, absolutely not. 215 00:10:24,454 --> 00:10:26,108 - Good, because I'm having a party. 216 00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:28,348 - Yeah, you may want to have it outside. 217 00:10:28,348 --> 00:10:29,718 You know, to minimise the damage. 218 00:10:29,718 --> 00:10:30,551 - What damage? 219 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:32,182 - Oh, you know what parties are like. 220 00:10:32,182 --> 00:10:36,270 Stained rugs, broken stereos, flooded kitchens, burnt toast. 221 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:40,679 Plus outside parties always have a much better vibe. 222 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:41,964 - Hmm. 223 00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:43,367 Good plan, Slug. 224 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:45,230 You're so much smarter than you look. 225 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,854 - Yeah, don't call me that. 226 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,519 - Actually, Slug, it's gonna be your job to make sure 227 00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:50,436 the yard looks exactly like it did before the party 228 00:10:50,436 --> 00:10:53,024 so Mum and Dad have no idea. 229 00:10:53,024 --> 00:10:54,860 - No way, chin face! 230 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:56,654 I'm not some waiter who's going to watch drinks 231 00:10:56,654 --> 00:10:58,515 and carry a cloth at all times. 232 00:10:58,515 --> 00:11:00,153 - Oh, you'll do it. 233 00:11:00,153 --> 00:11:02,377 'Cause if you don't, then... 234 00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:03,377 then I'll... 235 00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:05,837 - You'll what? 236 00:11:05,837 --> 00:11:08,837 - Whatever, just don't embarrass me. 237 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:14,372 - Locked! 238 00:11:15,779 --> 00:11:19,389 - Thanks for inviting me, Alex, I don't go to many parties. 239 00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:21,532 Was I meant to bring a fire extinguisher? 240 00:11:21,532 --> 00:11:23,619 - I'm just checking it's in working order. 241 00:11:23,619 --> 00:11:25,564 You can't be too careful. 242 00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:27,592 Last time round at this party, 243 00:11:27,592 --> 00:11:29,581 we ended up with short circuited electricity 244 00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:30,998 and a small fire. 245 00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,864 Plus there was a video. 246 00:11:35,799 --> 00:11:36,632 - Wow. 247 00:11:37,477 --> 00:11:40,811 - The worst bit was that Sam met Justin. 248 00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:41,875 Whatever happens this time, 249 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:46,042 we have to make sure that doesn't happen, no matter what. 250 00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:48,362 - Who's Justin? 251 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,489 - Justin's the guy Sam pashed at the party. 252 00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:55,999 A couple of days later they're going out 253 00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:57,808 and it's all gooey and lovey. 254 00:11:57,808 --> 00:11:59,305 - How romantic! 255 00:11:59,305 --> 00:12:01,639 - No, no, it's not romantic at all. 256 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:04,551 Because then Justin dumps Sam for Sarah the Snake. 257 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,544 - He dumped your sister for a reptile? 258 00:12:06,544 --> 00:12:09,400 - No, it's a girl. Sarah. 259 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,205 Sarah the Snake. 260 00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:12,038 Keep up. 261 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,217 After the dumping, Sam is even worse than usual. 262 00:12:16,217 --> 00:12:18,241 The crying, it was torrential. 263 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:21,145 It was like it was never going to stop. 264 00:12:21,145 --> 00:12:23,120 - You really care about her, huh? 265 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,265 - Yeah, right! 266 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:27,849 I just care about how much of a pain she was. 267 00:12:27,849 --> 00:12:30,385 Three events led to Sam and Justin getting together. 268 00:12:30,385 --> 00:12:32,696 One, Sam and Justin bonded 269 00:12:32,696 --> 00:12:34,571 when he drilled out the pantry door handle. 270 00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:35,903 - Is that a party game? 271 00:12:35,903 --> 00:12:37,301 - No. 272 00:12:37,301 --> 00:12:38,505 I fixed the dodgy door 273 00:12:38,505 --> 00:12:40,128 but we have to make sure there's no more chances 274 00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:42,187 for Justin to play handyman. 275 00:12:42,187 --> 00:12:43,359 - Is that a party game? 276 00:12:43,359 --> 00:12:44,792 - No! 277 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:46,767 Justin fixes things. 278 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,131 Sam's impressed by capable guys. 279 00:12:49,131 --> 00:12:53,696 - She must be really impressed by you then, Alex. 280 00:12:53,696 --> 00:12:56,196 So, two, Sam and Justin pashed 281 00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,814 after there was a spilled drink that made the stereo blow up 282 00:12:59,814 --> 00:13:01,046 and the lights go out. 283 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,644 - No Mr Fix-it opportunities, 284 00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:04,100 no blowing up stereos, 285 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,612 no romantic darkness. 286 00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:07,318 You can rely on me, Alex. 287 00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:10,453 - And three, as long as Simon's not here, 288 00:13:10,453 --> 00:13:12,526 it means that he can't crack on to Sam, 289 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,654 which means that Justin won't be able to rescue her 290 00:13:14,654 --> 00:13:18,821 and the rest, the blubbering and all that, won't happen. 291 00:13:20,055 --> 00:13:22,555 (dance music) 292 00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:31,395 He's here. 293 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:32,514 - Who, Justin? 294 00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:33,514 - No, Simon. 295 00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,818 - Hey, that stain kind of looks like-- 296 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,467 - [Alex] Finland. Yes, yes, I know. 297 00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,717 - No, more like Madagascar. 298 00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:50,964 - Justin alert. 299 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,109 Keep him away from Sam. 300 00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:54,359 - Over and out. 301 00:13:56,147 --> 00:13:57,734 It's detective speak. 302 00:13:57,734 --> 00:13:59,407 I know my languages, Alex. 303 00:13:59,407 --> 00:14:02,935 - Just don't let him out of your sight, okay? 304 00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:05,518 - Ten-four, Oscar Charlie Zulu. 305 00:14:12,387 --> 00:14:14,221 - Surely she must have mentioned me. 306 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,804 Simon and Samantha? 307 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,497 People call us Si-mantha, 308 00:14:19,497 --> 00:14:20,330 or Sa-mon. 309 00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:24,973 Actually, no, that's not very nice. 310 00:14:24,973 --> 00:14:26,254 No-one calls us Sa-mon. 311 00:14:26,254 --> 00:14:27,690 - What are you doing here? 312 00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:28,742 Didn't I tell you to stay at home 313 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,578 so we could game together later? 314 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,202 - No, I was waiting online 315 00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:34,963 and the party was all over the internet. 316 00:14:34,963 --> 00:14:37,243 Bit surprised you didn't invite me, actually. 317 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:41,723 But I'm guessing you didn't want any competition? 318 00:14:41,723 --> 00:14:42,723 Smooth, huh? 319 00:14:43,837 --> 00:14:45,393 - What's with the hair? 320 00:14:45,393 --> 00:14:46,778 Is that your dad's suit? 321 00:14:46,778 --> 00:14:50,154 - Sophisticated women like your sister love good tailoring. 322 00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:52,127 - You have to leave now. 323 00:14:52,127 --> 00:14:54,877 - No way, I haven't seen Sam yet. 324 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,550 Stop it. 325 00:14:58,550 --> 00:14:59,882 You're freaking me out. 326 00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,395 Sam, what's going on? 327 00:15:01,395 --> 00:15:03,395 - Hey, how're you going? 328 00:15:07,187 --> 00:15:08,843 - You're going to have to trust me on this. 329 00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:10,760 It's a loop year thing. 330 00:15:12,692 --> 00:15:16,859 - So stuffing me in the shed is a loop year thing? 331 00:15:18,307 --> 00:15:19,453 - What are you doing here? 332 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:20,868 You're meant to be watching Justin. 333 00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:21,958 - I didn't want to miss out. 334 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,342 - [Alex] On what? - [Maddy] The game. 335 00:15:23,342 --> 00:15:24,197 - What game? 336 00:15:24,197 --> 00:15:25,400 - The let's all get in the shed game. 337 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,374 - There is no game! 338 00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:28,901 - Then why are we in the shed? 339 00:15:28,901 --> 00:15:30,999 - I'm here to keep him away from Sam. 340 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:34,318 - Oh, I get it, the loop year thing, huh? 341 00:15:34,318 --> 00:15:37,608 Last time round I ended up pashing her, didn't I? 342 00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:40,575 You can't stand in the way of true love, Alex. 343 00:15:40,575 --> 00:15:41,408 Right! 344 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,991 Well, I'm going to go find Sam. 345 00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:47,661 It's a bit stiff. 346 00:15:47,661 --> 00:15:48,494 - Wait. 347 00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:51,344 - Just need a bit of a lift and a jiggle. 348 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:52,897 Oh. 349 00:15:52,897 --> 00:15:54,324 Handle's come off. 350 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:55,992 - I don't believe it. 351 00:15:55,992 --> 00:15:59,841 This is exactly what happened last time! 352 00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:01,942 Well, we're going to have to stay in here 353 00:16:01,942 --> 00:16:03,622 and wait for the party to finish. 354 00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:04,951 As long as Sam doesn't find us 355 00:16:04,951 --> 00:16:06,700 and get Justin to start fixing things, 356 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,550 everything should be okay. 357 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,434 - Way to party, Alex. 358 00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:10,707 What are we supposed to do in here? 359 00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:13,016 Stand around telling stories? 360 00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:14,276 - Did I ever tell you about the time 361 00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:17,609 my rabbit Bugsy came back from the dead? 362 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:19,670 - Help! 363 00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:20,773 Help! 364 00:16:20,773 --> 00:16:23,181 Help, help, get me out! 365 00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:26,117 - Alex, is that you in there? 366 00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:27,072 - Um... 367 00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:27,905 No. 368 00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:32,082 (groans) 369 00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:33,285 - [Samantha] By the way, I'm Sam. 370 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:34,856 - [Alex] No! 371 00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:36,424 - Well, aren't you handy! 372 00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:38,174 - I'm pretty capable. 373 00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:54,217 - Hey, Sam, nice party. 374 00:16:54,217 --> 00:16:56,121 - What were you doing in the shed? 375 00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:57,577 And what did you do to the hall rug? 376 00:16:57,577 --> 00:17:00,070 If Mum and Dad see that, they'll ground us till we're 40. 377 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:02,854 - Chill, Sam, it's only grape juice. 378 00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:04,021 Or so I heard. 379 00:17:04,999 --> 00:17:08,146 - Just soak it with white vinegar, it'll come right off. 380 00:17:08,146 --> 00:17:09,538 I can give you a hand if you like. 381 00:17:09,538 --> 00:17:10,371 - Like? 382 00:17:10,371 --> 00:17:11,538 I'd love that. 383 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,199 - I can do it, I love stains! 384 00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:17,629 And Simon'll help, it's his fault. 385 00:17:17,629 --> 00:17:18,831 Isn't that right, Simon? 386 00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:20,776 - Let's dance, Sam. 387 00:17:20,776 --> 00:17:24,166 You should see my smoking moves! 388 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,606 - They've made contact, Alex. 389 00:17:25,606 --> 00:17:27,373 - We can still stop the pash. 390 00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:31,148 - No power cut, no exploding stereos, no romantic darkness. 391 00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:34,441 - Wow, you really are across this. 392 00:17:34,441 --> 00:17:36,725 - Was there ever a doubt? 393 00:17:36,725 --> 00:17:37,591 - Well... 394 00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:40,557 - I'll watch the stereo, you go stop Sam and Justin. 395 00:17:40,557 --> 00:17:42,474 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 396 00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:45,554 - Are you right? 397 00:17:45,554 --> 00:17:47,211 - Me, I'm fine. 398 00:17:47,211 --> 00:17:49,228 You, not so sure. 399 00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:50,206 - Alex! 400 00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,039 - What are you on about? 401 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:54,996 - I mean, you're a guest, you should go and have fun. 402 00:17:54,996 --> 00:17:56,060 - What? 403 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,560 - Go on, go party. 404 00:18:00,065 --> 00:18:01,398 - Okay, I guess. 405 00:18:04,357 --> 00:18:06,472 - What are you doing? 406 00:18:06,472 --> 00:18:08,126 - Helping you clean the rug. 407 00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:08,959 - Idiot! 408 00:18:11,946 --> 00:18:14,240 (phone rings) 409 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,073 - Mum. 410 00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:19,257 (glass shatters) 411 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,183 - Was that my phone? 412 00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:24,000 I swear I just heard my phone. 413 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,167 - Yeah, yeah, I think I heard it coming from upstairs. 414 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,238 - [Girl] Yeah, sausages! 415 00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:50,155 - [Boy] Barbecue, yeah! 416 00:18:59,394 --> 00:19:01,410 - You're not doing any cheese on toast, are you? 417 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:02,978 - No, mate, just sausages. 418 00:19:02,978 --> 00:19:04,366 - Yeah, good. 419 00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:05,542 Keep it that way. 420 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,263 I'm on to you. 421 00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:09,846 - Okay, whatever you say, mate. 422 00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:20,174 - Still no drink on the stereo, Alex. 423 00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:23,579 - Be very, very careful. 424 00:19:34,026 --> 00:19:37,026 (smoke alarm beeps) 425 00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:41,048 - I just warned him. Honestly! 426 00:19:42,191 --> 00:19:43,861 (shouts) 427 00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:46,172 - Check me out, I'm on fire! 428 00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:47,486 - We all will be in a minute! 429 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:51,236 - There's still no drink on the stereo, Alex! 430 00:19:52,819 --> 00:19:54,652 - You all right, mate? 431 00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:56,538 - Sorry. 432 00:19:57,485 --> 00:19:59,965 (shouting) 433 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,632 - [Boy] Turn it off! 434 00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:10,861 - [Alex] Sorry! 435 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:11,694 - [Girl] Idiot. 436 00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:13,167 - One less than last time. 437 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:16,334 Wonder what happened to the other guy? 438 00:20:20,332 --> 00:20:21,616 - Still no drink, Alex. 439 00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:25,447 - Oh! (water splashes) 440 00:20:25,447 --> 00:20:26,780 - There you are. 441 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:41,977 (shouts) (water splashes) 442 00:20:41,977 --> 00:20:44,358 (coughs) 443 00:20:44,358 --> 00:20:45,858 - You okay, buddy? 444 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,903 - I got the drink off the stereo, Alex. 445 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:50,736 - Here. 446 00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:56,908 - Oops, ginger beer. 447 00:21:11,668 --> 00:21:13,918 (cheering) 448 00:21:22,011 --> 00:21:24,261 (laughter) 449 00:21:25,899 --> 00:21:27,261 - [Simon] Alex. Alex! 450 00:21:27,261 --> 00:21:29,725 Someone broke your stereo! 451 00:21:29,725 --> 00:21:30,983 Alex! 452 00:21:30,983 --> 00:21:33,233 Oh! (thuds) 453 00:21:34,701 --> 00:21:36,784 - What's with the lights? 454 00:21:38,181 --> 00:21:39,914 Ow, who's that? 455 00:21:39,914 --> 00:21:40,747 - It's me. 456 00:21:40,747 --> 00:21:43,497 - [Samantha] Oh, hello you. 457 00:21:43,497 --> 00:21:45,561 (Alex gags) 458 00:21:45,561 --> 00:21:46,644 - [Kids] Hey! 459 00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:48,449 - Oh! 460 00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,321 - Ooh, sorry about that. 461 00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:53,809 White vinegar should clean it right up. 462 00:21:53,809 --> 00:21:55,492 - No, that's it. 463 00:21:55,492 --> 00:21:56,933 Enough of the freak show. 464 00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:57,968 I'm out of here. 465 00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:01,328 - Me too, this party is so over. 466 00:22:01,328 --> 00:22:02,828 - Feel like pizza? 467 00:22:02,828 --> 00:22:04,310 - You bet. 468 00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:05,572 Hi, I'm Sarah. 469 00:22:05,572 --> 00:22:06,748 - [Justin] I'm Justin. 470 00:22:06,748 --> 00:22:08,540 - Sarah the Snake. 471 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:09,788 Yes, yes, yes! 472 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,554 - He's leaving. 473 00:22:11,554 --> 00:22:13,554 This is all your fault! 474 00:22:23,189 --> 00:22:26,323 Mum and Dad are going to kill us. 475 00:22:26,323 --> 00:22:27,806 - I found the fuse box under the stairs. 476 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:28,886 Oh, and I found this. 477 00:22:28,886 --> 00:22:29,803 - What the? 478 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:32,743 Alex. 479 00:22:33,632 --> 00:22:35,509 You are so going to pay for this. 480 00:22:35,509 --> 00:22:36,725 All of this! 481 00:22:36,725 --> 00:22:37,703 - Is she calling for pizza? 482 00:22:37,703 --> 00:22:39,414 - I'm not ordering pizza. 483 00:22:39,414 --> 00:22:41,331 (hums) 484 00:22:42,341 --> 00:22:43,529 - You wouldn't, would you? 485 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,946 - It's bath time. 486 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:49,208 (gasps) 487 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,275 What are you doing back? 488 00:22:54,275 --> 00:22:55,505 - What do you mean, what are we doing back? 489 00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:58,723 We've been calling, you haven't been answering your phone. 490 00:22:58,723 --> 00:23:00,121 Where is your phone? 491 00:23:00,121 --> 00:23:01,288 - Right here. 492 00:23:03,731 --> 00:23:04,612 (message alerts beep) 493 00:23:04,612 --> 00:23:07,762 ♫ Rubber ducky, you're the one 494 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,339 ♫ You make bath time so much fun 495 00:23:10,339 --> 00:23:14,506 ♫ Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you 496 00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:20,148 - You guys are grounded forever! 497 00:23:22,058 --> 00:23:23,611 - It was all Alex. 498 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:27,266 He's the one who should be grounded, not me. 499 00:23:27,266 --> 00:23:28,099 Mum! 500 00:23:28,099 --> 00:23:30,182 Mum, please listen to me. 501 00:23:31,213 --> 00:23:32,811 - [Mum] Everybody out. 502 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:33,845 Party's over. 503 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:35,801 Thank you, good night. 504 00:23:35,801 --> 00:23:37,082 - So did it work? 505 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,482 Did we save your sister? 506 00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:39,948 - I guess so. 507 00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:42,540 Not that she'll ever know anything about it. 508 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:44,877 (phone beeps) 509 00:23:44,877 --> 00:23:46,139 - What's this? 510 00:23:46,139 --> 00:23:50,794 ♫ Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you 511 00:23:50,794 --> 00:23:52,752 ♫ Booty booty boo 512 00:23:52,752 --> 00:23:55,567 ♫ Rubber ducky. 513 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,347 - Sam, get out of the bathroom! 514 00:23:57,347 --> 00:23:58,548 What are you doing here? 515 00:23:58,548 --> 00:24:01,949 - Why are you wearing a shower cap in the bath, Alex? 516 00:24:01,949 --> 00:24:04,138 - I really don't want to talk about it. 517 00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:05,708 Ever. 518 00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,375 Man, I hate parties. 519 00:24:08,665 --> 00:24:11,082 (rock music) 34339

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