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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:21,221 DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. 2 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:23,723 [ Man ] NO, SIR. I'M SORRY. 3 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:28,728 I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS. IT'S MY FIRST DAY. IT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 4 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:34,233 GENTLEMEN, I AM NOT A CHILD, AND I DO NOT WISH TO BE TREATED AS ONE. 5 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,985 IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? 6 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:39,155 [ All ] YES, SIR! GOOD. NOW, HERE'S THE QUESTION. 7 00:00:39,656 --> 00:00:41,658 IF YOU WENT UP TO ANY BUM IN THE STREET AND ASKED HIM... 8 00:00:41,658 --> 00:00:44,160 WHICH IS THE BIGGEST MOVIE STUDIO IN HOLLYWOOD, WHAT WOULD HE SAY? 9 00:00:44,661 --> 00:00:47,914 - JOE. - WELL, RAINBOW STUDIOS, HOME OF THE STARS. 10 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,717 ALL RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT, I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT BALONEY. 11 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:56,089 - WES. - OH, I WOULD SAY "WAINBOW." "WAINBOW" STUDIOS. 12 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:57,973 IT'S THE "WARGEST" AND THE BEST. 13 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:03,980 SAVE IT. SAVE THAT YES-MAN SHIT. YOU THINK I NEED THIS KIND OF BABYING? 14 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:07,566 - SVEN. - [ Scandinavian Accent ] RAINBOW. RAINBOW STUDIOS. 15 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,570 I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY QUESTION ABOUT THAT. JA. 16 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:15,408 JESUS CHRIST! IS THERE NOT ONE HONEST MAN IN THIS ROOM? 17 00:01:15,859 --> 00:01:17,861 OH, UH-- PARAMOUNT, I GUESS. 18 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:25,752 [ Chuckles ] THAT'S-- THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. 19 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:29,505 [ Laughs ] 20 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,710 UH, I'M JUST CURIOUS. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 21 00:01:34,043 --> 00:01:36,045 BECAUSE THEY HAVE RUDOLPH VALENTINO. 22 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,431 SON OF A BITCH! DOG DOO! PEE-PEE BRAIN! 23 00:01:38,882 --> 00:01:42,302 YOU'RE A LYING TRAITOR! DID YOU KNOW THAT? 24 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:46,105 YOU CACA IN YOUR PANTS FART BLOSSOM! I'LL TEAR YOUR TONGUE OUT! 25 00:01:46,556 --> 00:01:50,693 [ All Shouting ] 26 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,696 I-- THANK YOU. WHAT? 27 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:56,699 I'M ALL RIGHT. IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. 28 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:04,657 WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THIS WAS A GOOD THING. 29 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:09,662 GIVES ME A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE. NOW. OH, SAY. DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IN THE MIDDLE HERE. 30 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:12,164 I HATE WHEN I GET NICKED IN THIS LITTLE PART HERE. 31 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:16,669 NOW, LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK. 32 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:22,891 [ Screams ] I'VE GOT IT. NOW LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY. 33 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:25,895 ♪ [ Dramatic ] THE WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY ARE SO SEX-STARVED, 34 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:30,399 THEY'LL ACCEPT THE FIRST PRETTY FACE THAT COMES ALONG AND MAKE HIM A STAR. 35 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,903 WELL, WHAT THE HELL WILL THEY DO WHEN THEY HEAR THAT RAINBOW STUDIOS... 36 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,272 IS GOING TO FIND THE GREATEST LOVER IN AMERICA? 37 00:02:36,773 --> 00:02:40,276 I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE RUDOLPH VALENTINO... 38 00:02:40,276 --> 00:02:42,077 LOOK LIKE A PART-TIME NURSE. 39 00:02:42,445 --> 00:02:44,447 OH! 40 00:02:48,451 --> 00:02:50,586 OH! 41 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:59,511 [ Screams ] 42 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,181 ♪ [ Band Stops ] 43 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,685 ♪ [ Resumes ] 44 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:18,364 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL GET LOVERS FROM EVERY BIG CITY AND HICK TOWN ON THE MAP... 45 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:22,368 BECAUSE, GENTLEMEN, I PROMISE YOU THAT WITHIN TWO WEEKS, 46 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:27,373 EVERY MALE IN AMERICA BETWEEN THE AGES OF 17 AND 55 IS GOING TO STOP FOR A MOMENT... 47 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,877 AND AT LEAST THINK ABOUT COMING TO HOLLYWOOD... 48 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,163 TO SCREEN TEST FOR THE BIGGEST CHANCE OF HIS LIFE. 49 00:03:34,163 --> 00:03:38,467 THE CHANCE TO STAR IN THE NEW RAINBOW STUDIO FILM, 50 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:41,971 THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER! 51 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:45,557 NOW, HOW'S THAT FOR AN IDEA? 52 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,678 - GREAT! - [ Wes ] "GWEAT"! 53 00:03:48,678 --> 00:03:51,230 - [ Sven ] GREAT, JUST GREAT! - VERY GOOD! 54 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:57,103 I MEAN GREAT! [ Sputtering ] 55 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:00,106 [ Gasps ] TOO LATE! 56 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:03,109 [ Growls, Shouts ] 57 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,437 [ Crash ] 58 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:58,023 [ Machinery Gurgling, Twanging ] 59 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,131 - [ Sputters ] - [ Chittering ] 60 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:41,934 [ Chittering ] 61 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:45,187 YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU'RE FIRED! 62 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,746 [ Both Chittering ] 63 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:04,257 I'D LIKE 11 CREAM PUFFS AND THREE OF THESE CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIRS. WAIT! 64 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:09,762 MAKE THAT THREE CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIRS AND 11 CREAM PUFFS. WAIT! 65 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:15,268 POOH. WHICH IS LESS FATTENING, THE CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIRS OR THE CREAM PUFFS? 66 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:22,275 WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME? 67 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,777 MR. KIPPER! MR. KIPPER! 68 00:07:27,730 --> 00:07:32,735 RUDY, I'M TOLD THAT WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS, YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT PEOPLE. 69 00:07:32,735 --> 00:07:34,620 IS THAT TRUE? 70 00:07:42,078 --> 00:07:44,080 MR. KIPPER HERE SAYS THAT WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS, 71 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:48,584 YOU EITHER STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT PEOPLE OR YOU GET HYSTERICAL LARYNGITIS. 72 00:07:48,584 --> 00:07:51,086 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 73 00:07:51,087 --> 00:07:53,089 FIBBER! STOP IT! 74 00:07:53,089 --> 00:07:57,593 RUDY, YOU WERE FIRED FROM YOUR LAST JOB FOR DAYDREAMING. 75 00:07:57,593 --> 00:07:59,595 I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, 76 00:08:00,096 --> 00:08:02,098 BUT YOU'VE ONLY BEEN WITH US FOR FOUR DAYS. 77 00:08:02,098 --> 00:08:05,601 MR. KIPPER'S BEEN MY MANAGER FOR NINE YEARS. WHY WOULD HE LIE? I DON'T KNOW. 78 00:08:05,601 --> 00:08:09,104 MAYBE I GET A LITTLE HOARSE SOMETIMES FROM TALKING WITH ALL THE CUSTOMERS... 79 00:08:09,105 --> 00:08:12,108 AND TRYING TO DO MY BEST, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANS ABOUT STICKING MY TONGUE OUT. 80 00:08:12,108 --> 00:08:14,110 THAT'S CRAZY. WHY WOULD I DO A THING LIKE THAT? 81 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:15,611 HE DID IT! WHEN? 82 00:08:15,611 --> 00:08:17,529 JUST NOW. DID YOU DO IT? 83 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,031 NO. KIPPER? LIES! 84 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,533 RUDY! YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS NOW, ARE YOU? 85 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,536 [ Hoarsely ] NOT AT ALL. WHAT? 86 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:28,040 [ Normal Voice ] I SAY... NOT AT ALL. 87 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:34,547 [ Screeches ] WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU DO IT? 88 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,048 NO. KIPPER? 89 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,050 LIES! RUDY! 90 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:42,554 THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH! I DID NOT DO THAT! 91 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:45,774 [ Shrieking, Groaning ] 92 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,144 [ Screaming ] 93 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:56,485 RUDY! FOR THE LAST TIME, DID YOU DO IT? 94 00:08:56,485 --> 00:09:01,373 UH-UH! [ Grunting ] 95 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,877 YOU'RE FIRED! 96 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,883 RUDY, YOU DO STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE WHEN YOU GET NERVOUS, 97 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:14,386 OR SOMETIMES YOU GET LARYNGITIS JUST FOR A SECOND, 98 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,389 BUT IT WON'T LAST. 99 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,892 THESE ARE JUST LITTLE NERVOUS HABITS BECAUSE YOU'RE SO HIGH-STRUNG. 100 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,895 THEY MEAN NOTHING, EVEN THE THIRD THING. 101 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,730 WHAT? 102 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,932 RUDY, IT'S NOTHING. 103 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,935 - IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH TALKING ABOUT. - WHAT THIRD THING? 104 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:33,772 - RUDY-- - I JUST WANNA KNOW. WHAT THIRD THING? 105 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:38,777 WELL, SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET EXCITED, 106 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,163 YOU TWIST YOUR WORDS AROUND SO THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE. 107 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:46,418 I DO NOT... TWIST MY WORDS AROUND. 108 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:50,089 - RUDY, I WOULDN'T MAKE UP A THING LIKE THAT. - I DO NOT DO THAT. 109 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:52,374 ONCE IN A WHILE. ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE. 110 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:56,212 ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME "FART HAILURE"? 111 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:03,385 I'M GOING CRAZY IN MILWAUKEE! 112 00:10:03,386 --> 00:10:05,354 [ Screams ] 113 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,690 [ Cat Screeches ] 114 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:12,194 BUT, RUDY-- I DON'T WANNA BE RUDY HICKMAN. 115 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,696 I'M SELLING THE FURNITURE. I'M SELLING THE CAR. 116 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,032 I'M CHANGING MY NAME, AND WE'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD. 117 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:21,237 - HOLLYWOOD? - YES. I'M GONNA TRY OUT FOR THAT MOVIE CONTEST. 118 00:10:21,237 --> 00:10:23,239 BUT-- BUT, RUDY-- 119 00:10:23,239 --> 00:10:26,242 MY UNCLE HARRY KNOWS PEOPLE OUT THERE. HE CAN HELP US. 120 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:29,245 RUDY, THERE'LL BE THOUSANDS OF MEN. I CAN WIN IT. 121 00:10:29,245 --> 00:10:33,249 THEY'LL BE COMING FROM ALL OVER AMERICA. I CAN WIN IT. 122 00:10:33,249 --> 00:10:36,752 RUDY, THEY'LL BE PROFESSIONALS. I SAID I CAN WIN IT! 123 00:10:36,752 --> 00:10:38,637 NOW LIGHT THE BED TO OUTCOME TURN ON! 124 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,140 [ Switch Clicks ] 125 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:46,395 [ Man ] LOS ANGELES! 126 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,265 LOS ANGELES, NEXT! 127 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:53,519 LOS ANGELES! 128 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,324 LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. 129 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,558 [ Rumbling ] 130 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:40,365 [ Train Whistle Blows ] 131 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,868 IS THIS MY LITTLE POOPIE? 132 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,372 POOPIE, POOPIE, POOPIE, POOPIE, POOPIE? 133 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,878 GOOD MORNING, MY LITTLE BRIDE. 134 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,880 TIME TO GET UP. 135 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,882 [ Bell Clanging ] 136 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,384 TIME FOR YUM-YUMS. 137 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,889 ♪ [ Whistling ] 138 00:12:29,031 --> 00:12:30,532 DARLING. 139 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,335 I SAID NO, YOU FILTHY PIG! 140 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,625 HUH? WHAT? 141 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,630 HMM. MORNING, DARLING. 142 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:49,134 ARE WE ALMOST THERE? I'LL JUST GO SPLASH SOME WATER ON MY FACE. 143 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,438 [ Train Whistle Blows ] 144 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,795 [ Snickers ] 145 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,548 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 146 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:31,510 [ Kissing Continues ] 147 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,444 [ Rapid Kisses ] 148 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,001 [ Rapid Kisses ] 149 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:16,522 [ Train Whistle Blows ] 150 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:24,029 LOS ANGELES, LAST STOP. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. 151 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:28,033 HOME OF THE STARS AND LOTS OF FEATURED PLAYERS. 152 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,036 LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. 153 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,406 LOS ANGELES, NEXT! 154 00:14:49,505 --> 00:14:51,507 ARE YOU ALL READY, DEAR? 155 00:15:00,849 --> 00:15:03,852 I'M PLAIN! I'M PLAIN! 156 00:15:03,852 --> 00:15:07,355 I'M A SIMPLE GIRL! I'VE NEVER LEFT MILWAUKEE A DAY IN MY LIFE! 157 00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:11,359 UNCLE HARRY WILL HATE ME! OH, RUDY, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? NOW, STOP IT. 158 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:15,364 DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE ENOUGH ON MY MIND NOT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF CHILDISHNESS? 159 00:15:15,364 --> 00:15:17,866 IF YOU'RE GONNA GET HYSTERICAL, I WON'T EVEN LET YOU GET OFF THE TRAIN. 160 00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:20,368 NOW JUST CALM DOWN AND STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY. 161 00:15:20,369 --> 00:15:22,371 I'M SORRY. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 162 00:15:22,371 --> 00:15:24,373 WHAT TIME IS YOUR SCREEN TEST TOMORROW? 163 00:15:24,373 --> 00:15:26,875 [ Hoarsely ] 4:30. WHAT? 164 00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,377 4:3-- OH, NO. HELLO. 165 00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:31,380 OH, DARLING. IT'S NOTHING. TESTING. ONE, TWO, THREE. 166 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:34,599 IT'S NOTHING. IT'LL GO AWAY. Y-YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT-- YOU'RE NERVOUS. 167 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,102 I'M NOT NERVOUS! YOU GOT-- 168 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,104 [ Normal Voice ] Y-YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT ME UPSET. 169 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,139 WE BETTER JUST DROP THE SUBJECT. 170 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,142 DON'T CANNOT WHAT I SAY AND SAY CAN'T TELL ME. 171 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,144 MAYBE WE JUST SHOULDN'T SAY THAT WORD ANYMORE. 172 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,146 WHAT WORD? SCREEN TEST. 173 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,565 [ Hoarsely ] WHY NOT? 174 00:15:49,565 --> 00:15:52,067 RUDY. RUDY, I'M FRIGHTENED. 175 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:54,569 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WANTED ME TO TRY OUT FOR THIS CONTEST. 176 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,572 WELL, I DO. I DO. 177 00:15:56,572 --> 00:15:59,074 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET YOUR HEART SET ON WINNING. 178 00:15:59,074 --> 00:16:02,077 DO YOU THINK I WANNA COME IN 13th? 179 00:16:02,077 --> 00:16:05,080 SCREEN TEST, SCREEN TEST, SCREEN TEST, SCREEN TEST, 180 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,332 SCREEN TEST, SCREEN TEST, SCREEN TEST, SCREEN TEST! 181 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,052 [ Gasping ] SCREEN TEST AND SCREEN TEST! SCREEN TEST, SCREEN TEST! 182 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:15,507 [ Normal Voice ] SCREEN TEST! I WILL WIN THAT SCREEN TEST! 183 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,510 NOT BECAUSE I'M THE BEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD! 184 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,012 NOT BECAUSE I'M THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD! 185 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,515 NOT BECAUSE I'M THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD! 186 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:27,018 BUT BECAUSE I AM UNIQUE! 187 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,690 [ Men Singing ] ♪ YOU OUGHTA BE IN PICTURES ♪ 188 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,026 ♪ YOU'RE WONDERFUL TO SEE ♪ 189 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:37,529 ♪ YOU OUGHTA BE IN PICTURES ♪ 190 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,500 ♪ OH WHAT A HIT YOU WOULD BE ♪ 191 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,835 ♪ YOU SURELY SHOULD SING LIKE BING ♪ 192 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,756 ♪ IN A WAY THAT IS NONCHALANT ♪ RUDY? RUDY? 193 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,759 ♪ YOU'VE GOT MORE THAN BARRYMORE ♪ RUDY. RUDY. 194 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,763 ♪ AND WHAT MORE COULD A PERSON WANT ♪ I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE-- 195 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,766 ♪ YOU OUGHTA SHINE AS BRIGHTLY ♪ RUDY? OH, RUDY. I WAS SCARED THAT-- 196 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,769 ♪ AS JUPITER AND MARS ♪ OH, SORRY. 197 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,271 ♪ YOU OUGHTA BE IN PICTURES ♪ 198 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,774 ♪ MY STAR OF STARS ♪ RUDY. RUDY. 199 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,193 [ Film Projector Whirring ] 200 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:16,985 [ Groans ] WHEN'S THE FINAL AUDITION? 201 00:17:16,985 --> 00:17:18,987 FRIDAY, MR. ZITZ. 202 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,574 HOW MANY ROTTENS HAVE WE GOT? 203 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,576 2,300. OH. 204 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,578 HOW MANY FAIRLY ROTTENS? 205 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,580 FAIRLY ROTTENS? YEAH. 206 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,583 FOURTEEN. UH, YEAH, 14. 207 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,586 HAVE WE GOT A "DOESN'T STINK"? 208 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,589 NO, SIR. WE DON'T HAVE ONE "DOESN'T STINK"? 209 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,674 NOT YET, SIR. 210 00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:42,010 [ Whimpering ] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 211 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,930 [ Pounding Back ] 212 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,932 [ No Audio ] 213 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,700 ALL I NEED IS THREE FINALISTS... 214 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,702 AND I CAN'T FIND ONE "DOESN'T STINK"? 215 00:18:07,202 --> 00:18:08,620 MR. ZITZ. WHAT? 216 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,921 LOOK. [ Grunts ] 217 00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:12,207 [ Joe ] LOOK AT THAT FELLOW. 218 00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:15,009 [ Zitz ] OH. HEY. 219 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:19,798 OOH. OOH. WHO'S THAT? 220 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,302 [ Wes ] HIS NAME IS "WOBERT DWAKE". 221 00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:27,105 OH. NOT BAD. NOT TOO BAD. LOOK. 222 00:18:27,556 --> 00:18:31,393 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. I--I THINK THIS BOY HAS GOT SOMETHING. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 223 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,362 UH, NOT TOO BAD. NOT TOO BAD. 224 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,782 HUH. HE'S "WEALLY" NOT TOO BAD, MR. ZITZ. 225 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,284 [ Grunts ] YES, NOT TOO BAD. 226 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,653 YOU. NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL. 227 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:43,655 HUH? NOT BAD-- 228 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,708 NO! YOU! YOU! 229 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:51,213 WHAT DO YOU THINK? OH. [ Panting ] 230 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,216 [ Stammering ] OH, NO-- 231 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,718 WHAT'S THE MATTER? COME ON. 232 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,219 SAY. 233 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,589 [ Man ] I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THAT FELLOW. 234 00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:05,343 [ Crash ] [ Zitz Screaming ] 235 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:09,230 ALWAYS RIGHT, AREN'T YOU? [ Growls ] 236 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:13,735 GOTTA ALWAYS BE RIGHT. [ Growling ] 237 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,237 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF TODAY'S STUFF, ADOLPH? I-- 238 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,106 [ Shouting ] 239 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,743 - WANNA HEAR WHAT THEY DID OVER AT PARAMOUNT? - [ Inhales ] 240 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,328 - WHAT? - THEY MADE A PHONOGRAPH RECORD. 241 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,666 [ Muffled ] 242 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,836 WHENEVER THEY HAD THEIR BIG AUDITIONS, 243 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:32,954 THEY'D HAND OUT THOUSANDS OF PHONOGRAPH RECORDS... 244 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,290 TELLING ALL THE ACTORS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. 245 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,960 GREAT IDEA, HUH? THAT'S WHY THEY'RE TOP, ZITZY. 246 00:19:41,463 --> 00:19:42,964 THAT IDEA... 247 00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:46,217 STINKS! [ Groaning ] 248 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:49,054 SURE BEATS THE SHIT WE'VE SEEN TODAY. 249 00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:52,974 [ Grunting, Snorting ] 250 00:19:55,143 --> 00:19:58,646 I'M IN THE UNION. [ Groaning, Sputtering ] 251 00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:08,156 [ Echoing ] GET ME THAT RECORD! 252 00:20:08,156 --> 00:20:10,158 YOU WANNA SIGN FOR THE ROOM, MR. ZITZ? 253 00:20:10,158 --> 00:20:16,164 [ Sputtering ] I WANT 2,000 RECORDS DELIVERED WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS, 254 00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:18,666 AND I'M NOT JUST WHISTLING "DIXIE." 255 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,668 [ Joe ] WHAT KIND OF RECORD, MR. ZITZ? 256 00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:25,673 WHAT-- ROUND! A ROUND ONE! JUST LIKE PARAMOUNT! 257 00:20:26,174 --> 00:20:29,677 OH, JESUS. WHY DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING? 258 00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:32,180 IT'S TOO LONELY UP HERE. 259 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:35,683 DO I HAVE TO COME UP WITH EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN IDEA MYSELF? 260 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,955 [ Chattering ] 261 00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:01,926 [ Man ] PAGING MR. RUDY VALENTINE. MR. VALENTINE, PLEASE. 262 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:06,932 PAGING MR. RUDY VALENTINE. I'M PAGING MR. RUDY VALENTINE. 263 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,435 I'M MR. VALENTINE. YOU ARE MR. RUDY VALENTINE? 264 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,806 HOLY SMOKES! THIS REALLY IS MR. RUDY VALENTINE. 265 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,775 YES. YES. [ Whispering ] NOT SO MUCH. 266 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,812 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THIS IS REALLY MR. RUDY VALENTINE. 267 00:21:21,229 --> 00:21:24,232 YES. YES. [ Whispering ] NOT SO MUCH. NOT SO MUCH. 268 00:21:24,232 --> 00:21:26,901 [ Normal Voice ] THIS IS ANNIE. THIS IS MY COUSIN BUDDY. 269 00:21:26,902 --> 00:21:29,154 HI. HELLO. 270 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,824 - WHERE'S UNCLE HARRY? - HE'S GETTING YOUR PHONOGRAPH RECORD TO PRACTICE WITH. 271 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:37,829 BY THE WAY, THE STUDIO IS SENDING YOU A GREAT BIG CAR TO PICK YOU UP TOMORROW. 272 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:41,048 THANK YOU. OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MR. VALENTINE. 273 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:44,052 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A VERY FAMOUS STAR IN A FEW WEEKS. 274 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:47,005 WOW! A $20 BILL! 275 00:21:47,422 --> 00:21:49,807 WHAT A TIP! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 276 00:21:50,258 --> 00:21:54,762 OH, BOY! A $20 TIP FROM A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR! 277 00:21:54,763 --> 00:21:56,765 OH, BOY! HOW DO YOU DO? I AM MR.-- 278 00:21:56,765 --> 00:22:00,268 OH, MY. UH, EXCUSE ME. I AM MR.-- 279 00:22:00,268 --> 00:22:03,771 OH, MY. YES. AND THIS IS MY WIFE, MRS.-- 280 00:22:03,772 --> 00:22:07,275 OH, MY! [ Chuckles ] GOOD. 281 00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:11,779 WELL, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A ROOM RESERVED UNDER THE NAME OF-- RUDY VALENTINE. 282 00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:14,282 HOW NICE OF YOU TO KNOW-- [ Chuckling ] 283 00:22:14,282 --> 00:22:19,287 KEY FOR MR. VALENTINE, PLEASE. ROOM 203. HE'S IN 814. 284 00:22:19,287 --> 00:22:24,292 203, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 285 00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:27,295 JUST A MINUTE. [ Makes Whooshing Sound ] 286 00:22:27,295 --> 00:22:29,297 THIS WAY, MR. VALENTINE. 287 00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:38,723 [ Snaps Fingers ] SECOND FLOOR. 288 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:41,727 [ Chuckling, Laughing ] 289 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:48,900 VOILÀ. 290 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:51,903 OH, RUDY. 291 00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:56,407 THE SUNKEN LIVING ROOM IS A UNIQUE FEATURE OF OUR HOTEL. 292 00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:59,411 IT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU. 293 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:01,913 WE HAVE ONLY FOUR ROOMS LIKE IT, 294 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:05,917 BUT YOURS OVERLOOKS THE GARDEN TERRACE... 295 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:09,921 OF OUR BEAUTIFUL DINING ROOM JUST BELOW. [ Kissing Sound ] 296 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,392 AND I ONLY HOPE WITH ALL MY HEART... 297 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:17,396 THAT YOU FIND IT TO YOUR COMPLETE SATISFACTION. 298 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,398 [ Blows, Kisses ] ANDRE! 299 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,517 [ Makes Whooshing Sound ] 300 00:23:22,517 --> 00:23:24,519 A LITTLE-- [ Pops Mouth ] FOR MADAME? 301 00:23:24,519 --> 00:23:26,354 OH! [ Chuckles ] 302 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,825 AND NOW, I LEAVE YOU. 303 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,079 IF... THERE'S ANYTHING YOU WISH, 304 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,582 DAY OR NIGHT-- [ Snaps Fingers ] 305 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,084 YOU HAVE BUT TO CALL. 306 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,372 À TOUT À L'HEURE. 307 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,959 WE WILL. THANK YOU. [ Door Closes ] 308 00:23:48,376 --> 00:23:51,879 RUDY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 309 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,382 THEY THINK YOU'RE A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR. 310 00:23:54,382 --> 00:23:57,385 WE CAN'T PAY FOR THIS. 311 00:23:57,385 --> 00:23:59,887 OH, MY GOD! 312 00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:03,391 RUDY. RUDY, DID YOU SEE THE BATHROOM? 313 00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:06,894 RUDY, THERE'S SEVEN TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM. 314 00:24:06,895 --> 00:24:09,397 RUDY. RUDY, WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS. 315 00:24:09,397 --> 00:24:11,899 DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY. BUT, RUDY, WE ONLY HAVE-- 316 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:15,403 MY SOUL IS ON FIRE! DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT MONEY! 317 00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:23,378 ♪ [ Dance ] 318 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:29,500 HEAR THAT MUSIC? YES. 319 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,503 DID YOU SEE THAT BED? YES. 320 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:34,506 DOES ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR COME TO MIND? YES. 321 00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:37,008 SHALL WE SAY IN 20 SECONDS? 322 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,728 ♪ [ Continues ] [ Rudy ] HOLLYWOOD. 323 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:44,349 - LILLIAN GISH IS IN THOSE HILLS. - WHAT, DARLING? 324 00:24:44,766 --> 00:24:49,020 DID YOU KNOW THAT DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS COMES TO THIS HOTEL FOR LUNCH? 325 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:54,359 THERE ARE FAMOUS PEOPLE DANCING RIGHT BELOW US, ANNIE, IN THE AFTERNOON. 326 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,745 ANYONE OF THESE LADIES DANCING COULD BE GRETA GAR-- 327 00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:02,250 GRETA GAGA-- GRET-- 328 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:06,921 [ Babbling ] 329 00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:14,678 - I WON'T BE A MINUTE. - [ Babbling, Laughing ] 330 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,515 RUDY, I'M READY. [ Grunts ] 331 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:26,390 EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU REALLY GRETA? 332 00:25:26,808 --> 00:25:28,559 NO, MY NAME IS LUDWIG. 333 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:35,233 [ Exhales ] I HAVE TO GO HOME NOW. 334 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:39,537 ♪ [ Ends ] 335 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:46,210 [ Chattering ] 336 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:54,218 YOU KNOW, WHEN A MAN REACHES HIS CLIMAX TOO SOON, 337 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,504 THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY A BAD THING. 338 00:26:00,508 --> 00:26:03,394 [ Clicks Tongue ] IT HAPPENS A LOT WITH VERY PASSIONATE MEN. 339 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:09,400 WELL-- I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THOSE THINGS, RUDY. 340 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,403 YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER BEEN WITH. 341 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:16,691 ♪ [ Orchestra: Waltz ] 342 00:26:17,025 --> 00:26:21,029 DID YOU REALIZE THAT OUR BED IS RIGHT ABOVE THIS TABLE? 343 00:26:21,029 --> 00:26:24,032 [ Laughs ] NO. 344 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:30,171 - WHAT NUMBER ARE WE UP TO? - WE JUST FINISHED NUMBER SEVEN. 345 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,956 I'D LIKE TO TRY... 346 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,841 NUMBER EIGHT. 347 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,850 ♪ [ Fades ] 348 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:50,358 [ Rudy ] RIGHT. START NUMBER THREE. 349 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,860 GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 350 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:57,866 ALL RIGHT. MORE THREE, MORE THREE, MORE THREE, AND... 351 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,868 NUMBER FOUR. 352 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:03,371 ANNIE, DON'T STOP THREE. JUST ADD NUMBER FOUR. I'M SORRY. 353 00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:06,707 [ Rudy ] DON'T EVER STOP THREE. THREE GOES ON ALL THE TIME. 354 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:13,131 NOW LISTEN TO ME, HONEY. I WANT YOU TO START... NUMBER SEVEN. 355 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,134 UH-UH. DON'T ARGUE, ANNIE. JUST GO RIGHT INTO SEVEN. 356 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:20,138 NUMBER FIVE... AND SEVEN! NUMBER FIVE... AND SE-- 357 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:23,391 ANNIE, YOU'RE STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE. WHAT HAPPENED TO SIX? 358 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,393 [ Rudy ] I'LL DO SIX. DON'T TALK ABOUT SIX. 359 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,895 JUST GO FROM FIVE DIRECTLY INTO SEVEN. YOU UNDERSTAND? 360 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,899 [ Annie ] ALL RIGHT. I'LL TRY. GOOD. GET READY. 361 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,902 WE'RE GONNA TRY FOR NUMBER EIGHT. YOU'RE KIDDING. 362 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:39,407 DON'T GET NERVOUS. JUST PRETEND IT'S LIKE ANY OTHER NIGHT. AND... NOW! 363 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:44,912 [ Bed Squeaking ] [ Rudy Laughing ] YES! GOOD! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! 364 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:48,416 [ Annie ] ARE WE DOING NUMBER EIGHT? CLOSE. YOU'RE VERY CLOSE. 365 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,918 NOW TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS. WHAT? 366 00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:52,920 ANNIE, DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. 367 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,923 I DON'T-- HOW DO I TAKE OFF MY SHOES AND SOCKS? JUST DO IT! 368 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:59,427 [ Squeaking Continues ] IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I JUST STOP NUMBER THREE FOR A SECOND? 369 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,929 YOU NEVER STOP THREE! THREE GOES ON ALL THE TIME. 370 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,932 HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT? 371 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,935 [ Annie ] WHAT HAPPENS AT SIX? TO HELL WITH SIX. 372 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,937 [ Rapid Squeaking ] WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT SIX? 373 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,939 IS THIS IT? I LOVE YOU, ANNIE. 374 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,942 IS THIS IT? I LOVE YOU, ANNIE. I LOVE YOU. 375 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:18,446 ARE WE DOING NUMBER EIGHT? YES, THIS IS. THIS IS IT. 376 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:23,284 [ Moaning ] YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 377 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:27,238 [ Imitates Foghorn ] 378 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:32,543 ♪ AIN'T IT KINDA WONDERFUL ♪ [ Clears Throat ] 379 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:37,048 ♪ AIN'T IT KINDA FUN ♪ 380 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,052 ♪ AIN'T IT KINDA CHILLING ♪ 381 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,555 ♪ WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THRILLING HIM ♪ 382 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:49,561 ♪ AND HE IS FILLING YOU WITH ALL THE DREAMS ♪ 383 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:53,565 ♪ THAT YOU HAD EVER HOPED ♪ 384 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,067 ♪ WOULD COME TRUE ♪ 385 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,569 ♪ BOO, BOO, BOO, BOO ♪ 386 00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:04,909 ♪ AIN'T IT KINDA MARVELOUS ♪ 387 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:10,915 ♪ AH, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S SWELL ♪ 388 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:14,418 ♪ WHEN YOU FIND THE PERFECT LOVER ♪ 389 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,921 ♪ WHO ADORES YOU SO MUCH MORE ♪ 390 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:20,424 ♪ THAN ANY OTHER MAN YOU'VE WANTED ♪ 391 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,427 ♪ AND IT'S TRUE ♪ 392 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,430 ♪ IT'S NOT A DREAM AT ALL ♪ 393 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,933 ♪ THE ONLY THING HE WANTS ♪ 394 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,435 ♪ IS YOU ♪ 395 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:34,856 ♪ [ Continues ] 396 00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:59,664 ♪ [ Ends ] 397 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:03,167 [ Annie's Voice ] DEAR RUDY, WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR THREE MONTHS, 398 00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:06,170 AND I FEEL AS IF I'M DYING. 399 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:08,673 MY LIFE HAS GONE SOMEWHERE WITHOUT ME. 400 00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:12,677 RUDOLPH VALENTINO HAS ASKED ME TO JOIN HIM. 401 00:30:12,677 --> 00:30:17,181 I THINK HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME. 402 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,684 PLEASE FORGIVE ME, RUDY. 403 00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:22,687 I CAN'T LIVE BY THE NUMBERS. 404 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:25,189 I LOVE YOU. ANNIE. 405 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,249 [ Faucet Running ] 406 00:30:46,377 --> 00:30:49,380 [ Continues ] 407 00:31:02,977 --> 00:31:05,479 [ Chattering ] 408 00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:48,188 - WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? - TOMASO ABALONE. HE'S THE HOTEL MANAGER. 409 00:31:48,690 --> 00:31:51,192 WHERE DO I FIND HIM? RIGHT OVER THERE, SIR. 410 00:31:53,695 --> 00:31:55,830 THANK YOU. 411 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:59,751 - WHO DO I ASK FOR? - ABALONE. 412 00:32:03,705 --> 00:32:05,707 [ Bell Rings ] I'D LIKE ABALONE. 413 00:32:05,707 --> 00:32:07,709 YES, SIR. RIGHT HERE. WHERE? 414 00:32:07,709 --> 00:32:09,711 HERE. SO WHERE'S ABALONE? 415 00:32:09,711 --> 00:32:11,713 I'M ABALONE. YOU'RE ABALONE? 416 00:32:11,713 --> 00:32:14,716 THAT'S RIGHT. 417 00:32:14,716 --> 00:32:16,718 ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WERE THREE BEARS. PARDON ME? 418 00:32:16,718 --> 00:32:18,720 WHAT DID YOU DO? WHEN? 419 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,722 HOW DO I KNOW? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT? 420 00:32:20,722 --> 00:32:22,724 BY PRACTICING CONSTANTLY. PRACTICING WHAT? 421 00:32:22,724 --> 00:32:25,226 WHATEVER YOU WANT. I CAN'T LIVE YOUR LIFE FOR YOU. 422 00:32:25,226 --> 00:32:28,229 WHAT IS IT THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT? GIVE ME A HINT. 423 00:32:28,229 --> 00:32:30,731 WHO ARE YOU, SIR? I'M FINE. NOW WHERE'S ABALONE? 424 00:32:30,732 --> 00:32:33,234 I'M ABALONE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE HOTEL MANAGER. 425 00:32:33,234 --> 00:32:36,737 I AM THE HOTEL MANAGER! YOU'RE THE HOTEL MANAGER AND ABALONE? 426 00:32:36,738 --> 00:32:38,740 THAT'S RIGHT. GOOD. 427 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:40,742 WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL MR. RUDY VALENTINE... 428 00:32:40,742 --> 00:32:42,744 THAT UNCLE HARRY IS DOWNSTAIRS WAITING. 429 00:32:42,744 --> 00:32:44,746 AND YOU ARE, SIR? NO, I'M UNCLE HARRY. 430 00:32:44,746 --> 00:32:46,497 AH, IT'S YOU. GESUNDHEIT! 431 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:48,215 THIS GUY COULD DRIVE YOU NUTS! 432 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:52,670 [ Phone Ringing ] 433 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:56,674 [ Groans ] 434 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:04,816 [ Ringing Continues ] 435 00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:15,860 HELLO? 436 00:33:16,361 --> 00:33:19,530 - AUNT TILLIE AND UNCLE HARRY ARE HERE. - [ Screams ] 437 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:24,668 I THINK HE WAS TICKLED PINK. IT'S ROOM 203. THE ELEVATOR'S JUST OVER THERE. 438 00:33:24,952 --> 00:33:26,954 ANNIE! 439 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:34,629 [ Faucet Running ] 440 00:33:41,135 --> 00:33:43,637 [ Faucet Shuts Off ] 441 00:33:56,150 --> 00:33:57,868 ANNIE! 442 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:13,884 GUESS WHO'S HERE? 443 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:17,672 HELLO, AUNT TILLIE. HELLO, UNCLE HARRY. 444 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:21,642 [ Laughs ] CLOSE THE DOOR. 445 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:24,895 [ Rudy ] HI, REENIE. HI, MAX. [ Chuckles ] 446 00:34:25,179 --> 00:34:27,981 IS YOUR WIFE HERE, RUDY? WE'D LOVE TO MEET HER. 447 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,984 OH, SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 448 00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:33,988 A-AUNT TILLIE AND UNCLE HARRY ARE HERE, DARLING. 449 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,990 [ Falsetto ] OH. SAY HELLO FOR ME. 450 00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:37,491 [ Normal Voice ] SHE SAYS TO SAY HELLO. 451 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:39,693 CAN YOU COME OUT FOR A-- JUST ONE MOMENT, DEAR? 452 00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:41,996 [ Falsetto ] OH, I JUST GOT IN THE TUB. 453 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:45,917 I'D LIKE TO FRESHEN UP A BIT AND THEN MEET YOU LATER. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 454 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,286 [ Normal Voice ] SHE JUST WENT INTO THE BATHTUB. 455 00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:51,789 SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO FRESHEN UP A BIT AND THEN JOIN US LATER. IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU? 456 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:55,293 CERTAINLY, CERTAINLY. SHE-- SHE SOUNDS LIKE A CHARMING GIRL. 457 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,764 HERE ARE YOUR THINGS, DEAR. 458 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,767 HERE. OH! [ Chuckles ] 459 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,602 OH, I LOVE YOU TOO. I-- 460 00:35:05,052 --> 00:35:09,056 OH, DARLING, THAT FEELS-- I LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS YOU-- 461 00:35:09,056 --> 00:35:11,274 I-- [ Chuckles, Kisses ] 462 00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:13,527 MMM. 463 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:17,398 WELL-- [ Clears Throat ] HOW ARE YOU, RUDY? 464 00:35:17,899 --> 00:35:20,401 [ Laughs ] 465 00:35:20,401 --> 00:35:24,405 W-- WONDERFUL! WONDERFUL! 466 00:35:24,405 --> 00:35:28,409 OH, GOD! I'M SO HAPPY! 467 00:35:28,409 --> 00:35:31,712 LOOK. HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SWIMMING POOL? 468 00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:34,882 OH, I-- ISN'T THIS SOMETHING? 469 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,803 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LITTLE DIP? 470 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:41,055 HA. HE'S ON THE BORDERLINE. 471 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:46,511 OOH. OH, THIS-- THIS IS DELIGHTFUL. 472 00:35:46,928 --> 00:35:49,180 THERE ARE ONLY FOUR ROOMS LIKE THIS IN THE WHOLE HOTEL. 473 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:52,350 NO KIDDING? GET IN THE WATER. 474 00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:56,153 - [ Laughs ] - NOW COME ON, ALL OF YOU. IN THE WATER! 475 00:35:56,571 --> 00:36:00,191 IN THE WATER. STAY AWAY FROM THE DEEP END UNLESS YOU'RE WITH A GROWN-UP. 476 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,830 OH, BOY. [ Chuckles ] 477 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,616 THIS IS THE LIFE. [ Laughs ] 478 00:36:08,616 --> 00:36:11,001 YOU HAVING FUN, RUDY? WONDERFUL. WONDERFUL. 479 00:36:11,452 --> 00:36:13,337 [ Uncle Harry ] GOOD, GOOD. OH, WELL. 480 00:36:13,788 --> 00:36:18,292 BY THE BY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT YOUR SCREEN TEST? 481 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:21,295 NOT TOO NERVOUS, ARE YOU? NO. NO, I'M FINE. 482 00:36:21,295 --> 00:36:26,800 THAT'S A BOY. WELL, CAN'T STAY THAT LONG. THAT'S ENOUGH FOR THE FIRST DAY. 483 00:36:26,801 --> 00:36:29,303 I JUST WANTED TO DROP BY AND BRING YOU THE RECORD FROM RAINBOW STUDIOS. 484 00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:32,522 - A RECORD? - ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY OUT NOW. 485 00:36:32,974 --> 00:36:34,308 [ Both ] AW! 486 00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:37,527 I SAID OUT! LOOK AT YOU. YOUR LIPS ARE TURNING BLUE. 487 00:36:37,812 --> 00:36:40,314 OH. IF THE HOTEL DOESN'T HAVE A PHONOGRAPH, 488 00:36:40,314 --> 00:36:42,949 - THERE'S A LIBERTY SHOP JUST AROUND THE CORNER. - THANKS. 489 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:47,371 THAT WAS REFRESHING. THAT-- THAT REALLY HIT THE SPOT. 490 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,292 I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU AT 12:30. ALL RIGHT, RUDY? 491 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,628 - YES, UNCLE HARRY. - KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 492 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,713 OH, UH-- BYE, ANNIE. 493 00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:59,549 [ Falsetto ] BYE-BYE. 494 00:37:01,335 --> 00:37:04,338 SHE'S LOVELY. GOT A LOVELY GIRL THERE. 495 00:37:04,338 --> 00:37:08,842 YOU'RE A LUCKY FELLOW, RUDY. SEE YOU AT 12:30? OKAY. 496 00:37:09,343 --> 00:37:11,728 [ Door Closes, Opens ] 497 00:37:12,179 --> 00:37:13,563 RELAX! 498 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,902 [ Door Closes ] 499 00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:28,328 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, MADAME. 500 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:31,332 WE HAVE ONLY THE FINEST CLIENTELE: KINGS, QUEENS-- 501 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:34,335 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF HOTEL YOU RUNNIN' HERE? IT'S TOO HOT, YOU HEAR ME? 502 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:38,589 TOO GODDAMN HOT! [ Laughing ] 503 00:37:41,876 --> 00:37:44,378 I'LL HAVE YOUR... BAG SENT UP RIGHT AWAY. 504 00:37:44,378 --> 00:37:47,381 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME, PLEASE? WHOO! [ Crashes ] 505 00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:00,944 HEY, HEY. HEY! 506 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:04,448 HEY, WHERE YOU-- WHERE YOU GOIN', HONEY? 507 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:08,952 I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE MR. VALENTINO. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PLEASE? 508 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,455 EXCUSE ME, DEAR. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 509 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:14,458 I HAVE TO CHECK IT ON THE LIST. BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S ON THERE. 510 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:17,961 I CAN'T LET YOU IN UNLESS IT IS, MA'AM. OH? 511 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:21,465 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME? MAYBE IT IS ON THE LIST. 512 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:24,968 MRS. VALEN-- MRS. VALEN, VALEN, VALEN-- 513 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:27,972 TINE! MRS. TINE. MRS. TI-- 514 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,807 WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS? WHAT? 515 00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:34,594 MRS. VALENTINO. 516 00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:38,398 MRS. VALENTINO? DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS MRS. VALENTINO? 517 00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:40,650 YES. 518 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,487 OH, WELL, IT'S-- GEEZ, SORR-- 519 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:46,490 DO YOU MIND IF I JUST MAKE A PHONE CALL? I JUST HAVE TO-- 520 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,994 OH, THE HELL WITH IT. YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 521 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,779 HE'S USUALLY ON STAGE 6. [ Truck Engine Starts ] 522 00:38:52,113 --> 00:38:54,115 THANK YOU. 523 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:19,724 OH, GOOD. YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. 524 00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:23,227 UM, THERE SEEMS TO BE A SMALL LEAK IN THE BATHROOM. 525 00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:25,729 I WONDER IF YOU WOULD BE KIND ENOUGH... 526 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:28,733 TO HAVE IT FIXED BY THE TIME I GET BACK. 527 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:30,735 THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ Chuckles ] 528 00:39:39,326 --> 00:39:41,828 OH, WAITER. MAY WE HAVE SOME WATER, PLEASE? 529 00:39:41,829 --> 00:39:43,831 CERTAINLY, SIR. [ Snaps Fingers ] 530 00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:04,101 UH-- I-I-- CLEAN UP THIS MESS! 531 00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:09,607 [ Snaps Fingers ] [ Screams ] 532 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:33,380 [ Man ] NO MESS. NO MESS. PLEASE, NO MESS. THAT'S IT. 533 00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:35,882 COME ON. COME ON. KEEP MOVIN'. KEEP MOVIN'. [ Horse Whinnies ] 534 00:40:35,883 --> 00:40:37,885 NICE. NICE AND EASY NOW. NO MESS. NO MESS. 535 00:40:37,885 --> 00:40:39,887 EXCUSE ME? WHAT IS IT, LADY? 536 00:40:39,887 --> 00:40:42,890 EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I COULD FIND RUDOLPH VALENTINO? 537 00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:45,392 HE COULD BE ANYWHERE AROUND HERE, LADY. 538 00:40:45,392 --> 00:40:47,394 HE'S PROBABLY GETTIN' READY TO GO. [ Donkey Brays ] 539 00:40:47,394 --> 00:40:50,480 YOU GOT A BIG ASS, CHICO, PLUS TWO HORSES COMIN', SO LEAVE SOME ROOM. 540 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:52,483 GO WHERE? COME ON. COME-- WHAT? 541 00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:54,985 GO WHERE? GETTING READY TO GO WHERE? LOCATION. 542 00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:57,620 AW-- JESUS! THEY'RE SHITTING ON THE TURBANS! 543 00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,956 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? [ Man ] WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 544 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,576 DON'T LET 'EM SHIT ON THE TURBANS! GET 'EM OUT OF THERE! 545 00:41:02,576 --> 00:41:05,078 WHAT ARE YOU YELLIN' AT ME FOR? I'M NOT THE TURBAN MAN. I'M THE ASS MAN. 546 00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:07,080 ALL RIGHT. HOLD YOUR HORSES NOW. EXCUSE ME. 547 00:41:07,581 --> 00:41:10,083 HOLD YOUR HORSES. I'M FED UP WITH THIS BUSINESS! OH, EXCUSE ME. 548 00:41:10,084 --> 00:41:12,086 EXCUSE ME, WHERE IS THAT? WHERE IS WHAT? 549 00:41:12,086 --> 00:41:14,588 [ Donkey Brays ] THE LOCATION. 550 00:41:14,588 --> 00:41:17,591 HONEY, ARE YOU PACKED AND READY TO GO? YES. 551 00:41:17,591 --> 00:41:19,593 GOOD. THEN TAKE YOUR BAG AND GET ON THE BUS. 552 00:41:19,593 --> 00:41:21,595 JUST TAKE YOUR BAG AND GO ON THE BLUE BUS. 553 00:41:21,595 --> 00:41:23,597 THEY'LL TAKE YOU THERE. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 554 00:41:23,597 --> 00:41:26,900 YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS, CHICO. I'M NOT KIDDIN'. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIP. 555 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,652 [ Hoofbeats ] [ Horse Whinnies ] 556 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:44,751 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 557 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:49,840 [ Man On Record ] GENTLEMEN, WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR... 558 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,845 MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT WORDS EVER SPOKEN TO YOU IN YOUR LIFETIMES. 559 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:58,348 PRETEND THAT YOU ARE IN MAKEUP AND COSTUME. 560 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,352 OPPOSITE YOU IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 561 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:06,640 YOUR FIRST DIRECTION: LOOK AT HER WITH LOVE IN YOUR EYES. 562 00:42:10,477 --> 00:42:15,031 NOW LOOK AT HER WITH LOVE JUST IN YOUR LEFT EYE. 563 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:23,374 NOW SWITCH THE LOVE FROM YOUR LEFT EYE... 564 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,876 TO YOUR RIGHT EYE. 565 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:35,385 ALL RIGHT. NOW LET SEX OOZE FROM YOUR SHOULDERS. 566 00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:38,889 KEEP LETTING IT OOZE. KEEP LETTING IT OOZE. 567 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:42,392 NOW LET IT OOZE RIGHT DOWN YOUR CHEST. 568 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:48,815 NOW SAY, "HI. FEEL LIKE A DANCE?" 569 00:42:50,017 --> 00:42:52,986 [ Rudy ] HI! FEEL LIKE A DANCE? 570 00:42:57,441 --> 00:42:59,943 [ Man On Record ] YOU LEAN DOWN NEXT TO HER. 571 00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:02,446 YOUR LIPS ARE TWO INCHES FROM HERS. 572 00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:06,783 SHE OPENS HER MOUTH TEASINGLY, AND THEN SHE... 573 00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:10,754 SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE! 574 00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:15,459 NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO? [ Mouths Words ] 575 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,846 YOU LAUGH. [ Laughs ] 576 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,714 YOU LAUGH AGAIN. [ Laughs ] 577 00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:24,184 [ Laughing Continues ] 578 00:43:27,221 --> 00:43:31,441 ALL RIGHT, NOW SHOW US WHAT A REAL LOVER CAN DO. 579 00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:36,279 ♪ [ "You Oughta Be In Pictures" ] 580 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,812 ♪ [ Continues ] 581 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,820 ♪ [ Ends ] 582 00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:21,691 ♪ SOME DAY LOVE MAY PAY A VISIT ♪ 583 00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:24,694 ♪ AND LEAVE A LITTLE SOUVENIR ♪ 584 00:44:24,695 --> 00:44:27,698 ♪ JUST A LITTLE CUTE WHAT-IS-IT ♪ 585 00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:31,702 ♪ BUT WE'LL DISCUSS THAT LATER, DEAR ♪ 586 00:44:32,119 --> 00:44:34,621 ♪ FOR A LITTLE SILVER QUARTER WE CAN HAVE THE PULLMAN PORTER ♪ 587 00:44:34,621 --> 00:44:36,623 ♪ TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW ♪ 588 00:44:36,623 --> 00:44:39,626 ♪ OH OH OH OFF WE'RE GONNA SHUFFLE ♪ 589 00:44:39,626 --> 00:44:41,628 ♪ SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO ♪ 590 00:44:41,628 --> 00:44:44,631 ♪ OH OH OH OH I'LL GO HOME AND GET MY PANTIES ♪ 591 00:44:45,132 --> 00:44:47,634 ♪ YOU GO HOME AND GET YOUR SCANTIES AND AWAY WE'LL GO ♪ 592 00:44:48,135 --> 00:44:50,637 ♪ OH OH OH OFF WE'RE GONNA SHUFFLE ♪ 593 00:44:50,637 --> 00:44:54,641 ♪ SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO ♪ 594 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:58,028 [ Forced Laughter ] 595 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:22,919 RUDY VALENTINE! 596 00:45:23,337 --> 00:45:25,172 YOU'RE NEXT, MR. VALENTINE. 597 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,909 COME ON IN. 598 00:45:56,787 --> 00:45:59,289 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 599 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:05,846 CUT! I MEAN, UH-- 600 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,848 WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT? I'M SORRY. 601 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,599 I MEAN, UH, HELLO! 602 00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:11,935 HOW ARE YOU TODAY, MR. RUDY? UH, NO-- MR. RUDY VAL-- 603 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:14,887 RUDY VALENTINE, RIGHT? HA, HA! DID YOU GET A RECORD TO PLAY WITH? 604 00:46:14,888 --> 00:46:16,689 I MEAN, DID YOU GET A RECORD TO PRACTICE WITH TODAY? GOOD. 605 00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:19,192 NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT THE FINAL AUDITION? 606 00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:21,695 OKAY. NOW, I WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO TO MISS ANNE CALASSANDRO, 607 00:46:21,695 --> 00:46:23,697 WHO IS GONNA BE YOUR ACTING PARTNER TODAY. 608 00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:26,483 [ New Jersey Accent ] HI. HOW ARE YA? 609 00:46:26,483 --> 00:46:29,202 RUDY, I WANT YOU TO WAIT OUTSIDE THAT DOOR THERE. 610 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:31,205 OKAY, NOW, UH-- 611 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,207 AH! WHEW. 612 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,210 NOW, RUDY, WHEN I SAY THE WORD "ACTION," 613 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,212 I WANT YOU TO COME THROUGH THE DOOR. 614 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,214 I WANT YOU TO LOOK THIS ROOM AND GIVE IT A ONCE-OVER. 615 00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:42,716 AND-- 616 00:46:42,716 --> 00:46:45,218 RUDY? WOULD YOU COME IN HERE, PLEASE? 617 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:47,221 LOOK, WHEN I SAY THE WORD "ACTION," 618 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:49,723 I WANT YOU TO COME INTO THE ROOM, GIVE THE ROOM THE ONCE-OVER, 619 00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:52,225 AND I WANT YOU TO WALK STRAIGHT TO MISS ANNE CALASSANDRO. 620 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,228 IS THAT GOOD FOR YOU? GOOD. GET READY. 621 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:56,730 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A HELLO. 622 00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,732 UH, NO, NO. IT'S NOT A HELLO. 623 00:46:58,732 --> 00:47:01,735 IT'S UH, UH-- 624 00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:03,236 IT'S A TAKE! 625 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:07,073 [ Director ] WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO! 626 00:47:07,524 --> 00:47:10,026 ALL RIGHT, SLATE IT. WHOO-HOO! 627 00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:13,530 4,011? YES, SIR. 628 00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:16,533 I DID 4,011 SCREEN TESTS THIS WEEK? YES, SIR. 629 00:47:16,533 --> 00:47:19,536 I THOUGHT I DID 4,018 SCREEN TESTS. NO, SIR. IT'S 4,011. 630 00:47:19,536 --> 00:47:22,038 I'VE BEEN KEEPING TRACK. WE'RE FALLING BEHIND AGAIN? 631 00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,041 YES, SIR, I'M AFRAID WE ARE. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 632 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,043 NO BIG DEAL. KISS ME. I BEG YOUR PARDON? 633 00:47:26,043 --> 00:47:28,045 KISS ME. 634 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:30,047 GOOD. ARE WE SLATED? YES, SIR. 635 00:47:30,047 --> 00:47:32,799 OKAY, LET'S GET ROLLING. IF THIS JERK CAN ACT, I'LL EAT CAMEL SHIT. 636 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:37,854 OKAY, MR. VALENTINE. ABOVE ALL, JUST RELAX AND HAVE FUN. 637 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:40,190 THAT'S THE SECRET TO THE WHOLE THING. 638 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:43,693 OKAY? AND... 639 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:45,479 ACTION! 640 00:47:51,902 --> 00:47:54,321 I SAID ACTION, MR. VALENTINE. 641 00:47:57,324 --> 00:48:00,827 ALL RIGHT, GIVE THE ROOM A QUICK ONCE-OVER. 642 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:07,500 INTERESTING. ALL RIGHT, NOW WALK OVER TO THE SLAVE GIRL. 643 00:48:07,501 --> 00:48:09,503 THAT'S IT. LOOK AT HER. 644 00:48:09,503 --> 00:48:12,339 THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO HAS JUST BROKEN YOUR HEART. 645 00:48:12,756 --> 00:48:15,341 ANNIE! HE'S COMING NEARER-- 646 00:48:15,342 --> 00:48:18,845 THIS MAN WHO SAW YOU ONLY AS A LITTLE TOY, WITHOUT FEELINGS. 647 00:48:18,845 --> 00:48:21,647 RUDY, LOOK AT HER SHOULDERS. 648 00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:24,651 HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU KISS THOSE NAKED SHOULDERS? 649 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,487 AND THOSE BABY CHEEKS? 650 00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,322 THE INNOCENT BLOOM AROUND THAT ANGEL FACE? 651 00:48:29,773 --> 00:48:31,324 AND THE BREASTS! 652 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:34,911 BUT HOW MANY OTHERS HAVE PLAYED WITH THOSE SAME BREASTS? 653 00:48:35,279 --> 00:48:38,031 SQUISHED THEM WITH THEIR SWEATY PALMS? 654 00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:42,418 AND HOW DOES SHE REPAY YOU? BY RUNNING OFF WITH ANOTHER MAN. 655 00:48:42,786 --> 00:48:46,790 ANNIE, LOOK AT HIM. BURN HIM WITH YOUR CONTEMPT. 656 00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:50,510 RUDY, DON'T LET HER KNOW THAT YOUR HEART IS BREAKING IN HALF. 657 00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:54,797 INSTEAD, YOU'RE COOL-- BLASÉ. 658 00:48:55,215 --> 00:49:00,353 YOU SAY, "HI. MY NAME IS FELIX. FEEL LIKE A DANCE?" 659 00:49:00,804 --> 00:49:04,440 NOW, GO AHEAD, RUDY-- JUST AS CASUAL AS CAN BE. 660 00:49:04,808 --> 00:49:07,811 WHORE! HEY! WHAT THE F-- [ Moans ] 661 00:49:07,811 --> 00:49:11,815 TELLING ME, VALENTINO, YOU WANT TO RUDOLPH YOUR TOUCH TITTIES! 662 00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:13,817 HEY, THIS GUY HAS LOST HIS M-- [ Moans ] 663 00:49:13,817 --> 00:49:16,319 YOU WANNA DO NUMBER EIGHT WITH RUDOLPH VALENTINO? 664 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,123 ALL RIGHT, MORE SEVEN. MORE SEVEN. MORE SEVEN. 665 00:49:20,490 --> 00:49:22,291 NOW! GOOD! YES! 666 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:25,912 I LOVE YOU, ANNIE-- AND EIGHT. EIGHT! 667 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:28,498 EIGHT, EIGHT, EIGHT! [ Moaning ] 668 00:49:28,882 --> 00:49:31,885 I WANT THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO LET THIS FRUITCAKE ONTO MY SET. 669 00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:34,637 [ All Shouting ] 670 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:38,225 I WANT THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO LET THIS FRUITCAKE ON MY SET! 671 00:49:38,508 --> 00:49:41,010 [ All Shouting ] 672 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:47,984 I WANT THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO LET THIS FRUITCAKE ONTO MY SET! 673 00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:53,490 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY-- SUCH A NICE BOY. 674 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:55,492 IF EVERYONE KNEW HOW MUCH MONEY... 675 00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:57,494 YOU GIVE TO MY POOR LITTLE CHURCH-- 676 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,998 GRAZIE MILLE. GRAZIE MILLE, BAMBINO. 677 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,000 GRAZIE. 678 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,503 BUT YOU ARE SO MODEST. 679 00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:10,006 NO WONDER ALL THE GIRLS LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 680 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,511 NO. NO. TOO MANY PRETTY GIRLS. 681 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:18,015 SOMEONE MUST HAVE SEEN YOU COME IN THIS WAY. 682 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:21,018 WE MUST GO THROUGH THE CHAPEL. SHH! 683 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,520 [ Whispering ] COME ON. COME ON. 684 00:50:25,305 --> 00:50:27,807 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 685 00:50:29,309 --> 00:50:32,312 GO OUT THROUGH THE LITTLE DOOR NEXT TO SAINT ANTHONY. 686 00:50:32,312 --> 00:50:34,063 GO AHEAD. GO. GO. 687 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:36,950 [ Rudy Mumbling ] I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 688 00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:40,453 IT WAS ALL RIGHT, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, NOT ANYMORE. 689 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:42,456 [ Shouting ] VALENTINO! 690 00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:49,462 I THINK OF MY LITTLE ANNIE LYING DOWN NEXT TO RUDOLPH VALENTINO, 691 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:53,467 AND HE'S KISSING HER SO SOFTLY-- 692 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:56,470 THE WAY I NEVER COULD-- 693 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,922 AND I THINK TO MYSELF, [ Sighs ] 694 00:50:58,922 --> 00:51:01,925 "WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS-- 695 00:51:01,925 --> 00:51:05,428 I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!" 696 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:08,432 [ Sobbing ] OH, GOD. 697 00:51:09,433 --> 00:51:11,435 FORGIVE ME. 698 00:51:13,437 --> 00:51:16,440 I JUST WANT TO DIE. 699 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,942 PLEASE HELP ME. 700 00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:22,445 SHOW ME SOME SIGN. 701 00:51:22,446 --> 00:51:24,448 JUST ONE SIGNAL... 702 00:51:24,448 --> 00:51:26,450 THAT YOU HEAR ME. 703 00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:54,394 [ Whispering ] THANKS. 704 00:51:57,814 --> 00:52:00,316 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 705 00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:12,328 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 706 00:52:12,829 --> 00:52:16,332 OH, I WANTED TO SOCK YOU! SOCK, SOCK, SOCK, SOCK, SOCK! 707 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,335 BAM! THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO DO. 708 00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:20,337 PUNCH YOUR STOMACH AND KNOCK YOUR HEAD-- 709 00:52:20,337 --> 00:52:22,672 I WANNA-- POW, POW, POW, POW, POW, POW, POW! 710 00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:25,675 [ Ranting ] 711 00:52:25,675 --> 00:52:27,677 [ Moaning ] 712 00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:29,679 OH, GOD! WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 713 00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:31,681 I CAN'T-- [ Whimpering ] 714 00:52:32,182 --> 00:52:34,184 GOD IN HEAVEN, HELP ME! 715 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:36,186 [ Babbling ] 716 00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:47,697 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 717 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:04,347 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 718 00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:21,982 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 719 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,161 [ Firecrackers Popping ] 720 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:40,550 [ Popping Continues ] 721 00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,835 [ Man ] HEY! IS YOUR NAME ANNIE HICKMAN? 722 00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:46,256 YES. 723 00:53:46,256 --> 00:53:49,559 MR. VALENTINO WANTS TO SEE YOU. WHO? 724 00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:51,978 RUDOLPH VALENTINO. WHAT ARE YOU, AN EXTRA? 725 00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:58,234 - YES. - IT'S THAT GREAT BIG TENT WITH ALL THE STRIPES. 726 00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:01,904 THANK YOU! HEY! 727 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,608 WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY WARDROBE AND GET YOURSELF A PRETTY COSTUME? 728 00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:09,362 - WHERE DO I GO? - TO WARDROBE-- THAT BIG TENT ON YOUR LEFT. 729 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,665 THANK YOU. 730 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:14,668 HEY! 731 00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:17,170 I THINK YOU'D BETTER TELL THEM TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING SEXY TO WEAR. 732 00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:18,955 THANK YOU! 733 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:22,175 THAT'S OKAY, HONEY. THIS COULD BE YOUR LUCKY NIGHT. 734 00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:26,179 [ Man ] IS THAT AS MUCH AS YOU GOT? WHAT? 735 00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:29,182 [ Man #2 ] THAT'S FULL FLOOD. OKAY, SPOT IT. 736 00:54:29,182 --> 00:54:32,185 OH. [ Chuckles ] THANK YOU. 737 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,693 [ Man ] WHERE YOU GOIN', HONEY? 738 00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:42,696 MR. VALENTINO'S TENT. STRAIGHT AHEAD, SWEETHEART. 739 00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:45,198 JUST KEEP GOIN' STRAIGHT AHEAD. THANK YOU. 740 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:51,705 [ Groaning ] 741 00:55:06,503 --> 00:55:08,505 [ Clears Throat ] 742 00:55:13,510 --> 00:55:15,512 [ Man ] HI. 743 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,183 HI. 744 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:23,069 MR. VALENTINO HAS BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 745 00:55:23,069 --> 00:55:24,854 COME IN, WON'T YOU? 746 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,042 MAKE YOURSELF TO HOME. 747 00:55:58,054 --> 00:56:01,557 ♪ [ Romantic Pop ] 748 00:56:10,567 --> 00:56:12,068 [ Hoofbeats ] 749 00:56:22,662 --> 00:56:24,997 [ Cloth Ripping ] ♪ [ Violin Scratches ] 750 00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,554 ♪ [ Resumes ] 751 00:56:43,683 --> 00:56:46,686 [ Falsetto ] HELLO. I'M RUDY VALENTINO. HOW YA BEEN? 752 00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:49,105 FINE, THANK YOU. 753 00:56:49,522 --> 00:56:52,525 SAY, WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT ME SO MUCH, HUH? 754 00:56:52,525 --> 00:56:54,026 I MEAN, I JUST WANT TO KNOW. 755 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:57,780 I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN A WOMAN'S HEART. 756 00:56:58,198 --> 00:57:00,116 YEAH, I GOT THAT, 757 00:57:00,116 --> 00:57:03,619 BUT, UH, YOU'RE FORGETTING ONE VERY BIG THING. 758 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:07,590 - WHAT'S THAT? - I'M A SISSY BOY. 759 00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:11,377 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 760 00:57:11,377 --> 00:57:14,380 OH, YEAH. I LIKE-- I LIKE A NICE GUY SOMETIMES. 761 00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:16,215 YOU KNOW? IT'S A LOT OF FUN. 762 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:18,718 - YOU? - OH, SURE. 763 00:57:18,718 --> 00:57:21,721 THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 764 00:57:21,721 --> 00:57:23,723 OH, NO? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, HUH? 765 00:57:23,723 --> 00:57:25,558 WATCH THIS. 766 00:57:28,027 --> 00:57:30,029 OH, SAY, UH, HANDSOME? 767 00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:33,032 COME ON OUT HERE A MINUTE, WOULD YOU? 768 00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:37,537 LET'S SEE ONE OF YOUR LEGS. ♪ [ Scratches ] 769 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:40,039 COME ON. LET'S HAVE A LITTLE PEEK. 770 00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:41,824 OH, BOY! 771 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:44,210 LOOK AT THOSE GAMS. 772 00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:45,711 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL GOOD-LOOKING. 773 00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:49,465 THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE ONLY TEASING ME. 774 00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,835 MM-MMM! 775 00:57:51,835 --> 00:57:54,337 SAY, WHAT YOU DOING TONIGHT, HONEY? 776 00:57:54,337 --> 00:57:57,640 MAYBE WE COULD MEET LATER FOR A LITTLE SNACK? [ Wolf Whistle ] 777 00:57:58,057 --> 00:58:00,559 [ Whinnying ] 778 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,062 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 779 00:58:03,062 --> 00:58:05,814 [ Normal Voice ] ANNIE! WHAT HAPPENED? OH, MY GOD! 780 00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:08,184 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 781 00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:11,688 [ Falsetto ] I SAY... 782 00:58:11,688 --> 00:58:15,191 "ANNIE, UH, WHAT HAPPENED? 783 00:58:15,191 --> 00:58:16,692 OH, MY GOD." TAKE ME. 784 00:58:18,695 --> 00:58:20,196 WHERE? 785 00:58:23,783 --> 00:58:26,285 DON'T TEASE ME. 786 00:58:26,786 --> 00:58:28,788 I KNOW YOU LIKE GIRLS. 787 00:58:30,790 --> 00:58:33,793 YOU LOVE THEM, DON'T YOU? 788 00:58:34,294 --> 00:58:36,796 MAYBE TWO, THREE TIMES A YEAR, BUT THAT WOULD BE TOPS. 789 00:58:37,297 --> 00:58:39,299 DON'T FOOL ME. 790 00:58:41,301 --> 00:58:44,187 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL YOU WHO YOU REALLY ARE? 791 00:58:45,972 --> 00:58:48,474 OH-- [ Scratchy Voice ] I MEAN-- I MEAN, WHO? 792 00:58:48,975 --> 00:58:50,476 [ Normal Voice ] I MEAN, UH, WHO? 793 00:58:50,977 --> 00:58:52,979 [ Voice Modulating ] I MEAN, UH, WHO? NO, I MEAN-- 794 00:58:52,979 --> 00:58:55,448 YES. YES. I MEAN, UH, WHO? 795 00:58:55,732 --> 00:58:59,235 YOU'RE THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER. 796 00:59:01,237 --> 00:59:02,738 AREN'T YOU? 797 00:59:06,242 --> 00:59:07,743 AREN'T YOU? 798 00:59:12,582 --> 00:59:15,585 [ Falsetto ] YOU MUST'VE HAD OTHER MEN... 799 00:59:16,085 --> 00:59:18,921 WHO GAVE YOU HAPPINESS. 800 00:59:19,339 --> 00:59:22,842 - NO. - YOU MEAN, THERE WASN'T ONE TIME... 801 00:59:22,842 --> 00:59:24,844 IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE... 802 00:59:24,844 --> 00:59:26,846 WHEN SOMEONE... 803 00:59:27,347 --> 00:59:32,101 MADE YOU H-HAPPY IN-- IN THAT WAY? 804 00:59:32,485 --> 00:59:34,487 NEVER. 805 00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:39,692 [ Breathy Voice ] YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I WANT. 806 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:47,666 [ Irregular Breathing ] 807 00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:55,708 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID I DO? 808 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,432 WHAT DO YOU WANT? [ Screams ] 809 01:00:02,715 --> 01:00:05,384 NO! STOP, PLEASE! OH, MY GOD! 810 01:00:05,885 --> 01:00:08,721 I CHANGED MY MIND. [ Whimpers ] 811 01:00:08,721 --> 01:00:10,723 THIS ISN'T WHAT I EXPECTED. 812 01:00:10,723 --> 01:00:12,725 [ Screaming ] NO! 813 01:00:12,725 --> 01:00:15,227 OH, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, HAVE MERCY ON ME! 814 01:00:15,228 --> 01:00:18,231 [ Sighs ] 815 01:00:18,231 --> 01:00:19,982 [ Grunts ] 816 01:00:24,821 --> 01:00:26,706 [ Grunting ] 817 01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:36,582 [ Grunts, Groans ] 818 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:40,886 ♪ [ Humming ] 819 01:00:49,395 --> 01:00:52,398 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE... 820 01:00:52,398 --> 01:00:54,767 I EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 821 01:00:55,268 --> 01:00:58,154 I NEVER KNEW WHAT LOVE-MAKING MEANT BEFORE. 822 01:00:58,604 --> 01:01:01,823 IS IT LIKE THAT FOR YOU ALL THE TIME? 823 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,445 [ Falsetto ] MM-MMM. MM-MMM. 824 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:08,080 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD EVER KNOW... 825 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:10,500 SO MUCH ABOUT WOMEN. 826 01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:16,205 I LOVE YOU, RUDY. 827 01:01:18,124 --> 01:01:19,959 DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? 828 01:01:20,426 --> 01:01:23,762 I SAID I LOVE YOU, MR. VALENTINO. 829 01:01:26,632 --> 01:01:28,433 HELLO. 830 01:01:28,801 --> 01:01:31,937 [ Falsetto ] HELLO. [ Loud Bong ] 831 01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:34,357 YES, SIR. WE WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SIGNAL. 832 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:36,359 BRING HIM RIGHT OVER HERE, BOYS. OVER HERE. 833 01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:38,361 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 834 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,363 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 835 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:43,366 ♪ LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 836 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:46,369 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 837 01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:48,370 NOW, MR. VALENTINO, YOU TAKE THE WEIGHT OFF YOUR FEET. 838 01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:50,372 RELAX, AND WE'RE GONNA FIX YOU RIGHT UP. 839 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:54,794 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 840 01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:57,246 OKAY, YOUNG LADY, TIME TO GO HOME NOW. 841 01:01:57,246 --> 01:02:00,082 MR. VALENTINO'S GOTTA GET READY TO ACT IN THE MOVING PICTURES. 842 01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:03,386 OH, SAY, TODAY'S YOUR BIG SCENE WHEN YOU KILL ALL THE BAD GUYS, 843 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,722 AIN'T IT, MR. VALENTINO? 844 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:08,057 OH, MISS? YOUNG LADY GIRL? 845 01:02:08,057 --> 01:02:10,559 MR. VALENTINO CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU NO MORE. 846 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,562 YOU GOTTA GO HOME NOW. MR. VALENTINO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE JUST-- 847 01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:15,064 GO ON, HONEY. THERE'S SOME NICE HOT COFFEE OUTSIDE. 848 01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:17,066 A FEW MINUTES AGO WE JUST-- [ Slap ] 849 01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:19,601 - YOU SAID-- - OH, MR. VALENTINO, THAT PRETTY GIRL... 850 01:02:19,602 --> 01:02:21,604 YOU WANTED TO SEE ABOUT A SPECIALTY BIT? 851 01:02:21,604 --> 01:02:23,906 SHE'LL BE IN YOUR TENT AS SOON AS WE BREAK FOR LUNCH. 852 01:02:24,273 --> 01:02:27,075 MR. VALENTINO, I-- ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 853 01:02:27,443 --> 01:02:29,828 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 854 01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:32,832 ♪ LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 855 01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:36,585 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA, LA-LA LA-LA-LA ♪ 856 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,588 ♪ LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ 857 01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:41,123 OKAY, COME ON. COME ON, MR. HICKMAN. HURRY UP NOW. 858 01:02:41,124 --> 01:02:43,626 MR. VALENTINO'S BEEN WAITING TO COME IN HERE ALL MORNING. 859 01:02:43,626 --> 01:02:45,628 NOT NICE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM. 860 01:02:45,628 --> 01:02:48,130 HERE'S YOUR CLOTHES. HEY, GIOVANNI. 861 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:50,133 TELL MR. VALENTINO HE CAN COME BACK TO HIS TENT, 862 01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:52,135 AND I'LL GET SOME WATER FOR HIS BATH. 863 01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:54,637 HURRY, MR. HICKMAN. HURRY! 864 01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:21,130 ♪ [ Whistling ] 865 01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:28,971 ARE YOU A HITCHHIKER? 866 01:03:29,388 --> 01:03:31,390 HOP IN, TOOTS. 867 01:03:31,390 --> 01:03:34,393 I'M GOING DOWNTOWN L.A. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 868 01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:39,398 YOU SURE ARE A CUTE LITTLE HITCHHIKER. 869 01:03:39,398 --> 01:03:41,900 [ Tires Squeal ] 870 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:44,486 [ Film Projector Whirring ] 871 01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:48,323 [ Zitz ] THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A CREEP. 872 01:03:48,691 --> 01:03:51,777 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME. WE GOT TWO BEAUTIES SO FAR. 873 01:03:51,777 --> 01:03:54,279 IF WE FIND ONE MORE GUY IN THE REST OF TODAY'S JUNK... 874 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,283 THAT WE ALL AGREE I REALLY LOVE, OKAY. 875 01:03:57,283 --> 01:04:00,286 IF NOT, WE GO INTO THE FINALS WITH JUST THE TWO ACTORS WE'VE GOT. 876 01:04:00,786 --> 01:04:03,288 [ Chuckles ] AND BELIEVE ME, I WOULDN'T-- 877 01:04:03,789 --> 01:04:06,007 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 878 01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:09,345 [ No Audio ] 879 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:25,227 [ Projector Stops ] 880 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,034 [ Coughs ] 881 01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:34,403 DORSEY. 882 01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:42,411 I, UH-- I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. GOT IN BY ACCIDENT. 883 01:04:42,411 --> 01:04:45,414 AS I UNDERSTAND IT, UH, THE MAN WAS JUST LAST WEEK... 884 01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:47,416 RELEASED FROM AN INSANE ASYLUM. 885 01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:49,418 BUT, THAT POOR DEVIL-- IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. 886 01:04:49,418 --> 01:04:51,920 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT EITHER, I KNOW. [ Kissing ] 887 01:04:51,921 --> 01:04:53,923 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 888 01:04:58,427 --> 01:05:00,429 EMBARRASSING. WHAT CAN I SAY? 889 01:05:00,429 --> 01:05:03,932 IT WAS TERRIBLE, MR. ZITZ. 890 01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:06,435 TERRIBLE. 891 01:05:06,435 --> 01:05:09,438 TERRIBLE. JUST TERRIBLE. 892 01:05:09,438 --> 01:05:12,441 TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE. 893 01:05:22,668 --> 01:05:24,670 WELL, UH, TERRIBLE. 894 01:05:27,623 --> 01:05:30,626 WERE YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING? NO. 895 01:05:30,626 --> 01:05:32,628 NO, UH, IT WAS TERRIBLE. 896 01:05:35,131 --> 01:05:37,133 PLEASE. 897 01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:39,635 YOU STARTED TO SAY SOMETHING. 898 01:05:39,635 --> 01:05:42,137 I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH TO HEAR IT. 899 01:05:42,638 --> 01:05:45,641 OH, MR. ZITZ, I-- 900 01:05:45,641 --> 01:05:49,144 I-I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS. IT'S, UH-- 901 01:05:49,145 --> 01:05:51,647 IT'S JUST THAT, UH-- 902 01:05:52,148 --> 01:05:55,651 WELL, IT'S THE KIND OF THING THAT, UH, YOU-- 903 01:05:55,651 --> 01:05:57,653 WELL, THESE GENTLEMEN-- THEY-THEY KNOW WHAT I'M-- 904 01:05:57,653 --> 01:05:59,488 THEY HAVE THE AUTHORITY HERE. 905 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:02,458 [ Sighs, Slurps ] 906 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,662 I-I-- I'M NOT EVEN IN THE UNION YET. 907 01:06:06,662 --> 01:06:09,164 I'M NEW HERE, AND, UH-- 908 01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:15,171 ANYWAY, I LIKED HIM. 909 01:06:18,174 --> 01:06:20,176 [ Whining ] 910 01:06:21,677 --> 01:06:24,680 I LOVE THIS MAN! 911 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:26,682 I WANT THIS MAN BY MY SIDE... 912 01:06:26,682 --> 01:06:29,685 SIXTEEN HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK. 913 01:06:29,685 --> 01:06:32,187 IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? [ Executives ] YES, SIR! 914 01:06:32,188 --> 01:06:34,690 OH! [ Chuckles ] 915 01:06:34,690 --> 01:06:38,694 JOE, MAKE ARRANGEMENTS WITH HIS FAMILY. 916 01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:41,196 GENTLEMEN! 917 01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:43,699 ONE OF THE THREE ACTORS WE SAW THIS WEEK... 918 01:06:43,699 --> 01:06:48,203 IS GOING TO BE THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER. 919 01:06:48,204 --> 01:06:53,209 NOW LET'S GET READY FOR THE FINALS. 920 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,348 [ Woman ] GET IN LINE. 921 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,857 HEY! 922 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:10,359 WE WAS HERE FIRST. 923 01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:12,361 GET IN LINE. 924 01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:37,753 - SIX DOLLARS. - [ Speaking Spanish ] 925 01:07:42,091 --> 01:07:45,594 [ Spanish ] 926 01:07:45,594 --> 01:07:47,596 HOW MUCH? ONLY FIVE DOLLARS. 927 01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:49,598 FIVE DOLLARS? [ Chuckles ] 928 01:07:49,598 --> 01:07:51,600 YOU OUGHT TO BUY YOURSELF A MIRROR. 929 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,070 [ Spanish ] 930 01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:59,658 - HOW MUCH? - THREE NINETY-FIVE. 931 01:08:00,109 --> 01:08:03,112 BARGAIN DAY! 932 01:08:03,112 --> 01:08:06,115 YOU GIVING AWAY FREE DISHES TOO? 933 01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:14,339 AY, MAMA-- AY, MAMA-- 934 01:08:14,790 --> 01:08:18,043 [ Spanish ] HOW MUCH? 935 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,679 EIGHT DOLLARS. 936 01:08:20,679 --> 01:08:24,182 EIGHT DOLLARS? EIGHT DOLLARS? 937 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:27,686 JESUS CHRIST! NOBODY'S WORTH EIGHT DOLLARS. 938 01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:30,555 I WOULDN'T GIVE EIGHT DOLLARS TO THE QUEEN OF SHEBA. 939 01:08:31,056 --> 01:08:33,808 [ Spanish ] 940 01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:36,612 SEÑORITA. 941 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:38,480 HOW MUCH? 942 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:41,817 $2,000. 943 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,289 WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR $2,000? 944 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:51,076 I COULD DO NUMBER EIGHT. 945 01:08:52,912 --> 01:08:54,914 NUMBER EIGHT? 946 01:08:54,914 --> 01:08:59,301 CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE SAMPLE OF NUMBER EIGHT? 947 01:09:04,757 --> 01:09:08,761 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S WORTH $2,000. 948 01:09:08,761 --> 01:09:11,013 AIN'T YOU GOT SOMETHING ELSE FOR ME? 949 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:17,153 [ Speaking Spanish ] [ Growls ] 950 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:20,572 - [ Whistle Blowing ] - [ Women Screaming ] 951 01:09:23,192 --> 01:09:26,495 I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE! NOWHERE! I GOT TO WORK! 952 01:09:26,862 --> 01:09:28,864 [ Yelling ] 953 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:37,789 - [ Cell Door Slams Shut ] - ♪ [ Woman Singing In Spanish ] 954 01:09:56,308 --> 01:09:58,810 [ Man With Cockney Accent ] IS THAT HER? 955 01:09:58,811 --> 01:10:00,813 WE FOUND YOUR HUSBAND FOR YOU, LADY. 956 01:10:00,813 --> 01:10:03,816 ALL RIGHT, MISTER. SHE'S ALL YOURS. 957 01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:16,795 I BROUGHT YOU SOME CLOTHES. 958 01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:22,300 I RAN OFF WITH RUDOLPH VALENTINO. 959 01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:26,305 I MADE LOVE WITH HIM IN HIS TENT, 960 01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:28,307 AND HE THREW ME OUT. 961 01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:31,810 THEY WERE RIGHT TO SEND ME HERE. 962 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:36,315 I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, RUDY. I PROMISE. 963 01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:39,318 YOU'RE THE ONLY DECENT THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 964 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:44,323 IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO GET BACK TO MILWAUKEE-- 965 01:10:44,323 --> 01:10:48,327 FORGIVE ME. FORGIVE ME, ANNIE, PLEASE. 966 01:10:49,828 --> 01:10:52,831 FORGIVE ME. WHAT? 967 01:10:52,831 --> 01:10:54,699 FORGIVE ME, PLEASE. 968 01:10:55,167 --> 01:10:58,670 [ Running Footsteps ] [ Abalone ] MR. VALENTINE! MR. VALENTINE! 969 01:10:59,121 --> 01:11:01,289 OH, MR. VALENTINE! 970 01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:04,793 MR. VALENTINE, I JUST SPOKE WITH MR. ADOLPH ZITZ. 971 01:11:04,793 --> 01:11:08,179 YOU'RE IN THE FINAL AUDITION FOR THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER. 972 01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:11,684 RAINBOW STUDIO ARE TRYING TO REACH YOU ALL NIGHT. 973 01:11:12,184 --> 01:11:15,387 - OH. HELLO, MADAME. - HELLO. 974 01:11:15,854 --> 01:11:17,856 PARDON ME. 975 01:11:17,856 --> 01:11:19,724 ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF REHEARSING A LITTLE SCENE? 976 01:11:20,192 --> 01:11:22,027 YES. 977 01:11:22,444 --> 01:11:24,779 HOO! [ Laughs ] CHARMING. 978 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,782 MR. ZITZ CALLED ME EARLY THIS MORNING-- 979 01:11:26,782 --> 01:11:28,784 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 980 01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:30,786 SAY, WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU? 981 01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:33,288 MR. VALENTINE, IT'S JUST YOU AND TWO OTHER GENTLEMEN. 982 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,791 I SAID, WHO ARE YOU, SIR? NO, YOU DIDN'T. 983 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:37,793 YOU SAID, "SAY, WHO ARE YOU?" WELL, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 984 01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:40,295 SAID, "WHO ARE YOU?" SAY, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 985 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:42,298 ALL RIGHT. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 986 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:45,301 I SAID, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, MISTER? YOU DID NOT. 987 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:48,304 YOU SAID, "SAY, 'WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?'" AND WHAT DID YOU SAY? 988 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,307 "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" SAY, YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR NAME, MISTER. 989 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,309 ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME. 990 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,060 "YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR NAME, MISTER." 991 01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:57,346 WHAT KIND OF HELL... 992 01:11:57,346 --> 01:11:59,348 OF CRAZY PEOPLE AROUND HERE? 993 01:12:23,372 --> 01:12:25,874 [ Rudy ] YOU MEAN THIS FIRST LAMPPOST? 994 01:12:25,874 --> 01:12:28,293 RIGHT AROUND HERE, STAGE 14. 995 01:12:31,797 --> 01:12:34,800 PLEASE. NO, NO, NO. I MUSTN'T. 996 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,803 RUDY, I KNOW YOU. YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME. 997 01:12:37,803 --> 01:12:40,305 I'LL BE SO NERVOUS, I'LL JUST MAKE YOU MORE NERVOUS. 998 01:12:40,305 --> 01:12:42,307 [ Man ] YOU'RE LATE, MR. VALENTINE. 999 01:12:42,307 --> 01:12:44,809 IT'S BETTER THIS WAY. 1000 01:12:46,311 --> 01:12:48,813 YOU'LL BE AT THE HOTEL? I'LL BE AT THE HOTEL. 1001 01:12:48,814 --> 01:12:50,816 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING. 1002 01:12:50,816 --> 01:12:52,818 THEY'RE WAITING, MR. VALENTINE. 1003 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:58,207 BYE-BYE. BYE-BYE. 1004 01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:02,544 SEE YOU AT THE HOTEL. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE HOTEL. 1005 01:13:02,544 --> 01:13:04,329 RUDY? 1006 01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:07,132 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. I PROMISE. 1007 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,636 [ Laughs ] 1008 01:13:17,259 --> 01:13:19,761 EXCUSE ME. I WON'T BE A MOMENT. 1009 01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:24,266 DO YOU HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER I COULD WRITE A NOTE ON, PLEASE? 1010 01:13:24,266 --> 01:13:26,268 SURE, DEAR. JUST A SECOND. 1011 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,322 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1012 01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:32,825 IF YOU HAVE TO PEE, DO IT NOW, 1013 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:34,827 BECAUSE IN A COUPLE OF-- [ Footsteps ] 1014 01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,830 [ Mouthing Words ] 1015 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:39,698 BECAUSE IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES, 1016 01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:43,918 YOU'RE ALL GOING TO SEE THREE AUDITIONS. 1017 01:13:43,919 --> 01:13:45,921 RIGHT AFTER THE LAST AUDITION, I'M GOING TO PICK THE WINNER, 1018 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,458 AND THEN, JUST AS I PROMISED YOU, 1019 01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:51,793 YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH THE WINNER... 1020 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,963 FILM HIS VERY FIRST SCENE FROM RAINBOW STUDIOS'... 1021 01:13:55,380 --> 01:13:57,382 NEW SPECTACULAR FILM, 1022 01:13:57,382 --> 01:13:59,967 THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER. 1023 01:14:01,553 --> 01:14:04,055 ALL RIGHT. 1024 01:14:04,056 --> 01:14:07,726 NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THESE THREE FACES. 1025 01:14:07,726 --> 01:14:10,562 HERE THEY ARE-- THE THREE CONTESTANTS. 1026 01:14:10,813 --> 01:14:12,614 EXAMINE THEM CLOSELY. 1027 01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:15,733 FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS, BECAUSE, IN A LITTLE WHILE, 1028 01:14:15,734 --> 01:14:18,820 ONE OF THESE THREE MEN IS GOING TO BE... 1029 01:14:19,204 --> 01:14:21,906 THE MOST FAMOUS ACTOR IN AMERICA. 1030 01:14:21,907 --> 01:14:25,243 [ Applause ] 1031 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:29,131 FREDDIE. 1032 01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:32,134 THIS IS FOR A GUY NAMED RUDY VALENTINE ON STAGE 14. 1033 01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:38,140 FREDDIE, DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM... 1034 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:41,143 TILL AFTER THE AUDITIONS ARE OVER. GOT YA. 1035 01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:52,687 SO? 1036 01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:56,741 HUH? SAY. 1037 01:14:59,244 --> 01:15:01,746 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1038 01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:09,204 [ Applause ] [ Dorsey ] AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1039 01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:13,675 OUR NEXT CONTESTANT, MR. TONY LASSITER. 1040 01:15:17,796 --> 01:15:21,683 [ Indistinct ] [ Man ] YOU READY? 1041 01:15:22,134 --> 01:15:27,055 AND-- 1042 01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:30,526 [ Humming ] 1043 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:33,529 ACTION! LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! 1044 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:36,315 I'M NOT A TOY! I'M NOT A PIECE OF STONE! 1045 01:15:36,615 --> 01:15:38,617 SAVE ALL YOUR STUPID GAMES... 1046 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:40,619 FOR ALL YOUR OTHER LOVERS. 1047 01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:42,621 WHY DID YOU DO IT? 1048 01:15:43,121 --> 01:15:45,123 [ Screeching ] HAMED, PLEASE! 1049 01:15:45,123 --> 01:15:46,874 DON'T "HAMED" ME! 1050 01:15:47,242 --> 01:15:49,244 WHORE! STRUMPET! 1051 01:15:49,244 --> 01:15:51,746 [ Whispering ] THIS IS FOR RUDY VALENTINE. 1052 01:15:51,747 --> 01:15:54,249 DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM-- [ Indistinct ] DO YOU HEAR ME? 1053 01:15:54,249 --> 01:15:56,251 THE TRUTH! 1054 01:15:56,718 --> 01:15:58,720 YOU FILTHY PIG. 1055 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,722 ASK. JUST ASK ME. 1056 01:16:01,173 --> 01:16:04,176 DURING THE TIME YOU WERE LYING NAKED IN HIS ARMS... 1057 01:16:04,176 --> 01:16:06,678 AND HE... 1058 01:16:06,678 --> 01:16:08,513 LET YOU HAVE IT, 1059 01:16:08,931 --> 01:16:12,434 [ Gasps ] WERE YOU THINKING OF ME? 1060 01:16:12,935 --> 01:16:14,436 OR WERE YOU THINKING OF HIM? 1061 01:16:14,937 --> 01:16:17,439 YOU. I BELIEVE HER! 1062 01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:19,942 DO YOU HEAR ME, GOD? 1063 01:16:19,942 --> 01:16:21,777 I LOVE THIS LADY. 1064 01:16:22,194 --> 01:16:24,196 SHE IS AS PURE IN MY EYES... 1065 01:16:24,196 --> 01:16:26,915 AS IS THE RAIN THAT FALLS FROM HEAVEN! 1066 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,784 [ Applause ] 1067 01:16:32,621 --> 01:16:34,623 THIS FOR YOU, MR. VALENTINE. 1068 01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:39,127 THEY TELL ME GIVE YOU AFTER THE SCENE. OH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1069 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,800 [ Annie's Voice ] CONGRATULATIONS, DARLING. 1070 01:16:45,801 --> 01:16:49,187 I KNEW YOU'D WIN. I JUST KNEW IT. 1071 01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:51,973 I'M LEAVING ON THE NOON TRAIN FOR MILWAUKEE. 1072 01:16:51,974 --> 01:16:55,477 RUDY, YOU DON'T NEED ME HERE. 1073 01:16:55,477 --> 01:16:58,480 THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE WANTED ALL YOUR LIFE. 1074 01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:02,484 IF YOU WOULD JUST ACCEPT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IN YOUR HEART, 1075 01:17:02,484 --> 01:17:04,486 WE'LL BOTH BE HAPPY-- 1076 01:17:04,486 --> 01:17:06,988 EVEN IF WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 1077 01:17:06,989 --> 01:17:08,991 GOOD-BYE, DARLING. 1078 01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:10,993 I LOVE YOU. ANNIE. 1079 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,961 [ Assistant Director ] YOU'RE ON, MR. VALENTINE. 1080 01:17:14,413 --> 01:17:16,415 COME ON, YOU'RE ON. 1081 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:17,833 RUDY? 1082 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:21,303 RUDY, COME ON. COME ON! YOU'RE NEXT. 1083 01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,926 COME ON, COME ON. THIS IS IT. YOU'RE NEXT. 1084 01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:31,429 ANNIE? 1085 01:17:37,185 --> 01:17:39,904 RUDY, YOU REMEMBER MISS CALASSANDRO, DON'T YOU? 1086 01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:42,657 HI. HOW YA FEELIN' TODAY? 1087 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:45,160 ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. LET'S GET READY. 1088 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:48,914 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 1089 01:17:49,414 --> 01:17:52,784 NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT... 1090 01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:55,253 OUR THIRD AND LAST CONTESTANT, 1091 01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:58,589 MR. RUDY "BALENTINE." 1092 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,510 UH-- 1093 01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:04,012 [ Whispering ] 1094 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:09,017 SORRY. SORRY, FOLKS. 1095 01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:11,269 THAT'S VALENTINE. 1096 01:18:11,269 --> 01:18:13,804 RUDY VALENTINE. 1097 01:18:13,805 --> 01:18:16,808 LET'S HAVE ABSOLUTE QUIET, PLEASE. 1098 01:18:18,810 --> 01:18:22,947 AND... 1099 01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:27,201 ACTION! 1100 01:18:37,579 --> 01:18:40,131 I SAID, ACTION! 1101 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,922 [ Mouthing Words ] 1102 01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:58,900 HI. 1103 01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:01,769 MY NAME IS FELIX. FEEL LIKE A DANCE? 1104 01:19:02,771 --> 01:19:05,907 STAND UP, CUTIE. LET'S SEE YOUR STUFF. 1105 01:19:08,910 --> 01:19:12,413 OH, BOY. AREN'T YOU SOMETHING? 1106 01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:17,919 LOOK AT THAT. 1107 01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,338 WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! 1108 01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:22,456 [ Rudy Laughing ] 1109 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:25,460 YOU GOT SOME HOT STUFF. 1110 01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:28,463 ONLY TROUBLE IS, 1111 01:19:28,463 --> 01:19:32,183 [ Laughing ] I DON'T LIKE GIRLS. 1112 01:19:33,685 --> 01:19:35,687 THAT'S RIGHT. 1113 01:19:35,687 --> 01:19:38,139 [ Falsetto ] NO, SIRREE. NOT FOR ME. 1114 01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:39,858 [ Whimpering ] 1115 01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:41,860 [ Normal Voice ] YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DID YOU? 1116 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,862 MM-MM. DON'T LIKE 'EM. 1117 01:19:43,862 --> 01:19:46,865 DON'T LIKE THEM AT ALL. I DON'T LIKE THEM. 1118 01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:49,868 DON'T LIKE THEM. I DON'T LIKE THEM. 1119 01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:51,870 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU? 1120 01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:54,239 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 1121 01:19:54,239 --> 01:19:56,741 I'M SAYING THAT I DON'T... 1122 01:19:56,741 --> 01:19:58,659 LIKE-- 1123 01:20:33,161 --> 01:20:35,530 I LOVE YOU. 1124 01:20:35,530 --> 01:20:39,033 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I EVER LOVED. 1125 01:20:39,034 --> 01:20:41,703 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT. 1126 01:20:41,703 --> 01:20:44,205 CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 1127 01:20:44,706 --> 01:20:47,458 I LOVED YOU, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT. 1128 01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:50,962 I LOVE YOU NOW. 1129 01:20:51,963 --> 01:20:54,966 I LOVED YOU WHEN WE FIRST MET. 1130 01:20:56,968 --> 01:20:59,971 AND EVEN AFTER YOU'VE FORGOTTEN... 1131 01:21:01,473 --> 01:21:03,475 ALL THE PAIN I-- 1132 01:21:03,475 --> 01:21:05,977 I'VE CAUSED YOU... 1133 01:21:06,978 --> 01:21:10,481 AND PERHAPS-- PERHAPS HAVE FORGOTTEN ME, 1134 01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:14,619 I'LL LOVE YOU THEN. 1135 01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:21,209 DON'T LEAVE ME. DON'T LEAVE, PLEASE. 1136 01:21:22,210 --> 01:21:24,212 LOVE ME AGAIN. 1137 01:21:33,922 --> 01:21:36,424 I DO. I LOVE YOU. 1138 01:21:36,424 --> 01:21:38,843 I LOVE THIS GUY. 1139 01:21:38,843 --> 01:21:41,762 [ Murmuring, Weeping ] 1140 01:21:47,269 --> 01:21:50,155 [ Man ] BRAVO! I SAY BRAVO! 1141 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:54,492 [ Applause Continues ] BRAVO! BRAVO! 1142 01:22:01,249 --> 01:22:03,534 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1143 01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:07,455 [ Applause Continues ] 1144 01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:11,676 OH, GEE. 1145 01:22:12,711 --> 01:22:14,796 WHAT DO YOU THINK? THAT'S HIM. 1146 01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:18,132 THAT'S HIM, YOU BIG FATHEAD. 1147 01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:25,189 THAT'S-- THAT'S HIM! THAT'S OUR LOVER! 1148 01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:29,310 THAT GUY IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER. 1149 01:22:29,311 --> 01:22:31,563 OOH! 1150 01:22:33,815 --> 01:22:35,733 [ Women Screaming ] 1151 01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:45,960 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1152 01:22:50,832 --> 01:22:54,335 HE'S MINE. HE'S MINE, PLEASE. I LOVE HIM. 1153 01:22:54,336 --> 01:22:57,505 OH, GOD, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HEY! 1154 01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:04,312 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, GIMME A BREAK. I LOVE HIM. 1155 01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:07,982 DON'T YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU? I LOVE THAT MAN. 1156 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,531 [ Applause ] 1157 01:23:38,713 --> 01:23:42,216 - [ Applause Continues ] - [ Shouting, Indistinct ] 1158 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:55,062 [ Applause Continues ] 1159 01:24:09,661 --> 01:24:12,463 [ Whinnies ] 1160 01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:15,383 RUDY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? [ Whinnies ] 1161 01:24:26,344 --> 01:24:28,179 [ Horse Whinnies ] 1162 01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:36,687 - RUDY? - WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1163 01:24:40,692 --> 01:24:43,945 - [ Whinnies ] - HEY, RUDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1164 01:24:43,945 --> 01:24:47,281 HEY, RUDY-- JESUS! 1165 01:24:47,282 --> 01:24:50,585 - [ Rifle Fires ] - [ Yells ] OOH! OOH! 1166 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:52,954 OOH. 1167 01:24:52,954 --> 01:24:55,840 THIS IS FAKE! 1168 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:58,509 THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE. [ Whinnies ] 1169 01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:01,296 STOP THAT MAN! 1170 01:25:01,296 --> 01:25:03,514 READY. 1171 01:25:07,802 --> 01:25:10,187 [ Clamoring ] [ Man ] GET OUT OF THE WAY! 1172 01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:12,723 SHOOT! 1173 01:25:15,226 --> 01:25:17,728 [ Wind Whistling ] 1174 01:25:20,231 --> 01:25:22,733 [ Whistle Blowing ] 1175 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:47,842 [ Wolf Whistle ] 1176 01:25:50,345 --> 01:25:52,847 [ Mouthing Words ] 1177 01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:09,497 [ Whistle Blowing ] 1178 01:26:16,871 --> 01:26:19,373 [ Falsetto ] OH, BOY! LOOK AT THOSE GAMS. 1179 01:26:19,374 --> 01:26:21,376 WHAT YOU DOIN' TONIGHT, HONEY? 1180 01:26:21,376 --> 01:26:23,878 MAYBE WE COULD MEET LATER FOR A LITTLE SNACK. 1181 01:27:52,884 --> 01:27:58,556 [ Man ] ♪ AIN'T IT KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1182 01:27:58,556 --> 01:28:04,562 ♪ AIN'T IT KIND OF FUN ♪ 1183 01:28:04,562 --> 01:28:07,565 ♪ AIN'T IT KIND OF CHILLING ♪ 1184 01:28:07,565 --> 01:28:10,568 ♪ WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THRILLING HIM ♪ 1185 01:28:10,568 --> 01:28:13,070 ♪ AND HE IS FILLING YOU ♪ 1186 01:28:13,071 --> 01:28:15,573 ♪ WITH ALL THE DREAMS ♪ 1187 01:28:15,573 --> 01:28:19,577 ♪ THAT YOU HAD EVER HOPED ♪ 1188 01:28:19,577 --> 01:28:22,079 ♪ WOULD COME TRUE ♪ 1189 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:25,583 ♪ BOO, BOO, BOO, BOO ♪ 1190 01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:31,589 ♪ AIN'T IT KIND OF MARVELOUS ♪ 1191 01:28:31,589 --> 01:28:37,011 ♪ AW, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S SWELL ♪ 1192 01:28:37,011 --> 01:28:40,014 ♪ WHEN YOU FIND THE PERFECT LOVER ♪ 1193 01:28:40,014 --> 01:28:43,017 ♪ WHO ADORES YOU SO MUCH MORE ♪ 1194 01:28:43,017 --> 01:28:46,020 ♪ THAN ANY OTHER MAN YOU WANTED ♪ 1195 01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:48,522 ♪ AND IT'S TRUE ♪ 1196 01:28:48,523 --> 01:28:51,526 ♪ IT'S NOT A DREAM AT ALL ♪ 1197 01:28:51,526 --> 01:28:55,029 ♪ THE ONLY THING HE WANTS ♪ 1198 01:28:55,029 --> 01:28:58,532 ♪ IS YOU ♪ 91857