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Don't use your spoon. You're not a baby.
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What is that?
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Tony, what's that?
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Vietnamese stew.
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Just great...
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Smells good.
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- Viethamese stew?
- Yes.
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Tony made it.
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What makes it viethamese?
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Pseudo-vietnamese.
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Okay...
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Seriously? That's my bowl!
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This is mine! That is yours!
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Pleasel
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watch my laptop.
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Thank you.
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Like a bunch of three year olds.
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Really?
You're saving the computer?
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I'm saving my computer
from your soup. Of course.
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What have we done
to deserve this?
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Since Nina's apparently not showing,
we can go, right?
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Would you like to say
how you feel about it?
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No.
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That's typical.
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You could've said, "how nice
that everything turned out okay".
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It's just great. Nina doesn't smoke weed
anymore, she's going to school.
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She's completely changed.
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I'll be right back.
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Yes, that's true.
That is good news.
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Why didn't you say anything then?
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You sit around for 20 minutes, playing with
this talky mouse and then... nada.
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Absolutely.
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My mistake.
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She'll just be dramatic.
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No bad energy.
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What's going on here?
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Nothing,
what's going on here for you?
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Well, that...
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Is this some kind of joke?
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Nina called me a couple of days ago
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and we decided
that this is the best place to...
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You let him hold the mouse
for 20 minutes,
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without telling us,
that our daughter is... what?
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Maybe you'd like to explain
the situation from your point of view?
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I converted to islam.
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Alhamdulillah.
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Aha.
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What do you mean, "ah-ha?"
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Our 16 year-old daughter tells us,
she's converted to islam,
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starts dressing up like a bat and
the only thing you have to say is "ah-ha?"
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You see?
I told you straight away.
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So...
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Yes...
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What do you have to do?
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- You can do it all online.
- Online?
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- You converted to islam online?
- Yes.
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You just need to say one sentence
and have two witnesses.
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- What kind of sentence?
- What kind of witnesses?
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Aschhadu an laa ilaha illa'llah
wa aschhadu Anna muhammadan rasulu'llah.
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There is no god except for Allah and
Mohammed is his prophet and messenger.
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At least she's learning arabic...
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I would suggest that you all
get a change of perspective.
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Let's change places and have the discussion
from the other's perspective.
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You take your mother's perspective...
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Then take that thing off!
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Not happening.
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You can't be me with that thing on.
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I'm not supposed to be you,
just to speak from your point of view.
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Correct.
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You take her father's point of view,
so that of your ex-husband.
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This should be good.
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This is completely crazy.
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I raised you my entire life
to be a feminist...
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- We.
- Yes. We.
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Ti...
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There's a hidden camera somewhere...
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I suggest, that you see this all
as her testing boundaries.
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- Some kids turn to drugs...
- That's why we're here.
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I could get the drugs and skipping school.
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But to freely choose
religious subjugation
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and to let someone else dictate,
what you wear, what you eat...
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As a kid, I had to eat fruits and veg
five times a day.
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I always said that
that was nonsense.
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What exactly do you find so bad
about this situation?
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- We consider religion...
- To be nonsense.
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Oh, well.
Our session is up, I'm afraid.
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I would like to suggest
another appointment for next week...
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Nol!
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Can't you just convert to catholicism?
That'd be bad enough.
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And how will that help?
No one will notice.
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Nina, that get up is really backwards.
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I mean there are plenty
of muslims who don't wear it.
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But I do.
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You wouldn't have taken my religion
seriously without a hijab and abaya.
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Am I right?
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Should we bring something over tonight?
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No.
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It's fine.
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Can you let me out here?
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- Why?
- T'll come over in a bit.
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Why? Where are you going?
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But please,
don't come over tonight wearing...
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That!
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- Are you ashamed of me?
- No.
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I am just asking you not to.
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As a birthday gift.
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I should disavow myself
as your birthday present? Seriously?
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Nina, that isn't you.
That's just some ideological bullshit.
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Yeah, yeah! I'm going!
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Can't you see
that someone is getting out?
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Mom, don't get so upset.
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You'll get used to it.
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Inshallah
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Tony?
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Tony?
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You've reached Tony,
here comes the tone.
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Why aren't you answering?
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And don't forget
to bring the mousse au chocolat.
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Tony: T'll be there soon.
With a surprise. I love you.
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Super, that you love me.
Just great!
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But where are you?
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As-salam-alaikum/!
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Many of you have been curious,
how I've been since I converted to islam.
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If you have any questions,
just leave a comment. I'll gladly answer.
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I've been wearing the nigab
for about 2 months and I am very happy.
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Even if the infidels don't like it,
I don't care,
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because I don't like them either
and we just don't get each other.
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- Why aren't you answering?
- Hello, mom! Did you call?
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Klara, it's you! No, I have...
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What? Oh, come on... who cares.
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What's happening here?
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Klara!
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- Is everything okay with you?
- Yes.
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Do we need to announce it today?
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What do you mean, "announce?
I'm 6 months pregnant.
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It's her birthday.
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I never understood,
why we always celebrate that together.
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Because we are family.
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I am certainly not
"family" with your ex-wife.
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Imagine that we weren't together anymore
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and I told you on your birthday,
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that I am having a baby
with someone else.
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You wouldn't like that either.
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No.
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I'm sorry, can you speak up?
I didn't quite follow that.
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Who should sit next to dad's woman?
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I don't care.
Just don't put her too close to me.
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Happy birthday!
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You're the birthday girl?
Yes, I am.
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I am very happy.
Thank you, that I am here.
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Happy birthday!
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- Did she write back?
- No, I just texted you.
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Why don't you ever answer me?
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Thanks.
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Give me that.
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That is Matthias.
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Elke is the woman I've always wanted,
I just wanted to tell you all that.
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- Perfect.
- Great.
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You're welcome.
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Where is our shelf?
Isn't having it so open a bit unpractical?
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- No, it's great having it open.
- Where's the old one?
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- Don't even think about it!
- It's at Helga's.
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That was my mother's.
You can't just give it to Helga.
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Darling?
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He's so sweet, you know?
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We ate a fish together in trieste,
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and then he pulled out
all the bones for me...
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- Where did you find him?
- "Like me."
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What?
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Online.
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It's this online meet-up thing.
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- And how come you know it?
- Klara showed me last week.
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Did klara do something with her eyes?
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- Didn't I tell you about that?
- No.
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With the money we gave her
for the trip to Vietnam.
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Well, at least you can see it.
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Others get an expensive
vulvar lip reduction.
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Which you then never see.
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That's true. You're right.
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Why are you leaving your shoes outside?
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That's how we do it.
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Okay, listen up.
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You asked for an iPad...
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I thought, maybe you don't have to wait
until your birthday.
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All you have to do
is taking those rags off.
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Mummy.
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No.
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Happy birthday.
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Alhamdulillah.
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You can sit across from each other,
t even made those table cards.
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Allah the merciful sent me here.
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Nina, you aren't sitting there.
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Yes, Nina converted to islam.
Online.
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You can really do it, I googled it.
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You're insane!
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You're racist!
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Is that serious or in jest?
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She has her phases,
but they always seem to pass.
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Last year it was rabbit ears,
this year it's barbapapa. Right, Nina?
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My name is how Fatima.
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Just like prophet Mohammed's
favorite daughter.
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I wanted to be a nun at your age.
Believing in something gives you strength.
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- Yeah, well.
- What do you mean "yeah, well?"
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You are such a psycho.
Can't you just be normal?
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Not everyone is as narrow-minded
as you are!
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Maybe she fell in love,
and he's Muslim and that's why?
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Yeah, maybe.
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You all think you're so feminist!
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But you cannot fathom that maybe
I'm just doing this for myself?
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Well, I think it's important
that you believe in something!
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Fatima.
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The Nazis also believed in "something."
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If your belief makes you think
women need to cover their hair and body,
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to prevent men from having
impure thoughts,
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then that's pretty suboptimal
for the 21st century.
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Absolutely.
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I think it's hilarious that no one thinks
that women ever have impure thoughts.
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Then you should really hide
your six packs and behinds.
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Right, that is funny.
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I am Matthias, by the way,
I am not allowed to extend my hand, right?
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Better if you don't.
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- How's everything at college?
- Good.
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- What are you studying?
- Law.
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Stop eating the salad!
It's only a side!
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You don't have a drink yet.
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I don't feel right about drinking now.
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She's 16, they have their crazy ideas.
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They put on bunny ears
or drink themselves in a coma.
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That I get, but finding religion
as a form of rebellion?
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She leaves her shoes outsidel
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why didn't you adopt a second child,
instead of producing this complete idiot?
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She'll be normal again soon.
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I am just tired of her
always having to stand out!
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- I made her favorite roast.
- Yes, sure.
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There is mousse au chocolat
for you afterwards.
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Look, Wanda, till and I
brought a surprise guest.
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He was dying to come.
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I didn't want to come,
I just wanted cake.
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- Cake?
- Are we having it now?
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It's not my fault.
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Mom says
a birthday without cake is sad.
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Happy birthday by the way.
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You were to bring mousse au chocolat!
I am going to flip out.
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You're getting a cake for your birthday.
What's the problem?
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The problem is that your ex-wife
refuses to accept boundaries
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and you always cave in to her.
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And that mousse au chocolat
is klara's favorite dessert
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and that we don't have that now,
because Helga thinks I need cake.
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That is the problem.
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And why are we having
klara's favorite dessert for your birthday?
251
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,657
Is Nina dressed up as a ghost?
252
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,083
Yes.
253
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,083
Okay, got it.
254
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,581
Come here.
255
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,869
She just wants to get a rise out of you.
256
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,865
Why didn't you call?
257
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,203
Well, franzi?
258
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,453
You know that from home.
259
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,495
Allah wants me to learn
the meaning of true freedom.
260
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:24,164
That freedom doesn't take place
on the surface but in our personalities.
261
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,614
You are great, how you are,
and it doesn't matter how you look.
262
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,947
My clothes are no longer
about brands and stuff.
263
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,870
I no longer wish to be an instrument
of capitalism.
264
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,582
- I think it's great.
- I want to be accepted, how I am.
265
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,700
I feel protected by Allah,
the all merciful.
266
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,495
"Woman is a Pearl, that we must protect.”
267
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,581
I read that somewhere. Beautiful.
268
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,369
Where can you read that?
269
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:50,493
Someone posted it,
but clothing is a type of protection.
270
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:54,288
Men also wear motorcycle helmets
as a form of protection...
271
00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,032
How can you stand that?
272
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:58,772
As long as he's good in the sack,
he can say whatever he wants.
273
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,949
Astaghfirullah, what is that?
274
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:05,072
That is your favorite dish,
if my information is correct.
275
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,866
- Nina, please!
- My name is Fatima.
276
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:11,450
Until yesterday, you were Nina
and ate everything.
277
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:15,906
Yeah so? Should we throw the roast away
in the name of Allah?
278
00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:19,204
No, I am vegetarian.
I don't eat anything with eyes.
279
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,994
Then give it to me.
280
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,365
So no animals with eyes.
281
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,498
Is that haram?
282
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,123
What's with gummy bears?
283
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:40,079
You shouldn't eat those,
if you don't want to go to hell.
284
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,948
Do I want to go to hell?
285
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,824
It doesn't matter, if you want to,
there is no such thing as hell.
286
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,242
Really? Congrats!
287
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:57,038
- For "hot nights"?
- Yes, that's totally great. Look.
288
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,327
Let me see.
289
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,619
- Let's add a beard.
- Or horns.
290
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,041
It's a nice gimmick.
It feels so good.
291
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,957
- Here you go.
- I don't drink alcohol.
292
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,032
- Just to toast.
- No.
293
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,908
Six months ago, I picked her up in flex
totally hammered,
294
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:20,705
and she told me that I was
so old fashioned, for getting so upset,
295
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,949
and then she puked in my car.
296
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,494
Then you can be happy,
that I no longer drink.
297
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:28,199
But now you'd have a rag with you
to wipe up your mess.
298
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,123
What a bunch of crap.
299
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:31,833
Here you go.
300
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:33,998
Me too, non-alcoholic.
301
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,286
We came by car. Sissy is driving.
302
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,623
And a kiddie champagne.
303
00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:45,953
Dude, at home I always get the real stuff.
304
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,033
You are as home here as you are at home.
305
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,328
We are all one family.
306
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:59,781
How grand that you were born,
how we would have missed you so.
307
00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:05,662
How great that we're together,
we wish you the very best, birthday girl.
308
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,240
Thank you!
309
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,240
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
310
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,832
- To youl!
- Cheers, cheers, cheers!
311
00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,243
Franzi!
312
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:16,868
Seriously?
313
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,241
I thought there would be
mousse au chocolat.
314
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,832
- Me too.
- That's so typical.
315
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,789
Can you explain that to her?
316
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:28,075
There are gummy bears on it.
317
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,414
We are all going to hell.
318
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,578
We're going to take off soon.
319
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,831
- Are you coming?
- Absolutely.
320
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,163
Absolutely!
321
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:05,948
Tony?
322
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:08,914
Till, can you give me a hand?
323
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,498
Dude, that's what I am doing.
324
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,240
Thanks, dude!
325
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:16,078
You can take it off now, right?
326
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,490
What?
327
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,913
I cannot take it off
when men are in the room.
328
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,873
Seriously?
329
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,448
For my sake you can take it off.
330
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:30,030
Take off those goddamn rags!
It's ridiculous!
331
00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:32,999
Stop! Enough!
There is a solution for everything!
332
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,865
Do not get involved!
333
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,163
Nina?
334
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:39,954
Keep it on. It looks great.
335
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,449
May Allah Grant you reason.
336
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,958
That was the best birthday ever.
337
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,083
Really?
338
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,123
Maybe I should read her diary.
339
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,875
Yeah, that turned out really well.
340
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,582
I need to do something.
341
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,539
Relax.
342
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:24,289
I want to go to mom!
343
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:28,036
Dude, that was obvious!
344
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,867
Excellent, franzi.
Timing is everything.
345
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:38,370
How grand that you were born,
how we would have missed you so.
346
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,536
Thank you, very nice.
347
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:43,784
Thank you, for the cake as well.
Great idea!
348
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,493
Don't mention it.
349
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:50,039
And if you ever want to talk
about Nina, then give me a call.
350
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:55,782
De-radicalisation
351
00:21:57,042 --> 00:22:00,830
yeah, till texted me about it.
He was really worried about it.
352
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:05,622
We should all calm down a bit
and take care of what we can.
353
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,160
Good night!
354
00:22:07,417 --> 00:22:09,783
Sorry, I didn't want to get involved.
355
00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:12,203
We recently had this workshop.
356
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:14,949
There were several at my school
who converted.
357
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,159
That's not as big of a deal
as you might think.
358
00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:21,499
I cannot eat gummy bears anymore, dad.
359
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,164
Yeah, they'll rot your teeth.
360
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:27,033
And I'll go to hell!
Because of haram.
361
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,990
- Ciao.
- Kisses.
362
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,286
- Ciao.
- Kisses!
363
00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:34,828
- Bye-bye.
- Ciao!
364
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:38,200
Ciao, ciao! Bye, everyone.
Bye. Adios.
365
00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:40,581
Ciao, ciao, ciao!
366
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:51,155
You like it more
when I zigzag or as a serpent?
367
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,957
I can do the hamster.
368
00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,036
Can't you hear that?
369
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:01,536
The retard locked herself in the bath.
370
00:23:01,792 --> 00:23:03,657
Till, retard is not a foul name!
371
00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:06,078
Dude, do something. Please!
372
00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:08,203
What a bunch of crap here!
373
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,118
Nina?
374
00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,912
What's going on in there?
Are you not feeling well?
375
00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:27,999
- Are you alone?
- Yes.
376
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,615
Can't you all leave me alone?
377
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:37,072
It's almost time for prayer,
I don't have time for your shit!
378
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:41,200
And you can only do that
with your teeth brushed?
379
00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:47,075
No, but you have to ritually
cleanse yourself before the prayer.
380
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,618
Wudu.
381
00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:52,664
Wudu.
382
00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:14,040
- I have to go.
- Can I come with?
383
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,870
- Aren't you taking the bike?
- It's probably haram.
384
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:22,322
Yes, it is!
I just read about it in a forum.
385
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:31,743
Great.
386
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:52,913
Nina?
387
00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:54,167
Nina?
388
00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:55,740
What is it?
389
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,706
That won't be well received at school.
390
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,160
Assam aleykum.
391
00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:07,330
- "Wa-aleykum as-salam” you mean.
- Don't try to missionize me!
392
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:11,663
You are always doing that! With klara
you always spoke vietnamese,
393
00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:14,249
although she didn't want to learn it.
394
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,822
- Klara is viethamese!
- Klara is Austrian!
395
00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:21,249
But klara is from there
and everyone sees it.
396
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,582
And I am a Muslim
and everyone sees it.
397
00:25:30,917 --> 00:25:32,327
As-salamu alaykum, sister.
398
00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:35,911
For four weeks now?
399
00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:38,032
Why don't you call?
400
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:42,576
We get a letter from school
for every little thing, but not for this?
401
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:47,073
I didn't think that you didn't know
that your daughter is wearing a headscarf.
402
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,039
Everyone here knows that.
403
00:25:49,292 --> 00:25:51,578
Mr. principal, sir!
Quiet please!
404
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,282
In a second!
405
00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:56,494
Come on, it's a great thing!
406
00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:57,865
What is?
407
00:25:58,292 --> 00:26:01,079
Excuse me,
it is a political statement!
408
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:03,581
What are you talking about?
409
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:07,951
You know that right wing idiots
tore off a girl's headscarf?
410
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:11,371
The show of solidarity by
female teachers and students?
411
00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:16,949
Why didn't the male teachers and students
wear a scarf?
412
00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,744
Yeah, that would have been funny.
413
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,412
But way too complex,
no one would have understood it.
414
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:24,666
It's absurd!
The guys run around like normal
415
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,249
while the girls have to
cover themselves up.
416
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:30,620
If you want to prohibit your daughter
from wearing a scarf, you are welcome to.
417
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:35,286
I think, as long as no one becomes a radical
you should be able to wear what you want.
418
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:38,415
Hey, baseball caps in the lockers!
419
00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:39,326
Dude!
420
00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:40,914
Dude!
421
00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,414
And you.
422
00:26:44,042 --> 00:26:45,327
Keep your head up!
423
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:48,655
About time we went out
and had a drink again.
424
00:26:49,792 --> 00:26:51,282
Let's do that!
425
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:54,664
Heater's up and running, boss.
426
00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,823
- Great.
- Thanks.
427
00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:01,411
There's a solution for everything.
428
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,539
Bans are not one.
429
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,368
So ladies and gentlemen!
430
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,661
Not in our school
431
00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:11,283
good morning, Mr. principal.
432
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,870
What's the matter?
Is everything okay?
433
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:35,744
Could be better.
434
00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:38,369
Okay. Thanks.
435
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,082
- Are you into wudu?
- Voodoo?
436
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,369
- Not "voodoo," "wudu."
- Voodoo?
437
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,786
- No, wudu.
- That shaman thing?
438
00:27:53,042 --> 00:27:55,408
It's the cleansing before prayer.
Aren't you Muslim?
439
00:27:55,667 --> 00:27:58,329
I am an alevi,
we do not have to cleanse ourselves.
440
00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:01,706
Then who performs wudu?
441
00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:05,412
Not a clue,
sunnis, shias, wahhabis...
442
00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,282
I don't really know.
443
00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:09,578
They have seven million rules
for everything.
444
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:11,768
The more radical they are,
the more rules they have.
445
00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:14,283
Depending on
the religious crazy.
446
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,581
Why?
447
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,206
- Nina converted.
- What?
448
00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:24,371
With wudu, headscarf, dress.
Everything.
449
00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:26,623
That's just... wow! And why?
450
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,992
Don't know.
For solidarity, or...
451
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,292
Coolness.
452
00:28:31,542 --> 00:28:34,284
Yeah, I know.
Islam is totally in.
453
00:28:34,542 --> 00:28:37,659
The further things move to the right,
the cooler islam becomes.
454
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:41,830
The youth have no clue about islam,
but know everything that's haram.
455
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:45,621
"Brother, smoking is haram,
drinking is haram."
456
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,912
"iPhone is haram,
going out is haram."
457
00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:51,665
Just make sure
she doesn't become radicalized.
458
00:28:52,917 --> 00:28:55,875
Pretty funny. I didn't even notice
that she converted.
459
00:28:56,125 --> 00:29:02,826
Islamism right wing radicalism
460
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:13,032
Excuse me, ma'am.
461
00:29:14,292 --> 00:29:17,125
I am very sorry. Excuse me.
462
00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:24,453
- First time here?
- Yes.
463
00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:28,495
- Son or daughter?
- Daughter.
464
00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:31,453
I have a daughter, too.
465
00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:35,155
Nothing but problems.
Is your daughter already married?
466
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,289
No.
467
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,748
She's only 16!
468
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,457
Same as mine, also 16!
469
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,707
Bye, see you next time.
470
00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:54,328
What's wrong with you?
Give him your hand!
471
00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,949
- What is your goddamn problem?
- It's okay.
472
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,824
- Where are you going?
- To see you. - You need an appointment.
473
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,036
But it's an emergency.
474
00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:04,914
Nina. Nina rath.
475
00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:07,369
With "th."
476
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:09,707
- Age?
- 16.
477
00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:13,576
Look, it's common for them
to explore themselves in puberty.
478
00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:15,539
Very few are ever radicalized.
479
00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:17,748
I find it all quite radical.
480
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,743
She's wearing a veil. She no longer
listens to music because it's haram.
481
00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:26,038
There's a watering can next to the toilet
because toilet paper is haram.
482
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:29,034
She has an app telling her what's halal.
483
00:30:29,542 --> 00:30:32,158
And yet: She's not going to end up
in Syria overnight.
484
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,494
Marriage is more likely.
485
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:37,998
Oh god, that's worse.
486
00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:41,788
Look, no one really knows
what's going through a 16 year-old's head.
487
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,748
The girl from before for example:
488
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,537
She was a devout catholic,
he is Muslim.
489
00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:50,284
The salafists married her in the mosque
so they could have sex.
490
00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:54,285
And then they kept going to the mosque,
as a sign of gratitude, so to speak.
491
00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:58,040
We are not devout catholics.
492
00:30:58,292 --> 00:31:01,910
We aren't religious either.
We are none of the above.
493
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,115
We're actually...
494
00:31:04,917 --> 00:31:05,917
Great.
495
00:31:06,792 --> 00:31:08,248
Yes, great. Wonderful.
496
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,866
Look, this one here.
497
00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:13,282
She's put together some bombs.
498
00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:17,072
Now she's a part of the bomb squad
for the armed forces.
499
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:18,823
The armed forces?
500
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:21,790
What's important is
that you all speak to each other.
501
00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:24,909
Laugh together, eat together.
502
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:29,072
And if the kids don't want
to eat something, because it's haram,
503
00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:32,040
then buy halal.
It's all the same.
504
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,990
Tt is not all the same.
505
00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:38,454
It is not the same.
I don't want any part of this.
506
00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:42,371
I don't want to buy halal.
I won't do it.
507
00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:57,498
Sorry.
508
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,365
Can I help?
509
00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:09,245
Yes, I am looking for something halal.
510
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,741
Everything is halal here,
that's the whole point.
511
00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:14,282
Everything's halal,
except for what's haram.
512
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,790
Some things are makruh,
that's something in between.
513
00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:18,581
Better not to do that too.
514
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:21,700
Here you're on the safe side.
Everything is certified.
515
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:24,164
Like organic products. Okay?
516
00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:26,208
Okay!
517
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,202
Hello!
518
00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:35,868
Hello.
519
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,456
Did you also convert?
520
00:32:46,917 --> 00:32:48,157
I spoke to an expert.
521
00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:50,829
You should reach out to the youth
wherever they are.
522
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:54,822
Laugh, talk and eat together with them.
523
00:32:56,167 --> 00:32:59,330
That's the thing
they want to do the most with us.
524
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,824
Do you need to do that
at the kitchen table?
525
00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:05,368
Yes, no, I...
526
00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:07,991
We stopped eating together,
527
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:10,491
because it didn't work,
if you remember.
528
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:12,789
Yes...
529
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:14,327
And that was wrong.
530
00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:16,494
Oh, okay. Yeah, okay.
531
00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,115
Fine then.
532
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,536
Are you making jellyfish there?
533
00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:26,990
Yes. Jellyfish.
534
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,490
Great.
535
00:33:34,917 --> 00:33:37,158
You can't smoke weed here, till.
536
00:33:38,042 --> 00:33:39,498
Can you raise Nina instead of me?
537
00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:40,875
Food's almost ready.
538
00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:43,199
- Perhaps you'd like to come in.
- Is that an order?
539
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:45,119
- A request!
- Great.
540
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:49,040
An invocation while staring in the mirror.
541
00:33:49,292 --> 00:33:51,999
"Save my face from the fires of hell."
542
00:33:53,042 --> 00:33:55,249
What can go wrong there?
543
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,365
- Nina?
- Wallah, no idea.
544
00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:58,952
Nina?
545
00:33:59,917 --> 00:34:02,158
Fatima! She's never going to remember.
546
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,789
We're eating together tonight.
547
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:09,744
- Why?
- Wow.
548
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,956
Where did you get all of that?
549
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,786
From the mosque.
550
00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:25,288
There's this really cool flea market,
nothing's for sale just in exchange.
551
00:34:25,542 --> 00:34:28,864
If you don't have any money,
you just take what you need.
552
00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,206
You are welcome to eat here, Miriam.
553
00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:39,458
Wonderful, thanks...
554
00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:41,949
Her name is Maryam
and she needs to go home.
555
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:44,286
I bought everything halal.
556
00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:48,123
Allah will reward you.
557
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:50,615
Thrilled to hear it.
558
00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:57,454
I would like to understand
the headscarf and what not.
559
00:34:57,708 --> 00:35:00,495
Then Google it.
And leave us alone.
560
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,365
It will be over later.
561
00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:05,742
I don't know what it's like in islam,
but in our world it's like this:
562
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,958
Either you come over right now,
or I'm turning off your Internet.
563
00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:10,664
Got it?
564
00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:14,040
Wallah, I would really like to move out.
565
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:15,875
Seriously.
566
00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:20,198
Is that the appetizer?
567
00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:23,493
Ae SARS sgegesss fo eee
568
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,162
- main course.
- Main course.
569
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:30,116
Look. Halal gummy bears.
570
00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:40,829
Yes, good for you. It's all halal.
571
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,996
What did they say about your
headscarf at school?
572
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:50,118
They all make stupid comments, etc.
To be expected. The infidels.
573
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:52,582
Allah the merciful will forgive them.
574
00:36:00,542 --> 00:36:01,542
What's that?
575
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:03,448
Okra.
576
00:36:05,417 --> 00:36:07,703
That's haram. Completely haram.
577
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,640
By the way, today your principal said...
578
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:15,992
Why do you go see the principal
for every little thing?
579
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,741
Sorry, but that is totally normal.
580
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,707
No, it isn't.
No one does such a thing.
581
00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:24,870
I am 16 and there's a freedom of religion.
582
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:27,289
What? You have no idea
what I want to say.
583
00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:29,578
That she should take off
the robe or something.
584
00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:33,121
It's not that hard to figure out.
May I be excused?
585
00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:35,539
A = = == _- ea sass
586
00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:36,952
hello everyone!
587
00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:39,449
Hello. Do you want to eat with us?
588
00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,494
No thank you, I am about to leave.
589
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,832
- Okay.
- You didn't miss anything.
590
00:36:44,292 --> 00:36:46,578
Are you going to turn off her Internet?
591
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,697
Why can't we just eat together in peace?
592
00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:54,956
Or are you anorexic now as well?
593
00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:58,746
Stop being so paranoid
and leave me alone!
594
00:36:59,542 --> 00:37:02,579
I am your mother,
I will never leave you alone!
595
00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:05,536
Did I really say that?
596
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:21,156
I started off with the present today.
I think, it'll be all good.
597
00:37:21,417 --> 00:37:22,577
What kind of present?
598
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:24,910
For Harald and sissy.
599
00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:29,035
That's totally getting on my nerves.
And now the church too!
600
00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:32,534
But you aren't going to make
a huge deal out of that too, are you?
601
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,407
Sissy is catholic.
602
00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:36,749
I'm not going to make a big deal.
603
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:43,994
In the name of Allah: Oh thank you,
that I may use this bath.
604
00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:49,539
In the name of Allah...
605
00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:52,748
Will you need much longer?
606
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:56,822
- No, come in.
- I cannot be in a bathroom with men.
607
00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:59,285
Tony ...?
608
00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:05,243
Now I touched you, sorry!
Is that okay? Or not?
609
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:08,123
Get out!
610
00:38:10,875 --> 00:38:14,367
Wudu is beauty and cleanliness.
611
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:17,659
You have to say "bismillahi-r.”
612
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:21,041
What does "bismillahi-r" mean?
"Tn the name of Allah.”
613
00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:23,499
First your hands.
614
00:38:24,417 --> 00:38:28,865
Wash your hands. Wash them well,
wash them well, wash them well...
615
00:38:29,292 --> 00:38:30,998
You don't always need to...
616
00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:32,490
Is he being serious?
617
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:36,789
It's just some instruction. I got it
online. There are thousands of them.
618
00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:40,955
And the women are always
standing invisible in the background?
619
00:38:41,542 --> 00:38:44,500
Dude, no one cares
about the picture.
620
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:47,867
It really doesn't matter.
Give me my cell.
621
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:51,036
No, it does matter, Nina.
622
00:38:51,292 --> 00:38:54,329
It really does matter,
that is the problem.
623
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,039
That's what it's all about.
624
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,704
So and now come over bere...
625
00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,038
You are the problem!
626
00:39:00,292 --> 00:39:02,374
You're making a big deal
out of everything!
627
00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:05,788
That's exactly what Tony just said!
628
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:10,492
- I forgot someth...
- Have you lost your mind?
629
00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:13,078
You can't just come in here.
630
00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:15,494
My purification is now voided.
631
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,742
It's water.
What can be voided about that?
632
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,913
That's just how it is.
Could you please accept this?
633
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,740
Not so easy.
634
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,456
Listen to me.
635
00:39:27,958 --> 00:39:30,415
You can pray here
and have your faith,
636
00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:33,033
but this is our shared bathroom.
637
00:39:33,292 --> 00:39:36,204
I built this furniture
and we are not living in Saudi Arabia!
638
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:39,780
If you wish to move there
when you turn 18, fine...
639
00:39:40,042 --> 00:39:42,875
- No, she cannot!
- Yes, I can, because I'll be 18.
640
00:39:43,417 --> 00:39:45,658
Do you really think, she'd do it?
641
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:49,409
We'll watch a documentary next week
and that will be that.
642
00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:50,667
Hopefully!
643
00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:53,992
As long as you live in our apartment,
644
00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:58,789
stop being a pain in the arse!
Okay? Thanks.
645
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,910
Left head...
646
00:40:01,167 --> 00:40:02,907
Can't you say something?
647
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:06,000
What should I say?
He's completely right.
648
00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:09,325
He's not even my dad
and he's talking to me like that.
649
00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:13,332
Now we are,
with the steps now complete,
650
00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:15,824
but we need to say something.
651
00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:18,574
Super! Awesome! Thanks!
652
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,494
Now I have to start over!
653
00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,703
Do you have a boyfriend?
654
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,581
No.
655
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,490
Nina!
656
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,788
Why can't we talk to each other normally?
657
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:11,495
I can yell at you all I want.
I am your mother!
658
00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:13,741
You don't have a clue about life!
Bye.
659
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,490
Maryam, stay here!
660
00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:18,990
Just like my mom.
661
00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:39,037
- Let me tell you something!
- No, I'll tell you something!
662
00:41:39,292 --> 00:41:41,101
I don't want your daughter
having any contact with mine!
663
00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:43,045
I don't want my daughter
having contact to yours!
664
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:45,582
I refuse to allow Nina
driving Maryam back to the middle ages!
665
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:48,575
Putting on a scarf,
just because a Muslim was spit on.
666
00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:50,698
Nonsense!
They shouldn't have done that!
667
00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:54,496
They should have helped her
take it off, instead of putting one on!
668
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:58,368
It's all fun for your daughter.
For mine it's a catastrophe.
669
00:41:58,625 --> 00:42:02,493
She should be studying and not
ruining her future. We are in Vienna!
670
00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:06,197
You are the muslims!
For you, headscarves are normal!
671
00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:08,414
It's not normal
it's anti-feminist!
672
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:09,702
That's it exactly!
673
00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:11,698
Yes! What a bunch of nonsense!
674
00:42:11,958 --> 00:42:16,156
She doesn't want to be out alone.
So she's getting my daughter involved.
675
00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:17,827
They don't want to swim anymore.
676
00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:21,826
What's next? Getting married
and dropping out of school?
677
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,990
Nina loves swimming!
678
00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:31,497
I've finished here.
679
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:35,072
Bring your daughter to her senses.
No contact. Is that clear?
680
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:37,949
None! Until this is solved!
681
00:42:38,417 --> 00:42:39,953
Yes, that's okay...
682
00:42:40,208 --> 00:42:42,574
- Hello, doctor.
- Hello.
683
00:42:42,833 --> 00:42:46,872
You'll feel a little prick,
when you awake, it'll all be over.
684
00:42:47,125 --> 00:42:49,537
Excuse me, may I ask you something?
685
00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:51,248
Yes, of course, Mrs...
686
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:52,990
Petrovic.
687
00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:56,322
You'll be operating on me, correct?
688
00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:58,539
I'm just asking preventively,
689
00:42:58,792 --> 00:43:02,580
because you read so much
about the muhammadan.
690
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:06,785
Mrs. Petrovic, Dr. sarwad
is a senior doctor just like me.
691
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:10,705
Our schedule determines who operates,
not religious affiliation
692
00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:13,415
or appearance, or anything else.
693
00:43:13,667 --> 00:43:15,453
Yes, I was just wondering.
694
00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:18,748
I can't believe it...
695
00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:21,164
It's okay. She's just scared.
696
00:43:21,417 --> 00:43:23,203
Yes, but of the wrong things!
697
00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:27,451
We removed half of her lung
and she smokes 40 cigarettes a day,
698
00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:29,994
and she's afraid of you?
699
00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:39,998
Nina!
700
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:45,074
- What are you doing here?
- Picking you up.
701
00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:47,995
- I thought we'll have a bite to eat.
- We aren't eating.
702
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,956
What do you mean you aren't eating?
703
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:52,164
We're eating after sundown.
704
00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,789
It's ramadan.
705
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:59,199
Okay, then... ramadan.
706
00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:01,664
T am here with the car.
707
00:44:01,917 --> 00:44:03,828
Come on, it's cold.
708
00:44:06,792 --> 00:44:09,704
Your mother says,
she needs you in the bakery.
709
00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,914
So I can't take you with.
710
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,036
I don't care about her.
711
00:44:15,167 --> 00:44:16,452
What did you do?
712
00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:19,996
It's great that you are
sticking up for this girl,
713
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:22,457
but you are going way too far.
714
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:26,200
Not going to swimming practice
is out of the question!
715
00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:27,948
You love swimming!
716
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:31,450
I hate swimming!
I hate it when everyone stares at me.
717
00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:37,531
You loved our vacations
to the nudist beaches in Croatia!
718
00:44:37,792 --> 00:44:40,408
- No, I did not!
- Yes, you did.
719
00:44:40,667 --> 00:44:43,579
You went to a nudist beach?
Really?
720
00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:49,120
You always said, we're generation porn
and everything is ultra-sexualized.
721
00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:51,855
They want to take our clothes off,
we want to put them back on!
722
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,958
You went out and protested that women
should decide about their bodies.
723
00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:58,371
But not for them to cover themselves
just to keep men from getting horny.
724
00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:00,456
Dude, mom, please...
725
00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:04,155
We told our swimming teacher,
"we'll swim, but in a burkini."
726
00:45:04,417 --> 00:45:06,078
She told us it wasn't allowed.
727
00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:10,622
That's all okay, but not a burkini?
Where's the logic in that?
728
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:14,788
Are you only allowed to swim
if everyone can see everything?
729
00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:16,578
Like on "Germany's next top model,"
730
00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:19,415
where everyone has to strip
for them to have a personality?
731
00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:34,745
Something went awry
from topless to whatever that is.
732
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,240
But what?
733
00:45:39,583 --> 00:45:41,369
Do you prefer that one or the green one?
734
00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:44,407
I really don't have a preference.
735
00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:48,581
We've got that from the do-gooders.
736
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:51,575
They should stay away
if they can't intregate.
737
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:54,415
Excuse me?
Where should my daughter stay?
738
00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:56,908
Who's talking about your daughter?
German!
739
00:45:57,167 --> 00:45:58,873
- Excuse me?
- Whatever.
740
00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:03,450
I mean, do you see that?
You know what I mean?
741
00:46:03,708 --> 00:46:06,825
If that happened to a woman from Syria.
What if I were a refugee?
742
00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,165
But you aren't a refugee!
743
00:46:10,458 --> 00:46:12,414
May Allah the merciful
Grant you wisdom.
744
00:46:12,667 --> 00:46:14,248
Yeah, right. As if!
745
00:46:14,792 --> 00:46:16,123
Ti don't believe it!
746
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,207
Pretty strange
that you sell burkinis here.
747
00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:40,325
Yes, but only recently.
Shall I cancel it?
748
00:46:40,875 --> 00:46:42,160
No.
749
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,367
No, I just wanted to say
that I find it odd.
750
00:46:47,042 --> 00:46:49,033
Yes, in a way.
751
00:46:50,042 --> 00:46:52,909
That's what's being bought now,
it's fashionable now.
752
00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:56,785
Fashion? It's a form
of patriarchal oppression.
753
00:46:58,167 --> 00:46:59,167
Okay.
754
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:02,040
Can you do anything
without attracting attention?
755
00:47:02,417 --> 00:47:04,829
I'm attracting attention?
You're attracting attention!
756
00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:08,200
- How much?
- 107.99, please.
757
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:13,115
Thank you. Your change.
758
00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,660
Thanks.
759
00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:16,914
- The receipt is in the bag.
- Super, thanks.
760
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,452
Enjoy.
761
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,785
Thanks.
762
00:47:21,542 --> 00:47:24,534
It's not just about islam.
763
00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:27,955
Without religion, there never would
have been mobs burning witches.
764
00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:32,281
Never would have been a conflict
in the middle east, no 9/11, nothing.
765
00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:40,032
Blessed Mary, mother of god,
pray for our sins...
766
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:45,289
If someone is delusional,
it's called a mental illness.
767
00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:48,158
If a group is delusional,
it's called religion.
768
00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:52,660
And in its name they are permitted
to terrorize others legally.
769
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:56,823
Especially women.
Like here. They locked a woman in a box!
770
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,119
Animals have a soul!
771
00:47:59,792 --> 00:48:02,033
It's a protest against fur, mother.
772
00:48:02,292 --> 00:48:03,828
Do you have two Euros?
773
00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:06,581
Yeah, sure. Here.
774
00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:08,833
Thank you.
775
00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:12,280
During ramadan, you're supposed
to perform one good deed a day.
776
00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:26,030
I wanted to talk to you
about this ramadan.
777
00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:30,201
The girls can't be meant to go all day
without eating and drinking.
778
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:35,157
I thought, we'd team up and I'd take care
of the medical declaration.
779
00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:38,074
We're muslims
and observe ramadan.
780
00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:41,996
I don't want my daughter
wearing a headscarf, that's all.
781
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,707
Okay... but I didn't...
782
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:48,075
I thought you also don't approve.
783
00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:51,530
I've been doing it my entire life
and have never had problems.
784
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Okay.
785
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,822
I'm not sure if it was a good idea
but the girls are swimming again.
786
00:49:00,083 --> 00:49:01,448
I bought them burkinis.
787
00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:04,495
You have an issue with ramadan
but buy burkinis?
788
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,036
You really are surfing the wrong sites.
789
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:10,489
And your daughter too.
She's surfing the most extreme sites.
790
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,572
Come back tomorrow. I'll take you
to the mosque to break the fast.
791
00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:20,658
Nina, do you really want to wear that?
792
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:22,782
I am absolutely certain.
793
00:49:23,042 --> 00:49:25,704
No guys are going to be there,
it's just for girls.
794
00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:27,698
And the lifeguard?
795
00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:30,540
Dude, he's gay.
Everyone knows that.
796
00:49:31,667 --> 00:49:35,740
If we wear that, ayse can come
swimming too. Can you ask?
797
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,115
Human rights, dude.
798
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:40,287
Ayse? You being funny?
She's not allowed to swim.
799
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:45,206
Her father sued the city of Vienna
or the school or the government for it.
800
00:49:45,458 --> 00:49:48,825
Didn't you hear about that?
It was in the paper.
801
00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:52,871
I couldn't care less what was in the paper.
I'm putting it on.
802
00:49:53,417 --> 00:49:55,533
Go ahead. Your call.
803
00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:23,124
What the hell are you doing?
Are you crazy?
804
00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:25,039
Don't tell mom!
805
00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:27,323
What are you talking about?
806
00:50:27,583 --> 00:50:29,790
Yeah, that I eat pork...
807
00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:33,621
She won't bother.
She wasn't the one who converted.
808
00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:38,156
Yeah, but she'll surely make her comments,
that I won't see it through.
809
00:50:38,542 --> 00:50:40,578
But you won't through.
810
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:47,037
Oh Allah, please Grant me
your forgiveness!
811
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:57,866
Come on, it's not that bad.
812
00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:13,118
It's not my fault.
813
00:51:13,417 --> 00:51:15,123
Hey, Nina!
814
00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:24,618
Nina.
815
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:28,116
There is a solution for everything.
816
00:51:50,292 --> 00:51:52,704
Her blood sugar is low,
that's why she's like that.
817
00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:55,791
She's not all there,
that's why she's like that!
818
00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:05,368
Mother and daughter go to the zoo together
and look at the camels.
819
00:52:05,625 --> 00:52:08,867
The daughter says:
"Do camels also get married?"
820
00:52:09,250 --> 00:52:11,491
The mother says: "Only."
821
00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:15,411
I don't get it.
822
00:52:15,792 --> 00:52:18,078
Only camels marry!
823
00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:24,953
You don't have to do everything.
824
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:29,952
A colleague told me today,
that you can buy out of ramadan.
825
00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:32,870
With a donation.
He is also Muslim.
826
00:52:33,208 --> 00:52:35,073
I could do that for you.
827
00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:39,239
Look, mom, ramadan is not about
buying yourself out of it.
828
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:42,867
It's about developing empathy
for the plight of others,
829
00:52:43,125 --> 00:52:46,617
who are so poor,
that they cannot afford food.
830
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:51,457
I mean...
831
00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:55,530
Paradise is just so much better
than life here.
832
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:58,286
You cannot fathom it.
833
00:52:58,542 --> 00:53:01,500
To be granted entry
you must pass a series of tests.
834
00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:05,743
These tests include wearing
a headscarf, fasting
835
00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:08,119
and following all these rules.
836
00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:11,909
I want to pass
and I am going to pass.
837
00:53:15,542 --> 00:53:17,624
I heard a great joke today.
838
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,492
A dark-haired, a brunette
and a blond mother
839
00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:23,411
all have daughters in puberty.
840
00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:26,625
Mom, please.
It's probably some old fogey joke.
841
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,035
It's really a good one.
842
00:53:28,875 --> 00:53:30,581
- It's a good one, isn't it?
- It's great.
843
00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:32,789
My colleague told it to me.
844
00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:37,995
Do we need a headscarf in the mosque?
845
00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:41,822
It's ramadan. Everyone will be wearing one,
but you do not need to.
846
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:45,746
The majority of Muslim women in the world
do not wear one.
847
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:47,744
You just don't notice them.
848
00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:01,040
Women's room is in the back.
Please put your shoes...
849
00:54:01,292 --> 00:54:02,907
I know!
You take care of yourself.
850
00:54:03,167 --> 00:54:04,452
Oh my god!
851
00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:12,328
Welcome, how are you?
852
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:14,289
Good, thank you.
And you are well, too?
853
00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:17,249
Very good, thanks.
What brings you here?
854
00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:23,540
Um, I am here... I...
855
00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:26,083
Ti...
856
00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:28,198
Her daughter converted to islam.
857
00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:31,120
She is curious
and we wanted to look around.
858
00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:33,491
God's will has come to pass.
859
00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:36,366
You raised your daughter well, sister.
860
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:38,831
Praise be to Allah!
861
00:54:40,167 --> 00:54:41,927
We have such a great deal
of respect for you!
862
00:54:42,208 --> 00:54:43,823
Your daughter is above us.
863
00:54:44,083 --> 00:54:47,155
We were born Muslim,
but she decided to convert freely.
864
00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:51,165
Some Rose water
for the mother of the converted?
865
00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,163
Thank you.
866
00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:54,373
- What is your daughter's name?
- Nina.
867
00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:57,125
Nina?
868
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,912
Oh, well.
Now her name is Fatima.
869
00:55:00,167 --> 00:55:01,782
Ah, Fatima.
870
00:55:02,042 --> 00:55:04,158
Fatma, the prophet's favorite daughter.
871
00:55:04,417 --> 00:55:07,534
May Allah's peace and blessings
be upon him.
872
00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:11,037
This is my son.
Introduce yourself.
873
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:16,244
Hi, I am can,
I was born here and I...
874
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,411
Attend the technical institute.
875
00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:19,875
What else?
876
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:23,155
Go ahead and talk.
What else do you do?
877
00:55:23,958 --> 00:55:26,290
I love sports and...
878
00:55:26,542 --> 00:55:28,203
I like going out...
879
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:30,665
And I love musicals.
880
00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:34,160
Musicals, really?
881
00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:35,375
Please, take one.
882
00:55:35,417 --> 00:55:37,533
Take one.
Or are you observing ramadan?
883
00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:40,290
No. I am actually not religious.
884
00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:42,282
Well, you'll come around.
885
00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:47,324
We'll show you around.
We are the committee.
886
00:55:47,583 --> 00:55:48,868
Come.
887
00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:53,039
Right foot first.
888
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:55,866
Just kidding. Please.
889
00:56:02,208 --> 00:56:04,540
Why are we allowed
to be in the male prayer room?
890
00:56:05,667 --> 00:56:09,615
The women aren't allowed
in front of the men. Makes sense, right?
891
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:10,990
Makes sense.
892
00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:16,326
There's a lot going on in the women's room
right now, in the figh class.
893
00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:18,665
You can show her, sister.
894
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,282
Yes, of course.
895
00:56:27,292 --> 00:56:29,578
Sister, what's wrong?
The headscarf?
896
00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:33,331
Hurry up. We are already hungry.
897
00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:42,823
What are you looking at?
898
00:56:52,833 --> 00:56:54,243
"Fikhi"?
899
00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:56,115
Figh.
900
00:56:56,958 --> 00:57:00,075
It's a class
for marriage and raising children.
901
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:04,747
About how a female believer should behave.
What's correct and what is not.
902
00:57:05,667 --> 00:57:07,248
Appropriate name.
903
00:57:25,917 --> 00:57:27,782
Do you get it, sisters?
904
00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:32,825
Next time with headscarf.
905
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:36,491
If a woman menstruates before sundown,
906
00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,786
then the fasting is no longer valid
907
00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:41,749
and it must be repeated after ramadan.
908
00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:45,040
If the menstruation comes
during prayer,
909
00:57:45,292 --> 00:57:49,865
then the prayer is no longer valid
and the woman must cleanse herself.
910
00:57:50,125 --> 00:57:52,616
If she is clean,
then she may hold the noble quran.
911
00:57:53,167 --> 00:57:58,992
If women insert tampons
and touch themselves,
912
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,240
then they are damned.
913
00:58:03,708 --> 00:58:07,280
The holy prophet, may god's
peace and blessings be upon him, says:
914
00:58:07,542 --> 00:58:11,455
A woman who hides the beginning and end
of her menstruation from her husband,
915
00:58:11,708 --> 00:58:13,323
is cursed.
916
00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:17,700
Unnatural intercourse is also
prohibited,
917
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:22,619
during the menstruation takes place,
otherwise the sheitan is there.
918
00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:27,664
And if intercourse takes place between
a man and a man or a woman and a woman,
919
00:58:27,917 --> 00:58:29,453
it is haram.
920
00:58:29,708 --> 00:58:33,496
Because that spreads diseases like
tumors and aids.
921
00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:35,081
But that is a different matter.
922
00:58:35,708 --> 00:58:37,824
Today, angels are visiting us.
923
00:58:38,042 --> 00:58:41,239
They are blessing this room,
they are blessing us,
924
00:58:41,792 --> 00:58:44,909
because we have gathered here today
to be worthy of Allah's will.
925
00:58:45,917 --> 00:58:47,373
Allah, bless us.
926
00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:54,449
We shall meet again next week, sisters.
927
00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:37,241
Where's the respect?
No headscarf?
928
00:59:37,542 --> 00:59:38,702
I don't get it either.
929
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:41,411
If you can smell a girl's perfume,
930
00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:44,158
it's the same as if you fucked her.
931
00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:45,497
Stop it, dude.
932
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,991
Yes, dude, it's haram!
933
00:59:48,875 --> 00:59:54,541
When I was 12, my mother gave me
a pad and a headscarf...
934
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,491
I think the imam is flirting with me.
935
00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:01,822
Don't take it personally,
he flirts with everyone.
936
01:00:04,208 --> 01:00:07,075
Tell the joke your colleague told you.
937
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:10,166
A dark-haired, a brunette
and a blond mother
938
01:00:10,417 --> 01:00:12,203
all have daughters in puberty.
939
01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:14,039
The dark-haired mother says:
940
01:00:14,292 --> 01:00:18,956
"I found my daughter's whisky
and I didn't know that she even drank.”
941
01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,493
The brunette mother says:
942
01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:24,663
"I found my daughter's cannabis
and I didn't know that she even smoked."
943
01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:26,285
The blond mother says:
944
01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:28,703
"I found my daughter's condoms.
945
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,329
I didn't know that she
even had a penis."
946
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,160
It's a good one, isn't it?
947
01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:37,789
What are you doing?
948
01:00:38,042 --> 01:00:39,953
You said everyone
is welcome in the mosque.
949
01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:41,664
Yes, everyone is! Except you.
950
01:00:41,917 --> 01:00:43,999
How are you speaking to your mother?
951
01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:46,616
Oh my god. Have some respect!
952
01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:49,241
She carried you for nine months.
Behave yourself!
953
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:51,456
It's really okay.
954
01:00:51,708 --> 01:00:52,708
Nol!
955
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:56,162
I ask Allah the merciful for forgiveness.
956
01:00:56,750 --> 01:01:00,993
Paradise lies beneath the feet
of the mothers. I am truly very sorry.
957
01:01:01,292 --> 01:01:02,998
Nina, please act normally.
958
01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:05,536
It's a good thing!
959
01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:07,032
Good girl.
960
01:01:09,292 --> 01:01:10,577
Thanks be to Allah!
961
01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:18,116
The whole respect thing
for your parents is too much.
962
01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:21,287
Careful, sister,
that is haram, what you are saying.
963
01:01:21,542 --> 01:01:23,578
Especially during ramadan.
964
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:28,120
Tight snap from the club last night.
965
01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:33,114
I shouldn't have posted it.
Now I have to get married.
966
01:01:34,167 --> 01:01:35,998
What kind of nonsense is that?
967
01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:39,333
Some damn idiot sent it to my father.
968
01:01:40,042 --> 01:01:43,705
He didn't say a word about the picture, just
that he was going to arrange something.
969
01:01:43,958 --> 01:01:46,040
I am certain that it's because of that.
970
01:01:46,292 --> 01:01:50,456
You have to get married because
you're gay? Where's the logic in that?
971
01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:53,324
There are places
where they kill you for that.
972
01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:55,915
All t have to do is get married.
973
01:01:56,167 --> 01:01:57,167
To whom?
974
01:01:58,417 --> 01:01:59,827
No idea.
975
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:03,822
He spoke to emre
about a cousin or something.
976
01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:12,081
Just go talk to your parents.
977
01:02:12,333 --> 01:02:14,164
You'll find a solution.
978
01:02:14,417 --> 01:02:18,956
Allah made you how you are
and he does not want you to be unhappy.
979
01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:22,166
Your parents also
have to accept you for you.
980
01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:24,782
You're funny.
981
01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:28,664
There's a solution for everything.
982
01:02:28,917 --> 01:02:30,999
God, now I sound like my mother.
983
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:45,582
Yalla, that's haram, what you're doing.
984
01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,744
Especially during ramadan.
985
01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:49,744
And what about you?
986
01:02:49,958 --> 01:02:52,199
I see that your headscarf
isn't on straight.
987
01:02:52,708 --> 01:02:54,323
Pay more attention.
988
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:57,244
Siktir LAN, dude!
989
01:02:59,958 --> 01:03:02,995
- Doesn't dare to smoke in front of us.
- No.
990
01:03:04,125 --> 01:03:09,950
Wash and wash
and wash your hands.
991
01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:15,784
We don't always
have to do it three times.
992
01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:17,953
Once is enough.
993
01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:21,325
But when we have the time,
we can repeat three...
994
01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:22,958
Please don't.
995
01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:26,705
No time, we are in a hurry,
and why are we in a hurry?
996
01:03:26,917 --> 01:03:31,160
For example, the imam
is beginning to pray.
997
01:03:31,958 --> 01:03:33,949
Then we don't have time.
998
01:03:34,625 --> 01:03:35,625
Good night.
999
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,991
Or if there is not enough water.
1000
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:39,865
What do we do then?
1001
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:44,448
Like this.
Afterwards we rinse out our mouth.
1002
01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:53,617
Let's toast to our sissy.
1003
01:03:56,167 --> 01:04:00,035
To our new member
of our great big Christian community:
1004
01:04:00,292 --> 01:04:02,157
To our Harald,
1005
01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:08,745
whose life up to now,
I don't want to say it was in vain,
1006
01:04:09,583 --> 01:04:13,075
but it was an empty wasteland.
1007
01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:17,080
Without the blessing
of our lord Jesus Christ.
1008
01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:19,164
Cheers, dear friends!
1009
01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:22,664
Kisses!
1010
01:04:24,417 --> 01:04:26,908
May Allah also bless this union!
1011
01:04:28,792 --> 01:04:29,792
Very important!
1012
01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:34,372
Harald used to prohibit Christmas and
advents wreathes in our flat share...
1013
01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:37,329
- We couldn't do anything!
- Too catholic, and now...
1014
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,744
- Cheers!
- Thank you for everything.
1015
01:05:01,792 --> 01:05:04,750
You pose in front of the camera
like you're in a zoo.
1016
01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:08,666
You're jealous, that you're no longer
the center of attention.
1017
01:05:08,917 --> 01:05:11,329
Take your headscarf off
and no one will notice you.
1018
01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:12,948
I can't take anything off.
1019
01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:15,039
And that makes you better than me?
1020
01:05:15,292 --> 01:05:16,577
That's what you think.
1021
01:05:16,833 --> 01:05:20,451
When you were four you taped your
eyes like mine to get attention.
1022
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,994
Now you've done it, bravo.
1023
01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:24,692
Who wants to be like everyone else?
1024
01:05:24,750 --> 01:05:26,160
I do, dummy.
1025
01:05:35,917 --> 01:05:37,578
Come on, let's dance!
1026
01:05:37,875 --> 01:05:39,115
Fatima!
1027
01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:57,498
You're cool with that, aren't you?
1028
01:05:59,875 --> 01:06:01,911
I think the wedding is great!
1029
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,242
I find it horrible,
but don't tell anyone.
1030
01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:13,036
The gifts are also terrible.
1031
01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:16,832
Most of them, yes.
Except for mine.
1032
01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:21,117
Yes, but I don't know,
where I should hang it up.
1033
01:06:23,208 --> 01:06:24,869
It's a floor lamp.
1034
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,162
Hey, if this doesn't work out...
1035
01:06:29,417 --> 01:06:34,036
You can always move to ours
even if the baby is there.
1036
01:06:35,125 --> 01:06:37,707
Are you suggesting to my daughter
that she moves in with you?
1037
01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:39,573
Stop getting involved!
1038
01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:40,833
What's the matter?
1039
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:42,573
All thumbs up!
1040
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:45,905
I'm for all kids moving out.
1041
01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:49,367
Where would she sleep?
We don't have any room.
1042
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:53,242
Have a glass of water
for a change, okay?
1043
01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:55,282
You need to put a stop to that.
1044
01:06:55,542 --> 01:06:57,908
It can't.
1045
01:06:58,875 --> 01:07:03,289
A baby and a female islamist
going through puberty, how can I do that?
1046
01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:09,698
Your ex-wife says something at our wedding
and you're coming after me now?
1047
01:07:09,958 --> 01:07:11,243
Are you retarded?
1048
01:07:11,542 --> 01:07:13,078
Retard is not a foul name.
1049
01:07:13,292 --> 01:07:14,452
That is my flat!
1050
01:07:14,708 --> 01:07:19,156
I let whoever I want live with me
including your daughter!
1051
01:07:19,875 --> 01:07:21,081
But you know what?
1052
01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:24,405
She's more than welcome to get married
so she can move out.
1053
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,664
Sorry, that just came out.
1054
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:28,875
Why "sorry?"
1055
01:07:29,167 --> 01:07:30,907
Getting married!
How dumb can you be?
1056
01:07:31,167 --> 01:07:33,453
Excuse me? What?
What was that? What?
1057
01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:35,490
I knew this was all about a guy.
1058
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,332
It doesn't concern you
what I do with my life.
1059
01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:40,369
No skin off my back,
I'd get your room.
1060
01:07:40,625 --> 01:07:43,207
No, that's going to be my workshop.
1061
01:07:43,458 --> 01:07:45,449
Please, could you say something?
1062
01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:48,332
Why did you tell sissy but not me?
1063
01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,790
That's not the most important issue here.
1064
01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:54,614
That's nonsense, right? You are not
legally allowed to marry at 16 in Austria.
1065
01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,617
Yes, of course.
You can in the mosque.
1066
01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,161
You just need two witnesses.
1067
01:08:00,417 --> 01:08:02,737
Against the wishes of the parents,
because we are infidels.
1068
01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:04,706
Right, I saw that in a documentary.
1069
01:08:05,292 --> 01:08:07,374
How long have you know him?
Three weeks?
1070
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:09,248
You have no clue!
1071
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:12,992
It's an act of friendship
and a statement against homophobia!
1072
01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:17,082
You are only against it
because he's Muslim!
1073
01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:19,665
Otherwise, no one would have an issue.
1074
01:08:19,917 --> 01:08:22,033
If he weren't Muslim,
you wouldn't be marrying.
1075
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:23,072
Absolutely.
1076
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,244
You have no clue!
1077
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,333
You always act like you know Mel!
1078
01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:31,575
Can you please stop
involving yourself in my life!
1079
01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:47,697
Marriage is not an act of friendship.
Marriage is...
1080
01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:50,574
Marriage is meaningless,
you always said that.
1081
01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:52,240
Yes, marriage is meaningless...
1082
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:54,991
Marriage is meaningless?
Interesting!
1083
01:08:55,292 --> 01:08:56,407
Sissy, please!
1084
01:08:57,250 --> 01:08:58,490
What do you mean "please?"
1085
01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:22,623
What are you doing, mom?
1086
01:09:24,917 --> 01:09:26,578
I am doing what I want.
1087
01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:28,619
You do what you want.
1088
01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:33,996
Starting now, no one will involve
themselves in the other's life.
1089
01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:35,456
Fine.
1090
01:09:36,375 --> 01:09:38,161
Dude, it's not my fault.
1091
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:44,287
Actually, I don't think
there is a solution for everything.
1092
01:09:58,208 --> 01:10:00,620
You can do it not to involvel
1093
01:10:10,667 --> 01:10:14,660
Just let her live her life
without getting involved.
1094
01:10:17,167 --> 01:10:19,328
What's the worst that could happen?
1095
01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:21,498
Even...
1096
01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:24,708
If she dropped out of school
and had a child.
1097
01:10:24,917 --> 01:10:27,408
Then she'd get a divorce
1098
01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:30,454
and she'd get her degree
at night school.
1099
01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:32,573
What?
1100
01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:36,948
Just hypothetically.
1101
01:10:40,542 --> 01:10:42,032
Go to sleep.
1102
01:10:47,208 --> 01:10:48,823
What does that mean?
1103
01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:02,037
Here are some of your childhood things
for your wedding.
1104
01:11:02,292 --> 01:11:04,408
Perhaps you'd like to show them
to your husband.
1105
01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:07,625
What do you think about her marriage?
Great, isn't it?
1106
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:17,536
Are you really going through with that?
1107
01:11:18,542 --> 01:11:19,827
What's your problem now?
1108
01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:23,701
You're such a radical believer
and you're having a fake wedding?
1109
01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:27,950
I am doing this for a good cause.
It will help me get to paradise.
1110
01:11:28,208 --> 01:11:31,996
But you can't just get married on a whim,
that's not how it works.
1111
01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:38,576
That family is very religious.
You can't possibly imagine it.
1112
01:11:39,708 --> 01:11:40,948
It doesn't matter.
1113
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:44,041
I live with can in a flat
that they all pay for.
1114
01:11:44,292 --> 01:11:48,114
I have space from my parents
and he has space from his.
1115
01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:50,491
I cannot believe how naive you are.
1116
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:53,949
You don't notice
what is going on around you.
1117
01:11:54,292 --> 01:11:59,207
You're now the "uber-expert" again
because you're a real Muslim.
1118
01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:03,243
You know, how annoying that is?
I am just as much a Muslim as you are!
1119
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:06,333
Even a better one,
because I observe all the rules.
1120
01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:11,832
You are just showing off, that's it.
1121
01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:16,869
When is this wedding going down?
1122
01:12:17,417 --> 01:12:19,248
On Monday at 11 is nikah.
1123
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:22,333
I will meet with can
and we'll discuss the terms.
1124
01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:25,244
So you're not coming now?
1125
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,707
To the presentation
on intersectional feminism?
1126
01:12:28,458 --> 01:12:30,574
Fuck, I completely forgot about it!
1127
01:12:31,167 --> 01:12:33,249
I come a bit later, okay?
1128
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:34,956
I'll try.
1129
01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:43,948
Bye.
1130
01:12:44,542 --> 01:12:45,827
Bye!
1131
01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:55,286
What a bunch of shit!
1132
01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:07,659
I wrote down the questions
from the Internet.
1133
01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:11,869
Are you following quran and sunna?
1134
01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:15,286
Fine. Do you know ashure?
1135
01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:19,450
Ashure?
Do you know the story of prophet nuh?
1136
01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:21,699
- Nuh?
- Noah.
1137
01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:25,660
They got lost somehow
and missed the island or something.
1138
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,165
Something happened with a boat.
I can't remember.
1139
01:13:28,417 --> 01:13:31,204
They then made a meal
using everything they had.
1140
01:13:31,458 --> 01:13:35,406
Grapes, beans, apricots, raisins...
1141
01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:38,665
What else?
Chickpeas, wheat, rice...
1142
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:40,831
In the end, it is really tasty.
1143
01:13:42,208 --> 01:13:44,494
Okay? Yeah? Got it?
1144
01:13:45,542 --> 01:13:48,375
Yes, I mean,
what can be so difficult about it?
1145
01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:50,910
Okay.
1146
01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:54,578
Moving on
will you do hajj with me?
1147
01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:57,535
Perfect.
1148
01:13:58,083 --> 01:13:59,744
And five kids?
1149
01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:01,368
But you are gay!
1150
01:14:01,625 --> 01:14:05,743
Yes, that's why I need so many plus points
to get to paradise.
1151
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:09,992
It will give you
a bunch of plus points as well.
1152
01:14:12,708 --> 01:14:15,245
You wont need it any longer.
T don't think.
1153
01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:31,208
What?
1154
01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:36,073
Marriage Nina 11 o'clock
1155
01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:39,826
patient Mayer yussuf, 52 years old
is being operated on.
1156
01:14:40,125 --> 01:14:44,789
He has a biopsy-confirmed carcinoma
in the proximal sigmoid colon.
1157
01:14:45,333 --> 01:14:47,949
The plan is to perform a hemicolectomy...
1158
01:14:48,208 --> 01:14:50,745
- Is something wrong?
- No.
1159
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,000
Are you sure?
1160
01:14:52,667 --> 01:14:58,537
We are prioritizing the colon carcinoma
for the reasons discussed,
1161
01:14:58,792 --> 01:15:03,365
as we do not need to discuss
how Wanda performs the appendectomy.
1162
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:08,076
Excuse me, what's that?
Since when am I doing the appendix?
1163
01:15:08,583 --> 01:15:12,576
He just said that the patient prefers
being operated on by a male colleague.
1164
01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:14,789
By a male colleague? Why?
1165
01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:18,411
He does not want
to be operated on by a woman.
1166
01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:21,454
The opposite happens often as well.
1167
01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:24,574
And we're all accepting this?
1168
01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:27,161
I am not causing all sorts of problems
because of that.
1169
01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:30,250
If we don't,
the paper tomorrow will say we're racists.
1170
01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:34,288
If he doesn't want you
to operate on him then relax.
1171
01:15:34,542 --> 01:15:35,782
Just ignore it.
1172
01:15:36,042 --> 01:15:39,079
And if someone else
doesn't want you to operate on them,
1173
01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:42,871
because you're a Muslim,
we're just going to accept that too?
1174
01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:45,206
That's not the same thing.
1175
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,744
Does she have her period, or what?
1176
01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:51,785
Seriously?
1177
01:15:52,042 --> 01:15:53,828
Yeah, is that funny?
1178
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,740
Okay, you know what?
1179
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,241
You can operate
on that appendix yourselves.
1180
01:15:59,542 --> 01:16:00,542
Wanda!
1181
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,956
Back to the colon carcinoma.
1182
01:16:56,500 --> 01:17:00,618
We cannot prevent the wedding,
but we have to be there.
1183
01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:04,284
I can't just leave the pregnancy workout.
1184
01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:10,494
Now go please.
1185
01:17:11,375 --> 01:17:13,240
We'll see each other
at the workout debrief.
1186
01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:14,542
Absolutely.
1187
01:17:14,583 --> 01:17:16,039
- Kisses.
- Kisses.
1188
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:18,118
Kisses.
1189
01:17:18,542 --> 01:17:19,702
Kisses.
1190
01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:28,250
- What are we doing there?
- Hiding our charms.
1191
01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:32,700
Nina doesn't want us
to get involved, so...
1192
01:17:33,542 --> 01:17:35,203
We'll stay hidden.
1193
01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:55,660
Top, super.
You look great in that, sister.
1194
01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:59,039
And this is great for underneath!
1195
01:18:01,875 --> 01:18:02,875
Out of the question.
1196
01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:05,661
It looks great!
Aren't you happy?
1197
01:18:07,167 --> 01:18:09,158
Come on!
We're running out of time.
1198
01:18:09,417 --> 01:18:12,955
You are a blessed man!
You have a woman, who only belongs to you!
1199
01:18:25,042 --> 01:18:26,578
It's a nightmare.
1200
01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:32,448
Excuse Mel
1201
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,115
- Harald?
- Who else?
1202
01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:38,787
It's the worst moment of my life.
1203
01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:43,991
That's not for men, only for women!
1204
01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:54,539
Well hello.
1205
01:19:12,542 --> 01:19:13,542
Get lost!
1206
01:19:36,458 --> 01:19:37,914
Where do we need to go?
1207
01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:39,663
To the right.
1208
01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:45,708
Shit!
1209
01:19:46,292 --> 01:19:48,157
Can you steer? Ti am stuck!
1210
01:19:48,417 --> 01:19:49,702
Steer! A little help here!
1211
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:52,241
Take your foot out of there!
1212
01:19:53,292 --> 01:19:54,998
What a bunch of shit!
1213
01:19:58,708 --> 01:19:59,788
Dude!
1214
01:19:59,792 --> 01:20:00,998
Police
1215
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,456
just a second.
1216
01:20:11,167 --> 01:20:12,407
Shit.
1217
01:20:12,667 --> 01:20:14,373
Forgot my driver's license.
1218
01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:17,116
But you just had to drive!
1219
01:20:26,042 --> 01:20:29,955
Let me speak. At the seminar they said
they wouldn't speak with men.
1220
01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:34,305
Driver's license and registration, please.
1221
01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:40,782
Are you crazy?
1222
01:20:46,958 --> 01:20:50,871
You are Dr. Wanda rath?
You live in 1070 Vienna?
1223
01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:52,823
Surgeon?
1224
01:20:53,083 --> 01:20:55,995
Question:
How do you operate with those rags?
1225
01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:57,911
That cannot be allowed, can it?
1226
01:20:58,167 --> 01:21:00,283
You always have to recognize the doctor.
1227
01:21:00,542 --> 01:21:02,999
That's not up for debate.
1228
01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:06,950
Dr. rath,
please expose your face.
1229
01:21:07,208 --> 01:21:08,744
That was obvious!
1230
01:21:09,083 --> 01:21:12,075
So. Get out. Both of you. Now!
1231
01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:14,832
Blow into here firmly, doctor.
1232
01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:19,073
Are you going to a carnival party?
1233
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,411
No, to our daughter's wedding.
1234
01:21:21,667 --> 01:21:23,658
We are in quite a hurry!
1235
01:21:24,917 --> 01:21:25,917
0.0.
1236
01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:31,159
Okay, there's still the matter
of the ban on face covering.
1237
01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:35,456
Is that 150 for men as well?
1238
01:21:37,292 --> 01:21:38,748
Yes, I believe so.
1239
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:42,697
Otherwise we'd have problems
with the equal opportunities officer.
1240
01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:49,622
If you were going to a carneval party,
it would be easier for all of us.
1241
01:21:50,750 --> 01:21:51,750
Carneval!
1242
01:21:59,375 --> 01:22:00,785
Wrong door!
1243
01:22:05,417 --> 01:22:06,827
Where is it?
1244
01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:08,619
Where's the entrance?
1245
01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:12,457
- Hold up!
- What's the matter?
1246
01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:16,740
Look!
1247
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,492
Something's amiss with Nina. She locked
herself in the bathroom. Can you come?
1248
01:22:24,917 --> 01:22:26,327
Is she still in there?
1249
01:22:26,583 --> 01:22:28,574
Yes, but she's not saying anything.
1250
01:22:29,167 --> 01:22:31,249
Nina, I'm here now!
1251
01:22:31,542 --> 01:22:34,158
- We are.
- We are here now.
1252
01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:38,414
Please open up!
1253
01:22:40,292 --> 01:22:41,292
Will you say anything?
1254
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:43,286
Nina, we are here now!
1255
01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:47,157
Stop taking pictures!
1256
01:22:47,417 --> 01:22:49,908
Nina, I am coming in now.
1257
01:22:53,042 --> 01:22:54,703
Nina, I am opening the door!
1258
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:56,708
Dude!
1259
01:22:57,458 --> 01:23:01,201
Many people die because the
fire department can't get into the rooms.
1260
01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:03,323
It's a safety measure.
1261
01:23:18,625 --> 01:23:19,625
Nina?
1262
01:23:40,417 --> 01:23:41,702
Okay.
1263
01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:44,039
I didn't marry him.
1264
01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:49,663
They always say, it's important
how you are on the inside,
1265
01:23:50,250 --> 01:23:52,992
and then they are constantly telling you,
how you need to be.
1266
01:23:54,667 --> 01:23:56,328
We wouldn't have got a flat.
1267
01:23:56,750 --> 01:24:00,242
We would have lived with them.
In his childhood bedroom!
1268
01:24:00,958 --> 01:24:03,324
He can go and marry his stupid cousin.
1269
01:24:03,583 --> 01:24:04,823
I don't care!
1270
01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:08,905
She runs around Vienna
in a nigab and can doesn't say a thing.
1271
01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:12,574
We are so incredibly proud of you.
1272
01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:14,250
Absolutely.
1273
01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:18,495
But don't think,
I'll take off the headscarf.
1274
01:24:18,750 --> 01:24:22,447
I am going to stick with it until
they understand what islam really means.
1275
01:24:24,833 --> 01:24:28,496
Humans being stupid is not Allah's fault.
1276
01:24:28,750 --> 01:24:32,493
Except for the fact that he doesn't exist,
you are totally right.
1277
01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:38,164
I now know what I'm doing.
1278
01:24:38,417 --> 01:24:41,580
I'll organize a demonstration.
Islam reform 4.0.
1279
01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:43,323
You have to help me!
1280
01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:45,164
Yes, that... well...
1281
01:24:45,625 --> 01:24:47,741
You should maybe give it some more...
1282
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,831
- That's not a good idea.
- Yes.
1283
01:24:50,083 --> 01:24:51,994
It needs to come from within.
1284
01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:54,039
They have to do it themselves.
1285
01:24:54,292 --> 01:24:56,704
Islam reform is not...
1286
01:24:56,958 --> 01:24:59,449
- We're not doing this!
- It's not up for debate.
1287
01:24:59,708 --> 01:25:01,414
- Yes it is.
- No!
1288
01:25:01,833 --> 01:25:04,074
What's reformative about bike riding?
1289
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:06,995
- You should be allowed to.
- And who isn't?
1290
01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:08,740
In Saudi Arabia or something.
1291
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,240
Okay, there, but...
1292
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:13,992
Hashtag ♪whynot, please.
You can leave if you don't like it.
1293
01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:16,832
- Do you hear it?
- I am not protesting to ride a bike.
1294
01:25:18,042 --> 01:25:20,328
Vienna stays Vienna ...!
1295
01:25:20,542 --> 01:25:22,123
Allah is a woman
1296
01:25:23,083 --> 01:25:24,994
what a ridiculous sign, dude.
1297
01:25:25,375 --> 01:25:27,787
What is ridiculous about it?
It's feminism!
1298
01:25:28,042 --> 01:25:30,283
Her mom carried that at a protest once,
silly head!
1299
01:25:31,042 --> 01:25:33,078
When god created man,
she was just practicing.
1300
01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:37,075
Keep it down!
We are discussing something here!
1301
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:41,322
It's not feminism, it's religion.
It's a pure provocation.
1302
01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:43,286
Typical Austrian, dude!
1303
01:25:43,542 --> 01:25:45,393
What are you talking about?
I'm from Austria too.
1304
01:25:45,417 --> 01:25:48,705
Yeah, born here.
She's Austrian by culture.
1305
01:25:48,958 --> 01:25:53,076
What is Austrian culture
in your opinion? That there?
1306
01:25:53,375 --> 01:25:54,581
Vienna stays Vienna!
1307
01:25:54,917 --> 01:25:57,909
Let it go, sister.
Let her carry her stupid sign.
1308
01:25:58,167 --> 01:25:59,953
Free speech.
1309
01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:03,996
Through thick and thin, and tougher times
we'll fight for feminism all the time
1310
01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:08,198
through thick and thin, and tougher times
we'll fight for feminism all the time.
1311
01:26:08,458 --> 01:26:12,155
Through thick and thin, and tougher times
we'll fight for feminism all the time
1312
01:26:12,833 --> 01:26:14,744
there will be turmoil in the mosque.
1313
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,115
I think so, too.
1314
01:26:16,375 --> 01:26:17,490
We live in a country,
1315
01:26:18,125 --> 01:26:21,947
where there's freedom of speech
and freedom of religion.
1316
01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:23,865
It's a privilege!
1317
01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:27,913
Compared to so many countries,
where so much is banned
1318
01:26:28,167 --> 01:26:30,533
and where you can't stand up for yourself.
1319
01:26:30,917 --> 01:26:33,329
We want to wear what we want!
1320
01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:34,618
Yes!
1321
01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:40,868
But we don't want to be divided
into honorable and dishonorable women.
1322
01:26:41,292 --> 01:26:43,157
But that's exactly
what the headscarf does!
1323
01:26:43,583 --> 01:26:46,655
Home, freedom, tradition,
diversity, enough!
1324
01:26:47,958 --> 01:26:49,073
Fucking Nazis.
1325
01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:54,873
No one should have to marry
because they are gay or are a girl.
1326
01:26:55,167 --> 01:26:58,284
What a demand!
Vienna in the 21st century!
1327
01:26:58,833 --> 01:27:02,576
Yalla, habibi! What's your problem?
The sheitan is speaking through you!
1328
01:27:03,042 --> 01:27:05,408
Better put on a headscarf and marry me!
1329
01:27:05,667 --> 01:27:07,282
Keep quiet, sucker!
1330
01:27:07,542 --> 01:27:09,658
If the imam were to see it...
1331
01:27:09,917 --> 01:27:13,080
Excuse me, is this the protest
against the full-body veil ban?
1332
01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:14,911
No that was yesterday.
1333
01:27:15,333 --> 01:27:17,494
You are too late, that was yesterday.
1334
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:20,245
- Shit, that's what I said!
- Doesn't matter.
1335
01:27:23,042 --> 01:27:26,000
- What protest is that here?
- Islam reform.
1336
01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:27,831
Islam reform!
1337
01:27:28,917 --> 01:27:31,329
But you are for it!
1338
01:27:33,083 --> 01:27:36,371
We are not for something,
where there are so many women.
1339
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,537
Exactly! Women in the kitchen!
Women in the kitchen!
1340
01:27:40,375 --> 01:27:43,082
Anti gender insanity!
Anti gender insanity!
1341
01:27:43,458 --> 01:27:46,416
Antr gender insanity!
Anti gender insanity...
1342
01:27:47,625 --> 01:27:49,832
We protect Europe
1343
01:27:50,083 --> 01:27:52,244
Allah is a woman
1344
01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:22,242
I need the room.
Ti need the kitchen table.
1345
01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:24,957
No, you don't need it.
1346
01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:28,240
You need a place for you.
1347
01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:32,038
And we need a place for us
where we can be us.
1348
01:29:32,292 --> 01:29:34,123
But when you aren't here...
1349
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:36,161
Sitting at the table is too stiff.
1350
01:29:36,417 --> 01:29:38,954
We need a place,
where everyone can move around,
1351
01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:42,496
be in the kitchen together,
spend time with everyone...
1352
01:29:44,250 --> 01:29:46,992
Can is not marrying his cousin.
He's moving in with us.
1353
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,786
Come, I'll show you your room!
1354
01:30:15,792 --> 01:30:19,080
Other kids take drugs,
skip school...
1355
01:30:19,833 --> 01:30:23,075
I know! That's why we're here!
1356
01:30:31,667 --> 01:30:33,874
We are here in a loop...
1357
01:30:37,958 --> 01:30:39,823
We're trapped in it!
1358
01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,456
You already said that!
1359
01:30:57,542 --> 01:31:00,124
The world keeps on spinning
normally for us
1360
01:31:00,375 --> 01:31:03,993
and you're going back to school
and you'll get your degree eventually,
1361
01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:07,208
and there is no German exit exam
in Austria...
1362
01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:08,500
Shit!
1363
01:31:09,042 --> 01:31:12,079
We cannot stop the wedding,
but we have to...
1364
01:31:14,417 --> 01:31:15,623
Are you starting that again?
1365
01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:19,913
If you were going to a carneval,
it would be easier for all of us.
1366
01:31:21,667 --> 01:31:22,827
Carneval!
1367
01:31:26,750 --> 01:31:28,035
That was new!
1368
01:32:07,458 --> 01:32:11,406
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