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[laughs]
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Aw, I love
our cozy date nights.
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[chuckles]
Me, too, baby.
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Grape me.
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Oh, man, I hate
y'all cozy date nights.
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That's because you're not
a romantic like your father.
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Now be quiet, we're trying
to watch Swamp Truckers.
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Man, you got
to love that Jolene.
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That girl's got
more tires than teeth.
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[laughs]
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Well, I will see y'all later.
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Sofia and I are going
for a walk on the beach.
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[scoffs]
The beach?
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Ain't nothing romantic about
getting sand in your cracks.
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Grape me again, baby.
But put some finger on it.
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Man, please don't put them
grapes back in the fridge.
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Oh, man, look.
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There's another one of those
Motor Boys commercials.
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♪ Car or truck, you're in luck
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♪ With the Motor Boys,
beep, beep. ♪
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Man, Pop, your competition
sure is running a lot of ads.
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I don't know, baby.
Should we be scared?
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Hell no.
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Calvin's Pit Stop
is a local institution.
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If anybody should be scared,
it's them.
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Change the channel, baby.
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♪ Car or truck,
you're in luck with the... ♪
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♪ Estás de suerte
conMotor Boys ♪
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♪ Beep-a, beep-a.♪
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See? I told you.
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They even scared of me
in Spanish.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Okay, this one needs
to be washed in cold water,
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this one on delicate
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and this one is hand-wash only.
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Got it.All right. [chuckles]
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Uh, Mom-- are you,
are you gonna remember?
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That I do your laundry
for free? Yes.
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Tina, everyone was right.
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You're married to a genius.
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Oh, really? Does that guy know
you're also married to Dad?
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Very funny.
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Look, I figured out the perfect
way to take down Motor Boys.
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We're gonna do a commercial
for the shop.
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A commercial?
Aren't those expensive?
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No, no. I made
a deal on airtime.
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The only catch
is we have no budget,
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Oh...it has to be done in three days
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and we got to
shoot it ourselves.
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Told you. Genius.
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Mom is right.
We can't do a commercial.
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No, trust me, I got
it all figured out.
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You're gonna shoot it
with your fancy new phone,
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we'll play ourselves
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and I just got someone
to play the customer.
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Dad, what actor would be
desperate enough
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to star in the world's
cheapest commercial for free?
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I got your text.
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[exhales]
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I'm ready for my close-up.
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Ah, I should go.
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I got an early shift
in the morning.
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Are you sure you don't want
to stay at my place again?
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Uh, you know, I better not.
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Last time we didn't
get any sleep,
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and I dozed off on my Taser.
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Okay. Good night.
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[engine starts]
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Good night.
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That went well.
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Hey! Man...
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Gemma, were you spying on us?
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Well, what can I say?
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You're my favorite neighbor,
she's my favorite employee.
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It makes me happy
to see you two so in l...
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L-Los Angeles.
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Come on.
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Don't tell me you haven't said
"I love you" yet.
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What? I-It's only been
four months.
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Only? Dave said it
the first time we met.
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I was working at the Burger King
drive-through,
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and he blurted it out right
after I handed him his Whopper.
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I felt like the Burger Queen.
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Well, I'm not like
you guys, Gemma.
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I don't hand out "I love yous"
like Whoppers.
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No-- Well, you're missing out,
because they are both delicious.
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Okay, here's how it's gonna go.
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I'm gonna say
my line to camera.
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"I'm great, Motor Boys suck,
yada yada yada."
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Uh, Dad,
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I-I'm not sure you can
legally say that.
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Hey. Do you want
to keep your job?
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Uh, no, not really.
You're forcing me to do this.
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Then act like it.
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All right,
then Tina says her line.
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"Line"? Why do I
only get one line?
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Babe, it's a 30-second
commercial.
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We got to have time
for the customer.
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Eh, if you say so, but, baby,
we need this thing to pop.
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And we know
that this is popping.
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[chuckles]:
Okay.
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Dave, you ready to go?
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Yeah, yeah. Uh...
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Uh, about the customer.
Who is this guy?
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W-What do you mean?
He's a customer.
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Well, yeah, no-- I-I know that,
but if I'm gonna be convincing,
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I need to know his backstory.
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You know?
What-what makes him tick?
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What brought him here and why?
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His broken car,
because it's broken.
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His broken car.
Okay, let me chew on that.
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Okay. Marty,
how we doing over here?
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Uh, great. But before we start,
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how do we want
this thing to look?
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What do you mean?
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Well, Motor Boys ads
may be professional,
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but they're kind of generic.
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So we can stand out
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by giving our ad
a distinct visual aesthetic.
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An aesthetic?
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Why do we need a fake leg?
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Okay, nobody treats
Tarantino this way.
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Okay. I made a few changes
to your lines
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that I think will
make them better.
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What did you do?
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I gave them to me.
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You gave yourself everything
except "I'm Calvin Butler."
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Well, I can't say that.
I would sound ridiculous.
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[mouthing]
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Calvin, I have a few questions
about my character.
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Dave, since when
do you wear glasses?
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Well, that's one
of my questions.[groans]
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These olives are delicious.
You have to try one.
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Mmm.
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You know, when my parents
do that, it is gross.
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But when you do it, it's hot.
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So, uh, there's something
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I kind of need
to talk to you about.
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Okay, Gemma was
watching us make out.
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But she promised
to see a therapist.
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It's not that.
I got some news today.
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I was offered
a new teaching position.
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Wow, that's so great.
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It's in Paris.
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Wow, that is so in France.
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I know. It's this
amazing school.
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I applied for it last year,
and I honestly
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never thought I would get it.
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[chuckles]
So I guess you're, um,
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moving to France?
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I don't know.
I haven't accepted it yet.
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Why not?
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Because I feel like
what we have is special,
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so before I decide...
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...I'd like to know
where you think we're going.
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Oh. Uh, I, um...
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[clears throat]
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Well...So, do we know what we want?
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Hey, can you chill out,
man? This ain't got
nothing to do with you!
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Okay, everybody,
if you would all just focus
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and stick to my original plan,
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we only have to do this
one more time.
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Uh, actually, Dad,
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I think I might need a few more
takes to capture
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the edgy Spike Lee feel
I'm going for.
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You're lucky there's not
an aesthetic here,
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or I would hit you
over the head with it.
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Action!
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.
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And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
our customers are friends,
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and our friends are family.
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Just ask my wife Tina.
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Do you have a problem
with your car?
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Talk to Tina.
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Do you want
the best prices in town?
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Talk to Tina.
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Do you want
the best customer service?
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Talk to Calvin.
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Or to Tina.
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[mouths]
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And speaking of customers,
here comes one now.
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After the accident, I didn't
know where to bring my car.
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But then I found
Calvin's Pit Stop,
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where they did a great job
at a fair price.
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That's right,
because here at Calvin's...
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Sure, I lost my family
in that accident,
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but I found a new one
here at Calvin's...
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Pit Stop!
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Cut!
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We're doing it again.
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What?
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Uh, that's good, because
I forgot to press record.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you see the cut
of the commercial?
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I just watched it.
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I was amazing!
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I know.
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Wasn't I great?
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I know it's just
a local commercial,
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but I feel like I could
get nominated for something.
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[chuckles]
Oh, Calvin,
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did you see the
commercial yet?
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Yeah.
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Well, what'd you think?
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Well, to put it gently, it was
a flaming pile of hot garbage.
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00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,082
What?
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All three of you
were ridiculous.
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00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,521
Marty with his
black-and-white montage
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and-and you
just making love to the camera.
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00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:17,181
And you, with your backstory
about being a drug addict?
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Ex-drug addict.
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Well, y'all seem
to have forgotten
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that my business
is on the line here.
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Motor Boys is stealing
my customers,
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and y'all up in here
trying to win a BET Award.
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Can a white guy win that?
'Cause that would be amazing.
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Calvin, we were all
just doing our best.
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Well, it's totally unusable.
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And now I gotta do it again.
By myself.
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How could you do that?
I spent hours
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getting into that
character's head.
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And let me tell you something,
it was not a pretty place!
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Yeah, I got that
when you made me
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flush your Tic Tacs
down the toilet.
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Well, good luck pulling this off
all by yourself.
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I don't have another choice.
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I gotta turn something
in by tomorrow,
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and it sure as hell can't be
what y'all did.
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Can you believe that?I know.
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I had the shakes all night
coming off those fake drugs.
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Oh, my God, Malcolm.
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00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,767
Sofia told me about
her job offer.
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00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,465
Yeah, I know.
I don't know what to do.
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Well, I am her boss.
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One phone call to Paris,
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and I can make this
whole thing go away.
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You're kidding, right?
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00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,130
Of course I'm kidding.
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Unless you don't
want me to be.
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00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,613
Well, I appreciate
the offer, Gemma,
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but this is her decision.
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00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:46,227
So, what, you're just
gonna give up?
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What else am I
supposed to do?
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00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,186
You're supposed to
fight for her.
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You can't just sit back
and do nothing
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while the woman you...
248
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,061
Love is going to France?
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Oh, my God, you just
said you love her.
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00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,893
No, I didn't.Oh, yeah, you totally did.
251
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,633
No. Are you sure
I didn't say "Louvre"?
252
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,332
Because that's in France, too.
253
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,117
Malcolm, why can't you just
admit that you're in love?
254
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,642
Because I don't want to mess up
her life, Gemma.
255
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,383
Mess up her life how?
256
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,645
Look, think about it.
257
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,343
What if I tell Sofia
I love her,
258
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,214
she decides not to
go to France,
259
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,390
and then it doesn't
work out between us?
260
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,915
I would have stood in the way
of her chasing her dreams.
261
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,395
I would never forgive
myself for that.
262
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,571
I get that.
263
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,922
But what if you do tell her,
and she stays,
264
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:32,142
and it's the best thing
to ever happen to you two?
265
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,797
I don't know.
266
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,233
Well, I do.
267
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,627
If she goes, you're gonna
spend the rest of your life
268
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,411
wondering "what if?"
269
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:44,676
And trust me, that is
no way to live.
270
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,157
You know what,
you're right.
271
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,769
You're right. I'm gonna
tell her I love her.
272
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,380
[gasps]
[chuckles]
I'm gonna text her right now.
273
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,078
No, no! Malcolm, Malcolm...
274
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:57,820
You can't just text
something like that.
275
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,822
You gotta make is special.
276
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,563
Like how I gave Dave
a paper crown,
277
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,304
even though it wasn't
his birthday.
278
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:07,090
Okay, well, what do you
think I should do?
279
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,613
Don't worry, leave it to me.
280
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:11,181
Thank you, Gemma.
Wait a minute.
281
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,096
You're not calling Paris,
are you?
282
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,490
No, silly.
283
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,492
Unless you want me to.
284
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,540
Okay, Grover, all you have to do
is point the camera at me,
285
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,194
and push the red button.
286
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,936
I know how to use a phone,
Mr. Calvin.
287
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,330
What do you think I am, six?
288
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,377
You got a lot of attitude
for somebody
289
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,336
who can be replaced by a tripod.
290
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,688
Okay, you ready?
291
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,125
[phone chimes]Action.
292
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,954
Hi, I'm Calvin Butler,
293
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:48,523
and here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
I guarantee you
294
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,395
the best repairs with
the lowest prices in town.
295
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:55,835
Just ask my wife. Right, Tina?
296
00:13:55,878 --> 00:14:00,752
You can't see her,
but she agrees.
297
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,319
What's that, sir?
298
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,974
The best customer service
you've ever had?
299
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,020
Thank you.
300
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,329
Well, you heard them.
301
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,505
So come on down
to Calvin's Pit Stop,
302
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:19,075
where our customers are friends,
and our friends are family.
303
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,381
Yeah!
304
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:24,211
Yes. That's how you do it.
What do you think?
305
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,604
It was great, Mr. Calvin.
Really funny.
306
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,345
What do you mean funny?
307
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,478
I mean how you talk about
your friends and family
308
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:31,958
when you're all by yourself.
309
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,267
Well, I wouldn't be
if my friends and family
310
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,486
took this seriously.
311
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,662
My dad took it seriously.
312
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,970
He said the pressure is what got
his character hooked on drugs.
313
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,409
I know. He told me
he crashed his car
314
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,454
escaping from rehab.
315
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,155
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin.
316
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:58,027
I guess he was just worried
about letting you down.
317
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,073
He was?
318
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,466
Yeah. He said he really just
wanted to help you
319
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,164
beat Motor Boys.
320
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,949
Oh, man.
321
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,821
Maybe I did overreact.
322
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,607
I guess everybody was
just trying to help.
323
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,392
Not me.
You promised me 20 bucks.
324
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,616
Okay, it's all set.
325
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,748
I've got the balloons,
a bouquet of roses,
326
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,054
and the fourth grade
a capella group
327
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,056
is hiding in the nurse's office.Okay.
328
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,492
Why fourth grade?
329
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,451
Because the sixth graders
just hit puberty,
330
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:34,455
and they sound like a bunch
of horny sea lions.
331
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,500
Man, I am nervous.
332
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,241
It's gonna be fine.
333
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:41,505
And if not, I've got
France on speed dial.
334
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,987
Hey, Gemma,
you wanted to see me?
335
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,381
Malcolm?
What are you doing here?
336
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,558
I thought that I would come by
and, uh, surprise you.
337
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,212
Oh, gotta go.
338
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,823
Mrs. Murphy got bit
by the class turtle again.
339
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,043
It is hard to go back to lettuce
when you've tasted blood.
340
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,178
So, what's going on?
341
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,702
Well, I, um...
I've been thinking a lot
342
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:08,054
about the idea of
you moving to France.
343
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,403
And there's
something that I...
344
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,926
I'm not going.
345
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,755
What? Really?
346
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,148
Really.
347
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,411
What made you
decide to stay?
348
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:22,155
Well, the more I thought
about going,
349
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,810
the more I realized I don't
want to mess up my life.
350
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,596
Mess up your life?
351
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:33,079
Yeah. I mean,
I know going to Paris
352
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,516
is something I've always
dreamed of,
353
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,562
but I'm just afraid that
354
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,217
if I give up
everything here to go,
355
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,524
and then it doesn't work out,
356
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,526
I'd never forgive myself.
357
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,704
[clears throat softly]
358
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,707
You know, I know
exactly how you feel.
359
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,058
Which is why you have to go.
360
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,019
What?
361
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,109
Look, Sofia, nothing
would make me happier
362
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,675
than if you stayed.
363
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,939
But you can't let
being afraid stop you
364
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,941
from going after
something that you want.
365
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:13,423
'Cause if you do,
you'll always be wondering
366
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,817
"what if?" And...
367
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,689
that's no way to live.
368
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,257
I'm gonna miss you.
369
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,348
Yeah, no, I, uh...
370
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,350
I miss you already.
371
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,528
♪ You are my
372
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,662
♪ Sunshine Oh, damn!
373
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:37,752
♪ My only sunshine
374
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:42,191
♪ You make me happy.
375
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,630
This isn't Mr. Cullen's
retirement party.
376
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,371
Everybody out.
Out, out, out, out!
377
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,765
[balloons popping]
378
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,905
I don't know
what Dad's talking about.
379
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,385
My camerawork is great.
380
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,126
I mean sure,
the slow motion didn't work,
381
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,954
but that was only
in the flashbacks.
382
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,958
And there was nothing
wrong with my acting.
383
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,655
Although...
[sighs]
384
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,049
falling out of the wheelchair
might have been a bit much.
385
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,184
Yeah, in hindsight,
386
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,925
maybe I shouldn't have
licked that wrench.
387
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,015
Oh. Hey, everybody.
388
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,887
Hey.Hey.
Hey.
389
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:30,239
Look, uh, I just wanted to tell
you I'm sorry for what I said.
390
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,632
You were all just
391
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:35,157
trying to help, and I just kept
shutting you down.
392
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:38,595
Well, baby, you, uh,
you weren't wrong.
393
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:43,122
Yeah, we just watched it again,
and we were pretty awful.
394
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,124
Yeah, you were straight trash.
395
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,301
Uh, but the point is,
396
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,433
is you're my family
and you're my friend
397
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:53,132
and that's what the shop
is all about,
398
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:57,440
so I was thinking maybe we all
take another crack at it.
399
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,659
You sure? Because we...
400
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,314
I'm in.
401
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,924
Well, me, too.
402
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,926
Oh, what the hell?
Let's make a sequel.
403
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:08,451
All right. Come on, well,
let's do this thing.
404
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:11,280
But this time,
no sad backstories.
405
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:14,370
Totally agree.
But what about, uh,
406
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,416
[Boston accent]:
this time I'm a guy from Boston
407
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:21,421
who, uh, crashed his car
after he robbed a bank.
408
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,424
Where the hell is an aesthetic
when you need one?
409
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,737
Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.
410
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:37,001
And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
we guarantee the best repairs
411
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,395
at the lowest prices in town.
412
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,658
Just ask my wife Tina.
413
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,226
He's right.
And I don't say that often.
414
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,793
[chuckles]
415
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,536
But don't take
our word for it.
416
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,365
Here comes
a satisfied customer now.
417
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,458
Wow, these are
the best repairs
418
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,852
and the lowest
prices in town.
419
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,854
Told you.
420
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,422
Thanks, Calvin's Pit Stop.
421
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,035
So come on down
to Calvin's Pit Stop,
422
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,647
where our customers
are friends...
423
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,954
ALL:
And our friends are family.
424
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,178
[laughter]
425
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:27,095
We did it. We were on TV!
426
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,445
And in the best time slot
of the night.
427
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,970
Right between Swamp Truckers
and Swamp Wives.
428
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:35,582
Well, I say we celebrate.
429
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,844
Let's go to Ernie's.
430
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,933
Yeah. Let's do it.Okay.
431
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,506
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432
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:55,384
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